A. Soldier the secret is that artillery is infantry but also trained to use big stick. Redleg has big stick like king. Infantry has small stick like twig.
@@mee9911 Yes and no. 81's were a bit more precise . FDC would give coordinates, number of charges on shell would need to be figured out. Gunner would have to set elevation...and goal is to drop the mortar directly on the target ... I know, that is a bit simplified...but it is a bit more than "that direction" 0341
As an Artillery man that did this job in Afghanistan 2011. I laughed so hard. Especially with the burning pit. Thank you for bringing back so many good times.
Not a mortarman, but I remember reading that those rings are for setting the distance/flight time of the projectiles. If that's the case, I imagine they get supplied with the full number of rings and remove unnecessary propellant for the distance they want it to cross. No need to carry extra propellant since each one already comes with the max amount, so they burn it. That's my guess though, idk shit about shit.
Ah the American south, somehow now unironically less racist than the American Midwest. And my favorite place to go for great food, great weather, and great people
I was a Mortarman in the Australian Army in the early 1990's...we used the 81mm. I will never forget the first time I heard a HE round being fired. Movies and camera don't do it justice...it's loud. I will also never forget the lonely walk to the forward aiming post with a hard struck dud round cradled in my arms like a baby...ahh, those were the days.
That Guy you literally commented "turn the camera 90 degrees" even though its at a 90 degree angle already. What you should have said is make it at a 180 degree angle if you want the video horizontal
MajesticBadger ... you gotta be kidding.. probably a phone.. and the "default" position of the phone is vertically which probably mean it's at 0 degree from default position... 90 degree angle would be horizontal as 180 degree would be upside down... Even from both sense to make it 180 degree angle or turn is another 180 degree would be both wrong.
MajesticBadger you really don't understand do you? I said "turn the camera 90 degrees" which is a relative instruction, i.e. turn it 90 degrees from where it already. You can't turn it "to 90 degrees" because there is no 90 degrees position that would be globally accepted, a phone is not a protractor. If this really is too hard for you to understand, perhaps you'd prefer I said "film vertically" or something.
Its not actual cheese, its a slang word for the distancing charges they use because they (kinda) look like lumps of cheese. They burn the unused ones and everyone has a good time.
Some designs of mortar instead used a venting system where you'd open ports on the tube to allow more gas to escape to lower the velocity of the round and thus changing the range.
Hey look, buddy, I'm a mortar man. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance... How am i going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from murdering all of you? The answer... use a mortar and the if that don't work... use more mortar Like this state-of-the-art, tripod mounted lil' beauty used by me... ... and your best hope? not pointed at you
My dad was a mortarman during the balkan wars, and i can't imagine what they did in spare time. Their "mortar training" was a little instructions book and they had 3 weeks to learn by themselves how to drop rounds effectively.
If they were Imperial Guards Men, they wouldn't have it this easy. (It has come to my attention that some people think that I'm talking about the national guard. I am not.)
I was in charge of a 60mm mortar platoon when I was assigned to a Navy Seabee Battalion in the late '90s. Part of the reason I was in charge was because I am mildly dyslexic and had a habit of lining the sight up on the wrong side of the alignment post when setting up a shot. Trust me, it makes a difference. During training we were told to always loudly yell the firing information and the mortar crew had to also yell to repeat the information as they were setting up the shot. This was most fun in the middle of the night during field exercises. We were usually cold, miserable and half asleep when a firing mission came in (you were not supposed to sleep, but there is nothing else to do during your watch). We would start yelling at the top of our lungs and waking up everyone in camp. This always impressed the trainers but naturally pissed everyone else off. The next day someone would always bitch, and I would simply let them know that is the way we were trained to do it, so tough shit.
When i think of mortars, i just remeber that one level from battlefeild three, because of being suppressed for about 3 minutes on the highest difficulty
Feeling that the US military's life is very happy, unlike the Taiwan military, the military discipline is very strict and can not have a joke. Once there is a joke, it will be punished by the chief and wants to join the US military.
Mortarwoman: doesn't exist Mortarman: fires vertically from the ground Mortarmaster: fires horizontally from the shoulder Mortargod: rapid fire straight out of his penis
My dad had pictures of his camp when he first went to the middle east. When he arrived, the bed he was given had a mortar hole right above it. Luckily nobody was in the tent when it was struck.
It's nitro glycerin in a "dried cheese" form. Like Velveeta slices. VERY FLAMMABLE COMBUSTIBLE OR MAY EXPLODE! And there is a powder charge as well, that's a "donut" ! After a live fire or after action, the cheese is burned. Depending on the amount, what they had was not much... you can see the flame for miles! Or burn it in small batches so it doesn't kill someone! The flame is very intense. Dry your laundry in seconds!
This is more motivating to join the army than any if their commercial. If i was 14 and saw this i woulda signed up twice to.be a mortarman. YO IM THE GUY THAT BLOWS SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Speak into the box.
"Y'all hear me?"
"Who is this, what's your rank?"
"Roger that. Bombs away."
Kek
xXFeralArtsXx HAHA made my day
omfg
"...boring conversation anyway.. LUKE we're gonna have company!"
Lmao!
Can't blame them for the vertical filming, mortars do fire vertically of course
Simanta Dutta lmao
lol
Lol
No because then te mortar would fall on themselves
Joshua Van Der Hoeven well realy the slightest incline could mean it lands about 300 meters away from you, so not realy.
Level- da bubbles
Look in- da sight
Shoot- da gun
Swab- da gun
Talk in- da box
*yall hear me?*
Yee yee!
Swab*- the gun
I hear ya
Yee yee!
hotel- trivago
Ah the mortar man, the animal which is not sure if it's infantry or artillery.
A. Soldier the secret is that artillery is infantry but also trained to use big stick. Redleg has big stick like king. Infantry has small stick like twig.
Mobile artillery?
Fascinating... Whats its diet?
Maxx Matlock Rip it, dip, hate and discontent.
@@TigerBaron Basically an infantry diet. Makes sense.
You give riflemen a target.
You give mortarmen a direction.
to be fair, they kinda need range besides direction too.
@@lordsiomai yeYEET
When u request mortar strike u give them a general direction such as, THERE
@@mee9911 "fuck that grid square in particular"
@@mee9911 Yes and no. 81's were a bit more precise . FDC would give coordinates, number of charges on shell would need to be figured out. Gunner would have to set elevation...and goal is to drop the mortar directly on the target ... I know, that is a bit simplified...but it is a bit more than "that direction" 0341
Life is like a box of mortar shells.
Candycorn 2014 You'll never know which one is going to blow up.
under rated comments
you never know what you hit
never know if its going to even make it 3ft from the mortar or if it will even hit its mark......or blow up in your face
what tha fuck is that
Legend has it that for every s'ploded terrorist, you can hear a subtle *yee! yee!* in the very far distance.
This comment deserves a medal.
TheDUI Guy I think it deserves a YEE! YEE!
Holy shit
If you look close enough you could see the mortar man do a little dance and tap his heels after every successful hit.
@Yee Vang I thought he said yeet. Mind you I'm hard of hearing and had a livestream on in background so I guess I didn't hear it well.
best quote "its alright tho cus they dont know shit"
2k17
BaBOOM
I literally scrolled down and saw this right as he says it
damn right.
For real tho 😂
As an Artillery man that did this job in Afghanistan 2011. I laughed so hard. Especially with the burning pit. Thank you for bringing back so many good times.
Thank you for your service. Just curious, whats up w the burning pit?
@@ethanthornton8687 I believe it's the propellant rings that are stacked on a mortars tail. Probably disposing of them for some reason.
@@justindunlap1235 i guess to leave nothing the enemy might be able to use
@@carterbutler2535 that and I've seen similar videos of magnesium chaff being burned in a hole In the desert because it was expired.
Not a mortarman, but I remember reading that those rings are for setting the distance/flight time of the projectiles. If that's the case, I imagine they get supplied with the full number of rings and remove unnecessary propellant for the distance they want it to cross. No need to carry extra propellant since each one already comes with the max amount, so they burn it.
That's my guess though, idk shit about shit.
"point that direction and shoot, yeet yeet!"
Cause fuck that general direction
alex sb yee yee.....
alex sb I literally just watched that part lol.
It’s not yeet yeet it’s yee yee it’s from Earl Dibbles Jr
Than It go boom
He just gained 15 years by taking his helmet off
jesse Summers was that the same person?
yes
jesse Summers as soon as I read the comment I knew it was bout hair loss
Lol yep
lose, the hair
So this is what Forrest's son does after he grew up.
yup
I don't get it
@@demonjmh film forest gump.
demonjmh how dare you not😤
@@yummyyum4626 I know but it still doesn't make sense
As a southern guy, I like that dude.
“I shoot where I want to, when I want to”
As a Texan.
I agree
Tho' I'd say he'd probably be someone from the Eastern southern states.
aka the armpit and bhole of america
smells like BO and does nothing but push out turds
@@arc-sd8sk The smelliest part of America I've ever been too was Newark, New Jersey.
Ah the American south, somehow now unironically less racist than the American Midwest. And my favorite place to go for great food, great weather, and great people
@@arc-sd8sk could have gotten rid of the smelly parts awhile back but someone stopped Lincoln from taking them back to their country
“You MLC certified?”
“Helllll no”
What's mlc verified?
What's MLC?
what?
Who’s MLC?
YEE YEE
finally a new tf2 character
That would finally mean new weapons. And a lot of them at that.
Snek the Guardsman XDDD
Snek the Guardsman we already have Demoman spamming his nade from a far
actually it's a new tf2 class
Meet the mortarman
just need to edit tf2 intro
*Y E E Y E E*
YE YE
Annonomuys Doge BOOM
yee YEE
*YEE YEE*
Annonomuys Doge ya yee. diddly dee
Thousandth Like 👌👌👌
L E V E L
T H E
B U B B L E S
T H I N K
A B O U T
L I F E
Lavamaster, I subscribed to you just because i felt like it....😛
How sweet, the two anime lovers
B U R N
T H E
C H E E S E
The demigod REQUIS SHOOT THE GUN
I was a Mortarman in the Australian Army in the early 1990's...we used the 81mm. I will never forget the first time I heard a HE round being fired. Movies and camera don't do it justice...it's loud. I will also never forget the lonely walk to the forward aiming post with a hard struck dud round cradled in my arms like a baby...ahh, those were the days.
CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE CEASE FIRE
Why is there just floating heads talking?
I know man all I can see is just their face
It's weird
Owen Jenkins-Davies hi sir
And hands moving around things
Probably a green screen to make them look like soldiers
my "r/wooosh" is ready
“Think about...life”
Kamron Inman зброятабезпека2018
I worked as a land surveyor and this guy made mortars as interesting as measuring roads.
Ha, seems about right.
A sign of a good weapon.
Turn the camera 90 degrees.
That Guy you literally commented "turn the camera 90 degrees" even though its at a 90 degree angle already. What you should have said is make it at a 180 degree angle if you want the video horizontal
majesticbadger, he didnt say turn the camera to a 90 degree angle, he said turn it 90 degrees. he had it right.
MajesticBadger ... you gotta be kidding.. probably a phone.. and the "default" position of the phone is vertically which probably mean it's at 0 degree from default position... 90 degree angle would be horizontal as 180 degree would be upside down... Even from both sense to make it 180 degree angle or turn is another 180 degree would be both wrong.
... Is the cup half full or half empty?
MajesticBadger you really don't understand do you?
I said "turn the camera 90 degrees" which is a relative instruction, i.e. turn it 90 degrees from where it already. You can't turn it "to 90 degrees" because there is no 90 degrees position that would be globally accepted, a phone is not a protractor.
If this really is too hard for you to understand, perhaps you'd prefer I said "film vertically" or something.
YEE YEE
Jej
n n | m f b. 0 nigga we b yeeyee at wrk bfore a|| e m gkoof a s s nigga z
Modern philosophy most complex questions:
Who's is the mortarman? Where he lives? What he eats?
Sounds like we need to get David Attenborough on the case.
I believe high caloric crayons
They eat cheese, of course
I took ballistics in school. Fascinating subject. Things go up, things come down.
PUT A F*CKING 8CM ROCKET UP THEIR ASS! 🤣🤣🤣
best tutorial in youtube
L
L
Big Smoke that is really rude and so disrespectful gtfo
get eat ur large number 2 u fuck face
Big Smoke stfu u hypocritical and brainwashed by media human
Battle cry!!! "Yee yee!!" With banjo music playing in the background
Tony Diablo Don’t forget the bud light accidentally going into the mortar as he tries to chug a round
All these little clips from soldiers 5 - 10 years ago are better than anything tiktok soldiers could make
is that John cena
potatolord 163 you're so rude
potatolord 163 replied fast
How could u see him
i get it, it ain't makin me laugh, but i get it
It only took you 3 months for anyone to find this
What kind of ultra flammable cheese were they burning at the end lol
Its not actual cheese, its a slang word for the distancing charges they use because they (kinda) look like lumps of cheese. They burn the unused ones and everyone has a good time.
Rykehuss Oh so its similar to older types of tank ammo where they added bags (small ones though) of gunpowder to increase range?
AirsoftSlo pretty much.
Captain Velman Ok cool. Thanks man.
Some designs of mortar instead used a venting system where you'd open ports on the tube to allow more gas to escape to lower the velocity of the round and thus changing the range.
Hey look, buddy, I'm a mortar man. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "what is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
For instance... How am i going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from murdering all of you?
The answer... use a mortar
and the if that don't work... use more mortar
Like this state-of-the-art, tripod mounted lil' beauty used by me...
... and your best hope? not pointed at you
That hit the peak of my ....
DANKNESS METEr
We all know what's this from
Love u
You were so close. So close. AND THEN YA FUCKED IT UP!
Mortars are designed to hit things they aren't pointed at no?
My dad was a mortarman during the balkan wars, and i can't imagine what they did in spare time. Their "mortar training" was a little instructions book and they had 3 weeks to learn by themselves how to drop rounds effectively.
I loved saying "Fire for effect!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Really kept those silly mortarmen happy.
0:46 when I mortar in squad.
warriorman has died LOL
I have to play that on a soundboard next time I play squad.
People ask me all the time, "hey, are you certified?" and I'm like, "HELL NO"
What game ?
SL: u have mortar calculator?
you: yes sir! (but actually no)
0:46 happens
Autobanned for tk
Click... the like...
*yee hee*
Dude why... why.... your nickname is so damn long it goes across myy entire screen.
lmao
lmao
Ray Espinoza lmao
LMAO
Lmao
lmao
I took ballistics in school. Fascinating subject.
Things go up. Things go down.
Is that you John Wayne?
Is this me?
UncleKitchenerSA lmao, plt sgt would rip that man a new one for that lmao
@@theduke7539 SIR NO SIR
SIR I SAID IT SIR
@@theduke7539 I read that in Gunny's voice
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT??!?!!
Y E E Y E E!
Andthenhegoes *BOOM*
No skeet
What makes me a good mortarman?
Well if I wasn’t a good mortarman I wouldn’t be sittin here, discussing it with ya now would I?!
Ah yess tf2 reference
"LEEEEEET'S DOOO IIIIIT!"
Mortarmen what is your profession?
“Yeet. yeet!
Sir it is actually *yee yee as I would know because I say it often.
burn the what?! that was so flammable!
yeah holy fuck
he said "the cheese". Its the cheese they are issued in their MREs, its very versatile since you can spread it on crackers or help start a fire.
looked like nitro cellulose to me
Its the propellant rings, they call it cheese
+what? where? You're correct. :)
IMLC is where you go to be taught things you already know, and develop spinal injuries from the daily PT.
Yes, those were the days. I ran an 81mm mortar team in Korea in early 80's. An exacting science to be sure.
This is what happens when you ride the base plate one too many times!
Should've changed the title to "Meet the Mortarman"
Bro he made his acc the same day he posted and he is now internet famous!
If they were Imperial Guards Men, they wouldn't have it this easy.
(It has come to my attention that some people think that I'm talking about the national guard. I am not.)
fan9775 ummm. Ya were just leave that one alone.
fan9775 Quick give me a shovel this bullshit is getting to deep.
If they were guardsmen they wouldn't have been able to fit in their body armor
murica
aahiggy I think he meant Imperial Quardsmen from Warhammer:40k.
I was in charge of a 60mm mortar platoon when I was assigned to a Navy Seabee Battalion in the late '90s. Part of the reason I was in charge was because I am mildly dyslexic and had a habit of lining the sight up on the wrong side of the alignment post when setting up a shot. Trust me, it makes a difference. During training we were told to always loudly yell the firing information and the mortar crew had to also yell to repeat the information as they were setting up the shot. This was most fun in the middle of the night during field exercises. We were usually cold, miserable and half asleep when a firing mission came in (you were not supposed to sleep, but there is nothing else to do during your watch). We would start yelling at the top of our lungs and waking up everyone in camp. This always impressed the trainers but naturally pissed everyone else off. The next day someone would always bitch, and I would simply let them know that is the way we were trained to do it, so tough shit.
A recruiter in my home town was a mortar man and I just imagine this was him back in the day. He’s still got a little bit of it in em 😂
*Documentary in the life of a mortar-man 90% boredom, 8% reloading the mortar, 2% firing the mortar.*
How do you UNLOAD a mortar?????
@@1Notten it doesn't say unload, anywhere.
Was that Brie? Swiss? Cheddar? or 🇺🇸American🇺🇸
Daniel Cooke definitely not American, there would've been an explosion with eagles flying and the Star spangled banner playing.
Tristan Moreland Pretty sure it's American Cheese..
David Niegowski ваша страна обосранная как и призидент бл*
American cheese makes enemies into swiss cheese circa 2015
David Niegowski what do you mean what cheese? Yknow cheese? It’s cheese, you bloody communist. ( Taken from ‘James the reassembler’)
Battlefield 3: You have a future my friend
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
The bubbles do the crapp
When i think of mortars, i just remeber that one level from battlefeild three, because of being suppressed for about 3 minutes on the highest difficulty
Odd how this is being recommended to me at this moment in time
I love a soon as he lights it it’s chaos from the beginning
"Point in that direction and SHOOT YEE YEE then it goes boom"
This vídeo remember me
"Mount wife, wife fight, wife gone"
Pure poetry 😢
Feeling that the US military's life is very happy, unlike the Taiwan military, the military discipline is very strict and can not have a joke. Once there is a joke, it will be punished by the chief and wants to join the US military.
The quality of this video is better than the military videos in 2022
The fade cuts really make this video lmao
1:12 what type of cheese is that?
American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Napalm cheese
i think they are mortar charges
Its not cheese, interesting nickname for it though. Must be an Army thing! those are increment charges, and its highly flammable
we call them cheese charges or cheetos
The 2000+ dislikes are people with no respect
Just popped in my recommended and boy im glad it did
Man looks like he got sunburnt thinking too long find him an aloe out there
I'm happy RUclips recommended this after 5 years
when you give the floridaman light artillery to mate with, the result is the motorman
He sounds like neebs
Mortarwoman: doesn't exist
Mortarman: fires vertically from the ground
Mortarmaster: fires horizontally from the shoulder
Mortargod: rapid fire straight out of his penis
Such a fantastic weapon. Much respect to you Stove Pipe men.
YEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3 men , cleaner , guy to aim , and guy to grab ammo/fire the dang thing
1 - Lvl da bubbles
2 - lookin da sight
3 - shootin da gun
4 - BECOMING DEAF
"I am mortarman. I am death." I'M NOT DEAF. "I SAID, I'M *DEATH*!" WHAT?!
Soldiers filming in portrait mode should be a war crime.
Mortars are aimed vertically. This is a RARE EXCEPTION to filming vertically with a cellphone.
"Burn the cheese" laughs as he runs for his life. HAHAHA! OMFG, my lungs need a specialist after that one statement and action.
Burn the cheese, but don't let the cheese burn you.
The codex astartes calls this maneuver STEEL RHEN
0341 81mm Mortar Crewman here. Otherwise known as "80 Bums"😁.....GET SOME!!!!
The 10th character for TF2 looks cool
My dad had pictures of his camp when he first went to the middle east. When he arrived, the bed he was given had a mortar hole right above it. Luckily nobody was in the tent when it was struck.
Burn the cheese
Tiger mafiaa
The movie is on
Dinosaurs
"And he goes boom"!
Used to clean the bottom of the 60mm tube with soda and pennies. Was one of those secret unwritten rules. Worked awesome too.
Every 2 to 3 months this video pops up in my recommended and I have no idea why
I was an 81 in the Marine Corps, burning left over charges was always my favorite part after live fire.
What exactly is the cheese, i heard a vet talk about it when he was on tour 3 years ago but i couldn’t find out what it meant
distancing charges or in german mortar teams grillanzünder ^^
Skank Hunt44
Ooooohhhh ok
The "cheese" are increment charges or propellant increments whatever ya want to call it.
You snap it to a mortar round so it goes further than how it would without it
It's nitro glycerin in a "dried cheese" form. Like Velveeta slices. VERY FLAMMABLE COMBUSTIBLE OR MAY EXPLODE! And there is a powder charge as well, that's a "donut" ! After a live fire or after action, the cheese is burned. Depending on the amount, what they had was not much... you can see the flame for miles! Or burn it in small batches so it doesn't kill someone! The flame is very intense. Dry your laundry in seconds!
0:47 All I can think about is the Noob from battlefield friends "Just droppin bombs baby!"
I was searching for this, but I’m glad I came across it
*ye ye*
Totally ripped off earl dibbles jr but pretty funny
As sad as it is, this is peak performance of mortarman. Peak. Performance.
0:10 damnit! My ears! My volume was too high on my earphones
Certified hood classic
"Men are mortars" - Da Morta
"Think about life" Omg😂😂😂😂😂
This is more motivating to join the army than any if their commercial. If i was 14 and saw this i woulda signed up twice to.be a mortarman. YO IM THE GUY THAT BLOWS SHIT UP HAHAHAHAHAHA
Best advancement of the modern military: personal video recording phones