Tom Segura: War Hero (in VR) | YMH Highlight
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Highlight From Episode 706: • Tom Saves America w/ C...
Tom’s been playing more VR video games lately and tries to convince Christina HE’S the reason why America is safe.
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There's no greater feeling than killing the enemy, thank you for your service Tom.
"What is greatest in life?"
"To destroy your enemy, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."
-Conan the Barbarian
Based comment 😂
What is the best thing in life, Tom?
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.”
Your enemies? Is that how dumb military is? That they think it’s their enemies they’re fighting? 😂
Tom saved my dad while he was in Falluja. I can’t thank you enough, Sergeant Segura. Thank you for serving your country.
🤣😂😭
He saved my pops in the Kosovo war back in 99 got him home on time to see me born. Man’s a fucking hero
@@crunchking9931 God bless Sergeant Segura.
Thank you for your service Tom.
These broads will never get what we've done for them to enjoy their little jokes.
Women will never understand the sacrifice tier one operators make on a daily basis. Very sad.
I have over 90 confirmed kills from just the last hour. How am I supposed to live with that?
@@nrvous_250gt Just think of the lives you saved soldier... think of the lives you saved.
Tom's impression of a frustrated veteran is spot on.
I would say for Christine that her age is a natural vag dryer.
Just want to say, a RUclips video that's like 15 min long watching Tommy and the Booth Boys play VR would be a smash hit in RUclips for sure.
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i would take 10-12 benadryl to see that
I find it ironic how Christina bashes video games because they're a time waster but she spends hours flipping through terrible tik toks 😂
It's hard to be good at counter strike its hard af!
@@thejourneyofthefool you’re talking about the tiktok segment that everybody dislikes, right? Not really a comedian’s job either.
@memein yeah any hobby can be quantified as a waste of time though, especially if you set the bar at "does it make you money"
@@Tyreinn Especially when the point is being argued while commenting on a RUclips video. The overwhelming irony.
@@MotionlessMike truuuuue
As one of the fellow Bulgarians Tom had to fight off on that ship, I’ll say I have never faced a more intimidating foe before. I distinctly remember the terror I felt when I looked into his eyes. Although a cold, ruthless man of few words, there is warmth deep inside this national hero’s heart. That is, after all, how I get to tell this story, being a family man myself - Tom chose to spare my life. I hope your country is as grateful for your service as I am for your kindness and sympathy.
Благодаря ти Tommy!
😂
Доблестен противник е!
Don't worry while he was distracted I stole his car's radio
Does Christina appreciate how lucky she is to nail a soldier of war 😂
Ptsd Soldier Bless Him
@@yourmomslvr5622 war changes you 😂
Its good to see that the irony of someone crapping on video game players while they sit mindlessly watching TV is still alive in a person. Old people never change 😂
Or how she into goth shit still in her 50's or watches tiktoks 😅
No one ever got smarter playing video games. It's literally TV with fancier remotes.
@@whowantstorunforpresident5531 There are studies you can look up that have shown memory improvement, problem solving, mental health benefits, stress relief, critical thinking. I've heard more than a few people mention the learned English more through games than they did in classrooms.
Interactive media is a lot more than passive TV watching.
@@Rosskles Do you know what is even better for all those things? Real life.
@@whowantstorunforpresident5531 but thats the point he's making. Is that video games and TV are basically the same, hence the irony of only complaining about one of them
If I throw on my quest 2 and hear Tomie's voice, I'm gonna shit my pants
So, a usual Friday for you?
Match start…BIKES!
What game is it??? I'm saving up for the PS VR2
@@BrassBashers onward
Just hear "BIKES!" and your throat is slit.
the smirk at 0:07... so many jokes and ideas are flowing through his head at this very moment. Pure bliss
He’s just thinking what a dumb broad she is for questioning his patriotism.
Best part
He holds back his response too. Beautiful art tom
I asked my buddy who's an Iraq war vet how he felt about this, and he agrees with Tom. He's basically been there and done it . Thank you for your service Tom 😂
Christina is gonna be mad when Tom finds out there are better head straps with battery packs.
She'll be replaced next
Yeah, but its cumbersome,
@@Ali-lm7uw That massive head can take it.
@@Ali-lm7uw he gets his daily workout while he plays - that’s a selling feature for him cmon now.
@@jacobsaucier5346 good for workout, agreed
My time in Fallujah will never match those of Tom's. Thank you for your service sir.
“…I was in Fuhlewjuh!”
Lmao
I was only there for 2 weeks but it has the record for how fast we went black on ammo lol 35 min outside the wire and we were at 10%...it was intense
I served with Tom on the oil rig, he saved my life and taught me the meaning of freedom.
Thank you for your service, Tom. Christina, thank you for your cervix.
Bro. Top F'in notch. Crush that dry snatch.
Wait until she finds out about VR Porn! Hahahaha!
I remember vividly SSGT. Segura breaching this doorway of a house near that moroccan bazaar, he took one in the plate and was still badass enough to neutralize the target and continue the sweep. Good times.
You can see the look he makes when he decides to go along with the bit 😂
I swear, Tom could cough and that hyena in the back would just absolutely shit himself with laughter
It brings me peace of mind knowing my video game playing dries CP out.
“This guy made a joke on RUclips, gotta quickly put him in his place! Christina and Tom will like me then!”
And I’m thankful for it!
@@jpk9902 YOU
Christina P. shouldn't talk about what turns her off, when she's out here turning off every man with eyes lmao
@Haden Gregory thinking about her getting wet makes me actually sick to my stomach.
Tom “Classified” Segura 🫡🇺🇸
As an Onward Active service member i understand what tom is going through. PTSD is no joke!!
We are the few and the proud
Lmao the "Honestly, it's classified" comment was fucking comedic genius and timing.
Freedom isn't free...Thanks Tom👏🍻
Tom and I spilled the same digital blood in the same virtual mud.
We get it Christina men can’t have fun we just have to earn money for women and suffer. Real nice. Also Tom thank you for your service.
They really need to do a video of Tom playing the VR game with a split screen of him from the "outside" and what he is seeing. I would watch that.
Thank you for your service Tom. Sad seeing how Christina treats veterans like you
Hahahaha
"oh no a man enjoying himself - fuck that guy" -Christina for some reason
"☕"
to think i’m able to watch this in the comfort of my home ONLY because of Tom’s sacrifice.
how lucky we really are
ROFLMAO within 8 seconds 🤣🤣🤣🤣 YAS QUEEN Chrispy
pegged Tom so good with that burn, he switched from tired and frustrated to smiling in no time. That's intimacy.
💘
Haven't watched Tom in a while. He is looking healthier, slimmer, looking good.
You have got to get Christina to experience VR on the podcast.
The fear of heights one.
Christina hating video games shows how old she is and From one combat Veteran to another thank you for your service tom
😂😂😂😂😂this whole bit was phenomenal. Tom being deadly serious throughout could honestly convince you its real
You gotta get Steven Seagal on so him and Tom can talk about secret missions for the government 🤣
Awe man, when he said its classified, I was so in tune with the guy laughing in the background lmfao
Christine never got out of that being a hater is cool phase of her life
3:59 "It looks like a bazaar in Morocco..." 😂
The things Tom saw last night would make you wish you were never born. He's a hero's hero for fucks sakes show him the respect he god damned deserves!!!
"We've been training!!!" and then Tom takes a sip of iced Frappuccino.
I fkn love VR. Air combat games, shooting games, and racing games are amazing. Project Wingman in VR with a HOTAS is fantastic.
“There was a lot less of them when I left buddy” - TOPDOG #RIP
Welcome to video games Tom. Glad you’re a real hero like the rest of us finally.
It makes it so much better how he acts like it really went down
"Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!"
I'm finishing my coffee.
The gaming arc begins... I'm here for it.
Thank you for your service Tom, don't let her punch down on such a heroic soldier.
Almost fell off a scaffold laughing when i heard this bit on the podcast. Top draw Tom & Christina fun times.
Thanks for your input on video games, Christina. Just as valuable as your insight on comedy.
The deadpan is strong with this one.
how could Tom not say "You can not handle the truth" on this bit it was there a full set up for a classic line
So glad Tom has gotten into some fun and action finally
0:06 The funiest thing is Tom almost breaking😂
Also him not completing sentences about his missions
Theres bo better feeling than killing the enemy 😂 - Top Dawg
I still remember riding my bike on a beautiful summer day listening to that episode when it came out. Absolutely incredible material.
"are you special forces?" "of course im special forces!!!" 🤣🤣
Thank you for your service Tom!🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for your service Tom. Christina needs to honor your sacrifice a LOT more.
I died when Christina started talking shit.
Tom I want to send you, one of the medals I earned from my time in service. You too have served your country well and deserve recognition
Hahah. I was in Fallujah too Tom. I know the feeling. Semper Fi brother.
At least her clam drying up will make it fell tight again Tom. Win win! Kudos hero!
There's no better feeling than killing the enemy.
3:06 one word stumped and got Tom to break character "callsign" 😂
I understand now why Tom was so passionate Christina and her stolen valor…
He’s been serving his country behind the scenes this whole time
Lmao!!!!!!! “I’m not gonna leave my brothers behind” omg i rewinded that three times
This is seriously the best of Tom. Thank you for your service
The producers in the back absolutely cracking up makes it, always 😂
As a gamer I love this on so many level's, thank you for your service sir.
The whole of Europe thank you Tom for the freedom you give us with your bravery! Salute brother!
Onwards intense lol all that VR shit is crazy intense
My brother's helicopter was blown out of the sky in Afghanistan... he doesn't sleep because everytime he sleeps he hears explosions... but this IS basically the same thing.
Do you not understand satire?
@@shanechronic6453 do you understand sarcasm? Smh
Nah man, your brother didn't experience shit compared to what Tom went through
@@jpk9902 Tom's got it rough man. Now his wife isn't attracted to him on top of his PTSD... smh. He's in rough shape for sure.
Sounds like stolen valor compared to the sacrifice Tom has made for this great country.
This is amazing. I needed this today.
It's hilarious that Christina is giving Tom a hard time for playing video games as an adult, just like Tom gave WWE Wrestling fans a hard time for watching it as an adult 🤣🤣
Every gamer understands Tom completely right now.
It sounds like it would be awesome to play onward with you lol
We git those got headaches n motion sickness 😂😂 sold it
I love how Christina thinks she’s better than anyone
Seems like you’re just jealous of her vibes.
My favorite is how she talks shit about people with bad teeth, while having a full set of fake teeth herself lol
Doesn't she sit on TikTok all day? I don't know how that is better/more attractive than video games.
You know, I think she's a comedian, so I'm guessing she's making these things called jokes, but I'm not 100 percent sure. 🤔
@@jpk9902 😂😂😂😂😂
he did an evac while fckin 6 guys? thats impressive soldier.
Tom Segura is doing his best Steve Seagal impression
Daamn, Tom plays Onward!! LOL.
Tom, you can get a VR battery pack or even one of those cell phone charger banks and attach it to your head strap to add several hours to the battery life. Good luck soldier.
I was thinking this all day after he mentioned it. "Wait until that strap breaks, and they see the replacements with swappable batteries."
Bobo vr m2 pro
@@DavidTheBulldog I use a q2 elite from another company. Similar design but has a passthrough for an IR light that helps with less than ideal lighting in the playspace.
Running into Tom segura in onward would be crazy
This would be incredible content if Tom ever wanted to stream this, or even have it uploaded as a clip. Production please convince Tom/Christina to do some gaming content you'll make bank.
I love this couple lmfao
You should come to the Comdey Club’s in VR lol I try to swing by once in a while do some stand up.
Wait until they find the boxing vr games. Thrill of the fight is the best.
Tommy’s about to discover a vast expanse of VR porn this tour
I remember the first one I watched,I looked down and had a dick the size of my arm there
Tom join us on population one! We need a hilarious assassin.
Try racing in VR. It's the tits
Toms cool guy voice is AWESOME 😂😂
Christina is trying to be like "this is why you dont get anal (annoying female voice)" but Tom is literally making all the money and making ALL THE JOKES
If you guys dont already know, fallujah was the battleground of the bloodiest battle in modern Marine Corps history. Look up the short documentary. Tom is no joke and we should all be grateful that he made it.
Wait til Tommy finds VR porn.
“Population One” is the funnest most fast paced fps in VR. Get it Tom, I’ll carry you😂
Not gonna lie VR is a decent work out. Play creed once and tell me you ain’t sweating
my brother played vr boxing until he punched and shattered a light bulb and the fan it was connected to fell on him, so funny, I would rather watch people play vr then play it!
It's not a "Game" Christina...it is for real, For REAL! Tom is a real American hero
This lady talking about V driers like she’s a 10…
She is
10/100
I’ve seen almost all of the YMH clips and I must say this is the hardest I have laughed out of all of them.
Christina doesn't like men who play video games? Oh, darn it and gee whiz!