“I’m Just Horny and Crying All the Time” - Jenny Zigrino: Jen-Z - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Jenny Zigrino shares she’s jealous of Gen Z, describes how antidepressants made her feel like a teenage boy and explains why she’s over bad weight loss science.
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  • @ayoungethan
    @ayoungethan Год назад +60

    "Soup is wet. Just because it's on the stove doesn't mean it's done cookin'. So get back in there, chef!"

  • @katcatheka
    @katcatheka Год назад +123

    The one about “the soup is wet, doesn’t mean it’s ready” made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @khrysseaqi7970
    @khrysseaqi7970 Год назад +100

    I have never wanted a person to be my friend like this girl! ❤😂🙌

    • @jennyzigrino
      @jennyzigrino Год назад +9

      I'll be your friend!

    • @legalfictionnaturalfact3969
      @legalfictionnaturalfact3969 Год назад +1

      The jJJjeeWw thing is annoying though, esp when it's via conversion. Oh it's a race is it? Didn't know you could convert to a different race. LOL

    • @dbunnysport
      @dbunnysport Год назад +3

      @@jennyzigrino me too please! 😍

    • @lisagates3940
      @lisagates3940 Месяц назад +1

      Me too!

  • @raymcgrath7340
    @raymcgrath7340 Год назад +67

    "Soup is wet but just 'cause it's on the stove, doesn't mean it's done cookin'."
    I'm using that.

  • @GerLeahy
    @GerLeahy Год назад +68

    I have never seen this woman before. She's flawless. Fantastic

    • @katrinamack444
      @katrinamack444 Год назад +1

      that white girl she plays in fifty shades of black always has me dead 💀 the only funny part of that movie

  • @MicahBuzanANIMATION
    @MicahBuzanANIMATION Год назад +17

    Comedy is the best therapy. I listen to these when I can't sleep

  • @allithresher3067
    @allithresher3067 Год назад +78

    “Get back in there, Chef!” She’s so hilarious.

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg Год назад +34

    Jen Z is an incredibly clever title for this fantastic special.

  • @myprettygirl91
    @myprettygirl91 11 месяцев назад +56

    this woman is hilarious. I have so much work to do but I couldnt stop watching lol

    • @l.harper6097
      @l.harper6097 9 месяцев назад

      lol. That’s me at this very moment also! lol

  • @NiechoBGC
    @NiechoBGC Год назад +24

    LMAO.... Loved it! Beautiful. Hilarious, Sassy AF! She talked about the guy doing a rope dress, her thinking she looked like a ham, and the guy chasing her around with a pineapple, and I thought, "My God, dating is so different than it was a decade ago!"

  • @marktuttle6003
    @marktuttle6003 Год назад +681

    I love how she is gorgeous and confident but still aware of the fact that some people are still stuck in the “only one type of beautiful” mindset and that she doesn’t fit that mold so she mentions it a few times early to squash it but it doesn’t ever detract from her glow.

    • @msd7544
      @msd7544 Год назад +31

      Well said!!

    • @angelabohlen7886
      @angelabohlen7886 Год назад +52

      I love that you just said all of those things but what I love even more is that you even thought of these things. Definitely too few of you in this world.

    • @marktuttle6003
      @marktuttle6003 Год назад +31

      @@angelabohlen7886thank you. I was worried that it might be misinterpreted but that doesn't seem to be the case

    • @OvercomeThroughJesus301
      @OvercomeThroughJesus301 Год назад

      Nah you definitely sound like a dumb simp.

    • @travgusmc
      @travgusmc Год назад +21

      So wait, Obesity is beautiful now? 😂 🙄

  • @ainmeile
    @ainmeile Год назад +17

    "I'm glowing!" No you're not, you're sweating, you're going into shock, just... take a knee and get that thing outta there...
    Incredible line!

  • @AkosuaOfewaaOpoku
    @AkosuaOfewaaOpoku Год назад +70

    I had no idea this was (a little over) an hour long until it ended. I was glued from beginning to end; she certainly exceeded my expectations.

    • @jameskozakiewicz571
      @jameskozakiewicz571 10 месяцев назад +2

      same. I just kinda fell into it, and I'm not mad.

  • @diegonardomarino3824
    @diegonardomarino3824 Год назад +15

    She's just amazing. I'm from Argentina and she motivates me to want to continue learning English ❤

  • @lunasjade
    @lunasjade Год назад +80

    ok Jenny Zigrino. I'm gonna need a Netflix special from you ASAP. I'm manifesting that you become mega huge in the comedy industry, like selling out countrywide tours huge. For one, I want to buy tickets to a show. Secondly, your special was fucking hilarious. I'm sharing to friends, I'm rewatching it later, I'll probably have most of your jokes memorized by the end of the week. You're so talented. Your jokes were absolutely, crying till I laugh worthy.

    • @burdenblossom9484
      @burdenblossom9484 Год назад +3

      Did you use rosemary, basil and Old Bay in that manifestation? 😂

    • @Linejs1
      @Linejs1 Год назад

      Yes, let’s all use our sex magic to make it happen!

    • @JC-rr2kc
      @JC-rr2kc 11 месяцев назад

      @@burdenblossom9484 😂mmmmmm, sounds better with some shellfish though

  • @LuluAthil
    @LuluAthil Год назад +10

    "I, being in my thirties, said, 'No.'" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nicholasbragg4521
    @nicholasbragg4521 Год назад +39

    Tired listening to this while lifting for a destresser and it’s impossible to lift to as I was laughing my ass off. Hilarious

  • @michaelhankins8807
    @michaelhankins8807 Год назад +8

    I Laughed. I Cried.I Feared. Worshiping this Goddess is the Next Logical Step.
    Right? Ballsy Intelligent Humor in A Beautiful Package.
    Adonai!!!

  • @seanh8095
    @seanh8095 Год назад +214

    This was way funnier than I expected. Her personality is as entertaining as her jokes!

    • @mightytaiger3000
      @mightytaiger3000 11 месяцев назад +1

      men give the lousiest “compliments”

    • @seanh8095
      @seanh8095 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@mightytaiger3000 ???

  • @maytale.7184
    @maytale.7184 Год назад +122

    I’ve been wanting to watch a full set from Jenny and she delivered. She’s too funny!

  • @amy-louisesnelling379
    @amy-louisesnelling379 11 месяцев назад +17

    I never expected to watch a full hour of this comedian I don’t even know but Jenny delivered. Damn, she’s a pro. 👏👏👏

  • @Nico5890
    @Nico5890 Год назад +119

    First time I've heard Jenny. Holy crap, the pure absolute skill. I'm stunned!!! also my cheeks hurt from laughing
    I MUST SEE HER LIVE ASAP

  • @elizabethpowell326
    @elizabethpowell326 Год назад +10

    She got me, I was doing kegels!! 😂

  • @down-to-earth-mystery-school
    @down-to-earth-mystery-school Год назад +18

    Fantastic - the laughs keep coming! And by the way Millenials, welcome to being invisible. Signed, Gen X

    • @100samanthamarie
      @100samanthamarie Год назад

      I’m 30 and I look 17 so I’m just waiting on my wrinkles to come in so I can become invisible. I’ve always wanted to be invisible. I’ve always been in my own world like listening to music and singing in public because I love music and singing so that doesn’t help being invisible. I have severe adhd and severe anxiety so I can’t stop singing. It’s either song or have an anxiety attack in public.
      I love all generations by the way. Each has positives and negatives.
      My favorite generation is Gen z because a higher percentage of people who know about psychology and healing than the other generations. That’s the way to a better society. ❤ it’s a statistical hypothesis.

    • @etsugradlib
      @etsugradlib Год назад +1

      At least they had a moment.. which they stole from Gen X! It lasted 20 years, BTW. Sorry the entire generation of people fawning over millennial finally ended. 😂

    • @Zyryne1
      @Zyryne1 7 месяцев назад

      That was our lives being raised by y'all and the Boomers. Bet.
      Sincerely,
      1983 😊❤

  • @naomieg1041
    @naomieg1041 Год назад +49

    She got me laughing out loud while I'm at work. Yeah, working from home

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      @jeanfoley3266 Год назад

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  • @nataliecohen814
    @nataliecohen814 Год назад +26

    The producing platforms should give you all their money for more specials 🎉😂👏🏻

  • @MarkG80615
    @MarkG80615 10 месяцев назад +2

    “Just because it’s on the stove, doesn’t mean it’s done cooking “! Brilliant!

  • @ermo5623
    @ermo5623 Год назад +43

    She’s just adorable! & I know people say this all the time, but she truly has a smile that lights up a room! Very funny! I will be following!-from a safe distance 😁❤️

  • @Pouquiloury
    @Pouquiloury Год назад +48

    I think she's great. I can relate to so many of her stories. And when she started about performing in Berlin.... well... it still is a touchy subject... "Don’t mention the war"... and as a Jewish person making those jokes.... I was roaring with laughter. Because making those jokes, there.... it was painful and funny. She slamdunked it there.
    Being funny and gorgeous, what a presence ❤😊😂

  • @davesampieri
    @davesampieri 3 месяца назад +1

    One of the funniest comedians I’ve ever watched. I go to a lot of shows and own a ton their shows (pay for their work please!) and have seen excellent comics, but I love her timing and her take on the topics in her act. She’s having fun up on the stage and the audience feels her energy. What fun!

  • @veronicafarrell6676
    @veronicafarrell6676 Год назад +106

    She's so intellectual! Vey solid mind. That makes her comedy effective, captivating and enduring.

  • @rebeccadeleon5027
    @rebeccadeleon5027 Год назад +14

    The ending had me in tears!!! I haven't belly laughed like that in a while 😍😍

  • @LezbollahMothra
    @LezbollahMothra Год назад +7

    This whole set was absolutely iconic.

  • @justin_your_cousin9273
    @justin_your_cousin9273 Год назад +17

    "Boomers are robbing us and Gen X aint hiring us!"
    Millenials and Gen Z

  • @JD-ku3xt
    @JD-ku3xt Год назад +5

    "the tiger is our third!" 😂😂
    Can there be an in between?

  • @kerch-e
    @kerch-e Год назад +8

    She's hilarious. I hope to see her live some day

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Год назад +8

    i need a cocktail recipe that would make me start a business please😂

  • @leslieliu8372
    @leslieliu8372 Год назад +7

    Jenny looks so pretty in that dress! ✨#goals

  • @Nebiroze
    @Nebiroze Год назад +8

    Just goddamn, masterful wit from the balls of patriarchy to being Fat in Japan, I fucking love Jenny Zigrino.

  • @EamonWill
    @EamonWill Год назад +6

    I'm not trying to ruin the joke, but I do want to point out that Germany is actually super progressive about teaching the younger generations about the Holocaust and making sure that the lesson of treating everyone equally and not being bigoted and how to see the warning signs of a controlling government or movement so that nothing like that ever happens again. Honestly, it's America that is struggling to learn from its past and account for its mistakes with the oppression of minority communities. Right now we're just doubling down on the oppression and making it worse!

  • @cenziclopedia
    @cenziclopedia Год назад +114

    Hilarious live set! Thank you Jen for accompanying me while i did the dishes, folded my clothes and rubbed one out

  • @josusa1647
    @josusa1647 Год назад +31

    Jenny, you’re hysterical!! Very original. Loved your special!!

  • @skywalker5thwrld
    @skywalker5thwrld 5 месяцев назад

    20:21 😂😂😂😂😂
    “Dude soup is wet! But just because it’s on the stove doesn’t mean it’s done cookin! Get back in there chef” 💀💀💀💀🤣

  • @stephfoster4940
    @stephfoster4940 Год назад +15

    This is sooooo funny! I laughed so much!
    So glad to have just been introduced to you on JTrain!😀

  • @lightlovemagick
    @lightlovemagick Год назад +7

    i laughed and cried. Deeply true and hilarious.

  • @k.a.236
    @k.a.236 Год назад +14

    Saw some clips of her on shorts, she's hilarious! Looking forward to watching this 😀

  • @clumsiii
    @clumsiii Год назад +3

    Dude, soup is wet 20:20 this set is so amazing and I'm only 1/3 of the way - and the audience response is perfect

  • @chethaynes5802
    @chethaynes5802 Год назад +3

    HILARIOUS !
    She is a Complete and Total Babe !

  • @mermaiddiyartist8119
    @mermaiddiyartist8119 Год назад +8

    Which candidate would you share a jelly bean with😂😂

  • @danielleaugustine2241
    @danielleaugustine2241 Год назад +11

    Freaking hilarious! Loved the whole set 😅

  • @MasterGeekMX
    @MasterGeekMX Год назад +3

    The fact I can relate so much to 30's dating while being in my mid 20's tells so much about lots of stuff...

  • @maryboros-te8wn
    @maryboros-te8wn Год назад +8

    Dam Lady you have Insight and say what some of wish we could say😅! You rock!

  • @GigiButterflie
    @GigiButterflie 9 месяцев назад +1

    ….. I started doing my kegels the moment she mentioned them 🤣🤣

  • @annemarieeunice6083
    @annemarieeunice6083 4 месяца назад

    I love her sense of humour, humble and strong ....really made me laugh

  • @sleepygoblin87
    @sleepygoblin87 Год назад +17

    She's the most millennial person ever ♥️ (I am too)

  • @kosmickobb8570
    @kosmickobb8570 Год назад +5

    She looks so fine! I am so in love with the outfit too! Love this and hope to see more!!

  • @ayatti26
    @ayatti26 Год назад +14

    Jenny. Wow out of the gate funny. Either you are an amazing writer or you team is amazing. Keep them coming. Great Legs.

    • @malloryconnors
      @malloryconnors Год назад

      Such a weird comment lol. Standups don’t have writers! and the leg thing… why?

    • @ayatti26
      @ayatti26 Год назад +2

      @Mallory Connors check the closing credits. She is the writer. How do you think they set up their joke line up. They write them. Other comedians have writering team, they say it themselves, Chappelle, Brian. Lastly, yes, she has great legs hence the dress and not pants. She know it also.

    • @ayatti26
      @ayatti26 Год назад

      @@axeSyntax 😂😂🤔

  • @NoQuadsNoMasters
    @NoQuadsNoMasters Год назад +6

    The drip is totally the best part of coke

  • @maurawhelan3530
    @maurawhelan3530 Год назад +2

    ‘’He can’t have a job,hair and be funny…pick one”…hysterical

  • @BenjaminK-nf7zt
    @BenjaminK-nf7zt 11 месяцев назад +1

    I watch standup every day multiple shows. I've never commented on anyone's show but I wanted to say be super proud of this. No names and big names this is the most enjoyable, hilarious full show I've probably ever seen.tysm! I hope you get everything from your career that you want! I'd be soo proud if I were your parents and I'm definitely old enough to be.( 49)

    • @BenjaminK-nf7zt
      @BenjaminK-nf7zt 11 месяцев назад

      Oops & this is the wife of the account I'm using not a male. I just realized I was on my husband's RUclips account.

  • @xavierzuniga4376
    @xavierzuniga4376 Год назад +2

    Nailed it! Wtf! I a douche to never have heard your art. Gr8 job. Instant fan after first 15 mins....good to hear real women in their prime.

  • @randallchristman6698
    @randallchristman6698 Год назад +1

    I saw Jenny for the first time in ‘Bad Santa 2’ and she was hilarious and I’ve been hooked ever since.

  • @123yallerdog
    @123yallerdog 6 месяцев назад +1

    Glad I got to see this. Seems to me that you are the funniest person I've ever heard. Your understanding of psychology is extrraordinary. You use this to empathize and fascinate your audience., You are original and honest. I laughed non-stop,. Im on the look out for your show.,

  • @robertmaybeth3434
    @robertmaybeth3434 8 месяцев назад +1

    My first time seeing this girl, and I think she has buckets of talent. She is so cheerful, perky and well spoken she just carries you along with wherever she is going.

  • @jimbobruno4257
    @jimbobruno4257 9 месяцев назад +1

    She funny as hell

  • @Sara-fb4id
    @Sara-fb4id Год назад +5

    It was hilarious! Absolutely amazing!

  • @janefromcanada6943
    @janefromcanada6943 11 месяцев назад +1

    Really funny! Love the rush spell part! Herbs everywhere 😂

  • @chelseaclerke3582
    @chelseaclerke3582 Год назад +6

    Loved this whole show!

  • @platystrophia
    @platystrophia Год назад +21

    I'm so excited your full set is on RUclips!

  • @orionlleyessa1306
    @orionlleyessa1306 6 дней назад

    She never dropped the ball - hilarious:) an hour flew by

  • @Ophelia_Pain
    @Ophelia_Pain Год назад +6

    Lmfao!! My balls were in the Way!!! 🤣😆

  • @quinnaddison420
    @quinnaddison420 9 месяцев назад +2

    One of my favorite comedians of all time. She’s so quick and dry at the same time. Delightful.

  • @traceyroyer993
    @traceyroyer993 Год назад +6

    Definitely one of the BEST comediennes (giggle girls- female comics, etc.), I've EVER seen. And I've seen more than most of you here. I'm Gen X/Boomer... Gotta love this gal! Keep going, time IS running out...🎯👁🤪😁😜😄💚💯🤯🕉💙💫☮

    • @aliecarey
      @aliecarey Год назад

      You should check out Kathleen Madigan or Jackie Kashian they are polished female comedians. Both insanely funny

  • @alexia2099
    @alexia2099 Год назад +3

    She's great!
    Well done, young lady

  • @robertacosta7586
    @robertacosta7586 Год назад +2

    Good thing i clicked on her. first time seeing her comedy very funny.

  • @tinaho2347
    @tinaho2347 Год назад +3

    Thanks for going on Ron’s podcast, I would’ve never seen this 😊😊😊

  • @The_Cadaver
    @The_Cadaver Год назад +1

    Jenny and Stavros are my favorite millennial comedians rn.

  • @chelseashurmantine8153
    @chelseashurmantine8153 Год назад +1

    This was awesome! The bidet bit killed me

  • @faithsaidthat
    @faithsaidthat 11 месяцев назад +2

    My Boomer parents actually owned several duplexes, so that hit that "man, we gotta clean this nasty a$$ dupluex everytime a tenent moves, because my parents dont wanna pay for real cleaners" nerve. That's why we moved out.

  • @foxxxy1115
    @foxxxy1115 Год назад +2

    Oh my god this woman is so funny I want more!!!

  • @jessicabaade9202
    @jessicabaade9202 Год назад +11

    I love her! So damned funny.

  • @georgiarn3915
    @georgiarn3915 Год назад +1

    Was introduced to Jenny in Bad Santa 2, love her!

  • @JenSeamanComedy
    @JenSeamanComedy Год назад +18

    Jenny Z is hilarious!!!

  • @cocomaire
    @cocomaire Год назад +4

    Loved it! Super funny and charismatic. Very attractive and smart. Checking for you! Get it Girl! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @JLoveJasminLove
    @JLoveJasminLove 9 месяцев назад

    @6:20 had t pause cuz I was laughing too hard😂😂😭😭😭😩😩😂😂

  • @Pecan-jt6yj
    @Pecan-jt6yj Год назад +2

    My gratitude to the comedian and all that contributed to her special. My wife and I are both at under the weather, and you made my day much better!

  • @Dr3wBaby810
    @Dr3wBaby810 10 месяцев назад +1

    This is excellent! She's hilarious 😂 sad it took me 7 months to find it hut definitely tapped in to see what's next ❤

  • @heroesnvillans
    @heroesnvillans Год назад +4

    10/10. Charming as hell!

  • @markmercier568
    @markmercier568 7 месяцев назад

    I love the screech laugher in the audience cracks me up

  • @Itsant33
    @Itsant33 Год назад +7

    She has other sets. She has "fun aunt" energy

  • @brandroidanimal
    @brandroidanimal Год назад +7

    man you wear me out...
    youre hilarious...
    what a great comedian...

  • @mermaiddiyartist8119
    @mermaiddiyartist8119 Год назад +3

    Gen z drinks for fun not to forget 😂

  • @alzychoze6591
    @alzychoze6591 Год назад +6

    In command. Funny in a laugh out loud interesting way-Superb showmanship.

  • @barbarastockham4036
    @barbarastockham4036 Год назад +3

    Awesome!!! Such a great set!

  • @cindicobb6598
    @cindicobb6598 Год назад +8

    Perfect !!! So Needed This After A Long Icky Monday!!!
    Thank You Jen!!!
    Awesome!!

  • @LesleyVamos
    @LesleyVamos 11 месяцев назад

    So happy this exists!!!!

  • @lyngirasol5773
    @lyngirasol5773 Год назад +2

    god I love you

  • @carlottahadnott7876
    @carlottahadnott7876 Год назад +3

    I'm hollerin at work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039
    @igobothwaysallidoismakewav5039 Год назад +2

    She is beautiful and I love her romper 💟

  • @TheYankeeBuckeye
    @TheYankeeBuckeye 8 месяцев назад

    Ok, so the instant she said the word 'kegel', I immediately did one. She hasn't even gotten to the joke about other people doing it and I was already doing it!!
    Wow... The power of the kegel is strong!