Watching *ATLANTIS* and getting UPSET
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When his own comment is the least liked one 😭😭
You should watch treasure planet another adventure Disney movie
The necklace, you can go to Michaels or Joanns and replace the price that broke for just a few bucks.
I have a hate love relationship with your ad transitions
Dylan: WHAT A LOSER! Talking to statues
Julius: ...
Also Julius: I took that cold heartedly
“Am I a joke to you?”
I was literally on that part 😭😭
If we don't hear from Dylan ever again. Well, you know, why
can’t believe he stabbed julius in the back like that
**Dylan and Milo being literal twins**
Also Dylan: I hate this guy already
💀
Sibling rivalry I guess
this character is based on the twin dylan ate in the womb
Him wanting Milo to like the girl reminds of Dylan in Misoa
Eric at Jack in Boy Meets World lmao
Typical for many twins 👀
"she's too hot and too angry to be a good person." never were truer words spoken
Agreed
"Am I into that? It's a little bit sexy, but also REALLY gross."
We're watching a man truly discover himself here.
Disney please make another Atlantis movie in theaters a retroactive second film release in theaters!!!!!!!!!!! This film was an event and there needs to be another one too
@@SB992REBORN i thought there was a second one?
@@christmascocks Late Response i know, but the second movie was not really a movie, they had 3 episodes of a Pilot for a Atlantis Animated series, but since this movie didnt do great the series was never picked up, so they slapped the 3 episodes together with a bit added and called it a second movie. You can see though even looking at itits very clearly only got a animated TV series budget and is quite a bit worst then this movie.
I read this comment before I watched the video and I was like "is it when she bites the lobster?"
dylan throughout this commentary:
"well, mark me down as scared and horny!"
*YAAASSSSSSS!!!!!*
Honestly same tho
Honestly same tho
“He’s talking about his grandfather, where’s his real father?”
Dylan it’s Disney, he’s dead
Exactly
Stoppppp this made me audibly laugh 😆
Fun fact the D in Disney stands for dead dad 😌👆
yes!
😂😂
The struggle Dylan is going through trying to prove he's NOT compared to Milo during the video is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS XD
I definetly clicked on this because he looked like Milo. I mean the right down to the hair part.
I was laughing So Hard X'D X'D X'D
Yes absolutely❤️ i laughed so hard😂
its 1 am im not supposed to laugh but dang that was too funny
Holy cripes I wasn't expecting that many likes lol
I am a jeweler, and if all that’s broken is the latch, that usually is easily fixed and/or replaced. You don’t have to buy a whole new necklace
More people need to interact so he won’t waste his money lol
Dylan better see this lol
Agreed! Hopefully he sees this before wasting money
@Eleanor Connelly I think yes
Also, the higher the karat, the softer the gold. Not a jeweler but I work at a jewelry store, and people assume all the time that because their stuff was expensive it should be like, indestructible or something. Nah.
Dylan: I’m not Milo
Also Dylan: *falls in love with the same girl Milo does for the exact same reasons*
2.8k likes, one year ago, zero comments??
@@MisterMuffinut Because he said it all
@@nourayaoili1307this is so fucking funny bruh
“Omg she’s the moon. Fucking Sokka is gonna be so pissed “ 😂😂😂😂 i love Dylan
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment 😂
Milo is more husband material than most of the princes
Yes.
Milo got to be far more active in his story than any of the princes are allowed to be
@@tomuchcamoflauge yes!
Weirdly enough, the princes are like Dad-figures except Shang
fr
The fact that his hair is also literally parted the same way Milo's is is halarious LMAO
lol I just noticed! 😂
OMG YOURE RIGHT
Hilarious*
His appearance: Milo James
His personality: Flynn Rider
*Thatch
Man really does look like milo huh
I've been wanting him to watch this movie ever since I first saw one of his videos and saw how much he resembled Milo
Youuurrr proofile picctureee I loovee iiittt
the resemblance is uncanny. it’s scary
Dylan: "This should be enriching he said, that means he's looking for riches"
You, sir are a genius
Likes
@@rrrraquel9314 I just opened youtube and saw my comment and damn....
“He’s gonna have her babies. So lucky!” The bottom energy oozing from Dylan in this video is on another level.
Omg yeesss😂
he said royal babies
**royal
fr and I'm living for it! Also not Dylan high-key wanting to me milo so bad in this video😂 fuck it making me cackle so much
he said "he's gonna have royal babies, so lucky!" in reference to kida being an atlantean princess
What I learned from this vid
Dylan and Milo are the same person
Dylan= submissive
Every girl in movie = very hot
Italians = not reliable
Gucci necklace= broken
+ knowledge of all Dylan’s kinks
Omggggg 😭😭😭😭
What about Italian women?
I lost my shit at Italians = not reliable lmfao
you're right, Packard was extremely attractive. Especially when she said "We're all gonna die"
No one:
Dylan: “what a loser, talking to statues.”
Also Dylan on a daily basis: “JULIUS”
Dylan is a loser not Milo. Milo is a nice person and he rescued with his friends the tiny part of Atlantis!
@@sandraengels9442 bro he is just joking around. He ain't serious 😂
R.I.P Dylan's Gucci Necklace: "You think that Gucci would be quality"
Gucci will be missed 😔✌️
A moment of silence to remember the Gucci necklace
i thought he said coochie necklace at first lmaooo
F in the chat
F
I'm sad Kida isn't considered a disney princess even though she is one of the best. She was literally going to stab the person who killed her. She was awesome.
Isnt she a queen by the end?
With the passing of her father she became queen
She fits most of the qualifications, except being in a box office success, as the film was considered a financial disappointment. Though the film can't be too much of a success, as Anna and Elsa are not Disney Princesses because Frozen is too successful, and is their products are sold separately.
No one:
Literally nobody:
Not a single soul:
Dylan: COMPROMISING POSITION
Everyone: Comparing them with each other
Dylan: *getting madder and madder watching it realizing we’re right
😂😂😂
Cracks me up lmao 😆
I laughed way too hard at Dylan's increasing irritability xD
literally it was so funny 💀
Exactly bruh
😩😩💀💀💀
"My gucci necklace broke, my life is so difficult"
Kim, there are people dying
"this is magic, this is something here... this just makes me miss my Gucci necklace"- our Dylan is a poet
I don't think he's willing to share 😂
If my expensive ass Gucci necklace broke you bet I’d be crying
Kim, people are starving on the other side of the world. Kim, a mother is struggling to provide for her children. KIM-
Fun fact: In the German version, I believe, they changed the joke from Rhode Island to Texas to actually make it geographically accurate
Ahhahaha
It's probably because it's also much more well-known to international viewers.
I love that Dylan paid attention to the fish in the tank unaware of the fact that they are an actual easter egg. In real life these fish were believed to be extinct at the point this movie takes place until they were later found to still exist. This means that the Whitmore has found them and brought them to his house several years before any scientist knew they were still alive.
XD I knew what they were but I forgot that this movie was set like 30 years before this fish was discovered. I just thought he was a rich guy who had one of the earliest, rarest, most interesting fish in the world in his home
Dylan just finds characters that look like him and that’s okay we all enjoy that
hahah for real
Yes
Lol I think all white boys just all look lowkey similar 😭😭
We stan a Disney look-alike king 👑
One day he’ll discover Dimitri from Anastasia
“I like him more, he has murdered people…what is wrong with me?!” Is something I relate to too much
is it just me or it looks weird when a comment has alot of likes but no replies??
@@coolgurl2033 I agree
@@coolgurl2033 don’t disrespect my bestie
SAME
@@samnajle hi bestie
okay, can we respect the fact that this movie is soo good, even DYLAN couldn't predict the plot until half way trough
Yep
21:27 “omg she is the moon!! fucking sokka’s gonna be so pissed”
avatar the last airbender mention was unexpected i want more of it now dylan sorry not sorry yeah
"I don't trust his fish. Something seems off" SOMETHING SEEMS *FISHY* DYLAN COME ON
Awww 😭😭
I was so disappointed 😂
That's what I was thinking😭😂
Glad i wasn't the only one
Damn it 😂😂😭
Trying to figure out how he’ll bring up how his college was shut down in this one
"I'm not THAT nerdy, the college I went to was SHUT DOWN!" in theory 😂😂😂
"Atlantis ceased to exist like how my college ceased to exist"
omgg deadddd
Glad to see more people expected the college to come up ^^
BAHAHAHAHAH
It's honestly sad how the King went blind. At the beginning when his wife Kida's mother was taken by the crystal he moved Kida's head away for her to not look but he kept looking. And then it flashed a big immensely bright light which blinded him. So the last sight he remembers. Is his wife being taken by the very thing he was trying to control to make into a weapon.
I was today years old when I finally realized how helga survived that crazy fall from the balloon. She landed at the bottom of the dormant volcano that their group landed in earlier after the camp caught fire. Audrey even says “ lucky for us we landed on something soft.”
I mean we all know she's built different
Wow, I had never noticed that
Susan Ivanova can survive anything, but her heart will never heal (I am so sorry for referencing 28 year old sci-fi).
Yeah
Dylan: watching disney movies
Us: learning all his kinks
Bold of him to assume that we didn’t already know
Your comment goes so well with you profile pic 🤣
this is literally so contradictory and shit i love it
yup
Things we’ve known but like to pretend we don’t: Dylan has a lot of kinks that involve scary women, Dylan is genuinely excited by death, and he knows the plot to every movie
And biting apparently
Also Dylan is really good with numbers and mental calculations lol
i agree w him
Can't forget the spanking
A.K.A. reasons we love him 😂
The comments are talking about him outing his kinks, but what I love is how he created a fanfic romance with the mechanic.
I love how Vincenzo's disregard for (unfamiliar) human suffering is what finally won Dylan over in the end.
We need Atlantis Live Action and Dylan playing Milo. Somebody make it happen.
the one Disney live action remake I would be ok with
I agreeee !!
Please nooooo, the animated version is already top tier. :')
Eeeeeeeeeeeeh still no
We had it but they renamed it "Avatar".
no one:
not one person:
dylan: SHE PUTS HIM IN COMPROMISING POSITIONS
Was gonna comment this 😭
3.4k likes and 1 comment???? That's rare
Very
submissive king
"Maybe some people got hurt, but nobody we knew!"
Didn't... didn't you guys just get done holding a mini funeral for, like, two hundred crew members who drowned or exploded?
They didn’t hurt them though
Yeah, but he didn't know them personally. Lol
Still not anybody we knew tho
I think he meant the people the crew hurt
HE didn’t attack the ship with a giant lobster
Dylan: That's the eye of Sauron; this movie is the prequel to the Lord of the Rings
Seeing as Tolkien based Numenor's sinking off of Atlantis myths and that Sauron is responsible for the fall of Numenor, he's not wrong....
Holy shit this is so true 😳
Ahhaa-
I just commented somethign similar
😳😵🥵
I didn't even think of that!
Dylan: I'm nothing like Milo ok
Also Dylan: *totally falls in love with Kida*
And also says her name wrong
girl: *blows bubble*
dylan: “nah she’s too quirky”
@@danieljackson852 Pretty sure Audrey is Latina. It's pretty obvious.
@@bastioncory6740 lol I was joking
@@danieljackson852 *Dangmattsmith vibes*
@@miho3719 you still watch that unfunny guy as an adult?
@@wtfisggon7251 lol let people watch what they want who are you to say what’s funny and what’s not
Dylan is officially my casting choice for live action Atlantis
But he has to play all the characters
Especially the Mole 😂
How do you not love the Italian guy? Everything he says is comedy gold.
Right? I loved the whole gang aside from the army guy, even the hot girl 😂
For some reason I always thought he was Turkish
@@TomorrowWeLive he is turkish ı think dylan just forgot :))
@@melis5749 no, he's italian, his name is vincenzo santorini. but in the movie, someone said they broke him out of a turkish prison, so that might be what you're remembering
dylan's into:
-playfulness
-compromising possitions
-women who are 8000 years old
Don't forget _Athletic_
Also, murderous and/or superpowered women.
And biting
gotta say it: he's really giving off "men get pegged" vibes here and we love to see it
lmfao
Things I did not expect when clicking on this video:
-Dylan immediately shipping Whitmore and Milo's grandfather
Honestly same but I was kinda here for it hahahaha
@@kimmyr8118 Girl SAME, I'm sitting here like how did I, a Bisexual™, miss the obvious signs??? 😂😂
My jaw dropped. Never considered this before.
I've watched this movie so many times and I can't believe I missed this. and i'm gay!
It’s one of my favorite movies of all time and that never clicked
It legitimately actually scared me as a kid when the commander got cut and got all crystal-like, the entire sequence scared me, even the sounds he made scared me lol
It's such a good sequence though
Same
Same. It's to this day one of the scenes that freaked me out the most.
Dylan being like "I hope Milo falls for her" and I'm over here like "... who's gonna tell her she's literally a teenager?"
Oh she is 😬 Then I’m not into that 😂 Disney has too many weird age gap relationships as it is
@@Kristianalexis1
Yeah I forget if she’s like 16 or 19 in the movie but she’s someone in between there
I do t trying they mention it in the movie or in a cut scene or something but ye she’s super young
A teenager + 8000 years 👌
It took me 25 years to understand that in the beginning of the movie, the father says “don’t look kida” and proceeds to look at the bright crystal light which caused him to be blind and that’s why his eyes are white.
It would have took me another 25 years if I didn't read this.
the movie isn’t 25 years old?? lol i’m not sure if that’s a joke
I was today years old
@@sonnyandpaper It’s just a joke because I’m 25 years old 🤣
@@springlady8337 oh lol
I can’t wait for Dylan to see his other animated children’s movie look-alike (Dimitri from Anastasia).
Oh shit, you know what?!!! Word, Dylan is Dimitri, minus da glasses.
so true
OMG YES THAT RUSSIAN HOT DUDE HE AND ANASTASIA WERE MY CHILDHOOD CRUSHES
wait a minute
@@misshope8297 russian hot dude 😭 bye
Dylan is half Flynn Rider half Milo Thatch. He just doesn't want to admit to the Milo part because he's ashamed of it. It's kind of a compromising position
This video perfectly captures the experience when you ship 2 characters because you like the chemistry/dynamic, only to learn after the fact that there's actually a sketchy age gap. But once you ship, it's very hard to un-ship. Makes things *super* awkward.
Alternative title: Dylan exposing himself as a kinky bastard for 28 minutes straight.
PURR AHAHA
I think dylan likes being in trouble...
UNDERRATEDDDDDD!!!
That's every video
@@suides4810 bro this is iconic
Atlantis lady: throat bites weird arthropod thing
Dylan: is that sexy? Am I…. into that?
dylan: hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
@@juliamichalska8847 Is that a Community reference, or am I reaching? If it is, A+ :)
@@peterlewis2178 It is everywhere. There is just no escape from it.
Wish I could give you an extra thumbs up for calling it an arthropod.
"Milo is not me"
*proceeds to relate with Milo for the rest of the movie (kinks included)*
Milo is probably in his 30's and she is a teenager. I'm okay with them not being romantic
How do we even know their ages lol also it’s an animation
uhm ..she is ov er 8800 years old XD
@@rhythmicmusicswap4173 they're talking about the mechanic 😅
@@gee2541 because in the movie she mentioned high school.
Dylan: doesn't understand why he gets compared to Milo Thatch
Also Dylan: gets turned on by the whole movie
That's true he saw many compromising positions
Freaking underrated comment. Made me laugh.
"I am nothing like Milo"
Movie: Completely proves otherwise.
Fun Fact: The fish in the tank at Whitmore’s house are called Celocanthes. Also known as living fossils, they were recently discovered to be still around.
Recently you say. 1930s 🤨
Dylan, Mylo is one of the best animated characters! He's adorable AND brilliant, why would you be angry about being compared to him?! :(
Ikr
because Milo is a nerd (dylan was projecting)
Dylan: “Pays to be punctual, man.”
Also Dylan: *posts a Movie Commentary Monday on Thursday*
He’s just really early
@@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 😉
And we keep coming back for it 😂
I didn't even notice 😂
I don’t even notice anymore
Guys milo isn't dylan, milo atleast gets the girl
I am wheezing from this comment. Bravo.
LMFAO
Roasted😂
Dam
True!!!
This man is literally just an alternate universe version of Milo who makes reaction videos I swear.
I love how Dylan completely thought that when milo stuttered trying to say 800 years he actually said 8800 years and multiplied Kida's age by 11
He wasn't stammering, he did say 8800. But he was WAY underestimating. Plato, an ancient philosopher in the 300s BC, wrote about an Athenian from the 500s BC, who travelled to Egypt. While he was there, he translated ancient texts from 9,000 years earlier (and he *totally* translated all the names to Greek names so people would understand the story). By the early 1900s, it would have been sunk for over 11,000 years. Overly Sarcastic Productions has a great video about Atlantis, worth the watch.
I was so obsessed with this movie as a child I became a linguist
Oh? What types of languages?
Ouuu which root?
That’s beautiful!! Your soul recognized its calling early on
yo that’s adorable and awesome at the same time!
That's so cool. I was obsessed with Hercules movie and game when I was a kid. I wish I had studied something related to greek mythology.
As a kid I always appreciated when movies just had people fucking die left and right. Atlantis was my jam.
You and Dylan would be good friends
We'd get along. My fave movies in my childhood were LOTR and Saw
Shout-out to Secret of NIMH
👀
Jim Varney passed away on February 12, 2000, at age 50 due to lung cancer from smoking, before the production ended, and the film was dedicated to his memory. Producer Don Hahn was saddened that Varney never saw the finished film, but mentioned that he was shown clips of his character's performance during his site sessions and said, "He loved it." Shawn Keller, supervising animator for Cookie, stated, "It was kind of a sad fact that he knew that he was not going to be able to see this film before he passed away. He did a bang-up job doing the voice work, knowing the fact that he was never gonna see his last performance.
9:29
“Are they gonna mourne? I doubt it. It’s Disney.”
Spoken like a man who hasn’t seen The Great Mouse Detective. 😎
dylan shipping milo with two women: one is a teenager and the other one is 8000 years old....lol
i mean audrey is 23 so she's not a teenager.
@@eleven-hopper yeah but the age gap is still too much
@@khusheyy575 it's like 9 years. compared to 8000 years that's legit nothing at all
i mean at the end of the day both relationships would be legal in every single country. both consenting adults and no grooming? sounds fine to me.
It evens out, more or less
You both have the statue on your right side, and behind you.
P.D. I know he mentioned the stuatue, but this details makes it weirder.
No replies
@@pandagirl8012 that's not how plural works
@@wtfisggon7251 they were just trying to make a comment man jesus
@@pandagirl8012 Honey, please edit your reply using correct grammar. It makes it easier for others to understand. Because it makes no sense to deny the original comment and say it belongs to replies. Thank you 😁👍🏾
@@wtfisggon7251 sorry
16:40 that should’ve been the thumbnail 😂
14:30 this line ACTUALLY works in real life 🤣 when you're with a lady and you're both looking at something gorgeous, look at her and say "wow, that's absolutely gorgeous" and then respond with "I was talking about you" 😂 it's kinda corny but damn does it work. Only once per woman though. Don't push it
This movie is literally just Dylan attempting to not be compared to milo, him revealing kinks n falling in love with the fictional women we are all gay for😂
yep pretty much
Damn, expose us a lil more, won't you? 😂
@@sofia_with_an_f lmaoooo it had to be said we all had crushes on the lead females in this movie
@@nevaehsmith1775 XD truuuu
@@Fairysamirah literally 😭💀💀
The fact that most of Dylan's kinks seem to derive from Disney movies. Honestly Idk how to feel about that.
makes sense. it’s what he grew up with. a lot of my sexual awakening happened with media i consumed as a kid lol
Madrucula anyone?
Feel good
@@deplamarijke2555 YESSS that's exactly what we're talking about 😂😏
LMFAOOOO
the face shape, jawline, glasses, hairstyle??
dylan thinks he's a flynn rider but he's actually a milo
17:43 me, watching this movie 15 years ago
Dylan: “Great personality? Eh. Hot body? Doesn’t matter. But does she put you in compromising positions thooo 👀”
🤣🤣
“That’s a cartoon. We’re gonna ignore that.”
Dylan, we put up with the whole Ursula business, you’re fine.
This is the first time I’m watching him. The fact that you sound like family talking about this event is everything. I’m gonna watch the Ursula video now!
@@user-jo3go8fe3g Uhmm..... how was it?
@@user-jo3go8fe3g Welcome to the -cult- family :)
Omg I love your username
9:51 he said 200 people and unless I counted wrong, there’s TWENTY-EIGHT(28) PEOPLE IN THAT SHOT
23:55 HOW DID THEY FORGET HOW TO USE THEIR OWN TECHNOLOGY?!
“She’s too hot and angry to be good”
Me: *immediately thinks of Meg from Hercules*
*thinks of Shego from Kim Possible*
I thought that before I finished reading the comment lol
Kida: **is at least a thousand years old**
Dylan: You need anything? A doormat? A pet? I can bark.
Helga at 16:05
The animators knew what they were doing lol
The fact that he didn’t follow up with the second Atlantis movie, my heart can only imagine how he would react to it. Though im sure he would have something to say about all the destination hopping.
“Im gonna need you to fill these up”
“With what?”
Absolutely no one:
*Dylan: Semen 👁👄👁*
@@dilebu I hadn’t even realised there were so many! 🤣 But love that 👌🏼🌿
You should really check out Anastasia, the sass there is chefs kiss.
he also looks like the guy she falls in love with, so it checks all the boxes
@@Sophia-fk3pk Demitri!!!
ughhhh i love that movie so much
NO DON'T RECOMMEND THEN HE'LL NEVER DO IT
AND HE LOOKS LIKE DIMITRI!!!!!!
I could have known that I was a lesbian, when I fell in love with Kida, Esmeralda and Meg as a child.
They're the badass women of Disney, I'm pan but same they're too hot not to fall for them lmao
Right, but can we talk how about the scene in the Crystal Chamber is just absolute magic and gives me goosebumps to this day? The animation, the soundtrack, the concept!
"They are taking....THEIR TIME."
Yeah. Because the scene is STUNNING why you wanna rush something that good? Just....LOOK AT IT. Just....the music, the animation.....LOOK AT IT.
Not to mention the expression work on the characters in this film is just....MMM. So good.
hate it when people don't appreciate animation ITS ART
@@shesoutheresomewherenow even the SOUND DESIIIIIIIIIIGN the FRIGGING SOUND DESIGN gives me GOOSEBUMPS.
FACTS
For real though
YES
dylan’s kink is really just strong women that could kill him
Pretty much lol
As it should 🤣
the fact that I decided to start writing an essay on this movie today and was just noting that Whitmore was totally the Grandpa's low key boyfriend and then this pops up, thank you for affirming me
acutally the fish behind them (5:20) are coelacanth, scientists thought it was extinct at the end of the Cretaceous period, the first specimen was found on 1938
"she's too hot and too angry to be a good person" I- DYLAN
“I hate him already. Cause I know you think he’s me, but he’s not me!”
You know us SO well. 😂
I usually laugh at all of Dylan's videos, but this one (so far) has me CACKLING! I truly love how vehemently Dylan is trying to convince us he's not like Milo, only to discover more and more similarities between the two of them 🤣
18:50 Dylan as the ambassador for social distancing
From "fucking nerd" to "he's gonna have royal babies". Love this journey for Dylan.
“She’s too hot and too angry to be a good person”
Dylan describing me so well
I strive to have your confidence
@@martiepecht6936 not the back handed complement 🤭
@@Nesha.intermission how is it backhanded lmao?
Yes confident queen 👏
@@martiepecht6936 ur saying it like she shouldn’t have confidence LMAO
Atlantis was hands down my favorite movie as a kid and I still love it. I still remember when it first came out! And I had such a crush on princess Kida, I thought she was so hot. She was the first time I thought I girl was hot. I guess it was a sign that I might be bi