That would have been a fun twist! Like somebody's faking being a vampire, but then there was real one all along who is more of an old-school vampire instead of a twilight type
I was hoping so badly it would end like that. Like if at least one person in the movie ended up being a supernatural creature but nah they all boring humans.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT " Why do you have a Twilight poster? Its feels so good to be represented. My people have been so discriminated against." PLS THE WAY HE SAID THAT IS HILARIOUSSSSS
TBF out of all the Cities, people most confuse Melbourne travellers for British ones... So we "kinda" are fake. (Also the whole Australia doesn't exist theory ;))
Dylan is more committed to proving he isn't Australian than finishing a book he's been writing for 3 years EDIT: It's been 5 years and the book has still not been written, Dylan recently made a video where he kept referring to his lack of author status. I am willing to put money on a bet that no book will be published in a further 2 years.
@laynie bear A lot of Americans literally can't tell the differences between their accents. My boyfriend watches this show that very obviously takes place in Australia but he swears they're British 😂😭 So that's probably why Dylan says they're the same lol nothing about them being close to each other, just the accents confuse a lot of people..
He's generally bad at distinguishing accents hahah in She's the man he thought the British coach was Russian...he seems to really have a hard time comprehending the British accent
Was I the only one who thought the twist was gunna be "the quirky friend was the vampire all along". Guys, that would have explained the smirking, the hat, the bullshit vampire lore, the social outcastiness, and I noticed she was sitting in the shade of her porch when they first met. Wouldn't that have been cool?
I kept waiting for the plot twist where either the guy is so good at faking it he gets the attention of the actual local vampires, or where it turns out that the quirky girl is in fact a vampire and is just using him to deflect the attention from herself.
"Ah yes, everyone will believe that the attractive white guy who's able to performe very complicated flips and combat moves and could probably beat all the bullies of the school in combat, is uncool and could be easily bullied on his first day" - The writers of this movie
that pretend scene at the beginning was *awesome* it was childish yeah a bit I guess but he thought he had actually found someone wanting to play along. :D he might be..12? 13 or so i'm not sure. this kind of reminds me of bridge to Terabithiaia
@@FireflyArc lmao 12 or 13? I know this comment is far from recent, but you're legitimately scaring me. Who could POSSIBLY believe such a thing? Wow! Just...wow!!
@@lolarose8973 especially if those crusty men didn't pounce on every chance to ridicule and trivialize femininity, to which the hate of "regular stupid shallow basic girls" usually boils down to.
Besides the whole sexism of the "not like other girls" bit (because I guess no other girl could possibly read philosophy/play video gams/whatever) these movies are ALWAYS too scared to cast anything but a white, cis, hetero, conventionally attractive girl. Because it's not about them actually being 'different' from your stereotypical movie heroine, it's about them being marketable and 'safe'.
@@morley364 tbh sometimes asian girls get the "not like other girls" girl role, but they all have to play it the same: deadpan, quirky clothes, can do martial arts, always has coloured hair strips but never cares for "looking good." but yeah the crushing majority is of the mayo shade...
Funny thing is that Twilight actually has a parody called "Vampires Suck" and it's really funny. It's been years since I've seen it personally, but in sure it still holds up.
@@stelf420uwu omg which one She should know that the movie runs on indian network TV all the time and like, everyone in a certain demographic has seen it here
@Anna hero fiennes accent sounds really normal and good in a tv show called 'safe' its on Netflix and it's pretty good (it's a thriller) but in After he was told to put on a hs accent
I literally didn't think anything bad when he said "and then I hit puberty" until he tried to justify himself. Like man could have just stayed quiet and moved on and nobody would have questioned him😭😭
This movie should have been a misdirect and he was a Vampire all along, and quirky girl just helped him avoid guilt after he eats and murders the student body. After all, who would believe the dork who tried to trick everyone into believing he was a vampire actually was one all along.
Dylan: * makes joke about wrestling doll * Us: tee hee Dylan: “I didn’t mean to say I hit puberty and started doing weird things to the doll...” Us: well now it sounds sus
“Like, British people and Australians are literally the same” Dylan, have you EVER, and I mean EVER, seen one of us brits wrestle a crocodile? Cause, I don’t think you ever will.
Loool he didn't say they *do* the same shit. He said they are the same. And I mean he didn't lie. English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh people were sent to Australia as cons and for other reasons. But let's be real. The real Australians are the ones that are indigenous to the land, not ppl who infiltrated it.🙂
When Americans don’t recognise a real Australian accent when they hear one because the Australian in a movie is usually a non-Australian doing a really bad fake accent.
@@honeybee6606 if im honest idk if you misunderstood the comment so if you did that was the point, that he is australian but dylan thought he was faking it bc in his mind are all the movie accents that *are* fake, if u didnt misunderstand i apologize you can ignore me it just sounds redundant to the comment
Dylan: There better be a bunch of death in the beginning of this movie The Purge: *Has a bunch of death in the beginning of the movie* Dylan: Woah, woah! That’s too much death! Slow it down a bit
2018: I have book is coming 2019: My book is coming, I just making sure it's perfect 2020:My book is coming 2021: I ADDED THE PARNsTS IN SUCH A GOOD WAY.... And way more to come.
IKR and confusing his accent with a British one gkabvld I understand, I've been told I sound British even though when you compare Australian accents to most British accents you can clearly tell the difference between the two💀
i honestly thought that by the end, of at least halfway thru, you would find out that the weird quirky girl was actually a vampire and that's why she found it funny that he was pretending to be one. trying to throw everyone off her trail... but i think i had too high of hopes for this lol
Fun fact I actually had a kid I knew from middle school pretend to be Australian for his entire freshman year of high school. Somebody eventually called him out on it and he had to drop it, thank god
Oh yeah we had those but with German once. No one actually called him out. No one liked him so no one cared enough to sit through that conversation. Dude only knew like 5 words in German.
@shark fighter7849 Well, Twilight kinda had a good reason to do the filter thing. Each movie is named after a night phase (I think that's what it is called), so each movie is colored accordingly. Twilight is kinda blue, Eclipse is kinda grayish, and Breaking Dawn is golden/no filter (I don't remember what New Moon's color is).
For those wondering - Rahart is actually Australian he hails from Melbourne - he was part of an amazing Aussie show called Nowhere Boys - later for season 2 he changed his last name
@laynie bear omg! Hard same! American but I am so obsessed with both British AND Australian accents, I'm offended on behalf of ALL the Aussies and Brits that never desired or wanted my help to defend their COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ACCENTS!!
@@90squeen21 I wanna know the story. I wanna know if the music had a dramatic swell in it- just a second before their eyes met. (I'm so sorry @Q.L.) Quient looked into Laurence's eyes, previously filled with awkwardness now were confident and light. When he smiled the laugh lines were visible, that's something Quient had never noticed before. His smiles were infectious. "What are you thinking about?" Laurance asked, a question in reference to the grin plastered on Quients face. "Oh, this only happens in 2 out of every 10 people I dance with." Her eyes shifted to look over Laurence's shoulder, wistfully remembering. "I'm glad you were one of them. The odds weren't in your favor." The music abruptly stopped as the end of the song played. Laurance, ever so gently, nudged Quient's chin forward, to him. "I'm glad I get to be one of them too."
I can't believe I just spent the whole time waiting for the big reveal that the quirky girl was actually a vampire the entire time... and we got a hideous purple wig instead.
So fun fact, the reason his accent sounds so fake isn't because he's not Australian but more to do with the fact that he does work both in the US and Australia which dulls most foreign accents to the point where they sound fake / lose a lot of their original luster.
Alex Beesley Yes. The storyline is good, it's just that the acting is bad. The guy plays Jax, and he's pretty good, probably the most decent character in that show.
Plot twist : he already released it under a fake name and it's a hit somewhere in the world. He's only going to tell us once Netflix cut him a deal to make a movie adaptation.
Dylan: He's a fake Australian! Me, an Aussie, who saw this guy on TV shows and in interviews knowing he was born in Melbourne: Are you sure about that?
I kinda wish some random side character would have turned out to actually be a vampire and was just watching everything going on like "Wtf?"
That would have been a fun twist! Like somebody's faking being a vampire, but then there was real one all along who is more of an old-school vampire instead of a twilight type
I actually predicted that the girlfriend would be a vampire but it didn't happen :(
Why couldnt you have wrote this movie
I hoped the weird kid with the hat would be one
Dude that's so big brain. The movie might have actually been good if that happened
A cool plot twist would be if he was actually a vampire and he did the whole fake vampire thing so that no one would suspect him for being a real one.
I was hoping so badly it would end like that. Like if at least one person in the movie ended up being a supernatural creature but nah they all boring humans.
@@jazzjazzington8244 ik i was lowkey hoping it was the blonde "mean" girl(idk her name) was a vampire and that was the secret in the video.
Yeees
Nick doesn’t have the money for that... ❤️
Exactly
“I just need some murder. That’s what this movie needs. Fuck wit. I don’t need wit. I need murder.”
*He said that so calmly*
Throwback to when he watched Heathers, a story entirely revolving around sexy girls and murder and he didn't get it.
@@calistusjay60 didnt he say there was too much murder or was that from a different video?
@@_.elena_ he did. And didn’t get any of the jokes lmao. Big straight boy moment.
Me in every movie
me
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT " Why do you have a Twilight poster? Its feels so good to be represented. My people have been so discriminated against." PLS THE WAY HE SAID THAT IS HILARIOUSSSSS
Fr
Yes!!!
10:43 lmao
deadass i choked on the "my people are being so discriminated against" LMAOO
ahead of his time
Dylan watching a movie made for 7 year olds:
Where’s the MURDER
@magic life lmao thank you
@@tiamather3537 813th like 😀
@@hopper6094 thanks for the update! Also nice username
@@tiamather3537 thanks, I like your name too
Your 1.3k cool
I haven’t seen Dylan get psychotic like this since Princess Protection Program
its so fun watching him lose it
right lmaoo
LOOOL IKRR
Haha same
right lmaoo
"He's a fake Australian."
*the actor was literally born in Melbourne*
TBF out of all the Cities, people most confuse Melbourne travellers for British ones... So we "kinda" are fake. (Also the whole Australia doesn't exist theory ;))
He thought he was British at first so he’s clearly terrible at accents
RiversideOtter I mean, it’s theory.... but also kind of true.
Still fake. Even my accent is better then his
isn't he the guy from nowhere boys?
"she's legally blind"
"Oh is she Reese Witherspoon?"
DYLAN
Oh my gosh. Idk why but reading your comment finally made me get the joke 🤣🤦
LMAOAO
Dylan is more committed to proving he isn't Australian than finishing a book he's been writing for 3 years EDIT: It's been 5 years and the book has still not been written, Dylan recently made a video where he kept referring to his lack of author status. I am willing to put money on a bet that no book will be published in a further 2 years.
Priorities
Hahahah his first book has now changed to "How to tell when someone is not Austrailian...probably"
I dont think he is writing it at all. Especially after his little comment about it in this video :Ddd
Books are hard 😅
@@FairygodmotherAst wdym?
“Australians and British people are the same”
Explains him mixing up that Blonde dude’s accent in Camp rock.
@laynie bear A lot of Americans literally can't tell the differences between their accents. My boyfriend watches this show that very obviously takes place in Australia but he swears they're British 😂😭 So that's probably why Dylan says they're the same lol nothing about them being close to each other, just the accents confuse a lot of people..
@laynie bear Just because they’re far away from each other doesn’t negate the fact that they are still the same lol
And the 'Russian' dude from she's the man! (Even though its Britain and Russia, not Australia)
@@mimistardust3915 it’s the same everywhere. I’m Nigerian and I mix them up sometimes.
He's generally bad at distinguishing accents hahah in She's the man he thought the British coach was Russian...he seems to really have a hard time comprehending the British accent
Dylan: Watches shitty movie knowing it will be shitty
Movie: Is shitty
Dylan: Proceeds to be angered by the movie for being shitty
Watching him get angry is more entertaining than watching him passively accept the shittiness idk what yall want
lol
He knw that the movie would be shitty and got mad when it was wow
unless there’s a sudden murder lol
Dylan and I have that in common 😅
" Nana is legally blind."
Dylan- "Oh your nana is Reese Witherspoon." Bruh that killed me. 😂😂
I feel like that joke flew over everyone’s head or we have a super simple sense of humour🤣
What does he mean? I didn’t understand that 🥴
@@TheStepmonkey I honestly don't remember it's been a while.
@@TheStepmonkey The joke is "Nana is legally blind" and Reese Witherspoon was in the movie Legally Blonde, lol.
@@TheNoobler Get it now lol thanks
I feel compelled to remind Dylan that he CHOSE to watch this over 17 Again
I'm really looking forward to that reaction, I quite enjoyed that film, and whether Dylan roasts it or not, it'll be fun
Yeah 17 again is one of those movies that’s very very questionable in terms of... my morals, but also kinda hilarious and therefore incredible
OMG HE NEEDS TO WATCH IT SO BAD
Careful he might not watch it
Yeah, he said before that he will intentionally avoid watching your recommendations just to be petty lol.
at this point i’m convinced Dylan’s book is just him taking the plots to all of these awful movies and melding them into one massive Rick Roll.
God I hope so
And then just massacre all the characters in the end.
@@MsCupcakeloveer hahahaha that’s exactly what he’d do
@@MsCupcakeloveer But we should not forget the spanking first!
@@lilymorgenstern512 Or after, no kinkshaming here!!
“Mom, can we get ‘my babysitter’s a vampire’?”
“We have ‘my babysitter’s a vampire’ at home”
My babysitter’s a vampire at home:
Lmaooo
😂😂😂
HAHAAHA
Babysitter's is the best thing from my childhood
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was I the only one who thought the twist was gunna be "the quirky friend was the vampire all along".
Guys, that would have explained the smirking, the hat, the bullshit vampire lore, the social outcastiness, and I noticed she was sitting in the shade of her porch when they first met. Wouldn't that have been cool?
I thought it was going to be that!
Fr
Me disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I'm only a bit thru the video and I saw this comment and I had this exact assumption! Why else would she be like that?? Aaargh!
@@angelemeana2754 you are really repeating yourself alot there 😂
*Dylan:* **watches a Nickelodeon movie knowing it will be awful**
*Movie:* **is awful**
*Dylan:* **insert shocked pikachu reaction meme**
Lol!! He should've watched 17 again!
I’ve been waiting for this video
Literally
Why is that me tho?
4:59 bruh he looks like Vageta
I kept waiting for the plot twist where either the guy is so good at faking it he gets the attention of the actual local vampires, or where it turns out that the quirky girl is in fact a vampire and is just using him to deflect the attention from herself.
I really thought she was the vampire 🤡
HAHAHAH THIS IS SO GOOD I WISH
Wow
now that's a better plot than how this movie went
You literally wrote two far superior movies in one paragraph 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is nobody talking about this joke
She‘s legally blind
Dylan: so his grandma is reese Witherspoon huh?
-I died
I died at that.
i’m glad someone caught that too😂
Yes😭😂
Dang I missed the wordplay, lol
@@Clementine3107 Woooow I just got that 😭
"Ah yes, everyone will believe that the attractive white guy who's able to performe very complicated flips and combat moves and could probably beat all the bullies of the school in combat, is uncool and could be easily bullied on his first day" - The writers of this movie
that pretend scene at the beginning was *awesome* it was childish yeah a bit I guess but he thought he had actually found someone wanting to play along. :D he might be..12? 13 or so i'm not sure. this kind of reminds me of bridge to Terabithiaia
@@FireflyArc He's in high-school, he's clearly not 12 xD
@@FireflyArc lmao 12 or 13? I know this comment is far from recent, but you're legitimately scaring me. Who could POSSIBLY believe such a thing? Wow! Just...wow!!
@@deannaw9128 Either they've accidently commented under the wrong video... or Dawson's creek casting altered their perception of reality
"I know what you are"
"Say it"
"An AUSTRALIAN"
😅
This comment needs more likes. 😂
You funny.☺️😏👍
the "not like other girls" girls in quirky romcoms are starting to annoy me because their lines are usually the most predictable and unfunny...
maybe if actual young women wrote their characters instead of out of touch middle aged men, it wouldn't be so bad
@@lolarose8973 especially if those crusty men didn't pounce on every chance to ridicule and trivialize femininity, to which the hate of "regular stupid shallow basic girls" usually boils down to.
Besides the whole sexism of the "not like other girls" bit (because I guess no other girl could possibly read philosophy/play video gams/whatever) these movies are ALWAYS too scared to cast anything but a white, cis, hetero, conventionally attractive girl. Because it's not about them actually being 'different' from your stereotypical movie heroine, it's about them being marketable and 'safe'.
@@morley364 tbh sometimes asian girls get the "not like other girls" girl role, but they all have to play it the same: deadpan, quirky clothes, can do martial arts, always has coloured hair strips but never cares for "looking good."
but yeah the crushing majority is of the mayo shade...
The only ‘not like other girls’ I can get behind is the one in 10 things I hate about you
dylan having a mental breakdown over a nickelodeon movie with a high pitched voice is honestly the highlight of my day
Funny thing is that Twilight actually has a parody called "Vampires Suck" and it's really funny. It's been years since I've seen it personally, but in sure it still holds up.
It’s pretty amusing . I still watch it from time to time
I have watched it and yeah, it is funny
My aunt played a member of the vampire’s family that attacks the main Character when she bleeds in the wineglasses
@@stelf420uwu omg which one
She should know that the movie runs on indian network TV all the time and like, everyone in a certain demographic has seen it here
@@stelf420uwu which?
“where zac efron becomes 17 again” thank you for the summary Dylan
Legit 10/10
Why does an Australian actor sound like he’s doing a fake Austrian accent 😭
Cause of nick's chessy lines
@Anna hero fiennes accent sounds really normal and good in a tv show called 'safe' its on Netflix and it's pretty good (it's a thriller) but in After he was told to put on a hs accent
He was in every which way he played Jax
Wasn't Hardin from that After bulls*** also actually British, but sounded like he was faking his accent? I see a pattern.
he pulled a hardin
Dylan being frustrated that a kids movie isn't a complete masterpiece is very funny to me
“Stop! Stop showing her! Cause I don’t know what she’s thinking!”
Sooooo you mean, like Edward when he first saw Bella?
Hello...
I literally didn't think anything bad when he said "and then I hit puberty" until he tried to justify himself. Like man could have just stayed quiet and moved on and nobody would have questioned him😭😭
Same!
Honestly Same but it made the vid so much better
Same!! I mentally did a double take
I was like well it’s awkward now 🥴
same lmaooo 💀
I didn't realise that the "Until I hate myself" series was making a comeback 😂
EXACTLY what I thought
My thoughts exactly 😂😂
Came here to say this, was not surprised to find someone had already done so
Honestly, I think Dylan didn't know either
This movie should have been a misdirect and he was a Vampire all along, and quirky girl just helped him avoid guilt after he eats and murders the student body. After all, who would believe the dork who tried to trick everyone into believing he was a vampire actually was one all along.
because murder is just *so* pg
They should have made a movie like that but not with nickolodeon, like gone nuts with the murders and stuff
@@naziatislam1149 y’all still can, just set it in a college and you’re golden!
So in other words, "Heathers" for the sparkly vampire set. Absolutely! THAT would have been awesome.
actually I love that they show this girl with the no-expression expression because it’s probably imitating Bella.
The fact that he’s actually Australian and Dylan says he’s faking his accent. 😂😂
I mean that Hardin (or Harden, idk how to spell his name) dude from that Wattpad movie also sounds like he has a fake (British) accent so-
@@xapokalypse yeah the hardin effect
Oh no I hated those movies. I can’t believe they’re making another one. It’s literally based off a fanfic.
@Brooklyn LaMar amen
@Brooklyn LaMar and ruined dylan spouse
The movie: Shows his AUSTRALIAN birth certificate
Dylan: He's faking it! FAKE! It's a lie
Forgery!
everyone take a shot if he mentions his college that went out of business
alcohol poisoning here we come 💃
or the book he's been writing for 3 years
Omg 💀
@@4426 you win
@@4426 try both lol
"there's a comedic way to squish a cupcake, and that was not it"
I’m screaming at the fact that Dylan is so set on him being a fake Australian LMAO
I came faster than Dylan talking about his college being closed
Ahaha I love this comment
I want to hear some crazy college stories
Nobody:
Dylan: has an entire mental breakdown about a Nickelodeon movie
The accent thing is basically like what everyone says about hardin’s actor from after
Yo, that is exactly what I said to myself
"Australians and British people are like, the same".
That is so American.
Everybody knows that Australia was settled by criminals, while the U.K. Was settled by conquerors...such a big difference.
And america was settled by the uk and other countries
Yes both of colonizers are the same 😭
Heck yeah! ✊The British empire!🇻🇬🇬🇧💂♀️🏏 That empire that continues to fuck up the world until today! 😃🤙😻🥰❤️💅💖👌🥴
@@cebolaroxa8974 the uk *did* send their criminals to Australia to colonize it tho
honestly he’s the only person in lockdown that’s entertaining me
but why is he so set on the fact that he’s faking the accent i cant💀😭
Same
same
You guys are in lockdown???
@@mbalinkatekomusic why what country are you in?
@@mbalinkatekomusic yea we all in euope are we in germany have been in one since november for example
Dylan: * makes joke about wrestling doll *
Us: tee hee
Dylan: “I didn’t mean to say I hit puberty and started doing weird things to the doll...”
Us: well now it sounds sus
...mad sus
Like no one thought that Dylan why did you think we would think that?
literally for once i had a pure train of thought until dylan made it awkward
I was so rooting for him to be an actual vampire pretending to be a normal teen pretending to be a vampire....
that would be so funny 😂😂
Man Who Was Thurday kinda plot
“There’s a comedic way to squish a cupcake and that was not it.”
As a baker, I can confirm.
As another baker, I agree it would also be cool if he liked smashed it into an extra's but Mabel that's too far 😂😂😂😂
LMFAO STOP WHY IS HE REACTING TO THIS-😭
i remember this movie too well- 😭
I LITERALLY SCREAMED “I USED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE ON NICK” AS SOON AS I SAW THE TITLE
When did this come out?
I don’t remember this wtf
I’m also 24 so 😂😂😂
@@peachhazel7865 like in 2014 i think?
I mean I'm not complaining but whyyyyyyyy
“Like, British people and Australians are literally the same”
Dylan, have you EVER, and I mean EVER, seen one of us brits wrestle a crocodile? Cause, I don’t think you ever will.
That's the most American thing to say😂😂
We don’t even the luxury of their weather ☹️
Loool he didn't say they *do* the same shit. He said they are the same. And I mean he didn't lie. English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh people were sent to Australia as cons and for other reasons. But let's be real. The real Australians are the ones that are indigenous to the land, not ppl who infiltrated it.🙂
@@Laura-sg6ss Preach‼️
@@Laura-sg6ss [-o-]🖤💛❤️ you know it
“It has Bible stuff… crime stuff…”
*me, a Christian into murder mysteries*: “go on…”
Yooo same, felt that 😂
❤️✝️
Mood
How to say that someone is attractive in a fancy way:
"He's got a good set of facial bones constructed in a pleasing way"
This is just a “until I hate myself” but not officially
"He's got a good set of facial bones constructed in a pleasing way"
- Dylan 2021
I searched for this comment, thanks!
‘He cleared that low lying shrubbery like it was nothing’ for some reason absolutely killed me off
I wanna feel sorry for Dylan but he actively chose to suffer through this instead of watching 17 again which is just a gem of a movie compared to this
For real!🤣 honestly I hope he does react to 17 Again. I love that movie.😃
Alternative Title: Dylan trying to prove that Rahart isn't actually Australian for 22 minutes
I'm not Dylan but, this hurted /j
also, Dylan yelling at coincidences for 22 minutes
I love Rahart hahah
😂😂😂😭
When Americans don’t recognise a real Australian accent when they hear one because the Australian in a movie is usually a non-Australian doing a really bad fake accent.
YES finally someone said it
THIS
YESSS lol exactly what I was thinking
funnily enough he is australian-
@@honeybee6606 if im honest idk if you misunderstood the comment so if you did that was the point, that he is australian but dylan thought he was faking it bc in his mind are all the movie accents that *are* fake, if u didnt misunderstand i apologize you can ignore me it just sounds redundant to the comment
I’ve been scrolling for hours, is no one gonna talk about “beat his ass with you pipe” 21:07
THANK YOU!!!! For a second there I was like: “Really? Is it just me?” That was a fucking gem, though!! I literally busted out laughing!
The awkward silence following the delivery *chef's kiss*
EXACTLY
I literally stopped the video and went STRAIGHT to the comments
@@ximeodio9511 SAME
This is definitely going in the “until I hate myself” series
Hated myself at 11:20
"G-Rated Twilight"
wELL YOU'RE NOT WRONG
no one:
not a single soul:
Dylan: wanting a murder in every single movie he watches*
Heathers: murder like 4 people
Dylan: What a crazy movie!!1!1!!1
Dylan: There better be a bunch of death in the beginning of this movie
The Purge: *Has a bunch of death in the beginning of the movie*
Dylan: Woah, woah! That’s too much death! Slow it down a bit
@@sammyursula yeah we love him but hes a little indecisive
As an Australian, I like to refer to myself as a British Texan. 💂🏻♀️🤠
Im a Texan and when I went to Australia I was like ...wow.... this is Texas but with a British flair
That's awesome !
Dylan is slowly regressing in age with each passing video. Soon he will be watching the Teletubbies.
Funny story, he already did that one xd
Since he’s gonna turn 30 soon he’s trying to feel young again😂
Yeah he’s done that...lol
I love how the actress he hates on the entire time is the only one in the cast with a successful career now
It's reminiscent of Robert Patterson
It's reminiscent of Robert Patterson
@@celinekamisato5343 lol Patterson
@@celinekamisato5343 It is indeed doubly reminiscent of Robert Patt**son!
Rahart is doing well too 🥺
I don’t think anyone assumed you were doing things to dolls until you brought it up... 😭💀
Now it’s suspicious 🤔 He doth protest too much
I know right 😭😭
2018: I have book is coming
2019: My book is coming, I just making sure it's perfect
2020:My book is coming
2021: I ADDED THE PARNsTS IN SUCH A GOOD WAY....
And way more to come.
how do you misspell his name 4 times? it's edited too?
@@k3vin0fficials80 SORRY I didn't even know must of been a typeo
@@nemmahsalyta771 its okay :)
A lot more grammar mistakes to sift through, baby. I get the joke though
KNOWING THE ACTOR IS AUSTRALIAN IRL THEN HEARING DYLAN BE LIKE "he's lying he is not Australian" IS KILLING ME DJHDJHSJD
IKR and confusing his accent with a British one gkabvld I understand, I've been told I sound British even though when you compare Australian accents to most British accents you can clearly tell the difference between the two💀
a movie could be for three year olds and all about unicorns and magic crystals and Dylan would still be like "when do we get to the murder part"
Kids movies can be brutal I've seen more death in actual kid movies than in pre-teen nickelodeon movies funnily enough.
honestly you should've put this in the series " watching until i hate myself" cause i've never seen you disliking something so much as this movie
dylan’s novel is my most anticipated release of 2070☺️
i honestly thought that by the end, of at least halfway thru, you would find out that the weird quirky girl was actually a vampire and that's why she found it funny that he was pretending to be one. trying to throw everyone off her trail...
but i think i had too high of hopes for this lol
Good idea though!
That would have been so much better.
i need this to be a movie now
That would have been funny that he was friends with a real vampire the whole time and that's how she knew so much about vampires stuff 😂
There HAS to be a fanfic with this kind of plot, somewhere... I need it, now!
Fun fact I actually had a kid I knew from middle school pretend to be Australian for his entire freshman year of high school. Somebody eventually called him out on it and he had to drop it, thank god
Oh yeah we had those but with German once. No one actually called him out. No one liked him so no one cared enough to sit through that conversation. Dude only knew like 5 words in German.
@@ArturGlass.C 😂😂😂
Lol someone from my middle school faked having a British twin sister who’s in line for royalty but would switch places with her on occasion
@@Heyitsann you get the beeesssttt of both worlds 🤗
@@Heyitsann someone watched the parent trap lmao
“Nana is legally blind”
“Oh, his grandma is Reese Witherspoon, huh?” 😂😂
"Don't look at him"
"He's got a good set of facial bones, constructed in a pleasing way"
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
You know it’s a true “until I hate myself” when most of Dylan’s commentary is delivered two octaves above normal.
The COUNTDOWN! Dylan you absolute gem 😍
Omg it's hannah I have never seen a youtuber I watch comment on on another youtuber who I watch, Hey Queen.
HEJSGDHDGDHDHDH
OMG you guys are my two favourite youtubers
HANNAH I WAS NOT EXPECTING YOU HERE.
TROUBLE MAKERS AND MUSIC STUDENTS UNITE!!
Why do movie makers think “ok vampire movie, let’s make everything green and gloomy.. crank up the filters”
Ikr? They’re vampires not zombies. Wth.
@shark fighter7849 Well, Twilight kinda had a good reason to do the filter thing. Each movie is named after a night phase (I think that's what it is called), so each movie is colored accordingly. Twilight is kinda blue, Eclipse is kinda grayish, and Breaking Dawn is golden/no filter (I don't remember what New Moon's color is).
@@isabellascott2512 wow that never clicked before! The more you know! And I think New Moon was greenish?
For those wondering - Rahart is actually Australian he hails from Melbourne - he was part of an amazing Aussie show called Nowhere Boys - later for season 2 he changed his last name
me, a brit, watching dylan call rahart's accent british: 👁👄👁
Me, an Australian, watching Dylan say the accent wasn’t Australian: 🤔
@@imalwaysinacrisis Me, an American, literally everyone in the Americas... lol
Me, a Brit, who used to confuse Australian and British accents: 👀
Me, a Norwegian person barley knowing anything about British, Australian or American accents:
@laynie bear omg! Hard same! American but I am so obsessed with both British AND Australian accents, I'm offended on behalf of ALL the Aussies and Brits that never desired or wanted my help to defend their COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ACCENTS!!
As a girl who has taught male friends how to dance before, I promise you 80% of the time none of that *eye contact, shift in mood* shit happens.
Can't make eye contact if they are looking at their feet the entire time.
Its just.... Awkward
@@90squeen21 I wanna know the story. I wanna know if the music had a dramatic swell in it- just a second before their eyes met.
(I'm so sorry @Q.L.)
Quient looked into Laurence's eyes, previously filled with awkwardness now were confident and light. When he smiled the laugh lines were visible, that's something Quient had never noticed before. His smiles were infectious.
"What are you thinking about?" Laurance asked, a question in reference to the grin plastered on Quients face.
"Oh, this only happens in 2 out of every 10 people I dance with." Her eyes shifted to look over Laurence's shoulder, wistfully remembering. "I'm glad you were one of them. The odds weren't in your favor."
The music abruptly stopped as the end of the song played.
Laurance, ever so gently, nudged Quient's chin forward, to him. "I'm glad I get to be one of them too."
As a boy who is taught by female friends how to dance before, it's just 70% awkwardness 5% romance joking and 15% laughs.
Dylan: “Beat his ass with your pipe!”
Also Dylan: realises what he just said “I should’ve phrased that a *whole* lot differently”
I am still crying and laughing from that lmao
I’m still laughing at that
😹😹😹😹😹
I can't believe I just spent the whole time waiting for the big reveal that the quirky girl was actually a vampire the entire time... and we got a hideous purple wig instead.
i will never forgive you for choosing this over 17 again 😭😭
I like everyone in this movie except the not like other girls girl.
RIGHT?!? He hurt my heart a little by doing that 😩
OMG SAME
same
Ikrrr
bro, Dylan is absolutely obsessed with twilight secretly and I’m LIVING for it😂😂
secretly? i don’t think there’s anything secret about it 😂
@laynie bear true that🌝
There's always something special about a guy obsessing over Twilight 😁😂
Dylan: This movie is so cringey.
Super annoying girl: I'm going to teach you how to slow dance!
Dylan: *having a mental breakdown*
This movie actually seems like fun. The movie doesn't take itself too seriously and it pokes fun at the usual tropes
Might be Dylan’s proudest movie commentary moment when he counted down to the part of that scene
Theory: the lower Dylan gets in his chair, the more he regrets putting effort into watching this movie.
"You have no wound. It's A LIE. " He can never seem to accept that this is in fact a nickelodeon parody of Twilight
I would have prefered him end up with the popular girl instead of the not like other girls girl.
@@devisrina that would have been true subversion of expectations wouldn't it
I literally kept telling myself:
“Why does this movie feel familiar?”
I erased watching this movie from my mind
Australian guy: _have you ever_ really _not wanted to go to school_ ?
every human to have ever gone through school: yes. most days.
Dylan watching any movie ever: Is this a Twilight crossover?
Dylan watching this movie: Stop making Twilight references!!!
So fun fact, the reason his accent sounds so fake isn't because he's not Australian but more to do with the fact that he does work both in the US and Australia which dulls most foreign accents to the point where they sound fake / lose a lot of their original luster.
He was so much better in nowhere boys and every witch way.
@@devisrina yep
@@devisrina Wasn't every witch way that show where everyone's acting was just awful?
@@alexbeesley7971 yes😋
Alex Beesley Yes. The storyline is good, it's just that the acting is bad. The guy plays Jax, and he's pretty good, probably the most decent character in that show.
The way Dylan has watched so many movies that he knows all the tropes and can even count down to when something will happen
“Australian and British people are like the same”
Yeah, because you thought the British guy from camp rock was Australian
I love it when his voice changes based on the level of hatred
Does anyone else hope that Dylan doesn’t have a book. And this bit just runs for eternity.
The plot twist for me is that he has a book and he does this bit until he reveals he actually is releasing the trilogy all at once.
@@frostfang1 I'm thinking this is all genius long-term marketing, hahaha
Plot twist : he already released it under a fake name and it's a hit somewhere in the world. He's only going to tell us once Netflix cut him a deal to make a movie adaptation.
@@susiem.2068 🤣🤣 While doing the movie commentary Monday ABOUT the movie
@@susiem.2068 its the Book Series his „friend“ published
"He's got a good set offf.....facial bones..constructed in a.... pleasing way" I am dead because it is just so accurate
if dylan’s book turns into a series which turns into a tv show or movie, i want him to direct it too
And then react to it
@@annikalowery3050 what a beautiful moment that would be :’)
that would be amazing
I will accept nothing less of what is sure to be a masterpiece
Ok but it took him 3 years to write 3 chapters 😭
"Grandma is legally blind!"
Dylan: Oh, his grandma is Reese Witherspoon, huh?
........... *This is why I love you*
Petition to give Dylan his own movie company so he can direct a GOOD movie:
Chasity Wilson
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Dylan: He's a fake Australian!
Me, an Aussie, who saw this guy on TV shows and in interviews knowing he was born in Melbourne: Are you sure about that?