We don't sit straight, that's for sure. I freaking love this stereotype. Part two here: • How Bisexuals Sit Part... Part three here: • 8k Sub Special! How Bi...
"So you are bisexual?" "....Maybe..." "Is this actually accurate?" "maybe" "So that is why you laid down on the floor and didn't even try to sit correctly? At least a little bit?" "Definitely. That is 100% accurate." "Do you regret it?" "nope"
Sometimes I worry that I'm not actually bisexual, and that it's a phase. And then I remember that I sit on most chairs cross-legged with one foot over the other and I feel reassured.
The way you sit doesn't define your sexuality. The concept of bisexuality is: you like both genders. If you like both, you're bisexual. If not, you're anything but bisexual.
Long ago all the chairs lived in harmony every thing changed when the "sit like a lady" attacked only the bisexual master of all the sitting techniques could stop them
So true haha I think my teachers have a growing suspicion of me because I either sit like L from death note or sit backwards or if we are sitting on the floor my arm is like 🙃 yep we are going on the chair
A stereotype is not a defining factor (I know this is a joke I just want to clear it up) That's like saying a person isn't LGBTQ+ because they don't have an overwhelming obsession with frogs You sit however tf you want (within reason) you're still a bisexual, unless you realize you're not and that's ok too You are you and miniscule stereotypes do not change that :)
I just realised that "sit like a Lady" and you have detention are my default sitting positions because at first i was like "haha sitting like this to annoy the heck outta my homophobic grandma who im not even out to yet" but i dont think its a joke anymore
I was sitting on a chair yesterday cause I was at a friend's house n she doesn't have a couch and I LEGITIMATELY did allllll these poses. I AM THE SUPERIOR BI 😤🤧🤧🤧✨
The “so you have detention” sit proves that Steve is bisexual Edit: WHY ARE SO THERE SO MANY LIKES?!? Thank you so much! Edit 2: holy crow thanks for all the likes! The first comment was when there was 200 likes! Now it’s 1.8k
Sitting like a lady is very annoying to the point I stopped wearing dresses just so people stop yelling at me to "sit like a lady" cuz apparently all men are perves and my sitting position would cause problems for them even tho I would be sitting at an important meeting where everyone is supposed to look straight up. Not down to look at any women with their knees a few inches apart from eachother. My legs wouldn't even be spreaded much and I get yelled at so I love this pose of rebelling against it.
@PurpleKnight737 You can be biromantic and asexual yes, just not bisexual and asexual. As for my romantic orientation... I don't have a single clue lmao.
1:15 everybody is saying it looks like Rantaro sitting position but like can we litteraly ask who the he'll sits like this.. If you do... Let's hang out 😳😳
The fact I usually just sit on the floor or ground: Funny memory: My friend threw a b-day party and invited me okay so im there and they didnt have enough chairs out yet so I sit in the grass they came out with more chairs and gave me one even tho I refused it so I kept it next to me the whole time while still sitting on the ground✨
When chairs have armrests: new sitting positions unlocked. But yeah, I never sit correctly unless I'm at school. I broke the kitchen chair a few days ago just from putting my feet on the bars under that seat all the time.
Omg😂 a lil sorytime here - Last year in summer we had a simple party in the garden with my friends and when we were sitting around the 'campfire' at night one of them who was really drunk just suddenly broke the (plastic)chair and idk how XD The only thing you heard is a loud crack sound and a big man falling backward XDD.. and the funny thing is that like 2 mins later he tried to sit down on the same f.ing chair and the same happened again 😂😃 /sorry for my english mistakes I'm not native hehe xD
i sit in chairs with arms, putting my legs over one arm and using the other as a backrest. another thing I do is with big comfy chairs, and I just do the detention one but I'm laying on it.
1:18 one of my friends sit like this every single fvcking time he’s in a chair and has told one of our friends to take his shorts of because he was wet (from water). I’m convinced he’s at least bi.
If you’re bisexual, but you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend, you’re not bisexual. *You’re bi yourself.* Edit: The reply’s are making me laugh rn and thanks for the likes overnight
You forgot to do the “sitting with both legs on the chair” kinda like cramped up in the corner of the room when you get anxiety but on a chair, if that makes sense lol
Self: "Pfffff I sit normal"
*looks at self*
Self: "I mean not right now obviously"
obviously.
Me right now lmao
Thought that for once I was sitting correctly right until she did the pose I'm in and the realisation hit me
I thought I sit normally until people started calling me out to sit like a lady, I was like "BISH NO!"
I am the 3
"Sit like lady!"
Dissaster
Mental breakdown
You?
@@bubaluaman638 I am ALL
"so, when did you discover you are bisexual?"
"It all started when sat on a chair-"
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED
When you “sat” on a chair
''Once when I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana. And of course that changed my life.''
And I ate a cake
🤣🤣
“why are you sitting on the floor like a frog.”
“im bisexual”
LMAO
Ah yes
indeed
fuc yes
Ah that explains it
As a bisexual, I can confirm this is how I sit in a chair, but most of the time I just prefer to lay on the floor for whatever reason
Nice. sitting on the floor is pretty amazing 😂
Floor is fun. Also protogens are cool
I love just laying flat on the floor anywhere anytime. Idk why.
THIS IS SO REAL
I feel like me relating to most of these methods of siting on a chair is one of my other confirmations about me being bi
I'm so glad you relate, fellow bisexual! Remember, you are valid!!! :D
See I'm a lesbian and I do this having to tot through a whole process rn-
Especially the scrunched tho- idk it's just fun
SAME ive been like hmm idrk if i am but this confirms it
I'm lesbian and i sit like these... so now i'm sitting here and questioning myself again... back to square one i guess!
FOR REAL. That’s literally how I sit EVERWHERE. Many positions. Even in class
I am only bi in class lol
@@lol-jx8uf Oof theres like 10 bi people in class
Same
SAMEEE
Same 😀
This is why the ancient Romans only sat on couches, they’re easier for bisexuals to sit on comfortably.
Oh so THAT's why. It all makes sense now LOL
I mean, there was no definition of sexuality at the time, just love, so I guess we're not all that different?
Yes. I hate chairs but the couch is my home.
No, but when I sit on a couch I slide down until my neck is on a 90° degree angle
Yea i usually sit on couches
I’ve known about my bisexuality a long time and didn’t know about this stereotype. Looking back at my life , this now makes so much sense
So many options! So many possibilities!
Haha yeah :D
The wonders of people bisexual, so many options
Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙
I know right!?!?!!!?!!!
@@Olivia-ox4xj nah, bisexuality is the attraction to 2 or more genders (with preferences)
‘Oh so you’re bicurious?”
“Yeah”
“Why?”
*points at video aggressively*
Bicurious?
@@azurii it means that you don’t know whether or not you are bi, so you’re exploring
Very true true
@RaneemGaming Play :3 why? Are u stupid? or a 3 year? old or are u just homophobic?
“this is probably a jo-“
*is doing the first pose right now*
“oh..”
SAMEE
SAME-
Lol same- but honestly i still don't know if I'm ready bi-
samee
omg yes
"So you are bisexual?"
"....Maybe..."
"Is this actually accurate?"
"maybe"
"So that is why you laid down on the floor and didn't even try to sit correctly? At least a little bit?"
"Definitely. That is 100% accurate."
"Do you regret it?"
"nope"
Sometimes I worry that I'm not actually bisexual, and that it's a phase.
And then I remember that I sit on most chairs cross-legged with one foot over the other and I feel reassured.
see i perch on top of the chair but i don’t know that i even like men i’m probably a lesbian but i sit bisexual
The way you sit doesn't define your sexuality. The concept of bisexuality is: you like both genders. If you like both, you're bisexual. If not, you're anything but bisexual.
@@ventischair9576 i know HAHA i just find it hilarious that i’m absolutely confused about my sexuality and every stereotype i am is that i’m bi hahaha
@@rachaelanderson3928 it ain’t that funny-
@@ventischair9576 obviously people dont actually believe that if u dont sit like this u arent bi or whatever its a joke
Me: It surely isn't rea-
**sees the first sitting pose**
*just a coincidence*
Most of us bisexuals barely ever sit on chairs anyways but when we do this is the positions we like-
Y e s
Hehe
Yeshh
That is a fact about us 👌
Truee
I can relate
“Tch I sit normally on chairs”
*realizes I have in fact done all of these*
Same👁👄👁
Lol same
Same-
Same🚶♀️
same
You forgot the, "sitting on my own damn leg until my foot looses circulation."
OOF I feel CALLED OUT lol
@@AirlocksandAviaries Spoken from experience
Every single day. It's hard to get used to walking afterwards lol
I know it hurts after awhile but it's so comfortable during those few minutes that it works
YES, but also the "my legs are crossed, but my spine's not straight" and the "one leg above the another forming a 4 with my legs"
"Sit like a lady" is just how I always end up sitting
Yup. After years of my mom scolding me it's just natural.
Me to
I been doing that since years when I got to Pre k or kindergarten
I've always sat like lady, never been corrected. (Maybe when I was younger)
SAMEEE
I sit like this all the time. AND not ONCE did my mom so called " Correct " ME.
“Sit bisexuals how”
“Watching for thanks”
This video quickly turned into: “Ways to sit on a chair creatively.”
Peter parker it is!
Yoooo we got the same style pfp your Tanjiro I’m Nesuko BIG BROOOOOO
No
Yep lol
An interesting documentary on the ecology of bisexuals in the wild
XD
XD
XD
XD
I love how these progressively got more and more chaotic.
LOL! I did that on purpose, I'm glad you noticed! :D
Lol
The fact that I have always been sitting like this even before figuring out I am bisexual was a sign from the destiny 💗💜💙
“Are you a bisexual?”
Yes
“Do you actually do all of these?”
Yes
“Do you regret it?”
*no*
Me-
Dame....
me literally
*me a lesbian who does all these things* : 👁👄👁
Same
How does one learn such master chair sitting techniques?
Years of practice and uncomfortable chairs, I believe :)
@@AirlocksandAviaries i think bisexuals are just born knowing this
@@Steelfist-i47 yes, yes we are
Long ago all the chairs lived in harmony every thing changed when the "sit like a lady" attacked only the bisexual master of all the sitting techniques could stop them
@@theguardian4964 True 😂💖
This is my addition:
The "Sit like a man!"
**Proceed to sit cross-legged**
Literally me and my crush
@@2.hyeon_tak.17 **proud**
@Neon_ Blueberry Hello extraordinary Neon
😳👌
@Neon_ Blueberry I- *y e s*
Honestly, I just realized that in my class I was the only one who sits weird 💀💀
how is this not viral?? i have done all of these at least once in the past month
haha awesome :)
YES
Past week*
Mom: Why can't you just sit straight?
Me: Because I'm not, straight that is
True(^.^)
lol
Underrated comment.
Lmao
Me: *likes sweater weather, sits in like 99% of these positions, gets called a lesbian by my parents and grandparents*
Also me: Nah bro, I’m straight.
Me also sitting like 99% of these positions
Lol smae
Same*
The same kkkk. I think they would'nt belive me even if I had a boyfriend
I was waiting for my current position until the third one showed up-
when you're pansexual but you still sit like almost every single one of these:
Relatable
So true haha I think my teachers have a growing suspicion of me because I either sit like L from death note or sit backwards or if we are sitting on the floor my arm is like 🙃 yep we are going on the chair
Sameeee
Dam SO. TRUEE
Same
Me: “yeah I sit like a normal person”
Me again: **sitting 2 legs up**
@꧁MushroomFox꧂, Same- 👀
Me: "I sit like a lady"
Me: *sitting with 1 leg up"
Me: "yeah totally"
Ikr
I sit like that’s it’s really comfortable
Yh Its rlly comfortable lol
Totally not me at 3:58am
Omg your pfp I’m in love with it 😩😩😩
As a bi person I can confirm that i do sit in all of those poses-
when your bisexual but dont do these sitting positions:
me: well...time to question my sexuality...again..
Same finally someone who break rules :’)
Lol
A stereotype is not a defining factor (I know this is a joke I just want to clear it up)
That's like saying a person isn't LGBTQ+ because they don't have an overwhelming obsession with frogs
You sit however tf you want (within reason) you're still a bisexual, unless you realize you're not and that's ok too
You are you and miniscule stereotypes do not change that :)
@@A._.MurderOfCrows frrr, stereotypes are really annoying
I’m bi too XD and I don’t sit in any of theses positions as well
"You sit like a spider lol"
*"No, I sit like a bisexual."*
Stop your hurting my bisexuality
I just realised that "sit like a Lady" and you have detention are my default sitting positions because at first i was like "haha sitting like this to annoy the heck outta my homophobic grandma who im not even out to yet" but i dont think its a joke anymore
Annoying homophobes is amazing, keep up the good work. ;D
I was literally sitting in the one leg up position when I saw this and I can't stop thinking about it anymore
I was sitting on a chair yesterday cause I was at a friend's house n she doesn't have a couch and I LEGITIMATELY did allllll these poses. I AM THE SUPERIOR BI 😤🤧🤧🤧✨
The “so you have detention” sit proves that Steve is bisexual
Edit: WHY ARE SO THERE SO MANY LIKES?!? Thank you so much!
Edit 2: holy crow thanks for all the likes! The first comment was when there was 200 likes! Now it’s 1.8k
I'm so glad someone noticed that! :D He sure is.
LOLLL RIGHT??
We have the:
Annoying "captain America"
And the bisexual captain America
Who both like james
Minecraft steve? HE CAN’T SIT
I always said it, same with James Buchanan Barnes
me, a straight who sits in most of these positions: *I never knew I was bisexual*
Me a bisexual that never sits in most of these positions: *I never knew I was straight*
Same
@@deismuarti 🤣🤣
This is one of the stupidest things I've seen
'disaster part 2' and 'missing the point' hit TOO HARD lmao
Me looking at the creativity pose:
THAT USED TO BE MY “ROCKET SHIP” WHEN I WAS FOUR
No wayyyy. That used to be my train😂 and I would get big boxes, sit them up the long way and call that my rocket ship😊 I miss those days
Foreshadowing
I used to pretend I had a rickshaw and would take my stuffed animals places!! *creativity 5!*
I may be asexual but I am the “Sit like a lady!” Lol
Same
Same here
Same, but i just sit like this when im alone, at home or with friends so.....
The fact that I’m pretty sure I’ve sat all of these ways throughout the day lol and it’s only 2pm
There's still time to sit silly in many more ways!! :D
I can confirm as a bisexual that I cannot sit in a chair properly
"Oh so you're bisexual?"
"Yes"
"Name all the sitting positions bisexuals do"
But that is simply impossible, there are so many
lmao
No the brain can not comprehend
There is too many-
When im upset i sit like the mental breakdown
This called me out on so many levels.
Ikr
I like how I’ve literally sat a lot of these positions, and yet I’m straight-
Or am I-
Me too 😂😂 (Im straight.... Am i? )
Same here cus I’m like I think I’m straight or am I now
Ive done one of the sitting positions and its one leg up
Lmaoo
AHA
Thanks for showing me the "thats not how chairs work" one😊😊😊😊
"So...you have detention" is kinda like how Rantaro Amami (Danganronpa V3) sits 👁👄👁
I headcanon Rantaro being bi soo yeah.
*it does look like how Rantaro sits*
Yashiro Nene *It is how Rantaro sits*
*s u s* 🤔
I swear the " Sit like a lady" sit got me.
Sitting like a lady is very annoying to the point I stopped wearing dresses just so people stop yelling at me to "sit like a lady" cuz apparently all men are perves and my sitting position would cause problems for them even tho I would be sitting at an important meeting where everyone is supposed to look straight up. Not down to look at any women with their knees a few inches apart from eachother. My legs wouldn't even be spreaded much and I get yelled at so I love this pose of rebelling against it.
I was waiting for it cause I do that one the most even when I wear a skirt
Omg 😦 I LOVE ur pfp!!!!
@@sleep_paralysis_demon0526 I love yours too!
The peter parkour: L From Death Note
You have detention: Rantaro Amami from Danganronpa V3
No no, not ''Rantaro'' is Avocado
Well
@@kaito2386 KAITO MOMOTA?-
Omg Rantaros bisexual 😳
@@cowboylikecrizzta of course he is
3 years later and this still portrays us perfectly 😅
me: *clicks the video* lets see if i cann relate
you: *shows the first posture*
me: *looks at myself* *SCREAMS*
Am I bisexual???
"So...you have detention" looks like: "Rantaro Amami"
Ikr I was just about to say that
wait but like lol that's the first thing I thought
It's the Coolio movie starring Michelle Pfizer (pun intended)
.-.
same
Everyone: why can’t you just sit normal?
Me: It’s my mental health, i choose the seating posture
وي ايشبو دا
Lmao
Up top is just pure gold for comfort
Like I have never just decided to not do it
Even in class
It’s just so fucking great
absolutely, I just did that in class today 😂
“Scrunched” is literally my fav way to sit
Sameee!! I do it in class
Same.
@@madilynforever5624 Do you not get in trouble for that?
idk why but it's so comfortable jfjdkdks
@@madilynforever5624 same here
You forgot the "Constant shaking of feet or leg while sitting down." position.
indeed.
Lmao that's me
Is this this really a thing? 😂😂 Because if it actually is, now I understand why I could never sit calmly without moving my feet or legs😂😂😂😂😂
*Yes*
Oh, so I'm bi. It's 100 000%
Why is this accurate.
Many years of evolution. Then there is sitting.
(Ty fro the likes)
@Hanifa Yeasmin 😩
fro. ❤️
The “one leg up one” I looked down and I was sitting in that exact position
doesn't at least everyone sit like "the disaster " at least one time in a lifetime?
thats me
This is truly pogs
Yes
Why is this not blowing up it's funny and true
I honestly don't know lol! I'm glad you liked it! :D
Some people can’t handle the truth, sadly
Me, an ace, watching this sitting like the first one: *H-hold on...*
I just sat like that today
@PurpleKnight737 I’m bi-romantic and asexual👋
@PurpleKnight737 You can be biromantic and asexual yes, just not bisexual and asexual. As for my romantic orientation... I don't have a single clue lmao.
FR, i just sat there questioning my sexuality.
SHE RA
1:15 everybody is saying it looks like Rantaro sitting position but like can we litteraly ask who the he'll sits like this.. If you do...
Let's hang out 😳😳
I sit like that 😳
@@dango9024 same lol
@@dango9024 come
Me who’s bisexual: this is accurate
Same lollll
Yes
Ew gacha kid
same
Yes
The fact I usually just sit on the floor or ground:
Funny memory:
My friend threw a b-day party and invited me okay so im there and they didnt have enough chairs out yet so I sit in the grass they came out with more chairs and gave me one even tho I refused it so I kept it next to me the whole time while still sitting on the ground✨
I sit on the floor i keep my food on the table and eat😀🤚
@@Popooppooo OMG sameeeee!
@@alextodoroki5866 i never LIKE TO SIT ON chair
Cuz its uncomfortable 😩🤚
But i am rn
@@Popooppooo I only have one chair I find comfortable XD
When chairs have armrests: new sitting positions unlocked.
But yeah, I never sit correctly unless I'm at school. I broke the kitchen chair a few days ago just from putting my feet on the bars under that seat all the time.
xDD❤
Ah yes the bars, I still put my feet there LMAO
@@shiraishi_official3132 same lmao
I fell off my chair at breakfast once
Omg😂 a lil sorytime here -
Last year in summer we had a simple party in the garden with my friends and when we were sitting around the 'campfire' at night one of them who was really drunk just suddenly broke the (plastic)chair and idk how XD The only thing you heard is a loud crack sound and a big man falling backward XDD.. and the funny thing is that like 2 mins later he tried to sit down on the same f.ing chair and the same happened again 😂😃
/sorry for my english mistakes I'm not native hehe xD
i sit in chairs with arms, putting my legs over one arm and using the other as a backrest. another thing I do is with big comfy chairs, and I just do the detention one but I'm laying on it.
me: pfft this isn’t true
**realizes i’m sitting on the floor with one foot on a chair**
how i sit:
**sits normally**
**most likely falls of chair**
Me: literally sitting with one freaking leg on the chair
Also me: DEFINITELY NOT ME
Edit: yes this did happen a few minutes ago NO FAKING
LOL nice :D
"Thanks for watching" ❌
"Watching for thanks" ✅
Me being a bisexual and doesn’t sit like most of them: I guess I’m straight🕴
Thats a real problem! Just kidding 😂
Lol same
Me being a straight person and sits like most of them: I guess I'm bisexual 🕴️
Oop I feel bad-
Same girl
My heterosexuality realizing I can sit in all those ways: Guess I'll die
I guess u bi😂😂
Jkjk
I’m literally having dinner sitting in “sit like a lady” xd
"If they can't sit straight, they can't be straight either." -your fellow biseggshuwall
1:18 one of my friends sit like this every single fvcking time he’s in a chair and has told one of our friends to take his shorts of because he was wet (from water). I’m convinced he’s at least bi.
0:34: "The Peter parkour"
Does that mean L is bisexual?
Y U S
me, a pansexual:
*_🎶 I’m levitating 🎶_*
This is the most relatable RUclips vid I've ever watched
omg thank you 😂
@@AirlocksandAviaries No problem human
i’m not bi but this is literally how i sit all the time 😭😭 like nothing else is comfortable besides this
I just realized i have been doing the "One Leg Up" my whole life...
Me too!! Lol😂
Omg same-…
@@lovelyuser0011 who me?? in that case ty! ig? :)
SAME!!!!!
Me to
when you sit like that all the time and you never knew you were bisexual:
😳
Hm. I'm not. But I sometimes sit like that. It depends
@@Spicyytofuuu i’m not either lmao i just sit like she did all the time
@@z0326 coolzies
now all I need is "how pansexuals sit" video
I WAS WAITING FOR THE SIT LIKE A LADY ONE-
If you’re bisexual, but you don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend, you’re not bisexual.
*You’re bi yourself.*
Edit: The reply’s are making me laugh rn and thanks for the likes overnight
?????
Edit: now I get it, lmao
69.
You mean, Bi yourself 😂
Not all Bi's have to be single ig-
•Rabbit Ruiz and the Crewpostors• - Its a joke?
" *thats cap* "
" *me sitting in those positions* "
" *oh uhh...* "
You forgot to do the “sitting with both legs on the chair” kinda like cramped up in the corner of the room when you get anxiety but on a chair, if that makes sense lol
oh yeah that's another good one, as an Anxiety Haver I relate 😂😭 lol
1:16 "The Rantaro Amami"
If you know, you know.
Danganronpa Pog
YEAH-
as a lesbian, i can do nothing but man spread.
Valid af.
You have detention...
The cool teacher is in detention i guess.
This is 90-100% accurate. No stretching at all.
Thanks! :D
Many people ask in school
“Hey why do you sit so weirdly”
I just stare :)
XD
the "so..you have detention" position is actually comfy
Ya
"That's not how chairs work" GOT ME DYING
So.. you have detention
Rantaro Amami: .... I've been caught
Rantaro is bi confirmed
@@lylajustanotherkid4557 Y E S
@@lylajustanotherkid4557 I have many headcanons for danganronpa Characters and almost all of them are bi