Discord Mods Be Like...
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2021
- We have a few rules...
Discord admins and mods are the most powerful beings to exist. Full power, complete control, nothing gets in their way.
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#Discord 
Игры
Subscribe and I’ll visit your house :)
Thats kinda sus
GOD NO PLEASE
No,god please no
DONT VISIT MY HOUSE
What if i already subscribed? Are you the noises i heard last night? Do have the physiclal ablility to spare me?
400 mb of plain text is literally hundreds of thousands of pages of server rules
if you look while its scrolling its the bible lmao
Notepad can't even open files that are that big
@@aMySour You are correct
Should be 400 000 000 characters (bytes) considering text files are only just bytes.
1 letter = 1 byte
400MB = 400 000 000 bytes = 400 000 000 letters
if you assume 1 page has 10k letters, it's 40k pages lol
“Everyone must read this”
*literally just the bible*
amen
A men
Amen
amen
amen
0:05 wait his profile picture changed
Hence sussy boi 😂
First Discord video is nostalgic
Its barley even 5 years old and u feel nostalgic?
"no religious discussions"
then the rules turns into the Book of Genesis halfway through. ultra based.
Thats sussy
666 likes 😳
Bible is based.
@@col7004 it's 928
Yo but Judas is kinda sussy not ngl lie 😳😳😧🤫
If you read the scrolling rules file, you can find rules like “no hacking”, “no witch hunting”, and “subscribe to beluga”
Wait, no witch hunting?
Well there go my plans for this weekend
@@redspy7050 Wait wait. It didn't say no Vampire hunting. Let's go do that!
I’m surprised it also said “no racism” “no sexism” “no hate speech” like isn’t that there entire personalities.
No dating :)
@@PhysicallyAwake Yeah, sexism is the one thing they excell at.
Its been one year, and I still watch this guy. I am so proud of you Beluga, and I can't wait to see how you grow.
im too...
I'm three...
Ive been watching him before this channel existed i was watching the lucid dream channel btw this is not my main acc
@@justalonelycapcutmaster7462 oh sorry i thought this was your main account, thanks for clearing things up
😳 sussy
Beluga's first discord youtube video
Mods putting a period at every end of every message is so accurate
superiority complex at the press of a dot
😭
I mean, it just proper punctuation
@@freddykrueger8076 it looks fucking weird now that you are aware of it
They are asserting their dominance by proving they have superior grammar.
“now i’ll block you”
“i’m an underage girl gamer”
“understandable. have a great day.”
Understandable have a great stream.
how to not get kicked from any server
HA
@@kalidmohammed5115 I do that every time
@penguin master what about my catboy pfp
Discord and Reddit admins/mods are like those school hall monitors that think they are tough shit telling everyone what to do and then you just go up and beat the shit out of em, give them wedgies, and then take their lunch money.
Or you just hide cocaine in their luggage before their family goes on a trip to Indonesia...
Ralph: 2 Messages per minute. Period
Me: At 0:23, You did 3!
Sussy rhyme I know
*"No witch hunting"*
**Sadly puts away witch hunting equipment and my pet witch**
Select employment status, BRUH HE 13
@@rosyhvideo2587 u know this guy rlly isnt 13
@@bogballproductions6342 Yes we do smh.
🧍♂️
@@rosyhvideo2587 Beluga’s older than 13
"You know the rules and so do I" fits in well.
Turtle approves
No I don't, pls tell me
yesssss
never gonna give among us up
Ayo
“fits in well.” 0:47
I remember watching this video as soon as it was out. Now beluga is an internet sensation and it took less than a year. Genius guy!
First ever discord video beluga made, what a legend
Evreyone talking about how he made the whole script the bible while no ones talking about how this discord mod just got ip-grabbed
this!! lmao i'm a little worried if nobody here recognizes that grabify is an ip grabber
never heard of grabify but makes sense as to what it does.
Also the that's what she said before the bible rules
Yeah
the guys search history after that:
HOW TO REASSIGN IP
HOW TO GET VPN NO VIRUS FREE
HOW TO HACK PERSON WITHOUT ANY INFO
wireshark free download no virus 100% working 2021 free download
Discord person: *Breathes*
Discord mod: *Calls the us military on them*
69 likes.
As all things should be.
@@TheGrammarNazi123 and what?
@@TheGrammarNazi123 where’d you get that from?
Including the Navy,the airforce
And most importantly The
*A-10 Thunderbolt ll* that goes
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
_Unless the person is an E-girl_
I can't believe he got famous in so little time! I'm proud of you, Beluga
0:58 Easter egg
How is it an easter egg bro..
It says subscribe to beluga
That doesn’t look like a eater egg
@robloxanimsyt5468 how
@@Tilou88292 They aren’t literal Easter eggs. Their just secrets.
I swear, This is fucking true, Discord mods are something else.
I used to be one. They demoted me and they all said I was dying inside but I never used it LOL. I was still new and I don’t use I anymore but I got rid of moderation cuz I never did use it anyway lol
the ones I've met are pretty friendly and nice ngl
I thought the myth wasn't true, until I joined Discord myself.
One was a middle-aged fat short lady who has no social life. One is an ugly girl who tries to pretend she has social life but in reality only has two friends that she catfished from online with an anime pic. One is a desperate middle-aged plump man who thinks he's slick with girls (but I thwarted that slimy snob twice lmao)
Ehhh... Not really
Yes
I'm from Pluto
The rules says "No religious discussions" but the entire Book of Genesis is literally in the rules
Yeah you can't discuss the bible, become Christian or Else.
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx that sounded like a threat
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx
Is that a threat? Also I’m not even Christian 😐
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx😳 stop being sussy baka
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx me using the newest space technology to find who tf asked:
And this, is how it all started...
I can't believe it has only been a year since a legend was born. Keep up the good work. 😄
"No religious discussions." "The book being the whole genesis." Understandable, Have a great day.
Hi
Well you see, removing genesis would be religious discrimination.
Ewwwww a brony
Damn it r/beatmetoit
@@mcdonalds8265 ?
one of the rules: "No flirting"
Discord mods after see someone with a e-girl pic: *sweating heavily*
"I am a mod, do you defy me?"
a
b
d
e
I love how the way he makes his discord videos never changed
ah yes, his first discord skit
"No flirting"
Also the mods when they find out theres a girl
Edit: looking through the replies I'm worried about y'alls mental health
ruclips.net/video/leFi43BUbHI/видео.html
also me when I find out theyrs a girl who is 8 in the sever
@@uno9915 YOU FLIRT WITH AN 8 Y.O?
@@altaccount393 he trolling dude 😂😂
@@altaccount393 yeah, a bit too old for me
Plot twist: he did all of that just to rickroll the admin
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised
and grab his ip
and grab his IP address
The link was a trackable link with a rickroll into it ik how to make those
2 hours well spent
Happy 1 year anniversary to Beluga's first ever Discord video 🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳!
This… is where the legend begin.
"All memebers must read the following text"
*10 pages of actual bible verses*
Did you misspell on purpose?
@@Minimum3Dashers probably
i noticed lol was reading torah minutes ago
@LoL Noob account your opinion lol
@@evart5374 i don't believe in the bible B)
“Whys it so long.”
“Thats what she-“
Little does Ralph know, she said the complete opposite of long.
True
O
4mb = 4cm
@@leonardovaldez6272 6 cm gang 😎
@@weliveinasociety1154 Im out.
*Beluga just slid into the server.*
And that day, a story was made
I was here when this started, and just came back. I didn't notice how much Beluga changed over time.
man really ip grabbed and rickrolled at the same time
Not just ip grabbed, homie got every single detail about his life
Edit nvm it was the other guy who sent the grabify link
As Ralph got rickrolled some builders on their break also got rickrolled, the timing was great XD
@@dearonskroll252 lmfaoo
@@maybeoptify _confusion_
LMFAO
Plot twist: the mod was testing out his new Discord Nitro
Lol
ruclips.net/video/MobkO51msMI/видео.html
HAHA
😂😂😂
Repent, for all have sinned and have fallen short to the kingdom of God
0:00 A legendary cat was born.
But not at that time
First discord video. Legend
I love how one of the rule is “subscribe to Beluga”
Didn't even notice
0:58 One of the rules is *Subscribe to Beluga*
What a sharp eyes or maybe the employers will likely to take you on the job. Well done👍🏻
So this means he was faking itv
Lool
*RULES*
1. No spamming
2. No hate speech
3. No eating from the tree of knowledge
Who asked
LMAOO
@@proboyxd5745 me
@@wumpoooo no you didn’t
@@proboyxd5745 yes I did
This is the beginning of a master
This is where the adventure started...
Ralph is so insane he bypasses the discord 100MB limit for files.
No man should have this much power
He bought discord nitro glycerin
the server wasn’t even boosted to lvl 3
@@HyperTextMarkupLanguage-HTML hacker man
@@cheezy_toenail1969 it was boosted to lvl hacker man
Ah yes, every good Christian server must follow the entire old testament for their rules.
Pray
Pray
Pray
@DIGITAL Fr wtf
Earliest I’ve caught you
This is where the true legend begin
This was the content we were waiting for
This legend read the full bible in 2 hours. Respect.
no dude he read dio'diary and memorized them
*dio's diary
it was actually 10 minutes
My pfp is less cooler :(
@@theaveragedink Still is nice though
"NO RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION"
Now please read the entire book of Genesis
Just genesis?
@@franceschik1 well we only see the first book, but it might imply there is the whole bible idk x)
@@SimplyQbe ralph is on crack😂😂😂😂
Genesis ain't that long, so I'm not worried
There is no need to study any type of books... Just understand what happening in your surroundings... Go beyond anything..
And so, the saga begins.
This video about every discord server ever is extremely accurate
"Everyone must read this"
Literally the declaration of Independence
The Bible, apparently
you know almost everything that says that is almost never read by anyone
It’s the U.S constitution 💀💀
Genesis 19:30 onwards
Incest xD
Discord Mod: "Send me a picture of your face!"
Person: I'm about to make what is called a pro gamer move!
grabs ip cutely
ruclips.net/video/leFi43BUbHI/видео.html
Pr0 vs n00bz
I knew what it was and I tried to pause it but twas too late
Thats something of illegal as i know
So this is where it began
the video beluga joined the server, the video that changed everything on his channel
>Every member must read the following text:
>The entire Bible
apple
@@Evan72782 yes apple
@@Evan72782 pear
@@Evan72782 orange
@@Evan72782 pineapple
I cant help but laugh when i see ‘Ralph’ type “sussy boy,” like what,
Sussy boy
Boy sussy
Sussy baka
@@musa_x1691 sussy baka balls
Fornite balls
i love that these perfect discord videos started nearly exact 1 year ago
And now a legendary series is getting started
if it kept making the ping sound everytime he talked, he’s being a hypocrite about pinging admins
I hate the users who don’t like to be pinged, yet pings their friends, or other users.
@@Bdal Personally I love being pinged. Makes me feel special
@@pipinell3755 same
@@pipinell3755 Haha.
@@pipinell3755 I love pings, but I hate unnecessary pings
First discord video. The start of a legend.
2:01 the first ever rickroll beluga did…
"the rules are simple"
The rules: the entire United States Constitution
Fun fact: The Indian constitution is the longest constitution in the world.
@@udhavvarma7097😂😂😂😂😂
@@udhavvarma7097 lol
and the entire bible
The rules: every single entry to the Scottish foundation
His Rickroll was so strong that he just blew Ralph's entire house.
It was cause the gravity link gave him address
Especially us
Also his hairline 😂
Best Rickroll
His anger blew the house up, just like Springfield was blown up by Flanders saying "son of a b*itch" instead of homer pressing the self-destruct button of the power plant.
0:10 i was laugh dying cuz how Beluga Say this is amogus server 😂😂🤣
And thus a legend was born
Rules: "No flirting / No dating"
Discord Mods: "It's not there."
lol
The rules aren't for mods
69 likes
@@thebananagod69 nice
Evening m'lady
The sad part is, this has just as much of a chance of being real as it does being a skit.
ruclips.net/video/leFi43BUbHI/видео.html
@@grayfullbuster2184 I shall not take the chance of being rickrolled
@@slanted7275 I promise it's definitely not a rickroll 😳
@@slanted7275 i verified, its not a rick roll
No
Beluga 's first discord video
Congratulations on 10 million
Ralph: We have a few rules
Beluga: proceeds to read every moment of the World War II
And the Genesis LOL
Seriously their rule almost is cold war agreement and moment.
If u focus, it's the bible lol
@@ilyasbaloch8598 Lol, I had to google what was : Genesis 18:1, yea what is that.
666 likes lol
Viewers must read the following text: Document of the Bible
woah you dont get any reply
@@jakegamerdog5087 yes
@@somerandomdepresseddude yeaah
the start of a legend
Fascinating how Belgua Videos Evolved
First few rules:
*reasonable rules*
Then its the entire bible
tbh some of those first "rules" arent really reasonable
"Subscribe to Beluga"
Hmm yes very reasonable
Only Christian bois get verified lmao
100% people who got verified is now a Christian because of those rules
Edit: STOP ARGUING IN THE REPLIES
My teacher forced me to read the bible 16 times when i was 13. I am still not religious
@@shocck1 the bible is literally an horror book
I like how everyone takes this as an insult
It's a good read
@@deadassbird3763 no, it is a good book :)
@@elizeuneto4482 it is
This was the start now hes all the way at 10m 2yrs later is crazy
The start of a legend
Plot twist: Beluga is secretly Rick Astley, that’s why he sent a rickroll for his face.
Good point
Plot twist: Beluga actually isnt Rick Astley but has a huge crush on Rick thats why Beluga sent it.
We're on to you Rick.
Oof I wrote that and now I saw ur comment. Now people gonna say I copied urs
@Jodo Panda feels bad man
Debate people when they start to lose an argument:
*Rules ---> Bible*
Who are you debating? A preacher?
ruclips.net/video/leFi43BUbHI/видео.html
homophobes be like :
@@Imgonnabeastar-Nayeon THEY DO BE PRO (like me)
@@usain6060 so you're a homophobe?
I like how the rules casually snuck in "Subscribe to Beluga"
Oh man first episode of the legendary Beluverse!
A mod was once talking about how it's so shitty that so many mods abuse their powers. Literally 30 minutes later they're threatening to ban someone over an argument "because they can".
Mods be like that they be disrespect asf and if u disrespect them automatic ban
I was in a server with an admin like that
He was only an admin because he wanted to do something with a bot and said it would be temporary (spoiler alert it wasn't temporary)
Server was shitty for other reasons, he certainly contributed. Glad I left
*"The measure of a man is how he use his power"*
-Plato
that's literally every mod ever
Typical mod behaveour
"the british virgin islands" seem like a pretty neat place
🤣🤣🤣
Cuz it is
*islas virgenes*
@@Cap_Cuervo * y a s *
trust me, they aren’t. take this from a Caribean person
When I saw the link I thought “that has to be a Rickroll. If I know this channel, it is going to be a Rickroll.”
“Beluga just slid into server” that word make beluga universe
"I Didn't write the rules"
The rules: The Bible.
I mean hes not wrong
Well, technically…he didn’t
@@mr.randomyt1097 He is mark, John and all the others at once
Thou shalt send a photograph of your face into thy among us discord server genesis 3:12
@@poopman4133 he is ralph
i think he broke the rule 516-14c: no rickrolling mods
@xn6nko ah wait. then it's rule 573-11e
@@lool8421 duh bro its rule 517-14c didn't you read the rules?
@@fmjcoffical what do you mean rule 517-14c is "no having discord open while in calls" are u okay?
I do that every time in a call lol
Btw it’s rule 515-14q
This is how the legend begins.
Dude omg i watched ur all discord playlist in 3 days.
"And mod said, let their be rules, and there was rules"
Bruh💀
Amen
i-
there*
Were*
"Beluga just slid into the server" and thus a legendary era began.
Beetle Buckaroo
It sure has baby head it sure has.....
A legendary era of abusing the algorithm, stealing music and making unfunny jokes
@@brodimations4388 why u even watching it lol
@@AboveAverageMan6 infact, I dont watch him anymore. Why would I continue to watch someone I hate?
Dude I remember this being first uploaded and begging for more of these, the old days were good
The beginning of the amazingness
I would rather lick a lions face than reading the rules.
I will do IT
@@theking88746 I still Remember the first person who say this , gotta said , he is in a better place now .
famous last words
"a" "lions" wut da f 😂😂😂
@@Tetopettenson1 wdym? it's not a plural it is a possesive 's
Ralph be like: oh so you wanna join the server, here's the rules: *sends the whole bible*
Am I Ralph??????
@@misc.shorts shouldn’t you know that
@@misc.shorts AH
In every possible language translated
@@yktnd I as a man can only know myself and I still don't even know myself
This is where it all started, good times
A life of discord mod:
*yawns* “it’s time to get something to eat” *goes to the refrigerator* “oh I forgot there’s nothing” “looks like I eat all the food yesterday” “ehh let’s order something at IHOP” *30 minutes later* “hello sir!” “Here is your Cin-A-stack pancakes, Belgian waffles, and Thick N fluffy classic French toast combo,” “ uh sir, I you forgot something, I also ordered a large Pepsi, and a chocolate cake” “oh shoot, I think i forgot about it” “YOU KNOW WHAT, SINCE CAN KEEP UP WITH MY ORDER I A’INT PAYING *grabs food* goodbye and you don’t get off my property in 1 Miniutes I’m calling the cops” *turns on TV and eats food* *10 minutes later* “alright it’s time for work” gets on discord” “any girls here?” “ME!” “Aw your profile is so pretty” “as your so sweet” “wanna be my BF?” “OFC LETS FACETIME” “ok but show me a pic of you” “ok *shows a pic of him without a shirt on* “ “you look fine now let’s face time” *they face time* “HAHA SUCKER I GOT YOU” “WTF IM YOUR A MAN PRETENDING TO BE A DISCORD KITTEN GIRL? “IM BANNING YOU” “gosh why can’t I get any cute girls?” “Time for a new server” “can someone show me their feet? “EW NO *gets terminated* “ok that’s enough discord modding for today let’s order some lunch” “Hmm should I do McDonald’s, chick-fil-A-, or KFC? “Ehh I’ll do KFC” *40 minutes later* “ hi sir-“ “HOLD ON AINT YOU THE SAME GUY THA FORGOT MY ORDER? How many jobs do you work?” *3* “anyway here is your classic crispy chicken sandwich, large fries with Honey mustard, 8 piece chicken nuggets, large Dr Pepper, and 8 chicken little sandwiches, your total will be 30$ cash or card? “Uh sir, wheres my chocolate chip cake, and Mac N cheese, also I ordered a spicy chicken sandwich not a normal one “also I ordered a large Fanta” “my bad sir I forgot” “this is the 2nd time you forgot and I’m not paying *snatches food* “ let’s go on discord and eat” “ minutes later” “ok I only banned 100 boys but that’s enough” “and that food was so good” *3 hours later* let’s order the whole McDonald’s menu of Dunkin’ Donuts *1 hour later* “let’s check my weight” “250 lbs?” “Eh that’s better than last year when I weighed 287 lbs” eh let’s go to bed
(Ik this comment was dumb and unnecessary but it was fun to make)