I couldn't stand it when Aurora didn't stand up for Maleficent when the queen sneered at Maleficent for covering her horns. IT WAS AURORA'S IDEA, or did you forget Aurora?!
Amanda LaCava shes such a dumb girl, like she realy wanted to choose some boy over her mother, and risked liek the whole kingdom, if only she listened. If maelificent were to make a comment at phillips mom, then she would say smth like ..
You don't show them a violent movie. A lot of people get sick at the sight of blood. People who like to see things like that are physcos unless it's for research and that's your profession.
"Do you want her to marry a freaking tree? 'Cause I'm available." That was the best line, Dylan. Also... "What's Phillip gonna do, cut off my wings? Take that, Mom."
@@nez01 Lumen- “the SI unit of luminous flux, equal to the amount of light emitted per second in a unit solid angle of one steradian from a uniform source of one candela.” You ever heard of physics?
Dylan: "The first movie was so dark. This one is turning out to be such a kid's movie" *dark action, near deaths, and actual deaths happen* Dylan: "Noises of glee"
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Even though the black Fae LITERALLY showed Maleficent the damn Phoenix and told her she was the Phoenix. lol So the stupid villain Queen "killing her" wasn't even that tragic, because anyone who knows about Phoenixes would know she can rise again from the dead.
Lol he is really good with his guesses. He also said that someone should stop the piano and literally second later, one of the fairies goes. Also he said that Maleficent should kill atleast two soldiers and later on, one of the soldiers said that two were found dead.
thank you finally! she literally makes her wedding happen after Maleficant's species was mass killed and Aurora just complaining like "my wedddiiiinnggggg"
It would be funny if the queen mocked maleficent assuming she has no table manners, and aurora just goes ham on the food being raised by faires who don’t even know what babies eat.
The joke is that, she cursed Aurora at Aurora's Christening. So she was joking that she is coming to that babie's christening because she wasnt invited to Aurora's
I felt the wedding was rushed at the end too. I thought it was crazy that people just died and then everyone’s super happy and cheering for this marriage. It was the only part I really disliked. Next to them killing off the potential love interest for Maleficent.
Surprised he didn’t bring up how her type of magic changes color when used in different ways. Anger/hate is green. Comfortable/at peace is gold. And her eyes change color too. Always thought that was a cool detail.
1:16 Dylan: "What are those lanterns even for?" Well obviously they took hints from Gothel in Tangled: When searching for a magic flower, bring a dimly-lit lantern. 😆
@@ihonestlydontevenknowanymo6328 It's just too easy, considering how much he loved that movie and how he could pose as a live-action Flynn Rider.😊 But in all seriousness though, re-watching this made me realize that it started the same way as Tangled did, with people looking for a magical flower by lantern-light, so I had to point that out. 😆
King: We are in no need of arms! ... *Dylan puts his arms down and just smirks at the camera, doing as the king says* Me: Wow, loyal subject to the king
Dylan, A christening is when the baby is baptized with holy water. She's given gifts, etc. It is also when Maleficent cursed Aurora in the first place, hence the wink
20:43 Definitely loved that reaction. I can't count the number of times I really did want Aurora to "cast herself over the side of the tower, just throw herself over."
Honestly, Queen Ingrid's ending was pathetic. She literally murdered so many people and she was...turned into a goat. Sidenote: Dylan is easily tall enough to support a set of those huge wings.
Through the whole: *Maleficent coming back from the dead* I was thinking: “The Phoenix rises from the ashes” I was waiting for Dylan to realize that and say it 🙃
While the other deaths were permanent (except Maleficent's aka The Phoenix), the Blue fairygodmither isn't gone for good. Their was a snipet in the film that can be missed, where you'll see the other godmothers at the wedding with a potted plant. That potted plant being the Blue fairygodmother, in "incubation". I guess they're pulling a "Groot rebirth" on us. (Baby groot forever)
Yeah, basically the dust strips them of magic and turns them back into plants, but I don't understand how the blue pixie still has magic left unless the other pixies zapped her with magic or something so that she'll be reborn again. I guess the iron/magic dust could be temporary and the Queen didn't think about the possibility of that. Though I'm pretty sure the fairies (Maleficent's kind) are gone for good since they are born like mammals and not like plants.
@@emphoenixcat1110 I goes maybe there going down the road of some original fairy tails where plants after a long time gain magic and become fay. So maybe if their stripped of magic they go back to the beginning and have to start again.?
If you keep eating sour patch kids they will notice then they will b like “bro this dude keeps eating our food we should sponsor him” so that might make them give in
As I walked out of the theater I turned to my sister and said: "Did they just move the bodies aside to host the wedding?" Thank you for validating my question.
it's a reference to the fact that maleficent crashes aurora's christening in the first film and curses her lol, she was making a joke about cursing auroras baby@@lucyandecember2843
*Everyone dying* Dylan: laughs A christening is for the baby. That was alluding to when maleficent cursed sleeping beauty bc that was at her christening.
Yes i am guessing the common flu is covid-19's twin lol. btw if this offends anyone just know i am not trying to be offencive in any way just joking around a bit
Finally, my time to shine! haha Yes, the name is a method of classification, SARS 1 and 2, and MERS are popular examples of the family coronaviridae. Coronaviruses derive their name from the fact that under electron microscopic examination, each virion is surrounded by a “corona,” or halo.
Some thing I realized that I really like about Dylan. He doesn’t have half of the video as an intro. He gets right into it with his nonsense and it’s great 😂
Dylan being like “wtf they are marrying after a war just happened” but there is literally a historical event where that exact same thing happened. It’s called saint bartholomew day massacre where the royal family wanted to kill the Calvinist and after the massacre the marriages between the head of the Calvinist and the royal family’s daughter got married tho the whole point of the massacre was to kill the Calvinist and THEIR LEADER but since he randomly got the message to be catholic, the soldiers didn’t kill him...sooo when the massacre was over...he and the princess still got married (Dang my euro teacher will be proud at me for remembering this 😂)
There's an urban legend that says the day is cursed tho. Like even if the families were cool with it in the end, it clearly disturbed and affected the people a lot.
When she turned the queen into a goat, I think its a reference to her older movie "Stardust" from where she (the queen) turned a guy into a goat.. It was hilarious.
@@christinagregory2526 OH yess that will be it as well!! I just saw that it was a bit weird for them to choose a goat out of all the animals in there world UWHAHA but yah.. Maleficent does have a goat in mind and instead she turned the queen into a goat!
@@requiem5398 I was a child when I watched the movie (Stardust) ehehe.. It was the nostalgia that I felt when I watched that scene happened made me laugh.
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"They need to make a Maleficient 3 because we still have 2 fairy godmothers to kill" - Dylan 2020
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOO
I hate the fairy god mothers. They're gross
Yh they should
Hes not wrong
Aurora: "here it's to cover your horns..."
Maleficent: (has a 20 foot wingspan) "Okay."
I couldn't stand it when Aurora didn't stand up for Maleficent when the queen sneered at Maleficent for covering her horns. IT WAS AURORA'S IDEA, or did you forget Aurora?!
Amanda LaCava shes such a dumb girl, like she realy wanted to choose some boy over her mother, and risked liek the whole kingdom, if only she listened. If maelificent were to make a comment at phillips mom, then she would say smth like ..
Amanda LaCava Yeah I really REALLY really don’t like Aurora.
@@edna5764 Well she is young and naive, she lived in the woods for so long without proper human contact what do you expect lol.
ix the non human she was in contact were more respectful and had more morals than the humans so whats ur point
"This kids movie needs more blood, violence, and death." - Dylan 2020
Brian Nguyen
Just another Disney movie.
You don't show them a violent movie. A lot of people get sick at the sight of blood. People who like to see things like that are physcos unless it's for research and that's your profession.
@@aetherananke Guess I'm a psycho-
I completely agree with him thoughhhh, this movie could've been ao much more! I was really disappointed with the movie 😔
Blue Strawberry gacha_uwu wanting to see blood doesn’t make you physco- 😳
"Do you want her to marry a freaking tree? 'Cause I'm available."
That was the best line, Dylan.
Also... "What's Phillip gonna do, cut off my wings? Take that, Mom."
J agree the best lines in thus vid
I legitimately laughed out loud at the tree joke 😂
Took me a long time of what of the makes anatomy is somewhat synonymous to tree. Then I thought of what trees are famous for. Wood.
@@lesterabastillas9291 bro I can’ttttt-
@@lesterabastillas9291 Pretty sure he meant because he's tall
“She’s not Sleeping Beauty anymore..”
Me: WOKE Beauty
This is gold
bruh i literally said the same thing
Yeeeah she WOKE
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
she is wide aWOKE
Dylan: "You want her to marry a tree cuz I'm available."
Me: look a this bamboo stick trying to become a tree lol
LMAOOOO noooo 💀
My coffee just flew e v e r y w h e r e, deadass XD
I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING
I thought of that too. Glad someone else said it!😂
😂🤣😂
Dylan is slowly starting to look more and more like Flynn Rider, and I aint complaining
He’s preparing for his future role
he looks so fine lmao
Omg truer words have never been spoken
I was thinking more bbno$ !
Righttttt
Dylan: “Two deaths! I’m gonna count them!” Me, thinking of the movie’s finale: “Hope you’re good at math”
It's funny cause he sucks at math
Its funny because he watched Avatar and went-
"ItS bEeN 16 yEaRs!¡?¿"
Even though the film had been made in 2009 and he watched it in 2019
@@Lorien.-. and science LOL cause what is a lumen
@@nez01 Lumen- “the SI unit of luminous flux, equal to the amount of light emitted per second in a unit solid angle of one steradian from a uniform source of one candela.” You ever heard of physics?
Exhibit A: high school musical video.
“7.34 plus 7.34 equals. . .$34?!”
I used to think that Dylan looked like Flynn from Tangled.
Now I realize he actually looks like Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empire.
...I can't unsee it
Yes! He looks the same!!!!
Oh my god-
oh my god... milo was my childhood crush....and I can't unsee it now
...What have you done!? I can't unsee it now O.O
Dylan: "The first movie was so dark. This one is turning out to be such a kid's movie"
*dark action, near deaths, and actual deaths happen*
Dylan: "Noises of glee"
Remy Mafia I was gonna say!!
I literally choked on my sandwich when he said that bc I knew how it ended.
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“You are the phoenix” (who rises from her own ashes)
Dylan when Maleficent rises from her ashes : “NONE OF THIS IS EXPLAINED”
Me: maybe if you paid attention Dylan
@@egosatis3162 he did after a bit of time he realized lol 😂
Even though the black Fae LITERALLY showed Maleficent the damn Phoenix and told her she was the Phoenix. lol So the stupid villain Queen "killing her" wasn't even that tragic, because anyone who knows about Phoenixes would know she can rise again from the dead.
xD
I only know that Phoenix rise from there ashes bcuz of Harry Potter.
“Kiss?! How unholy!”
I don’t know why, but I died at this. 😂
YOU EVEN ALIVE TO COMMENT THAT
RIP
I.n picture .cute
I worse then holding hands! 😫😤😱
no one:
not a single soul:
absolutely nobody:
dylan: MALEFICON
Tanacon who
It’s his accent
Hahaha I'm scottish and I don't know why he speaks like that
I like your profile pic 👌
Nay Dagher 😆your wallpaper is Alexi,😭R.I.P Alexi
“green for maleficent. red is danger” or
Christmas
😂😂
this made me laugh so hard
lol (but I actually meant it. I actually laughed out loud)
I wanted his lights to be purple
Dylan: Is she going to come back from the power of love?
Me: She's a phoenix rising from the ashes, were you even watching?
YoungDope Proud I was thinking the same thing.
Yasmine Verma took him a while to realize😂
He got there eventually
He got there at 22:11 if you’re wondering! (To those like me who wanted to know once he realized, especially after reading this comment lol)
Was looking for this comment
Someone tell me HOW he guessed about that guard shooting Malificent with an ARROW?He literally SPECIFIED the weapon and 5mins later it happened i-
Lol he is really good with his guesses. He also said that someone should stop the piano and literally second later, one of the fairies goes. Also he said that Maleficent should kill atleast two soldiers and later on, one of the soldiers said that two were found dead.
professional movie watchers what can i say
Foreshadowing
He's a professional movie watcher
He's a screenwriter lmao he wrote all the movies
angelina’s cheekbones are literally the stars of this movie and I can’t complain
They're exaggerated with make up
@@tatianasalazar4066 whateverrr they're perfect
@@selenagrande8525 I"m not saying they aren't, just that in the movie make up is used to make them look sharper
@@tatianasalazar4066 everyone knows it tho
@@selenagrande8525 doesn't look like...
"My child made a decision I don't like, they are no longer my child". Welcome to Asian parents.
...And Latino parents
100%
And black parents
Facts 👏🏽👏🏽😫
Lmao yes 😂
Narrator: Maleficent
Dylan:
Dylan: mALeFiCaNt
Yesss someone else noticed
@@maryamgholizad2798 at some point i started doing it as well
MalefiSONT!
Guys the guy was Scottish. That’s the accent!!
im hating aurora more and more, she has that "innocent, cant even kill anyone who killed a lot ppl main character" personality i haaaate it
I despise those type of characters so much cause they ALWAYS get walked on, so annoying
Literally
I hate characters like that. It’s only acceptable if it’s someone they know.
thank you finally! she literally makes her wedding happen after Maleficant's species was mass killed and Aurora just complaining like "my wedddiiiinnggggg"
it's giving barry allen
Dylan: "I'm suddenly reminded this is for kids"
*pampers ad comes on*
Dude omg same. That just happened to me.
Uh same....
Mine was Luvs
Lmao same! I always get diaper ads for some reason
@@angelita2213 I get the dip ads
no one:
literally no one:
Aurora and Phillip:
**gets married on the bodies of their dead people**
Edit: damn wtf?
cringe
@@kylemylo3776 i didn't think it would get more cringy.. but then btch edited and thanked them for likes 😬
Robyn Fenty If there’s one thing you never do, it’s thanking people for likes
@@robynfenty3626 what did it say
@@robynfenty3626 it looked like they edit the edit too 😂
Dylan's movie commentaries is what is getting me through this quarantine honestly
Yeah, you're absolutely right. I live in Italy and I'm always bored
J Zorro same
Seriously. Like I’m on a Marathon right now
I've watched his love island series 3 times. RIP Bich Bich and Talia's fine ass.
Dude, honestly! 😂
What I love about the first movie is how Stefan went from English to full on Scottish the more paranoid he became...
why can't Michelle Pfeiffer just be nice for once...
Blue fairy: dies
Everyone: noo
Dylan: (with all the passion in the world) *YES*
lmao
LMFAO 🤣
Dylan: Her resurrection wasn’t explained
Dylan five seconds later: oh Maleficent is a Phoenix
Dylan is from Phoenix so he should know .
Movie: we have no need of arms
Dylan: *drops his arms*
Me: *laughs*
Dylan: dumb
Me: *cries a little inside*
Lorna Josiah i laughed out loud too😂😂😂
I was waiting for a Julius joke
Yeah
Dylan: asks for death Also Dylan: terrifies by a fairy execution
Random man: we have no need of arms
Dylan: *flumps his arms*
Me: *looks at Julius wondering how Dylan missed that opportunity*
Good one😂
Felis or when he talked about the cheap, hollow statue
So many missed Caesar jokes
Fairy: dies
Other fairies: nooooo
Dylan: YES
“They need to make a maleficent 3 we still got 2 more fairies to kill” lmao I’m done with Dylan
The lack of consequences towards the gremlin and the queen was frustrating…I wish Aurora stood up for her people.
Nobody:
Dylan’s lights:
Not even Ceaser:
Dylan during a movie commentary: *I’m here for some death*
Im ruining your 666 likes...
Caesar is shaking
I think it's SAFE to say Dylan is way UNDERATED period.
Natalie Dober he really deserves more doe
@Natalie Dober He is _hilarious_
Dylan: *explains why Phillip is a below average name*
Me: Funny coming from a Dylan
Ooooooooo 😂
Lmaoooaooaoaoaoa😂😭
Dylan's a better namd than Philip tho and that's just the tea
*(sorry to all the Philips out there)*
Got em’
Rachelle Redd including Philip Hamilton
if dylan considers himself a tree, then i am going to willingly say that i am attracted to trees
There’s a woman who married a tree
@@notaccessible3741 n one asked but...skkahsgdklahagskdlaagakskg💀😭😭😭😭😭
Lmao are you saying you're willing to go out on a *limb* to say you're attracted to trees? *Budum chhh*
A bamboo tree specifically lol
His hair is very sanitary today.
Very 😊
*in Regina George voice *Oh my gosh stop trying to make sanitary a thing
ITS COMING BAAACKK
Ariana Queen AGREED
Ariana Queen he made it look like Flynn Riders
The queen: I'm the baddest bitch in the kingdom
Malefica: Hold my horns
Lmao
Cut my wings, acctually
@@matheuslanerre2895 shit that's deep but true
Or hold my horns
Nobody:
Dylan: they need to make maleficent 3, bc we still have two fairy godmothers to kill
Me: the best idea👏👏👏👏
It would be funny if the queen mocked maleficent assuming she has no table manners, and aurora just goes ham on the food being raised by faires who don’t even know what babies eat.
That was an abrupt transition
"This girl's got a lot of talents: Welding, firearms, piano...NO NOT TREE! NOT TREEEEE!!!"
17:22
Lol
"Do you want her to marry a f**king tree? Cause I'm available."
I'm dead
Dylan: is told she's a Pheonix
also Dylan: how is she coming back to life is it the power of love???
dude, you were given the reason way ahead
Dylan : “ Yes hit the red head!
Me being a red head: yes, hit her!
Gingerino
"I'll see you at the christening"
It was an inside joke of sorts. Maleficent cursed Aurora at her christening.
Wait it was a joke, I thought Aurora was pregnant 😂
@@maleficentprotectorofthemo4607 Maybe she is. I never thought of that
Oh the way I interpreted it was like you know how you get married and everyone is expecting you to have kids already?
thank you for that I hadn't caught on to it
A "Christening" is a child's baptism into the Christian church.
The joke is that, she cursed Aurora at Aurora's Christening. So she was joking that she is coming to that babie's christening because she wasnt invited to Aurora's
"Christening of her vagina"
I thought that was when they cut their dick.
@@astrowolvez i think you're thinking of castration... or circumcision..
@@astrowolvez nah that;s in Jewish tradition, can't remember what it's called tho. Barmitzva?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Dylan: yeah spin that camera around. Make me dizzy. Do it Disney
KyKy's Channel .....dizzney
@@lania0637 NOOOO YOU STOLE MY COMMENT lol
Carmen Lee damn sorry
KyKy's Channel *sniffle* lets mourn my loss together
Carmen Lee ok
Dylan: I hate it when people use metaphors to critic movies.
Dylan a second after: it was a beautiful, colorful, explosion of pleasure
white background, "green for maleficent, red for danger"
... _Mexico_
Italy 🇮🇹 too
Me: *a mexican* AY!
12:38 "WhAt Dylan?" The face of regret 😂
dylan: i’m not giving sour patch kids free press
2 seconds later
dylan: *pulls a sour patch kids bag out and shows the camera the brand*
Dylan:Why is she coming back
Movie: WE TOLD YOU
Dylan: Wha-
Movie: SHE'S A PHOENIX
Dylan:Oh, right
I felt the wedding was rushed at the end too. I thought it was crazy that people just died and then everyone’s super happy and cheering for this marriage. It was the only part I really disliked. Next to them killing off the potential love interest for Maleficent.
People: *bleeding out*
The medics: We're going to the wedding... We, we wanna see the wedding
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I swear Dylan deeply wants an evil Disney movie filled with death, destruction, and war
With a female villain lead.
not deeply everyone knows he wants it
Don't we all want that?
And a Flynn Rider
I mean, we all kinda want it
Maleficent: comes back as a phoenix
Dylan: *OH HELL YES*
Phoenix*
Surprised he didn’t bring up how her type of magic changes color when used in different ways. Anger/hate is green. Comfortable/at peace is gold. And her eyes change color too. Always thought that was a cool detail.
Dylan literally looks like Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empire
ho my god yes ! so true
Bruh I can see that
Aaahhhh yes
HE DOES
For real
1:16 Dylan: "What are those lanterns even for?"
Well obviously they took hints from Gothel in Tangled: When searching for a magic flower, bring a dimly-lit lantern. 😆
I love how every single Dylan video post-tangled includes a reference to the movie somewhere😂
@@ihonestlydontevenknowanymo6328 It's just too easy, considering how much he loved that movie and how he could pose as a live-action Flynn Rider.😊 But in all seriousness though, re-watching this made me realize that it started the same way as Tangled did, with people looking for a magical flower by lantern-light, so I had to point that out. 😆
Dylan should change the title to “Dylan loving violence for 26 minutes”.
King: We are in no need of arms!
...
*Dylan puts his arms down and just smirks at the camera, doing as the king says*
Me: Wow, loyal subject to the king
Dylan, if you don't get a call to play "Flynn Rider" maybe give "Milo James Thatch" a shot. Just saying 😀
oMG YES
YES PLEASE
Yesssssss
HOLY SHIT YES
YES
Dylan,
A christening is when the baby is baptized with holy water. She's given gifts, etc. It is also when Maleficent cursed Aurora in the first place, hence the wink
@@haley5735 "when the baby is baptized"
@@annistewart9049 thanks I didn't see that earlier
I didn't notice that correlation, to be honest I thought the wink was because, well, noone knew there would be a baby yet.
Dylan: *watching a kids movie"
Also Dylan: I'm here for some death
Phillip "you are my family"
Dylan starts gushing.
😊😊😊
I loved that part.
Dylan: Don't story tell, i don't care!
The movie: *long storytelling*
Dylan: *Dies inside*
"What's christianing?"
"Is that when they have sex?"
😂😂😂😂
But like what is it tho?
Draco Malfoy It's when a child is baptized, like, you know, like when Maleficent showed up at Aurora's christening uninvited ? 😂
yeah, its the introduction of the a new princess or prince to the kingdom
It's just another word for the baptism party. We use it in Ireland.
Shana Reilly that’s really cool
Dylan in 2043:
"Maleficent 10 is UNDERRATED"
Forgot the second R 👏
lets be honest here........ it was actually good
@@BlueHat1 oops thanks😂
20:43
Definitely loved that reaction.
I can't count the number of times I really did want Aurora to "cast herself over the side of the tower, just throw herself over."
Dylan: makes fun of the slapstick for being childish
Also Dylan after anyone says maleficent: malefeSONT
Honestly, Queen Ingrid's ending was pathetic. She literally murdered so many people and she was...turned into a goat. Sidenote: Dylan is easily tall enough to support a set of those huge wings.
Dylan: There was straight up an execution scene... S O L I D
damn i literally came across this comment the exact moment he said it
Ella Marelle me to!
Remaining Fairies after blue bish dies: NOOOOOO
Dylan after blue bish dies: YESSSSSSS
Villain: *has a secret room*
Dylan: "I respect you. I always wanted a secret room."
Dylan: hating the redhead
Also dylan: loving her cause she killed one of the fairies (but also wanting her die)
"It's...complicated."
And that is what we call an "emotional roller coaster".
Through the whole: *Maleficent coming back from the dead* I was thinking: “The Phoenix rises from the ashes”
I was waiting for Dylan to realize that and say it 🙃
saaaaame!! 😂😂
same lmaooo
"There's lots of death, which is always a nice touch to a movie."
🤣
Let's be honest, Dylan defo only hates the fairies cause they're stealing his job 🤣🤣🤣
While the other deaths were permanent (except Maleficent's aka The Phoenix), the Blue fairygodmither isn't gone for good. Their was a snipet in the film that can be missed, where you'll see the other godmothers at the wedding with a potted plant. That potted plant being the Blue fairygodmother, in "incubation". I guess they're pulling a "Groot rebirth" on us. (Baby groot forever)
Yeah, basically the dust strips them of magic and turns them back into plants, but I don't understand how the blue pixie still has magic left unless the other pixies zapped her with magic or something so that she'll be reborn again. I guess the iron/magic dust could be temporary and the Queen didn't think about the possibility of that. Though I'm pretty sure the fairies (Maleficent's kind) are gone for good since they are born like mammals and not like plants.
Then fuck my life if my homes Balthazar the tree guard doesnt come back cus he sacrificed himself for those scary ass fairies.
@@osamudazaigayasf felt that
@@jodielee6253 😔🤞🏻
@@emphoenixcat1110 I goes maybe there going down the road of some original fairy tails where plants after a long time gain magic and become fay. So maybe if their stripped of magic they go back to the beginning and have to start again.?
Dylan: “Spin that camera. Make me dizzy. Do it Disney!”
Me: Bars!
If you keep eating sour patch kids they will notice then they will b like “bro this dude keeps eating our food we should sponsor him” so that might make them give in
Hes been eating them for like 2 yrs
@@xxxx-lt8br well, patience is key? I... don't know where I was going with that actually...
As I walked out of the theater I turned to my sister and said: "Did they just move the bodies aside to host the wedding?" Thank you for validating my question.
"whats a christening?"
Me: um... the event where Maleficent cursed Aurora as a baby
how all wars start:
"Peace?"
"nah fam"
What Dylan is up for
-Death
-Sour patch kids
Literally nothing else
LPaisley Sharpe misdirects
-random spanking
Aaaand lesbian love (in games)
And Misoa
The King's all like: PEACE!
and the Queen's all like: Nah
Not Steff from the first movie he wanted to kill her
Maleficent: I'll see you at the christening
Dylan: whattttttt? What is a christening? 😂
That joke just flew over his head
Me: Plot for Maleficent 3
@Summer de Snoo is prettier yeah
i dont get it either tbh
it's a reference to the fact that maleficent crashes aurora's christening in the first film and curses her lol, she was making a joke about cursing auroras baby@@lucyandecember2843
I cracked up at this😂
"Two corona viruses talking to eachother" KILLED ME 😂🤣
*Everyone dying*
Dylan: laughs
A christening is for the baby. That was alluding to when maleficent cursed sleeping beauty bc that was at her christening.
OH. I legit thought it was because Maleficent somehow knew that Aurora was pregnant.
"His name is Matthew, he looks like a Phil"
this is why I watch Dylan
“Two coronaviruses talking to each other”
Me: *THERES MORE THAN ONE?!*
Axel Am yes actually, Covid-19 isn’t the first.
SARS is a type of coronavirus as well.
Yes i am guessing the common flu is covid-19's twin lol. btw if this offends anyone just know i am not trying to be offencive in any way just joking around a bit
Finally, my time to shine! haha
Yes, the name is a method of classification, SARS 1 and 2, and MERS are popular examples of the family coronaviridae.
Coronaviruses derive their name from the fact that under electron microscopic examination, each virion is surrounded by a “corona,” or halo.
24:43 It's almost like some critics think they are story writers themselves, but you know, without ever having written an actual story.
Dylan: *let your screams fill the night air*
Everyone:
Dylan: I’m having too much fun
Dylan: I'm boycotting Sour Patch Kids until they sponsor me!
Also Dylan: *has 4lbs of Sour Patch Kids*
Edit: Wow! thanks for all the likes you guys :)
14:50 " 2 Coronaviruses talking to each other" LMAOOO the accuracy
can we just talk about the fact that Dylan is the only guy in the world who can pull off a moustache
Some thing I realized that I really like about Dylan. He doesn’t have half of the video as an intro. He gets right into it with his nonsense and it’s great 😂
I'm pretty happy there wasn't a sponsor insert in this video haha
I’m gonna save the part where Dylan goes “Be. Decisive. Be-e. Decisive” and play it whenever I need to hear that.
So like. All the time.
listen to be aggressive by faith no more hahaha
Dylan being like “wtf they are marrying after a war just happened” but there is literally a historical event where that exact same thing happened. It’s called saint bartholomew day massacre where the royal family wanted to kill the Calvinist and after the massacre the marriages between the head of the Calvinist and the royal family’s daughter got married tho the whole point of the massacre was to kill the Calvinist and THEIR LEADER but since he randomly got the message to be catholic, the soldiers didn’t kill him...sooo when the massacre was over...he and the princess still got married
(Dang my euro teacher will be proud at me for remembering this 😂)
There's an urban legend that says the day is cursed tho. Like even if the families were cool with it in the end, it clearly disturbed and affected the people a lot.
Christening is like the naming of a child, a nod to the Aurora's christening 🤗
When she turned the queen into a goat, I think its a reference to her older movie "Stardust" from where she (the queen) turned a guy into a goat.. It was hilarious.
Oh yeah! Didn’t thought of that, Stardust’s an amazing movie
Flower Glitters I thought it was more so a reference to earlier in the movie when Maleficent joked about turning Philip into a goat
Yesssss that makes thus scene even better now.
@@christinagregory2526 OH yess that will be it as well!! I just saw that it was a bit weird for them to choose a goat out of all the animals in there world UWHAHA but yah.. Maleficent does have a goat in mind and instead she turned the queen into a goat!
@@requiem5398 I was a child when I watched the movie (Stardust) ehehe.. It was the nostalgia that I felt when I watched that scene happened made me laugh.