Watching *DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD* Until I Lose My Mind
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
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"I can tell by his hair cut that he's the love interest" is such a mood when it comes to nickelodeon
Unfortunate that couldn’t be more true
The fact that Dylan really lived 20+ yrs of his life believing "slow children" signs were referring to the metal capacity of the actual children crossing and that u should slow down just in case they misjudge your speed or smth is TOO FUNNY
It’s crazy
LMFAO I KNOW RIGHT
TBH IT HAS VINE VIBES
AHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAHA
I was cackling at this part of the video😂
In Dora’s defense, she didn’t know that he was going to survive. So, yeah, she fully intended killing him
I hope he saw this comment lol
that’s what i was thinking!
Dang
Talk about cruel-
Damn. This be speaking truth.
Dylan: I HOPE DORA DIES I HATE HER
Dora: **kills a man on purpose**
Dylan: I LOVE YOU!
Dora: **uno reverse card**
Dylan: YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL A GUY PROPERLY!
it was an enemies to lovers that ended in a breakup
Jajaja
@@dandelions_are_cool😂
The dissapointment in Dylans eyes when he realizes the villain isn’t dead is disturbing
I'm a lil.....worried lmao
Yet, the delight in them when Dora intended for the villain to die was glorious
Sooo irelevent but I get to make this 1k
Gotta be honest...i was very disappointed too
nu kunnen we allebei naar LA
Plot twist: Dylan is the slow child because he doesn’t understand the sign
Not much of a twist though, we know that about Dylan already🤣
lmaoooooooo
This comment should be pinned 😂😂😂
Came here to make this comment and you beat me to it lol
LOL I literally replied that to him when he posted it on his instagram story a couple days ago.
I know they failed to kill the villain, but major props to Dora for trying. She knowingly was gonna let that man die.
Ikr, like c’mon Dylan the producers might not have let it happen but it’s the thought that counts
@@pokaay3163 oh my god 🤣🤣
@Osman Yousif Thank you good sir, I knew I couldn’t have been alone thinking that
I made your comment hit 1k
@@pokaay3163 I'm already surprised they make Dora thought about it
diego: this can’t be happening
dylan: i’m sorry what was that
diego: this can’t be happening
dylan: you have to speak a little louder
me:can he seriously not hear him
diego: this can’t be happening
dylan: i still can’t hear him he has to be a bit more audible
me:......you sneaky b-
i mean it took me like all of those times to hear what diego said and i had to be looking at his lips when he said it and... and then he said audible and i almost burst into tears /hyperbole
😂😂😂😂
fr
smooth ngl
That was a good one lol
"I always crave death in children's movies."
- Dylan
That's a senior quote right there
"I'm still alive!"
@@abbywolffe4114 i wish I knew about this in May 😭
If that isn’t a sign that he is a murder then I don’t know what is
Honestly same i crave it aswell
Me: *laughs at a joke*
Dylan: “that wasn’t funny”
Me: “yeah that wasn’t funny”
Caught red handed
Filiota same😂 as soon as he said it my face went from “🤣” to “😐”
@Morgan Britt Guilty
Dylan really has me questioning my humor all the time
Fr
lets not forget Even though the villain did not die,Dora still had his death planned...
wait i thought he did die
wait nvrmind.....
I was thinking the same exact thing! Lol:)
lol
@@Abeer_shahid he got sent to jail in the ancient empire
Dylan stopping mid-sentence and just sighing in disgust and annoyance when swiper showed up literally had me gasping for air I was laughing so hard
SAME
Oh my gosh I’m laughing so hard right now because of it
SAMED
That's how we all felt whenever we saw Swiper when we were kids 😂😂
fegregesge
Villain dude: * dies *
Also villain dude: "I'M STILL ALIVE"
Dylan: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
y u ruin it!!!?
1,000th like
spoiler😔😡😡
When he thought Dora had killed someone is probably the happiest I've ever seen Dylan.
right lamo
Then he was alive and there was crippling depression
remember that time in the bratz movie commentary when the antagonist was almost crashed by an elephant? yeah
Made the following disappointment even greater.
yeah, I was watching him be so happy, and then, having already seen the movie, I was just preparing for his disappointment
alternate title: Hating Dora until I find out she does PARKOUR
Title*
*Title
Last of the Time Lords let’s give her a chance it was probably a typo
@@ruthisgone titel*
And sacrifices people
No one:
Literally no one:
Dylan: “I always crave death in children’s movies”
Sadly, I only saw a semi-death in a disney show. Semi because, character got stab by flaming sword but the show wants us to think they survive.
NO I'M STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT EPISODE-
if that isnt the most dylan thing ive heard idk what is
Obviously Don Bluth instilled certain... expectations that modern production companies refuse to fulfill.
I can't with RUclips comments theyre so unfunny 😭
I mean even though he didn't die Dora still planned his death and went through with it. She would have felt no remorse if he did die because of her.
true lmao she really tried to kill him
I feel like he missed that Dora still had full intention of letting the guy die
I don't know who's more phyco
Dylan who thinks about dora having sex with a monkey or dora Planning a mans death
@@chrisp.9385 both lol
Dylan: praises the movie for actually killing someone
The movie: *reverse uno card*
Ohhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Did you die?
Twilight all over again
That’s what happened to me when I watched Frozen 2
dylan not understanding the meaning of the “slow children” sign is me taking my permit test
That part had me in tears omg I was wheezing 😂💀
I wasn’t sure if that was a joke or not lol
He posted that on his Insta story and I was like just keep that part in lmaooo
SAME
I'm glad he kept it in since I saw his Instagram
Me 15 years later realizing that in our version of Dora she had us speak English words.... But obviously she wouldn't have had the same purpose in America.....It took me 15 years to figure out she was supposed to be from Latin America and teaches English-speaking kids Spanish.
The Dora I used to watch was teaching Spanish 🤷♀️
yeah me too i’m french so she was teaching us English
@@celianunn2070 same here
@@lyy.mb.4936 same thing in germany
How am I just now finding out about this
I just noticed.... dylan's hair here here makes him look a whole lot more like Flynn from 'Tangled'
I hope he keeps it like that.
Kinda, I guess. But he looks more like a Karen. He needs help.
He also looks like Milo Thatch from Atlantis: The Lost Empire!
We stan
Morgen MacKenzie that’s what I was thinking
Dylan being proud of himself for predicting a kid movie’s plot is honestly all of us
No
*jin's voice* yOonGi
Ok but what if... what if hypothetically he watched the scenes and then went back, "predicted" them and is just a really good actor and is fooling all of us👀
Honestly. Nice username btw
Why do Armys feel the need to point out each-other?? At least OP said something connect to the movie. Honestly I hate all of you....because of you "people" I stopped liking bts.
"i can tell by his hair that he's the love interest"
why does this make so much sense
I know 😭😭
Wouldn't it be funny if he set up the "I wish he was more *audible*" and then says "Now about the sponsor: Honey"
Lol
🤣
top three moments in this video:
-slow children
-falling in love with Dora the second she does parkour
-"who calls it a loop; it's a circle, you psychopath"
And then the “they finally killed someone, sike”
I thought he said lube-
the audible ad intro was fantastic
And the not really death and screams
Dylan: "I wish he would be a little more audible..."
Me: No
Haha I had the same reaction 😂
I really want Sour Patch Kids to sponsor him already just so I don’t have to hear the same four companies advertised to me by every youtuber. I respect that they’re making a living, but it’s tiring when it’s the same companies over and over lol
Same..
I laughed and hated myself.
@@QueenCloveroftheice yes like honey
the smile left his face so quickly when he realized he was still alive.
22:10 I didn't expect Boots' voice to be THAT deep.
No one:
Dylan: "OR ELSE I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL MOVIE WATCHER"
Hehehhehehee
It has such “if I make this shot, she loves me” energy SKDBA
“I could tell by his hair that he’s the love interest” I’m deadddddd. If that ain’t the truth.
CAN SOMEONE TELL THE MOVIE MAKERS THAT THERE ARE NO DAMN WILD ELEPHANTS IN LATIN AMERICA
Lmao
I mean this is Dora. That is the point and part of the humour. This movie makes fun of its source material by highlighting how ridiculous it is in a fun way lol.
😂
SLOW CHILDREN 😂
I thought Dylan’s joke about slow children meaning slow walking children and was like that’s not that funny but then he explained himself 7:20 OMG IM DEAD 😂💀
Same 😂😂😂😂😭😭
fesgesheh
Dylan: "i wish that he would be a little more audible"
me: "STOP"
Dylan: "speaking of which"
Me: "SIR PLEASE NO"
**Rapidly start skipping**
Best transition😂
@@osnaikaaugustin9259 wait same...
Dylan: *Celebrates for minutes over the villains death*
Villain: "I'm still alive!"
El dorado guy: I’m ok!
Gets crushed by giant stone panther
IM STILL OKAY
Granny from Croods: STILL ALIVE!!!
Flynn Ryder: gets 100 concussions and broken ribs.
Also Flynn Ryder: I’m still alive
The AGONY when he realized that she didn't kill someone
Dylan: You know all the words. You put them together in the right order.
My last braincell: Mosquito-carrying malaria
Ironic that Dylan was Basically "educating" Dora style for that bit
The fact I didn't see a problem with your comment concerns me 😭😭😭
@@cherylfrank9226 what's wrong with his comment? 😰
wait but that seems correct-
It should be malaria carring mosquito, no?
Dylan: Watches a Nickelodeon movie made for KIDS
Also Dylan: "If she murders her family im gonna be so exited
Dylan: pays 21 dollars to make fun of the cgi
Also Dylan: doesn't bring up the cgi
Fun fact: Dora's house was built and the scenes were shot VERY close to my house. I would see it everyday and when i watched the movie I was like "That is not in the jungle, I mean 200 meters away is a bridge"
Omg seriously
@@maxedits4919 Yes indeed, thats why you never see shots of them looking out beyond the water and most of the scenes are at night because otherwise you would hear cars
@@megan886 hehe was it Florida?
@@m.c.martin nope. Australia
If you ever do the tour at Universal Studios California, they will show you the tiny stretch of hillside right next to the road where they filmed several scenes in Birdbox. If only Sandra Bullock and the kids had been able to take their blindfolds off, they would’ve realized they were just meters away from Whoville!
This movie made me laugh so much at some points like when the dad went “she- she’ll grow out of it” IT WAS SO FUNNY TO ME
"Dora, explore your dating options, not this guy."
PREACH
If Dora dated the annoying girl... no no no... unless........?
Halyn Ray as Dylan himself said... every movie would be better if the girls were lesbians🙈
"i wish that he would be a little bit more audible" I'm dead😂
I loved that!😂😂😂😂😂
It was funny 😂
I knew the sponsorship was going to happen as soon as he did that 😂
@@nikkinguyen2631 same😂
Dylan: *Predicts literally everything that happens in movies*
Also Dylan: Slow Children?
EDIT:OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!
ItzKryptic I saw this didn’t have any replies so here you go
@@mariaplascencia3363 Thanks 🙂
Hi
@@aestethicplays7073 hello
his smile literally just fades away knowing my dude is alive.
dylan, like almost everyone who reads/watches a lot of movies: *knows the beats to the hero's journey* dylan: i am amazing
Dylan is in trouble in a nutshell
Haha right? The movie itself is pretty predictable because it followed the classic hero's journey, like just about every movie out there.
666 likes.. you know what that means!
Edit: Nevermind, it was short lived...
That's the joke
Nice gumball reference with I read movies
after watching loads of Dylan’s old commentaries during the lockdown, i’ve realised he loves to throw in a desired murder plot into ANY film he watches
Your profile picture is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Abby Winer hahahahha thanks !!
it's not dylan if there isnt murder involved lmao
And then he was confused when he watched Heathers xD
Ahaha true, or Dylan wanting spanking scenes
Dylan: I wish this guy would be more audible
Me:
You:
Everyone:
Me: I won't skip because he tried.
As a kid I despised dora, but I actually really liked this movie. It was so self aware and knew exactly what kind of movie this would be.
Honestly Dylan should make merch that says like ”l’m a professional movie watcher” and like “misdirect” idk just a thought
YES
Yes but the misdirect should be on the flip edge of a beenie...
I'm surprised he hasn't made any yet. I still want something that says "sanitary" too
i'd buy a shirt that says misdirect
He should! I never buy any youtuber's merch but I would buy his in a heartbeat
no one:...
the actors: "talks clearly"
dylan: pretends not to hear and slides in a sponsorship, can he be more "audible"?😂😂😂
14:43 Is that what Boba Fett was doing before meeting the mandalorian? damn that's rough buddy
Star Wars AND Avatar reference in one comment?! Cheers, man.
I understood that reference
@@kylahicks7054 that good buddy
That's rad buddy 😏😏
During Zootopia when the ' bad guy ' was revealed my friend yelled out "I knew it!" loudly in the theatre 🤣 your pride at guessing kids movie plots reminds me of her!
Nice😹😹
Cool😂
Lol that was me with Hans in Frozen. I thought it was super obvious but everyone always says it’s the best Disney twist? Idk maybe it’s my cynicism XD
😂kids movies are way too predictable. Well tbh 90% of movies are for me but especially kids movies😂😂
That was me guessing all but one of the "plot twist" in Kubo.
“If she murders her family I’ll be so excited.”
-Dylan 2020
Read this as he said it loll
I dont even question it anymore
Bella Ancheta +c.
He loves murder we know this
Even if the man didn't actually die, Dora still gave him as a sacrifice which was badass af
The whole slow children thing cracks me up so bad because every time my dad sees a sign that says "slow children" he says "why do they let slow children play near the street?" And it makes me laugh every time. It is so funny that he actually thought it meant that 🤣
if i ever make a movie, i’d send the script to dylan before filming it, and if he can guess the entire plot, i’m changing it
So just part of the script and not all
Just do what I do when I write a story and want a twist that no one will see coming... make one of the characters a cannibal.
@Grayson Huggins you got balls of steel if you're brave enough to do that.
He can guess ANY plot
Grayson Huggins ye, go all Place Beyond The Pines and shit.
"dylan: "do you hear what he's saying"
me: "stop"
dylan: "i wish that he would be a little bit more *audible* "
me: "don't do it"
dylan: *speaking of which*
me: *OH MY GOD*
It was a cute way to slide into the sponsorship* especially since we all saw it coming at that moment lmao
_"I'm still alive!"_
You can literally *see* Dylan's soul dying
lmaoo
"Wanna stare at my phone in a cold dark room and drink cold coffee" Not Nickelodeon pulling the most accurate teen stereotypes ever
Dylan: _struggling to put a sentence together_
Me: That's it Dylan, almost there...
😆😄😂
Your almost there you got dylan, com on Dylan any moment..........
This is literally me to my baby sister when she was about to say her first 😂😂😂😂😂
Dylan: I wish he'd be more audible
me: yeah same- WAIT....NO DONT DO IT-
As soon as I heard the word, I was like ahhhh this sly guy
“i literally just lost my shit praising you and, you just, you’re gonna reverse all of it.” that’s some real heartbreak right there.
When Dylan cut of his hair, it gave me mad Azula vibes.
“That’s what you get hair!”
“Alright hair, it’s time to face your doom!”
Therefore Dylan is Azula, change my mind.
Hahahaha
That's funny buddy
Accurate
with his personality and how he wants death in every movie he watches, I would not be surprised if he is Azula lmfaoooo
Dylan: my lips are chapped so don't look at them
Me: **stares directly at them**
Dylan: STOP
Me: NO.
Dylan giggling after cleverly introducing his sponsor is my favorite thing ever
i literally get mad everytime i don’t see it coming
AHHH I DIDNT SEE THE VIDEO BEFORE COMMENTING THIS AND I HATE THAT HE JUST DID THAT AHHHHHH 🤣😭😭
What a good number of Likes
Time stamp?
@@nishkapanchal8829 9:28
**Dylan makes a whole speech about how happy he is dora killed someone**
**continues movie**
dead guy: I'm still alive!!!
The look on his face. I swear I have never laughed so hard in my life!!
Hey, at least Dora planned his murder. That’s something.
RLucas3000 true she's still a sociopath
Watching a grown man watch, criticize, and predict a children's movie while eating chocolate and while on Christmas vacation is the BEST.
Dylan looked so betrayed after they revealed the villain was still alive. I hope someday he gets the murderous kids movie he's always dreamed of
Bridge To Terabithia is that movie. (The main character who is a kid dies)
Anastasia (1997) has a pretty fricked up death scene
petition to kill off more characters in children's movies
@@Dorch45 just kill all the kids
Also how to train your dragon
I still love how he though that the sign that read "slow" meant kids with special needs. And after figuring out that was not what it meant he freaked out and had to ask on his insta story if it was still okay to make fun of it.
💀 wait really- I don’t follow his insta. That is GOLD
@@lemoncholy3264 yeah haha 🤣
I feel like this is the most excited Dylan has been for predicting a movie's plot.
Hey I wanna check your out today
@@alexestrada5239 his channel name is literally DYLAN is in trouble
25:46 The guy that was hanging died here, I mean, he just got crushed.
I think that the actor who played Diego seemed depressed because he was questioning what his life has become
Not ashamed to say I smiled when Dylan said “hmm I wish he would be more audible”
saaaaaaaame
I had it on x2 speed and actually couldn't understand what Diego was saying and was like.. yeah, for sure, come on actor wth. And then I slowed it down and realised what Dylan was doing
Am I the only one who thinks that Dylan’s misinterpretation of Slow Children is actually sweet because he thought of the handicapped children?
i cant be the only one who was dying of laughter when Dylan explained the slow children joke
that was so dumb, i love it
No, you're not alone 🤣
Go to a doctor
*not even 3 minutes into the video*
Dora: Can you say delicioso?
Dylan: If she murders her family I'll be so excited!
Dylan at the begining: YOU'RE SIX!!!!
Dylan when he sees '10 years later': OH IS SHE EIGHTEEN NOW???
Um.... Math? 😂😂😂😂😂
Math has left the chat
To be fair in his high school musical reaction he somehow got 34 by adding 7 twice so I don't think he and nqth are on speaking terms
@@poisonedvices6962 yeah he's terrible at math in every video that he tries to do it in.
To all people who dont know she's 16
@@poisonedvices6962 I don't think you and and spelling are on speaking terms (just a joke BTW don't take it srsly)
i understood what he meant with the slow children joke but he thought it was something else and he went into a FULL ON EXPLANATION 💀
“If she murders everyone I’ll be so excited.”
- Dylan, 2020
honestly he says that in every video lol
Ngl same though
The dad going “She’ll grow out of it” said everybody to Disney
TheKpa11 or in this case Nickelodeon too
Dylan: makes fun of Dora
Also Dylan when Dora asks if he can say delicioso: d-d-ds-wha? I CAN'T DO IT
Dylan on a roll about evil villain friends. *Swiper comes in with gloves and a mask*
Dylan: ...
Dylan: "Nickelodeon, you know your work is not to be respected."
Me: *glares in Avatar the Last Airbender*
Nah they did the creators dirty at the end
@@rainstorm571 oohh some tea, please explain more
Rain Storm elaborate
Frickin love that show
Rain Storm Spill the tea!
Dylan: Bragging about predicting obvious things
Also Dylan: i'M a PrOfEsSiOnAl MoViE WaTcHeR
oH-
Here’s a challenge for Dylan: Since he’s such a professional movie watcher, how about he can only watch 30 minutes into a movie/ TV show and have to guess what will happen by the end!!
Like so he sees
Would be super amazing if he did this on his first watch through of Gone girl. Provided he hasn't watched/heard spoilers of it.
I would love to see this
@@ZeroOhClock Gone girl is sooo good!!
He did that with Insatiable !
Yess
25:06 but she did plan for him to die,I mean she didn't know he's gonna hang on that edge
Movie: wants to be surprising with its plot
Dylan: hold ma beer
"Slow children" 😂 To be fair, in France we have the same kind of sign where it's written "careful, children" and for some reason, I always used to think it meant "beware of the children", like "there are children here, quick, shut your car windows and be sure to lock your doors so they can't attack you" ... Not exactly the same thing as yours but I'm happy to know I'm not the only one with that weird way of thinking ^^
Sparkling Lucinda LMAOO
I thought blind drive ment there was a blind person living there and you had to be careful
I would like but it’s 400 perfect 👌🏽
In Québec too, we have a sign with an actual drawing of a child run over. o_O And it says "Slow down, this child could be yours." Doesn't that imply that... it's ok if you hit someone else's child? You should only be careful because it might be your kid? Also, if I don't have kids, it's ok that I speed around and hit kids because they're definitely not mine?
@@MsMaggyW that got me laughing so hard! XDXD But that's true! It's like a free ticket to morally run over children if you don't have one :p
Dylan: I can't say "delicioso"
Also Dylan: here are all the facts about jaguars
dylan failing every challenge dora gives him and getting upset about it is just the best
Dylan: “Dora explores sociopathy. Dora explores the inside of a human body featuring her family.”
Me: Is that what this novel of yours is about, because I’d be generally curious to hear more of this plot?
The shock and joy on Dylans face when Dora 'killed' Alejandro and then the utter disappointment when he realized Alejandro was still alive is one of the best things I've ever seen
13:58 no matter how many times I watch this part, I will always hear "I'm a friend of your pants"
Ah, a fellow subtitle reader I assume
He’s gone insane y’all. He was prob cutting his hair to look more like Dora😂
Don't give him any ideas
I love this community 😂😂
so are we just gonna ignore how *smoothlyy* he went from Dora to audible? I was like wait why is he pausing at what Diego said, it was pretty CLEAR. then I was like..
oh👁️👄👁️
OHHHHH.
26:21 I looked away for two seconds and I thought he was kissing Dora...
What?! That's disgusting lol
Not the cousins😭😭😭
with the 'slow children' joke, I just picture a young Dylan walking to school and seeing the sign and just going, "I'm not slow! i'M nOT!!" and going around the long way so he doesn't walk by the sign and confuse drivers into thinking he's slow.
Dylan: " I crave death in children movies."
Me: "Me too but they never die, hes not dead either just watch"
Dylan: " Noooooooo!!"
You should watch more pixar movies
@@heyariaz Oh shit... too soon man... 😢
@@heyariaz and dreamworks. Or oddballs like Coraline. Although I suppose that isnt a children's movie in the same sense...lol as I child I always watched kids stuff and more mature movies. Heck I even watched horror since I was 5. Good times.
Are we forgetting how at least one person or animal dies in every Disney movie? And it’s usually the parent too.
Dylan looks like an E-boy turned pastor
I’m actually deceased why is that so accurate 😂💀
😂😂😂😂
Flinn Rider turner eboy turned pastor
Why is this the most accurate thing I’ve ever read
If that was a sitcom, I'd totally watch it.
"Are they trying to present dora as a little child psychopath, because i can get behind that" that right there is the definition of L O L