“My Brain Is Like a Radio DJ Who Does Not Take Requests” - Emily Heller - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • Emily Heller talks about growing up as a weirdo, “Frasier” and failing to get her brain to shut up.
    Original airdate: September 23, 2016
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Комментарии • 146

  • @AdamTheRaptor
    @AdamTheRaptor Год назад +40

    Ok, talking about being single, when she said "I think I'm THE ONE..." I was cackling... the audience dropped the ball on that one 🤣🤣🤣

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie Год назад +2

      Yes, that was cute and hilarious

    • @bukibukurije1
      @bukibukurije1 Год назад

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @cosmicsciencewitholiver7328
    @cosmicsciencewitholiver7328 Год назад +36

    The part about being happily single was hilarious and so true! I rarely miss being in a relationship 🎉

    • @keriannmeyers1171
      @keriannmeyers1171 Год назад +1

      I felt the same! My fiance died before our wedding 2 years ago and while I miss the hell out of him, being single (well... with a 4yo) has benefits. I can LITERALLY do anything I want whenever I want! I can sew Edwardian clothing for my son and I and walk all over town with a parasol and not give a rats ass what anyone thinks about it (and I'm going to go out on a limb and say that men have not proved to be attracted to this; their loss.) Sadly there isn't much I can do about that first verse of mambo no 5, but hey what are you gonna do?😂

  • @O-Slice
    @O-Slice Год назад +4

    Really enjoyed her set

  • @Canny-Octopus
    @Canny-Octopus Год назад +3

    The oregano necklace made me laugh to tears. What a fun kid.

  • @bevodonnell1191
    @bevodonnell1191 Год назад +58

    Sooooo relatable, all the way through. I absolutely love this woman I've never seen before. My brain is also a shitty DJ.

    • @aislynnmari
      @aislynnmari Год назад +1

      I dunno if she's diagnosed but she's describing afab-autism 🤔
      Love her, absolutely great set 😂!

    • @ChocolatePheonix
      @ChocolatePheonix Год назад

      Same

  • @SakeKaama
    @SakeKaama Год назад +13

    That was relatable and funny. Great job!

  • @markwhitman9542
    @markwhitman9542 Год назад +54

    She's deadpan adorable! Her riff on being single is funny and so true: the paired off are often goofily insufferable and totally unaware of it...

    • @miiasiin
      @miiasiin Год назад

      they definitely have a weird premise going on :) now, pairs with children, adding a notch! :D

    • @miiasiin
      @miiasiin Год назад

      @Godsabitch single != sleeping alone at night, you poor judgemental jackass :)

  • @Booshkaboosh
    @Booshkaboosh Год назад +8

    Incredible. Emily you are 100

  • @NoaLives79
    @NoaLives79 Год назад +1

    Yessssssss!!! Thank you Emily. That was on point, and I thoroughly enjoyed it as well as LOLed more than once. I actually guessed the Frasier punchline before you got to it, but it still made me laugh. Well done, sister!!! 🏆

  • @gemini_hofa5341
    @gemini_hofa5341 Год назад +2

    Spot on with the being single bit. My friends are always after me! Lol

  • @devikwolf
    @devikwolf Год назад +1

    One of these days, Lou Bega will release Mambo Number 6, and unlock the gates of Hell itself

  • @keriannmeyers1171
    @keriannmeyers1171 Год назад +2

    Holy CRAP. It's like all my thoughts and memories from high school on bounced into her brain so she could share them with an audience!

  • @JuaniqueVerde
    @JuaniqueVerde 9 месяцев назад

    The last joke was my fave lol😂😂😂😂

  • @BRawsWife
    @BRawsWife Год назад +10

    Very funny set - laughed out loud several times

  • @angieglover159
    @angieglover159 Год назад +2

    She was so funny right from the beginning. Love it

  • @sycofya1677
    @sycofya1677 Год назад +18

    The imaginary arguments live in my head 😂😭💀 i thought i was the only who did that

    • @neen42
      @neen42 Год назад +1

      Definitely not 🙂

  • @ECLECTICNOW
    @ECLECTICNOW Год назад +1

    That Mambo Number 5 joke is right on the money 😂

  • @Lisa_5591
    @Lisa_5591 Год назад +2

    So hilarious and relatable!😂😂😂😂❤

  • @bho_oho5734
    @bho_oho5734 Год назад +18

    One of the best comedians I've ever seen online, periodt. I've only been able to seem many amazing comics on RUclips and similar formats. This person got me laughing so hard, I nearly fell out of my chair. Awesome jokes and great delivery. 👍 HOPE YOU GET SUPER FAMOUS AND RICH!

  • @jennyjax2471
    @jennyjax2471 Год назад +1

    creator of Emily's Garden Show!!! THE BEST

  • @Nico5890
    @Nico5890 3 месяца назад

    LMAOOO LOVED THIS THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH

  • @tracey7093
    @tracey7093 Год назад +5

    EMILY'S GARDEN SHOW IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER

  • @chrissalem3747
    @chrissalem3747 Год назад +1

    That was my mom when she taught our dog lola to sit. Turned out she wasnt crazy, but it took five minutes of that and then her calling me back into the room 45 minutes later and holding treats hostage... But lola sat indeed.

  • @JuaniqueVerde
    @JuaniqueVerde 9 месяцев назад

    I LOVE her sweater!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @amazinggrace5692
    @amazinggrace5692 Год назад +17

    Super funny and relatable. At least for me, but the I’m basically her. 💕🐝🇺🇸

  • @SpaceyD
    @SpaceyD Год назад +7

    I love Emily! So so funny 😁

  • @kufitop
    @kufitop Год назад +4

    This was time sooo well spent! She's my kinda people. ❤

  • @PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans
    @PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans Год назад +6

    Awesome show! Great job!

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Год назад +30

    Gosh, I love her. So funny, so relatable, so out of my league. 🤣

  • @user-gl2ps6ui8p
    @user-gl2ps6ui8p Год назад +6

    She’s so funny!

  • @Cheskaz
    @Cheskaz Год назад

    Emily Heller is hilarious!

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly Год назад +2

    I'd much rather be alone and wishing I was with someone than with someone and wishing I was alone.

  • @hunterkea203
    @hunterkea203 Год назад +2

    Yoooooo i love your podcast Baby Geniuses!!!!!

  • @__jadedmuse__
    @__jadedmuse__ Год назад +11

    She’s incredibly funny! 🏆🏆🏆

  • @oommdtube
    @oommdtube Год назад +6

    Wow , best female comic ive heard in a long time , so fresh to hear calm paced delivery , outstanding !!!!!

  • @robert3758
    @robert3758 Год назад

    Omfg that ending was savage

  • @planetsophia
    @planetsophia Год назад +1

    girl you are sooo funny lmao

  • @deborahmichele
    @deborahmichele Год назад +12

    Great set! I've never heard of this comedian before, but she was very funny and relatable!

  • @PS-mr2bo
    @PS-mr2bo 5 месяцев назад +1

    Would love to see more Emily Heller!!

  • @paultravis3249
    @paultravis3249 Год назад

    Emily, you are a beautiful treasure and are worth waiting for. I hope you will find what makes you happy regardless what happens.

  • @hayleighjohnson1361
    @hayleighjohnson1361 Год назад +3

    “I’m watching Frazier”😂

  • @stevensprunger3422
    @stevensprunger3422 Год назад +2

    I know your mom and that’s an incredible exact impression of her

  • @freeshrugs63
    @freeshrugs63 Год назад +1

    She's so very very good!

  • @SadhviJenn
    @SadhviJenn Год назад +4

    That was funny. :)

  • @loveisbakedbri
    @loveisbakedbri Год назад +5

    i love this set!!! YOU ROCK, EMILY!

  • @stevenlerner5515
    @stevenlerner5515 5 месяцев назад +1

    amazing set

  • @jeanmont
    @jeanmont Год назад +1

    Great set!

  • @lumas69
    @lumas69 Год назад +1

    Very funny!!

  • @Br0nto5aurus
    @Br0nto5aurus Год назад +3

    People in bad relationships trying to convince single people to get in relationships sound a lot like people who complain about their kids all the time trying to convince child free people that kids are great.
    They're like, "Hey, sorry I'm late, it's hard to get out of the house with the kids. I'm so tired, I don't think I've slept for more than 4 consecutive hours since Oldest was born. Sorry we can't do that trip next week, the kids have school events. We haven't had much spending money since Youngest was born, anyway, so we couldn't go either way."
    And then when they find out someone doesn't want kids, they're like, "How can you not want kids? Our kids are so great. You'll never know what love is. Your life will never be whole."

  • @bevodonnell1191
    @bevodonnell1191 Год назад +5

    And the imaginary arguments. And miserable relationships. Compromise, highs and lows. Omigod. I'm going to find everything I can on this comedian.

  • @brianburkart
    @brianburkart Год назад

    Spazzy Weirdos Unite! Hey another bay area kid too 🎉

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn Год назад

    Great set :)

  • @gabrielmaroto18
    @gabrielmaroto18 Год назад +2

    I thought I was the only one who wrote rap lyrics! Lol

  • @OBSDetroit
    @OBSDetroit Год назад +2

    “Multiple counties” 😂

  • @donhalphin9666
    @donhalphin9666 Год назад +4

    She’s funny

  • @KPPalmTree
    @KPPalmTree Год назад +4

    Hilarious

  • @tnnh123
    @tnnh123 Год назад +1

    The bit about Spazzy weirdo vs nerds is hilariously accurate as a person with OCD who took all AP classes in high school.

  • @MsZephyra
    @MsZephyra Год назад +10

    Started off slow but after the first few minutes, got better and better!

  • @micheleboris2851
    @micheleboris2851 Год назад +5

    Love her! She got shorted by that audience, though 🌹

  • @rhiannablumberg4803
    @rhiannablumberg4803 Год назад +7

    Great set so funny!!!!

  • @Gamer_Mama_0611
    @Gamer_Mama_0611 Год назад

    19:18 is not something Samantha from Sex & the City would have said. That's something Charlotte would have whispered or something Carrie would have shrugged saying. Samantha would have retorted that they voted for him because he's hot. Samantha wasn't the conservative one, she was actually more liberal.

  • @pamd4068
    @pamd4068 Год назад +5

    Love her.

  • @stevensprunger3422
    @stevensprunger3422 Год назад +2

    So John Cage has a piece called 4.55 which is 4.55 minutes of silence avant-garde piece and also John Lennon did a cover of that same piece

  • @Psychol-Snooper
    @Psychol-Snooper Год назад +3

    Guys... she's married now. XD

  • @BairMendoza
    @BairMendoza Год назад +22

    I’m a contortionist and this is so helpful to send my new students to help them understand how and why stretching works! 💯🤸‍♂️👍🏼

    • @fireinateacup89
      @fireinateacup89 Год назад +4

      Wow, talk about a unique career!

    • @groovydancefairy
      @groovydancefairy Год назад +6

      Are you Emily's ex?

    • @nicoleelston6987
      @nicoleelston6987 Год назад +3

      What does this mean

    • @BairMendoza
      @BairMendoza Год назад +13

      @@nicoleelston6987 I was commenting on a video explaining how the brain reacts to stretching and it somehow posted on the next video instead and I’m leaving it here because the comments are hilarious so far. 🙈👽😂

    • @Marissa_J
      @Marissa_J Год назад +1

      ​@@BairMendoza
      Legend 🔥

  • @dorian4404
    @dorian4404 Год назад +5

    Great set ! Love her stuff

  • @AK.40.JHONNY
    @AK.40.JHONNY Год назад +10

    She smart funny, thats funny.

  • @chyannehainstock7842
    @chyannehainstock7842 Год назад +2

    Original Spice Girl ❤

    • @GreenWitch420
      @GreenWitch420 6 месяцев назад

      Came looking for this!! 😂

  • @jessicasager72
    @jessicasager72 Год назад

    That last bit is going in the preloaded jaw clip for future truth spit

  • @mattjames8350
    @mattjames8350 Год назад +1

    pretty durn
    good

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Год назад +1

    fraiser is great! also she’d get along well with taylor tomlinson i think❤🎉😂

    • @mailesmith168
      @mailesmith168 Год назад

      Yes but wouldn’t they each want to retreat to their separate caves before long? No shade to either of them…. introverts know how it is

  • @rpa830
    @rpa830 Год назад

    what a way to close a set!

  • @Breakable_Pencil
    @Breakable_Pencil Год назад +1

    This crowd was giving nowhere near enough energy! She was fkn great

  • @roses2ndborn
    @roses2ndborn Год назад +1

    😂😂😂

  • @chrissalem3747
    @chrissalem3747 Год назад

    The most relatable thing she said was talking about being at home watching frasier. 😂😂😂 Facts.

  • @dreamulator
    @dreamulator Год назад +7

    she's hilarious

  • @zenclover8468
    @zenclover8468 Год назад +10

    Ive already heard it. Its a really great bit, in my opinion her best work. But its tough cause comedians normally write for other things and dont just do stand up so maybe there's other credits to her name i dont knoe about

  • @yogachick1955
    @yogachick1955 Год назад +3

    !So funny

  • @stevensprunger3422
    @stevensprunger3422 Год назад +1

    So if you’re single for a while try marrying yourself

  • @allisonjohns4623
    @allisonjohns4623 Год назад

    This was the most white woman set ive ever heard but im still here for it lol

  • @tonightwerideee
    @tonightwerideee Год назад +3

    What a pro

  • @sonortubelug3853
    @sonortubelug3853 Год назад +2

    God, I miss Norm.

  • @A.H.C.
    @A.H.C. Год назад

    Turns out we listen to the same station. Sadly, not the hip hop one, but ADHD with DJ Brain. Been trying to change the channel for decades, but the radio is broken. 😅😢

  • @wayneasiam65
    @wayneasiam65 Год назад

    Magic shows are unsettling. I don't like my mind and sensibilities messed with.

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 Год назад +1

    I was nerd loner.

  • @ATRTAP
    @ATRTAP Год назад +5

    Her energy and style are perfectly suited for retirement communities!

  • @Nevermore3.14
    @Nevermore3.14 Год назад

    Her maiden name is stoned.

  • @KittyMonoclePack
    @KittyMonoclePack 2 месяца назад

    7:25 : If that's not an hommage to ADHD !... 😯😃

  • @chazzersized
    @chazzersized Год назад +3

    Did she just hit hip hop with a Karen ray?

  • @Averagesasquatch
    @Averagesasquatch Год назад

    It's nice to see a female comedian do jokes about someone other than sex. Not that she shyes away from it, and not that I don't enjoy raunchy comedy from women or anyone, but it's nice to see something different. I'm always thinking "hey women, you're people too, not just a collection of sex organs". An envelope can only be pushed so far before it's just normal. Good to see something different. And not crowd work. Which can be funny but I prefer to see something that took some thought.

  • @xeropunt5749
    @xeropunt5749 Год назад +1

    3 min & I’m out. bless her soul.

  • @sourcetosoul9470
    @sourcetosoul9470 Год назад +1

    @bairmandoza I laughed because I thought you meant that our jaws need stretching as this set was pretty boring for me.

  • @IsabelBathory
    @IsabelBathory Год назад +1

    Not for me, I guess.

  • @ricfig207
    @ricfig207 Год назад +1

    Mostly entertaining bad closer

  • @JohnSmith-cc3ud
    @JohnSmith-cc3ud Год назад +5

    Meg from family guy.

  • @Kaosnkronik247
    @Kaosnkronik247 Год назад +3

    Meh..

  • @samanthabloom9811
    @samanthabloom9811 Год назад +1

    Hellen Keller

  • @l3loodybsGames
    @l3loodybsGames Год назад

    This girl is dryer than the Sahara

  • @latoniasmith2401
    @latoniasmith2401 Год назад

    I Keep waiting for the funny part.

  • @ValerieHalla-no1else
    @ValerieHalla-no1else Год назад +8

    Ummm is this comedy?

    • @Quadrupliplex
      @Quadrupliplex Год назад +2

      lol, pretty rough.

    • @petrify4814
      @petrify4814 Год назад +7

      Yes. You can tell because she's saying things and people are laughing. If it's not your type of comedy, move on.