Watching *DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD* Until I Lose My Mind

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @AnajuliaAlbernaz
    @AnajuliaAlbernaz 4 года назад +5535

    "I can tell by his hair cut that he's the love interest" is such a mood when it comes to nickelodeon

  • @marcfals2449
    @marcfals2449 4 года назад +10501

    In Dora’s defense, she didn’t know that he was going to survive. So, yeah, she fully intended killing him

  • @janneke3530
    @janneke3530 4 года назад +6362

    The dissapointment in Dylans eyes when he realizes the villain isn’t dead is disturbing

    • @jiminsjitties1392
      @jiminsjitties1392 4 года назад +135

      I'm a lil.....worried lmao

    • @Iwillone
      @Iwillone 4 года назад +257

      Yet, the delight in them when Dora intended for the villain to die was glorious

    • @rubyrootwo2632
      @rubyrootwo2632 4 года назад +19

      Sooo irelevent but I get to make this 1k

    • @oindrila101
      @oindrila101 4 года назад +56

      Gotta be honest...i was very disappointed too

    • @isisbakker1814
      @isisbakker1814 4 года назад +7

      nu kunnen we allebei naar LA

  • @QuadingleDangle
    @QuadingleDangle 3 года назад +4350

    diego: this can’t be happening
    dylan: i’m sorry what was that
    diego: this can’t be happening
    dylan: you have to speak a little louder
    me:can he seriously not hear him
    diego: this can’t be happening
    dylan: i still can’t hear him he has to be a bit more audible
    me:......you sneaky b-

    • @honeyvoicehwang8990
      @honeyvoicehwang8990 3 года назад +91

      i mean it took me like all of those times to hear what diego said and i had to be looking at his lips when he said it and... and then he said audible and i almost burst into tears /hyperbole

    • @enaialicari6566
      @enaialicari6566 3 года назад +21

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ale-nl2qf
      @ale-nl2qf 2 года назад +10

      fr

    • @starsmriley
      @starsmriley 2 года назад +20

      smooth ngl

    • @J3scape
      @J3scape 2 года назад +19

      That was a good one lol

  • @norahg378
    @norahg378 4 года назад +8332

    Plot twist: Dylan is the slow child because he doesn’t understand the sign

    • @sneha3419
      @sneha3419 4 года назад +286

      Not much of a twist though, we know that about Dylan already🤣

    • @luffysweetener
      @luffysweetener 4 года назад +25

      lmaoooooooo

    • @Itshafsaaa
      @Itshafsaaa 4 года назад +66

      This comment should be pinned 😂😂😂

    • @omgitsjennxox
      @omgitsjennxox 4 года назад +12

      Came here to make this comment and you beat me to it lol

    • @J0NAHPARK
      @J0NAHPARK 4 года назад +17

      LOL I literally replied that to him when he posted it on his instagram story a couple days ago.

  • @insertname193
    @insertname193 4 года назад +6746

    I know they failed to kill the villain, but major props to Dora for trying. She knowingly was gonna let that man die.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 года назад +505

      Ikr, like c’mon Dylan the producers might not have let it happen but it’s the thought that counts

    • @elliew454
      @elliew454 4 года назад +69

      @@pokaay3163 oh my god 🤣🤣

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 4 года назад +37

      @Osman Yousif Thank you good sir, I knew I couldn’t have been alone thinking that

    • @ilikefood8302
      @ilikefood8302 4 года назад +14

      I made your comment hit 1k

    • @nanalove3819
      @nanalove3819 3 года назад +20

      @@pokaay3163 I'm already surprised they make Dora thought about it

  • @boringandbland8260
    @boringandbland8260 4 года назад +2247

    Villain dude: * dies *
    Also villain dude: "I'M STILL ALIVE"
    Dylan: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

  • @nattycat14
    @nattycat14 3 года назад +6724

    Dylan stopping mid-sentence and just sighing in disgust and annoyance when swiper showed up literally had me gasping for air I was laughing so hard

  • @rebeccahicks2392
    @rebeccahicks2392 3 года назад +12357

    When he thought Dora had killed someone is probably the happiest I've ever seen Dylan.

    • @isaiahmedina3621
      @isaiahmedina3621 3 года назад +75

      right lamo

    • @kylahicks7054
      @kylahicks7054 3 года назад +326

      Then he was alive and there was crippling depression

    • @marina.gansey
      @marina.gansey 3 года назад +93

      remember that time in the bratz movie commentary when the antagonist was almost crashed by an elephant? yeah

    • @alexismena6812
      @alexismena6812 3 года назад +67

      Made the following disappointment even greater.

    • @queenbee3249
      @queenbee3249 3 года назад +45

      yeah, I was watching him be so happy, and then, having already seen the movie, I was just preparing for his disappointment

  • @Filiota95
    @Filiota95 4 года назад +9197

    Me: *laughs at a joke*
    Dylan: “that wasn’t funny”
    Me: “yeah that wasn’t funny”

    • @arwengarraway9143
      @arwengarraway9143 4 года назад +286

      Caught red handed

    • @angeljoyneice
      @angeljoyneice 4 года назад +343

      Filiota same😂 as soon as he said it my face went from “🤣” to “😐”

    • @arwengarraway9143
      @arwengarraway9143 4 года назад +21

      @Morgan Britt Guilty

    • @chels5713
      @chels5713 4 года назад +176

      Dylan really has me questioning my humor all the time

    • @ROCK_N_RO
      @ROCK_N_RO 3 года назад +18

      Fr

  • @SugaMoma
    @SugaMoma 4 года назад +4787

    The fact that Dylan really lived 20+ yrs of his life believing "slow children" signs were referring to the metal capacity of the actual children crossing and that u should slow down just in case they misjudge your speed or smth is TOO FUNNY

  • @khoraiping
    @khoraiping 3 года назад +6451

    Dylan: I HOPE DORA DIES I HATE HER
    Dora: **kills a man on purpose**
    Dylan: I LOVE YOU!
    Dora: **uno reverse card**
    Dylan: YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL A GUY PROPERLY!

  • @justmylush
    @justmylush 4 года назад +3820

    "I can tell by his haircut that he's the love interest." - Dylan, 2020.

    • @sleepy_sensei3913
      @sleepy_sensei3913 4 года назад +114

      Says the guy with that haircut🤣

    • @iridescent_skies
      @iridescent_skies 4 года назад +12

      Wtf did RUclips do to the view replies button? Like did anyone else’s change

    • @natnuss98
      @natnuss98 4 года назад +15

      @@sleepy_sensei3913 that's the point. Dylan is Trying to sway us ... And Misoa if she's there.

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 4 года назад +5

      How to know you've watched too much tv

    • @maddiemantha
      @maddiemantha 4 года назад +1

      @@sleepy_sensei3913 9

  • @tamyawaiters7078
    @tamyawaiters7078 4 года назад +12636

    dylan not understanding the meaning of the “slow children” sign is me taking my permit test

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 4 года назад +379

      That part had me in tears omg I was wheezing 😂💀

    • @febentesfaye612
      @febentesfaye612 4 года назад +77

      I wasn’t sure if that was a joke or not lol

    • @bangtansbree
      @bangtansbree 4 года назад +148

      He posted that on his Insta story and I was like just keep that part in lmaooo

    • @kaitlynlang_
      @kaitlynlang_ 4 года назад +16

      SAME

    • @brianelson1481
      @brianelson1481 4 года назад +39

      I'm glad he kept it in since I saw his Instagram

  • @emilybell6703
    @emilybell6703 4 года назад +9207

    top three moments in this video:
    -slow children
    -falling in love with Dora the second she does parkour
    -"who calls it a loop; it's a circle, you psychopath"

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 года назад +282

      And then the “they finally killed someone, sike”

    • @JTKing7174
      @JTKing7174 3 года назад +35

      I thought he said lube-

    • @ondrogrong1891
      @ondrogrong1891 3 года назад +66

      the audible ad intro was fantastic

    • @loretaruisenor988
      @loretaruisenor988 3 года назад +15

      And the not really death and screams

  • @pippapapillon9327
    @pippapapillon9327 3 года назад +1293

    Me 15 years later realizing that in our version of Dora she had us speak English words.... But obviously she wouldn't have had the same purpose in America.....It took me 15 years to figure out she was supposed to be from Latin America and teaches English-speaking kids Spanish.

  • @ldallas8315
    @ldallas8315 4 года назад +4381

    "I always crave death in children's movies."
    - Dylan

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +46

      That's a senior quote right there

    • @cranberryrosebud
      @cranberryrosebud 4 года назад +12

      "I'm still alive!"

    • @reeseewhitfield1734
      @reeseewhitfield1734 4 года назад +4

      @@abbywolffe4114 i wish I knew about this in May 😭

    • @SADIE_Maybe_SADISTIC
      @SADIE_Maybe_SADISTIC 4 года назад +5

      If that isn’t a sign that he is a murder then I don’t know what is

    • @wongdc3993
      @wongdc3993 3 года назад +1

      Honestly same i crave it aswell

  • @zoedeblauwe2013
    @zoedeblauwe2013 4 года назад +3338

    alternate title: Hating Dora until I find out she does PARKOUR

  • @sydRoseys
    @sydRoseys 4 года назад +2499

    lets not forget Even though the villain did not die,Dora still had his death planned...

    • @Abeer_shahid
      @Abeer_shahid 4 года назад +37

      wait i thought he did die
      wait nvrmind.....

    • @andreasmeelie1889
      @andreasmeelie1889 4 года назад +19

      I was thinking the same exact thing! Lol:)

    • @isaiahmedina3621
      @isaiahmedina3621 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @aria_lu7762
      @aria_lu7762 2 года назад

      @@Abeer_shahid he got sent to jail in the ancient empire

  • @spunkyflunkrdoodle467
    @spunkyflunkrdoodle467 3 года назад +2347

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Dylan: “I always crave death in children’s movies”

    • @talkaboutrandon7870
      @talkaboutrandon7870 3 года назад +13

      Sadly, I only saw a semi-death in a disney show. Semi because, character got stab by flaming sword but the show wants us to think they survive.

    • @gwynzynoodles2553
      @gwynzynoodles2553 3 года назад +5

      NO I'M STILL RECOVERING FROM THAT EPISODE-

    • @alyssakhoury8865
      @alyssakhoury8865 3 года назад +7

      if that isnt the most dylan thing ive heard idk what is

    • @ccggenius
      @ccggenius 2 года назад +3

      Obviously Don Bluth instilled certain... expectations that modern production companies refuse to fulfill.

    • @devincredible3466
      @devincredible3466 Год назад

      I can't with RUclips comments theyre so unfunny 😭

  • @iwillcry
    @iwillcry 4 года назад +21334

    Dylan being proud of himself for predicting a kid movie’s plot is honestly all of us

    • @craigime
      @craigime 4 года назад +22

      No

    • @00Narin
      @00Narin 4 года назад +88

      *jin's voice* yOonGi

    • @manja1714
      @manja1714 4 года назад +203

      Ok but what if... what if hypothetically he watched the scenes and then went back, "predicted" them and is just a really good actor and is fooling all of us👀

    • @ef4253
      @ef4253 4 года назад +36

      Honestly. Nice username btw

    • @ZitaM242
      @ZitaM242 4 года назад +25

      Why do Armys feel the need to point out each-other?? At least OP said something connect to the movie. Honestly I hate all of you....because of you "people" I stopped liking bts.

  • @youtubeismytherapy
    @youtubeismytherapy 4 года назад +2545

    Dylan: **loosing his shit that dora killed someone**
    Movie: I’M STILL ALIVE
    Dylan: NOOOOOOOOOO
    when i tell you i lost it😂😂😂

    • @faizajanisjason6688
      @faizajanisjason6688 4 года назад +9

      😭👌🏼😹

    • @Nihil_Novi
      @Nihil_Novi 4 года назад +31

      I saw this movie before so I was like "Dylan...no, stop... stop talking and just watch... don't get your hopes up" 😂 welp, at least I can say I tried to warn him xD

    • @phoenixadventure501
      @phoenixadventure501 4 года назад +4

      same

    • @beasfav141
      @beasfav141 4 года назад +20

      The way his face fell sent me into orbittt

    • @briananeggie8836
      @briananeggie8836 4 года назад +10

      I mean her intention was for him to fall to his death, he just hung on. Not her fault. The intention to murder someone is just as good.

  • @messieb
    @messieb 4 года назад +1631

    Dylan: praises the movie for actually killing someone
    The movie: *reverse uno card*

  • @ohhame1968
    @ohhame1968 3 года назад +1656

    SLOW CHILDREN 😂
    I thought Dylan’s joke about slow children meaning slow walking children and was like that’s not that funny but then he explained himself 7:20 OMG IM DEAD 😂💀

  • @aueng7314
    @aueng7314 4 года назад +2225

    Dylan: "i wish that he would be a little more audible"
    me: "STOP"
    Dylan: "speaking of which"
    Me: "SIR PLEASE NO"

  • @adriann8420
    @adriann8420 4 года назад +1257

    Dylan: *Celebrates for minutes over the villains death*
    Villain: "I'm still alive!"

    • @captainteeko4579
      @captainteeko4579 4 года назад +21

      El dorado guy: I’m ok!
      Gets crushed by giant stone panther
      IM STILL OKAY

    • @insertname193
      @insertname193 4 года назад +8

      Granny from Croods: STILL ALIVE!!!

    • @sanaa7410
      @sanaa7410 4 года назад +10

      Flynn Ryder: gets 100 concussions and broken ribs.
      Also Flynn Ryder: I’m still alive

  • @megan886
    @megan886 4 года назад +2560

    Fun fact: Dora's house was built and the scenes were shot VERY close to my house. I would see it everyday and when i watched the movie I was like "That is not in the jungle, I mean 200 meters away is a bridge"

    • @maxedits4919
      @maxedits4919 4 года назад +78

      Omg seriously

    • @megan886
      @megan886 4 года назад +349

      @@maxedits4919 Yes indeed, thats why you never see shots of them looking out beyond the water and most of the scenes are at night because otherwise you would hear cars

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin 4 года назад +16

      @@megan886 hehe was it Florida?

    • @megan886
      @megan886 4 года назад +147

      @@m.c.martin nope. Australia

    • @genevieve5411
      @genevieve5411 3 года назад +114

      If you ever do the tour at Universal Studios California, they will show you the tiny stretch of hillside right next to the road where they filmed several scenes in Birdbox. If only Sandra Bullock and the kids had been able to take their blindfolds off, they would’ve realized they were just meters away from Whoville!

  • @ashlynnsage5303
    @ashlynnsage5303 3 года назад +412

    Wouldn't it be funny if he set up the "I wish he was more *audible*" and then says "Now about the sponsor: Honey"

  • @JonGuttenburg
    @JonGuttenburg 4 года назад +2171

    Dylan: *Predicts literally everything that happens in movies*
    Also Dylan: Slow Children?
    EDIT:OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES!!!

  • @marytesic1540
    @marytesic1540 4 года назад +1627

    No one:
    Dylan: "OR ELSE I'M NOT A PROFESSIONAL MOVIE WATCHER"

  • @bellaancheta5407
    @bellaancheta5407 4 года назад +898

    “If she murders her family I’ll be so excited.”
    -Dylan 2020

    • @divine7285
      @divine7285 4 года назад +3

      Read this as he said it loll

    • @puffy77
      @puffy77 4 года назад +3

      I dont even question it anymore

    • @kayladt25
      @kayladt25 4 года назад

      Bella Ancheta +c.

    • @janiahpapaya5988
      @janiahpapaya5988 4 года назад +1

      He loves murder we know this

  • @snflwrchan8019
    @snflwrchan8019 3 года назад +524

    Dylan: You know all the words. You put them together in the right order.
    My last braincell: Mosquito-carrying malaria

    • @Ultimatum602
      @Ultimatum602 2 года назад +21

      Ironic that Dylan was Basically "educating" Dora style for that bit

    • @cherylfrank9226
      @cherylfrank9226 Год назад +7

      The fact I didn't see a problem with your comment concerns me 😭😭😭

    • @violetnorwen8491
      @violetnorwen8491 Год назад

      ​@@cherylfrank9226 what's wrong with his comment? 😰

    • @caramelgirl6962
      @caramelgirl6962 6 месяцев назад +1

      wait but that seems correct-

    • @analuizafms_
      @analuizafms_ 3 месяца назад

      ​It should be malaria carring mosquito, no?

  • @fandoms5ever
    @fandoms5ever 4 года назад +828

    “I could tell by his hair that he’s the love interest” I’m deadddddd. If that ain’t the truth.

  • @anishka7583
    @anishka7583 4 года назад +731

    "dylan: "do you hear what he's saying"
    me: "stop"
    dylan: "i wish that he would be a little bit more *audible* "
    me: "don't do it"
    dylan: *speaking of which*
    me: *OH MY GOD*

    • @someoneelse8239
      @someoneelse8239 4 года назад +6

      It was a cute way to slide into the sponsorship* especially since we all saw it coming at that moment lmao

  • @twainx2315
    @twainx2315 4 года назад +2618

    Dylan: "I wish he would be a little more audible..."
    Me: No

    • @IHARumor
      @IHARumor 4 года назад +36

      Haha I had the same reaction 😂

    • @QueenCloveroftheice
      @QueenCloveroftheice 4 года назад +65

      I really want Sour Patch Kids to sponsor him already just so I don’t have to hear the same four companies advertised to me by every youtuber. I respect that they’re making a living, but it’s tiring when it’s the same companies over and over lol

    • @jackinabox93
      @jackinabox93 4 года назад +4

      Same..

    • @skyesprik4772
      @skyesprik4772 4 года назад +9

      I laughed and hated myself.

    • @kenziejeager4454
      @kenziejeager4454 3 года назад

      @@QueenCloveroftheice yes like honey

  • @crow_carnival
    @crow_carnival 3 года назад +184

    22:10 I didn't expect Boots' voice to be THAT deep.

  • @musikamw8084
    @musikamw8084 4 года назад +1137

    the smile left his face so quickly when he realized he was still alive.

  • @sofiaamm
    @sofiaamm 4 года назад +1871

    dylan, like almost everyone who reads/watches a lot of movies: *knows the beats to the hero's journey* dylan: i am amazing

    • @maryy2077
      @maryy2077 4 года назад +26

      Dylan is in trouble in a nutshell

    • @dua_junaid
      @dua_junaid 4 года назад +28

      Haha right? The movie itself is pretty predictable because it followed the classic hero's journey, like just about every movie out there.

    • @harujukudoll548
      @harujukudoll548 4 года назад

      666 likes.. you know what that means!
      Edit: Nevermind, it was short lived...

    • @ashwithademel1842
      @ashwithademel1842 4 года назад +3

      That's the joke

    • @mguymario
      @mguymario 4 года назад +1

      Nice gumball reference with I read movies

  • @feelstora3
    @feelstora3 4 года назад +378

    "I can tell by the hair that he's the love interest" is the teen movie version of every anime's "I can tell by the hair who's the protagonist'.

  • @michelleamador3136
    @michelleamador3136 3 года назад +334

    This movie made me laugh so much at some points like when the dad went “she- she’ll grow out of it” IT WAS SO FUNNY TO ME

  • @joanazorro3318
    @joanazorro3318 4 года назад +896

    Dylan: Watches a Nickelodeon movie made for KIDS
    Also Dylan: "If she murders her family im gonna be so exited

  • @hauntedocity
    @hauntedocity 4 года назад +4803

    Dylan at the begining: YOU'RE SIX!!!!
    Dylan when he sees '10 years later': OH IS SHE EIGHTEEN NOW???
    Um.... Math? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @the-berries-and-cream-dude
      @the-berries-and-cream-dude 4 года назад +213

      Math has left the chat

    • @poisonedvices6962
      @poisonedvices6962 4 года назад +287

      To be fair in his high school musical reaction he somehow got 34 by adding 7 twice so I don't think he and nqth are on speaking terms

    • @amethyst4zhy
      @amethyst4zhy 4 года назад +90

      @@poisonedvices6962 yeah he's terrible at math in every video that he tries to do it in.

    • @wongdc3993
      @wongdc3993 3 года назад +22

      To all people who dont know she's 16

    • @rs_noncreative8332
      @rs_noncreative8332 3 года назад +21

      @@poisonedvices6962 I don't think you and and spelling are on speaking terms (just a joke BTW don't take it srsly)

  • @cranium2929
    @cranium2929 4 года назад +2150

    Here’s a challenge for Dylan: Since he’s such a professional movie watcher, how about he can only watch 30 minutes into a movie/ TV show and have to guess what will happen by the end!!
    Like so he sees

    • @ZeroOhClock
      @ZeroOhClock 4 года назад +76

      Would be super amazing if he did this on his first watch through of Gone girl. Provided he hasn't watched/heard spoilers of it.

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 года назад +13

      I would love to see this

    • @valeria-xn9zi
      @valeria-xn9zi 4 года назад +13

      @@ZeroOhClock Gone girl is sooo good!!

    • @mleekahh
      @mleekahh 4 года назад +12

      He did that with Insatiable !

    • @chileanyways196
      @chileanyways196 4 года назад +5

      Yess

  • @KeerteshaNAP
    @KeerteshaNAP 3 года назад +210

    his smile literally just fades away knowing my dude is alive.

  • @felixwhitewing
    @felixwhitewing 4 года назад +1548

    I just noticed.... dylan's hair here here makes him look a whole lot more like Flynn from 'Tangled'

    • @fridahan588
      @fridahan588 4 года назад +24

      I hope he keeps it like that.

    • @yummi4tunekookie
      @yummi4tunekookie 4 года назад +13

      Kinda, I guess. But he looks more like a Karen. He needs help.

    • @morgenmack2507
      @morgenmack2507 4 года назад +20

      He also looks like Milo Thatch from Atlantis: The Lost Empire!

    • @just-a-fangirl3333
      @just-a-fangirl3333 4 года назад +2

      We stan

    • @ishanafondekar6334
      @ishanafondekar6334 4 года назад +1

      Morgen MacKenzie that’s what I was thinking

  • @leighxp8271
    @leighxp8271 4 года назад +3222

    Dylan giggling after cleverly introducing his sponsor is my favorite thing ever

    • @jamirasingss6518
      @jamirasingss6518 3 года назад +68

      i literally get mad everytime i don’t see it coming

    • @jamirasingss6518
      @jamirasingss6518 3 года назад +26

      AHHH I DIDNT SEE THE VIDEO BEFORE COMMENTING THIS AND I HATE THAT HE JUST DID THAT AHHHHHH 🤣😭😭

    • @doodlepaper6236
      @doodlepaper6236 3 года назад +6

      What a good number of Likes

    • @nishkapanchal8829
      @nishkapanchal8829 3 года назад +3

      Time stamp?

    • @leighxp8271
      @leighxp8271 3 года назад +4

      @@nishkapanchal8829 9:28

  • @jjst4rs
    @jjst4rs 4 года назад +542

    Dylan: pays 21 dollars to make fun of the cgi
    Also Dylan: doesn't bring up the cgi

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 2 года назад +230

    As a kid I despised dora, but I actually really liked this movie. It was so self aware and knew exactly what kind of movie this would be.

  • @Kate-fm3ub
    @Kate-fm3ub 4 года назад +3992

    after watching loads of Dylan’s old commentaries during the lockdown, i’ve realised he loves to throw in a desired murder plot into ANY film he watches

    • @aabbynicole
      @aabbynicole 4 года назад +30

      Your profile picture is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @Kate-fm3ub
      @Kate-fm3ub 4 года назад +4

      Abby Winer hahahahha thanks !!

    • @shiorijitsukawa5894
      @shiorijitsukawa5894 4 года назад +77

      it's not dylan if there isnt murder involved lmao

    • @m3piggy844
      @m3piggy844 4 года назад +52

      And then he was confused when he watched Heathers xD

    • @acireart4568
      @acireart4568 4 года назад +5

      Ahaha true, or Dylan wanting spanking scenes

  • @djvw9
    @djvw9 4 года назад +540

    *not even 3 minutes into the video*
    Dora: Can you say delicioso?
    Dylan: If she murders her family I'll be so excited!

  • @karmen256
    @karmen256 4 года назад +618

    The AGONY when he realized that she didn't kill someone

  • @erinaethila9736
    @erinaethila9736 3 года назад +75

    "Wanna stare at my phone in a cold dark room and drink cold coffee" Not Nickelodeon pulling the most accurate teen stereotypes ever

  • @yukikanegawa7470
    @yukikanegawa7470 4 года назад +1396

    I mean even though he didn't die Dora still planned his death and went through with it. She would have felt no remorse if he did die because of her.

    • @sfr4281
      @sfr4281 4 года назад +80

      true lmao she really tried to kill him

    • @vickyduffy2322
      @vickyduffy2322 4 года назад +48

      I feel like he missed that Dora still had full intention of letting the guy die

    • @chrisp.9385
      @chrisp.9385 4 года назад +11

      I don't know who's more phyco
      Dylan who thinks about dora having sex with a monkey or dora Planning a mans death

    • @alexjd1278
      @alexjd1278 4 года назад +2

      @@chrisp.9385 both lol

  • @ashleewagner1994
    @ashleewagner1994 4 года назад +2131

    Honestly Dylan should make merch that says like ”l’m a professional movie watcher” and like “misdirect” idk just a thought

    • @soupbubbles3795
      @soupbubbles3795 4 года назад +14

      YES

    • @cherishg8815
      @cherishg8815 4 года назад +53

      Yes but the misdirect should be on the flip edge of a beenie...

    • @danielboying
      @danielboying 4 года назад +18

      i'd buy a shirt that says misdirect

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 4 года назад +19

      He should! I never buy any youtuber's merch but I would buy his in a heartbeat

    • @monejordaan4486
      @monejordaan4486 4 года назад +15

      He should also do 'TOODLES'

  • @kaitlynshell8887
    @kaitlynshell8887 4 года назад +473

    "Dora, explore your dating options, not this guy."
    PREACH

    • @halynray5817
      @halynray5817 4 года назад +15

      If Dora dated the annoying girl... no no no... unless........?

    • @sarahgallant2761
      @sarahgallant2761 4 года назад

      Halyn Ray as Dylan himself said... every movie would be better if the girls were lesbians🙈

  • @MarkelleRayneeSheree
    @MarkelleRayneeSheree Год назад +50

    The whole slow children thing cracks me up so bad because every time my dad sees a sign that says "slow children" he says "why do they let slow children play near the street?" And it makes me laugh every time. It is so funny that he actually thought it meant that 🤣

  • @eniwintoki4192
    @eniwintoki4192 4 года назад +2230

    Dylan: "my hair is DEFYING GRAVITY"
    laughs in black person

    • @ItsNessaTho
      @ItsNessaTho 4 года назад +173

      Lmao! Me with my afro watching this:
      👁👄👁

    • @zeinabdrameh3048
      @zeinabdrameh3048 4 года назад +63

      😂 only real ones know

    • @brianelson1481
      @brianelson1481 4 года назад +31

      Ikr my afro looks like a box when I first wake up

    • @kristoffsven6817
      @kristoffsven6817 4 года назад +22

      eni wintoki *laughs in Broadway fan*

    • @deceitsanders5682
      @deceitsanders5682 4 года назад +13

      @@kristoffsven6817 laughs in wicked

  • @aliyapenner2074
    @aliyapenner2074 4 года назад +763

    “i literally just lost my shit praising you and, you just, you’re gonna reverse all of it.” that’s some real heartbreak right there.

  • @chillingpiper460
    @chillingpiper460 4 года назад +863

    Dylan: “Dora explores sociopathy. Dora explores the inside of a human body featuring her family.”
    Me: Is that what this novel of yours is about, because I’d be generally curious to hear more of this plot?

  • @willowlovechannel8776
    @willowlovechannel8776 3 года назад +201

    Watching a grown man watch, criticize, and predict a children's movie while eating chocolate and while on Christmas vacation is the BEST.

  • @jackierosas9593
    @jackierosas9593 4 года назад +993

    He’s gone insane y’all. He was prob cutting his hair to look more like Dora😂

    • @christina4012
      @christina4012 4 года назад +39

      Don't give him any ideas

    • @Camii0496
      @Camii0496 4 года назад +2

      I love this community 😂😂

  • @kikigopie419
    @kikigopie419 4 года назад +1367

    Dylan: _struggling to put a sentence together_
    Me: That's it Dylan, almost there...

    • @Angelina.1
      @Angelina.1 4 года назад +5

      😆😄😂

    • @cherryblitz4790
      @cherryblitz4790 4 года назад +8

      Your almost there you got dylan, com on Dylan any moment..........

    • @sarrinahthecertifiedbookwo5833
      @sarrinahthecertifiedbookwo5833 3 года назад

      This is literally me to my baby sister when she was about to say her first 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Klainer721
    @Klainer721 4 года назад +670

    Dylan: "Watching Dora Movie until I lose my mind"
    Also Dylan: *cuts off pieces of his hair before the movie even starts*
    Guys... I think he's already lost his mind

    • @heywhatup899
      @heywhatup899 4 года назад +8

      we knew it would happen eventually 🧚🏼‍♀️💞✨😌🍄

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 4 года назад +1

      That kinda scared me, he spent a good few seconds yelling at it too.

  • @VlogDoPajamas
    @VlogDoPajamas 3 года назад +236

    14:43 Is that what Boba Fett was doing before meeting the mandalorian? damn that's rough buddy

    • @yp8152
      @yp8152 3 года назад +16

      Star Wars AND Avatar reference in one comment?! Cheers, man.

    • @kylahicks7054
      @kylahicks7054 3 года назад +7

      I understood that reference

    • @yp8152
      @yp8152 3 года назад +3

      @@kylahicks7054 that good buddy

    • @esthergloria8089
      @esthergloria8089 3 года назад +1

      That's rad buddy 😏😏

  • @RadiantExemplar
    @RadiantExemplar 4 года назад +874

    Dylan: "Nickelodeon, you know your work is not to be respected."
    Me: *glares in Avatar the Last Airbender*

    • @rainstorm571
      @rainstorm571 4 года назад +25

      Nah they did the creators dirty at the end

    • @Eku_Sas
      @Eku_Sas 4 года назад +12

      @@rainstorm571 oohh some tea, please explain more

    • @fabledhorse356
      @fabledhorse356 4 года назад +2

      Rain Storm elaborate

    • @Maria-wq5wi
      @Maria-wq5wi 4 года назад +2

      Frickin love that show

    • @jasminguiza6227
      @jasminguiza6227 4 года назад

      Rain Storm Spill the tea!

  • @uchechiaustin
    @uchechiaustin 4 года назад +1066

    no one:...
    the actors: "talks clearly"
    dylan: pretends not to hear and slides in a sponsorship, can he be more "audible"?😂😂😂

  • @rosella_of_daventry
    @rosella_of_daventry 4 года назад +4631

    During Zootopia when the ' bad guy ' was revealed my friend yelled out "I knew it!" loudly in the theatre 🤣 your pride at guessing kids movie plots reminds me of her!

    • @amandamukeba2700
      @amandamukeba2700 3 года назад +51

      Nice😹😹

    • @kimpinky_bts3076
      @kimpinky_bts3076 3 года назад +20

      Cool😂

    • @hunt_er92
      @hunt_er92 3 года назад +101

      Lol that was me with Hans in Frozen. I thought it was super obvious but everyone always says it’s the best Disney twist? Idk maybe it’s my cynicism XD

    • @Wariors_World
      @Wariors_World 3 года назад +28

      😂kids movies are way too predictable. Well tbh 90% of movies are for me but especially kids movies😂😂

    • @savannahbest23
      @savannahbest23 3 года назад +10

      That was me guessing all but one of the "plot twist" in Kubo.

  • @lumithefish6477
    @lumithefish6477 3 года назад +89

    When Dylan cut of his hair, it gave me mad Azula vibes.
    “That’s what you get hair!”
    “Alright hair, it’s time to face your doom!”
    Therefore Dylan is Azula, change my mind.

    • @priscillakirabo3545
      @priscillakirabo3545 3 года назад +5

      Hahahaha
      That's funny buddy

    • @simplesimply3753
      @simplesimply3753 3 года назад +1

      Accurate

    • @sailorjimin
      @sailorjimin 3 года назад +5

      with his personality and how he wants death in every movie he watches, I would not be surprised if he is Azula lmfaoooo

  • @Ari-ov8vw
    @Ari-ov8vw 4 года назад +600

    CAN SOMEONE TELL THE MOVIE MAKERS THAT THERE ARE NO DAMN WILD ELEPHANTS IN LATIN AMERICA

    • @franny7997
      @franny7997 4 года назад +9

      Lmao

    • @ZeroOhClock
      @ZeroOhClock 4 года назад +27

      I mean this is Dora. That is the point and part of the humour. This movie makes fun of its source material by highlighting how ridiculous it is in a fun way lol.

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 года назад +2

      😂

  • @NanaRuso
    @NanaRuso 4 года назад +499

    Dylan: mentions how predictable childrens movies are
    Also Dylan: being super proud when he gets the plot right

    • @Groggle7141
      @Groggle7141 2 года назад

      I don't understand how this is a kids movie. It's PG-13 intended for young teens who grew up on Dora.

  • @tiffanywiseback
    @tiffanywiseback 4 года назад +866

    Dylan: I wish he'd be more audible
    me: yeah same- WAIT....NO DONT DO IT-

    • @kay9301
      @kay9301 4 года назад +14

      As soon as I heard the word, I was like ahhhh this sly guy

  • @icaremorris
    @icaremorris 3 года назад +41

    i understood what he meant with the slow children joke but he thought it was something else and he went into a FULL ON EXPLANATION 💀

  • @trashxraccoon03
    @trashxraccoon03 4 года назад +513

    **Dylan makes a whole speech about how happy he is dora killed someone**
    **continues movie**
    dead guy: I'm still alive!!!

    • @alondraduarte2492
      @alondraduarte2492 4 года назад +3

      The look on his face. I swear I have never laughed so hard in my life!!

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 4 года назад +5

      Hey, at least Dora planned his murder. That’s something.

    • @trashxraccoon03
      @trashxraccoon03 4 года назад

      RLucas3000 true she's still a sociopath

  • @pedroxqui
    @pedroxqui 4 года назад +595

    Dylan: I can't say "delicioso"
    Also Dylan: here are all the facts about jaguars

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick 4 года назад +596

    Movie clichés: *Exist*
    Dylan: 'It's free joke estate.'

  • @freshbrewedasmr3378
    @freshbrewedasmr3378 3 года назад +176

    Am I the only one who thinks that Dylan’s misinterpretation of Slow Children is actually sweet because he thought of the handicapped children?

  • @wickedandelion8601
    @wickedandelion8601 4 года назад +1964

    "Slow children" 😂 To be fair, in France we have the same kind of sign where it's written "careful, children" and for some reason, I always used to think it meant "beware of the children", like "there are children here, quick, shut your car windows and be sure to lock your doors so they can't attack you" ... Not exactly the same thing as yours but I'm happy to know I'm not the only one with that weird way of thinking ^^

    • @areasnennel5756
      @areasnennel5756 4 года назад +30

      Sparkling Lucinda LMAOO

    • @Gamergirl-172
      @Gamergirl-172 4 года назад +38

      I thought blind drive ment there was a blind person living there and you had to be careful

    • @spetersen7203
      @spetersen7203 4 года назад +8

      I would like but it’s 400 perfect 👌🏽

    • @MsMaggyW
      @MsMaggyW 4 года назад +37

      In Québec too, we have a sign with an actual drawing of a child run over. o_O And it says "Slow down, this child could be yours." Doesn't that imply that... it's ok if you hit someone else's child? You should only be careful because it might be your kid? Also, if I don't have kids, it's ok that I speed around and hit kids because they're definitely not mine?

    • @wickedandelion8601
      @wickedandelion8601 4 года назад +12

      @@MsMaggyW that got me laughing so hard! XDXD But that's true! It's like a free ticket to morally run over children if you don't have one :p

  • @cryzztal6433
    @cryzztal6433 4 года назад +586

    Dylan: Bragging about predicting obvious things
    Also Dylan: i'M a PrOfEsSiOnAl MoViE WaTcHeR

    • @3yx88
      @3yx88 4 года назад +4

      oH-

  • @shart6364
    @shart6364 4 года назад +605

    if i ever make a movie, i’d send the script to dylan before filming it, and if he can guess the entire plot, i’m changing it

    • @kreativeillustr8s
      @kreativeillustr8s 4 года назад +22

      So just part of the script and not all

    • @Sharpe1502
      @Sharpe1502 4 года назад +27

      Just do what I do when I write a story and want a twist that no one will see coming... make one of the characters a cannibal.

    • @kreativeillustr8s
      @kreativeillustr8s 4 года назад +2

      @Grayson Huggins you got balls of steel if you're brave enough to do that.

    • @Sion-si6jy
      @Sion-si6jy 4 года назад

      He can guess ANY plot

    • @ballwelder2857
      @ballwelder2857 4 года назад

      Grayson Huggins ye, go all Place Beyond The Pines and shit.

  • @b.est.jarovoja
    @b.est.jarovoja 2 года назад +26

    dylan failing every challenge dora gives him and getting upset about it is just the best

  • @ashojay1997
    @ashojay1997 4 года назад +498

    Dylan: my lips are chapped so don't look at them
    Me: **stares directly at them**
    Dylan: STOP
    Me: NO.

  • @aishlinggaynor7839
    @aishlinggaynor7839 4 года назад +372

    I still love how he though that the sign that read "slow" meant kids with special needs. And after figuring out that was not what it meant he freaked out and had to ask on his insta story if it was still okay to make fun of it.

    • @lemoncholy3264
      @lemoncholy3264 4 года назад +9

      💀 wait really- I don’t follow his insta. That is GOLD

    • @aishlinggaynor7839
      @aishlinggaynor7839 4 года назад

      @@lemoncholy3264 yeah haha 🤣

  • @nyxldx
    @nyxldx 4 года назад +601

    _"I'm still alive!"_
    You can literally *see* Dylan's soul dying

  • @maddiehaley8648
    @maddiehaley8648 3 года назад +30

    Dylan on a roll about evil villain friends. *Swiper comes in with gloves and a mask*
    Dylan: ...

  • @BillyVell
    @BillyVell 4 года назад +619

    Even if the man didn't actually die, Dora still gave him as a sacrifice which was badass af

  • @user-zl1jh6jm6d
    @user-zl1jh6jm6d 4 года назад +531

    Dylan: I wish this guy would be more audible
    Me:
    You:
    Everyone:
    Me: I won't skip because he tried.

  • @danaeclean1328
    @danaeclean1328 4 года назад +698

    I feel like this is the most excited Dylan has been for predicting a movie's plot.

  • @wyattae
    @wyattae 3 года назад +15

    25:46 The guy that was hanging died here, I mean, he just got crushed.

  • @jesperswinkels2353
    @jesperswinkels2353 4 года назад +632

    Movie: wants to be surprising with its plot
    Dylan: hold ma beer

  • @kalebbailstorm9733
    @kalebbailstorm9733 4 года назад +538

    with the 'slow children' joke, I just picture a young Dylan walking to school and seeing the sign and just going, "I'm not slow! i'M nOT!!" and going around the long way so he doesn't walk by the sign and confuse drivers into thinking he's slow.

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 4 года назад +583

    Dylan looked so betrayed after they revealed the villain was still alive. I hope someday he gets the murderous kids movie he's always dreamed of

    • @anaghan8381
      @anaghan8381 4 года назад +15

      Bridge To Terabithia is that movie. (The main character who is a kid dies)

    • @angelinafrancesca2839
      @angelinafrancesca2839 4 года назад +14

      Anastasia (1997) has a pretty fricked up death scene

    • @Dorch45
      @Dorch45 4 года назад +10

      petition to kill off more characters in children's movies

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 года назад +5

      @@Dorch45 just kill all the kids

    • @gracebrown3074
      @gracebrown3074 4 года назад

      Also how to train your dragon

  • @michelleestrada5610
    @michelleestrada5610 3 года назад +53

    The way he figures out the entire movie EVERYTIME impresses me a little too much.
    No, not enough, I need more!

  • @mariammenteshashvili1548
    @mariammenteshashvili1548 4 года назад +744

    "i wish that he would be a little bit more audible" I'm dead😂

  • @zariacannon96
    @zariacannon96 4 года назад +775

    Not ashamed to say I smiled when Dylan said “hmm I wish he would be more audible”

    • @IsabellaTheotonio95
      @IsabellaTheotonio95 4 года назад +1

      saaaaaaaame

    • @johnjacobjingle984
      @johnjacobjingle984 4 года назад +1

      I had it on x2 speed and actually couldn't understand what Diego was saying and was like.. yeah, for sure, come on actor wth. And then I slowed it down and realised what Dylan was doing

  • @maraw8658
    @maraw8658 4 года назад +516

    “Is that a desperate housewife?” LMFAO

  • @madelynnsmith1981
    @madelynnsmith1981 3 года назад +54

    "Are they trying to present dora as a little child psychopath, because i can get behind that" that right there is the definition of L O L

  • @person954
    @person954 4 года назад +462

    I think that the actor who played Diego seemed depressed because he was questioning what his life has become

  • @caleblim6890
    @caleblim6890 4 года назад +453

    “If she murders everyone I’ll be so excited.”
    - Dylan, 2020

  • @forkhunter7788
    @forkhunter7788 4 года назад +870

    Dylan looks like an E-boy turned pastor

    • @isharaherath7495
      @isharaherath7495 4 года назад +41

      I’m actually deceased why is that so accurate 😂💀

    • @ItsNessaTho
      @ItsNessaTho 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @syrusapollo
      @syrusapollo 4 года назад +15

      Flinn Rider turner eboy turned pastor

    • @zionmeier2531
      @zionmeier2531 4 года назад +3

      Why is this the most accurate thing I’ve ever read

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 4 года назад +4

      If that was a sitcom, I'd totally watch it.

  • @prishawini6298
    @prishawini6298 Год назад +16

    dylan's sponsor ad bits are so smooth I cant-