“you can take your monstera frosted doorknob and shove it up your philodendron chocolate delight.” literally the best sentence I have ever heard in my entire life
I almost paid $350 for a fresh cut pink Micans & Aurea Micans. I backed out as it started to feel sketchy. This rant makes me feel so much better about that decision.
Would love to see some more in depth videos on some of these points! I also would consider Philodendron Brasil to be variegated. It’s a variegated version of Philodendron Hederaceum Green. The commonality of a plant shouldn’t affect whether or not we call it variegated.
It most definitely is, quite self evidently. It also reverts to regular green hederaceum. I wouldn't sell fully reverted green hederaceum cuttings as "reverted brasil", it's just regular hederaceum at that point. That instagram comment was fully unfathomable to me. It's not a name for a special plant, it's a thing those plants do, and if someone let's themselves be fooled by believing there's something even more unique about the plant when variegation is mentioned but the plant in question is already variegated, it's on them. There is absolutely nothing wrong with calling it variegation when it 100% is. Variegation is just pigmen error.
Omg I remember watching your video about the chemically variegated plants. I saw a big “local” seller sell a pink micans plant for over 500 dollars I was like oh noooo
I’d definitely say philodendron brazil is variegated, but it’s just not the kind of variegation we usually associate with when we talk about it. Brazil is a variegated cultivar of philodendron hederaceum, along with other cultivars of it like Rio, Cream Splash, etc. They can also definitely revert back to all green, which is what happens to all non systemic variegation. I have a Brazil myself and some vines have definitely reverted on me.
The thing that kills me is people killing themselves searching for carnivals or gabbys but to me all the cultivars of them legit all look the same. None more spectacular than another type but some cost x4 as much.
I disagree on the variegation debate with brasils and tinekes. It feels lightly gatekeepery to say they’re not variegated. They are! Just not in the way that’s currently popular, almost because they’re too “perfect”. I see the same thing happening with lab-created diamonds. People pooh-pooh them and say they’re not real diamonds, because they’re too perfect and artificial when they have the same physical, chemical, and optical characteristics as a diamond found in the ground. Tinekes/brasils ARE variegated; their variegation is just more perfect - in the same way a lab-created diamond is more perfect than a ground diamond. I think acknowledging that though would almost devalue more wildly variegated plants, so people argue they’re not REALLY variegated. Plants are plants. I love both kinds!
I’d love a full info and care guide on the blue oil fern. I recently got one and the info out there is slim! Obviously I can find bits and bops here but I’d like to know someone who has had actually had what their experiences are, problems they ran into how they fixed it etc
So glad you did this video. Ran across a lady the other day, she was so happy she finally had a Albo but she bought a half moon an all she was getting was white leaves. Felt really bad for her. She was clueless. So thank you 💚
I've never felt more validated. I thought my var. Florida Beauty problems were just a fluke. Love your energy in this one and "chaos rules" is a good reminder anytime I look at my plants. Gotta love unpredictable nature. Keeps me on my toes!
The all variegated parts of a Halfmoon Monstera absolutely doesn't have to brown/die off at all. If it's an aurea? Hell yes, that thing will brown 100%. An albo? Nope, not if you know how to properly care for them.
This has been one of my favourite videos you've done in a long time. 😂 love it. On the side of calling something like a philodendron brazil verigated. It is veriegated, but the name covers the fact its verigated...like you dont say verigated pink princess, you just say pink princess or a tai consolation. Once a verigation is commen enough (with maybe some tc help) and it named its still has verigation, its just stable and covered bu the name. Only thing i can think of would be like asking for a sugar free coke zero, you fell me 😄
Kaylee I wanted to talk to you about each one until I realized you hit ut spot on. Oh my goodness You were on fire and you are an absolute smile that is so big your face hurts. Thank you! ❤
Kaylee can you elaborate on ‘blocky’ variegation looking suspect? My understanding is that variegation often does have clearly defined margins (white knight) and can appear in ‘blocks’ while disease/damage/pests will have blurry margins.
Dear Kaylee, that was the best 28 minutes of comedy I've seen in years!!! Sweetheart you missed your calling!! You should absolutely be be doing comedy sketches!! I can't remember the last time might laugh so hard!!! Please, please, please do more rants!! The plant nut from Hawaii sincerely, Normand Sometimes it is what is beautiful that carries us.....
Your energy this whole video had me laughing my ass off 😂 In all seriousness though, you’ve taught me everything I know about plant scammers and I really appreciate videos like this ❤ Thanks Kaylee!
Really enjoyed this rant! I’d love to see you take down some of the facebook communities. They seem to be some of the worst. Like, someone will post a photo of a new plant they are proud of, and then people will tear them down, commenting on how much they paid, how it was over priced, that it’s a crap specimen. Whatever. So many are such toxic spaces where people just seem to be dicks.
I feel you on the paraiso verde. Bought it not knowing about the temperature thing and when the first green leaf came out I was shocked😅. Luckily it was only 20 euro's but I'm so happy I didn't splurge on it. During a heatwave it made one green leaf with vague speckling (while it was 35 degrees outside) so I've given up and now it's just a green plant with some pretty leafs at the bottom😂
I loooove this video :D Some var plants look like they are on the verge of dying due to spidermite attack. I;ve never understood that "mint" phenomenon except for the real monstera mint var 💚
My Brasil’s go from the original clippings with two or three big leaves. Green with a light green stripe. Boring! When I’ve had the clippings, the leaves have gone crazy! Pinkish to red, neon green, and lots of funky patterned leaves too. My faves!!
When you said … looks like a bird 💩 on the leaf. The first thing that came to mind is variegated Alocasia Frydek !! I have not seen too many I actually like! Anyone else?
I would call p. Brasil variegated, because it is. But I wouldn't label it "p. Brasil variegated" since that's unnecessary, or label it "philodendron hedaraceum variegated" since it has a cultivar name already
Oh man, the Florida beauty thing. Third time was the charm for me, at least so far, but I’m currently scared to breathe too close to it because I’m getting a high variegation leaf then a low variegation leaf, then high, then low, etc. Not 100% either way yet, but I need to sacrifice a goat to the plant gods or something because I won’t cope if it goes full flip flop.
There are some variegations that I love, I find them absolutely beautiful, even if it makes them diva plants. There are others I really don't like (yellow variegations, I always have the feeling a plant is sick; pink variegations, not my colour;...) But I can't afford to buy a well established plant and all. I saved money for my birthday and went to a plant fair, I got a head cutting with 3 leaves of a montera variegata (it was at the end of April, the plant rooted superbly and gave me a beautiful new leaf) and I bought a single tiny leaf of alocasia frydek variegata, because I can't afford a bigger one. It's still pretty small, but it gave me already 5 new leaves and it keeps going. It get bigger each time and it's so pretty. Recently I stumbled across a calathea white fusion, I know it's a diva, but I gave it a try, because I think they are so beautiful. It was the first time I was seeing one in a shop, it wasn't very expensive (like 12€) so I went for it. I'm sure it'll struggle along the way, but I'll do my best to keep it happy. I can understand the hate, but I like some variegations.
I would say that Philodendron "Brasil" is variegated. I rather like it because it's vigorous and simple to grow, and each leaf is a bit different from the last. Yet it's green and green and so won't have any photosynthesis problems. Great rant!
I love this rant especially in her accent. But its true, I love variegation but the tricks out here from some of these sellers are a trip. When she said, get that ish checked out from the mother plant, hilarious. I recently left my pink princess outside in the sun too long and the burning looks a hot mess.
I Did not expect to be laughing my ass off while clicking onto this random video… 😂 an informative comedy… you are so entertaining to listen to 🤓😂take my like and subscription!
Common plants can def be variagated, and the elastica tineke and brasil are, it's just that nobody calls them that bc variagation is often only associated with rare plants.. Variagation is not subjective, it either is or isn't.
This was nothing short of f#%king brilliant. As an ‘Albo’ Daddy, it’s been a crazy roller coaster ride. Wish I had this video as a guide when I first started collecting all the ‘Albo’s.’
😂 You crack me up Kaylee! I just love you! Your humor is unlike any other! Keep it up girl! Love it! Frosted doorknob! Lol what?! 🤣 Thanks for the laugh, thank you so so much! 😂❤ This is probably my favorite video yet on here.
I like how enthusiastic she is in this video. It shows just how passionate she is about innocent people getting scammed by scumbags that sell crappy cuttings that are fated to die.
I have 3 pink Princesses and the only one I've never had to worry about the leaves buckling is the one that I keep in front of the window in the bathroom.
I listened to this again. I've been looking for a Florida Beauty, and all the ones I've found are miss-ID of Florida green with no variegation. I adore these rants, because I see things labeled as weird names, I've put in the correct information and they don't like me pointing out inaccuracies. I point it out, not to be mean, so people new to things can double check their facts. So thank you for your great work and help. Your honesty and integrity is absolutely amazing.
Kaylee just going off unhinged for 28 minutes straight was a treat. As someone who started their plant journey with a variegated plant I relate to this so much 😂 But I'm obsessed with them so this is life now 😅🤷♂️
Great video! I never understood the sun stress thing. I see people selling Hoyas and they put “sun stressed” in the title like that’s a good thing. 🤦🏾♀️ Like you said, why would you want a stressed plant?
I spent 120 on a variegated philodendron I wouldn’t have bought because I already had one, albeit smaller, because of what I found out after watching a previous video of yours was just sun/heat stress. I wish I’d seen your video and this video BEFORE I bought it. It’s gorgeous and well established but the reason I bought it isn’t what I thought 😞
Just observed a seller selling a M. ALBO that had top leaves 🍃, all white, for considerably more than moderate variegation on her other ALBOS...THIS RANT IS NEEDED FOR EDUCATION FOR THE MORE IGNORANT AMONG US...
I made the mistake of buying a half moon monstera aurea and I finally just cut it back to the base after a year of full green, half moon (moon side dies off), full green, half moon (moon side dies off), etc. The original leaf is still alive and has the normal marbled variegation so I'm hoping it grows out that way this time around.
Oops I brought a Monsterra Peru. Lol. I only paid $20. I just brought. Pink Princess, Alocasia Black Velvet, Philodendron Silver Sword, and a Sansevieria Whale Fin. Each for under $20. All in 6 inch pots.
😂😂😂 , yo no tengo ninguna planta variegada , no se pero no las veo tan tan atractivas ....ohhh perdón , tengo un Philodendro black Knight y está ok y la más modesta pero no por ello menos hermosa. el philo painted lady , bueno en verdad me gusta hasta la hierba y es verdeeeee 😂😂😂🤣🤣 , en fin creo que es cuestión de edad , llevo cultivando más de 35 años y me gusta lo que me gusta y fin . 💌
I would call them variegated in a technical term...like in a teaching moment. However, if I was clocking the variegated plants I owned then I would not count them within that variegated "trophy" category. Maybe it is that kinda....All pansies are violas, but not all violas are pansies...🤷🏽♀️
There is absolutely no debate about whether Philodendron 'Brazil' and Ficus 'Tineke' are variegated or not, they of course are, are you people just mad a common house plant could be variegated? It's a biology, not a price question. What are your arguments?
This video really cracked me up 😂😂😂 I completely agree with the ridiculous names people are giving plants with “cool” variegation…. Can we just not????? 🤣
Serendipity? Fate? You mentioned Whipple Way and that reminded me to check and see what prices were like these days.... what comes up on my Etsy search (is it me or is Etsy really getting weird lately?) but a "Variegated Philodendron House plant". It's a Philodendron Brazil. Put me in the camp who finds it annoying to label a Brazil a "Variegated Philodendron House plant".
“you can take your monstera frosted doorknob and shove it up your philodendron chocolate delight.”
literally the best sentence I have ever heard in my entire life
Oh kaylee I love when you rant 🥰 it brings out the absolute best in you and we need to see more videos like this!!!
Thank you! 😁
Kaylee is on the loose and you can’t tell her NOTHING! She coming after all the scammers!
Long may she reign 🙌
Oh. My. God. You just made my night 😆💚 You're absolutely hilarious and I was cracking up the whole video 😂
Haha thank you so much!
“I sell it but don’t buy it.” This is why we’re here. Honesty. Comical honesty. 😂
I almost paid $350 for a fresh cut pink Micans & Aurea Micans. I backed out as it started to feel sketchy. This rant makes me feel so much better about that decision.
That was a VINTAGE Kaylee Ellen video and I'm living for it. We need these more often!
Would love to see some more in depth videos on some of these points!
I also would consider Philodendron Brasil to be variegated. It’s a variegated version of Philodendron Hederaceum Green. The commonality of a plant shouldn’t affect whether or not we call it variegated.
It most definitely is, quite self evidently. It also reverts to regular green hederaceum. I wouldn't sell fully reverted green hederaceum cuttings as "reverted brasil", it's just regular hederaceum at that point. That instagram comment was fully unfathomable to me. It's not a name for a special plant, it's a thing those plants do, and if someone let's themselves be fooled by believing there's something even more unique about the plant when variegation is mentioned but the plant in question is already variegated, it's on them. There is absolutely nothing wrong with calling it variegation when it 100% is. Variegation is just pigmen error.
Omg I remember watching your video about the chemically variegated plants. I saw a big “local” seller sell a pink micans plant for over 500 dollars I was like oh noooo
"You can take your monstera frosted doorknob and shove it up your philodendron chocolate delight." LMAO. That's pure gold!
I’d definitely say philodendron brazil is variegated, but it’s just not the kind of variegation we usually associate with when we talk about it.
Brazil is a variegated cultivar of philodendron hederaceum, along with other cultivars of it like Rio, Cream Splash, etc. They can also definitely revert back to all green, which is what happens to all non systemic variegation. I have a Brazil myself and some vines have definitely reverted on me.
I agree. Mine must have got too much light, cause I have far more lime green leaves than I'd like to have!!
The thing that kills me is people killing themselves searching for carnivals or gabbys but to me all the cultivars of them legit all look the same. None more spectacular than another type but some cost x4 as much.
Tell the TRUTH and SHAME those scammers. Preach it Lady.💯💯💯!!
I disagree on the variegation debate with brasils and tinekes. It feels lightly gatekeepery to say they’re not variegated. They are! Just not in the way that’s currently popular, almost because they’re too “perfect”. I see the same thing happening with lab-created diamonds. People pooh-pooh them and say they’re not real diamonds, because they’re too perfect and artificial when they have the same physical, chemical, and optical characteristics as a diamond found in the ground.
Tinekes/brasils ARE variegated; their variegation is just more perfect - in the same way a lab-created diamond is more perfect than a ground diamond. I think acknowledging that though would almost devalue more wildly variegated plants, so people argue they’re not REALLY variegated.
Plants are plants. I love both kinds!
Literally any yellow variegated plants look like death to me, I genuinely cant understand why people pay more for them.
YES! Just looks like you forgot to feed your plants for about 10 years or the leaf is dying off
I’d love a full info and care guide on the blue oil fern. I recently got one and the info out there is slim! Obviously I can find bits and bops here but I’d like to know someone who has had actually had what their experiences are, problems they ran into how they fixed it etc
So glad you did this video. Ran across a lady the other day, she was so happy she finally had a Albo but she bought a half moon an all she was getting was white leaves. Felt really bad for her. She was clueless. So thank you 💚
I've never felt more validated. I thought my var. Florida Beauty problems were just a fluke. Love your energy in this one and "chaos rules" is a good reminder anytime I look at my plants. Gotta love unpredictable nature. Keeps me on my toes!
The all variegated parts of a Halfmoon Monstera absolutely doesn't have to brown/die off at all. If it's an aurea? Hell yes, that thing will brown 100%. An albo? Nope, not if you know how to properly care for them.
This has been one of my favourite videos you've done in a long time. 😂 love it.
On the side of calling something like a philodendron brazil verigated. It is veriegated, but the name covers the fact its verigated...like you dont say verigated pink princess, you just say pink princess or a tai consolation. Once a verigation is commen enough (with maybe some tc help) and it named its still has verigation, its just stable and covered bu the name.
Only thing i can think of would be like asking for a sugar free coke zero, you fell me 😄
Kaylee I wanted to talk to you about each one until I realized you hit ut spot on. Oh my goodness You were on fire and you are an absolute smile that is so big your face hurts. Thank you! ❤
Kaylee can you elaborate on ‘blocky’ variegation looking suspect? My understanding is that variegation often does have clearly defined margins (white knight) and can appear in ‘blocks’ while disease/damage/pests will have blurry margins.
Just a block that doesn’t go to the edges of the leaf or anything. A random block in the middle of the leaf or stem. That’s suspect.
After this video all varigated plants sellers drop their prices on varigated plants because nobody needs them anymore🙈
Dear Kaylee,
that was the best 28 minutes of comedy I've seen in years!!!
Sweetheart you missed your calling!!
You should absolutely be be doing comedy sketches!!
I can't remember the last time might laugh so hard!!!
Please, please, please do more rants!!
The plant nut from Hawaii
sincerely,
Normand
Sometimes it is what is beautiful that carries us.....
As an up and coming seller I love these videos. I want to know the ins and the outs to all plants so I can be honest and transparent with my buyers.
Your energy this whole video had me laughing my ass off 😂
In all seriousness though, you’ve taught me everything I know about plant scammers and I really appreciate videos like this ❤
Thanks Kaylee!
Preachhhhhhh girl too many ppl scamming drives ppl away from the plant community
Really enjoyed this rant! I’d love to see you take down some of the facebook communities. They seem to be some of the worst. Like, someone will post a photo of a new plant they are proud of, and then people will tear them down, commenting on how much they paid, how it was over priced, that it’s a crap specimen. Whatever. So many are such toxic spaces where people just seem to be dicks.
I completely and totally agree with you on the Adansonii mint! So ugly! Looks like diseased wilted spinach that a bug has been munching on!
Oh shite... I was today years old on the toast thing too! (Also thank you for the rants that are some of my top pet peeves as well.)
“I SELL IT, BUT DONT BUY IT!” Was too real! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😅 'stop texting him back' best video !! I can relate to both plants and guys lmao
I feel you on the paraiso verde. Bought it not knowing about the temperature thing and when the first green leaf came out I was shocked😅. Luckily it was only 20 euro's but I'm so happy I didn't splurge on it.
During a heatwave it made one green leaf with vague speckling (while it was 35 degrees outside) so I've given up and now it's just a green plant with some pretty leafs at the bottom😂
OMG my Florida Beauty and albo adinsonii SUCK! I’ve had both over a year. I’ve got an all yellow nub and a basket full of green. Hate them so much 😂
I agree with the Peru. She got me at the, “Don’t buy it, don’t buy it, I sell it, but don’t buy it!!” 😂😂
Can we please get a Hoya update? I want to see what Hoyas you currently have and if you’re still loving them. ❤❤❤
I loooove this video :D
Some var plants look like they are on the verge of dying due to spidermite attack. I;ve never understood that "mint" phenomenon except for the real monstera mint var 💚
My Brasil’s go from the original clippings with two or three big leaves. Green with a light green stripe. Boring! When I’ve had the clippings, the leaves have gone crazy! Pinkish to red, neon green, and lots of funky patterned leaves too. My faves!!
Go get ‘em Kaylee! Loving this angry rant, it’s incredibly entertaining 😜
Love from Canada! Keep the content coming!
When you said … looks like a bird 💩 on the leaf. The first thing that came to mind is variegated Alocasia Frydek !! I have not seen too many I actually like! Anyone else?
I would call p. Brasil variegated, because it is. But I wouldn't label it "p. Brasil variegated" since that's unnecessary, or label it "philodendron hedaraceum variegated" since it has a cultivar name already
I don't comment very often but this video was EVERYTHING! I watch your videos and this is the best thing I've seen in awhile. Thank you so much!
Philodendron Birkin's. Notorious for Cinderella syndrome lmao
Oh man, the Florida beauty thing. Third time was the charm for me, at least so far, but I’m currently scared to breathe too close to it because I’m getting a high variegation leaf then a low variegation leaf, then high, then low, etc. Not 100% either way yet, but I need to sacrifice a goat to the plant gods or something because I won’t cope if it goes full flip flop.
Paraiso Verde variegation is influenced by temperature 💀 I traded mine cause I was hardly getting anything out of it.
There are some variegations that I love, I find them absolutely beautiful, even if it makes them diva plants. There are others I really don't like (yellow variegations, I always have the feeling a plant is sick; pink variegations, not my colour;...)
But I can't afford to buy a well established plant and all. I saved money for my birthday and went to a plant fair, I got a head cutting with 3 leaves of a montera variegata (it was at the end of April, the plant rooted superbly and gave me a beautiful new leaf) and I bought a single tiny leaf of alocasia frydek variegata, because I can't afford a bigger one. It's still pretty small, but it gave me already 5 new leaves and it keeps going. It get bigger each time and it's so pretty.
Recently I stumbled across a calathea white fusion, I know it's a diva, but I gave it a try, because I think they are so beautiful. It was the first time I was seeing one in a shop, it wasn't very expensive (like 12€) so I went for it. I'm sure it'll struggle along the way, but I'll do my best to keep it happy.
I can understand the hate, but I like some variegations.
Brasil is absolutely variegated! It’s just not the sort variegation that we as collectors prefer or seek out.
I would say that Philodendron "Brasil" is variegated. I rather like it because it's vigorous and simple to grow, and each leaf is a bit different from the last. Yet it's green and green and so won't have any photosynthesis problems. Great rant!
I love this rant especially in her accent. But its true, I love variegation but the tricks out here from some of these sellers are a trip. When she said, get that ish checked out from the mother plant, hilarious. I recently left my pink princess outside in the sun too long and the burning looks a hot mess.
I Did not expect to be laughing my ass off while clicking onto this random video… 😂 an informative comedy… you are so entertaining to listen to 🤓😂take my like and subscription!
Common plants can def be variagated, and the elastica tineke and brasil are, it's just that nobody calls them that bc variagation is often only associated with rare plants.. Variagation is not subjective, it either is or isn't.
The Pink Princess Diamond Buttchug 😭😂
I'm 42 and a chef, I totally thought the numbers on a toaster are for toastiness and not minutes 😅 xxx
This was nothing short of f#%king brilliant. As an ‘Albo’ Daddy, it’s been a crazy roller coaster ride. Wish I had this video as a guide when I first started collecting all the ‘Albo’s.’
I lost it at Monstera Frosted Doorknob, I needed to laugh like that. This is pure gold
To me, this video is just absolute peak Kaylee Ellen. I adore your sassy energy ❤
That time when Kaylee read variegation perps like a sunday paper. "Monstera frosted doorknob" nearly killed me.
😂 You crack me up Kaylee! I just love you! Your humor is unlike any other! Keep it up girl! Love it! Frosted doorknob! Lol what?! 🤣 Thanks for the laugh, thank you so so much! 😂❤
This is probably my favorite video yet on here.
This video had me in stitches, Kaylee is hilarious 😂 love this energy 🎉
Omg LOVED this! Ranting Kaylee is rhe best Kaylee! I trust your knowledge because you not afraid to say the truth even if it’s not in you favor!
Sooooooo this!!!! All so true. Stand Up Rants are amazing👍 Chuckles 😂😂 No one can make it make sense even the seller selling a Florida “Mint” 😂😂 👍🥰
OMG, those zoom ins are unhinged 😅
This is just gold Kaylee! Love a Kaylee rant ❤😂❤😂❤😂
Omg You are you are so spot on love the rants because it’s like you’re reading my mind lol I just love your channel ❤
Omg I could listen to you complain about seller’s plant listings all day 😂😅👏🏼 keep up the great work! 🌱
I like how enthusiastic she is in this video. It shows just how passionate she is about innocent people getting scammed by scumbags that sell crappy cuttings that are fated to die.
This was the BEST stress dumb I have seen in a while. Thank you for it. Lots of clapping and amens from me. Wish I would seen this sooner. 😊
I have 3 pink Princesses and the only one I've never had to worry about the leaves buckling is the one that I keep in front of the window in the bathroom.
I listened to this again. I've been looking for a Florida Beauty, and all the ones I've found are miss-ID of Florida green with no variegation. I adore these rants, because I see things labeled as weird names, I've put in the correct information and they don't like me pointing out inaccuracies. I point it out, not to be mean, so people new to things can double check their facts. So thank you for your great work and help. Your honesty and integrity is absolutely amazing.
Kaylee just going off unhinged for 28 minutes straight was a treat.
As someone who started their plant journey with a variegated plant I relate to this so much 😂
But I'm obsessed with them so this is life now 😅🤷♂️
Great video! I never understood the sun stress thing. I see people selling Hoyas and they put “sun stressed” in the title like that’s a good thing. 🤦🏾♀️ Like you said, why would you want a stressed plant?
I spent 120 on a variegated philodendron I wouldn’t have bought because I already had one, albeit smaller, because of what I found out after watching a previous video of yours was just sun/heat stress. I wish I’d seen your video and this video BEFORE I bought it. It’s gorgeous and well established but the reason I bought it isn’t what I thought 😞
Totally agree on the variagated anthuriums, very entertainig video 😅
Just observed a seller selling a M. ALBO that had top leaves 🍃, all white, for considerably more than moderate variegation on her other ALBOS...THIS RANT IS NEEDED FOR EDUCATION FOR THE MORE IGNORANT AMONG US...
You are an expert Ranter!!!! Love how you get into it and cannot stop hardly. Too funny!!
Omg... omg... omg i got an idea for next rant video! Importing plants!111
Oh my God I just love you!!!;) You make me laugh my ass off. I could be in the most terrible mood and watch your videos and laugh and laugh 😂😂😂😂
I love your rants!!😂❤
No I don't think a philodendron Brazil is variegated. It's born that way😂
Omg you are so funny ❤❤
I made the mistake of buying a half moon monstera aurea and I finally just cut it back to the base after a year of full green, half moon (moon side dies off), full green, half moon (moon side dies off), etc. The original leaf is still alive and has the normal marbled variegation so I'm hoping it grows out that way this time around.
Best video ever 😂. Thank you for this. Best rant EVER. Keep up the good work
"Oh, and probably get the virus checked. Seriously."
Came here for plant content, stayed for the invaluable life advice. Queen!
Most definitely absolutely positively my most favorite video EVERRRRR!!!😂❤😂❤
rants are the best there is. keep on ranting about anything and I'll watch. Plants, houses, customers or the grocery bill price increases😈
USE A PENCIL TO GET YOUR LEAVES UNSTUCK!! It will save you and your leaves!! ❤❤❤❤❤
Absolutely loved this video and laughed through most of it lol funny cause it's true
"Say it with me, jump up & down with me guys" 😂💚 Love it!
Kaylee: Don't buy the Monstera Peru
Me: well she didn't say "don't buy the Varigated Peru...." *Buys it and continues to love it anyway*
Oops I brought a Monsterra Peru. Lol. I only paid $20. I just brought. Pink Princess, Alocasia Black Velvet, Philodendron Silver Sword, and a Sansevieria Whale Fin. Each for under $20. All in 6 inch pots.
Instead of variegated plants I prefer colour changing plants ie: whipple way, Florida bronze, Florida ghost… the colour without as much drama
😂😂😂 , yo no tengo ninguna planta variegada , no se pero no las veo tan tan atractivas ....ohhh perdón , tengo un Philodendro black Knight y está ok y la más modesta pero no por ello menos hermosa. el philo painted lady , bueno en verdad me gusta hasta la hierba y es verdeeeee 😂😂😂🤣🤣 , en fin creo que es cuestión de edad , llevo cultivando más de 35 años y me gusta lo que me gusta y fin . 💌
And this is why we trust you 😂 you’re not afraid to just speak the truth
I love how passionate you are and fearless. Those plants do look sick😂😂
I would call them variegated in a technical term...like in a teaching moment. However, if I was clocking the variegated plants I owned then I would not count them within that variegated "trophy" category. Maybe it is that kinda....All pansies are violas, but not all violas are pansies...🤷🏽♀️
Waiting till she sees the pink monsteras being sold on ebay 😂
Philodendron 'Brazil' is variegated but it isn't sectoral chimeral variegation like a Monstera 'Albo'. No true scotsman, ey?
There is absolutely no debate about whether Philodendron 'Brazil' and Ficus 'Tineke' are variegated or not, they of course are, are you people just mad a common house plant could be variegated? It's a biology, not a price question. What are your arguments?
This video really cracked me up 😂😂😂 I completely agree with the ridiculous names people are giving plants with “cool” variegation…. Can we just not????? 🤣
Brazil and tienke ARE variagated. I don't refer to them as "Brazil Varigata" or something. but they literally ARE variagated.
Love the this. If i could thumbs it up 1000xs ❤😂🎉😅😮. I would. Thanks for the laughs.
Serendipity? Fate? You mentioned Whipple Way and that reminded me to check and see what prices were like these days.... what comes up on my Etsy search (is it me or is Etsy really getting weird lately?) but a "Variegated Philodendron House plant". It's a Philodendron Brazil. Put me in the camp who finds it annoying to label a Brazil a "Variegated Philodendron House plant".
@11:36 what would you call this then? Just a random genetic mutation? Eeeeeverybody I know calls this “sport variegation” lol