It's wild to think that when you're growing up, you think all your experiences are kinda normal, and you think other people are going thru the same thing, then you become an adult and realize the trauma you've gone thru and understand how different everyone's lives are. 🤯🤯🤯 shit is fucked up yo. Be good yall, peace ✌️
@@leviadams1847 I love these two, they're funny as hell. When every little thing they say causes that guy to laugh like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard annoys me. You could turn it into a drinking game.
@@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth Nah, the poser ones that are doing it because they hate their dads totally shower and maintain their hygiene. I’m not talking real goth or punk chicks. (Also, it’s the punks that make a point of not showering and smelling like a dumpster).
Tom the members of the BBC (Black Baldhead Community) would like you to fade your sideburns into your baldhead. It shouldn’t be a borderline to your baldhead, sideburns and a baldy should be one!
Her story was so rated G....I watched in horror as a dude poured boiling water on our mutual friend who was pretending to be passed out...he had to get literal skin grafts
@@ButteredToast32 it was super fd up, i took him to the hospital, he had to get skin grafted...but. he's honestly one of the happiest guys I know. Didn't even hold any sort of grudge. There's hope for us all
The problem about being the kid who is friends with every group, or at least can be friends with every group, is that while you think you can be friends with everyone, you really have no friends. Nobody that has your back. At least that’s my experience.
Tom, my respect level for you just went up ten fold. How do you listen to those nail biters of stories Push brings to the table. Thanks for following proto Tom. Show her all about a double secret agent
Yeah I went to middle school in Detroit and ended up getting my jaw broke by some troubled kids. So after 2 months of that shit being wired shut I moved to my mom's house in Toledo Ohio lol.. fuuuuuuuuuck some people's kids.
Hey Hitler, I just wanted to say a quick thanks to the YMH family. I recently had the worst day of my life and I'm still recovering... the YMH podcast and clips have been keeping me afloat during this painful time. I can always rely on mommy jeans, Crystal P. and Timmy Sephora, to give me something to laugh about when I am down. You guys have helped me more than you know. Thanks!
"Ah, once a decade," really means, "once every ten months, on average, sometimes sooner, sorry I'm back pedaling, I don't want millions of people to know that I'm a creep JUST LIKE THEM!!!"🤣
As a dude who truly enjoys laughing and humor and considers myself pretty funny, i dont think I've ever laughed as hard as Nadav does at *nothing* in my whole entire life. Seriously, i get laughing when funny shit happens, but dude. Tom said, "You know what i did," and Nadav screams like it's the funniest shit that he's ever heard. Hey man. Whats up AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha. When I was like 16, I was hanging with the boys and my buddy got a text from his girl saying that her boss called her a b*tch and she was crying. So being the rational gentlemen we were, we rolled up on her job. We all walked in and went up to the counter and we asked to speak to the manager. This scrawny little dork came out and we all looked to my buddy to say something. He flinched. So I, the smallest guy there, said "Did you call (so and so) a b*tch?". And he looked around then nervously said "Yeah, it was in the heat of the moment." I look back to my buddy and he's still just standing there. So I said, "That's not going to happen again, right?". And he nodded his head and we left. Maaaannnnn. We were clowning him for days after that. I'm so glad I didn't go to jail on the several occasions I could've gone. No more foolishness for me haha.
i love how when someone cheats, the person that gets punished is the 3rd party with whom they cheat. the person who presumably made the arrangement not to cheat on you is blameless.
In the blinding pain of heartbreak, the last thing anyone wants to believe is the person they love so much could possibly betray them. As there's no attachment to the 3rd party, it's much easier to blame them.
"That's why it's amazing Steve-O is alive" Probably the most true thing Tom has ever said. I watched that dude fill an active IV in his arm with absolut vodka. How the fuck is Steve-O alive?
I Totally Understand... I was "bullied" in 7th grade, so I picked up a dime in gym class and put a nice little 10 cent piece across his cheekbone! ZERO bullies after! lol j/k He moved schools after for some reason...
Gonna co-sign on Tom's story. It is fun to do that. Did it a lot as a teen on the hood. Now as a grown man I can do it with no backup, and gotta tell ya, it's still a blast.
I was also an ambassador in high school bc I was in the orchestral band, I played sports, I liked to party, and I was always jamming with different people for my rock band. Plus the school I went to really didnt have cliques. I graduated in 2011 so the "revenge of the nerds" era of high achool was long gone by the time I was that age. The only people that would try to bully me were people that werent worth getting in trouble over bc I knew I could lay them to rest in one or two punches. You could tell that they were people that werent treated right at home and wanted to throw their issues on other people.
@@ronnierhodes2800 it’s not needed. If something is funny people will laugh. Don’t need the laughter in background to remind us. It feels forced. I’ve read quite a few comments from other people that feel the same way
@@TheEvan81 was it needed for homie the clown to have a tube sock that he would smack you with on in living color? No. But it was something he was known for. His trademark. It’s not there to tell people to laugh. It’s just a guy in the back that’s really laughing at things he finds funny. You don’t have to need something for it to work. It just makes them a little unique.
Christina’s talking about spitting on a girl with more caution than Joey Diaz talks about kidnapping people.
😂😂
Well joey Diaz already went to jail for it
kirsten probably also missed her completely.
“Dawg, it was the summa of ‘86 in Boulda” 🔪
Joey is the best 🤣
It's wild to think that when you're growing up, you think all your experiences are kinda normal, and you think other people are going thru the same thing, then you become an adult and realize the trauma you've gone thru and understand how different everyone's lives are. 🤯🤯🤯 shit is fucked up yo. Be good yall, peace ✌️
The fact Christina is loco makes her even hotter!
Tom doesn’t know suprised
The background laughing reminds me of when your neighbors have people over out on their deck at 3am and you’re trying to sleep.
are you saying you don't enjoy the background laughter?
@@josephguigli5390 bro if you don't find these people and their stories funny why are you here
@@leviadams1847 I love these two, they're funny as hell. When every little thing they say causes that guy to laugh like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard annoys me. You could turn it into a drinking game.
Living in a home a quarter of a mile from any other building is pure bliss, b
I am that neighbor
The people Tom hates are underneath his backyard
Where are the bodies Tom?
@@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft he could never say because that wouldn’t be following proto
yet nadav is alive and well.
The man’s not Garth Brooks…
@@Hewlett-Packard-Lovecraft police needs to question his two goonz
When Kristin's eyes get big & scary & passionate is the reason why Jom fell in love
Tom, on the other hand, fell in love with her nasty hangers
You good brah?
Jom?
Idk who those people are but fuck yeah man
@@avidodd26 fax. He fell in love with them big ol floppers and everyone knows it.
I love how at 1:27 with zero context, Tom happily saying “you know what I did?” causes everyone to burst into laughter
The smirk says it all lmao
Tom is rethinking his life choices with every word out of Christina's mouth 😳😂😂
I love how Tom just lets her talk and looks around 😭
Lol cuz he knows what happens when he points it out. He just wanna make sure we’re all hearing the same shit lmao
10:45 - Christina is obviously enamoured with the violent aspect of Tom’s story…..
Tommy buns getting his scrum ate tonight.
Steve-O should have his genome preserved like Big Boss.
Solid Steve-O and Liquid Steve-O become the new Wild Boys to realize their father's dream.
It's moments like these that remind me that it's not just Tom who's a psychopath.
We need a Garth update! Give the people what they want!!
I love seeing Tommy’s serial killer side
Christina was one of those angry goths, love it 😂
I bet a lot of random people got the bitch treatment from her^^
Is one of those angry goths *. It’s still
There
The amount of crazy shit that those girls let you do to their butts is wild.
@@conservat1vepatr1ot yeh bro and they don't shower. Good luck with that.
@@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth
Nah, the poser ones that are doing it because they hate their dads totally shower and maintain their hygiene.
I’m not talking real goth or punk chicks. (Also, it’s the punks that make a point of not showering and smelling like a dumpster).
8:13 the way cristina reacts felt like they were gonna breed babies right there.
Tom the members of the BBC (Black Baldhead Community) would like you to fade your sideburns into your baldhead. It shouldn’t be a borderline to your baldhead, sideburns and a baldy should be one!
Please please get rid of the background laughing it sounds like pure audio death
All yokes aside, Christina is pretty beautiful.
Her story was so rated G....I watched in horror as a dude poured boiling water on our mutual friend who was pretending to be passed out...he had to get literal skin grafts
Fuck, man. Sucks to be that guy.
@@ButteredToast32 it was super fd up, i took him to the hospital, he had to get skin grafted...but. he's honestly one of the happiest guys I know. Didn't even hold any sort of grudge. There's hope for us all
Sounds like some drateR shit to me
Nadav just LOSING HIS SHIT in the background kills me😂
The show is great but Nadav losing his shit at every little joke is fake and over the top.
@@rd5854 nah, his fucking cackle KILLS me dude. If anything it’s a show enhancer for me 😂
@@TOMBS5423 Nadav, is that you?
@@taysterrr of COURSE it’s not me!!!
@@taysterrr I mean, Nadav! Shit!
Tom is like me when my gf tells me a story “wow….yeah….still….Jesus…..yeah….well”
*TOUCH MY HAND THROUGH THE WINDOW*
The problem about being the kid who is friends with every group, or at least can be friends with every group, is that while you think you can be friends with everyone, you really have no friends. Nobody that has your back. At least that’s my experience.
Dang. Never had that so clearly spelled out for me... Maybe we just never found our actual people.
@@Finaggle we can be each other’s people. 🤘
Facts
True. I got along with everyone but I never had any real friends.
Oh shit, I wasn't ready for this personal attack 🤔🤔
Tom, my respect level for you just went up ten fold. How do you listen to those nail biters of stories Push brings to the table. Thanks for following proto Tom. Show her all about a double secret agent
Please re-enact the Goth war and include Bobby Lee.
Christina has never been hotter.
Beyond smoking
Nadav laughing and Toms facial reactions are killing me 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂
Yo facts lol
Nadavs laugh is demonic and he has major dirtbag vibes.
RiP native.
What a great couple. They make me laugh.
The guy laughing in the background , what the f’ is he on 😵💫
I love how Christina's idea of a "troubled kid" is just a kid spitting on a another person. Lol. Such a sheltered child
Yeah I went to middle school in Detroit and ended up getting my jaw broke by some troubled kids. So after 2 months of that shit being wired shut I moved to my mom's house in Toledo Ohio lol.. fuuuuuuuuuck some people's kids.
fr 🤣🤣
Man I love Christina. She is the comedian most similar to people I knew in high school (in a good way).
Hahaha I just love it when someone else is being honest about something dark, and people around it just kind of reflect on their life choices hahah
Hey Hitler, I just wanted to say a quick thanks to the YMH family. I recently had the worst day of my life and I'm still recovering... the YMH podcast and clips have been keeping me afloat during this painful time. I can always rely on mommy jeans, Crystal P. and Timmy Sephora, to give me something to laugh about when I am down. You guys have helped me more than you know. Thanks!
Hope your jeans are higher and tighter now, bud 👖
Reach out bro I've been there too hope days get better
Keep that frown upside down lad
Why Hitler tho? So confused rn 🤣
The worst day of your life so far! ☝️
"Ah, once a decade," really means, "once every ten months, on average, sometimes sooner, sorry I'm back pedaling, I don't want millions of people to know that I'm a creep JUST LIKE THEM!!!"🤣
Haha the way tom looks at christina. I love it! These two are made for each other! They have this dark magnetic attraction to each other!
the algorithm been screwing ya moms house, last 5 videos have almost no views 😳 💀
I think it's wild when Tom's wife lies about her life when she was on Road Rules and you can just look that up to see none of these stories are real.
Fun fact! Coincidentally I’ve been listening to the oldest episodes and Kirsten told her phone call threat story in episode 76 or something like that.
I literally wish I was one of Toms goons in that story. Sounds fucking awesome.
If one day I hear about Tom starting false rumors he is cheating just to bring out Christina's crazy, I will not be surprised
2:39 Tom's like: that's a great torture method, I should really write that one down!
As a dude who truly enjoys laughing and humor and considers myself pretty funny, i dont think I've ever laughed as hard as Nadav does at *nothing* in my whole entire life. Seriously, i get laughing when funny shit happens, but dude. Tom said, "You know what i did," and Nadav screams like it's the funniest shit that he's ever heard.
Hey man. Whats up
AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha. When I was like 16, I was hanging with the boys and my buddy got a text from his girl saying that her boss called her a b*tch and she was crying. So being the rational gentlemen we were, we rolled up on her job. We all walked in and went up to the counter and we asked to speak to the manager. This scrawny little dork came out and we all looked to my buddy to say something. He flinched. So I, the smallest guy there, said "Did you call (so and so) a b*tch?". And he looked around then nervously said "Yeah, it was in the heat of the moment." I look back to my buddy and he's still just standing there. So I said, "That's not going to happen again, right?". And he nodded his head and we left. Maaaannnnn. We were clowning him for days after that. I'm so glad I didn't go to jail on the several occasions I could've gone. No more foolishness for me haha.
There should be no idolising her behaviour. It’s a toxic women acting drunk and immature
I don’t understand how the laughing in the background is so loud lol like it’s funny but it’s not THAT funny.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.... we are all fearful of your merciless rage. I fear for Christiana's well being.
Who is the person constantly cackling in the background? The shit is funny but it isn't that funny. Wtf?
06:20 'Competing Goth clicks', roflmao ...that's funny.
Jesus christ that laugh is so insanely fake and contrived
Man there's no standup special as funny as certain podcast clips
💯 my dude. This and Matt and Shane's secret podcast have the funniest clips ever imo
I can hear that Tom got joe rogan hidden in a closet hearing everything they are saying
As funny as Tom and Christina are, the best is the crew laughing hysterically in the background!
No.
Nadav is the best!
calling Christina funny is an interesting take
I call this new phenomenon the "Avery effect"
They laugh like maniacs...... good thing too, otherwise I'd feel alone.
I am shocked that Tim didn’t have the “that’s where it spits” drop ready for Christine’s story
Tom looks more aroused than he does concerned when Christina gets mean cx 4:35
I like how girls get angry at the girl their boyfriend cheated with and not the boyfriend
11:17 every guy after telling the most outrageous story you’ve heard
i love how when someone cheats, the person that gets punished is the 3rd party with whom they cheat. the person who presumably made the arrangement not to cheat on you is blameless.
In the blinding pain of heartbreak, the last thing anyone wants to believe is the person they love so much could possibly betray them. As there's no attachment to the 3rd party, it's much easier to blame them.
Unless that person is in your social circle or is at least aware of the current relationship between two peopled
Want to know what true love is? 4:30
All the guys in the control room paid to laugh out loud?? So stupid
"That's why it's amazing Steve-O is alive" Probably the most true thing Tom has ever said. I watched that dude fill an active IV in his arm with absolut vodka. How the fuck is Steve-O alive?
Who are the people laughing in the water tower next to this interview?
I Totally Understand... I was "bullied" in 7th grade, so I picked up a dime in gym class and put a nice little 10 cent piece across his cheekbone! ZERO bullies after! lol j/k He moved schools after for some reason...
Guy laughing in the background is awesome lol
There’s no doubt you two are soulmates.
What is with nadav laughing all the time. Annoying
People who insist they didnt start beef but are always in beef are most likely causing it and living in denial
Tom had a Michael Corleone moment there. 🤣💯
One of the best advice I got was don't hate, it's like drinking poison so the other person feels bad.
I feel like the guys in the back purposely cackle loudly
Gonna co-sign on Tom's story. It is fun to do that. Did it a lot as a teen on the hood. Now as a grown man I can do it with no backup, and gotta tell ya, it's still a blast.
The fact that Tom is in such bad shape that he got injured from trying to jump is the single most hilarious content that has ever been made.
I’m pretty sure Tom is actually fairly strong just eats a lot. There’s content of him lifting and he has some legit numbers
I was also an ambassador in high school bc I was in the orchestral band, I played sports, I liked to party, and I was always jamming with different people for my rock band. Plus the school I went to really didnt have cliques. I graduated in 2011 so the "revenge of the nerds" era of high achool was long gone by the time I was that age. The only people that would try to bully me were people that werent worth getting in trouble over bc I knew I could lay them to rest in one or two punches. You could tell that they were people that werent treated right at home and wanted to throw their issues on other people.
So you got punked by kids u could beat up ? Lmao I highly doubt that u jus a nerd
sounds like you were in the cool guy club as well 🎸
Everyone has done stupid stuff. I say you get one real F'up and after that no more chances.
That guy's laugh in the background is positively correlated with his bonuses.
That comment was Ace 👌
“That was fun, that was super fun.” ❤️❤️❤️
Christina is so Smart and in love 💕 with Tom, it makes watchinhg YMH so fun and cute.
The guys howling in the sound booth makes it even more hilarious, Lmao !!! :-))
Christina's sweater makes me crazy angry.
Tom had friends in low places 😂
Stevos built different
Kristin and Jom. My new favorite couple.
Get rid of the background laughter.
Absolutely do not. That’s their f’ing trademark. You are literally the ONLY person I’ve ever seen that didn’t love the Jew laugh
@@ronnierhodes2800 it’s not needed. If something is funny people will laugh. Don’t need the laughter in background to remind us. It feels forced. I’ve read quite a few comments from other people that feel the same way
@@TheEvan81 was it needed for homie the clown to have a tube sock that he would smack you with on in living color? No. But it was something he was known for. His trademark. It’s not there to tell people to laugh. It’s just a guy in the back that’s really laughing at things he finds funny. You don’t have to need something for it to work. It just makes them a little unique.
@@ronnierhodes2800 in my opinion it’s annoying and takes away from the core content.
Steve-O’s good apparently but Johnny Knoxville, not at all. He has to piss using a catheter bag. 😬
He did for three years, twice a day. Not anymore tho lol
6:15 actual crazed woman
There can only be one raveness !
Real talk tho, In apocalypse times, Christine is the muscle mommy and Yom is the negotiating Dad. I’d recruit her any day for a good Goth shake down!
you'd recruit her?! more like her and her clique would brutalize you infront of your crew to prove a point.
tom's clearly turned off by christina's actions
so she spit at a girl and missed because she was drunk, yes. that totally is a troubled youth
I'm suprised she didn't serve time or get a tear drop tattoo.
I was the same as Tom. Same schools till 8th grade. 5 high schools later. I hangout with everyone.
Facebook wasn't even a thing then. Mommy P your stories rarely add up
tom is so lucky , christina is so funny ...they are the perfect couple
Hate the laugh track
To be a celebrity and still Facebook stalk and hate people from your past is so beautiful to me.
Maybe the whole Garth thing is just a deflection tactic……
Christina’s sweater looks like a stage prop from Double Dare and….
I.
AM.
HERE.
FOR.
IT.
THATS THE SHOW IVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER, THANK YOU 😂😂😂😂
Oh my gosh I loved that show! I always wanted to do the physical challenge
“We were in competing goth cliques!” 😆🤣💀🤘🔥
Competing goth clicks wow... just like in South Park. 😂
Tom the intimidator 🤣