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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @Beluga1
    @Beluga1  3 года назад +36637

    Subscribe and I’ll give you a cup of water :)

  • @Omma
    @Omma 3 года назад +24595

    Why pay for nitro when you can say uwu and have 30 moderators offer to hand it to you?

  • @fiftyminutes
    @fiftyminutes 3 года назад +1547

    “We’re friends for life”
    Step 1: Point out that he just friend zoned you:
    Step 2: done

  • @FelixSR
    @FelixSR 3 года назад +5282

    Beluga: does literally anything
    Discord mod: *so you've chosen death*

  • @bengal1mapping
    @bengal1mapping 2 года назад +52

    3:41 Beluga being 19 but weight 31
    Skittle being 6 but weight 300

  • @HorseNuggets
    @HorseNuggets 3 года назад +1672

    The Discord mods, sorted by weight:
    Ralph < Pablo < Eugene < Lester < THEODORE GAWD DAMNN

    • @Palpatine420
      @Palpatine420 3 года назад +6

      True

    • @Mike14264
      @Mike14264 3 года назад +27

      Is that also their rate for evilness?

    • @Foxxey
      @Foxxey 3 года назад +66

      @@Mike14264 yes, it is mathematicly proven that more fat means more evil. This only applies to discord moderators btw (and redditors 😳)

    • @whiskey2-492
      @whiskey2-492 3 года назад +26

      You've forgot Pablo. Jr

    • @senpai515
      @senpai515 3 года назад

      Boiiii

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +6236

    "Sweetie. I'm a Discord Mod. I make millions."
    Theodore isn't afraid to flex his earnings I see

  • @gyropizzamozzarella1012
    @gyropizzamozzarella1012 8 месяцев назад +27

    Theodore was forgotten since this vid...

  • @lewis9s
    @lewis9s 3 года назад +688

    I’m starting to see a pattern with these discord mods,
    Lester: Gluttony
    Pablo: Wrath
    Pablo jr: Pride
    Eugene: Sloth
    Theodore: Greed
    Ralph: Envy
    Now we just need Lust even though they all kinda have lust.

    • @zoezzzarko1117
      @zoezzzarko1117 3 года назад +13

      Brilliant 💖

    • @Creamed_Corn_INC.
      @Creamed_Corn_INC. 3 года назад +18

      What about Lester?

    • @cozycottage5069
      @cozycottage5069 3 года назад +18

      @@Creamed_Corn_INC. Lester could be pride?

    • @ybs1527
      @ybs1527 3 года назад +1

      What about Ralph

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr 3 года назад +18

      @@cozycottage5069 envy, he banned beluga when "skittle Chan" showed interest

  • @CastleArcade1
    @CastleArcade1 3 года назад +650

    I can't believe I'm actually invested in the lore now

  • @Jake-ln6rj
    @Jake-ln6rj 3 года назад +4910

    I love how he spent $11 for a vpn so that he could get a $10 nitro

    • @ianmkgaming4522
      @ianmkgaming4522 3 года назад +145

      edit:now noone knows why there are so many people replying to me
      edit:why is so many people replying to this and liked my reply just whyyyyyy im still getting them its been almost a year !

    • @sus6788
      @sus6788 3 года назад +65

      @@ianmkgaming4522 limo

    • @greasemonkey9121
      @greasemonkey9121 3 года назад +51

      @@ianmkgaming4522 lomo

    • @mustached9056
      @mustached9056 3 года назад +47

      @@ianmkgaming4522 lama

    • @rafalrzeszotko
      @rafalrzeszotko 3 года назад +58

      ligma

  • @00Noontide
    @00Noontide 3 года назад +120

    The structure of this script is so dang good!!!! The plot twists give me nerd chills.

  • @vanillaextract9190
    @vanillaextract9190 3 года назад +701

    Good ending: The one on the door was belugas mom and Theodore actually went to Asia cause of the vpn

  • @isavel06
    @isavel06 3 года назад +487

    Theodore: "we are friends for life"
    Me: Did he just friend zone himself for life..

    • @Necrosis-00
      @Necrosis-00 3 года назад +16

      I think he did

    • @jaypolas4136
      @jaypolas4136 3 года назад +3

      Lmaoo

    • @frazixofficial842
      @frazixofficial842 3 года назад +3

      @@jaypolas4136 dude I saw your reply 38 seconds ago lol....

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 года назад +4

      I think he has been friendzoned so much that he subconsciously sees it coming

    • @UnYou
      @UnYou 3 года назад

      nightmare in life

  • @Mogi-MC
    @Mogi-MC 3 года назад +3674

    Theodore looks like he wants to sell me some KFC.

    • @NikiPg3d
      @NikiPg3d 3 года назад +13

      Ooh verified

    • @whisksksk
      @whisksksk 3 года назад

      Mmmmm

    • @duckboi7256
      @duckboi7256 3 года назад +1

      hey verified channel

    • @pnutonium
      @pnutonium 3 года назад +1

      I swear dude

    • @ZappEez
      @ZappEez 3 года назад

      How is Minecraft you tuber here????!!!

  • @iamnotjeff
    @iamnotjeff 8 месяцев назад +28

    Hey Beluga I got an idea for your next video, "Never Use An invisible Profile Picture...."

    • @unknown-qg2qj
      @unknown-qg2qj 8 месяцев назад +4

      Hey i have an idea take Theodore into your videos again

    • @iamnotjeff
      @iamnotjeff 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@unknown-qg2qj W idea!

    • @WolfleNotHarry
      @WolfleNotHarry 8 месяцев назад

      bro wut beluga alr posted it

    • @iamnotjeff
      @iamnotjeff 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@WolfleNotHarry r/whoosh

    • @unknown-qg2qj
      @unknown-qg2qj 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@WolfleNotHarry r/woosh

  • @coracoons752
    @coracoons752 3 года назад +2429

    This story’s plot line is thicker than any Netflix show I’ve seen

    • @me789.
      @me789. 3 года назад +9

      I disagree

    • @bruh8545
      @bruh8545 3 года назад +26

      @@me789. i agree

    • @golraggolnaz9575
      @golraggolnaz9575 3 года назад +11

      It’s thicker then my cat

    • @gabisucksatlife9149
      @gabisucksatlife9149 3 года назад +3

      this can be said about a lot of things for example any anime lol

    • @kaiba5271
      @kaiba5271 3 года назад +9

      Netflix shows don’t even have plots

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 года назад +3397

    I just saw Beluga once and now I'm really addicted to his videos. Anyone else?

    • @solxris6833
      @solxris6833 3 года назад +5

      joe

    • @lyfoon
      @lyfoon 3 года назад +10

      yep, join the club brother

    • @xerosis1825
      @xerosis1825 3 года назад +8

      Welcome to the club brother

    • @xixi5381
      @xixi5381 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @DR1FTIN
      @DR1FTIN 3 года назад +3

      Same

  • @AAvfx
    @AAvfx 3 года назад +2029

    Best concept I've seen in a while. Very disturbing yet entertaining in a new way. Next level stuff! Well done 👍

  • @skysinger7848
    @skysinger7848 3 года назад +22

    I love how Beluga was first reported near a common black volcano. That my friend, it the sign of a legend.
    Edit: Hol' up, both him and Skittle were last seen in Mexic-

  • @Hieraldrich
    @Hieraldrich 3 года назад +513

    Theodore: "You're mine now you sussy imposter"
    Beluga: _Send halp pls_

  • @vedangrode809
    @vedangrode809 3 года назад +2545

    The fact that he can buy NordVPN but not Nitro is believable enough to watch this series.

  • @ddiamond1572
    @ddiamond1572 3 года назад +718

    *Buys nord VPN* "It's not about money, it's about sending a message."

    • @helenaborgespeixoto7598
      @helenaborgespeixoto7598 3 года назад +6

      I don't have money to buy it tho.

    • @michaell.8687
      @michaell.8687 3 года назад +1

      And it's also useless 😂

    • @orpezo
      @orpezo 3 года назад +1

      but how to the mod find him if he used a vpn.

    • @zahraniatn2751
      @zahraniatn2751 3 года назад

      @@orpezo hiw did the mod find him* sorry i had to.

    • @kvxtr
      @kvxtr 3 года назад

      its an investment for the nitro

  • @Kat999xx
    @Kat999xx Год назад +12

    I was honestly thinking "I stepped on a lego" would be enough to win him over.

  • @Omma
    @Omma 3 года назад +700

    Theodore looks like a visual representation of Pizza Grease

    • @TheSw33tRose
      @TheSw33tRose 3 года назад

      Lol, i watch your vids

    • @dreamscat895
      @dreamscat895 3 года назад

      meoww

    • @thefuturistYT
      @thefuturistYT 3 года назад

      Ooo a verified commenter

    • @astroneural
      @astroneural 3 года назад

      Wouldn't the visual representation of pizza grease be a picture of pizza grease?

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 3 года назад +1

      @@astroneural What do you mean? This is the picture of pizza grease

  • @widerplainers7725
    @widerplainers7725 3 года назад +354

    He’s not just making videos, He’s curing everyone’s boredom.

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 3 года назад +5

      Wow not like I see this on everyone’s videos -_-

    • @veil9652
      @veil9652 3 года назад +2

      @@zillasaiyan1m274 just means they’re entertaining lol.

    • @zillasaiyan1m274
      @zillasaiyan1m274 3 года назад +1

      @@veil9652 it’s just so annoying to see the same comment on everyone’s video

    • @widerplainers7725
      @widerplainers7725 3 года назад +1

      @@zillasaiyan1m274 So what? I just wanna say the truth

  • @lolfoxmaster4870
    @lolfoxmaster4870 3 года назад +786

    Everyones talking about him buying a VPN to get nitro even tho VPN is more expensive, can we talk about Theodore finding his adress even tho he had a VPN

    • @04.sripranavnagabhatla44
      @04.sripranavnagabhatla44 3 года назад +4

      lol bro

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 3 года назад +5

      Theodore is a glowie. Everyone knows that only glowies are Discord mods.

    • @zombs0
      @zombs0 3 года назад +3

      he paid a hacker

    • @XoriasMC
      @XoriasMC 3 года назад

      Yeah

    • @AllahMonke
      @AllahMonke 3 года назад +4

      @@zombs0 U can't hack a person with a vpn

  • @massimofrate7247
    @massimofrate7247 3 года назад +16

    Beluga: speak to the Dicord mods
    Discord mods: you will never leave!
    Beluga: *become a girl*

  • @pocketfulofposies-
    @pocketfulofposies- 3 года назад +1723

    “strategy 2: ask nicely”
    Beluga: **pings Theodore 10 times**

    • @daanielrebonen6353
      @daanielrebonen6353 3 года назад +12

      Theodore had some mercy for 5 more pings. Theodore isnt like Pablo or Lester

    • @cpp705
      @cpp705 3 года назад +1

      Hello fake I know tumh ladka ho hehe bhai yeh trick mere dost baht use Karter hai cate girl not cute psycho girls rock

    • @heyitsgray1762
      @heyitsgray1762 3 года назад

      @@cpp705 kid what are you saying

    • @mandown3448
      @mandown3448 3 года назад +3

      @@heyitsgray1762 you cant call anybody kid if you dont know their age

    • @mandown3448
      @mandown3448 3 года назад +1

      @@heyitsgray1762 hes speaking hindi and hes saying that "i know that your a boy not a girl i know this trick also my friend use this alot"

  • @MrBrightXCVI
    @MrBrightXCVI 3 года назад +813

    Theodore: My toilet is solid gold.
    Beluga: 😍

  • @MohawkMan
    @MohawkMan 8 месяцев назад +7

    The origins of Theodore are truly legendary.

  • @Miqa.99
    @Miqa.99 3 года назад +390

    When you realise he friendzoned himself by saying "we are friends for life"

    • @ascenjix
      @ascenjix 3 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад +1

      XD
      Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

    • @broahahn8086
      @broahahn8086 3 года назад +17

      @@ZachzWinner Yeah I kinda hate self promoters

    • @enjei8903
      @enjei8903 3 года назад +5

      @@broahahn8086 reporters lol

    • @kunikidaspookie
      @kunikidaspookie 3 года назад

      Lol 😂

  • @enderslayer99og
    @enderslayer99og 3 года назад +470

    This lore is intense, but Takis are SERIOUSLY intense!

  • @DoggoDaOne
    @DoggoDaOne 3 года назад +764

    Me: Litteraly just started watching the video
    Theodore: *GET OUT*

    • @ThatRad
      @ThatRad 3 года назад +5

      You asked for RUclips Premium

    • @JustJaidenism
      @JustJaidenism 3 года назад +1

      @@ThatRad Premium My Pennsylvanian Behind.
      Just Use Vanced.

    • @erickedil6903
      @erickedil6903 3 года назад +2

      666 likes watf

    • @thatnwrdcrkid
      @thatnwrdcrkid 3 года назад +2

      Do what the god says

  • @JieMa-e3q
    @JieMa-e3q 8 месяцев назад +6

    Theodore: 2 years later, Makes Beluga 100% bald. 😂

  • @mizzy4488
    @mizzy4488 3 года назад +911

    "Strategy 2, Ask nicely"
    Beluga: *Spam pinged Theodore*

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад +2

      Strategy 2 failed successfully
      Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

    • @BruhMoment-fh8zc
      @BruhMoment-fh8zc 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @urbainleverrier1
      @urbainleverrier1 3 года назад +4

      That's nice alright

    • @aneek171
      @aneek171 3 года назад

      Wow it’s almost like that happened in the video no way

    • @kritixonmobile
      @kritixonmobile 3 года назад

      I see 666 likes when I see this comment 😭😭

  • @sunvieightmaster88
    @sunvieightmaster88 3 года назад +876

    Beluga: Nitro is expensive but VPN isn't

  • @samq9111
    @samq9111 3 года назад +741

    Everyone gangsta till Theodore says “ buttercup .. “

    • @afadidas100k9
      @afadidas100k9 3 года назад +6

      @Operator Pepe Yàgà the movie is not just titled "chipmunk"

    • @GlitchBoo_
      @GlitchBoo_ 3 года назад +1

      @@afadidas100k9 we can make it named that. Never underestimate gen z power.... never.

    • @afadidas100k9
      @afadidas100k9 3 года назад +2

      @@GlitchBoo_ ok

    • @BoosterMoment
      @BoosterMoment 3 года назад

      buttercup

  • @Arena10Ghost
    @Arena10Ghost 3 года назад +2

    Beluga: Can't afford nitro
    Beluga: Buys something more expensive than nitro to try get someone to gift
    Beluga: Smart

    • @numero57br
      @numero57br 3 года назад

      Did you mean... Smort?

  • @whnamyl
    @whnamyl 3 года назад +1846

    Everybody gangsta until his mouse works perfectly for once.

    • @DrChxrie
      @DrChxrie 3 года назад +3

      balls

    • @whnamyl
      @whnamyl 3 года назад +2

      @@DrChxrie pumkin balls

    • @cultsy1x
      @cultsy1x 3 года назад +1

      @@whnamyl Cool pumpkin balls

    • @Gustavo-po9bd
      @Gustavo-po9bd 3 года назад +7

      Wouldn't an anime boy pfp be more convincing?

    • @cris.ae11
      @cris.ae11 3 года назад +1

      @@cultsy1x warm balls

  • @autumnaeri9619
    @autumnaeri9619 3 года назад +3268

    The power Beluwuga and Skittle chan hold is incomparable.

    • @cookie73193
      @cookie73193 3 года назад +7

      Shaggy

    • @Djhdhskjsjsizisissj
      @Djhdhskjsjsizisissj 3 года назад +15

      @@Wildnolifer they are talking about when he changes his name :/

    • @birdlover8357
      @birdlover8357 3 года назад +11

      @@Wildnolifer they meant their discord name

    • @pinkpalette
      @pinkpalette 3 года назад +10

      OMG STAY

    • @kim-di3vw
      @kim-di3vw 3 года назад +1

      @@pinkpalette uh they already got over the “name thing” if u even have braincells 😃

  • @tsusususuki7691
    @tsusususuki7691 3 года назад +1804

    "Strategy 2: ask nicely"
    *proceeds to ping Theodore a hundred times*

    • @aiden2151
      @aiden2151 3 года назад +12

      COPY PASTE

    • @notexisten1
      @notexisten1 3 года назад +8

      @@aiden2151 PASTE COPY

    • @dahiana2d5
      @dahiana2d5 3 года назад +6

      @@notexisten1 PASCO TEPY

    • @mistycredo4861
      @mistycredo4861 3 года назад +5

      @@dahiana2d5 TEPY PASCO

    • @niiquito
      @niiquito 3 года назад +5

      @@mistycredo4861 PYTE COPAS

  • @ElghisY
    @ElghisY 2 года назад +7

    I love how he needs nitro while at 1:10 he has a 0001 tag so means he already has nitro

    • @JJroyalblue
      @JJroyalblue Год назад

      There's still a 0.01% chance that the tag was randomly generated, if so he is lucky (unless he actually has nitro)

    • @ElghisY
      @ElghisY Год назад

      @@JJroyalblue theres no tag anymore

    • @JJroyalblue
      @JJroyalblue Год назад

      @@ElghisY yup. Unless you still haven't updated it yet

  • @wetfrenchfries1809
    @wetfrenchfries1809 3 года назад +2534

    Inaccurate. Everybody knows Theodore's net worth is $850,000,000,000,000. He also has a solid gold Lamborghini covered in diamonds that's worth $435,000,000

    • @lucy-qe3jv
      @lucy-qe3jv 3 года назад +89

      he also owns bill gates
      guys let me apologize. i said bill gates instead of gill bates 😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

    • @RedstoneRangerMC
      @RedstoneRangerMC 3 года назад +9

      @@lucy-qe3jv yeld

    • @LOE_XD
      @LOE_XD 3 года назад +26

      Only 850 trillion?

    • @lucy-qe3jv
      @lucy-qe3jv 3 года назад +4

      @M o o r a t 1 2 yrs omg i was so wrong

    • @Quandal3Dingl3
      @Quandal3Dingl3 3 года назад

      Correct

  • @watapak
    @watapak 3 года назад +692

    Beluga: dosen't spend $9.99 on a nitro
    Also Beluga: *spends $11.95 on NordVPN*

  • @cmejv
    @cmejv 3 года назад +1369

    Beluga: "they need to be able to support a family"
    Theodore: *elon musk noises intensify*

  • @kamelingil
    @kamelingil 3 года назад +6

    Alternative ending:
    Beluga returns his name and rickrolled him.

  • @tinhashi9067
    @tinhashi9067 3 года назад +625

    Beluga
    Age: 19 Weight: 31
    Skittle
    Age: 6 Weight: *300*

    • @th_1337
      @th_1337 3 года назад +18

      Skittle be .1 taller tho

    • @MSDOSMemes
      @MSDOSMemes 3 года назад +6

      f a t

    • @dimitrifedorov6851
      @dimitrifedorov6851 3 года назад +12

      It’s probably the space suit that makes him heavy

    • @devanshhh_a
      @devanshhh_a 3 года назад +2

      Pls help 🙏🏻😭😭

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster 3 года назад +9

      Theodore
      Age: 69 weight: 420

  • @mono3093
    @mono3093 3 года назад +240

    WHY DOES THIS LIKE ACTUALLY HAVE A STORY LINE ARE WE IN FROM SOME LORE?

    • @Grizzy2023
      @Grizzy2023 3 года назад +7

      Yeah have you not been paying attention?

    • @illustriousme3172
      @illustriousme3172 3 года назад +15

      Yea man ofc. That's why homie skittle is missing. He sacrificed himself

    • @jamerszn
      @jamerszn 3 года назад +9

      @@illustriousme3172 rip skittle, my mans in Mexico 🇲🇽

    • @tsdbole1413
      @tsdbole1413 3 года назад

      So sad

  • @alphix266
    @alphix266 3 года назад +1065

    Beluga: Can’t buy 9.99$ nitro
    Also Beluga: buys 11$ VPN

    • @Goetaxd
      @Goetaxd 3 года назад +20

      "9.99$ it's basically 10.00$"

    • @arroba349
      @arroba349 3 года назад +8

      @@Goetaxd bruh

    • @m1lkG0lD
      @m1lkG0lD 3 года назад +3

      @@Goetaxd u ruined the joke :D

    • @chefsloth
      @chefsloth 3 года назад

      You can opt out server boost and only pay like $5 for Nitro lel

    • @areism
      @areism 3 года назад +3

      VPN is more useful

  • @Tsarbloonba
    @Tsarbloonba 8 месяцев назад +8

    Omg its the forgoten theodore!!!!

  • @mrsparky1530
    @mrsparky1530 3 года назад +2804

    *buys VPN for 11.95*
    Discord nitro: *is 9.99*
    *visible confusion*

    • @MrObamium
      @MrObamium 3 года назад +137

      That’s like saying, aww man I don’t have enough money for this. I don’t have $30! Lemme refill my gas for 45$ and grab the money back home……

    • @hrsuzz
      @hrsuzz 3 года назад +59

      Why would you spend money for emojis, server boost, etc, on Discord? It’s more about the value you are getting from spending your money on that.

    • @harmonious_choir
      @harmonious_choir 3 года назад +12

      It's per month tho

    • @inversebreaker9946
      @inversebreaker9946 3 года назад +11

      bruh my parents always do that

    • @NclogicLMAO
      @NclogicLMAO 3 года назад +3

      discord nitro is 9.99 a month though

  • @kelismaincharacter4925
    @kelismaincharacter4925 3 года назад +1318

    “Beluga was reported missing”
    Wait so Theodore was gay the whole time?

    • @lightningbobz1123
      @lightningbobz1123 3 года назад +31

      Vengeance Kill for Betrayal?

    • @will0wtr335
      @will0wtr335 3 года назад +12

      LMAO

    • @sus6788
      @sus6788 3 года назад +12

      Bruh... didn't think of it that way lol

    • @glitchyalex1054
      @glitchyalex1054 3 года назад +5

      bi maybe 👀

    • @Blis-0WHATow
      @Blis-0WHATow 3 года назад +26

      When Theodore came up to the house, he was devastated that he wasn't a girl, therefore, we could only think of the worse..

  • @luispars2799
    @luispars2799 3 года назад +2425

    It makes me laugh, that he pays 12 dollars for the vpn but he doesn't want to pay 10 or 11 for the nitro XD

    • @misterlanternz
      @misterlanternz 3 года назад +15

      Lmao yeah

    • @shadowdweller5094
      @shadowdweller5094 3 года назад +53

      ah but you dont understand this is life time nitro, worth lots more than $12

    • @shadowdweller5094
      @shadowdweller5094 3 года назад +8

      should be easy to get more now that they live together

    • @ugrnd
      @ugrnd 3 года назад +19

      Discord nitro is useless he buyed vpn instead because it's more helpful

    • @benign4823
      @benign4823 3 года назад +28

      "It makes me laugh, that he pays 12 dollars for the privacy but he doesn't want to pay 10 or 11 for the ability to use custom emoji XD"

  • @KIKI_ouYT
    @KIKI_ouYT 8 месяцев назад +18

    Who came here to see theodore 😂

  • @S.O.SStudio
    @S.O.SStudio 3 года назад +640

    The blushes after every sentence is funny.

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 3 года назад

      HELP ME I FOUND SKITTLE

    • @jazibmahmud2471
      @jazibmahmud2471 3 года назад +1

      69 likes 😏

    • @S.O.SStudio
      @S.O.SStudio 3 года назад

      @@jazibmahmud2471 welp not anymore

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 3 года назад +1

      I don’t know where but he got out of Mexico

    • @Goosea
      @Goosea 3 года назад

      That’s his id

  • @juststartingoff
    @juststartingoff 3 года назад +463

    I like how you couldn't afford Nitro but can pay for a VPN.

    • @tom34234
      @tom34234 3 года назад +15

      vpn useful nitro is a scam

    • @srijantanwar3245
      @srijantanwar3245 3 года назад +3

      Uwu

    • @Danger11007
      @Danger11007 3 года назад +13

      Nobody can “afford” nitro because nobody wants nitro

    • @mictos7705
      @mictos7705 3 года назад

      most likely these videos are staged, if you see a little bit of his videos it's basically the same... not sure why these show up in my watch list they're.... not funny

    • @hack4fun131
      @hack4fun131 3 года назад +17

      @@mictos7705 its meant be obviously staged dude. r/wooosh that went right over your head.

  • @cholula1432
    @cholula1432 3 года назад +300

    beluga: can’t pay an 9.99 per-month subscription
    also beluga: pays for a 11 dollar per month subscription only to get a 9.99 subscription

  • @blackwater02
    @blackwater02 3 года назад +2

    i love how there was a random picture of jimin when you spammed your keyboard into the search bar

  • @AgentKadir
    @AgentKadir 3 года назад +899

    beluga: *rejects 9.99$*
    also beluga: *accepts 11.95$*

  • @maybelater4600
    @maybelater4600 3 года назад +600

    if you guys dont know this guy was originally known for teaching people how to lucid dream, very odd that this i what he would be doing now. i like it though

    • @ghomariiisofiane2779
      @ghomariiisofiane2779 3 года назад

      whats that

    • @Mrvsg20
      @Mrvsg20 3 года назад +32

      @@ghomariiisofiane2779 it's where you dream but lucid

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander 3 года назад +36

      @@ghomariiisofiane2779 You're aware you're dreaming and can control them.

    • @LS-qo6ws
      @LS-qo6ws 3 года назад +9

      @@watchoutaggresivekirby2291 hey there, I hope I can help.. Where do I start hm. So if you try to lucid dream it's not good to tangle yourself around the thought to be awake in mind to lucid dream. This just makes it sow, at least as far as I know, that u don't really sleep at all you just kinda flow in deep Toughts wich can be expirience badly. Cause if you realise the situation but you don't know how to get out cause it feels bad, you feel something wich is described often as sleep paralysis. Anyway long story short. Just youse methods of lucid dreams that make you realise you are dreaming when you already are. That way you have none of the before said issues. I hope I could help. Ah and a lil advise, If u lucid dream try to not do it too much, cause dreaming is something essential to us humans cause we worke out problems that we couldn't work out at day, and this is just one of many processes happening while sleeping. If lucid dream your mind flows in a direction that u spontainlesly take, meaning that it doesent go along really well with the problem solving andclarity bringing properties of the sleep. So be careful. Wish u the best mate. And have fun :)

    • @soggyfriesz
      @soggyfriesz 3 года назад +6

      @@LS-qo6ws did that even helped him lol

  • @asukalangleysoryu002
    @asukalangleysoryu002 3 года назад +889

    The fact that "BelUwUga" blushed at the big mansion says a lot

  • @tabbyx9926
    @tabbyx9926 3 года назад +2

    Beluga: *Has the money to buy nitro*
    Also Beluga: *Buys Nord VPN which is around the same cost as nitro*

  • @michallebel3236
    @michallebel3236 3 года назад +269

    I like how literally every video is the same "pretend you are a girl" gig yet we keep coming back for it

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 года назад +16

      The beluga formula:
      Repeatedly zoom in on pictures of fat faces
      Mods with passive agressive language
      Pretend to be a girl
      HE'S IN TOO DEEP

    • @michallebel3236
      @michallebel3236 3 года назад +1

      @@Freekymoho I mean
      I dont mind the zooming
      but the resr kinda sucks

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 года назад +5

      @@michallebel3236 its not exactly high art. The zooming is a little mean too. Those are presumably real people being framed as internet creeps because of the way they look.
      I still laugh from time to time tho

    • @michallebel3236
      @michallebel3236 3 года назад

      @@Freekymoho Nobody said it is. It's just the video's aesthetic. About being "mean": The pictures are supposed to portray a "type", not to laugh at anyone specific.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 года назад

      @@michallebel3236 doesnt really matter, since it is still pictures of actual people getting put in that type

  • @WatermelonEnthusiast9
    @WatermelonEnthusiast9 3 года назад +989

    "We're friends for life"
    He just friendzoned himself for eternity

  • @najmaht.a.1314
    @najmaht.a.1314 3 года назад +1244

    “We’re friends for life.” Up side is he friendzoned himself, so that’s good.

  • @Asiangamer_dude69
    @Asiangamer_dude69 8 месяцев назад +2

    Theodore would not make another appearance until being forgotten 2 years later.

  • @habilucajericho
    @habilucajericho 3 года назад +1548

    Theodore: Be my wife.
    Also Theodore: We’re friends for life
    He friendzoned himself.
    Edit: That’s a lotta likes. Thanks, I guess.

    • @RandomGuy-dv7ju
      @RandomGuy-dv7ju 3 года назад +10

      here is the code from 1:13 11163711e0c8931646a41d566ddr-800-1605v2_uhq lol its real

    • @Logan-zf1ft
      @Logan-zf1ft 3 года назад +15

      @@RandomGuy-dv7ju It is though, go to images and you will see the girl's picture which is in his discord pp

    • @sbw4
      @sbw4 3 года назад +7

      Fubuki: no wife, friends!

    • @rileygunter9582
      @rileygunter9582 3 года назад +1

      OH

    • @rusty3073
      @rusty3073 3 года назад +1

      here’s ur 300th like

  • @comradekenya37
    @comradekenya37 3 года назад +318

    This series is turning into a series of series events, such as the dreaded mods committing crimes

  • @mithunmn3698
    @mithunmn3698 3 года назад +1366

    Fun fact: Beluga can buy nord vpn for more than 10 dollars but can't buy discord nitro for 9 dollars

    • @mikethe2238
      @mikethe2238 3 года назад +7

      oh god

    • @evereshorts8396
      @evereshorts8396 3 года назад +21

      𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘹

    • @rajkasera3920
      @rajkasera3920 3 года назад +19

      If u didn't know u can get a free trial version of Nord vpn with a fake credit card lol

    • @imrevig7261
      @imrevig7261 3 года назад +6

      I mean, if you ask me i would rather pay for a shark card in gta, buy the gaypressor and use it in pvp instead of buying nitro when it comes to the choice

    • @allisterthegreat6521
      @allisterthegreat6521 3 года назад +5

      Honestly id rather buy a subscription to netflix or a vpn than buy a discord nitro

  • @Hecker0816
    @Hecker0816 3 года назад +1

    Mod: You need Nitro.
    Beluga: But I don't have money.
    Mod: It's treason... Then...

  • @Zee_Mikimaws
    @Zee_Mikimaws 3 года назад +544

    Everybody gangsta till Beluga uses forbidden technique: gender swap uwu 9000.

    • @yosrrr
      @yosrrr 3 года назад

      he just like me frfr

    • @Lyrite
      @Lyrite 3 года назад +2

      More like an identity change

  • @BlessedSeal
    @BlessedSeal 3 года назад +293

    Plot twist: the moderator is in Theodore Roosevelt’s lingeage

    • @katpottz476
      @katpottz476 3 года назад +1

      that's why he got all that mun mun

    • @luislora8953
      @luislora8953 3 года назад +2

      Jesus that's like If George Washingtons son was a simp

    • @cure5626
      @cure5626 3 года назад +1

      *lingeage*

    • @luislora8953
      @luislora8953 3 года назад

      @Shae Leslie wait wut.

    • @luislora8953
      @luislora8953 3 года назад

      @Shae Leslie I'm boutta head out

  • @molotovic2449
    @molotovic2449 3 года назад +253

    *“dont “uwu” me.”*
    Is the best quote I’ve heard.

    • @23eli-_-
      @23eli-_- 3 года назад

      YOU CAN HEAR LETTER TOO

    • @Spr_t
      @Spr_t 3 года назад +1

      Why yes it’s the best quote you heard, but it’ll be the last you’ll ever hear. (if you understand, it’s a joke.)

    • @BigBlackMonkeyBoy290
      @BigBlackMonkeyBoy290 3 года назад +1

      “Don’t ‘uwu’ me”*
      (Sorry I had to)

  • @ozgamerab8780
    @ozgamerab8780 Год назад +1

    I like how Theodore didn’t accept Beluga, but he did accept a hot girl :)

  • @animeking5068
    @animeking5068 3 года назад +424

    I think nobody here is talking about the fact that BELUGA IS 19 BUT HIS WEIGHT IS 31 YET SKITTLE IS 6 AND HIS WEIGHT IS *300!?!?*

  • @GoldenNinja50
    @GoldenNinja50 3 года назад +387

    Beluga: Talking without nitro
    Theodore: We don’t do that here

  • @saturatedpeanut9284
    @saturatedpeanut9284 3 года назад +359

    I like how Skittle's missing poster says "have you seen this man" when the poster also says he's 6 years old

    • @gato_feliz605
      @gato_feliz605 3 года назад +13

      exactly, he's a grown man.

    • @hazardcreeper5697
      @hazardcreeper5697 3 года назад +8

      Weight 300 lol

    • @jamalfinglenut6026
      @jamalfinglenut6026 3 года назад +5

      skittle is an absolute unit

    • @mello9586
      @mello9586 3 года назад

      At least it doesn't says have you seen this woman
      Now that would be sus

    • @urmomL
      @urmomL 3 года назад

      That poster even said that he is not allowed on discord, because hes underage, LOL

  • @task-force9-7-87
    @task-force9-7-87 3 года назад +2

    Damn, first we lost skittle now beluga... *finishes loading M4*

  • @acetheshoe7239
    @acetheshoe7239 3 года назад +347

    Beluga: strategy 3…
    Me: lemme guess-
    Beluga: *becomes beluwuga*

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 3 года назад +5

      UwU

    • @oOOo-zk3xo
      @oOOo-zk3xo 3 года назад +8

      I noticed the uwu in there-

    • @fim...
      @fim... 3 года назад

      @@oOOo-zk3xo i noticed it in the video

    • @randomiser9713
      @randomiser9713 3 года назад +1

      It's like a final form for beluga

  • @PxychoCaxon
    @PxychoCaxon 3 года назад +781

    Plot Twist: Beluga was using a VPN and Theodore went somewhere else-
    LMFAO

  • @dust1293
    @dust1293 3 года назад +1050

    "you're a discord mod, am sure you make millions"
    LMFAOOO
    Edit: yo 1k please go check the video I made about Gantz, appreciate it^^

    • @rhearandom338
      @rhearandom338 3 года назад +31

      the discord mods watching:
      you guys r getting paid?

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @Eclipse_luna
      @Eclipse_luna 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @vandemayo
      @vandemayo 3 года назад +2

      I'm a discord mod for a regional gaming group and I've earned cash by companies paying me to promote their competitions and products so it's not all doom and gloom

    • @catwithahelmet961
      @catwithahelmet961 3 года назад +2

      i am a discord admin and do not get a dollar :cc_sed: oh we r not discord sed

  • @samlicskingdom262
    @samlicskingdom262 3 года назад +8

    He literally break through his Nord VPN shield

  • @Jtwoe
    @Jtwoe 3 года назад +113

    Beluga: *can’t afford nitro*
    Also Beluga: *can afford Nord VPN subscription*

  • @sanfierropolicedepartment6706
    @sanfierropolicedepartment6706 3 года назад +692

    Beluga: asks the moderator for money for nitro.
    The same Beluga: buys a new IP address.
    Why buy nitro if you can buy an IP address and deceive the moderator?

    • @SteveMutt
      @SteveMutt 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @wandoblx
      @wandoblx 3 года назад +1

      My brother said i can get new potato if i can get 1k subs

    • @brandon_cai11
      @brandon_cai11 3 года назад +12

      @@wandoblx stfu

    • @LeysnotLays
      @LeysnotLays 3 года назад +3

      @@wandoblx nobody care, win your sub instead of doing this

    • @brandonjeffery8023
      @brandonjeffery8023 3 года назад

      If you went around buying everything you wanted in life right when you wanted it then what's the point? Sometimes you have to work for the things you desire.

  • @iStealth.
    @iStealth. 3 года назад +841

    I feel bad for beluga, anyone else feels like they want to buy him nitro?

    • @Shlaq
      @Shlaq 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, you're true iStealth

    • @aneliyaasenova7373
      @aneliyaasenova7373 3 года назад +13

      I'm poor so i cant-

    • @DuncanXD
      @DuncanXD 3 года назад +6

      I’m poor

    • @diofan57
      @diofan57 3 года назад +9

      buy me nitro instead

    • @killaerial
      @killaerial 3 года назад

      me of course

  • @Man20032
    @Man20032 2 года назад +2

    Skittle and beluga: Missing
    Me: uhh how did this happen?

  • @dak3042
    @dak3042 3 года назад +2761

    Fact: Theodore is richer than Elon Musk.

  • @Ak-fo6fs
    @Ak-fo6fs 3 года назад +639

    struggle goals 😭:
    "I got 1 hour sleep"
    "I stepped on a lego"
    "My toast got burned"
    "My cereal ran out"

  • @steyahh3012
    @steyahh3012 3 года назад +229

    Beluga: doesnt buy nitro: $9.99/month
    Also beluga buys VPN for:$11.99/month

    • @steyahh3012
      @steyahh3012 3 года назад +9

      @@slmbensibel8892 no lol first thing i did when I saw the VPN thing was this

    • @Koltane1030
      @Koltane1030 3 года назад +16

      @@slmbensibel8892 last time I checked no one gave a shit he’s just spreading something funny

    • @Dovsaspa
      @Dovsaspa 3 года назад

      slm ben sibel lmao this is a popular meme format and most people picked up on the joke

    • @JollyRancherGeno
      @JollyRancherGeno 3 года назад +1

      To quote a wise man:
      "It's not about money... it's about sending a message."

    • @rupt_.4858
      @rupt_.4858 3 года назад +2

      Yeah cause discord nitro is a waste of money lmao. I would rather buy a VPN than nitro.

  • @Md5offical
    @Md5offical 2 года назад +1

    “You need nitro, Sweetie”
    Theodore=Pablo confirmed

  • @pobbofig2269
    @pobbofig2269 3 года назад +266

    "We're friends for life"
    Uh oh, looks like Theodore is stuck in the friend zone

    • @Charlice6969
      @Charlice6969 3 года назад

      Lol he finna be friend zoned forever lol

    • @zikkyheheh
      @zikkyheheh 3 года назад

      the one thing he didnt think about

    • @Charlice6969
      @Charlice6969 3 года назад

      @@zikkyheheh lol he finna break down once he finds out lmao

  • @dasherunstoppable5529
    @dasherunstoppable5529 3 года назад +872

    Theodore: we're friends for life
    Lmao he really just friendzoned himself

    • @banan9432
      @banan9432 3 года назад +5

      Yeah ur the only one who pointed that out but have legit no replies

    • @slothicc
      @slothicc 3 года назад +4

      @@banan9432 someone else pointed this our, that guys has WAY more likes and replies than this one

    • @banan9432
      @banan9432 3 года назад +2

      @@slothicc oh I didn't see

    • @chromaticfox2553
      @chromaticfox2553 3 года назад

      BRUH XD

    • @vigi1antvort3x41
      @vigi1antvort3x41 3 года назад +6

      @@banan9432 That's because bananas don't have eyes.

  • @drawde5762
    @drawde5762 3 года назад +221

    how does he make discord feel like an intense horror movie lmao

    • @waffelo4681
      @waffelo4681 3 года назад +2

      Lolol

    • @dan-us6nk
      @dan-us6nk 3 года назад

      The characters, of course

    • @Dat_man
      @Dat_man 3 года назад

      I hate the dude

    • @nga4031
      @nga4031 3 года назад

      Whats the intese music called

  • @Menublol
    @Menublol 8 месяцев назад +3

    Theodore is back after 2 years

  • @gaeunnies
    @gaeunnies 3 года назад +496

    Plot twist: Theodore is Pablo's alt.

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 3 года назад +114

    And now only one hero is left...
    PABLO has to save them

    • @i_love_memes5438
      @i_love_memes5438 3 года назад +5

      PLOT TWIST

    • @fnafmaster_1
      @fnafmaster_1 3 года назад +4

      DUN DUN DUN!

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад

      Pablo the savior
      Btw i know you guys hate self promoters but I just got a new edm song out called Scramble and would be glad if you wanna check it out :)

    • @nxptqne
      @nxptqne 3 года назад +1

      And lester and eugene xD

    • @justyouraveragecorgi
      @justyouraveragecorgi 3 года назад

      What about Becky? Her minion memes possess astonishing power.

  • @PJIOMG
    @PJIOMG 3 года назад +108

    Fun fact: If you can do this successfully you will always have nitro

  • @mattysee159
    @mattysee159 3 года назад +2

    I like how both skittle and Beluga went missing on April 25th, but for Beluga, right before it showed both, it said July 8th.
    🕵🕵🕵🕵🕵😎😎😎😎

  • @imbored.2228
    @imbored.2228 3 года назад +765

    "You are clearly, my future wife."
    What real Fubuki would say: no no, frends!

    • @wild.flow3r
      @wild.flow3r 3 года назад +10

      family is better

    • @RandomGuy-dv7ju
      @RandomGuy-dv7ju 3 года назад +10

      here is the code from 1:13 11163711e0c8931646a41d566ddr-800-1605v2_uhq lol its real

    • @kapitan_igloo3821
      @kapitan_igloo3821 3 года назад

      @@RandomGuy-dv7ju Stop it

    • @NovZoom
      @NovZoom 3 года назад

      @@kapitan_igloo3821
      Okay, make him.

    • @sbw4
      @sbw4 3 года назад +2

      Cultured people!!!