$300,000,000 isn't enough money. That's like one house lol Omfg the pubes part is sooo fucking perfect. The last where you got the crowd to join in was pretty great too. You killed it. Keep at it. We're all depressed, ya just gotta push through it.
Emmy Blotnick is a poetess. I’d like to thank Emmy, I’d like to thank Comedy Central, and I’d like to thank RUclips, for teaming up to make my evening more enjoyable.
Wow she is the rarest gem in the world of comedy. Just brilliant. I think for the first time I understand where home-plate naturally resides for female comics. Its all unchartered lands with female comics traversing the same territory as everyone trying to find their place. Except for one woman who ventured out on her own and managed to find it. Well done.
I froze and sat there wondering what she meant as my mind immediately went to some kind of chart detailing the flow of a period wondering how that could possibly relate to the previous bit. Then I realized she meant a flow chart not a chart of flows. 😅
Truly adorable woman with excellent comedy chops. Her material was weird but like in a super good way. Would love to sit down and pick her brain because like What ARE spiders doing? Fr.
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She has "terrified substitute teacher" energy. It works!
Her delivery is so wholesome and nervous. What a delight.
Saw her perform a few days ago and met her after the set. TRULY great comic and person.
She's like your friend's awkward sister that you find out is cool once you share a spliff with her. She nice
That’s how I made all my friends I have sister lol
Lol😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉 for that one!
I want a one-hour-special with her! This was great, refreshing, unique. As a fellow depresso, I heavily relate!
:) Ditto on the one-hour special. Emmy Blotnick is very funny, special, and wonderful.
That was seriously cute af, relatable and most important, funny. I hope she'll be doing more and longer specials.
I love this lady! She made me cry happy tears!
She's so hilariously awkward and deadpan. I love it.
I really enjoyed her set! She seems so original with her delivery; cadence, tone, timing, etc.
Very open and relatable.
She is astonishingly good. Her bits are well-crafted and her delivery is gold.
Well written, love the on-stage persona of someone who would rather be ANYWHERE else!
You know what. I DO deserve salmon.
yea' you do
You are literally a polar bear
Painful seeing this on the day I settled for tilapia.
I disagree...if I see you with salmon I'm taking it...
The bit about Fifth Harmony was great!
yea now I'm afraid I'll like that sledgehammer song next time I hear it, so cringe. lol, she got me
I absolutely adore her first time seeing her and i love her 😂😂😂
Emmy is awesome! I’d love to see her standup in person some day.
I would like to see her in a halter top too!
I feel lucky to have seen emmy perform at my local club, so funny
Good set. She deserves to make it in comedy.
Guy Fieri tossing Lean Cuisines with nary a microwave in sight had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Emmy Blotnick, you ARE hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣
Your full length comedy album was fantastic. Such good joke writing all around.
This is bloody brilliant! ❤
$300,000,000 isn't enough money. That's like one house lol
Omfg the pubes part is sooo fucking perfect.
The last where you got the crowd to join in was pretty great too.
You killed it. Keep at it. We're all depressed, ya just gotta push through it.
Emmy is one of my fav comedians in nyc! 🎉
This was super funny! I am a new fan!
Emmy Blotnick is a poetess. I’d like to thank Emmy, I’d like to thank Comedy Central, and I’d like to thank RUclips, for teaming up to make my evening more enjoyable.
Can’t wait. So much has happened this last year. See you in April.
Wow she is the rarest gem in the world of comedy. Just brilliant. I think for the first time I understand where home-plate naturally resides for female comics. Its all unchartered lands with female comics traversing the same territory as everyone trying to find their place. Except for one woman who ventured out on her own and managed to find it. Well done.
That was really cute and funny. Loved it
I laaaauuuuuvvvveeedddd this - thanks Emmy!!🎉🎉
I haven’t enjoyed a debut comedy special this much in long time. Brava, Emmy!
this is awesome, she is hilarious 10/10 worth a watch
Thank you for the excellent comedy special. My walk home flew by!
Really fun. I loved it
I’m a self potato 🥔 too 😂
Her aura could also be described as "Hilarious meek librarian who's also a nymphomaniac"
very funny great material
Amazing, laugh out loud comedienne!
She got me at the flow charts
I froze and sat there wondering what she meant as my mind immediately went to some kind of chart detailing the flow of a period wondering how that could possibly relate to the previous bit. Then I realized she meant a flow chart not a chart of flows. 😅
This was refreshing lol what a relief such depression can lead to amazing outcomes
This is perfect comedy. Ten in, I felt like I was her annoying roommate.
I DESERVE SALMON 🍣 😂❤
Yes! More Emmy!
Emmy is brilliant!
I've never seen her before and I couldn't stop watching... Idk if it's comedy or just her life in front of a audience either way it was great
Wow I love this lady she's great :D
I love her ❤
Laughed and cried. She's me - just younger, thinner and funnier
I loved her
first time hearinig her she's got talent!
She's great!!!!!
Love her! ❤👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
She rules.
The spider bit def did me in
she's brilliant
I deserve salmon 😂
amazing!
“Easily the second best song called ‘Sledgehammer’”
😂damn right!
She’s so fun. Mama def has some BDE 😂❤
Full Bush Energy
She should do a ted talk about something.
Love her POV
Genuinely disturbed because I didn’t think reading Amazon reviews and random celebrity wiki pages till 2 in the morning was a sign of depression…
Lol I did and I do it anyway!😂😢😅
Reminded me of an old 90's set
Perfect line of the times
(Cuz people don’t know)
What are your three signs? 🎉
That was good
delightful
the weeekend is perform ing lol
She’s good! I’ll be seeing her at Zanies.
Lady Gary Gulman😂😂😂
Hilarious
I'm a wolf 😂😂😂
more please
Hey.... I DO deserve Salmon. Thanks Lady!
😂😂😂😂
❤
You're very smart and funny
This was fun. Thanks for not making all of it sex/relationships
Pube joke 10/10😂
Truly adorable woman with excellent comedy chops. Her material was weird but like in a super good way. Would love to sit down and pick her brain because like What ARE spiders doing? Fr.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I deserve salmon!
Self-Potato is equal to Emmy Blotnick.
😂😂😂😂😂
She has an old soul..
🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAVE THE BUSH 💪❤😎
Ugh! Alert me when the video is ready - not before. Edit: After video actually released: Fantastic special!
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Wait a minute. All of Bjork's catalog WAS written by a gnome in the woods. That gnome is called 'Bjork.'
She has Gary Gulman energy. 😅
WTF, I MISSED OUT ON GUY FIERI MICROWAVED AUTOGRAPHS?
No pants-beards. You’re not trying to eat our face
I'm here for a hot party night!
Pop music is for Emmy Blotnick.
Darling! She reminds me of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel somehow.
Weirdly funny haha
you definitely swing a sledge hammer more than once.
Shes funny n also wearing the mess outta those jeans
Yes, those jeans are a mess
Never busted concrete apparently
Some day, probably soon, she'll be really good.
Poor girl. Just goofy as hell lol