Table News: Animals Gone Wild!
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- Опубликовано: 21 июл 2022
- Dolphins, Bison and Alligators! Oh My! Comment down below your best animal story!
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“Found a cat” that’s always a story I want to hear.
In an airport... for three weeks.
Dibs on the movie name!
Call it... "The Purr-minal"
...I'll see myself out.
@@jamesnoneyabizness5611 No, no, no. Stay.
@@ric0Ia._ Well... if you *insist*.
:)
Nah that's a masswhole story I love cats but screw massachusetts
@@jamesnoneyabizness5611 a glorious story of a new friendship based purely on puns. Truly this is the bright side of the RUclips comment section
The animals are crazy, the states are dealing, and the Gov just does not care anymore. Meanwhile, on my personal home front, the kids in my life are voraciously looking for nationwide news stories just to see if they can keep up with Ben Brainard. And I am here for every bit of it. Good show, Sir, now and always!
Anyone going to talk about the climate change we’re feeling it now more than ever
@@Li_Am_17 nah people are giving up
you should do a bingo card with the stories, that'll be fun
Texas offering no details makes me think there’s about to be a lot more animal stories…
I saw the video of the emu, the poor thing was running around in a busy intersection.
Though we also had cows on the loose. They just snacked on some lawns and hung out in the shade.
The camel was hit by a vehicle and killed 🙁 along with a bull. There was also a zeedonk but that one was rescued.
@@grmpEqweer Once we had bull loose in Albuquerque on one of our major roads, Central aka old route 66. It was running in to cars.
An alligator that had been protected by a park for 11 years was slaughtered illegally and the cops can't do shit about it...
@@booksandbutterflies2151 why not?
I am remembering how in a different video Florida said he wanted to airdrop alligators into northern states to see how they acted ….. I think he actually succeeded
You have to appreciate highlighting the suicide hotline, not a joke on it and towards the end for people to take notice. Lots of respect there
Massive
Here is a recent dark fact that is not a joke. Alabama rose the price of the suicide hotline from $.50 a minute to $2.00 a minute. Mississippi made the suicide hotline a collect call only. In Kentucky only Verizon phone company allows you to call the suicide hotline and all other phone providers come up busy. Louisiana made it illegal for women to call the suicide hotline for any reason. Texas pass a law for if a fetus dies before it come to term to be an actual baby, it is now considered a suicide and the woman gets charged in assisted suicide. In Florida if you are a person of color that calls the suicide hotline between 10:00 pm to 4:30 am it is now considered a felony. It cost $45 a call in Utah for the suicide hotline. In Georgia the suicide hotlines don’t work on the weekend or holidays.
Pennsylvania are now paying people $25.00 an hour to $43.00 an hour to work for the suicide hotline.
Maine has been name the number state with the least amount of Suicides for the year 2022 so far.
@@joshportal2808 That sounds like a lot of discrimination (LA, Texas, Florida) and then every other state listed (besides ME and PA) making things a million times worse to everyone.
@@joshportal2808 Wait what? Where are the sources? I'm genuinely worried
I would love to see the sorces... as a hotline worker who has taken more then one fem caller from lousiana... this just isn't correct...
Yay! You squeezed in the Pikes Peak peanut pusher! He did it in 6 days. He broke the record!
There's a record???? Someone (or more than one someone) has done it before?
@@erinpenn7745 oh yeah! The first guy did it in 1929 because he lost a bet. The guy who did it in 1963 set a record of 8 days. The guy who did it last week did it in 6 days.
@@rayganrambles lmao i live in colorado and this is the first time ive heard this
@@chompus3161 He's from Manitou. Nuff said. I love that weird little town.
@@rayganrambles it was going to be Manitou or Boulder. Of course.
But seriously, how is this the first time I’m hearing about- aww! I’m gonna miss Buffalo Bill Days…
I'm so used to the states squabbling with each other (aside from FL and Loui) that the 'What's up, lobster man?' from KY seemed especially sweet 🥰... States, working together!
:D You missed the Florida story where an Alabama man's hauler caught fire and he abandoned ship but also freed the cattle so they wouldn't burn to death. It was 70 head of cattle and they caused a 30 mile back up on the turnpike that lasted hours :D
Few years ago a hauler got clipped by amtrak and 200 pigs learned how to fly in Illinois.
@@Questfinder1 Pigs on the wing.
Nice of him to free them. Screw the traffic. But, they were probably on the way to slaughter anyway.
@@markgigiel2722 Not necessarily; cattle is a pretty general term so they could be young or dairy cows or something. Still, releasing them means they don't have to suffer one of the worst possible deaths.
@@curiousKuro16 70 of any animal getting burned alive in a vehicle fire would be horrible. They would be screaming.
I'd like to add that a couple days ago here in Virginia we found a gator in someones pool, Florida really wants their state bird to thrive huh
GATORS ARE NOT THE STATE BIRD
its the state flower.
@@harrypootis9519 forgive me I get the two mixed up, both are colourful
We did?
@@funkytime69 yea pretty sure it was in Roanoke or Richmond can't remember off the top my head
Nah, we just started a new program, for every 10 yanks that move here we send their home state a gator. We're hoping it persuade them to stop moving here, you know fearing for the safety of friends and family and what not.
I heard about the whiskey made out of crabs on NPR they tried some on air. They said it doesn’t taste like crab but it is a kin to fireball. I believe it’s made from the invasive species called green crabs found on the East Coast.
Is there anything they can't make whiskey out of?
sounds tasty
The West coast has a problem with invasive green crab too.
@@rhodawatkins4516 As long as there is enough carbs for the yeast to do their thing, no.
On behalf of my fellow Australians, THANK YOU for pronouncing "emu" correctly.
There’s a wrong way to pronounce it?
@@SugarandSarcasm Yep - I've found that most people from outside Australia pronounce it ee-moo. I can't speak for anyone else but hearing it said that way makes me cringe.
The Dutch ( I’m Dutch) says if ‘em-U
I scrolled down looking for an Australian to warn them not to mess them emus.
Looks great, Ben! I’m beyond thrilled that a couple of the news stories I suggested made the video! 😊😊😊
Love this series so much! It's the reason why I'm trying to learn more about the U.S states, as my knowledge of them is almost none! :D
Oh my goodness. I live here and I feel like I barely know anything about some of the states!
Easy start with Iowa we have 10 million pigs and 1 million people oh and a bunch of corn.
As a person who lives in the city, that had the dolphin appear. Let me tell you, it was the talk of the town.
I didn’t hear about it in Stamford! Tell me more!
Thank you for spreading the word about 988! If it saves even one life, it's worthwhile...but this should save many many more, so it's great!
988 will call law enforcement who can show up at your house and have you locked up in a hospital against your will. Involuntary hospitalization doesn't prevent suicide. They are a traumatizing human rights abuse. Tell 988 to pledge not to call the police!
Hi Ben!!
Thank you so much for creating this series!!! Not only does it keep me informed, it keeps me laughing! I have Hypermobility Spectrum Disorder (HSD) and my pain can get really really bad! So thank you so much for keeping me laughing!!!🥰
I have fibromyalgia and a lot of spine issues, so I’m in a similar boat. I love these videos. On my Bad Days™️ I often come back to them because it helps distract me from the pain.
@@Annie_Annie__ I have fibro and arthritis and I'm 63. Weed helps. Ibuprofen helps, but It's bad for ya.
@@markgigiel2722 I’m well past ibuprofen. I might as well take M&Ms for all the good it does. I take Lyrica and Celebrex but the help is minimal.
Weed isn’t an option because it’s illegal in my state and the cops here would rather harass people with an ounce of weed or gummies they got in California than fight real crimes.
Been trying to move out of this trash heap of a state for years in favor of a state with legal weed or at least medical mj (among other things), but no luck. We seem to be trapped here.
Day 1 post my second round of chemo and this has me rolling with laughter. Respectful hugs to all of you with chronic illnesses out here! It’s wild!
Washington: I air lifted a bunch of goats out of a national park. Though that didn’t happen this week
Nebraska just missed being in the video, first confirmed mountain lion sighting in Lincoln city limits.
Every time I see there’s a new video, I get really excited. Thanks for keeping us laughing in a world where things seem to just be getting worse.
YAY IOWA WAS FINALLY IN AN EPISODE
LETS GO
as the Nat'l Park Service says, 'Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows'!
It's a yearly thing I swear. People go to the national parks and all common sense goes out the door. I remember once where a grizzly bear was chasing an elk and people were taking pic on the side of the road.
Nice. I'm surprised my mom didn't tell me about the river dolphin though.
I really needed this now…doing a bunch of college prep training courses that word things like I’m five
And here I just thought it was animals around me being weird. I nearly pet a possum bc i mistook it for my cat (I just saw it out my peripheral vision) and I got about 3 feet close. Nearly walked into some skunks on different occasions. A groundhog was trying to climb into my pool. Fun fact: they’re great swimmers. A possum tried to come into my house. Got jump scared by a deer. Turned around and SURPRISE a deer about 5 feet from me. And finally a pregnant snake is just chilling by my door for the past few days
I pet a pussy, mistook it for a cat.
a pregnant snake? don't they lay eggs? you sure it didn't just eat a big rabbit or something?
@@winchesters4life34 most snakes lay eggs But the one outside my door is a Dekay’s Brown Snake and they give live birth. Garter Snakes also give live birth too!
@@winchesters4life34 and Dekays are small snakes. They eat mostly worms and slugs. I had a pregnant one a few years back and she’s identical to my late girl Deloris
@@winchesters4life34 LMFAO... That makes sense.
There was this time a guy in Harlem was caught having a tiger, an alligator and three other animals in his public housing apartment. It was in 2000s.
Man gov literally just said stop speaking at the end, he must be livid.
He's got... *other* problems.
DON'T ASK.
@@jamesnoneyabizness5611 what..... *Other* problems does he have?
@@sambsonlambson5500 Ah, you know just,
_The Supreme Court._
Thanks for the announcement on National Suicide Prevention Lifeline phone number change. I lost my sister to suicide and I support this organization. Please seek help if you need. Ben, thank you for your awesome videos. I seek them when I need a laugh.
*puts Gatorade out for Louis* 🥤
Maine: I actually wanted to talk to Kentucky
Kentucky: What's up Lobster Man?!
Best line of the video.
To be fair, we Michiganders 100% would eat that alligator if they actually find it.
Michigander here. Accurate. I'm already looking for ways to buy alligator meat. I'm curious if it actually tastes like chicken.
@@FireSwan16t no Sam it's a lizard. it tastes like a lizard.
@@winchesters4life34 Supernatural 🥰
@@FireSwan16t yeah lol. glad you understood that reference or that would have been awkward.
@@winchesters4life34 maybe lol. Can't go without the boys.
There are 69 likes. I can’t change that or Florida would be disappointed.
There less than 20
Florida is the best gator dad❤️
6th shark attack this summer off shore Long Island, NY. New Yawk shud of bin featured in this ep.😂
Just change the name of this series to "The Florida Show."
Monarch butterflies are now considered an endangered species!! Now that's wild!!
Wow seriously?!
The bison thing has been going on for a long time, believe me, it’s hilarious
This is the kind of news I can get behind.
America is almost Australia now. Only thing missing is a kangaroo actually being in North Carolina.
Well a wallaby is one of my favorite animals from Australia. And as a North Carolinian - we apparently have a snake problem in Raleigh - ie ones not native to the state.
As a Gastonia native yea and recent sub I’m truly honored and will be donating to your channel also you are never alone there is always someone willing to listen #suicideawareness
As a Wyoming resident we know not to mess with the bison, but every year there are tourists who don't take the warnings seriously and get too close. smh... Love the outfit too btw XD
W-which one
Do the tourists ever score a point? or is it like Bison 100 Tourists 0
@@aussieginger1960 yeah no lol, tourists never win, unless a win is "severely injured but still alive"
@@michellebeaulieu8118 So Croc rules. Got it!
outfit was good, accent could use a little work though
Brain eating amoeba would explain so much if it appeared in Florida.
New York forgot to say we got sharks at the beaches now🤣🤣
In the last few years, Alligators have been found in North Texas as well. What is going on?! 🐊🐊🐊 🤯 😮 🤠
*Looks up from desk and at Pikes Peak.* "Pardon, what?"
So glad to see Connecticut here!
Hey I’m finally early to one of these! Love this series been watching since 2020 lol
Wisconsins outfit always cracks me up!!
And here I thought Ben would be happy to hear about a city loosing it's police.
Just ask Missourians how to handle West Nile. It's a yearly thing already.
Some get it without even knowing it, heck I might've had it without knowing. The state don't care, basically only St. Louis does testing for it, so rest of us never know.
We would if low income folks could have healthcare without also needing foodstamps, that many never get approved for, like us, again 😮💨
I thought the brain thing was in Missouri already, so many lost their minds. 😏
Animals have gone more than wild they’ve gone chaotic
What’s up lobster man
Fun fact:
The rattlesnakes in nevada have started to evolve without rattles
This is more informative than most news stations
Thank you for your skits! They bring me so much joy and I look forward to them every time they come out. I’m day 1 post-chemo and I haven’t stopped laughing since this one came out!
Entire Springfield police force quit, 3 officers? Were the names Clancy Lou and Eddie?
You videos just bring me so much joy. Thanks from Florida.
Damn this one was rapid fire, bravo!
Live action animal planet😂😂 also will you come to Florida!
We had a 6 footer in Mission Lake at Moody AFB, GA, when I left there in 07. Leave it alone. It leaves you alone.
Ben, im disappointed. you mentioned that animals are going crazy, and you don’t talk about all the shark attacks off Long Island and Fire Island?! there’s been 5 in the past week, 2 within 24 hours, and 1 just happened yesterday a few houses down from where i’m vacationing!
So that's how emus won the war... they sent their officers to study Texan tactics.
I’d love to see more North Carolina, can you put something on the serious drug problem going on in places like Durham, Fayetteville, Winston-Salem and I’m sure other places
As a Georgian, I like to see Georgia more often, not sure if it is a good thing though…
The old number for the national suicide prevention hotline still works. They just got a new main number so it's hopefully easier to remember.
That's good. Imagine people trying the old number and it didn't work, so they just gave up.
So the wallaby was actually in my friend Mom's yard and she posted it to Facebook in good news it was found and returned
Technically there are blind dolphins in indian rivers so that can happen
What’s funny about the Illinois thing is that here it’s not even called the dmv it’s called the secretary of states office
Okay, who's selling baby gators to the Northerners again? (And not telling them how big they grow! Or not to flush them down the toilet!)
"It's so cute!"
...Seven years later, it escapes after eating the Chihuahua.
@@grmpEqweer 🤣🤣🤣
988 sometimes sends police. It shouldn't be called unless it's absolute urgent. Lots of people have been confined to a mental hospital against their will
Y'hear about the lady who got eaten by a grizzlie? She was camping when the bear came by the first time, she managed to scare it off. She was offered a hotel room afterwards and she refused (dumb idea) The bear came back again and I'm pretty sure we all know what happens next.
Last week a camel from a zoo in Minnesota bit the keepers head while transporting it and dragged him and when a 2nd one came to help him then he got bit and dragged
An emu and a wallaby? Australia is invading!
It didnt happen in America, but in Estonia a cab driver saved a Duck and her 12 chicks who were stuck on a busy road, he took them to a river
That's awesome news!
The low country part of GA knows how to handle gators, trust me. I just moved from there, that part of GA and SC feed them in the waters and name them 🤣
I love seeing bens notifications
So, about a year or so ago, that "Brain-eatting amoeba" was also in Texas' water supply.
Because of the Californians there, the amoebas probably starved
Yey Illinois was represented!!!
I used to live in Pelham NH and there being a bull on the loose is so funny
Why would you move????
Right on 38 by Discount Madness. The bull was from Dracut. Some cowboys from New York chased after it on horseback with lassos.
Shark found in Northwest Georgia last week... it swam up the Oostanala River
Is it me or does it sound weird? Like the mic is broken or something
Not just you. Came here to comment the same thing
Yeah I was about to say the same thing
The sound does have noticeable distortion for me too.
Earrape episode
@@somerandompersonontheinter9211 the earapisode
Apparently, Arkansas firefighters found a kitten in an ATM. Predictably, they named it "Cash".
So glad to see Illinois! It was very accurate as always
Ben as Georgia has always been stunning but now with the longer hair god damn I think I’m in love👀😍
I have an animal story. An emu once bit me. I probably didn’t make wise choices.
Thanks for the longer content! Nice video
The Dolphin was seen in Norwich, CT about 15 miles from the shore.
About the same time as the fight and shooting at the rotary. Norwich is crazy
Love these, dude! Keep it up!
Dude! The wallaby thing was in my neighborhood!!!
The Raygun shirt for Iowa is perfect!
And now Florida has giant African snails too!
gov not knowing that dolphins live in the ocean is probably my favorite part
Thank you 🙏 😂 🙏
I live in New Orleans. I had no idea we had a national daiquiri day. Then again I don’t get out much and I avoid the tourist areas and I never drink alcohol. Think I’m living in the wrong city lol. (Yes I was born and raised here)
If you visit here a great place to go is city park. It is beautiful. It has beignet stand, A sculpture garden, Children’s museum, art museum, lots of different areas to walk. A big lake a wooded area. Kids playgrounds and more. A lot of people don’t know about this place.
Ya need to go ta baton rouge Fer that
I drive for Uber in NOLA, I send people to City Park all the time whenever Cafe du Monde comes up. Partially because it's the better option and partially so there's one less group of people trying to cross the street in front of the Decatur location. Also I wasn't aware we had a national daiquiri day either, it's not like we need a reason to get one on the way home.
“That’s just the DMV”
Gj Ben, gj
Also, the Baca County sheriff's department warned potential criminals in Springfield that they can fuck around and find out what will happen.
Illinois doesn’t have a DMV. We have Secretary of State’s Offices.
I feel like you're making good on the "air drop gators into the other states" thing I heard at your show.
In FL a guy got his pinky bit off by a shark. The kid was worried about it biting the boat. Lmao
Hi Ben I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate your content it makes serious topics funny while also but a little informative keep it up I would love to keep seeing you making videos
Can't wait to see you perform at the Funny bone in Hartford. :)
Props for "wooder" and the WaWa mug, but they should really go with a Villanova or Temple hat instead of Penn State.