Every Stop-Motion Christmas Movie Reviewed in 10 Words or Less!

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  • Опубликовано: 30 июл 2024
  • It's Christmas! You know what that means! It's time to sit down and watch those weird claymation movies that are actually kind of bad, but you like that one song near the end and it's already on so whatever.
    Better than that 24-hour "A Christmas Story" marathon.
    LISTEN TO MY FULL REVIEWS OF EACH MOVIE HERE:
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  • @JelloApocalypse
    @JelloApocalypse  5 лет назад +1466

    Merry Christmas!
    If you like these short reviews, you might enjoy the FULL, LONG REVIEWS over on my Patreon! Normally these are Patron-exclusive, but this one is free because it's Christmas! Full Reviews Here! - www.patreon.com/posts/23547094

    • @Vic6430
      @Vic6430 5 лет назад +5

      Ok

    • @dirtydan4897
      @dirtydan4897 5 лет назад +5

      JelloApocalypse um why is the Pokémon vid privated

    • @eiami3450
      @eiami3450 5 лет назад +1

      Merry Christmas Jello!

    • @chompbox2756
      @chompbox2756 5 лет назад +6

      Why didn’t you watch Santa gets his prostate checked

    • @kadabraguy9846
      @kadabraguy9846 5 лет назад +5

      @@dirtydan4897 it got slammed with copyright strikes since the music was from the Pokémon movies

  • @larryinc64
    @larryinc64 5 лет назад +5475

    I can't believe you did not review the holiday classic "Premature Claus" Where Santa has a faulty calendar that's missing a month, so he accidentally gives out gifts a month early, and then when he realizes his mistake he has to go around and steal back all the presents after they all have been opened, all while being hunted by the Thanksgiving Turkey for overlapping and overshadowing Thanksgiving, and a retail corporation president for ruining the sales on Black Friday.

    • @magicalmelancholy970
      @magicalmelancholy970 5 лет назад +430

      This needs to be pitched to somebody, I don't care how hard I have to look to find it afterwards.

    • @lyl3069
      @lyl3069 5 лет назад +108

      I want to see that

    • @lyl3069
      @lyl3069 5 лет назад +45

      Literally

    • @larryinc64
      @larryinc64 5 лет назад +157

      After posting this, I'm honestly considering writing this into a comic or something for next year, it seems like a fun idea.

    • @SparkleChord
      @SparkleChord 5 лет назад +46

      Please make this a real film.

  • @fey2450
    @fey2450 5 лет назад +2234

    I'm disappointed you didn't watch the cult classic Santa Claus Is Fired, the movie where Santa falls asleep on Christmas Eve so Jesus fires him from his position, so he goes job hunting. The montage where Santa wanders in the streets before he starts crying is honestly one of the best I've watched. Honestly it's the peak of Laika's storytelling.

    • @liopleurodon2000
      @liopleurodon2000 5 лет назад +29

      Wait. That's an actual thing?

    • @magicalmelancholy970
      @magicalmelancholy970 5 лет назад +47

      It was hilarious, then you mentioned Laika, and I want to see it now.

    • @DezhdaBear
      @DezhdaBear 5 лет назад +8

      Something I'd see in a dream probably

    • @adamp2572
      @adamp2572 5 лет назад +31

      Why didn't you watch Santa Makes a Porno
      It's the one where he gets sent to the Island of Misfits for fornicating with his Reindeer. His elf production team got sent there too. It turns into a great rom-com with an action adventure twist. Long story short it ends a bit like a... I don't know Godzilla vs Mothra film. Santa re marries, taking the Yeti as his third bride. Wait what?! Third bride? Can you say sequel?! They marry and storm the North Pole with an army of Misfits leading the charge. The former Mrs. Claus rides on the back of the molested reindeer, a bit like a Daenerys Targaryen, to partake in an epic battle for the kingdom. It's worth a watch. Solid 8/10

    • @DaMrWiz
      @DaMrWiz 5 лет назад +2

      i want to see this legit

  • @nathanfitzgerald2596
    @nathanfitzgerald2596 5 лет назад +710

    A real movie, made by humans!
    The best description ever.

    • @geekhotel1785
      @geekhotel1785 3 года назад +3

      I agree

    • @justagecko
      @justagecko Год назад +4

      "Over the age of small" is also pretty good lol

  • @Phantomsbreath
    @Phantomsbreath 3 года назад +84

    I was always a fan of "Christmas: A Christmas Christmas." It's a christmas film about the making of a christmas film, where none of the actors in the film celebrate christmas, or even know what it is, but they've been told to "Make a christmas movie".

  • @micahjohnson817
    @micahjohnson817 5 лет назад +1953

    Why didn't you review Reindeer that got ran over by Grandma, where Grandma runs over a reindeer and spends the whole movie trying to hide the evidence

    • @embercraftz409
      @embercraftz409 5 лет назад +28

      Lol! But which one?

    • @shanemiller1182
      @shanemiller1182 5 лет назад +71

      Micah Johnson I love the part where the cousin is trying to get her grandpa to sing, but instead he just signs some papers for the grandma’s court case

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад +37

      Santa’s gonna Sue the skirt off of grandma, That’s what Santas gonna do

    • @nateypac11
      @nateypac11 4 года назад +4

      What the actual HECK is that song.
      There is an actual movie right?

    • @BluStreak
      @BluStreak 4 года назад +3

      Nateypac 11 there is and it sucks

  • @acblook
    @acblook 5 лет назад +710

    You forgot Frosty the Snowman 4: Frosty Harder, in which the kids accidentally drop the magic hat into the ocean and it becomes sentient. It really shined a light on how the Snowman Cinematic Universe functions, and helped to set up future installments such as Frosty V and Moana.

    • @joshuapurdy7065
      @joshuapurdy7065 5 лет назад +9

      Agent Clyde (frosty harder)

    • @freezingiris3568
      @freezingiris3568 5 лет назад

      Fitting considering your profile pic

    • @dizzymelodies6845
      @dizzymelodies6845 5 лет назад +8

      In b4 MatPat makes a theory on why this is how the ocean is sentient in Moana

    • @acblook
      @acblook 5 лет назад +1

      @@dizzymelodies6845 im gonna steal this real quick if thats ok

    • @themariokid2310
      @themariokid2310 5 лет назад +1

      Damn it this is way better then my fake-I mean totally real movie

  • @BL4D3M45TR
    @BL4D3M45TR 4 года назад +1357

    Why did u forget Rudolf 7, Rudolf files for divorce?

    • @MIersetting335
      @MIersetting335 4 года назад +32

      How dare you make me want to watch that

    • @spectralartcos5858
      @spectralartcos5858 4 года назад +6

      that's depressing

    • @neonishere123
      @neonishere123 4 года назад +16

      Rudolph 8 Rudoplh discusses custody

    • @irishdlt8066
      @irishdlt8066 4 года назад +16

      Rudolph 9: Rudolph overdoses on Xanax

    • @neonishere123
      @neonishere123 4 года назад +13

      @@irishdlt8066 Rudolph 10: Rudolph goes on Tindeer

  • @Trilltendo64
    @Trilltendo64 4 года назад +1175

    I can’t believe you didn’t watch “I’m Almost a Year Too Late: The Halloween Special” it’s about a ghost that commented on a RUclips video that came out almost a year ago and then hijinks ensues.

    • @Naturally-Bright
      @Naturally-Bright 4 года назад +16

      That is such a good one! Although I didn't watch that one until a year later after it was released

    • @Marg_Sabl
      @Marg_Sabl 4 года назад +3

      A classic through in through

    • @mystmicro2551
      @mystmicro2551 3 года назад

      maybe i am a GHOST

    • @andrewpotts
      @andrewpotts 3 года назад

      Time for the hijinx to ensure.

    • @laggyexplosions7560
      @laggyexplosions7560 3 года назад +3

      I've heard the sequel is mediocre at best, The comment on a comment a year later. It just sucks so much, such a cash grab.

  • @blobbertmcblob4888
    @blobbertmcblob4888 5 лет назад +602

    "Rudolph 5: Rudolph gets checked for deer ticks" sounds like an awesome movie and I want to watch it immediately

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 5 лет назад +304

    Why didn't you watch "Vixen's Sexual Awakening", a heartwarming drama about Vixen coming to terms with not being like all of the other reindeer and accepting her bisexuality?

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 лет назад +13

      GdoubleWB
      I smell the furry lewds already.

    • @GdoubleWB
      @GdoubleWB 5 лет назад +10

      @@HeilRay Not where I was taking it, but hey, whatever turns your crank, dude.

    • @PengyDraws
      @PengyDraws 5 лет назад +3

      This movie reeks of degeneracy

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 лет назад +7

      @@PengyDraws what better to celebrate during christmas than our own degeneracy?

    • @friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004
      @friendlyneighborhoodidiot7004 5 лет назад +1

      How do people come up with this shit

  • @nugujeans
    @nugujeans 5 лет назад +515

    Someone forgot to watch Bee Movie:Ski Trip
    The bee and the lady go skiing and sue the resort just because. And then they dance to jazz music

    • @whofarted.45
      @whofarted.45 4 года назад +22

      YA LIKE JAZZ

    • @popycorn3005
      @popycorn3005 4 года назад +9

      They sue it for having honeycomb wallpaper

    • @CherryBomb_Games
      @CherryBomb_Games 3 года назад +2

      That sounds oddly enticing... if for no other reason than to see how you'd fill a full, animated movie runtime with that.

  • @colerichman6720
    @colerichman6720 4 года назад +348

    The nightmare before Christmas is one of my favorite movies

  • @deanfalkyn
    @deanfalkyn 5 лет назад +448

    Here's one for ya, Son of Rudolph.
    In this sequel, Rudolph has a son with Clarice, his name is Dodger. Dodger was also born with a glowing nose, but this time, it's blue. Very late in the special, when Dodger gets older, his grandfather, Donner dies after getting a sickness, making Clarice his replacement. And then, Dodger was added to the front of Santa's Sleigh, right next to his father, Rudolph. It ends in an emotional scene, where Rudolph and Dodger are seeing the gravestone of Donner. The two reindeer each drop a rose onto the grave, one red and one blue.

    • @dagnytheartist
      @dagnytheartist 5 лет назад +23

      that sounds depressing

    • @deanfalkyn
      @deanfalkyn 5 лет назад +24

      Remember the Rudolph & Frosty Christmas in July special? The entire Frosty family (Frosty, His Wife, & his kids) all melt. An entire family DIES

    • @IceePhoenix
      @IceePhoenix 5 лет назад +2

      Doesn't sound too bad.

    • @laurienhessels
      @laurienhessels 5 лет назад +18

      This actually sounds like a possible movie… I'm not even kidding!

    • @seanshogun1957
      @seanshogun1957 5 лет назад +2

      Red Falcon I would actually watch that

  • @AllomBryeLP
    @AllomBryeLP 5 лет назад +188

    disappointed you ignored "the murder of saint nick", my favorite crime drama about santa claus' death, and the ensuing investigation into what appears to be a murder.
    if you've never seen it, there's a subplot in it where the elves hold santa auditions, and eventually settle on a lady who is heavily implied to be a stoner, and she actually does a pretty solid job come christmas. however, it turns out santa was never dead, and when he comes back to reclaim his position, the elves just refuse him outright, saying that the new santa has outshone him in every way.
    a post-credits scene implies that santa killed his replacement in a fit of rage, but this usually gets cut from tv broadcasts
    always looked forward to watching it on nick jr as a young bab

    • @lonegalaxy9158
      @lonegalaxy9158 5 лет назад +2

      Fuckin hell mate this sounds like something the Lost Media wiki would spend decades looking for, love it 👌

    • @katiekitsinger9788
      @katiekitsinger9788 5 лет назад +3

      I actually really wish I could watch this

  • @geekhotel1785
    @geekhotel1785 4 года назад +340

    Jello, why the heck didn't you watch "The Year Without a Santa Claus 2: Global Warming"? it's about the Heat Miser gaining power because of global warming and trying to tackle Snow Miser, which causes the North Pole to melt, so Santa and Snow Miser team up to stop global warming by showing the whole world the Christmas Spirit!

    • @dystopyxrose
      @dystopyxrose 3 года назад +15

      Geek Hotel *why isn’t that a real movie*

    • @CherryBomb_Games
      @CherryBomb_Games 3 года назад +15

      That.... actually sounds like a decent movie.

    • @silenteye9547
      @silenteye9547 3 года назад +7

      I will accept this outcome, only if they remix the miser brother song, only then

    • @R0-83-RT
      @R0-83-RT 2 года назад +2

      Why is this something I would actually watch.

    • @notdevito
      @notdevito 2 года назад +2

      I would watch this if it was real

  • @GabrielTheMagolorMain
    @GabrielTheMagolorMain 4 года назад +81

    “Frosty The Snowman Stands In A Corner For 90 Minutes”
    Plot: Frosty The Snowman does nothing for 1 1/2 hours.

    • @tiffany-up2ii
      @tiffany-up2ii 3 года назад +4

      The nostalgia is rushing back

    • @pistincup352
      @pistincup352 2 года назад +1

      I think it’s better to watch paint dry then this 90 minutes waste of my life (if it was real)

    • @TheRandomWolf
      @TheRandomWolf Год назад +1

      Why does that sound creepy.. just frosty with his back turned in a corner doing nothing for 90 minutes

    • @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751
      @christophersfirstyoutubeca8751 Месяц назад

      And he does so while slowly melting.

  • @Maya-xf7dh
    @Maya-xf7dh 5 лет назад +80

    I once saw the “Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July” and I thought they were animating an eleven-year-old’s fan fictions and broadcasted it on television as a sick joke.

    • @BimbelyGimbly
      @BimbelyGimbly 5 лет назад +1

      Sure feels like it

    • @grey620
      @grey620 4 года назад

      Sounds like old Disney movies

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +948

    Why didn't you watch and review "The North Bar" jesus comes back to life and meets tupac,but all the bars are closed down for Christmas. Jesus remembers this one bar that's always open on his birthday special just for him,so him and tupac travels to "The North Bar."

    • @MoleMatis
      @MoleMatis 5 лет назад +38

      oh fuck you, I googled it, hoping it was real, but it wasn't. I am severely disappointed and my day is ruined

    • @MoleMatis
      @MoleMatis 5 лет назад +18

      I should've watched the video before reading the comments, then at least I would've been prepared for a heartbreak.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +6

      @@MoleMatis Go pitch it to the movies

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +14

      @@MoleMatis Am laughing super fucking hard right now thinking about you going into google to search "The North Bar" with a fucking beer in hand and being very disappointed for Christmas when you didn't find it! Holy shit!😂
      Am dying.

    • @MoleMatis
      @MoleMatis 5 лет назад +5

      @@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 no, mate, only the highest of caliber moviemakers deserve to tackle such a masterpiece

  • @estyqthelivintoon7058
    @estyqthelivintoon7058 5 лет назад +809

    Everyone should watch Nightmare before Christmas. Its cute and soundtrack is amazing
    Just sayin

    • @laurienhessels
      @laurienhessels 5 лет назад +16

      I AGREE! ITS FANTABULOUS!!!!

    • @laurienhessels
      @laurienhessels 5 лет назад +15

      THE CHARACTERS ARE SO LOVABLE!!!

    • @yummycoke3237
      @yummycoke3237 5 лет назад +16

      yah, i love that movie 10/10 without a doubt
      halloween is in 2 months so luckily its gonna be on tv again!

    • @ArbiterofTruth
      @ArbiterofTruth 5 лет назад +3

      When was it Rankin bass? I know it's not a Disney… Damn you Disney

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 5 лет назад +1

      Nightmare before Christmas has always been a bit mean-spirited for me-and the only good character in it is Lucy, but they made her stupidly in love with Jack, even though he specifically ignores her advice 🙄

  • @avpfreak
    @avpfreak 4 года назад +512

    Hey
    Hey Jello
    You still got time
    Every Christmas Carol
    10 words or less
    We'll be waiting

    • @masonpomeroy8764
      @masonpomeroy8764 4 года назад +2

      avpfreak if tradition follows we need to wait for Christmas Day/eve for it

    • @slazarmcflazar4372
      @slazarmcflazar4372 4 года назад

      Yesn't

    • @tastybritches6644
      @tastybritches6644 4 года назад +1

      Dickens had REAL abandonment issues.

    • @Adahn99
      @Adahn99 4 года назад

      @Cordelia Maynard Maybe he's a vampire...

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +341

    "NOBODY IS TOO BLIND FOR JESUS"
    Merry Christmas to everyone out there

    • @MegaChickenfish
      @MegaChickenfish 5 лет назад +1

      Except the blind people, who can't read this comment.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +2

      @@MegaChickenfish Jesus in storys can fix blindness some how so I guess they can.

  • @lauranight4572
    @lauranight4572 5 лет назад +273

    I started reading the comments before the video started, and I thought all these complaints about movies you should have watched were about actual films... And yes I tried looking one up so I could watch it with my family

    • @D4N4Y4
      @D4N4Y4 5 лет назад +2

      I literally did the same until I heard 1:38 lmao

    • @littlewitchParker3
      @littlewitchParker3 5 лет назад +14

      Dude if you wanna try watching a real family Christmas movie I suggest you watch Home Alone 7: Lost In Whovile. It's a movie where somehow Kevin gets transported to Whovile on Christmas Eve and when he finds out the Grinch is trying to steal Christmas he Bobby traps the hole town. It mixes live action with animation and has slapstick comedy at its best and I think it's the best Home Alone movie out of all 6 of them. Spoiler alert: The Grinch thinks Kevin is his long lost twin brother in a funny looking who costume & Kevin thinks the Grinch is nicer than all of his family so he decides to become the Grinches son. Also we find out that Max is gay because he proposes to Kevin. Some great actors in the movie are Jack Black ( he plays the Grinch), Alan Tudyk ( he plays Max but most of his lines are just barks ) , and Benedict Cumberbatch plays Kevin. It didn't even get a one star rating ( it had a negative 12 star rating ) but I think the reviews are to mean because I thought it deserved a 4 star rating. Maybethey thought it was bad just bcause of one scene it had: Mayor Augustus Maywho having sex with a carrot.

    • @D4N4Y4
      @D4N4Y4 5 лет назад +1

      @@littlewitchParker3 lmfao

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 4 года назад +135

    You should have reviewed my favorite Christmas movie, The Hogfather, where a Hitman is trying to assassinate an off-brand Santa Claus on behalf of some deliberately boring cosmic horrors (cosmic borers?) in order to remove Humanity's... well, humanity. So while a demi-cosmic nanny is trying to save not-Santa, not-Santa's role is being filled by her friendly maternal grandfather, *DEATH.*
    This one actually does exist.

    • @casperwashere
      @casperwashere 3 года назад +8

      Wait really?

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 3 года назад +14

      @@casperwashere Yes. It's based on the novel of the same name by the late, great Terry Pratchett. It's one of the best books in the guy's massive Discworld series, which is made up of almost exclusively great books.

    • @catslegacy11
      @catslegacy11 3 года назад +5

      @@lnsflare1 nice checks! :P

    • @taakofromtv150
      @taakofromtv150 3 года назад +6

      And then the Demi-cosmic grandma/nanny gets run over by a reindeer

  • @CherrySoduim
    @CherrySoduim 4 года назад +192

    I Am Absolutely flabbergasted that you didn’t review “grandma runs over a reindeer: the revenge” that’s a classic.
    You fool.

    • @thedolphinwithdrip7514
      @thedolphinwithdrip7514 3 года назад

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @pistincup352
      @pistincup352 2 года назад

      I wonder what’s the plot

    • @anathesanepanda113
      @anathesanepanda113 Год назад +1

      @@pistincup352 grandma nearly gets ran over by the raindeer again and she goes fucking nuts and the next 1 and a half hours is just her trying to fucking kill the reindeer for revenge
      Though the end where she falls into the divide of the miser brothers was a lil out of left field it’s a decent film

  • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
    @doraeguyakaneddie6586 5 лет назад +503

    Where’s Rodolph goes to Vietnam?
    I liked the part where Rodolph has to team up with the Avengers to defeat Anime.

    • @gloxxic
      @gloxxic 5 лет назад +9

      why did i thought the "rudolph" on this comment was "rudolf" as in "rudolf hitler"

    • @mimiyknight5251
      @mimiyknight5251 5 лет назад +1

      Can we not Destroy Kirby right back at ya I love it so much

    • @alexsmomerica
      @alexsmomerica 5 лет назад +2

      Heh *holding nose voice* Aaaactuallly, that one doesn’t exist becuz anime would yeet all those who oppose it into the sun. I mean, there are so many OP protagonists and antagonists

    • @sonofjafarreturns
      @sonofjafarreturns 5 лет назад

      That actually sounds really cool

    • @shrimpman4609
      @shrimpman4609 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @soup7924
    @soup7924 5 лет назад +271

    Um Jello, why didn't you watch the classic family festive special "Rudolph gets his tapeworm removed for 1 hour and 56 minutes", where Rudolph spends 1 hour and 56 minutes in the veterinary clinic getting his tapeworm removed, only to find out that it was actually several friendly parasites disguised as one whole tapeworm. That movie is an absolute must for Christmas.

    • @molly.bagel6
      @molly.bagel6 5 лет назад +14

      Don’t forget the blues song that the 5 parasites sing, “Feces spreads diseces”!

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 5 лет назад +2

      @@molly.bagel6 oh my god

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 5 лет назад +2

      I'm not sure what to think of this

    • @foxtoons1999
      @foxtoons1999 5 лет назад +3

      How about the sequel, "Rudolph's Colonoscopy"? Rudolph gets a colonoscopy for an hour straight, and they go through every. Single. Excruciating. Detail. Such excitement, drama and tension!

    • @frogwithknives3749
      @frogwithknives3749 5 лет назад +1

      @@foxtoons1999 how bout "rudolph gets a sex change" no one seems to remember that classic film

  • @bungofungus
    @bungofungus 4 года назад +61

    Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer: the last stand
    Just attack on titan with Christmas characters, also a deviant art collab

  • @Eggbenders
    @Eggbenders 4 года назад +133

    Why didn’t you watch
    “The elf of snow”
    About a elf who turns to snow

    • @gamersgamestorm8291
      @gamersgamestorm8291 3 года назад +2

      Actually if it’s a bad idea. Racing against the clock in order to stop the curse. All though it seems a bit similar, like some specific Disney movie that is TOTALLY NOT a cover up for Internet searches of Walt Disney’s Head. I don’t believe that coverup theory but, DO YOU WANNA BUILD A LIVING CORPSE.

    • @thenerdasaurus3717
      @thenerdasaurus3717 3 года назад

      S N O W E L F

  • @Pimpeaux
    @Pimpeaux 5 лет назад +99

    Jello, why didn't you talk about _Rudolph Goes to the World of Gensokyo?_ It's such a gripping tale recounting Rudolph's hardships with dodging enough bullets to deliver all of Santa's gifts to the women of Touhou. The casting is brilliant with Burl Ives playing an incredible role as Chirno, and the soundrack has some of my all-time favourite Christmas music, such as _Vessel of Christmas Stars ~ Casket of Cheer,_ and _UN Owen was Jolly._ It even has my favourite Stan Lee cameo ever! It's a film I watch every year with my 90 year old grandparents.

    • @Petrico94
      @Petrico94 5 лет назад +6

      Best music in any Christmas special

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 5 лет назад +3

      And Suika is there too! But she gets fuckin wasted halfway through the movie on spiked eggnog and cider.

    • @pohatunuva3771
      @pohatunuva3771 5 лет назад

      Holy crap how haven't I seen this yet. Is it the one with a holiday cover of Plain Asia where Keine helps deliver gifts in her were-hakutaku form?

    • @Pimpeaux
      @Pimpeaux 5 лет назад +3

      No, dude. You're thinking of _Frosty the Snowman Goes to the World of Gensokyo._ It's a common misconception.

  • @gabbzimoongem3067
    @gabbzimoongem3067 5 лет назад +463

    Why didn't you review the classic "elf bowling" where Santa is an ex pirate and used elfs as bowling pins to pass the time and bet with his half brother on if Christmas will happen this year or not. I mean it's based off the notorious and well loved video game of the same name.
    Yes this is a real film.

    • @artimissbarker1690
      @artimissbarker1690 5 лет назад +29

      who pooped in the peanut barrel?

    • @widowsquill
      @widowsquill 5 лет назад +29

      I thought you were lying about the game being turn into a film and I regret looking it up.

    • @randomboy3m98
      @randomboy3m98 5 лет назад +6

      @@artimissbarker1690 I'm sorry. I was sleep walking.

    • @thealmanancy9020
      @thealmanancy9020 5 лет назад +9

      oh god I remember playing the fuck out of elf bowling

    • @adamp2572
      @adamp2572 5 лет назад +8

      Why didn't you watch Santa Makes a Porno
      It's the one where he gets sent to the Island of Misfits for fornicating with his Reindeer. His elf production team got sent there too. It turns into a great rom-com with an action adventure twist. Long story short it ends a bit like a... I don't know Godzilla vs Mothra film. Santa re marries, taking the Yeti as his third bride. Wait what?! Third bride? Can you say sequel?! They marry and storm the North Pole with an army of Misfits leading the charge. The former Mrs. Claus rides on the back of the molested reindeer, a bit like a Daenerys Targaryen, to partake in an epic battle for the kingdom. It's worth a watch. Solid 8/10

  • @kewloquiet2653
    @kewloquiet2653 4 года назад +25

    “A real movie made by humans.”
    There’s always a line in each of these videos that is just classic.

  • @hankboog462
    @hankboog462 4 года назад +105

    I can't believe you didn't review "The Inadequacy of Claus," a 2 hour long spy thriller in which Mrs Claus gets kidnapped after an argument with Santa about how they can't satisfy each other sexually, and after defeating the villain, in the end Santa decides to let Mrs Claus rot while and sets out to find someone better for him. Too bad the sequel was cancelled.

  • @KathleenKintz
    @KathleenKintz 5 лет назад +157

    Dracula but it’s Christmas flavored.
    Creature from the Black Lagoon but it’s Christmas flavored.
    The Mummy but it’s Christmas flavored.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 5 лет назад +9

      I could see the Dracula one working. Instead of blood he drinks Christmas spirit out of people to make himself jolly while everyone in his village is miserable and the only one who can stop him is Santa Helsing Belmont Claus.

    • @Alex-ie8cw
      @Alex-ie8cw 5 лет назад +1

      Write a book. Please!

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 5 лет назад +4

      No lie, Rankin Bass did a Halloween special where all the classic Universal horror monsters plot to conquer the world on All Hallows Eve. Lindsay Ellis talked about it on her Loose Canon video on Dracula. I honestly can't blame Jello for not reviewing it, because it's probably excruciatingly hard to find.

    • @hickorydickoryproductions4165
      @hickorydickoryproductions4165 5 лет назад +2

      Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde but it's Christmas flavored.

    • @benroddison
      @benroddison 5 лет назад +1

      Christmas but it's Christmas flavored.

  • @beachballssideaccount
    @beachballssideaccount 5 лет назад +153

    I can't believe you missed out Elf Practice: The Movie. It's been years since I first saw it and I don't remember much of it, but the intense drama between Hermey and the Head Elf just really got to me and really spoke volumes about how deep or even unhealthy a father-son relationship can become between just simply a boss and his employee. I highly reccommend it, but it does get heavy, especially for the faint of heart.

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 5 лет назад +4

      What about Elf Practice 2: The Squeakquel

    • @beachballssideaccount
      @beachballssideaccount 5 лет назад +7

      Eh, I don't feel it had the heart and drama of the original, but it's still a classic nonetheless.

    • @thetactician2787
      @thetactician2787 5 лет назад +5

      “WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE!”

    • @sinenomine8101
      @sinenomine8101 5 лет назад +2

      Wait, is this a real film?

    • @toolb0x553
      @toolb0x553 5 лет назад +2

      Well how about Elf Bowling: The Movie? That was a true classic.

  • @jameslawrence617
    @jameslawrence617 3 года назад +47

    Jello: gives The Nightmare Before Christmas a 7/10
    Everyone: so you have chosen... death

    • @cloverandanais
      @cloverandanais 2 года назад +12

      Remember, a 7 means "It's good! I liked it, and I might watch it again, though it'll be a while."
      Which fits a holiday movie like that.

    • @philiphunt-bull5817
      @philiphunt-bull5817 2 года назад

      I hate it.

    • @shadowmana
      @shadowmana 7 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@philiphunt-bull5817now ya see this guy deserves our pitchforks and torches over the jello man

  • @kewloquiet2653
    @kewloquiet2653 4 года назад +31

    I can’t believe you didn’t watch Santa Claus: A Deary Wedding where Santa marries Rudolph and then his dad is mad at him for not dating the snow on the ground that’s yellow

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +315

    Why didn't you watch "Jesus Birthday Gift" where God ask Jesus what he wants for his birthday and he awnsers the joy of humanity. So God knowing he can't show his true form so he dresses up as "Santa" but he doesn't want to give the sinners gift so he gives them coal to remind them he is watching.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 лет назад +24

      Am not religious, but i found this a funnier and better way to explain why Christmas is a sort of religious holiday.

    • @iammegan6626
      @iammegan6626 5 лет назад +10

      I'm pretty sure that's the actual plot of christmas, ecxept replace hod with St. Nicholas

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 лет назад +8

      i'd actually watch that. seems interesting, even if it ends up not being good. at least someone was trying.

    • @bumblerinteractive1554
      @bumblerinteractive1554 5 лет назад +5

      IM WATCHING WASOSKI,
      ALWAYS WATCHING

  • @HandmadeGoose97
    @HandmadeGoose97 5 лет назад +170

    Why didn't Rudolph becomes a RUclipsr didn't make it on the list?

    • @andrewkim9848
      @andrewkim9848 5 лет назад +12

      Because it got outperformed into obscurity by “Rudolph gets a copyright strike”

    • @HandmadeGoose97
      @HandmadeGoose97 5 лет назад +1

      @@andrewkim9848 good point

    • @Smashlander
      @Smashlander 5 лет назад +2

      Personally I prefer “Rudolph Commits Tax Fraud”

    • @goodjobeli
      @goodjobeli 5 лет назад +2

      What about "Rudolph doesn't eat for 2 weeks because his last 5 videos were demonized" and the sequel to that "Rudolph gets a real job"

  • @uncannyeeveestar
    @uncannyeeveestar 4 года назад +21

    You forgot about Rudolph 400: Rudolph does his taxes

  • @HPLA25
    @HPLA25 4 года назад +39

    I am so happy you shown a light on 'Cricket on the Hearth' every one should suffer through the hooker cat scene.

    • @abbycollins
      @abbycollins 4 года назад +1

      I thought it was good as a preteen.
      It isn't that good.

  • @thelancerfromtimeline1009
    @thelancerfromtimeline1009 5 лет назад +95

    Why didn't you watch avengers Christmas special where the avengers have to stop thanos Claus from putting the infinity ornaments on the infinity tree and earasing half the Christmas cheer

    • @anthonyaguirre7143
      @anthonyaguirre7143 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @AvengedQrow
      @AvengedQrow 5 лет назад +10

      Fun fact: there is a Marvel comics Christmas Special where Santa gets the Infinity Gauntlet and beats up the Avengers and the X-Men

    • @thelancerfromtimeline1009
      @thelancerfromtimeline1009 5 лет назад +2

      Brady Schaefer I hope they make a movie based of of that comic

    • @wyattpeek429
      @wyattpeek429 5 лет назад

      This sounds like a Christmas what if story

  • @elianakreider1884
    @elianakreider1884 5 лет назад +205

    How dare you not review Watership Christmas, where Santa’s sleigh goes down in the ocean trying to deliver presents to the kids in Hawaii and he must convert the sleigh to a ship before he drowns and Christmas is lost but a dolphin elf saves the day through the power of Christmas spirit

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 5 лет назад +12

      I thought Watership Christmas was about the origin of how Santa's Reindeer got to the North Pole and along the way, many of them died horrible deaths.

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 5 лет назад +3

      No Watership Christmas is a claymation styled Watership Down Christmas Special XD

    • @thewhitelion0711
      @thewhitelion0711 5 лет назад

      Man I remember watching this cristmas classic as a child and I loved it

  • @mrpink1342
    @mrpink1342 5 лет назад +40

    Why didn’t you review frosty the snowman 8 frosty takes manhattan,ware he runs into the muppets and a killer in a hokey mask named Jason.

  • @saltedmacarons
    @saltedmacarons 4 года назад +9

    I can’t believe you didn’t watch
    A Christmas Seperation,
    A Christmas movie about Santa learning to support woman’s suffrage after He and Mrs. Claus (Her name is Barbra) divorce after Barbra wanted to advance the toy making ways while Santa wants to stick to tradition.
    At the end when Santa and Barbra agree to team up and remain as friends since they were better off that way, was revolutionary

  • @Mystic-Aidan
    @Mystic-Aidan 5 лет назад +103

    Dude! You missed “Frosty f*cking dies”, where he just flat out dies at the end because those idiot made him in the summer using fake snow in Busch Gardens. I would give it maybe a -3 or -4, just because the soundtrack is kinda okay and the look on the kids’ faces is hilarious as they watch frosty die. I watch it every year for the memes, and it still holds up in an ironic way.

  • @scottlarson6689
    @scottlarson6689 5 лет назад +62

    Actally is was proven by the creators of The nightmare before Christmas it is indeed a Halloween movie

    • @razlol6362
      @razlol6362 5 лет назад +9

      yeah, true, but it still features christmas in about half of the movie.
      also, it's spelled "actually". i'm a stickler for spelling.

    • @ashburch4779
      @ashburch4779 5 лет назад

      It's

    • @thisaccountisembarrassingi4429
      @thisaccountisembarrassingi4429 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, but to be fair, Easter movies were also included in this.

  • @vickerandflips8061
    @vickerandflips8061 3 года назад +8

    Giving Frosty a 4/10 made me die a little inside.

  • @clementinekover9691
    @clementinekover9691 5 лет назад +4

    the nightmare before Christmas is so iconic it was my favorite childhood movie

  • @pseudonym1337
    @pseudonym1337 5 лет назад +158

    You didn't watch the Santarillion? In which Santa Claus is forged out of starlight by the 7 elf lords with the power of god of winter in order to visit the lost 8th elf kingdom and redeem them- you see each tribe of elves was given a purpose by the Lord Crystalzee which all of them executed except for the 8th tribe. But Santa Claus gives the 8th tribe a new purpose of bringing light and joy for the world, which prevents the sun from setting forever on the solstice (a plot which only starts midway through the special). The special has a run time of 4 hours and 57 minutes.

    • @fredericchristie3472
      @fredericchristie3472 5 лет назад +11

      The Tribe of Morgoth-Grinch makes me not want to watch that special again. Ugh.

    • @boomerpatrol2838
      @boomerpatrol2838 4 года назад

      could add three extra minutes of the writers writing this movie

    • @kaitlynang
      @kaitlynang 4 года назад

      Who thought putting Santa in a very vague Lord of the Rings prequel was a good idea? 😂

    • @yaboichase147
      @yaboichase147 4 года назад

      Let me guess one of the elf tribes is the Keebler elves

  • @femmefuntime
    @femmefuntime 4 года назад +14

    Christmas is July seems more like rankin bass infinity war to me

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 4 года назад +3

      Ah yes. The classic tale of how Rudolph discovers his nose holds the powers of the goddess Lady Aurora and teams up with Frosty to stop an evil wizard who owns a pair of _dragons._

  • @nicosalsa21
    @nicosalsa21 4 года назад +10

    I can’t believe you forgot the littlest elf a Christmas story: prologue
    The one where an elf is bullied for 2 hours because he is dumb and small and then randomly becomes smart and everyone loves him even after he is dumb again

  • @mata218
    @mata218 5 лет назад +124

    I will fite anyone that says nightmare before Christmas isn't the best christmas/Halloween movie ever.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +247

    Merry Chrysler everyone.

  • @CannedShrimp
    @CannedShrimp 3 года назад +7

    I can't believe you forgot the one where Mrs. Clause and Rudolph have an affair and Mrs. Clause gives birth to Randy the mandeer who is exiled to the island of misfit toys where he uses the toys on the to form an anti-christmas army to try to destroy Santa in an act of revenge, but then Rudolph finds him and he gets grounded grounded grounded grounded and herme pulls out all his teeth.

  • @mixedlove217
    @mixedlove217 5 лет назад +7

    the way you described Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town..... I'm so glad I'm not the only one

  • @tbe9790
    @tbe9790 5 лет назад +52

    Man,
    You forgot to review "Shrek: 358/2.8 Final-Remix Birth by Christmas 3D Special"
    Sora's Data Nobody and Rudolf's Heartless are stuck in the land of Dreamworks and have no choice but to live in Shrek's swamp in exchange for hard labor by collecting all the green EXP orbs, which are later revealed as "Ogre Shrekticles" to bring to Santa to fill the world with ogres again.
    Santa and DiZ repopulate the universe with ogres, but after a failed science shenanigans, all the ogres are revealed to have been manipulated by Donkey's Data Nobody and swear allegiance to Master Xehanort and Dark Xanta.
    Does Sora's Data Nobody and Rudolf's Heartless have what it takes to destroy all the waffles in Faarquad's castle to stop the encroaching darkness?
    You woulda figured it out if you watched the movie ma dude.

    • @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf
      @KingdomHeartsFan-mu9cf 5 лет назад +4

      You forgot the part where they use Kairi as a plot device but still a likable character for some reason.

  • @vanderengland5775
    @vanderengland5775 5 лет назад +140

    Why didn’t you watch Frosty 7? In my opinion, it’s the best movie in the CCU (Christmas Cinematic Universe). It has the best characters, and the twist where Frosty Jr. is actually evil, oh, that’s golden. And the fact that they give Frosty a gun, and he kills all those Nazis, that was amazing. Frosty’s like an unstoppable war machine. Thanks for not watching 6, though... that was some hot garbage. They went waaaay too into the business jokes... Frosty was BY FAR the least likeable in that movie.

    • @Smashlander
      @Smashlander 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t forget to watch Frosty and the Big Chungus

    • @ThatRandomEncounterGuy
      @ThatRandomEncounterGuy 5 лет назад +2

      SPOILER ALERT!!! I just finished Frosty 5!

    • @mr_willybilly
      @mr_willybilly 5 лет назад

      Frosty 15 is the latest one and...
      I don’t wanna talk about it.

    • @biscuityt4550
      @biscuityt4550 5 лет назад

      I like frosty 15 more

  • @sirmumbopxiv3084
    @sirmumbopxiv3084 4 года назад +7

    Rankin Bass, those guys are great, they life in both my dreams and nightmares, what a beautiful monstrosity

  • @jaxonmourning
    @jaxonmourning 4 года назад +5

    rudolph XVII: rudolph’s retirement party

  • @SushiStriker
    @SushiStriker 5 лет назад +109

    Why isn't Rudolph Gets Arrested for Tax Fraud on here?

    • @mr.boombox5021
      @mr.boombox5021 5 лет назад +16

      Nintendo took it down for copyright infringement.

    • @raininess
      @raininess 5 лет назад +7

      Isn't that the one where the Santa puppet went missing in the middle of filming, so they just painted a log and thought nobody would notice?

    • @mehmeh2255
      @mehmeh2255 5 лет назад +1

      I would watch that movie just to see Rudolph get arrested for tax fraud honestly

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 5 лет назад +1

      Or Frosty Gets His License Renewed at the DMV?

  • @leopardbunny
    @leopardbunny 5 лет назад +58

    3:28 You cannot tell me that kid isn't CD-i Link.

  • @pexilated1638
    @pexilated1638 4 года назад +6

    It’s almost time to review every Christmas Carol adaptation, Jello. We’re waiting.

  • @cherrriiiii
    @cherrriiiii 4 года назад +3

    Wow, how could you miss the greatest movie of all time, “ Santa’s Drug Store? “ the kids go up to Santa’s slay for toys, but he’s selling snow, the kids snort it and then Rudolph comes in and snorts the kids. How, HOW could you miss it!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +462

    Merry Christmas and a Joyous New Year!

  • @tatters8236
    @tatters8236 5 лет назад +113

    How dare you not include The Island of Misfit Toys 7, the Grand Exodus?
    You know, the movie where all the missfit toys left over from the last 6 movies are forced off of the island and travel the world on a slowly melting iceburg trying not to be killed by various monsters.

    • @Rebecca-lk7rz
      @Rebecca-lk7rz 5 лет назад +12

      Why does this sound so plausible

  • @323starlight
    @323starlight 5 лет назад +1

    I think my favorite Christmas special is Frosty the Snowman Frosty returns. It’s like if someone wanted to write a kids version of 1984 and wanted to add magical whimsy and a happy ending at the end.

  • @IndeCummings
    @IndeCummings 5 лет назад +4

    The Meiser Brothers were the only reason I liked The Year Without A Santa Claus. They are just so entertaining.

  • @epik4192
    @epik4192 5 лет назад +55

    A lot of these movies animations were outsourced to Japanese studios. This means that some of these movies could technically be considered anime.

    • @Crimser3
      @Crimser3 5 лет назад +10

      *whispers* it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 5 лет назад +1

      Hell, the first Frosty The Snowman special was animated by Mushi Productions, a trailblazing anime studio helmed by the legendary godfather of anime himself, *Dr.* *Osamu* *Tezuka* !! The various studios he oversaw would get one or two gigs as overseas animators to get more revenue to produce Tezuka's various anime projects. Their longest and most noteworthy stint as overseas animators was for a hand drawn adaptation of that strange, but effortlessly charming, European children's book franchise, The Moomim's.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 5 лет назад +4

      anime is just the shortened version of the japanese word for anime, so technically, every cartoon is anime.

    • @StarSnowGhost
      @StarSnowGhost 5 лет назад +3

      WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE HERMY-CHAN?!

    • @Antifearn
      @Antifearn 3 года назад +1

      @@Popcultureguy3000 No wonder both Frosty the Snowman and The Moomins are equally charming! I love the crap out of both of them so much!
      Hearing Rankin Bass’s holiday specials being referred as anime sounds like such a ginormous complement. The same thing couldn’t be said about the Frosty reboots or the shitty Rudolph and Miser Bros spin-offs however, since they were produced in the US and/or Canada.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +140

    You know of you think of it ,Rankin Bass pretty much created the momster cinematic universe before universal ever could

    • @HazelNutteToffee
      @HazelNutteToffee 5 лет назад +5

      yknow...except maybe "frankenstein meets the wolfman" yknow...frankensteins monster meets the wolfman with a cameo by dracula...because universal owned all those monsters movie rights

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +1

      @@HazelNutteToffee i meant the new one

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 лет назад +4

      the Rankin Bass Christmas Cinematic Universe. In the next film Santa and Frosty team up to battle Heat Miser and Snow Miser who are reall being manipualted by the ultimate villain Burgermeister

    • @chrisowens4550
      @chrisowens4550 5 лет назад +1

      Wait a minute, didn't Rankin and Bass do a monster universe crossover?

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 5 лет назад

      Except the first Universal monster cinematic universe was in the 40s.

  • @Rose-yx6jq
    @Rose-yx6jq 3 года назад +3

    My Christmas is never complete without them. The Santas are my favorite.

  • @gilagal777
    @gilagal777 5 лет назад +3

    The second I saw the movie 'Santa Claus is Comin' To Town' in this vid, I started singing my fav song from it. "🎵You put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking out the door...🎵"

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 5 лет назад +61

    0:30
    A *FA~MILY* PICTURE!

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 5 лет назад +395

    Why didn't you review "Every Stop-Motion Christmas Movie Reviewed in 10 Words or Less!". That short film was one of my favourites.

    • @Sloth_htolS
      @Sloth_htolS 5 лет назад +1

      It wasn’t in stop motion obviously

  • @kaleenar963
    @kaleenar963 3 года назад +4

    Jello: *gives Frosty the Snowman a 4*
    My Childhood: *There's something wrong here, I can feel it...*

  • @amandahealey2216
    @amandahealey2216 5 лет назад +6

    How about you review Santa Claus Meets The Great Pumpkin, where Santa Claus and the Great Pumpkin travel back in time and try to prevent Jack Skellington from causing holiday confusion for the audiences

  • @cristianam2221
    @cristianam2221 5 лет назад +171

    I can't believe you didn't cover any VeggieTales Christmas movies, my personal favorite is The Toy That Saved Christmas: Tinkletown has been put under the influence of an evil toymaker, that has convinced everyone Christmas is about stuff! Together, a doll with the help of his friends Larry the cucumber, Junior Asparagus, and Bob the tomato, they fight the evil penguin henchmen and discover the true meaning of Christmas

    • @amberreed5324
      @amberreed5324 5 лет назад +42

      I love the fact that this could easily be mistaken for a joke, but no, that's literally what the special is about.

    • @StuartPoore
      @StuartPoore 5 лет назад +14

      and how could you forget to mention that our hero - Buzzsaw Louie - has a real buzzsaw permanently attached to his hand ! Seriously !

    • @Delta225
      @Delta225 5 лет назад +4

      Veggie tales is CGI tho

    • @glados4199
      @glados4199 5 лет назад +4

      “Billy has more toys than me!”
      “Who’s Billy?”
      “..I don’t know, but he has more toys than me!”

    • @maskedmaniac315
      @maskedmaniac315 5 лет назад +3

      "Alright, everyone with hands, start tying!"
      Everyone just stares deadpan at Buzzsaw Louie.
      "... that'd be me"

  • @thefishyone1045
    @thefishyone1045 5 лет назад +39

    WhY dIdN't YoU iNcLuDe RuDoLpH gOeS tO tHe VeT 2: FlEaS *aNd* TiCkS

  • @mothpawbs027
    @mothpawbs027 5 лет назад +12

    Please actually do the every Christmas Carol adaptation video this year, I can already say the Muppets version is unquestionably the best XD

  • @larhyperhair
    @larhyperhair 4 года назад +2

    The year without a santa Claus 2, santa gets fed up and ACTUALLY quits this time.

  • @chenoaholdstock3507
    @chenoaholdstock3507 5 лет назад +54

    "Snowed In". That's the one where a really bad snow storm his Santa's house while he goes off to deliver presents. While he tries to dig the house out through many unusual methods including explosives, reindeer er... Excrement, and more snow (don't ask), Mrs Clause and the elves stuck inside have serious drama. By the end it turns out that the Mrs Clause was cheating on her husband with an elf, someone nearly dies in order to frame a murder (you think she dies, but then it turns out it was a trick), it comes out that the accountant elf was embezzling funds, and that there was a Santa Junior, who's in a mental institution!
    To be fair, the end where Santa realizes he can just go down the chimney to get them out was a little anti-climactic, but the story was great.
    I think you didn't review it because it was originally based off a TV show based off a book based off a dance based off a song, and if you included it people would bug you about reviewing the other attempt at the film from the TV show, which technically came earlier, and about reviewing the two sequels (Off to the Institute, where they help Santa's son, and Santa the Seven Hundredth, where Santa Junior has to take over from his father as Santa) and the prequel (which explains why Santa junior was sent to a mental institution in the first place, and how he made peoples lives better there.)

    • @Yohannai
      @Yohannai 4 года назад +3

      Would definitively watch

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 4 года назад

      Dude, this is a meme, but I would actually watch it.

  • @MusicalHell
    @MusicalHell 5 лет назад +105

    Is....Is that Harvey Fierstein as the Heat Miser?

    • @kimberlynorris338
      @kimberlynorris338 5 лет назад +2

      Hi, Diva! Picking up future offenders for the court, eh?

    • @andrewkim9848
      @andrewkim9848 5 лет назад +1

      Unholy Hell it’s Diva

    • @h193013
      @h193013 5 лет назад +2

      Hey Diva didn’t expect to see you on here I love your channel.

    • @WinstonPoptart
      @WinstonPoptart 5 лет назад

      What

    • @WinstonPoptart
      @WinstonPoptart 5 лет назад +1

      Who's Harvey Fierstein?

  • @rashel9895
    @rashel9895 4 года назад

    I love all your videos! Keep up the great work 😊

  • @maxbiagio9095
    @maxbiagio9095 5 лет назад +53

    Why didn’t you watch “Santa Clause is Coming to Town 2” Santa’s leaving.

    • @KiwamiClaud
      @KiwamiClaud 4 года назад +5

      God I wish this was real, this made me laugh so fucking hard holy shit

    • @adamdao4826
      @adamdao4826 4 года назад +2

      And Santa clause goes to high school

  • @moonman375
    @moonman375 5 лет назад +4

    you know that pinocchio was sentient as a tree in the original novel?
    He was magic since start, he wasn't brought to life by the fairy. Also, the first thing he does is screaming when geppeto starts hacking at the log.
    Yes.
    And the novel gets even darker from there.

  • @unboxingwithabbyandshyann6246
    @unboxingwithabbyandshyann6246 5 лет назад +223

    I honestly CANT BELIEVE you didn’t include Frosty The Snowman 63827282: The Shiniest Eggplant, where Frosty goes on a magical adventure to unlock the secret to immortality only to fall in love with the Easter Bunny, BUT WAIT!!! The Easter Bunny and Mrs. Claus have been having an affair and she is Very Upset when she finds him with Frosty, BUT WAIT!!! Santa was ALSO having an affair with the Easter bunny BUT WAIT!!!! They ALL have to band together to BRING DOWN CAPITALISM IN THE USA!!!!

    • @mystic-hm9mk
      @mystic-hm9mk 5 лет назад +9

      I.....i dont even.........😤😤😤

    • @Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear
      @Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear 5 лет назад +15

      now THIS is a christmas movie

    • @laurienhessels
      @laurienhessels 5 лет назад +3

      I'd watch it. After i buy eye bleach and have the Nightmare Before Christmas ready for after it.

    • @unitds27-delta
      @unitds27-delta 5 лет назад +2

      oof

    • @DeadChannel2
      @DeadChannel2 5 лет назад

      I gave the 69th like. Nice.
      Also I want this to be a movie.

  • @PelinalDidNothingWrong
    @PelinalDidNothingWrong Год назад +5

    Why didn't you review "Rudolph 10: Rudolph is arrested on terror charges" Why?! It's a classic!

  • @Daenym
    @Daenym 4 года назад +1

    Muppet Christmas Carol is my number one Christmas movie, hands down

  • @reis624
    @reis624 5 лет назад +21

    Why didn't you watch "The Night AFTER Christmas", where Rudolf grows up to be a moody, emotionally broken adult with wasted potential abound because the only thing he was good at was a natural talent he couldn't possibly train, thus leaving him bereft of a proper work ethic? You know, the cautionary tale that involves adult themes such as the dangers of alcoholism, gambling, overtly sexualized relationships that all culminate and lead him to suicide? It has the greatest Christmas singalong ever! "Santa Claus is silently disapproving of the way you grew up!"

  • @razorblade482
    @razorblade482 5 лет назад +14

    How dare you not watch Rudolph 3: Genetics Saved Christmas! It's about a doctor coming to figure out why Rudolph's nose glows and then it turns out he's actually a radioactive and can fly without reindeer magic and can shoot laser beams out of his horn. He defends the North Pole from aliens who come to steal his nose power by rallying the toys from the Island of Misfit Toys together and they send out a massive laser beam that stops the aliens and saves Christmas!

  • @Midnight_Warrior
    @Midnight_Warrior Год назад

    it's february
    this video came out 4 years ago
    THE SILVER BELLS PART RANDOMLY POPPED INTO MY HEAD A WEEK AGO AND IT'S STILL THERE

  • @hannahjwhitson
    @hannahjwhitson 4 года назад +2

    Okay but Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town and A Year Without Santa were always my favorite growing up and now.

  • @OrangeKarateShow
    @OrangeKarateShow 5 лет назад +23

    Deviation from the norm will be punished unless it’s exploitable

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +218

    "It just works"

  • @kevinkeating9111
    @kevinkeating9111 4 года назад +1

    How can you forget A Herculean Hanukkah! Where Hercules discovers the true meaning of Hanukkah, and decides to spread it throughout the Greek world. He even teams up with Homer, voiced by Sean Connery, and had a 5 minute music number about the joys of circumcision! It's a classic!

  • @ElladanKenet
    @ElladanKenet 3 года назад +2

    Oh boy, I can't wait to watch the Every "A Christmas Carol" Movie Reviewed in 10 Words or Less!" in three months!

  • @lukeohara6047
    @lukeohara6047 5 лет назад +28

    Where is flumpus saves christmas 2.5, the return of blungo. It is the classic spin off set between the second and third installment of the beloved 'flumpus saves christmas' series in which it explores how blungo the obnoxious camel escapes limbo and beats Satan in an arm wrestle. I love the classic tunes "ain't got a hump about christmas" and "buzz off Jesus it's christmas time" .

  • @xhoc
    @xhoc 5 лет назад +11

    You didn't watch Rudolph 8124: Rudolph watches paint dry!
    Rudolph sits there for 2 hours watching paint dry while everyone goes on an unremarkable adventure and *dies*

  • @gamebit9063
    @gamebit9063 Год назад +1

    Nostalgic makes all these movies amazing! So yes for the kids growing up today in this crazy world these scores make sense but if you grew up when they came out , you will still like them today

  • @Jim85249
    @Jim85249 3 года назад +2

    Frosty the snowman 5 where his kid is made out of yellow snow and it slowly dies and frosty is copping