40k Lore, The Officio Assassinorum!
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- The Officio Assassinorum is one of the most feared and powerful of all the Imperiums many organizations, and for good reason! they have hunted the Emperor's enemies for millenia and there careless use has even brought the Imperium itself close to destruction on a few occasions...
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WTF? Oh shit. Not the Astartes director!
I would like to remind there is a Feedback option on the YT landing page now, Everyone send them a msg.
Seems we Could use the Officio Assasinorum at this point to Track and Preferably make their Life as miserable as is possible, preferably over a lengthy period of time...
Inform they towns people the Lord of Salt wills it.
I am just confused as to the "who & why" when it comes to attacking that particular channel though, ya know...
I simply cannot see why anyone would be upset at the awesome work that guy has done in creating those epic episodic shorts. Also, I will become rather pissed if this happens to delay one of my personally most anticipated uploads, episode 5. Which in all honesty I can't see any possible way that this bullshit will not automatically be doing exactly that, if not far worse, to the man's scheduling... and hell, actually his ability to just even get his work done, at all.
Such a very disillusioning situation all around sadly.
"One does not simply kill the imperial Senate..."
"We killed half of them in the past two hours, should we stop ?"
@Matt Ellis where do you think Malcador got the idea
"That took me *2 hours*, wanna see what I can get done in a whole evening?"
Finish the sheet than have a lunch
For the High Lords of Terra it was the most apocalyptic, horrifying doom they could imagine... for the assassins, it was Tuesday
*Gulags in KGB*
Ah the Officio Assassinorum, for when you have truly pissed someone off.
And the planet you live on is just important enough to not receive exterminatus.
Having an Officio Assassinorum operative sent out to get you really is quite the achievement. For good or bad, it means you've done something pretty spectacular.
@@reigninoel It's like the WH40k version of a lifetime achievement award.
Calladius: I take on the shape of my enemies, and destroy them from within.
Vindicare: I eliminate my enemies from range, with extreme precision.
Culexus: I am a non-entity, the enemy cannot see me, and psykers fear me.
Evesor: Ain't no-one can see you if they're already fuckin' dead.
WeeWoo so basically evesor's motto is basically: "no one can notice, if there is no one to notice".
WeeWoo Maerorus: I AM IN CONSTANT AGONY...PLEASE LET ME DIE...
I prefer the other description.¨
Ahem:
The assassins are horrifying foes, monsters of training and technology in guise of a human. Listen carefully, for this knowledge can save your life, if you ever go against them, or at least end your suffering faster.
The woman? It's always a woman, her shape is malleable, you could mix her with your own sister, father or even your own image, so perfect is she in her art. And her horrible weapons, sword of living metal, pistol that tears your neural pathways apart, they will kill anything that lives, or has ever lived.
The other assassin, the one with grinning skull for a face? He's no assassin. He's not even a monster. He's a weapon, a horrifying tool to rip anything he's made to kill and torn apart everything that stands between him and his target. A volatile psychopath, laughing and screaming... thing that just won't give up. His pistol will end you mercifully fast, his gauntlet, not so much. And his blood is the worst weapon, volatile mix of combat drugs that will burn even after the assassin's unlikely demise.
The third one, he's a horror beyond human understanding. A soulless aberrant whose mere existence will hurt your soul, his helmet that protects his head has a skull mask like his more... normal colleague, but it is not to intimidate, but to remind that this monster is supposedly human. His weapon is a horrifying lens that reveals those who thought they could hide from his gaze a psychic black hole to unmaking, breaking minds and tearing souls apart.
These three are horrifying beyond human reason, terrors to even acknowledge their existence.
But there is one more. One that everyone, even the three others, yes even the grinning maniac, though he can barely understand the sensation he feels, fear.
Emperor help me, I can barely write these words, fingers shake and cold sweat runs down my whole body.
He
has
OH EMPEROR GIVE ME COURAGE TO WRITE THIS DOWN! HELP ME TO ENDURE THIS HORROR BEYOND ANY REASON!
He has
a
big gun.
@@sirapple2406 it is still a stealth mission if everyone is dead
@@Iwouldlikesomeshisha Wrong. This is the best description of an assassin:
"A Vindicare should not be mistaken for a human being. Contrary to a human being, who is filled with distractions, memories, and connections to others, a Vindicare is a well oiled machine. He was raised and trained, from birth, that the only reason he wasn't dead, raped, ruined, or suffered under any other horrible abuse that we could think of, was because of the Emperor. They were taught that they were selfish monsters, to even think of being different from their fellows. Their vocabulary is limited to only that which they need. Any deviation is punished by torture. They were taught to hide from their teachers and administrators, and to only come out when the mission was complete, and only when they received word from an authority figure that acted the impeccable imperial. Any deviation was punished with torture. The sense of smell is cultivated carefully. We have attempted to teach them to tell the difference of weapons by discharge smell. Any exposure to perfume, or anything pleasant and unneeded in their missions is punished by torture. Callidus require some socialization to blend in. Culexus, with their small pool of recruits have need to take in any they can find. Eversor, their combat drugs do the trick. Never shall you find any more well disciplined than a Vindicare."
-Love Can Bloom
/tg/
*Eversor Assassin kicks in door, roaring and screaming.*
"Hey buddy. If you're looking for the bishop, he's two doors down in the room behind the bookcase. And try to keep the blood off the walls."
*Eversor Assassin stops, nods awkwardly, then walks down the hall.*
"I don't get paid enough for this shit..."
Those Janitors need a raise for this shit they go through.
What does " pay " mean?
You guys are getting pay. f@cking heretics
Imagine Viscera cleanup Detail but it’s a 40k level
@@Ser_Matticus Dude, I would play that every day.
A highly skilled SNIPER! Failed to kill a preacher. *cough* Vraks *cough* *cough*
One job !! You had one job !!!
Wrong assassin for the job no offense but that situation called for close range solutions not sniping
He had shields
They should’ve sent an Eversor Assassin
Should have just nuked his palace
Finally, a story about an honest institution!
... assassins and honesty do not feel like they should be in the same sentance.....
Shame in this case it is. Well thats 40k for you
@@foxmcqwerty608 I mean it's in the name, not like they're hiding it like International "Contract" Agency like in Hitman.
but who is killing the killers? and who is killing those killing the killers if necessary? it is the 41st millennium and there is only bureaucracy...
@@phreakazoith2237 i always thought the tagline of "in the grim dark future of the 41st millennium there is only war." was kinda funny cause you look at the government and other thing around the fighting its a bureaucratic nightmare. how many planets get devoured by xenos or demons only to be forgotten for decades or centuries. i guess its hard to avoid when you have a million planets to run.
Lore: Requires 2/3 of High Lords to approve use of one assassin.
Tabletop: Almost every Imperium list has 3 Culexus in it.
Fanon
Excuse you, I go for 3 vindicares. Because a friend plays the tau, builds his armies entirely around his commander and I'm an asshole.
@@gso619 Exploiting obvious weakness does not an asshole make. Now, BRAGGING about it afterwards, that'll do it.
@@gso619 ha! Love your honesty brother ;)
@@gso619 at least the fish of fury strategy is no konger viable even eversore assasins would regard that abominable strategem with fest and resignation hello... Death corps of krieg would find facing that as somewhat of a bad idea
Vindicare: Striking from afar, I take out my target before they even realize I'm there.
Callidus: I utilize polymorphine to take the form of my enemy, I kill my target without them even realizing that I was ever there.
Culexus: As a Blank, I am immune to the senses of Warp Spawn. My primary prey: Psykers.
Eversor: Ain't no one gonna notice, if no one's alive to notice.
Hey that's how I got through Dishonored.
@@lordfrostwind3151 which one?
@@shadowstrider8295 Eversor style, just with more rats
@@lordfrostwind3151 just some random guard gets attacked by a swarm of rats and their just like
Guard: This is fine.
Eversor: Oh excuse me, what I meant to say was; REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Emperor: So watcha doin?
Master Assassin: Making a secretive order that even the Emperor doesn’t know about.
Emperor: Neat.
Malcador was such a bro to big E. He covered every aspect of empire building the emperor couldn't be associated with, didn't have the time for or may have lacked skill in. The assassinorum, the adeptas terra as a whole, the inquisition and more. Forget mars as the second founder of the imperium its old malcador.
That's why he is called "Malcador the Hero"
Malcador the Emperor's truest bro.
@Templar Knight true, and as capable of a politician and logistican as old rob is malcador was the one who knew the emperor and what he was doing and WHY he was doing it best. The simultaneous loss of the emperor, malcador and sanguinias (the primarch most like the emperor) really did a number on the imperium and humanity.
The Benjamin Franklin to the Emp's George Washington?
Malcador The Bro
Why did they make the Custodes so, soooooo incompetent during the Horus Heresy? Whenever it was their job to do something, like keeping the Assasinorum secret in this case, they fail utterly.
How could they have not noticed the giant yellow man in power armour following them?
@@romulusnuma116 it's the orc rogue trick. you simply stick a gun in their face and scream at them that they don't see you
Kitten must have been off-duty
@@anangrymarine9174 or the opposite, personally guarding the Emperor.
@Modustollens1 And why the hell would that be?
Eversor: "kicks down Door"
Everyone else: O_O
"two seconds later"
Everyone is dead.
Eversor: WWWRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rolla rolla!
Koolaid man of doom
Is that a mother fuckin JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!
KONO EVERSOR DAAAA
Someone should tell 'em, that if they're famous assassins, they're doing something wrong.
if everybody rushes into your secret HQ to confront you it is not a secret HQ
Nah, it's the old double bluff. Them being famous assassins makes their use less likely and reduces their workload, but there will always be those who doubt their prowess or think that it's too obvious, or just refuse to comply anyway. Besides, the more obvious methods of assassination would lose their effectiveness as basically a public denouncement of the individual by the imperium at large, otherwise. And if they really need someone specific dead anyway, it's not like the imperium lacks for killers of any sort, so why hide these particular ones? Assassins should only not be famous if not state sanctioned and protected, but these specifically are
Sometimes the point of an assassination is to let everyone know you were behind it
What makes me laugh is “Assassinorum” is neo-Latin genitive so the title is officially “Assassins’ Office.” Which is funny imagining an Eversor in a Business Suit and Tie having water cooler talk.
It's like something from Krinkles' Madness animations, a bunch of twitchy, heavily armed cyborgs in business suits, standing around an office building waiting for kill orders.
And then an impossible, magical clown god shows up and starts wrecking shit.
Sorry, but isn't "-orum" a genitive plural? So the name would be "office of the assassins"?
202mc Or Assassins’ Office
Hello Peter, what's happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
@@Le-cp9tr Yeah. They're interchangeable, so...
"High Lords of Terra! We are gathered here today to discuss the most pressing matter to the survival of the Imperium of man, such that we have never seen before"
"Should we outlaw the use of laxatives to everyone but us?"
Eversor burst in: "Inquisitor Arch is constipated and so is his family."
High lord of Terra: My Emperor, man!
7:32
^ Whereupon Constantin Valdor earned over 2/3 of his 100,000 names by walking away unscathed from a staring contest with fucking *Rogal Dorn* - a feat never achieved before or since.
We have _super sniper,_ _super-chameleon lady,_ _a supped-up & drugged-up berserk psychopath with blades,_ and _a super psyker-killer._
...then, we have...had someone... _something_ by the name of...
*_Legienstrasse._*
Even among the monstrosities created by the Assassinorum, 40k Alex Mercer was probably the worst.
Interest peaked. Who was this man?
@@michelveilleux1275 it's actually a she, and long story short Legienstrasse was an experiment created by an assassin temple that went absolutely FUBAR even by 40K standards, I believe the novel was Seventh Retribution.
Forgetting the Venenum and Vanus assassins
@@mattryan7124 and the secretum, honestly I'd like to see more of the assassins outside the big 4
My boy the Eversor.
*Huffs an entire tank of Frenzon*
WWWWRRRRRYYYYYYY!
WRYYYYYY
You know you have succeeded in the Warhammer universe when you have an entire suborder of inquisition dedicated solely to you.
Heretics say succeeded, any good God Emperor fearing citizen knows that you're a walking corpse.
@@CThyran There are the Ordos Astartes, Santorum, Senatorum, Militum, Militarum and Machinum. Having an order just to watch one Imperial organization is not that unique.
Meeting at Mount Vengence? "Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom!" Sorry, could not resist, but sometimes the dramatic names are way too silly. Assassins meeting at Mount Vengence, what, did the Adeptus Mechanicus form at Mount Mega Roboticus, aka the junk pile?
Don't be ridiculous, the tech-priests love junk too much just to throw it away.
@@robertnelson9599 ah of course, however one mans treasure is another mans junk and the peasets of the Imperium cannot possibly fatom the glorious treasure that is Mount Super Roboticus!
+@@MrHaunter88+ they also love their toasters waaay too much. Though thankfully they're not as bad as the freaks who shout "Make peeeeenis into Robot!".
Treaty of Olympus Mons, which united AdMech and the Imperium, was signed at the summit of the tallest mountain in the entire Solar System. But at least it is real.
@@cnlbenmc the techno-fiddler demographic?
Nobody in particular: “There was nothing good about ‘The Beast Arises’. #ChangeMyMind”
Drakan Vangorich: “Good evening... 😇”
Haha... Couldn't be said better... Loved that character
#Vangorichdidnothingwrong #Thehighlordsdeservedit
The last 20 years of his reign might not have been as insane as you think. Everything he did likely ensured a person of sound mind and skill was able to take his place and didn't end up creating a massive power vacuum. If his political rivals were too weak to survive, they didn't deserve the responsibility. If they didn't see the assassin's blade coming for them, their mind wasn't sharp enough for the responsibility. In eliminating every possible de-facto replacement too weak for the job, he ended up ensuring a smooth transition of power after his death.
The Emperors knowledge was most likely “I know what this is and what it’s used for that being said I don’t want to know details I just want them to do their job.”
“Where other men blindly follow the rules, Remember, rules are meant to be broken. Where other men are limited by codex or law, Remember, everything is permitted. We live to honor the Callidus temple and die to serve the Emperor. We are assassins.”
I too, love molesting people.
Assassins' Creed
12:51 - Now I’m just imagining a frustrated Assassinorum head going “I’m an assassin, not some pencil-pusher!”
But at least they can still John Wick that pencil.
Imagine being hired as a pencil pusher for an order of assassins
@@gloomreach4325 Do I get to file the kill confirmation photos? *DREAM JOB...*
@@blackguard5883 , I imagine it's a decent job. Probably little competition for your seat, and there's no way your not getting paid well.
The eversor temple is likely entirely staffed by temps. The job is disturbing, the people trained for it are nuts, and accidents are semi-common
@@gloomreach4325 Yeah, I'd probably pass on the offer from Eversor. I'd rather be in public works for a hive.
So no one is gonna talk about the fact that at some point Big E & Malcador were in the same room as the 6 Assassins ?
One of which was Sire Culexus.
The two greatest psykers of the human race with a blank.
Not only a blank but a full on Pariah who's learned to weaponize his gene.
In the same room.
And they didn't bat an eye ?
Just how strong were theses monsters at their prime ?!
It’s November but still this is too good to pass up.
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not run
I'm telling you why
The Eversor are coming to town
They’ve got you on a list
There checking it twice
The Assassin knows your whole life
The Callidus are coming to town
They see when your sleeping
They know when your awake
They know if you’ve been bad or good, so for the sake of your whole family be loyal for goodness sakes!
The Vindicare is watching you right now!
Gorgeous.
Man, the Ordo Sicarius after action reports for my assassins must make for... interesting reading.
“The Callidus assassin [REDACTED] tripped while approaching her target (rolled a 5 for deep strike range), lost her neural shredder (failed the 2+ to hit roll), twisted her ankle, and then was killed in action by enemy fire.”
“The vindicare assassin [REDACTED] deployed on the roof of an enemy building, but his targets were hiding behind a rock so he sat there twiddling his thumbs until the knights, skitarii, and guardsmen he was supporting had all been killed. The shots he did manage to take at various and sundry battlesuits were all blocked by drones.”
“The Eversor assassin [REDACTED] tripped, broke his ankle (triple 1’s on the charge roll) and then disappeared. When he was next observed by imperial forces, he was skewered on the lance of an eldar Shining Spear.”
She failed both the 2+ to hit and the 4+ reroll because of her BS8? Always fun when that happens.
I can't believe they haven't made a game where the player is an Eversor!
Eversor assassins: when you want to kill the target by virtue of everybody within five miles dying
Exactly. If no one is left alive who’s to say what actually happened
The original master of the Eversor temple must have been a Blaskovitz to be a master of levels of violence so extreme that even devotees of Korne or Slaanesh wince.
The Assassinorum, It's like Hogwarts for Psychopathic Killers.
The hat that chooses your Clade: "Bob Smith! Eversor!"
Bob: "Wrrryyyyy!!"
Someone: mentions the beast arises
Arch: *exasperated norse sounds*
- Mini Series
- Several videos with a length of 40 minutes each.
Classic :D
When exterminatus is too much and a angry letter is too little just send a assassin
If I wanted to be really nasty with my Exterminatus I'd send a rain of Eversor assassins. Expensive but I'm sure the inquisitors and High lords would love a show.
a hel that’s funny but I don’t want to see the bill afterwards considering how meticulous it is to make one them even when compared to marines
Batman: "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
Picturing those awkward silences when the emporer knows so much happening around him he accidentally tells the master assassin how the next big botching will fail. The next week. Because omniscience...
I rewatched your Beast Arises series recently, so it's only funnier contrasting the first optimistic "it's not as bad as people say" with the "I wanted to drown myself rather than keep reading".
I tried to listen to it... not even worth the streaming fees.
Thanks Draken-sama for saving our Beloved Arch-chan from drowning! :)
He is the true hero of that book series.
Arch-chan just doesn't sound right. Maybe Arch-san?
@@Matihood1 ._. let me lewd Arch-sama in the way I like it and I let you lewd him in the way you want it, ok? :P
EVERSOR: WRYYYYYY
Wow that is one heck of a long history. These assassins appear in every major era, and they always have an interesting story to them. Very nice.
When the emperor comes back, the assassins gonna be working over time.
I am the reconnaissance sniper.
Bweeeee
I already sniped you a week ago.
Bweeeee
I remembered your previous video on the Age of Apostasy setting up the Sisters of Battle, Arch - You didn’t mention anything then about Goge Vandire invading Ophelia 7. You talked about him killing the High Ecclesiarch and putting on his favorite hat, but I assumed he was on Terra at the time
I legit thought Arch was going to say "friend, possibly even lover" for a second.
*Drakan Vangorich prevents arch from drowning himself*
Redditards: Drakan Vangorich is now banned, RRRRREEEEEEEE.
*happy assasin noises*
*Happy Assassin Silences*
Sad pile of corpses noises
Just to clarify Arch: The Acuitor Mech-Assassins are NOT part of the Officio Assasinorium, and they are NOT monitored by the Ordo Sicarius?
Ps.: Please at the end of the series make a special amendment for the Assasins of the Omnissiah.
Phone rings, Officio Assassinorum secretary picks up...
_Secretary:_ Hello?
*Imps:* Oh, hi, the Emperor here!
_Secretary:_ Hello, great Emperor, what can I do for you?
*Imps:* I like to order two assassinations.
_Secretary:_ TWO? In one day? Well, that is unusual, Sir, but who are the targets?
*Imps:* Well, one is that guy I really don't like and the other is you, because you know about it...
At my own risk? Pff... Arch this is only a fict... *dies by assassin*.
Official Assassinorum: Clean your Emperium bucko!
Arch, I've never opened a 40k book in my life. Where do I start? Stumbled upon your channel via a chain of my other interests and have become fascinated with the lore. Fantastic stuff.
The gaunt's ghosts, Eisenhorne and Chiaphus Cain books are almost universally acknowledged to be the best place to start in 40k.
@@LethargicGM Thank you. It's a bewildering universe I think warrants a researched approach to really appreciate. I feel a certain respect coming on that I haven't had for sci fi/fantasy entertainment in the "current year"
@@daviddesrosiers1946 if you don't mind looking at massive walls of text on a computer. I'd recommend checking out the lexiconum, which is a giant Wikipedia for all things warhammer, and 1d4chan, if you like your information to be delivered in a comedic way.
@@LethargicGM This is why I really like Arch's videos. They're kind of like a really entertaining audio book that I keep running in the background when I'm gaming.
@@LethargicGM
anything written by abnett is good.
Very good! I really enjoyed this. I had heard you were a monster on reddit! I find you very engaging with a great level of lore knowledge. Your humour and style are perfect for my brain. Keep up the great work brother Arch. Keep away from that pond ;)
".. at your own risk" mmm I love it :3
43 minutes and no mention of Inquisitor Draco wanting to screw the Meh’Lindi the Callidus Assassin while she was still disguised as a genestealer.
That Calidus will put the heretic in his place.
We are all trying to forget.
Does that make him subconsciously hyper loyal to humans that he’s able to sense a woman in disguise or hyper radical, you be the judge
Eversor "You don't have to worry about witnesses if there is nobody alive to witness"
You know you are OP when only six assassins keep the empire of man under control.
Imagine being the Colidus getting the order to take out Konrad Curze.
She had to have written her Will before leaving.
Your daily offering to the RUclips Algorithm. Blessed be the zeros, and the ones.
DAMNIT ARCH! this video is only 42:57 minutes long! you can keep going for another 42 minutes explaining the the types of temples and their modus operandi!
Just when I was getting bored, perfect timing !
_"A wee bit of a naughty boy"_ *Daily reminder that Drakan Vangorich did literally nothing wrong.*
So, with the defrosting that makes evasors basically Simon pheonix
The super secretive order that even random civilians seem to know about.
When you send a Vindicare to deal with one danger to the Imperium your a murderer.
When you send an Eversor to cleanse out the corrupted High lords of Terra your a Tyrant.
You sit back in your failure keeping the corps of the emperor smelling like roses your one of the Custodes.
cockstodes
How many hours from now do you think it will take for him to start talking about the fact that their bringing back Warhammer fantasy?
Wuuut?
Wait, they are? Did they finally realize why so many people call it Age of Shitmar?
@@hellishhybrid1839 the warhammer channel made a video announcing the return of the old world. In a few years.
Just stories tho? Thats what i took from it anyway, if ppl want to play warhammer theres nothing stopping them (providing you have a opponent, place to play)
@@craigstobbs9215 Nope - full gameplay, square bases and all.
Eversor: "REEEEAAAARGHLPHHFFT! BLOODBLOODBLOODBLOODBLOOD!"
Inquisitor: -_- "...can't tell if Khorne or Eversor. Clearly, Emperor help me, I have seen far too much shit."
Our lord inquisitor is back, and let the reunion binge begin!
Arch i respect you opinions on everything 40k i find it well reasoned thought out and pretty well grounded could you do a detailed video on why you find the beast arises book searies sutch a bad one like you did with the primaris mariens because i felt most of the same way about them
>tfw no callidus gf
How could you tell?
You would never find out about it in the first place. kek
the assassins have a better record of loyalty then the Astartes
What about the Beheading and the Wars of Vindication?
@@robertnelson9599 what about all the renegade chapters from almost every other founding?
The Emperor *always* knew. He simply allowed this all along; why? Because the Emperor protects.
Nitroglycerin stored in a bouncy castle at a McDonalds sounds...appropriate! No better place for it. ;o)
Been waiting for this one for long time. Great!
arch my dude you forgot about the secret 7th temple.. the temple of the ork sniper, now i know what your thinking? how could there be an ork sniper? well, enough account of people being killed by "ork snipers" that well you know how the warp is when enough people believe in ork snipers then by the chaos gods there will be a warp entity that is... a ork sniper, and since as you have said arch, chaos always wishes to feed itself. meaning well, the entity will start to... snipe people thus fueling the claim of "ork sniprs".... an in the case the imperium has shot itself in the foot . because well if this warp entity began to follow waaaaghs around well.. goodbye leadership or any astartis
Yay 40k lore video! Something new to listen to before bed. Thank you Arch. =)
“One shudders to image what inhuman thoughts lay behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and restrained cruelty”
-Describing the Eversor.
Assassin: “I’m not a Eversor, dad. I’m a Vindicare.”
Dad: “What’s the difference?”
Assassin: “What the be!? One’s a job, the other’s mental sickness!”
-Vindicare justifying his career.
Officio Assassinorum ❤️
Still waiting for an Ordo Sicarius Inquisitor model though. :(
Assassinhunters need some love, come on GW!
#VangorichDidNothingWrong
Should be “and their careless use” instead of “and there careless use”
Love the video Arch!
“Greetings and Salutations, to the Officcio Assassinorum”
Righteous individuals delivering the Emperor's swift punishment.
Officio Sneakystabby reform: Hey, can I copy your homework?
Codex astartes: Sure, just change it a bit, so it's not obvious.
So about what about Jeffrey Epstein's, inquisition arch?
really badass dude, choked himself to death after doing a summersault off the top bunk with a toilet paper noose round his neck.
They came from the little known Clintonus Temple
Done by a caladus lol
Every thing about them is “ya piss emp ya get his stabbing”
I might be the only one asking u arch to do more ork lore video, becuse i LOVE to hear u speak as an ork. I just imagine a big bad as f*** ork with ur voice, and i find it hillarius.
"Arch is like an ork at a teaparty"
Some guy from another comment thread
Lets revisited all of archs Lore Videos to compensaite for my starvation the Last few Weeks.
Suddenly the TTS Inquisitorial invasion on the Imperial Palace seems a reasonable happening.
Have to wonder what Sire Evesor looked like haha
Really good. Really liked the reading of certain parts.
Super excited for the Eversor video
An organization full of all flavors of assassins.
"Primarch ors"
That's almost as mindboggingly shit as the whole idea of how the Primaris Super-Duper marines came to be, almost made me projectile chuck across my computer screens.
Been looking forward to this one
Bloody excellent work as always Arch.
Would love to se a video series about the Adeptus Mechanicus
Great videos, rewatching while I have the chance...
About time you did another LORE video
Any plans on doing another ultimate admiral dreadnaught vid?