"Baldur's Gate 3 but I only fight with salami" | Asmongold Reacts

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Комментарии • 327

  • @MSnow-pu4qs
    @MSnow-pu4qs 8 месяцев назад +1638

    The fact that there's more than one viable salami build makes it all even funnier

    • @budoshi1981
      @budoshi1981 8 месяцев назад +13

      Could he do this build with any weapons ?

    • @jfm4068
      @jfm4068 8 месяцев назад +58

      the salami meta is alive and well

    • @vyst8132
      @vyst8132 8 месяцев назад +13

      @@budoshi1981most, yes

    • @interessiertermatheschuler8405
      @interessiertermatheschuler8405 8 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@budoshi1981yeah its just a meh dual wield build. He wasted lots of levels on throwing that is kinda useless.

    • @ravvvv11
      @ravvvv11 8 месяцев назад +4

      better than D4 lel

  • @comradewarners
    @comradewarners 8 месяцев назад +895

    Thank you so much for reacting to my video! Just got 1,000 subs yesterday so this means a lot! 😄

  • @greensmurf221
    @greensmurf221 8 месяцев назад +1203

    Only in BG3 can you become the meat fighter.

  • @MysteriousStranger95
    @MysteriousStranger95 8 месяцев назад +703

    I can't believe I'm using my time in this life watching salami playthrough reactions but here we are

    • @Enhancinat3
      @Enhancinat3 8 месяцев назад +12

      its a surreal moment for all of us

    • @eddobh
      @eddobh 8 месяцев назад +7

      that's 2023 for you, -baby- person on the internet!

    • @thebrewingsailor9172
      @thebrewingsailor9172 4 месяца назад

      Such is the power of Larian Studios.

  • @wublebuble8554
    @wublebuble8554 8 месяцев назад +447

    >reacts to baldur's gate III video
    >says he will play it
    >he doesn't play it

    • @lautarotrefilio4773
      @lautarotrefilio4773 8 месяцев назад +67

      you must be new here

    • @Electronica27
      @Electronica27 8 месяцев назад +62

      >Talks shit about starfield
      >plays starfield
      Same reason Jerma plays Gollum, it's for the funny

    • @dazza761
      @dazza761 8 месяцев назад +39

      @@lautarotrefilio4773 the newest cope is cyberpunk. he will never play it either lmao.

    • @darkadia6520
      @darkadia6520 8 месяцев назад +4

      I thought for sure the salami would win him over

    • @GezzarTV
      @GezzarTV 8 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@dazza761he doesn't like rpgs that aren't souls likes

  • @digitalhouse6969
    @digitalhouse6969 8 месяцев назад +500

    They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.

    • @evident5961
      @evident5961 8 месяцев назад +38

      This line is engrained in my mind

    • @exersist44
      @exersist44 8 месяцев назад +34

      I started Dragon's Dogma a week ago and now I can't get this line out my head

    • @GeneralRenz
      @GeneralRenz 8 месяцев назад +18

      Wolves hunt in packs!

    • @cecia6431
      @cecia6431 8 месяцев назад +11

      masterwork salami

    • @intensellylit4100
      @intensellylit4100 8 месяцев назад +18

      Goblins, Arisen!

  • @guskinmaypho174
    @guskinmaypho174 8 месяцев назад +215

    I remember in fallout 2, I was using a fork to kill enemies. There was this mechanic where if you hit someone in the head or eyes and had enough luck, you would cause them instant death. This worked for both guns and melee weapons. So there I was, running around with a fork stabbing people in the eyes. Once I killed someone in a power armor. I hit him for 0 dmg, but it was this crit and his spine was visible and he died. Best fun I had in the game. I should get a PC and play BG3.

    • @Lone_Wolf_91
      @Lone_Wolf_91 8 месяцев назад +11

      Oh man, You would have so much fun😂

    • @13kumiko
      @13kumiko 8 месяцев назад +1

      its on ps5 as well

    • @Bryce433
      @Bryce433 8 месяцев назад +4

      should be on xbox at some point on playstation rn

  • @HeyHaydenTV
    @HeyHaydenTV 8 месяцев назад +81

    I thought he was going to struggle...
    But then he upgraded to the spicy salami. Game changer.

  • @SaltyStufon
    @SaltyStufon 8 месяцев назад +20

    i love going from a video were somebody wants Baldur's gate 3 to change because they don't like the turn based style
    To this giga chad mad lad who just goes salami mode

    • @comradewarners
      @comradewarners 8 месяцев назад +2

      I’m glad you enjoyed it 😂

  • @laurenmiller9143
    @laurenmiller9143 8 месяцев назад +25

    This video thoroughly meats my expectations

    • @rensilver3893
      @rensilver3893 8 месяцев назад +5

      Take this like ^^
      And get out 😂

    • @Humster
      @Humster 8 месяцев назад +5

      "*chorus of meat slapping on table noises heard in the background*"

  • @Rerags_
    @Rerags_ 8 месяцев назад +8

    4:06 smart move, he got himself backup salami

  • @MyNameIsBucket
    @MyNameIsBucket 8 месяцев назад +6

    Modders: I thought of a hilarious thing to 0ut in the game
    Larian: it's already in there, you have to go to the House of Dreams and give a Ring of Palpitation to the master enchanter Glugrious, he will offer you a quest to retrieve the

  • @M2xim
    @M2xim 8 месяцев назад +18

    If it was any other company they would either sell skins for the salami or nerf it into the ground because fun isn't allowed in video games.

    • @zirkereuler5242
      @zirkereuler5242 5 месяцев назад +1

      well the build shown is actually kind of meh

  • @NintendoSucksAlot
    @NintendoSucksAlot 8 месяцев назад +13

    ah yes the game that allows you play how you want to instead of how fat your wallet is

  • @alfreynope5660
    @alfreynope5660 8 месяцев назад +24

    In baldur's gate, meat beats you!

  • @drunksupportcharacter
    @drunksupportcharacter 8 месяцев назад +27

    Act 3 pretty much exists just to show what humanity will actually do when they lose it.

  • @aaralynhall
    @aaralynhall 8 месяцев назад +36

    My first play through finished at 70+ hours and I skipped so much stuff. Can’t wait for my next!

    • @samsonk.167
      @samsonk.167 8 месяцев назад +3

      160hrs and i completely skipped the mountain pass, plus i keep seeing content on streams that i didnt see at all

    • @derhkist
      @derhkist 8 месяцев назад +2

      > My first play through finished at 70+ hours and I skipped so much stuff.
      It took me 70 hours to get out of act 1 and I swept through every nook and cranny of the underdark, but I haven't really gone to the mountain pass. What a game!!

    • @thebrewingsailor9172
      @thebrewingsailor9172 4 месяца назад +1

      I'm about 70 hours in and I just got into the Lower City. Still have about 20 hours left I'd wager. But on my second character, I'm just about to wrap up Act 1 and I have 15 more hours in on that character than I did on my first playthrough so I missed a ton of stuff on my first play though. I think most of us do.

    • @thebrewingsailor9172
      @thebrewingsailor9172 4 месяца назад

      @@samsonk.167 some of that won't be stuff you missed in the traditional sense. It'll be scenes that happened because of the different choices other players made. There are entire characters I'll never meet because I let certain other characters live.

    • @OneDirection111
      @OneDirection111 3 месяца назад

      Im 200 hours in, 15 deleted saves and still havent finished act 2 😢

  • @kfeezy420
    @kfeezy420 2 месяца назад +2

    "You don't need any intelligence or charisma for throwing salami."
    There's a combination of words I don't think I ever expected to hear.

  • @xM4XT0Nx
    @xM4XT0Nx 8 месяцев назад +25

    man a dark urge asmon run of bg3 would be such great content

    • @thebrewingsailor9172
      @thebrewingsailor9172 4 месяца назад

      Two runs. One where he leans into the Urge, the other where he resists. Lots of great content in both.

  • @mihirkumar8832
    @mihirkumar8832 8 месяцев назад +3

    5:49 As a video, I can confirm that this was indeed, a video.

  • @DrNiradino
    @DrNiradino 8 месяцев назад +8

    As a famous Russian cat trainer Kuklachev once said: "the best way to teach a cat is with a stick of salami. Beaing beaten with it leavea cat extra humiliated."

  • @olderbadboy
    @olderbadboy 8 месяцев назад +97

    Even after all this time since it's release BG3 is still full of surprises . Good game .

    • @User-iq4rw
      @User-iq4rw 8 месяцев назад

      Im still saving up for it. Cant wait to play it🎉

    • @divinecircularflow
      @divinecircularflow 8 месяцев назад +12

      "all this time"
      it's only been out for almost 2 months, that's a long time???

    • @shade0636
      @shade0636 8 месяцев назад

      Is Act 3 fixed?

    • @LordDangles
      @LordDangles 8 месяцев назад

      @@shade0636Considering there’s act 3 footage in the video, yes? Can you read? Try looking at patch notes. Not sure what kind of answer you want or if it’s just attention.

    • @shade0636
      @shade0636 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@LordDangles A few seconds/minutes of Act3 footage doesn't mean the major bugs are fixed. Patch notes saying bugs are fixed also don't guarantee they're fixed. The best way to know whether or not its fixed is by getting information from player experiences.
      What kind of answer do I want? I want to know if the major bugs in Act 3 are fixed or not. I'd have to question your own reading comprehension if it's difficult for you to understand what I want from such a simple question.

  • @mattpollock2668
    @mattpollock2668 8 месяцев назад +6

    This feels like old internet. Incredible

  • @apeddie9355
    @apeddie9355 8 месяцев назад +70

    Its too good. You must play this.

    • @maximtcaciuc2904
      @maximtcaciuc2904 8 месяцев назад +8

      He did, he's not a fan of crpgs

    • @gregorsmith
      @gregorsmith 8 месяцев назад +2

      Combat is so boring so he couldn’t deal

    • @taichou9475
      @taichou9475 8 месяцев назад +1

      looking at the Combat it looks fking boring as hell, doubt he will ever play it lol

    • @shaktosh524
      @shaktosh524 8 месяцев назад +6

      Just say turn-based combat is not for you and Asmon. Game's good. There is a reason why even people who don't play D&D are loving it.

    • @Bertalan022
      @Bertalan022 7 месяцев назад

      @@maximtcaciuc2904 Also they sort of agreed with Esfand that he is playing BG3 which completely blew up on Esfand's channel. Great content.

  • @Gannava6
    @Gannava6 8 месяцев назад +4

    Asmongold will watch the entire game and all the cinematics before he plays it.

  • @johnschaeffer7008
    @johnschaeffer7008 8 месяцев назад +6

    The best part is that this build is not even fully optimized

  • @ariaika3078
    @ariaika3078 8 месяцев назад +9

    I have killed enemies by throwing a potato at them in BG3 and it was glorious

    • @thebrewingsailor9172
      @thebrewingsailor9172 4 месяца назад +1

      POTAYTOES!!! Please tell me you were playing a halfling?

  • @ozenthelewdable5427
    @ozenthelewdable5427 8 месяцев назад +5

    Would've been funnier and more absurd if it was another class, but of course The Salami Man had to be a damn Barbarian.

    • @gerardoalvarado8425
      @gerardoalvarado8425 8 месяцев назад +1

      You can do a paladin warlock salami build

    • @funderburke43
      @funderburke43 7 месяцев назад

      I run a halfling druid bard salami build

  • @BragoDaimao
    @BragoDaimao 8 месяцев назад +3

    Rest in Salami , Never forgetti
    that add a little spice to the fights

  • @TheRealMagris
    @TheRealMagris 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is the most I've ever heard someone say Salami in 5 minutes.

  • @atinygoose6199
    @atinygoose6199 8 месяцев назад +27

    I expected the melee salami build, not the ranged salami build, I feel cheated.

  • @Chaduceus
    @Chaduceus 7 месяцев назад +2

    Baldie not playing baldies gate 3 is the greatest injustice of 2023. This game would be PREEEEEMIUM content.

  • @aVerySillyBilly
    @aVerySillyBilly 8 месяцев назад +7

    just about near the end of act3. phenomenal game.

  • @pascoupe
    @pascoupe 8 месяцев назад +3

    I’ve never heard the word salami used so much at one time in my life and I’m okay with that.

  • @WayStedYou
    @WayStedYou 8 месяцев назад +9

    I thought baldurs gate was about hiding the salami not throwing it

  • @benjii_gaming499
    @benjii_gaming499 8 месяцев назад +1

    Got BFG Division sound in my head everytime I open fridge now thx XD

  • @400KrispyKremes
    @400KrispyKremes 8 месяцев назад +7

    The word "salami" has lost all meaning to me now.

  • @RiomaWF
    @RiomaWF 8 месяцев назад +1

    asmon's smile when he harms cats @_@

  • @Bourinos02
    @Bourinos02 8 месяцев назад +6

    Ah finally, the ultimate Salami build :D

  • @williamhouseholder1558
    @williamhouseholder1558 8 месяцев назад +1

    Whenever I see an Asmon video I say the same thing, "Well that was a video".

  • @charlestruppi7793
    @charlestruppi7793 7 месяцев назад +5

    As an Italian, I give this approach 2 huge thumbs up!

  • @MsDurinu
    @MsDurinu 8 месяцев назад +1

    Alright, that was a really spicy video.

  • @mhmmhm4277
    @mhmmhm4277 8 месяцев назад +3

    A known Person said - Quote: "Thats why they call him Black Salami." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @FireJach
    @FireJach 8 месяцев назад +5

    I think the only way to make him play the game is to show him a great barb build which makes you Sauron - big strong and scary

    • @mr.j410
      @mr.j410 8 месяцев назад

      He's just scared

  • @Bumblebeetunes
    @Bumblebeetunes 8 месяцев назад +1

    Was going to show this to my wife until he killed the cat. Deal breaker

  • @miinyoo
    @miinyoo 8 месяцев назад +1

    Now that is a game which lays all 21 inches out on the table with a thud.

  • @tomasjonsson7141
    @tomasjonsson7141 8 месяцев назад +2

    Super meat boy 🥩🥩🥩🍖🍗🥓

  • @marekk.3322
    @marekk.3322 7 месяцев назад +1

    Cyberpsycho sighting: Salami Guy

  • @Mr.SatanicTurkey
    @Mr.SatanicTurkey 8 месяцев назад +3

    BG3 deserves GOTY imo

  • @Blitz_Beast
    @Blitz_Beast 8 месяцев назад +1

    I have to agree with Asmon on this one. That was, in fact, a video.

  • @Seiaeka
    @Seiaeka 8 месяцев назад +1

    I will never see salami the same way again.

  • @olderbadboy
    @olderbadboy 8 месяцев назад +5

    Never put spices on your salami IRL . Trust me !

    • @YoLo-bb2vc
      @YoLo-bb2vc 8 месяцев назад +1

      wait but this guy did it right, he used his salami as a weapon and well no more asshole! burned, poisoned and terminated by a meat stick!

    • @ivoryowl
      @ivoryowl 8 месяцев назад

      I thought you were talking about the fact salami already comes pre-seasoned, and adding more can make it super intense.
      Then I realized you were talking another kind of "salami"... :P

    • @YoLo-bb2vc
      @YoLo-bb2vc 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ivoryowl well i never said anything else other than using a salami stick anything else that could be suggested is up to the readers choice of sanitary mindset ;)

    • @richarddevenezia8186
      @richarddevenezia8186 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ivoryowlGet your salami out of the gutter and put it on the counter where it can be handled properly.

  • @onakin_skywalker
    @onakin_skywalker 8 месяцев назад +1

    I would call this the "Biffler Build".

  • @rapidillusions
    @rapidillusions 8 месяцев назад +1

    Truly one of the videos ever

  • @Ancientreapers
    @Ancientreapers 8 месяцев назад +1

    If regular Salami can do this, can't wait to see the ultimate power of Soppressata.

    • @ivoryowl
      @ivoryowl 8 месяцев назад +1

      Salami are like daggers, soppressata is like like your regular sword, and a dried ham haunch is the greatsword (or, more accurately, great mace).

  • @blazers4life994
    @blazers4life994 8 месяцев назад +1

    God I love that song from Doom.

  • @curiouschao1
    @curiouschao1 7 месяцев назад +1

    Aww, was hoping Asmon was reacting to the guys that actually beat the entire game only using salami. Amazing

  • @xtremegamer78
    @xtremegamer78 8 месяцев назад +1

    This video made me hungry.

  • @pascaldifolco4611
    @pascaldifolco4611 7 месяцев назад +1

    I'm amazed at how Asmongold keeps its seriousness while watching the hilarious salami-based build vid ^^

  • @LeCloudey
    @LeCloudey 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love the part where he repeats the sane damn thing over and over again, im dying

  • @FreelacerxD
    @FreelacerxD 8 месяцев назад +1

    a salami word counter would be beautifull

  • @malaimaren10
    @malaimaren10 7 месяцев назад

    is there a ingame way to see wat ability u gonna get before leveling up in future to make multiclassing easier without googling ?

  • @kennans7916
    @kennans7916 8 месяцев назад +1

    best game confirmed

  • @Pentti_Hilkuri
    @Pentti_Hilkuri 8 месяцев назад +1

    Salami of the year game.

  • @OneDirection111
    @OneDirection111 3 месяца назад

    Bro thinks he is playing GTA 😂 that mushroom dance got me

  • @powerfist1340
    @powerfist1340 8 месяцев назад +1

    I wish Karlach would handle my salami.

  • @LimitNZ
    @LimitNZ 8 месяцев назад +1

    If Overkill made this game: all this counts for 0 xp

  • @Muftaay
    @Muftaay 8 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone who played this game and saw the salami knew that there's some dude out there that's gonna do a salami only run

  • @statusnone420
    @statusnone420 8 месяцев назад +5

    As an Italian-American man, I appreciate a master salami slapper.

  • @FireJach
    @FireJach 8 месяцев назад +1

    nah, the drunk way is the most powerful xdd

  • @Legoman775
    @Legoman775 8 месяцев назад +1

    no one expects the salami attack

  • @sexycenturion7074
    @sexycenturion7074 8 месяцев назад +1

    I have become Salami destroyer of worlds (Doom music hits).

  • @quickdrywiteout2594
    @quickdrywiteout2594 5 месяцев назад

    As Michealagelo said in Secret of the Ooze: "COMBAT COLD-CUTS"

  • @TheSilent333
    @TheSilent333 8 месяцев назад

    Spud King did a whole playthrough using only potatoes :P

  • @ErikLeonardWagner
    @ErikLeonardWagner 8 месяцев назад +4

    Italians approve

  • @ParadigmZwei
    @ParadigmZwei 5 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly shit like this makes me respect a game a lot. It's all fine and dandy wanting to play a game seriously, but just _allowing_ the player to do stupid shit and have it work is never a bad decision.

  • @ondrejmarek1980
    @ondrejmarek1980 8 месяцев назад +1

    well, what a timeline

  • @Awkward__Josh
    @Awkward__Josh 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just wanna say he said no cats but he clearly murdered that dog

  • @Sympanet
    @Sympanet 8 месяцев назад

    Guy sounds like an interdimensional cable infomercial

  • @MoistAlt
    @MoistAlt 8 месяцев назад +1

    Somewhere a vegan is mad

  • @ates423
    @ates423 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bros the glizzy gladiator

  • @leKitsu
    @leKitsu 7 месяцев назад

    An RPG where you actually have choices and can choose what you wanna do

  • @chupapi2456
    @chupapi2456 8 месяцев назад +2

    Its like If GTA was turn based lol

  • @thisplatformsucksalot3487
    @thisplatformsucksalot3487 8 месяцев назад +1

    Take a shot everytime he says salami challenge

  • @ukdnbmarsh
    @ukdnbmarsh 8 месяцев назад +1

    MEAT your maker.

  • @user-go8zo8vy8x
    @user-go8zo8vy8x 8 месяцев назад

    lol. Your dorm looks like it is out of control. Looks like my dorm room and I am lost atm

    • @comradewarners
      @comradewarners 8 месяцев назад

      The fact that you think I'm young enough to be in a dorm is the best compliment I've gotten all year.

  • @farot4594
    @farot4594 4 месяца назад

    Domain expansion: Molten Cinnamon Bun

  • @frankierizzo8516
    @frankierizzo8516 8 месяцев назад

    Back to the farm? Checking on how your crops are doing. Looks like a high yield

  • @Kuddochan
    @Kuddochan 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is true player freedom

  • @G1ggl3z
    @G1ggl3z 8 месяцев назад +2

    Will he ever play Balder's Gate 3? Who knows

  • @Krysisification
    @Krysisification 8 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact, Sausage is the best Slapstick 🤪

  • @ChaseMMD
    @ChaseMMD 8 месяцев назад

    All in One is king. That with a 2 hander is busted. I've killed 3 guys that were similar level as me as a level 6 oathbreaker paladin on 1 turn.

  • @Dumpstermuffin1
    @Dumpstermuffin1 4 месяца назад +1

    recklessly hit people with salami....LOL

  • @calvinandrews1744
    @calvinandrews1744 8 месяцев назад +1

    Asmon will play this game in 3 years. I bet a crisp 5 dollar bill from 1995

    • @mr.j410
      @mr.j410 8 месяцев назад

      When it super easy to do so. He's just intimidated

  • @davidgreenberg8456
    @davidgreenberg8456 8 месяцев назад

    what a legend

  • @A_Amko_A
    @A_Amko_A 8 месяцев назад +1

    T H I S I S F U N !!!!!

  • @doktorbones9017
    @doktorbones9017 8 месяцев назад +2

    I guess it's time to do a salami only run

  • @BleachBasket108
    @BleachBasket108 7 месяцев назад

    The doom eternal track playing in the background 👌

  • @EKCO0310
    @EKCO0310 8 месяцев назад +1

    Vigorously beating meat one salami at a time

  • @CloudJack
    @CloudJack 8 месяцев назад +1

    Should’ve went with pepperoni