@@audreyii6750 Hey, I just wanna say that you are so very loved by God 🫶🩷 He created you for a purpose and cares for you, He even made you in His own image! we have sadly all sinned by breaking Gods laws by doing things like having other gods, making idols, taking Gods name in vain, not keeping the Sabbath, dishonoring our parents, murder, adultery, stealing, lying, coveting, sexual immorality, fornication, divination, witchcraft, and more. Sin leads to death and straight to hell. But God loves us so much that He sent His Son, Jesus, who is One with God, to save us! Jesus was crucified on a cross to pay for our sins in our place, He never sinned but died as the sacrifice for us. He rose from the grave on the third day, defeating death! John 3:16 says “For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.” If anyone repents and places their faith in Jesus, they will be saved. Repentance means to have a change of mind; we realize we have done evil against God which leads to turning away from sin and turning to Jesus. when we place our faith in Jesus we trust that He died to pay for our sins and rose again, we trust in Him alone to save us and as the Lord of our lives. unfortunately those who do not repent and trust in Jesus won’t be saved, they will go to hell. But God offers forgiveness of sins and eternal life in Jesus Christ the Lord. ✝️ The Bible is Gods word. The books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John are the gospels of Jesus in the Bible. They have Jesus’s teachings on how to follow Him, His amazing miracles, the death He died to save us through Him, and His resurrection!! Read them to know Truth 🩷 God bless you!
"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere." Dylan: starts freaking out because he thinks he has a heart attack after eating two expired sour patch
also just noticed buzz was drunk on "darjeeling" after the so called tea party which might alude to the alcoholic dad and the contents being alcohol, not tea 🧐
@@EZEKIEL_816 I'm aware of what darjeeling tea is LOL I'm specifically saying that buzz refers to the drink as a tea but is supposedly "drunk" from it, therefore theres a chance that wasn't actually tea.
One thing I'll never understand about Toy Story is when they say it's only a week until moving day, but Andy completely re-decorates his bedroom with buzz stuff that week? 😂
this may have been Dylan's purest movie commentary to date...never before have i felt so fond watching a grown man panic at the Buzz existential crisis scene
anyone know what it means when the lower left side of your rib cage starts seriously hurting, cuz thats been happening to me through this whole video and i think i might be dying s.o.s
@@Olivetree80 you’re not wrong but they threw him out of a moving vehicle. that’s fucked up. as woody’s friends, they shouldn’t have been so quick to do that when they didn’t have the full story. that’s unforgivable in my book 🤷🏽♀️
I love seeing Dylan roast movies ofc, but I love watching him genuinely enjoy movies even more. This is my comfort video, I love how invested and entertained he is he's so cute I can't
alternate title: Dylan has a sour-patch-kids-induced heart attack while watching Toy Story (holy shit thanks for all the likes this has never happened to me before im overwhelmed)
"Why is this dog smoking so many cigarettes? Has his voice always been raspy smoker?" Slinky Dog was played by Jim Varney, an actor most famous for portraying Ernest. He was a chain smoker and passed away from lung cancer shortly after the release of Toy Story 2.
I read somewhere that Andy wouldn't know if his toys died because he doesn't see them move, so essentially he would be playing with their corpse....my mind was blown.
Toys don’t die unless they are burned or broken beyond repair. They have souls but not a physical body capable of death. That’s why don’t be too blown away haha
Sid isn't a bad kid. He's clearly abused and neglected. I mean, the first and only shot of his father is him passed out, drunk in a chair. Not to mention that half-a-dozen locks on his bedroom door which is indicative of possibly escaping his father or mother. They buy him freakin' fireworks and just don't chaperone him during use, so they must not care if their own son blows himself up. And his recreated toys are pretty damn creative for a kid.
absolutely. a lot of Toy Story was dedicated to the importance of the kids that owned them even if it wasn't their story. he was kind of juxtaposed with Andy who has a caring mother and stable home-life. because Woody didn't know Sid's life, we're viewing it through a lens of a toy, and the fact that he was destroying toys, he'd obviously be vilified but his toys in his room, while they were in hiding and frankenstein'd, also were nice. but on a less depressing note, you could also see it as how "weird kids" often grow out of it and turn out to be "normal" by society's standards. I guess you could argue Sid was more of a troubled kid than a weird one, but idk, I get why Pixar kept it lighthearted mostly and didn't go too far into that. if the easter egg in the other movie is real and it is Sid as a garbage man, I'm thinking he probably turned out alright. maybe an eccentric stoner-type but not exactly Hannibal like you'd expect from his early behaviour, and after the trauma of his toys coming alive and threatening him lol
I love how Dylan is analysing the validity of the physics in this movie to see if it could make sense, meanwhile the toys are talking... the toys are alive Dylan 🤣🤣🤣
Dylan: if I ever get cancelled it’s gonna be baby-related Also Dylan: *They’re gonna mentally scar this child. I love this. He’s going to have emotional trauma, I can’t wait*
the implications of the scene where buzz sees the buzz lightyear toy commercial are devastating… imagine waking up and thinking you’re the living, breathing buzz lightyear in the flesh, and then later, you realize that you’re actually just a toy made with plastic in taiwan. you’re not really human. that would’ve made me go through an intense existential crisis.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate dylans set up?! Like the quality really UPGRADED and not just the colors but that the background is a little blury, so that dylan stands out a bit more.
???? quoi?? this is one of my absolute favourite movies from my childhood that I've seen a million times and I'm just now finding this out my entire life is a lie
I never, ever noticed the pink bear running on the desk (time stamp around 6 mins) and I swear to you, I've seen toy story hundreds of time. Thank you for that chuckle you gave me. Just random- but my favorite quote from this movie was always "that's not flying. It's falling.... with style". I love it
17:34 has me dead 😂 because I wish I could see Dylan’s reaction when he finds out that the voice actor of Sid is the same guy from Brink and the guy he hated in Princess Diaries 😅
Dilan: realises the sour patch kids are expired "Proceeds to eat" Dilan: "Am I having a heart attack?!?!?!?" Edit: Yes I do notice the shame I have brought upon myself...😐
Dylan talking to inanimate objects is probably the most relatable thing he's said lol (Other than the budget for late night Dylans but even that's risen now)
I think that they only feel pain if the material itself is being harmed. When woody is thrown around it dosent cause any holes in the toy. When buzz gets his arm off, none of the material is actually physically harmed. But when woody is burned, the plastic is actively burning and melting which hurts.
When I was 10 I really thought my toys can talk and I was taking such good care of them. Once I slept in the ground and my toys slept in my bed. Good times.
"there's so sign of intelligent life anywhere" then cutting to dylan eating expired sour patch kids should make this video be nominated for best editing at the oscars
Buzz: And there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere... *Cut to Dylan spazzing out over sour patch kids* Dylan: *Am I hAvInG a hEaRtAtTaCk?!?!*
“Has his voice always been raspy?” Me: “I guess Dylan doesn’t know Slinky Dog was originally voiced by Jim Varney, the ‘Ernest Goes To...’ actor. He was a heavy smoker who ultimately died of lung cancer in 2000. The actors who later voiced Slinky Dog in the following Toy Story sequels kept the gravely voice in memory of Varney.”
I love this movie so much. It’s funny that in the scene where woody is trap in the milk crate, the toolbox on top of the crate is a Binford Toolbox. Tim Allen worked for Binford on his show Home Improvement. Funny callback!
The fact that a movie commentary monday is released on MONDAY is surprisingly weird in a revolutionary way. I cant describe it.
FACTSSSSS
Holy shit it’s actually Monday
My sister and I did a standing ovation
Yup
FACTSS
Dylan about every kid in the movie: “What a dumb child.”
Also Dylan: Literally almost gives himself a heart attack by eating expired sour patch kids.
remember he thought that when a heart attack happens you can’t feel your “right” arm😂😂
I just can't stop laughing from this comment.😂😂
This comment still makes me laugh 😂 😂😂😂
@@hansikasangtani5807 it’s it supposed to be a stroke not heart attack
@@simonsaysolivia and the left arm, not the right
Dylan thinking he's legit gonna die from eating 2 expired candies is a whole ass mood
@@audreyii6750 Hey, I just wanna say that you are so very loved by God 🫶🩷 He created you for a purpose and cares for you, He even made you in His own image! we have sadly all sinned by breaking Gods laws by doing things like having other gods, making idols, taking Gods name in vain, not keeping the Sabbath, dishonoring our parents, murder, adultery, stealing, lying, coveting, sexual immorality, fornication, divination, witchcraft, and more. Sin leads to death and straight to hell. But God loves us so much that He sent His Son, Jesus, who is One with God, to save us! Jesus was crucified on a cross to pay for our sins in our place, He never sinned but died as the sacrifice for us. He rose from the grave on the third day, defeating death! John 3:16 says “For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.” If anyone repents and places their faith in Jesus, they will be saved. Repentance means to have a change of mind; we realize we have done evil against God which leads to turning away from sin and turning to Jesus. when we place our faith in Jesus we trust that He died to pay for our sins and rose again, we trust in Him alone to save us and as the Lord of our lives. unfortunately those who do not repent and trust in Jesus won’t be saved, they will go to hell. But God offers forgiveness of sins and eternal life in Jesus Christ the Lord. ✝️ The Bible is Gods word. The books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John are the gospels of Jesus in the Bible. They have Jesus’s teachings on how to follow Him, His amazing miracles, the death He died to save us through Him, and His resurrection!! Read them to know Truth 🩷 God bless you!
Dylan: "I'm a peaceful person"
Also Dylan in every movie commentary: "Where's the murder???"
You took the words right out of my mouth🤣😂 classic Dylan
Unless there actually is murder, then he wants to throw it away
and bullying babies 🗿
What I was thinking😂😂
Dylan: I'm a peaceful person
Also Dylan in every movie: Kill him! No? Oh come on!
him watching this movie was his villain origin story
And when someone does die, he shocked
@@jaylalove7308 🤣🤣 true
Dylan: "I'm just looking for dirty jokes"
Also Dylan: *misses the hooker joke*
What hooker joke?
@@squidwardtentacles7144 the toy in the middle at 17:17
At least I don't have to be the one saying it ^^
same thought haha
yea
The cut from Buzz lightyear saying there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere to Dylan eating expired sour patch kids is so funny😂😂
Lol
Everyone comment TROPIC THUNDER so he reacts to it
was abt to write this comment n then i found urs, dang it
@@elizabethcheruvathur lol same
Omg I noticed that too lol 😂❤️
"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere"
Dylan: *eats expired candy*
Best joke.
😂🤚
Dude I almost spit out my cereal when I came to that part
Also Dylan:struggles to get expired candy into his mouth.
I literally liked this video just for this
It’s basically just sugar, they just have to put an expire date on it
This is genuinely one of his most enjoyable commentaries to watch
Also his tangled one cause i have watched that more the 10 times idk why
Nothing beats tangled. It's the most fun you can have watching someone watch a movie
U again good to see u like Dylan
Hello god
why are you everywhere
Dylan trying to make his desire to punch a Sid without seeming like a psychopathic person is literally he funniest thing ever.
Fr lol
Everyone comment TROPIC THUNDER so he reacts to it
@@sendmemoneythanks he will actively avoid suggestions
@@sendmemoneythanks nah
lol
Dylan: specifically looks for dirty jokes and innuendoes
Also Dylan: completely misses the hooker joke (Sids toy with legs)
i was waiting for this one !!
I had never noticed that joke either Oo!! It's pretty clever
My mind rn: 🤯🤯🤯
you just singlehandedly ruined my childhood(? lmao
Can I have a time stamp Please?
Dylan: *talks about how he hates Sid because of hating toys*
Also Dylan: If I was a bad-ass 9 year old, I would beat the sh*t out of my toys
He meant if they came to life and tried to attack him lol not just in general 😂
"If I ever get cancelled, it's probably gonna be something baby related."
Top 10 Sentences you do NOT want taken out of context.
😂😂😂 I'm dead
LMFAO
James charles : well thats awkward
My mind didn't go there. And you... I'm dead
Everyone comment TROPIC THUNDER so he reacts to it
When Dylan realizes his lightbulb colors match Buzz Lightyear's red & green lights
and the purple couch and wings too
14:59
"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
Dylan: starts freaking out because he thinks he has a heart attack after eating two expired sour patch
Honestly a mood
No one
Dylan : eats expired sour patch kids and thinks he is gonna die from a heart attack 💀😂
Well, we all know Dylan is no botanist!
that was literally so funny😭😂😂😂😂
and then he warms up his RIGHT arm to make a heart attack go away xd
7:21
he eats *t* *w* *o*
For me, sid and andy are a parallel of a kid who parents pay attention to them, care for them, and children who have absent parents
someone said his parents were abusive, which is why his dad was an alcoholic (?) and he had so many locks on his door
also just noticed buzz was drunk on "darjeeling" after the so called tea party which might alude to the alcoholic dad and the contents being alcohol, not tea 🧐
@@taniap5361 dargeeling is a town known for the best tea in the world so I don't think it was alcohol
@@EZEKIEL_816 I'm aware of what darjeeling tea is LOL I'm specifically saying that buzz refers to the drink as a tea but is supposedly "drunk" from it, therefore theres a chance that wasn't actually tea.
One thing I'll never understand about Toy Story is when they say it's only a week until moving day, but Andy completely re-decorates his bedroom with buzz stuff that week? 😂
I mean a week is like an eternity to a child and he didn't want that old junk to be in his room about his old toys he wanted it to be cool smh
In 90s we could do that 😂
this may have been Dylan's purest movie commentary to date...never before have i felt so fond watching a grown man panic at the Buzz existential crisis scene
Haha, SAME!
"I don't know how to insult a potato". A problem we've all faced
Because potatoes are PERFECT.
@@najmegivi True, they are...spudtacular 👀
your mom was a french fry!
I mean, you can't. they're delicious and, within moderation, nutritious.
10:45 Woody never meant to kill. Woody only meant to maim or seriously injure😂
Oh well damn someone beat me to it 😂
Ok golum
@@sadmermaid she's quoting Dobby
Commenting so you remember this amazing comment 😂
"I am a peaceful person"
Him in any other movie: "you know what would make this movie better? Murder"
Dylan: heart attack is when you can’t feel your right arm right?
Me as a cardiac nurse: 🤦♀️
Ddm😭😭
I’m a nursing student who just got off my practicum rotation on a CV post-op floor... exact same reaction 😂
😂😂
anyone know what it means when the lower left side of your rib cage starts seriously hurting, cuz thats been happening to me through this whole video and i think i might be dying s.o.s
Had the same reaction and I do not have any medical training at all😂😂 cardiac problems run in this family (well it feels like that sometimes)
Dylan trying to figure out Woody's MUSCLE strength when he's made of COTTON... lol
Dylan: eats expired sour patch kids
Also dylan: has a sour patch kid induced heart attack
Still dylan: ill just shake the heart attack away
I too live life dangerously. Eating expired candy. Hahahaha
Yeah cus obviously you can just shake heart attacks away. No hospitals needed😂😂
haha lol
haha
remember it was his right arm😂😂
Dylan: this movie taught me to not trust police
Home Alone: Am I a joke to you
1.2k like update :)
Oh my gosh thank you!!! I didn’t realize
1.5k like update😌❤️
Dylan: I love how Woody runs, it's all limbs and arms flailing
Well, how do you run bamboo stick? 😂😂😂😂
This is kinda mean but so funny😭
@@christianademelo4605I’m sure Dylan would laugh at this comment so it’s ok😂
I love how Dylan is pointing out all the things that aren’t realistic as if the movie isn’t about TALKING TOYS
And that's the one thing he doesn't try to talk about lmfao
HAHAHAHAHAHA
what's your point
right?! i love this man
I mean, suspension of disbelief.
"I'm being mean to babies - fictional babies -, is this what this channel has come to?" Nooo, don't worry Dylan, you usually wish children death
right 😂
Lmao
😂🤚
There's Dylan's character arc, everyone. From wishing children death to bullying them.
Right😭
Dylan: *eats TWO expired SPK and arm feels weird* "wtf did these SPK do to me ??!"
SPK: you are one of us now.
a moment of silence for everyone who hasn't found this channel yet
They’re missing on sooooo much misdirect
🙏
they're missing the best professional movie watcher
when he posts it literally makes my whole day
May they still find joy in this life
the way woody was able to move on after his FRIENDS doing that to him REPEATEDLY is something i’ll never understand.
Yeah, I held a grudge on his behalf
It's because he acted like an asshole too
@@Olivetree80 you’re not wrong but they threw him out of a moving vehicle. that’s fucked up. as woody’s friends, they shouldn’t have been so quick to do that when they didn’t have the full story. that’s unforgivable in my book 🤷🏽♀️
@@taylorelisa1452 especially when they were quick to be on Buzz’s side when he was just a new toy
Spoiler alerts.
He eventually leaves them
I love seeing Dylan roast movies ofc, but I love watching him genuinely enjoy movies even more. This is my comfort video, I love how invested and entertained he is he's so cute I can't
alternate title: Dylan has a sour-patch-kids-induced heart attack while watching Toy Story
(holy shit thanks for all the likes this has never happened to me before im overwhelmed)
600th like
@@eaahaha2030 holy crap since when did this get 600 likes lmfao
Alternate title: I hate fictional toys and bullies them (also eating Expired sour patch kids and almost having a heart attack)
Monster in Law Full Movie 2005 what movie name pal
I just realize sour patch kids are just Flintstones vitamin gummy’s
Dylan: Actually posts a movie commentary on Monday
Old time troublemakers: *visible confusion*
I had to double-check the date because I was so confused LMAO 😂
“He’s going to jail at some point... probably for a hate crime” yeah that’s accurate
sid gives me school shooter vibes
"i've roasted babies before" *cuts to the twilight video* "get that cgi baby tf out my face" CRYN 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
Alternate title: Watching a grown man have a heart attack while watching toy story.
"Why is this dog smoking so many cigarettes? Has his voice always been raspy smoker?"
Slinky Dog was played by Jim Varney, an actor most famous for portraying Ernest. He was a chain smoker and passed away from lung cancer shortly after the release of Toy Story 2.
I read somewhere that Andy wouldn't know if his toys died because he doesn't see them move, so essentially he would be playing with their corpse....my mind was blown.
I don't know why I laughed at this comment.....maybe it's time for a vacation
but how would a toy die other than being destroyed, in which case it would not exist/be usable anyway?
toys can't die though
This is so cursed
Toys don’t die unless they are burned or broken beyond repair. They have souls but not a physical body capable of death. That’s why don’t be too blown away haha
Dylan not knowing the lyrics to “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” gives me life.
And immediately after saying that the soundtrack was underrated
I love how proud Dylan seems to be of the fact that he could beat up a toy if he had to
I love how Dylan was convinced he was having a heart attack after eating two expired sour patches 😂
“There are going to mentally scar this child, I can’t wait!” Bro, same
Hey! 1 second this comment has 69 likes then I went to the replies to reply then suddenly this has 77 LIKES!!!
Dylan: “I am a peaceful person”
Also Dylan: calling for death at all times
Dylan panicking about a heart attack and shaking his arm is how I envision people in their 30s
It's basically that, taxes, and being really tired.
@@moonkenzie I can also backup your claim on that.
and wondering what the hell you're going to eat - like all the time
@@caramackenzie7734 I'm 20 and I don't know what I'm gonna eat either. "Chocolate or cereal for breakfast?"
Or walking into a room and forgetting why you went in there.
Sid isn't a bad kid. He's clearly abused and neglected. I mean, the first and only shot of his father is him passed out, drunk in a chair. Not to mention that half-a-dozen locks on his bedroom door which is indicative of possibly escaping his father or mother. They buy him freakin' fireworks and just don't chaperone him during use, so they must not care if their own son blows himself up. And his recreated toys are pretty damn creative for a kid.
absolutely. a lot of Toy Story was dedicated to the importance of the kids that owned them even if it wasn't their story. he was kind of juxtaposed with Andy who has a caring mother and stable home-life. because Woody didn't know Sid's life, we're viewing it through a lens of a toy, and the fact that he was destroying toys, he'd obviously be vilified but his toys in his room, while they were in hiding and frankenstein'd, also were nice.
but on a less depressing note, you could also see it as how "weird kids" often grow out of it and turn out to be "normal" by society's standards. I guess you could argue Sid was more of a troubled kid than a weird one, but idk, I get why Pixar kept it lighthearted mostly and didn't go too far into that.
if the easter egg in the other movie is real and it is Sid as a garbage man, I'm thinking he probably turned out alright. maybe an eccentric stoner-type but not exactly Hannibal like you'd expect from his early behaviour, and after the trauma of his toys coming alive and threatening him lol
Wow childhood effectively ruined....so sad
He's still a bad kid tho
@@rim2955 He's also 9, 10 years old....
woah i never realised that
I love how Dylan thought he was having a heart attack form eating expired sour patch kids . When it was happening I was crying laughing
Not dylan thinking he's getting a heart attack from expired sour patch kids
And in his friggin right arm lmao
movie commentary on a monday AND sour patch kids?!?!?! what alt universe are we in rn 😂
Right?! Plus seeing you comment here just added to the greatness of this 😃
OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A TROUBLEMAKER
I had to pause the video after 10 seconds. I was so shocked 😅
Ahhh idk you were troublemaker i love your vids 🤗
Ahh I absolutely love u!! and dylan!
I love how Dylan is analysing the validity of the physics in this movie to see if it could make sense, meanwhile the toys are talking... the toys are alive Dylan 🤣🤣🤣
Quite literally DROPPED everything to be here. Dropped my phone on to my bed.
Same here dude
same i literally get so excited every time he posts omg!!
SAME
Same
Sameee😭
Dylan predicting corny jokes written for children and being real proud when he gets it right is what makes me happy!
Dylan being high-key pissed at the toys is hilarious
Dylan: if I ever get cancelled it’s gonna be baby-related
Also Dylan: *They’re gonna mentally scar this child. I love this. He’s going to have emotional trauma, I can’t wait*
"He is gonna need soo much therapy" - Dylan April 12, 2021
"This kid is going to jail at some point. Probably for a hate crime" I almost choked on my drink 😂😂
Dylan: When people talk about good Disney music they never talk about this one
Me: Thats because it's a Pixar movie
IK but Alan Menken wrote the Disney stuff and When somebody loved me in TS2
Disney produced it.
He said his arm feels weird after eating sour patch kids, my mind went to “ he’s going to turn into a sour patch kid”
Lol
"From 1995. _I was alive._ Oh god."
ah yes, here for the Pixar childhood and existential crisis
the implications of the scene where buzz sees the buzz lightyear toy commercial are devastating… imagine waking up and thinking you’re the living, breathing buzz lightyear in the flesh, and then later, you realize that you’re actually just a toy made with plastic in taiwan. you’re not really human. that would’ve made me go through an intense existential crisis.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate dylans set up?! Like the quality really UPGRADED and not just the colors but that the background is a little blury, so that dylan stands out a bit more.
Honestly he's come so far ^.^ Everytime I see an upgrade I can't help but feel happy and proud of him like, our boy's getting places yo T.T
He now has the budget for it!
Ik, we are proud parents
"I don't know how to insult a potato"
Little does Dylan know that potatoes cannot be insulted, they are the master race of food
You sound Idahoan
there’s so many POSSIBILITIES
@@princessmonkey3399 actually, I'm brazilian xD
@@minminygyg Bubba shrimp meme flashbacks intensify...
@@arianedomiciano1690 uhuul amo achar brs nos comentários de videos estrangeiros
Can we all agree that Dylan’s commentary’s on children’s movies are the funniest
Dylan: gets excited about seeing the same colors as his lights and continues to yell - GREEN RED GREEN RED *SCREAMS*
My day just got a lot better when I saw Dylan notification
I read “my dad just got a lot better...” and I was immediately very concerned for your father
same
@@erikmcginnis3804 oh god no 😂😂
Same
"Whenever people talk about best Disney sound Tracks this one get's left out. *index finger points intensely*"
.....
Me: Maybe because it's not Disney
Yeah I was gonna say
Well Disney bought Pixar in 2006 so I guess you could consider it Disney.
@@bushyracc the movie was released in 1995 so it isn’t a Disney movie
@@afrahali3683 true
???? quoi?? this is one of my absolute favourite movies from my childhood that I've seen a million times and I'm just now finding this out
my entire life is a lie
Dylan seeing in his future: 'if I ever get cancelled it's probably gonna be baby related' NOTHING ELSE😂😂😂
yesss😂
Lmao
From Searching for dirty jokes to heart attack from sour patch kids... great episode this week
I never, ever noticed the pink bear running on the desk (time stamp around 6 mins) and I swear to you, I've seen toy story hundreds of time. Thank you for that chuckle you gave me. Just random- but my favorite quote from this movie was always "that's not flying. It's falling.... with style". I love it
The fact that if Dylan was having an ACTUAL heart attack that he would film it and put it in a kids movie commentary 🤣
i didn’t realise how much i needed this until i saw it in my subscription feed
same
same
the childlike joy in dylan's smile all throughout this video is the cutest thing, it makes me so happy
"I was alive. Oh god." A forever mood
17:34 has me dead 😂 because I wish I could see Dylan’s reaction when he finds out that the voice actor of Sid is the same guy from Brink and the guy he hated in Princess Diaries 😅
I laughed so loud when Dylan said “He b*tch-slapped Woody!” 😂😂😂
Buzz: “There seems to be no intelligent life forms.”
Dylan: Eats expired Sour Patch Kids
Dilan: realises the sour patch kids are expired
"Proceeds to eat"
Dilan: "Am I having a heart attack?!?!?!?"
Edit: Yes I do notice the shame I have brought upon myself...😐
who tf is dilan 😭
The way u spelled his name gave me anxiety lol 🤣
“Dilan” 👁👄👁
@@captainteeko4579 how do you get anxiety from that?
DILAN. I'm dead
woody’s fast, strong
*whispers* he’s a vampire
Dylan talking to inanimate objects is probably the most relatable thing he's said lol
(Other than the budget for late night Dylans but even that's risen now)
*When he ate the expired sour patches and then thought was having a heart attack. Me everytime I feel the slightest pain EVER*
I think that they only feel pain if the material itself is being harmed. When woody is thrown around it dosent cause any holes in the toy. When buzz gets his arm off, none of the material is actually physically harmed. But when woody is burned, the plastic is actively burning and melting which hurts.
Dylan: If I ever get cancelled it's probably gonna be some baby-related thing...
Shane Dawson and James Charles: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Oh... Oh no. 😐
Stop it.
😂
Omg 😨
did not expect that 🥲
Now I need the commentary of Toy Story 2, 3 and 4!!! This isn't a suggestion for you to make, I am just saying I need it. Don't block me hahahahaha
69 likes!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
2 and 3 yes. Four was such Garbage tho
@@persephonechapko9466 the animation is 4 was just YES.
yeeees
@@persephonechapko9466 but his reaction to forky would be priceless 🤣
I also talk to my car. Things like "I'm sorry for hitting the curb, lovely" and "That other car isn't prettier than you". 😂
Bullying fictional babies? This channel has never not been this and I think that’s beautiful
How has Dylan progressively looked so good and developed so much funnier throughout this quarantine?? I mean bravo
7:21 looks like Dylan...is in trouble 😉
When I was 10 I really thought my toys can talk and I was taking such good care of them. Once I slept in the ground and my toys slept in my bed. Good times.
What a good owner lol 😂
That is very likely the cutest thing I've ever heard in my entire life hahah
@@astoldbynickgerr I took care of them better than myself😭😂
@@orangegreen3769 Aww thank you!
@@2011Malim ❤️😁
"there's so sign of intelligent life anywhere" then cutting to dylan eating expired sour patch kids should make this video be nominated for best editing at the oscars
When Dylan said "thats such a good enemies to friends story" I legit thought he was gonna say enemies to LOVERS 😭😭
What makes Dylan's hatred of Sid even better is the fact that the guy who voices him is also in "Princess Diaries"🤣
Omggg who is he?
@@ayannabranchcomb7535 He played Josh
@@juliak4218 damn. My guy went from douche kid to dudebro teen 😂 he has range
Damn. Dylan should've binged all of em.
Now that would've been an ultimate trip to childhood.
The movie: “there seems there seems to be no sign on intelligent life anywhere.”
Dylan: *aggressively shoves sour patch kids into his mouth*
Buzz: And there seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere...
*Cut to Dylan spazzing out over sour patch kids*
Dylan: *Am I hAvInG a hEaRtAtTaCk?!?!*
“Has his voice always been raspy?”
Me: “I guess Dylan doesn’t know Slinky Dog was originally voiced by Jim Varney, the ‘Ernest Goes To...’ actor. He was a heavy smoker who ultimately died of lung cancer in 2000. The actors who later voiced Slinky Dog in the following Toy Story sequels kept the gravely voice in memory of Varney.”
I love this movie so much. It’s funny that in the scene where woody is trap in the milk crate, the toolbox on top of the crate is a Binford Toolbox. Tim Allen worked for Binford on his show Home Improvement. Funny callback!
Holy shit Dylan is not watching an absolute garbage movie for once. It's a Christmas miracle lol. I'm excited
Dylan: *uploads a video*
me: *cancels all activities that I never had*
"Your plastic wings are NOT strong enough to cut through duct tape." I just love how you say it like you're roasting him 🤣
6:54 THE CUT TO HIM HESITANTLY EATING IT. OMG GENIUS.