"The thing is Roblox isn't just a game...its a life for some people" "I think it's just been a really fun experience" "Roblox has been banned to hell, 60 hours without Roblox, its because Roblox has abandoned us" "On October 28, free burrito, a million dollars of free burrito...it was too much. But right after this event launched, Roblox went full radio silence, and they say its not Jupotlay's fault, they freaking blasted the Roblox infrastructure" "Heard the source code got freaking nuked, you expecting a burrito code? But no it was a source code bam!"
It's been 24 hours without Roblox. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Roblox may never come back. Roblox has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Roblox this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of Roblox stocks because I trust Roblox. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, Roblox being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "We're making things more awesome. Be back soon" page, I vomited. I just hope they mean it when they say soon. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Roblox back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Roblox comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.
@@acomou3562 people pointing out a joke is pretty annoying but youre type is no different, while scutwork is trying to inform (or atleast be helpful) you are adding nothing to the reply and is instead, making fun of someone.
@@oliverbunting1484 I used to think that but in lockdown i started watching more of his videos and thats how i realised that ive been hearing it wrong this whole time
Ohh noo the roblox gamers r trying to destroy the sun then the moon then the earth then the galaxy we're living in then the fuking universe they r gonna destroy it all its the doom of humanity they have been scheeming of it ever since the down fall
Day 3 of no access to Roblox. I am scratching at my neck to put on a set of ODMG gear and hook around Stohess, killing any branch members that oppose me while I do so. My addiction was too strong, so I sat down on my bed, my Commander's voice echoing in my head to stay strong during this time. I then woke up, a HR called my 'Mom' entered my room to inform me that I had a training to wake up for, at a place called School, which I'm guessing is the rebuilt Trainee Camp. I put on my uniform, picked up my ODMG case and walked out the door, preparing to get on my cart, which never arrived. I walked through the doors, which resembled the TC gate. The people around were like the branch members who stand around TC, their muskets at the ready, stopping any trolling civilians who try to get in their way. I then entered the 'Classroom' which is the new name for the pit. My TI began giving us information which I didn't understand, as it wasn't like all the other information phases. She was trying to teach us 'Math', something which I have never heard of. I then picked up my case, and opened it, which caused everyone to leave the classroom in terror. I was extremely confused as to why they all left.
I'd like to imagine Chipotle realized they would actually have to give away one million free burritos and so they hired a cyber hitman to take down Roblox.
For those interested, the real reason for the outage was because the amount of servers Roblox has outgrew the super old core code that it's built on, and the system couldn't communicate effectively.
@@solaireofastora7325 (I keep trying to send you links but YT keeps removing my reply. Just go to Roblox's Twitter and look for the tweets beginning with "We believe" and "Still making progress" to find the tweets I'm talking about.) On Twitter, Roblox confirmed that the outage wasn't to do with any external stress and was an internal issue with their own system. Judging by the length of the outage, the bugginess of the site before it closed, and Roblox's vagueness on the topic, many speculators have inferred that it was an especially complex issue with some part of Roblox's core code.
@@Nitrolord bro stop saying wrong things the reason roblox shut down is cause they had too many servers and it somehow broke the other servers it was said in the roblox blog
@@Nitrolord bro stop saying wrong things the reason roblox shut down is cause they had too many servers and it somehow broke the other servers it was said in the roblox blog
@@Bed12344 YT clearly hates links lol... but yes I did find the article you are talking about. The large number of servers issue was a thing, and it did help cause the bug. My mistake! I edited my original comment, apologies.
Yea my little brother was asking me too so i told him that the game is probably down and him not understanding what i meant told my parents i somehow stopped the game
I look inside my bedroom, as I take a step outside and enter the hallway. The first thing I think of in the mornining is.. "AoT:P". I check roblox, and roblox is still down after 3 days... Wait a Minute.. What's that? As I look up, my peripheral visions spots a message in the top side of my vision field. "Permanent Death Enabled". I run outside to check the gear cabin, but there's nothing there except equipment for lawn work. I dash to search for the musket cabin instead, but that isn't in this map. Help. Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my
Roblox has actually gotten source code leaked and their admin panel hacked, but even then it was back up within 6 hours. Idk what type of shit is happening now, but burritos better be banned in their server room because the world has a shadow over it right now.
Roblox is such a ticking time bomb, it's insane. Just massive amounts of stolen, copyrighted material in all of their most popular content, gambling for children, etc. I know a dev on the Roblox team who makes tens of thousands of dollars every year giving himself rare items and selling them on the Roblox market thing. Something's gotta happen to them, especially with them being publicly traded
They're currently trying to kill Jim Wool but he was much more powerful than they expected. We can only hope the battle ends soon and roblock squid game is safe once again.
penguinz0 replied " yeah but if i focus on 'cool math' games won't pewdiepie ruin my chances? " user - the dawn- replied " well I don't watch pewdiepie as much as you " the two became enemies and ended up arguing over mathematical equations and lizards with teeth bones.
They say that it wasn't the fault of Chipotle's cross-promotion, but we all know they are just saving face with their corporate overlords. Chipotle not only burns the anus and wallets of their customers, they have now hurt the greatest game platform in human history... still good though.
and thats why you dont build your job around a website. (the programmers cant even go on to other jobs due to lua being a coding language that is dying out (cuz it sucks)), it still sucks tho, as some will lose a lot of money (gamedev makes a lot of money, like, A LOT)
penguinz0 replied " well wouldn't you be more informed if you subscribed? " user -brando - replied "I could be " the two ran away but found each other on a hill filled with mice that escalate.
Was thinking the same watching the video. You can basically realise what's going on on the internet and its pop culture by watching Charlie 10min a day, without doing anything else. And imo that's what distinguishes Charlie from the other streamers/youtubers.
Hour 64 without Auto Duels. I've recently started to see duel arenas form around me in real life. For example, when my sister was making "brownies" earlier today, she was clearly holding a linked sword. I didn't have much time to react, so I equipped the closest linked sword from my kitchen and went in to attack. She must've been new to SFing, because when I went in to attack she didn't even pace back go into shift lock to stay out of range of my sword's hitbox. When I beat her in the 1v1, she didn't respawn. I thought we would've played best out of three but she just stayed on the floor unmoving. That's when my mom came in and screamed. This was definitely a challenge for another duel, and I could tell she was a skilled SFer. She was trying to bait me by running away from me crying, but I'm no rookie, she would've probably lunge glitched me the moment I went in for the kill. That's why I turned on my lag switcher and instantly took her down. That's when a war clan known as the "cops" showed up at my door. These idiots must've thought this was a GFing server, when clearly it was a SFing server, so I was shot 17 times and now I'm in solitary confinement.
sir baiting is actually what rookie sword fighters do in roblox your supposed to hit the shift button at the right time to increase your hitbox to maximize your chances of winning. I was a custom duels leaderboard player and at my peak I was rank #2 on the wins leaderboard for the entirety of 2018 good day.
The heavens fell. Homes burnt, Lives crushed. The Chipotle "Boorito maze" was a lie. It's been a day since Roblox came back, but they where too late. All hope is lost.
Charlie's power is just incredible. Just hours after the release of the video, engineers have been working at an increased rate of 1000% speed. It's currently being slowly allowed to a limited number of people and would increase throughout the day. We survived the roblox purge
Literally pissing and crying, don't tell me my deathrun/epic minigames scores have been wiped, the mental anguish I've experienced waiting for the site to come back up feels like I've been thrown into hell or something.
Looking at how the community turned out in the past two years, I would be more than happy for the game to be over with. I don’t enjoy the game anymore and haven’t since the near end of 2017.
I love how most people meme about (ew Roblox) yet I learned coding and scripting and met wonderful people who also have common interest through it, of course it’s not advance like you would do in the corporate world, but it gives you a chance to do basic code and script for your own game, free of charge.Also that, Roblox Studio has help me do some basic digital design. So if you’re interested of any of those fields, give it a try.
As Charlie uploaded this, Roblox went online again. Charlie is truly a savior of all sorts, he speaks something relevant, then good shit happens. Thanks, Charlie, merely for existing
I managed to get in and play during the last like 30 minutes of it being alive. It was weird because everyone was yellow block people, and none of the games had individual info saved.
Hour 62 without Rogue lineage. I have been finding strange Rigans outside my door. I asked them if they were here to gank me, they responded with "What? We're here to sell you some cookies. These fools, they do not know that I am Alchemist sub class. They must be trying to interrogate me. To avoid it I drop 1 silver, they ask if its for them then I scream out shadow rush and stab them with a knife. They start running away from me, foolish rigans thinking they can get away from me. I pick one up and realize I do not have "merc" carry. I scream out in frustration "WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MERC". I bring the rigan to my Necromancer friend and he attempts to bound him. However he does not get bounded. In the end we grip him, back to the rigans, the rigans did not get far. I ran over to them and say "You fools! You think you're a match for Kari Ator???" I snarv them however it does not work. I end up bane m1ing them to death. I then go to forest 3 and snarv them off a cliff. It does not work so I simply grip them. Then a mysterious class known as the police arrive, I scream at them saying "run ones you apes! stop flooding" they then pull out a new weapon as a gun and I am forced to snap geli away. They caught me and rot'ed me. Fools think they are a match for Kari ator. I inject SynapseX and noclip out the jail. I proceed to gank the "police" and snap geli away.
I would love if Charles covered this, but the Chipotle app also crashed this evening for the "boorito" deal, with some customers having to wait 2-3 hours for their food. So that whole "Chipotle did not kill our servers" Roblox is talking about is complete bullshit.
Jim Wool has just been waiting for the right moment to ascend. He became more powerful than this mortal world and took roblox with him to a higher plane of existence.
It's been almost 24 hours since I played a SINGLE Roblox game... No GPO, no YBA, no ABA, no GPO, nothing. I don't think I can take this any longer. I'm feeling dizzy without my eyes straining from the blue light that admits from my monitor... I've tried going outside, I squinted my eyes at the blinding light that I learned was called the "sun" in the sky. I attempted pulling off my infinite combo on a random that I assumed was a noob. As I threw my fist at his stomach, out of nowhere I felt a sharp pain in the back of my neck. I collapsed to the ground and felt the warm concrete against my cheek. "fuck wrong with you cuh?" he says, "on gang Imma beat the living shit out of you." He rolls me over onto my stomach and starts barraging my face with punches. I could hear distant screams of bystanders. I could barley see anything. "Damn, I thought I had my 3x luck perk activated." I said to myself. My attacker finally gets up, and I run back inside my house and look for my mother. "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU HELP ME!" I yelled, eyes watering. "Watch your swear words young man." she says. "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH AND TELL ME WHY YOU DIDN'T HELP ME, YOU SAW ME GETTING MY ASS BEAT OUTSIDE!" I cried, pointing towards my face."I'M GOING TO MY ROOM. I'M ALSO HUNGRY!" I scream at my mother. "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were outside. I'll make you your chicken nuggies and spinach for dinner tonight." she says to me as I walk up the steps. "I DON'T WANT SPINACH I JUST WANT CHICKEN NUGGIES, HOLY FUCK HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND GEEZ!" I cry as I slam my door. Hour 65 of no rogue lineage. I think I got data wiped, none of my spells are working and I can't use any of my skills, I think I am day 15 already but I still don't have dissolve. This server is absolutely flooded and I can't log, I managed to gank a few dumb freshies that came close, but one managed to run away and I think he's calling his house. I hear weird noises that are probably spec spells, I am so fucked.
"It wasn't always this way, I-I didn't always have this Roblox problem. In fact, for five years I was sober. I didn't touch the game. And then I turned six." What a wonderful line lmao
It’s the Third Day. I can’t take this any longer. Roblox has been down for 72 hours and my body cannot handle this copious amount of mental stress. I’ve had numerous seizures from the lack of entertainment and content from Roblox. During the 72 hours I had found myself breathless and unable to speak. No matter how long I sleep I can’t find the energy to even leave my bed. This is hell. It seems that I won’t be able to find salvation anytime soon… I hope that soon enough the Heavens will grace me with Roblox once again and that I can soon see my precious Meeps and Adopt Me pets. I am sure they are starving right now. I can already foresee my fate. I shall collapse under heart failure as I see my PC screen flash: “We are no longer working on Roblox. Take care. -ROBLOX”. The sheer weight of that message had doomed me into falling into the endless abyss of boredom. I cannot see the light at the end of the tunnel… I fear that this may never come to an end. I feel as though that if I don’t play roblox I would be writhing for the next 10 hours in horrible agony. I may unconsciously harm myself or others if I don’t receive any entertainment from Roblox right this instant. It’s now 10 minutes later, I am having frequent blackouts and my sanity is deteriorating. I asked my parents to isolate me in my room so I don’t cause harm to them in any way. I have also already destroyed my bed. As I cry myself to sleep for the twelfth time since the shutdown, I lay in my annihilated room, my distraught parents seeking help from others, oblivious to the fact only Roblox could fix me now….
Roblox is back, but if u log out, u can't login for now. Some people can play games and some can't, but don't worry maybe 1-2 more days Roblox can work normally for everyone.
its been 60+ hours without roblox and dahood, im starting to lose vision in my left ear and hearing in my right eye. i can feel my organs collapsing as i wait for roblox to come back. every minute i refresh roblox to see if theyre back. my head hurts more and more as it feels as if i a knife is being dragged into my brain. my right lung has stopped working and ive donated it to roblox just to show how much i love and miss the game. blood has stopped flowing to my right arm so its fully purple/blue, and my heart skips one more beat every time i refresh and see roblox isnt back. this truly hurts me. i miss screaming on vc with my friends as we play cheesy horror games, i miss the feeling of my keyboard brushing along my fingers as i play. i miss the joy and life i got from playing roblox. dont tell me to touch grass. it doesnt work. grass will never fill the hole in my heart. ive even eaten the grass. nothing helps me and theres no way to save me
its nice to see Charlie talking about it! Since everybody got crazy about it, "JohnRoblox" i think its the name, made a video 8 minutes-ish full screaming into the camera making fun of roblox, basically being really toxic, and its nice to see charlie calming people down!
It's been 60 hours without Roblox. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Roblox may never come back. Roblox has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Roblox this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of Roblox stocks because I trust Roblox. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, Roblox being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "We're making things more awesome. Be back soon" page, I vomitted. I just hope they mean it when they say soon. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Roblox back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Roblox comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.
I look inside my bedroom, as I take a step outside and enter the hallway. The first thing I think of in the morning is.. "AoT:P", the most immersive rp game on roblox. I check roblox, and roblox is still down after 3 days... Wait a Minute.. What's that? As I look up, my peripheral visions spots a message in the top side of my vision field. "Permanent Death Enabled". I run outside to check the gear cabin, but there's nothing there except equipment for lawn work. I dash to search for the musket cabin instead, but that isn't in this map. Help. Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my
Its been 60 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjole ProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt Me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflamingo. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...
I was nearly entirely unaffected, I had just gotten Generation Zero, Payday 2, and Killing Floor 2, and I've been playing them almost exclusively, but its definitely something Ive never seen.. nearly 72 hours down... But thankfully for me atleast its back up...
been almost 48 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe withdrawls. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, and I can barely talk
Dear diary, the 1189th minute without GPO has passed. I’ve tried to take several naps however unable to do so as everytime I try and close my eyes I constantly hear the geppo and haki sound effect and the thought of losing a whole day of 2x logia makes me feel sick. I’ve vomited a couple times too. Even tried taking tablets to cure my headaches but hasn’t worked. At 1PM i started getting hallucinations the fruit bowl in my kitchen appeared to be a devil fruit bag and the apple i ate reminded me of magu. I cant even do daily tasks anymore. I went for my daily jog and checked for my stamina bar. This is severely affecting my everyday life. One of the worst thing today is that I was too scared to shower or bathe thinking I would lose HP. At 2PM i massacred an elderly care home and after wave 25 I didn’t even receive my fruit.
Day 3 of no access to Roblox. I am scratching at my neck to put on a set of ODMG gear and hook around Stohess, killing any branch members that oppose me while I do so. My addiction was too strong, so I sat down on my bed, my Commander's voice echoing in my head to stay strong during this time. I then woke up, a HR called my 'Mom' entered my room to inform me that I had a training to wake up for, at a place called School, which I'm guessing is the rebuilt Trainee Camp. I put on my uniform, picked up my ODMG case and walked out the door, preparing to get on my cart, which never arrived. I walked through the doors, which resembled the TC gate. The people around were like the branch members who stand around TC, their muskets at the ready, stopping any trolling civilians who try to get in their way. I then entered the 'Classroom' which is the new name for the pit. My TI began giving us information which I didn't understand, as it wasn't like all the other information phases. She was trying to teach us 'Math', something which I have never heard of. I then picked up my case, and opened it, which caused everyone to leave the classroom in terror. I was extremely confused as to why they all left.
This is honestly shocking, as someone who've been playing Roblox since 2012 and got super into it from 2015 to 2020, i have only seen minor shutdowns that where like 4 hours long, but this is a whole other thing. Thank god, it did'nt shutdown completely, because it's a really one-of-a-kind exprience that you can't find anywhere else. And it might sound personal but this game has really shaped my love for sandbox games alongside Minecraft, the sher amount of creativety and charm from the classic games to the egg hunts to the roblox studio, it gave me so much joy and heart. ofcourse nowadays i don't play it as much, but man i whould'nt forget those memories simply by pure heart :).
I started playing Roblox in 2016(?). I’ll admit that the demographic has changed, along with the popular games. I haven’t played in forever but when I do play it’s always the old games. Idk, it’s just weird.
Day 3 of no access to Roblox. I am scratching at my neck to put on a set of ODMG gear and hook around Stohess, killing any branch members that oppose me while I do so. My addiction was too strong, so I sat down on my bed, my Commander's voice echoing in my head to stay strong during this time. I then woke up, a HR called my 'Mom' entered my room to inform me that I had a training to wake up for, at a place called School, which I'm guessing is the rebuilt Trainee Camp. I put on my uniform, picked up my ODMG case and walked out the door, preparing to get on my cart, which never arrived. I walked through the doors, which resembled the TC gate. The people around were like the branch members who stand around TC, their muskets at the ready, stopping any trolling civilians who try to get in their way. I then entered the 'Classroom' which is the new name for the pit. My TI began giving us information which I didn't understand, as it wasn't like all the other information phases. She was trying to teach us 'Math', something which I have never heard of. I then picked up my case, and opened it, which caused everyone to leave the classroom in terror. I was extremely confused as to why they all left.
Looking at roblox now and when i joined the game really has come a long way, looking back at when I played the game alot and the experiences I made and friends I made really makes me feel nostalgic
i'm having mental breakdowns and crying since ROBLOX is down… my wife, children, and great grandpa have been trying to comfort me by telling me to touch grass, feel fresh air, talk to other humans, but it's just so hard… i don't know how much longer i can go…
I look inside my bedroom, as I take a step outside and enter the hallway. The first thing I think of in the mornining is.. "AoT:P". I check roblox, and roblox is still down after 3 days... Wait a Minute.. What's that? As I look up, my peripheral visions spots a message in the top side of my vision field. "Permanent Death Enabled". I run outside to check the gear cabin, but there's nothing there except equipment for lawn work. I dash to search for the musket cabin instead, but that isn't in this map. Help. Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my
The best part about this is that everyone who wasn't kicked out before the event were turned into noobs, just like a strange event that happened a few month ago.
It also happend to me not because of the outage its the servers so we turned into noobs i thought it was only happening in funky friday but it happend on all the games
I look inside my bedroom, as I take a step outside and enter the hallway. The first thing I think of in the mornining is.. "AoT:P". I check roblox, and roblox is still down after 3 days... Wait a Minute.. What's that? As I look up, my peripheral visions spots a message in the top side of my vision field. "Permanent Death Enabled". I run outside to check the gear cabin, but there's nothing there except equipment for lawn work. I dash to search for the musket cabin instead, but that isn't in this map. Help. Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my
1:43 the absurdity of that opener to why Roblox went down teleported me to an Internet Historian video that will come out on this event years from now.
18 hours. My dog is starting to look dummy thick and is reminding me of minks. My sea beast is roaring to be used and my kraken is on edge. I’m about to lash out and start stealing fruits from the supermarket. A marine ship has been dispatched to my location and I’m out of stamina. I don’t think I will make it, I’m starting to see people with haki all over their body and they are calling me racist. I NEED gpo phoeyu. Its been 19 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawls. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, and I can barely get out of my bed to do anything. I’m sick to my stomach at this point, life is worthless. It’s been 21 hours without GPO, I can feel my brain deteriorating bit by bit as the clock ticks. The subtle sounds of geppo keep playing in the back of my head as I instinctly press my space bar repeatedly to maneuver in the other games I’m playing, I don’t know how much longer I can go on. It's been 22 hours without GPO...I've started to steal logias from kids in the cafeteria when they say they're just "Apples"... I've been using black leg on randoms to gain their bounty, but I've been sent to the principles office and now the marines want to arrest me for "disruption of the peace"... I am now on the run, and cannot stop seeing "The marines have been dispatched to your location" Its been 23 hours without GPO. My mind is slowly starting to go numb. I’m starting to hear the haki noise in my head at random times as I start to geppo into the air. I have found a mera disguised as a 7 year old child he is currently in my fruit bag. Soon all will turn to hell. It’s been 24 hours without GPO… I don’t think I’ll live to see UPD 4.5. I’ve been trying to Rokushiki dash to my classes. Stealing Magu’s I find in the cafeteria even when people tell me they’re “just bananas”. I tried to impale my teacher and gripped this kid I saw in the gym for bounty. Soon as he got gripped, I see marines are coming to my location. I don’t know what to do anymore. Skin has been crawling without having my fingers touch my keys and use moves. My index finger is twitching without using my 50 dmg m1’s. I’m starting to hallucinate. Every black person I’ve seen looks like the npcs on Sphinx island. My principal looks like Captain Zhen and I could’ve sworn this girl had her weave built like a kraken. Speaking of krakens, I hear the ocean every time I go into the hallways, and become anxious I might get picked up and flung. I need Roblox back, ASAP. Eventually my ticks of randomly saying “there’s a Suna user on me” will become outbursts. My random sword swing motions will happen with a pencil…. I don’t know how many I may slay. Phoeyu… I need GPO. My life isn’t the same without it.It’s been too long without GPO. It feels like years. I can already feel my mind going numb, by the absence of this game. I cant sleep. I wake up to the noise of the devil fruit notifier yet GPO is not open... My mind is playing tricks on me. I cant go on for much longer. I’ve begin to grind irl. I’ve murdered my family for xp I’ve found several devil fruits in my cupboard. I’m starving for GPO. I cannot hold it in anymore. This world has truely become hell. my blood cant handle it my circulation has stopped i cant do it any longer my heart is beating slower everyone is asleep.. how can i handle this what can i do gpo is the forget about the endless pain in this dammn world. It's been 48 hours without GPO... I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe withdravals. I wole up today trying to log onto roblox, but the site was down. I had a major panic attack, but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, and I can barely talk. Phoeyu... I need GPO ASAP. Its been 52hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt Me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back... It's officially been 3 days without GPO. I'm having severe mental breakdowns, and I even stole my dad's gun thiking of ending my own life. I don't think I can take this anymore. No GPO, no YBA, no ABA, no Rogue Lineage... I'm starting to lose vision in my left eye, and hearing in my right ear. I can feel my organs collapsing as I wait for roblox to come back. Every minute I refresh Roblox to see if they're back. My head hurts more and more, as it feels like a knife is being stabbed into it. My right lung has stopped working and I donated it to Roblox just to shoe hoe much I love and miss their game. Blood has stopped flowing in my right arm and my heart is beating at 24 beats per minute. I miss being toxic in arena mode spamming ez on random clueless kids as they get destroyed. This truly hurts me. Don't tell me to touch grass, it isn't going to fill the hole in my heart. Please Roblox, fix the site before it's too late, I'm very close to killing myself.
Hour 78 without Rogue Lineage: I decided that it was time to go for a walk for the first time in three months. I needed to go collect some trinkets so that I could buy myself some meat. Outside of the merchant's room, I saw a few rigans jumping a castellan and I used my lifesense to count that there were three rigans. As a castellan myself, I decided to try to use spells, but I realized I had no mana.. I was a freshie on this account. The rigans saw me and they used their oni moves to 1 combo me. I tried to pop res, but it didn't work so they started to rob me. After that, they gripped me and I had to hop on an alt to pop a pd. After that, I set out on my journey to become a druid, but I couldn't find Fallion so I decided I would go oni. First, I went to a place called an "orphanage" and trained my fist exp on them. Then I went to a place called the "retirement home" to train my sword exp and I gripped 10 rigans. After that, there were some gaia dwelling uber spies, so I decided to fight back with my mythril dagger, but they all used dualist dash on me and I was knocked once again. When I woke up, I found myself sitting in a bed, probably in oresfall and i was handcuffed to the bed. After a few moments of being awake, they took me to an interrogation room and asked me why I gripped so many freshies. I told them that they were being shitter mutts, and that I was doing it for progression. I proceeded to spit on the man for being a gaia dweller, and he took me to a place called jail. When I got there, all there was were a bunch of rigans, and after people found out how many grips I had, they ganked me with 10 ultras and pushed me into a corner. I was getting bronze daggers shoved up my ass and it kinda felt good, but the after that the rigans beat me up. I was let out of jail because some ultra blacksmith called "mom" paid my release. I then went home and cried for hours in my bed.
Mom asked me why I locked myself in my room. I ignored her. There’s no way she would understand how badly I’ve been affected from Roblox going down... She’d laugh. Just like the rest of them. I am shaking and crying right now.
Bro, there are other things to do. Go outside, play sports, learn a new skill, watch a serious/movie, or if you really wanna play games, there are so many games other than roblox
It's funny how whenever I play a game I'm used to it having downtime here an there, but whenever games like Roblox or fortnite go down the internet turns into a fallout roleplay
Roblox Is Prob Gonna Say This: "I truly apologize for the inconvenience everybody’s data has been wiped however this is just a way to come back even stronger that is why we have increased the amount of robux for example 80 robuxs is now 3 dollars you can do it! STAY STRONG"
"Hello," a gentle voice called out to me, "seventy-two hours have passed." I opened my eyes, and a small child was standing in front of me. Their hair grew down to their shoulders, and two braids were stretching along each side of her arms. The hair itself seemed like silk, and it was a mixture between black and brown. She wore a linen dress-- completely white, save for small golden etchings on the sleeves-- and her feet bore brown leather sandals. I looked around. All I could see was white. The walls, the ground... everything. As my blurry vision subsided from my wake, I realized how thin the young girl was. Malnourished and scrawny, but it didn't suit my main question: where I am. "Do you know what happened?" I asked, trying to push myself up off of the bright ground beneath me. It had no temperature, no feel whatsoever, and I had a sense that I already knew the answer to my question. She smiled. "The Roblox servers shut down, little one. Your existence was wiped away, like a sand castle on a beach." "Ah," I sighed, "I am in heaven?" "I suppose you can say that. Although balance will be restored soon enough and you will find your way back to earth, I believe you may be stuck here for a while." I exhaled deeply, the moisture visible in the cold air. "And that is just fine." Her smile began to stretch further out, until it reached the bottom of her eyes, which were like an entrancing shade of bright blue. "Come, little one; I have much to show you..."
a crack appears in the ceiling, growing into a hole. a familiar hand reaches through, reaching for you. you hear a distant, familiar voice.. “bro wake up!! huh? covid? roblox shutdown for days? dream smp? squid game? what’s up with you? it’s 2017, lets go play brick bronze! do you wanna watch dantdm?”
The copypastas are the best thing about the entire shutdown, and I love that this comments section is posting them in mass. Some of them have nearly brought me to tears just due to knowing what bullshit they're talking about.
Day 3 of no access to Roblox. I am scratching at my neck to put on a set of ODMG gear and hook around Stohess, killing any branch members that oppose me while I do so. My addiction was too strong, so I sat down on my bed, my Commander's voice echoing in my head to stay strong during this time. I then woke up, a HR called my 'Mom' entered my room to inform me that I had a training to wake up for, at a place called School, which I'm guessing is the rebuilt Trainee Camp. I put on my uniform, picked up my ODMG case and walked out the door, preparing to get on my cart, which never arrived. I walked through the doors, which resembled the TC gate. The people around were like the branch members who stand around TC, their muskets at the ready, stopping any trolling civilians who try to get in their way. I then entered the 'Classroom' which is the new name for the pit. My TI began giving us information which I didn't understand, as it wasn't like all the other information phases. She was trying to teach us 'Math', something which I have never heard of. I then picked up my case, and opened it, which caused everyone to leave the classroom in terror. I was extremely confused as to why they all left.
Развлечения
“For 5 years I didn’t touch the game, I was sober. Then I turned 6” perfect delivery what a genius line
amazing
"The thing is Roblox isn't just a game...its a life for some people"
"I think it's just been a really fun experience"
"Roblox has been banned to hell, 60 hours without Roblox, its because Roblox has abandoned us"
"On October 28, free burrito, a million dollars of free burrito...it was too much. But right after this event launched, Roblox went full radio silence, and they say its not Jupotlay's fault, they freaking blasted the Roblox infrastructure"
"Heard the source code got freaking nuked, you expecting a burrito code? But no it was a source code bam!"
@@blatantslander it’s a fucking lifestyle man . i’m stressing . it’s been gone for too long . i can’t take it anymore .
@@dacioana3310 touch grass before u-u it comebacks
And yeah its back
It's been 24 hours without Roblox. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Roblox may never come back. Roblox has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Roblox this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of Roblox stocks because I trust Roblox. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, Roblox being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "We're making things more awesome. Be back soon" page, I vomited. I just hope they mean it when they say soon. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Roblox back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Roblox comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.
the cultural impact this will have is phenomenal. robloxians will never get to experience Halloween 2021
they are already partially back up
@@nots3 “Actually…” 🤓
@@acomou3562 people pointing out a joke is pretty annoying but youre type is no different, while scutwork is trying to inform (or atleast be helpful) you are adding nothing to the reply and is instead, making fun of someone.
@@userkhronicle8425 🤓
Nope they are online
"There's a huge spider is the server room we aren't fixing that shit until it's gone"
- Roblox
underrated comment
"Update: There are two of them, and we think they can jump. Please send help."
- Roblox
Shelob is fucking up their servers and they're just watching
@@Martok2309 didn’t expect to see a lotr reference in Charlie’s comments lmao
@@adriel68 I think Charlie is just universal, everyone likes him regardless of whatever else they like. I'm glad someone got my reference as well lol
Charlie must really be sick, he said, “That’s all, see ya.” Instead of, “That’s about it, see ya.” I hope Roblox comes back for his sake.
its back! Lets hope Charlie recovers
Yk i started saying see ya to people and i was like where did i get that and I remember its charlie
I always thought he said "that's about it, so yeah" and i still can't hear 'see ya' even now
@@oliverbunting1484 I used to think that but in lockdown i started watching more of his videos and thats how i realised that ive been hearing it wrong this whole time
He says, "I just wanted to talk about that. See ya."
I was wondering why the sunlight seemed a little dimmer these past few days
Now we know
Staring at the sun is not a good idea
first and waiting foir this comment to blow up
Ohh noo the roblox gamers r trying to destroy the sun then the moon then the earth then the galaxy we're living in then the fuking universe they r gonna destroy it all its the doom of humanity they have been scheeming of it ever since the down fall
Day 3 of no access to Roblox. I am scratching at my neck to put on a set of ODMG gear and hook around Stohess, killing any branch members that oppose me while I do so. My addiction was too strong, so I sat down on my bed, my Commander's voice echoing in my head to stay strong during this time. I then woke up, a HR called my 'Mom' entered my room to inform me that I had a training to wake up for, at a place called School, which I'm guessing is the rebuilt Trainee Camp. I put on my uniform, picked up my ODMG case and walked out the door, preparing to get on my cart, which never arrived. I walked through the doors, which resembled the TC gate. The people around were like the branch members who stand around TC, their muskets at the ready, stopping any trolling civilians who try to get in their way. I then entered the 'Classroom' which is the new name for the pit. My TI began giving us information which I didn't understand, as it wasn't like all the other information phases. She was trying to teach us 'Math', something which I have never heard of. I then picked up my case, and opened it, which caused everyone to leave the classroom in terror. I was extremely confused as to why they all left.
“Chipotle served up a spicy burrito with a side of EMP” I’m crying 😭
That shit made me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣
@M J very true
Shit cry and laugh at the same time.
why are you crying? are you ok?
@@johnfran3218 thats not a burrito
I'd like to imagine Chipotle realized they would actually have to give away one million free burritos and so they hired a cyber hitman to take down Roblox.
i work at chipotle but just got surgery and couldn't work on halloween
I like your headcanon.
this is true
it was 30k free burritos for the first people who joined the game, nowhere close to a million lmao
What
Who would win:
A game vs. A fucking burrito
*A chipotle burrito
boorito*
Jeiwisjxnakrrito*
stop believing every tiktok you see roblox shut down because of a hardware issue not chipotle
@@1ilrx eh it's just funny that people actually think that
"There's only 3 certainties in life. Death, taxes, and Roblox. Without one, the world is unbalanced" - Mahatma Gandhi (probably)
Somehow read it as Muhammad Ali and then thought of Baki ,good times. Just wanted to let you know
uh, thats 4 certainties
Don’t dog the boys-Mahatma Ghandi
Definitely.
@@marioleon762 you can’t count?
Chipotle actually pulled a Trojan Horse on roblox and took them out from the inside just like how their burritos destroy people's insides.
If you get a messed up stomach from chipotle you have weak genes
@@jonmann4980deez
@@jonmann4980 Burrito elitism, never thought i’d see that in my life time
E coli moment
@@jonmann4980 I’ve never even been sick from Taco Bell.
The game is back... I can only hope that those who were truly lost have now found hope in the embrace of mommy's credit card.
Amen
True...
By the numbers on thy mother credit card. We pay.
For those interested, the real reason for the outage was because the amount of servers Roblox has outgrew the super old core code that it's built on, and the system couldn't communicate effectively.
Do you have a link to where this info is from?
@@solaireofastora7325 (I keep trying to send you links but YT keeps removing my reply. Just go to Roblox's Twitter and look for the tweets beginning with "We believe" and "Still making progress" to find the tweets I'm talking about.)
On Twitter, Roblox confirmed that the outage wasn't to do with any external stress and was an internal issue with their own system. Judging by the length of the outage, the bugginess of the site before it closed, and Roblox's vagueness on the topic, many speculators have inferred that it was an especially complex issue with some part of Roblox's core code.
@@Nitrolord bro stop saying wrong things the reason roblox shut down is cause they had too many servers and it somehow broke the other servers it was said in the roblox blog
@@Nitrolord bro stop saying wrong things the reason roblox shut down is cause they had too many servers and it somehow broke the other servers it was said in the roblox blog
@@Bed12344 YT clearly hates links lol... but yes I did find the article you are talking about. The large number of servers issue was a thing, and it did help cause the bug. My mistake! I edited my original comment, apologies.
My little sister was asking me why she couldn't play roblox this morning I literally had no idea it was down until I watched this video
same and then comin up wit an explanation that they don't understand is jus sad lol
Should've said: "Heard Roblox is shutting down; it is not coming back."
Literally only because of our siblings did we find out about this.
Yea my little brother was asking me too so i told him that the game is probably down and him not understanding what i meant told my parents i somehow stopped the game
Yeah same, my little brother kept making me login. I thought I forgot his password lmao turns out the servers are just down.
Not even kidding, I've genuinely been seeing more kids outside lately.
ARE YOU THREATENING ME!!
I look inside my bedroom, as I take a step outside and enter the hallway. The first thing I think of in the mornining is.. "AoT:P". I check roblox, and roblox is still down after 3 days... Wait a Minute.. What's that? As I look up, my peripheral visions spots a message in the top side of my vision field. "Permanent Death Enabled". I run outside to check the gear cabin, but there's nothing there except equipment for lawn work. I dash to search for the musket cabin instead, but that isn't in this map. Help. Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my
That’s something the world needs.
@Louiebruh1 that’s hilarious, but have you learned to move on and shut up? it’s been months
I bet the online daters are slowly fading right now
This might be the lowest we've ever seen Charlie. You just can feel the pain in his eyes and voice.
The funny thing is that Charlie's not exaggerating, kids definitely are throwing tantrums
I would too bro
@@SauloA333 roblox is gay
@@novustalks7525 NOoOooo You can't say that my Robloxrinos is gooderinos nooooo
@@novustalks7525 how? Its a game.. you sound homophobic anyway
@@DaffierPig6843 cool
Luckily I took a screenshot of my Chipotle code, so even if Roblox doesn’t ever come back, at least I have my Chipotle burrito.
That's a fair trade
What did it cost?
@@totallynotshirouemiya6957 everything
you’re the reason it’s down
should sell it as a nft
Roblox has actually gotten source code leaked and their admin panel hacked, but even then it was back up within 6 hours. Idk what type of shit is happening now, but burritos better be banned in their server room because the world has a shadow over it right now.
ruclips.net/video/HusDXFwOXd8/видео.html
pretty sure the admin panel leak/hack thing was just a myth lol
@@yummehcheezman It actually was not.
the rats in the control room*
Source: trust me bro
Roblox is such a ticking time bomb, it's insane. Just massive amounts of stolen, copyrighted material in all of their most popular content, gambling for children, etc. I know a dev on the Roblox team who makes tens of thousands of dollars every year giving himself rare items and selling them on the Roblox market thing. Something's gotta happen to them, especially with them being publicly traded
Damn,this is literal history. This is gonna be in future history books. The Great Roblox Meltdown
it almost feels like we can play again 😔
@@user-mz6wb imagine being devoted lol
@@xonytfr what
I wonder how many little kids went crazy when Roblox was Down
ratio
Many
@Riyu Ka!!! get outta here
No one wants to watch that stuff
@@ExtraTerrestrialNIGGA fart
omg I I I I is that a dead channel ?
They're currently trying to kill Jim Wool but he was much more powerful than they expected. We can only hope the battle ends soon and roblock squid game is safe once again.
@Louiebruh1 you got everybody laughing bud
Don't sub to me ok
Well Jim Wool never dies , he is preparing...
@@fowldz okay
@Louiebruh1 you got problems try getting help
Roblox: Ey wanna team up?
Chipotle: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
Roblox: Eh ill fuck with that
Pizza time
That wasn’t the real reason was it?
I swear some people i know think roblox is literally the only game they got but meanwhile their steam account would have 200+ games on it
Really? I don't have steam, my brother has it.
I'll check that, and I might play one of them if it's available.
Next video: Roblox is alive
k.
k.
K.
K.
yo vitamin delicious
Roblox dies
Cool math games: “you cannot live with your own failure. Where’d that bring you? Back to me.”
penguinz0 replied " yeah but if i focus on 'cool math' games won't pewdiepie ruin my chances? "
user - the dawn- replied " well I don't watch pewdiepie as much as you "
the two became enemies and ended up arguing over mathematical equations and lizards with teeth bones.
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@@jlc9590 this comment is like when you're playing cards against humanity and you want to get rid of your bad cards
These mother fuckers is going to create a 10 page back to back poem
Shut up
They say that it wasn't the fault of Chipotle's cross-promotion, but we all know they are just saving face with their corporate overlords. Chipotle not only burns the anus and wallets of their customers, they have now hurt the greatest game platform in human history... still good though.
greatest game platform in human history
Roblox is lame af.....
@ტ ᖇ ĭ ᘜ ĭ Ƞ billions*
as a robloxian, i must say this was one of the greatest suffers for the whole community (especially developers since they make money)
😭😭😭😭😭
Yes very sad bro now they have to work at Mickey d’s
and thats why you dont build your job around a website.
(the programmers cant even go on to other jobs due to lua being a coding language that is dying out (cuz it sucks)), it still sucks tho, as some will lose a lot of money (gamedev makes a lot of money, like, A LOT)
@@mandarinCapybara make sure charlie sees this so he gets off this website and gets a job that doesn't involve a website
@@dabtican4953 well I would, but that would mean we'd lose his content, and that would make a lot of us sad.
Jesus Christ, rip in pieces Roblox
ratio
@@unsized ratio to you
Facts
ROBLOX DIED
Ikr
It fascinates me how informed I am with whatever is going on by watching charlie
penguinz0 replied " well wouldn't you be more informed if you subscribed? "
user -brando - replied "I could be "
the two ran away but found each other on a hill filled with mice that escalate.
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I'm fascinated by how the comment twice above me makes me feels like I'm trying read something written by an alien. Except it's in english.
@@F1nnlander Well, always happens when you're literally trying to read a link.
Was thinking the same watching the video. You can basically realise what's going on on the internet and its pop culture by watching Charlie 10min a day, without doing anything else. And imo that's what distinguishes Charlie from the other streamers/youtubers.
i started facking dying when he said “i didn’t touch the game for 5 years. then i turned 6”
Charlies knowledge of Jimmy Neutron is kinda amazing.
Hour 64 without Auto Duels. I've recently started to see duel arenas form around me in real life. For example, when my sister was making "brownies" earlier today, she was clearly holding a linked sword. I didn't have much time to react, so I equipped the closest linked sword from my kitchen and went in to attack. She must've been new to SFing, because when I went in to attack she didn't even pace back go into shift lock to stay out of range of my sword's hitbox. When I beat her in the 1v1, she didn't respawn. I thought we would've played best out of three but she just stayed on the floor unmoving. That's when my mom came in and screamed. This was definitely a challenge for another duel, and I could tell she was a skilled SFer. She was trying to bait me by running away from me crying, but I'm no rookie, she would've probably lunge glitched me the moment I went in for the kill. That's why I turned on my lag switcher and instantly took her down. That's when a war clan known as the "cops" showed up at my door. These idiots must've thought this was a GFing server, when clearly it was a SFing server, so I was shot 17 times and now I'm in solitary confinement.
Ayyy hi auto duels player
This is golden 💀
Very inspiring sorry 👏👏👏
sir baiting is actually what rookie sword fighters do in roblox your supposed to hit the shift button at the right time to increase your hitbox to maximize your chances of winning. I was a custom duels leaderboard player and at my peak I was rank #2 on the wins leaderboard for the entirety of 2018 good day.
Fax
Famous last Roblox Conversation:
"Can I get some additional Sodium Chloride?"
"Dude, that´s salt"
R.I.P Roblox
ruclips.net/video/Y3VJb_tsceA/видео.html ..
ruclips.net/video/AUQSrogh5MU/видео.html.
ITS ALIVE AND WELL
You and I are different, u say salt, I say sodium chloride
The heavens fell. Homes burnt, Lives crushed. The Chipotle "Boorito maze" was a lie. It's been a day since Roblox came back, but they where too late. All hope is lost.
Damn. I can't imagine how my nephews are feeling now that their whole life (roblox) has been taken away from them
Charlie's power is just incredible. Just hours after the release of the video, engineers have been working at an increased rate of 1000% speed. It's currently being slowly allowed to a limited number of people and would increase throughout the day. We survived the roblox purge
I am replying to this specifically to stop bots being at the top of the replies
@Some Things lmao shush
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Once again, our greasy king Charlie is here to help the world prosper.
@@vytrexi9693 failure, u should be disappointed in yourself
Literally pissing and crying, don't tell me my deathrun/epic minigames scores have been wiped, the mental anguish I've experienced waiting for the site to come back up feels like I've been thrown into hell or something.
It's taking long because they're restoring data
i cant tell if your joking or not
@@therealseptilex7745 hes not. this is a serious issue.
@@walter2440 are you fr "pissing and crying"
Looking at how the community turned out in the past two years, I would be more than happy for the game to be over with. I don’t enjoy the game anymore and haven’t since the near end of 2017.
I love how most people meme about (ew Roblox) yet I learned coding and scripting and met wonderful people who also have common interest through it, of course it’s not advance like you would do in the corporate world, but it gives you a chance to do basic code and script for your own game, free of charge.Also that, Roblox Studio has help me do some basic digital design. So if you’re interested of any of those fields, give it a try.
i’ve been working with it since late 2019, i’ve made some projects
trust me, if you still use roblox studio, your better off with unity
As Charlie uploaded this, Roblox went online again. Charlie is truly a savior of all sorts, he speaks something relevant, then good shit happens.
Thanks, Charlie, merely for existing
I managed to get in and play during the last like 30 minutes of it being alive. It was weird because everyone was yellow block people, and none of the games had individual info saved.
Same it was wacky
yea it was like that off and on the day before the event
@Riyu Ka!!! heck
@Riyu Ka!!! heck
it's back up but apparently they're just allowing *some* people in at a time to not overwhelm the servers
Hour 62 without Rogue lineage. I have been finding strange Rigans outside my door. I asked them if they were here to gank me, they responded with "What? We're here to sell you some cookies. These fools, they do not know that I am Alchemist sub class. They must be trying to interrogate me. To avoid it I drop 1 silver, they ask if its for them then I scream out shadow rush and stab them with a knife. They start running away from me, foolish rigans thinking they can get away from me. I pick one up and realize I do not have "merc" carry. I scream out in frustration "WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MERC". I bring the rigan to my Necromancer friend and he attempts to bound him. However he does not get bounded. In the end we grip him, back to the rigans, the rigans did not get far. I ran over to them and say "You fools! You think you're a match for Kari Ator???" I snarv them however it does not work. I end up bane m1ing them to death. I then go to forest 3 and snarv them off a cliff. It does not work so I simply grip them. Then a mysterious class known as the police arrive, I scream at them saying "run ones you apes! stop flooding" they then pull out a new weapon as a gun and I am forced to snap geli away. They caught me and rot'ed me. Fools think they are a match for Kari ator. I inject SynapseX and noclip out the jail. I proceed to gank the "police" and snap geli away.
I love thesse copypastas LMAO
tank fish gets crippling depression
Ayy its tank
LOL
IM DYING READING THIS LMAO
I would love if Charles covered this, but the Chipotle app also crashed this evening for the "boorito" deal, with some customers having to wait 2-3 hours for their food.
So that whole "Chipotle did not kill our servers" Roblox is talking about is complete bullshit.
Jim Wool has just been waiting for the right moment to ascend. He became more powerful than this mortal world and took roblox with him to a higher plane of existence.
Amen😴
It's been almost 24 hours since I played a SINGLE Roblox game... No GPO, no YBA, no ABA, no GPO, nothing. I don't think I can take this any longer. I'm feeling dizzy without my eyes straining from the blue light that admits from my monitor... I've tried going outside, I squinted my eyes at the blinding light that I learned was called the "sun" in the sky. I attempted pulling off my infinite combo on a random that I assumed was a noob. As I threw my fist at his stomach, out of nowhere I felt a sharp pain in the back of my neck. I collapsed to the ground and felt the warm concrete against my cheek. "fuck wrong with you cuh?" he says, "on gang Imma beat the living shit out of you." He rolls me over onto my stomach and starts barraging my face with punches. I could hear distant screams of bystanders. I could barley see anything. "Damn, I thought I had my 3x luck perk activated." I said to myself. My attacker finally gets up, and I run back inside my house and look for my mother. "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU HELP ME!" I yelled, eyes watering. "Watch your swear words young man." she says. "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH AND TELL ME WHY YOU DIDN'T HELP ME, YOU SAW ME GETTING MY ASS BEAT OUTSIDE!" I cried, pointing towards my face."I'M GOING TO MY ROOM. I'M ALSO HUNGRY!" I scream at my mother. "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were outside. I'll make you your chicken nuggies and spinach for dinner tonight." she says to me as I walk up the steps. "I DON'T WANT SPINACH I JUST WANT CHICKEN NUGGIES, HOLY FUCK HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND GEEZ!" I cry as I slam my door.
Hour 65 of no rogue lineage. I think I got data wiped, none of my spells are working and I can't use any of my skills, I think I am day 15 already but I still don't have dissolve. This server is absolutely flooded and I can't log, I managed to gank a few dumb freshies that came close, but one managed to run away and I think he's calling his house. I hear weird noises that are probably spec spells, I am so fucked.
Shut up
Yba sucks imo
it sounds like you only play some of the crappiest games on roblox anyway so you're probably not missing much
I read this in Johnsons voice and it was amazing
Play RimWorld
People are gonna start jumping off buildings like when the stock market crashed in the 30's
People like me is gonna die without their highly addictive daily roblox blood transfusion and monthly premium diaper change subscription
It crashed in 1929, not the 30s
lmao
@@Alex-tt1vp 29 rounds up to 30
@@Alex-tt1vp I rounded
I guarantee you a child somewhere in this world genuinely killed their selves because they thought it was the end of their life
that would be so fucked up. and yet, not shocking at all
😂
Alas, Roblox has now returned from the grave on the day that just so happens to be Halloween
"It wasn't always this way, I-I didn't always have this Roblox problem. In fact, for five years I was sober. I didn't touch the game.
And then I turned six."
What a wonderful line lmao
ruclips.net/video/Y3VJb_tsceA/видео.html .
ruclips.net/video/Y3VJb_tsceA/видео.html .
@@minecraft-hw7kh Stop.
@@Hypoz Jesus Christ Charlie should make "RUclips is dead" since theres so much self retarded promoters
Literally read this comment right as he was saying it; thank you for the subtitles
It’s the Third Day. I can’t take this any longer. Roblox has been down for 72 hours and my body cannot handle this copious amount of mental stress. I’ve had numerous seizures from the lack of entertainment and content from Roblox. During the 72 hours I had found myself breathless and unable to speak. No matter how long I sleep I can’t find the energy to even leave my bed. This is hell. It seems that I won’t be able to find salvation anytime soon… I hope that soon enough the Heavens will grace me with Roblox once again and that I can soon see my precious Meeps and Adopt Me pets. I am sure they are starving right now. I can already foresee my fate. I shall collapse under heart failure as I see my PC screen flash: “We are no longer working on Roblox. Take care. -ROBLOX”. The sheer weight of that message had doomed me into falling into the endless abyss of boredom. I cannot see the light at the end of the tunnel… I fear that this may never come to an end. I feel as though that if I don’t play roblox I would be writhing for the next 10 hours in horrible agony. I may unconsciously harm myself or others if I don’t receive any entertainment from Roblox right this instant. It’s now 10 minutes later, I am having frequent blackouts and my sanity is deteriorating. I asked my parents to isolate me in my room so I don’t cause harm to them in any way. I have also already destroyed my bed. As I cry myself to sleep for the twelfth time since the shutdown, I lay in my annihilated room, my distraught parents seeking help from others, oblivious to the fact only Roblox could fix me now….
Good luck for another 24 hours
Cope
Roblox is back, but if u log out, u can't login for now. Some people can play games and some can't, but don't worry maybe 1-2 more days Roblox can work normally for everyone.
@@purplejuice9407 bruh this is a joke, this is a huge joke going around
Aren’t you confusing ROBLOX with Snapchat and Instagram? If you are, you need help.
The amount of sarcasm in this video, I'm quite sure, is more sarcasm at once than I've ever witnessed over the course of my entire life.
This new world, purged of Roblox, is fine by me.
It honestly is kinda scary seeing such a big game go down for so long.
ITS BACK ITS BACK
Why?
it would be mostly scary if it was a ddos attack (which it could of been) if it was smaller games could be taken offline for months or permanently.
Bro its only 2 or 3 days 💀💀
@@joan9955 still long Lmao
its been 60+ hours without roblox and dahood, im starting to lose vision in my left ear and hearing in my right eye. i can feel my organs collapsing as i wait for roblox to come back. every minute i refresh roblox to see if theyre back. my head hurts more and more as it feels as if i a knife is being dragged into my brain. my right lung has stopped working and ive donated it to roblox just to show how much i love and miss the game. blood has stopped flowing to my right arm so its fully purple/blue, and my heart skips one more beat every time i refresh and see roblox isnt back. this truly hurts me. i miss screaming on vc with my friends as we play cheesy horror games, i miss the feeling of my keyboard brushing along my fingers as i play. i miss the joy and life i got from playing roblox. dont tell me to touch grass. it doesnt work. grass will never fill the hole in my heart. ive even eaten the grass. nothing helps me and theres no way to save me
Dam dats crazy
hang in there man 😔
@Louiebruh1 we get it now stop spamming
Dahood kinda sucks though
How did you write this essay in 2 minute
its nice to see Charlie talking about it! Since everybody got crazy about it, "JohnRoblox" i think its the name, made a video 8 minutes-ish full screaming into the camera making fun of roblox, basically being really toxic, and its nice to see charlie calming people down!
I like it when companies do this unless it's literally the cheapest thing on the menu.
It's been 60 hours without Roblox. I can't go ahead with this any longer. My mental state is in complete and utter pandemonium. I cried myself to sleep 4 times today. I feel paranoid that Roblox may never come back. Roblox has the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel life for 7 years now and I won't be able to recover mentally or financially if it's gone. I've spent over $7,000 on Roblox this week alone. I even bought $500 worth of Roblox stocks because I trust Roblox. I told my mom through tears and she yelled at me calling me a "failure" and saying she knew she should have been on birth control. Although, Roblox being down has had it's positive impacts on me. My IQ has increased by 40 and I've been thinking more critically. When I saw the "We're making things more awesome. Be back soon" page, I vomitted. I just hope they mean it when they say soon. I even started praying again. I've been a dedicated Christian for 12 years and I began to pray to god in hopes that they can bring Roblox back soon. I had to learn Arabic to pray to Allah. I hope Roblox comes back soon I don't know how much longer I can take this.
I look inside my bedroom, as I take a step outside and enter the hallway. The first thing I think of in the morning is.. "AoT:P", the most immersive rp game on roblox. I check roblox, and roblox is still down after 3 days... Wait a Minute.. What's that? As I look up, my peripheral visions spots a message in the top side of my vision field. "Permanent Death Enabled". I run outside to check the gear cabin, but there's nothing there except equipment for lawn work. I dash to search for the musket cabin instead, but that isn't in this map. Help. Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my
@Louiebruh1 You're not even funny
its not been 60 hours yet close tho ive found out how many times a day i go to play roblox and its sad
Its been 60 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjole ProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt Me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflamingo. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...
@Louiebruh1 😕
Kid: “Mom, can I please finally play Roblox?”
Mom: “Okay, now is the time.”
*Roblox Offline*
ITS BACK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@Lysergic_ POG
@@WhiteTenpenny how come your username is white tenpenny yet your pfp is same black tenpenny from the loading screens. 😂
@@edwinelrey1820 EdwinElRey
@@edwinelrey1820 Because if I edited him to be white I feel that would be just like black face and that’s very racist. Yah know?
*Truly, as sad as a moment when Reagan and Club Penguin died*
All I'm saying is that I haven't seen them in the same room at the same time...
“Is there any greater despair than life in a robloxless world? I think not.”
- Aristotle, 368 BC
i swear there's gonna be police statements like "you killed dozens of people out of nowhere, why?"
"Roblox is down"
"Sir you're 45, you can go 2 days without a kids game"
Chipotle gave Roblox the spookiest Halloween gift of all. A system outage.
BAHAHAHA 😂
Nope
ruclips.net/video/Y3VJb_tsceA/видео.html ..
truly a Halloween they will never forget
ruclips.net/video/AUQSrogh5MU/видео.html.
I was nearly entirely unaffected, I had just gotten Generation Zero, Payday 2, and Killing Floor 2, and I've been playing them almost exclusively, but its definitely something Ive never seen.. nearly 72 hours down... But thankfully for me atleast its back up...
Thanks for informing us of this important news since normal media is staying totally quiet about it!
Charlie's power is limitless. The same day this video was posted, Roblox magically came back online
I, for one, welcome our streamer overlord
But.. how did Umbra know?! :'V
been almost 48 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe withdrawls. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, and I can barely talk
It’s Sunday kid
please be joking
@@RdAudi its a copypasta
lol
@@RdAudi no
The ones really impacted by this is the developers who’s lives depend on Roblox
Roblox was always a good time while you wait for something to download on steam. Now you just sit there and cry
Dear diary, the 1189th minute without GPO has passed. I’ve tried to take several naps however unable to do so as everytime I try and close my eyes I constantly hear the geppo and haki sound effect and the thought of losing a whole day of 2x logia makes me feel sick. I’ve vomited a couple times too. Even tried taking tablets to cure my headaches but hasn’t worked. At 1PM i started getting hallucinations the fruit bowl in my kitchen appeared to be a devil fruit bag and the apple i ate reminded me of magu. I cant even do daily tasks anymore. I went for my daily jog and checked for my stamina bar. This is severely affecting my everyday life. One of the worst thing today is that I was too scared to shower or bathe thinking I would lose HP. At 2PM i massacred an elderly care home and after wave 25 I didn’t even receive my fruit.
A DEVIL FRUIT HAS SPAWNED!
@@pyroteknikk3127 >you pick up the fruit
>you start chewing it
>the fruit tastes fucking disgusting
>you spit it out
>you gain nothing
GPO? That gacha game with the $40 gamepasses?
Day 3 of no access to Roblox. I am scratching at my neck to put on a set of ODMG gear and hook around Stohess, killing any branch members that oppose me while I do so. My addiction was too strong, so I sat down on my bed, my Commander's voice echoing in my head to stay strong during this time. I then woke up, a HR called my 'Mom' entered my room to inform me that I had a training to wake up for, at a place called School, which I'm guessing is the rebuilt Trainee Camp. I put on my uniform, picked up my ODMG case and walked out the door, preparing to get on my cart, which never arrived. I walked through the doors, which resembled the TC gate. The people around were like the branch members who stand around TC, their muskets at the ready, stopping any trolling civilians who try to get in their way. I then entered the 'Classroom' which is the new name for the pit. My TI began giving us information which I didn't understand, as it wasn't like all the other information phases. She was trying to teach us 'Math', something which I have never heard of. I then picked up my case, and opened it, which caused everyone to leave the classroom in terror. I was extremely confused as to why they all left.
@@pyroteknikk3127 my wasted cousin fruits are going away and my free raids are vanishing all those raids gone in an instant 😂
This is honestly shocking, as someone who've been playing Roblox since 2012 and got super into it from 2015 to 2020, i have only seen minor shutdowns that where like 4 hours long, but this is a whole other thing.
Thank god, it did'nt shutdown completely, because it's a really one-of-a-kind exprience that you can't find anywhere else. And it might sound personal but this game has really shaped my love for sandbox games alongside Minecraft, the sher amount of creativety and charm from the classic games to the egg hunts to the roblox studio, it gave me so much joy and heart. ofcourse nowadays i don't play it as much, but man i whould'nt forget those memories simply by pure heart :).
Same dude
@@user-xg6bs6jw1o Thanks, You can really tell i am a roblox nerd.
I started playing Roblox in 2016(?). I’ll admit that the demographic has changed, along with the popular games. I haven’t played in forever but when I do play it’s always the old games. Idk, it’s just weird.
Day 3 of no access to Roblox. I am scratching at my neck to put on a set of ODMG gear and hook around Stohess, killing any branch members that oppose me while I do so. My addiction was too strong, so I sat down on my bed, my Commander's voice echoing in my head to stay strong during this time. I then woke up, a HR called my 'Mom' entered my room to inform me that I had a training to wake up for, at a place called School, which I'm guessing is the rebuilt Trainee Camp. I put on my uniform, picked up my ODMG case and walked out the door, preparing to get on my cart, which never arrived. I walked through the doors, which resembled the TC gate. The people around were like the branch members who stand around TC, their muskets at the ready, stopping any trolling civilians who try to get in their way. I then entered the 'Classroom' which is the new name for the pit. My TI began giving us information which I didn't understand, as it wasn't like all the other information phases. She was trying to teach us 'Math', something which I have never heard of. I then picked up my case, and opened it, which caused everyone to leave the classroom in terror. I was extremely confused as to why they all left.
Looking at roblox now and when i joined the game really has come a long way, looking back at when I played the game alot and the experiences I made and friends I made really makes me feel nostalgic
Roblox fixing this outage is me trying to stay up to date with my college work.
Perhaps it was a secret agent from Minecraft😂👏👏 Good one.
k.
@@EdibleGymSock
Based
@@EdibleGymSock it was Cr1itikals joke you think cr1itikal would make a Alt to make this comment?
@@EdibleGymSock he did very quickly
@@EdibleGymSock yes he did
i'm having mental breakdowns and crying since ROBLOX is down… my wife, children, and great grandpa have been trying to comfort me by telling me to touch grass, feel fresh air, talk to other humans, but it's just so hard… i don't know how much longer i can go…
ARE YOU THREATENING ME!!
@Louiebruh1 cool, no one gives a shit
LMFAOOO JACKSEPTICEYE's DAD IS RESTING HAPPILY IN HEAVEN AND LOUIELOL IS GOING TO HELL!!!!!^
I look inside my bedroom, as I take a step outside and enter the hallway. The first thing I think of in the mornining is.. "AoT:P". I check roblox, and roblox is still down after 3 days... Wait a Minute.. What's that? As I look up, my peripheral visions spots a message in the top side of my vision field. "Permanent Death Enabled". I run outside to check the gear cabin, but there's nothing there except equipment for lawn work. I dash to search for the musket cabin instead, but that isn't in this map. Help. Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my
@@warmateo6261 wtf
For now. Jimwool is sealed into temporary cages. His Wrath will not harm us mortals. For he. Is eternal.
The best part about this is that everyone who wasn't kicked out before the event were turned into noobs, just like a strange event that happened a few month ago.
It also happend to me not because of the outage its the servers so we turned into noobs i thought it was only happening in funky friday but it happend on all the games
I work at chipotle and the amount of “Roblox Meals” that people asked for made me want to die
I hope Jim Wool has transferred his spirit to another vessel. All hail our infernal king!
JimWool shall forever be our king, long live thy king.
He crossed to another plane
He has accented to the 5th dimension
@@GateSoulism ascended
@@monkeywheel5522 Oh, yeah I must have spelled it wrong and it auto corrected
This is the saddest day of all time
Bots already?
Yes
ARE YOU THREATENING ME!!
@@Glacialgaming yes, sadly
I look inside my bedroom, as I take a step outside and enter the hallway. The first thing I think of in the mornining is.. "AoT:P". I check roblox, and roblox is still down after 3 days... Wait a Minute.. What's that? As I look up, my peripheral visions spots a message in the top side of my vision field. "Permanent Death Enabled". I run outside to check the gear cabin, but there's nothing there except equipment for lawn work. I dash to search for the musket cabin instead, but that isn't in this map. Help. Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my
1:43 the absurdity of that opener to why Roblox went down teleported me to an Internet Historian video that will come out on this event years from now.
When you push -force directly in production.
18 hours. My dog is starting to look dummy thick and is reminding me of minks. My sea beast is roaring to be used and my kraken is on edge. I’m about to lash out and start stealing fruits from the supermarket. A marine ship has been dispatched to my location and I’m out of stamina. I don’t think I will make it, I’m starting to see people with haki all over their body and they are calling me racist. I NEED gpo phoeyu.
Its been 19 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe withdrawls. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, and I can barely get out of my bed to do anything. I’m sick to my stomach at this point, life is worthless.
It’s been 21 hours without GPO, I can feel my brain deteriorating bit by bit as the clock ticks. The subtle sounds of geppo keep playing in the back of my head as I instinctly press my space bar repeatedly to maneuver in the other games I’m playing, I don’t know how much longer I can go on.
It's been 22 hours without GPO...I've started to steal logias from kids in the cafeteria when they say they're just "Apples"... I've been using black leg on randoms to gain their bounty, but I've been sent to the principles office and now the marines want to arrest me for "disruption of the peace"... I am now on the run, and cannot stop seeing "The marines have been dispatched to your location"
Its been 23 hours without GPO. My mind is slowly starting to go numb. I’m starting to hear the haki noise in my head at random times as I start to geppo into the air. I have found a mera disguised as a 7 year old child he is currently in my fruit bag. Soon all will turn to hell.
It’s been 24 hours without GPO… I don’t think I’ll live to see UPD 4.5. I’ve been trying to Rokushiki dash to my classes. Stealing Magu’s I find in the cafeteria even when people tell me they’re “just bananas”. I tried to impale my teacher and gripped this kid I saw in the gym for bounty. Soon as he got gripped, I see marines are coming to my location. I don’t know what to do anymore. Skin has been crawling without having my fingers touch my keys and use moves. My index finger is twitching without using my 50 dmg m1’s. I’m starting to hallucinate. Every black person I’ve seen looks like the npcs on Sphinx island. My principal looks like Captain Zhen and I could’ve sworn this girl had her weave built like a kraken. Speaking of krakens, I hear the ocean every time I go into the hallways, and become anxious I might get picked up and flung. I need Roblox back, ASAP. Eventually my ticks of randomly saying “there’s a Suna user on me” will become outbursts. My random sword swing motions will happen with a pencil…. I don’t know how many I may slay. Phoeyu… I need GPO. My life isn’t the same without it.It’s been too long without GPO. It feels like years. I can already feel my mind going numb, by the absence of this game. I cant sleep. I wake up to the noise of the devil fruit notifier yet GPO is not open... My mind is playing tricks on me. I cant go on for much longer. I’ve begin to grind irl. I’ve murdered my family for xp I’ve found several devil fruits in my cupboard. I’m starving for GPO. I cannot hold it in anymore. This world has truely become hell.
my blood cant handle it my circulation has stopped i cant do it any longer my heart is beating slower everyone is asleep.. how can i handle this what can i do gpo is the forget about the endless pain in this dammn world.
It's been 48 hours without GPO... I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe withdravals. I wole up today trying to log onto roblox, but the site was down. I had a major panic attack, but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, and I can barely talk. Phoeyu... I need GPO ASAP.
Its been 52hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt Me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...
It's officially been 3 days without GPO. I'm having severe mental breakdowns, and I even stole my dad's gun thiking of ending my own life. I don't think I can take this anymore. No GPO, no YBA, no ABA, no Rogue Lineage... I'm starting to lose vision in my left eye, and hearing in my right ear. I can feel my organs collapsing as I wait for roblox to come back. Every minute I refresh Roblox to see if they're back. My head hurts more and more, as it feels like a knife is being stabbed into it. My right lung has stopped working and I donated it to Roblox just to shoe hoe much I love and miss their game. Blood has stopped flowing in my right arm and my heart is beating at 24 beats per minute. I miss being toxic in arena mode spamming ez on random clueless kids as they get destroyed. This truly hurts me. Don't tell me to touch grass, it isn't going to fill the hole in my heart. Please Roblox, fix the site before it's too late, I'm very close to killing myself.
What the fuck. How much time did you put into this. WHAT THE FUCK.
Holy shit
This is impressive
Average roblox player
I didn’t read this at all, just wanted to say that Violet Evergarden is the best anime.
Hour 78 without Rogue Lineage: I decided that it was time to go for a walk for the first time in three months. I needed to go collect some trinkets so that I could buy myself some meat. Outside of the merchant's room, I saw a few rigans jumping a castellan and I used my lifesense to count that there were three rigans. As a castellan myself, I decided to try to use spells, but I realized I had no mana.. I was a freshie on this account. The rigans saw me and they used their oni moves to 1 combo me. I tried to pop res, but it didn't work so they started to rob me. After that, they gripped me and I had to hop on an alt to pop a pd. After that, I set out on my journey to become a druid, but I couldn't find Fallion so I decided I would go oni. First, I went to a place called an "orphanage" and trained my fist exp on them. Then I went to a place called the "retirement home" to train my sword exp and I gripped 10 rigans. After that, there were some gaia dwelling uber spies, so I decided to fight back with my mythril dagger, but they all used dualist dash on me and I was knocked once again. When I woke up, I found myself sitting in a bed, probably in oresfall and i was handcuffed to the bed. After a few moments of being awake, they took me to an interrogation room and asked me why I gripped so many freshies. I told them that they were being shitter mutts, and that I was doing it for progression. I proceeded to spit on the man for being a gaia dweller, and he took me to a place called jail. When I got there, all there was were a bunch of rigans, and after people found out how many grips I had, they ganked me with 10 ultras and pushed me into a corner. I was getting bronze daggers shoved up my ass and it kinda felt good, but the after that the rigans beat me up. I was let out of jail because some ultra blacksmith called "mom" paid my release. I then went home and cried for hours in my bed.
I'm pity replying to this comment since you're making this story and not getting any attention
Amazing
Underrated comment
I lost it at bronze daggers
@@6dirt nah this is a copypasta from discord
Literally got a roblox scam ad on this video
Little did he know, this happens ALL THE TIME.
WHAT WILL I DO IN MY FREETIME? Wait. The normal stuff. Crippling depression
same
Hahahahahahahaha wow this was a funny.
Relatable.
wacky shit right there
ha ha ha. you are just too funny •_•
Mom asked me why I locked myself in my room.
I ignored her.
There’s no way she would understand how badly I’ve been affected from Roblox going down...
She’d laugh. Just like the rest of them.
I am shaking and crying right now.
i can relate dont worry brother
Bro, there are other things to do. Go outside, play sports, learn a new skill, watch a serious/movie, or if you really wanna play games, there are so many games other than roblox
@@dabi8768 it’s a joke that’s going around the community. But some people might actually act like this. I hope not.
@@redhairedgodlybeast3143 Oh 👁👄👁
@@dabi8768 I’m very concerned about you not being able to see this is a joke.
It's funny how whenever I play a game I'm used to it having downtime here an there, but whenever games like Roblox or fortnite go down the internet turns into a fallout roleplay
This is cute, in 2012 roblox was down for like 2 weeks
Roblox Is Prob Gonna Say This: "I truly apologize for the inconvenience everybody’s data has been wiped however this is just a way to come back even stronger that is why we have increased the amount of robux for example 80 robuxs is now 3 dollars you can do it! STAY STRONG"
no now its "In order to fund our recovery process, we have increased the price of robux to 1 USD per robuck"
@@jacktheluth4083 then robux become the main standard for currency
RIP edgyfurrytrash
@@vamure then robux becomes the foundation of a new world government
Rorochan deserved it 🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Hello," a gentle voice called out to me, "seventy-two hours have passed."
I opened my eyes, and a small child was standing in front of me. Their hair grew down to their shoulders, and two braids were stretching along each side of her arms. The hair itself seemed like silk, and it was a mixture between black and brown. She wore a linen dress-- completely white, save for small golden etchings on the sleeves-- and her feet bore brown leather sandals. I looked around.
All I could see was white. The walls, the ground... everything. As my blurry vision subsided from my wake, I realized how thin the young girl was. Malnourished and scrawny, but it didn't suit my main question: where I am.
"Do you know what happened?" I asked, trying to push myself up off of the bright ground beneath me. It had no temperature, no feel whatsoever, and I had a sense that I already knew the answer to my question.
She smiled. "The Roblox servers shut down, little one. Your existence was wiped away, like a sand castle on a beach."
"Ah," I sighed, "I am in heaven?"
"I suppose you can say that. Although balance will be restored soon enough and you will find your way back to earth, I believe you may be stuck here for a while."
I exhaled deeply, the moisture visible in the cold air. "And that is just fine."
Her smile began to stretch further out, until it reached the bottom of her eyes, which were like an entrancing shade of bright blue. "Come, little one; I have much to show you..."
a crack appears in the ceiling, growing into a hole.
a familiar hand reaches through, reaching for you.
you hear a distant, familiar voice..
“bro wake up!!
huh? covid? roblox shutdown for days? dream smp? squid game? what’s up with you? it’s 2017, lets go play brick bronze! do you wanna watch dantdm?”
ruclips.net/video/Y3VJb_tsceA/видео.html .
ruclips.net/video/AUQSrogh5MU/видео.html.
Acceptance
ITS BACKKKK
as someone who almost played roblox daily, I find this to be one of ur funniest videos, but that's probably just cause I relate to it.
I used to love roblox when I was a kid and I stopped in like 2013, I was surprised to see how successful it is
The copypastas are the best thing about the entire shutdown, and I love that this comments section is posting them in mass. Some of them have nearly brought me to tears just due to knowing what bullshit they're talking about.
Lmao
ratio
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 cringe name. Similar to logan paul.
Yup
@@bowxfire5275 bros last name is roof lmao
*UPDATE: It's coming back in increments to small groups of players.*
So their is a god
We just avoided Armageddon ladies and gentlemen
evangelion music plays
@birmingham street birhminghanh yes
It’s back for everybody now let’s goo
Its partially back the gods have answered our prayers
"for 5 years I was sober, and then I turned 6", this line is great
This is a true tragedy. We never appreciate the things we have until they’re gone
@let's watch ! So glad I’m attracting the religious zealot bots 🙄
Ikr
Day 3 of no access to Roblox. I am scratching at my neck to put on a set of ODMG gear and hook around Stohess, killing any branch members that oppose me while I do so. My addiction was too strong, so I sat down on my bed, my Commander's voice echoing in my head to stay strong during this time. I then woke up, a HR called my 'Mom' entered my room to inform me that I had a training to wake up for, at a place called School, which I'm guessing is the rebuilt Trainee Camp. I put on my uniform, picked up my ODMG case and walked out the door, preparing to get on my cart, which never arrived. I walked through the doors, which resembled the TC gate. The people around were like the branch members who stand around TC, their muskets at the ready, stopping any trolling civilians who try to get in their way. I then entered the 'Classroom' which is the new name for the pit. My TI began giving us information which I didn't understand, as it wasn't like all the other information phases. She was trying to teach us 'Math', something which I have never heard of. I then picked up my case, and opened it, which caused everyone to leave the classroom in terror. I was extremely confused as to why they all left.
please bring it back. something has to distract and give attention to my lil brother while my parents are talking about their divorce 🙏
People are lining up to Chipotle just to remember the simpler times.
"Chipotle served a spicy burrito with a side of EMP"
Never change with these quotes, Charlie. Never change.
HAHAHAHAHA MARKIPLIER'S NIECE IN PAIN THE AFTERLIFE BECAUSE SHE'S BEING PUNISHED FOR VOTING FOR TRUMP HAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOL
Ah yes, the bots have arrived