Big Green Ogre Movie is DARKER Than You Remember
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- Опубликовано: 13 окт 2019
- It's October, so I decided to watch one of the most well known monster movies of all time, "Big Green Ogre Movie". What a classic. And let me tell you, this monster movie was disturbing!
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‘Although she lives with 7 men, she’s not easy’
Dylan: *Shocked pikachu face*
Could someone explain
@@nika.1575 ohhh thanks
But like same, this joke flew right over my head as a kid
Dylan's like "you should be chugging way more respect women juice"
I’m so dirty minded but I somehow do not understand that joke 😂
At this point I’m just watching movies with a random guy on the internet..
Several times a day...
Same
Ssh don’t think about it. Just buy into the illusion you have a friend and you’ll feel better. It’s what I do.
Best company I’ve had in a while 😂
And it is so addictive
Dylan: *cringes at the dragon romance*
Also Dylan: *crushes on ursula*
Yea she’s not a freakin animal 🤣
@@cjjackson2423 she's... she's half octopus...
@@evelynvas3800 oohhhhhh I’m thinkin of frozen 🤣🤦🏾♂️ ain’t her name ursa or sum?
@@cjjackson2423 n-no...?
Wtf is her name again from frozen. Help a nigga out damn 🤣🤣🤣
As a Scottish person i never actually clocked on that they made Shrek Scottish I just assumed thats how Orgres spoke
Wait wasn’t the voice actor Hungarian or something like that
@@posavka I mean maybe but it’s a Scottish accent he’s doing
@@posavka it's Mike Myers......
@@Kay-qy9ns oh ok thanks didn’t know that
@@user-wo3yd5ke4s didn’t know, thanks though.......
Shrek: no dead people on my table
Also Shrek: *eyeball stew*
Araani M -well would you butcher a cow on your dinner table? 😆
@@tei6256 i see i see, only _cooked_ dead people on the dinner table
@@araani8740 Yup. :)
They were slug eyes
they could be from some animal, it's just his food
I was physically uncomfortable for those few seconds that the light wasn’t green
Me too lol
I feel the pain rn. Umm like why not green
omg right? I was not going to enjoy it if he kept it blue
I'm still feeling anxious cause i know that at some point it will no longer be green
omg i was getting sureal squidward vibes...
Theory: it’s possible the dragon was feeding her right, but wat was she EATING??? SHE WAs EaTiNG KNIGHTSSS. ( I think) if u go to 12:40 u can see a cookbook about the best parts of a Knight. So it’s possible that Fiona was CANNIAble or the cookbook was just for the dragon
i neverrr noticed that omg
Considering how large the cookbook was it was probably the dragon cooking her food
Congratulations Fiona *YOU’RE* *A* *CANNIBAL*
👁👄👁
BRO. I NEVER NOTICED.
Ob my god
I just noticed that the reason why Fiona was ok with eating rats and bugs is because that's what she probably had to eat when she was trapped in the tower. I never put much thought into it but when Dylan mentioned it got me wondering too.
Either that or because she's also and ogre...
It's because she turns into a ogre at night so she eats whatever at night
No…it’s foreshadowing that she’s also an ogre just like Shrek is.
“Pick number 3 my lord✌🏽“
What about number 4?☝🏽
*Muh Lord!
Why did he sound like Patrick Star???
@@anonymousartist80 STOP 😭
LMFAOOO
Shrek probably isn’t monetize friendly because of Shrek is love Shrek is life.
Definitely because of that. 👌 People got shrekdt over that video
Are you Shreking me?
I’m still traumatized by those videos 😂 I can never look at it the same again
WinnieXOX exactly wat i thought
But shrek IS love
so no one's gonna talk about how dylan thinks fiona killing that bird to get the eggs was an accident? cause buddy...
Is it not???????????
It is she sings to loud and it explodes and so she decides to cook the eggs.
@@williamwakabi4898 but she did that on purpose cause she was out looking for food
@@wawaicedcoffee She totally did not do that on purpose. It's obvious in her face that she didn't want to kill the bird in order to get the eggs. You can she that she was trying to harmonize with the bird, they were having a bonding moment and she made a mistake and decided to roll with it.
@@faithjolley6034And I doubt the eggs would hatch/survive if she left them, even if the were fertilized. Unless there’s a second bird parent (I think it depends on species and stuff), those eggs would be left unattended and rot in the nest. Fiona did the reasonable thing, lol.
Fun Fact: After Myers had already filmed the dialogue for the who movie, he went back and demanded he rerecord in the accent. EPIC CALL
Fiona: *Exists*
Dylan: “WHO FEEDS YOU?!”
Bahahahahaha
THANK YOU!! I kept asking my parents that as a kid! (Spoiler, they didn’t know and kept telling me it’s a cartoon and not to think too hard when I comment on it now a days.)
The corpses of the knights who failed to rescue her
The funny thing is the movie answers at 12:40 and he doesn't even notice
@@ariassosa2610 Funny thing was, I thought you were joking. Then I checked the 12:40 comment. Damn man.
Apparently no one remembers the “Shrek is love Shrek is life” thing and that’s why the word Shrek is demontizable
Ok now things make sense 😂
What's the video about?
It's all ogre now
@Multimarvelkru • Oh, but I do.
Ye smh they ruined shriek :(
It just occurred to me that this movie would've been soooo much shorter if he had picked snow white cuz she was literally in Shrek's house lol
Dylan saying that Lord Farquaad looks like a mix between Cody and Noel is brutal
It just pissed me off 😂 Markiplier was RIGHT THERE
but true
“So is he like racist against all fairytale people”
-Dylan Mathews, 2019
tom lewis *who cares
you can’t reply to a funny comment if you take it too seriously
@tom lewisstop being mean wtf this is the comment section of a youtube video. stop taking this so seriously it's making you look like an asshole
These comments aren’t funny regardless. Stop it. Get some help.
@tom lewis ur a fucking 10 yr old get off youtube and go to sleep
maze who did i quote?
Nobody:
Dylan: *hE’s A pAcIfIsT*
I dont get this stupid no one thing, its not even funny xD
@@-postapokalypso-7289 Nobody:
Absolutely No one:
Postapokalypso : ItS nOT eVEn FuNnY
@@wokstar99 that however I find funny xD
It’s amazing how fiona’s dress expands and gets smaller when she changes from a slender woman to a fat ogre with no stretched seams, no rips and in both forms it is skin tight. Where can I buy me a dress like that when I’m finished eating at McDonald’s?
Same place where you can buy magic that makes people turn into ogres
What is it with green people and having stretchy clothing?
When Shrek is showering in mud, he is ✨exfoliating✨
Dylan *watches a children’s movie from 2001*
Dylan: Why isn’t he killing anyone? Why is no one dying?
Haha!!
that's just dylan during any movie commentary. always hoping people will die 😂😂
conspiracy theory very true! haha
Dylan: “Do they have kids? They better not.”
Me: “Does he not know there are like four more movies?”
He definitely needs to see the other movies now. xD
He needs to shut up and get a girlfriend. Though, she would have to be insane.
@@cl759 That seems unrelated.
@@cl759 Does she have to be a complete bitch, too? In that case, you better submit your resume.
@@cl759 I think he has a girlfriend...
Watching this again I see why Donkey is so afraid of crossing that bridge, he doesn't have hands to grab on if he falls or slips, he just has hooves. Now that would be some scary shit.
I never knew the "I have to save my ass" was referring to donkey, always thought Shrek was being selfish. Thanks Dylan
Fiona: “Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me...”
Dylan: WhO fEeDs YoU!?
😂😂😂
Shrek the musical ppl SHREK THE MUSICAL
I think she probably ate rats/mice
In the scene where shrek is walking with fiona in the castle... 12:40 in the video. If you pause you’ll see a recipe book on how to eat humans. This is how Fiona ate food, by eating the knights that tried and failed to rescue her.
Reece Upton I thought that book was for the dragon since it’s so big (the book is literally bigger than her) and also it wasn’t in Fiona’s room, and she was locked up in her room
Random Rosa pretty sure dragons can’t read ... and wouldn’t need a cook book 😂 🤷🏼♂️ Also when Fiona is there she knows which way the exit is, therefore she has clearly been down there... who knows 🤔
the mom bear becoming a carpet is the most horrible part of the movie omg 😭
I just noticed that 😭
the... show.
It is indeed. But its not a show. Its a movie
@@clairetattersall5951 but people got my point right? mistakes are allowed for non-english speakers :)
@@bruhkent6895 I thought we could use "part of the show" not only for a show but like "part of the story" kinda...but ok, let's learn something new everyday
Dylan: If she's 5'9 and he is like half her size then he must be 5'2
Everybody: *B R U H*
"she lives with seven men but she's not easy" broke me for a solid ten seconds
Shrek: *turns a live frog into a balloon animal*
Dylan: "he's a pacifist"
Ikr
he is just a pacifist to intelligent creatures, he still eats animals.
Shrek: Does literally anything
Dylan: He'S a PasIfISt
Eliza Jane Goodrich he said it as soon as I read this comment 😬
dylan just figuring out the amount of 'animal cruelty' in this movie at 18:39 as if donkey hasn't been abused the whole movie lmao
He’s sentient, doesn’t count
The reason the background looks more bland and realistic was so dreamworks could really differentiate themselves from Disney looking ugly and more realistic compared to disneys more cartoony and cute art styles
"Lord Farquaad looks like Cody Ko and Noel Miller."
poor short kings
Smh disrespecting grandfather struggle and racially ambiguous mr unsaved
I love short kings. My bf is the same height as me and i think its perfect.
G I can’t see unseen that know
Kings of the TMG kingdom
Can't unsee it.
How TF did he even think of that though? 😁
Dylan: Why isn’t he just killing them!?
Also Dylan: *DID THEY KILL THE MAMA BEAR!?* 😨
I’m probably totally, and completely wrong, but Mama Bear didn't invade shrek’s propriety
@@ginopinori no you're right, she didn't, actually couldn't because she was already killed
POOOOOORRR MAMAMMAMAMA BEAR!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
*Dylan:* Constantly in favour of characters being maimed and killed and general violence
*Also Dylan:* Believing Fiona killed the bird by accident
So did anyone else realize?
Princess Fiona married Farquaad, "that makes me King, see?! see?!"
Which makes Queen Fiona a Widow on her wedding day, were she proceeds to marry Shrek. Doesnt that make "King Shrek and Queen Fiona of Duloc"?
you could argue that the marriage of Fiona and Farquaad wasn't legitimate because it wasn't consummated, it wasn't unheard-of around succession lines
@@folded_pizza that is fair, also how the public (who was forced to watch) felt about that would sway what they told the other people of duloc (and possibly other village's near-by)
Not if the priest/bishop said "by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."
We didn't hear that part though.
@@amberslahlize7961 i did not think/realize that was necessary
@@Cantmakeupmymindonaname Of course it is. ^_^
Dylan:“shriek you’re too reckless”
Me sleep deprived : *shreckless*
Edit: thanks for the likes guys
Lmao I love this
There’s actually a halloween special called ‘scared shrekless’ I’m not kidding
SAME
Keren lol thx
maxxie mcnamara lol I didn’t know that damn
My question for this movie : how the hell does Fiona's dress not rip when she becomes an ogre?!
The same way the Hulk's pants stay on, I'd imagine.
Ronnie Blanc its part of the transformation I think
Plot armor +movie magic
Stretchy
Of all the questionable logic available to pick apart you choose clothes...
I always thought Shrek was dark but didn't stop me from watching it every day till my mom said she had enough
ME TOOOOO
2:27 the way he smiles at the camera is adorable
He’s just too cute
Does anyone else remember the movie “flushed away” that had hugh Jackman and Kate winslet in it? No. Just me.
Loved that movie
Dude that move was lit🔥
Movie*
Yes.
that movie was awesome
Dylan: he has to be at least 5’0 to 5’2
Google: “Lord Farquaad is 4’6 in height
Dylan: *shook*
As a 5’2” person, let me tell you that I end up higher than the chest of someone who’s 5’9”.
That hurt when he said that. 😭
Kathulhu don’t worry bro 4’11 life is pretty rad
Lol kind of proud I predicted Lord Farquad’s height pretty accurate. I’m 5 ft I was like no way he’s 4’7” easy
I'm 4 inches taller than him, HAH! 😂
Lord Farquaad
Lord Far-kwad
Lord Fok - wad
Lord Fuckwad??
🤔
The fact that the curse very clearly rhymes and Dylan goes on about how it doesn't... that's a very Dylan thing so I'm not even annoyed 😂😂
“You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!” This is one of the best insults that I’ve ever heard! I love it!
So.... Lord Tiny isn't 5'2", he's apparently 4'6” which I find hilarious
you mean lord fuck wad
Knowing I'm taller makes me happy
so he’s big ed?
Im taller than him :0
Im 4'11 im basically Danny Devito
Say I’m 5’2 and that’s awesome that I’m taller then that fucker
Why is this weird guy on Misoa’s RUclips channel?
🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻
what happened?
ikr I miss Misoa where is she
@Zachary Khan Remember that time when this sketchy dude kept touching Misoa's shoulder while he forced her to do skin routine with him? Gives me the chills..
I’m getting a weird feeling guys. Should we call the police?
The great thing about these classic films is that it doesn’t even matter that the backgrounds are boring, just shows how well written these characters are and the story in general to not be phased by it. Did not need fancy backgrounds to be a great movie and that’s what I love. Shriek is a great classic for sure!
"He's gonna have a _dialogue_ with the king" that line had me dying
“She enjoys cocaine and cleaning!” -Dylan 2019
Those two probably go great together
😂😂😂😂😂
"Although she lives with 7 other men, she's not easy" I would have never gotten that joke if he didn't mention it.
EDIT: Mum I'm famous!
Zoë Balafoutis she’s the only girl living with 7 men but she’s not willing to sleep with men
That’s what I thought but I could be wrong
Zoë Balafoutis „Easy“ is also often used for saying „he/dhe is easy to sleep with. They sleep with everyone“. So...yeah.
@Zoë Balafoutis shes living with seveb man but she is not having intercouse with any, shes not easy to hook up with
omgggg I got it at like 12 yo
@Zoë Balafoutis what else would you think it means?
My guy Shrek called Snow White a "dead broad" fuckin hell that's funny
This just reminded me that the sequel is a MASTERPIECE and I need to rewatch it
Fun fact: They had to re voice the whole movie because Shrek’s voice actor wanted Shrek to have an accent.
Lmd 🤣
Worth it
“Shrek’s voice actor” aka mike Myers
Actually the original actor passed away
NeOn JoRdAn yeah it was originally Chris Farley.
Nobody:
Dylan: Kissing Farquaad must be nice.
i love how there are no replies
1.1k likes and has 1 reply + 1 mine
bc there’s nothing to say, everyone simply knows it’s the truth 😍
dylans reaction to shrek pulling out a whole ass ear-wax candle from his ear lol
Dylan: I’m gonna try to mimic his accent
**Flashbacks start from back when he did a Scottish accent for a whole series**
DYLAN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T DO IT
Omg what series 😭😂
@@Saved-by-Grace. Love Island😂
dylan: shrek is legitimately disgusting
gen z: shrek is sexy
Shrexy*
😍😍😍😩💦 shrek
k koga shrek is love shrek is life🥰😍❤️🤪🤩😇
Me: *having a integrated midterm tomorrow*
Dylan: “IM REWATCHING SHERK”
Me: “I literally have nothing to do besides watching this video”
SAME DUDE SAME
I have a test at college tomorrow and I’m here
I regret everything yet I regret nothing
If this ain't me😂
Same! 😆
Good luck!!!
SHERK?
SHERKNADO?
Fund this movie.
I can’t believe I’ve been binge watching a grown man doing a commentary of various films, including movies like this one. I don’t know what and how you did it but so far you’re doing great at it.
My favourite thing ever is Dylan singing Hallelujah and then his “hallelujah” turns into a laugh at a Farquaad short joke 😂
Better title:
Ogre Daddy is rougher than we thought
Luis Downme good morning to everyone except you
ah
i see
u also r on that side of the internet
People may judge you for this but not I
i can’t believe you made me read this with my own two eyes
@@milliaboo765 lol
no one:
dylan: *imagining resting his chin on lord farquads chin while kissing*
Going back and seeing Dylan eat sour patch kids is giving me whiplash after his boycott lol
dylan: second one almost made a billion dolars
dylan obviously, the second one is the superior one
Gabriela Palima absolutely
Gabriela Palima only intellectuals know that shrek 2 is the best out of the 4 😊
the second and third are god tier
Dylan: Why isn’t he killing anyone? Why is no one dying?
Also Dylan: (Farquaad gets eaten) This movie is dark
I think it as a huge plothole, that Dylan wants murder all the time, until he gets it in Shrek, and then he's like "I'm out. This is too dark!"
“He farted that fish to death” 😂 I’m in tears
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Dylan: he’s a pacifist ogre
Lorelai pacifist* :)
I read that right as he said it
12:17 to 12:18 Question: "Who feeds you?"
Answer: "She eats the corpses of the dead knights once she turns into an ogre during the night."
Dammmn....That's a thought
Olivia Welo then what does dragon eat?
She is like “This sucker didn’t save me from the tower, at least he’s gonna save me from starving”
I watched this movie again yesterday for the first time in ten years and I totally didn't catch all the dark bits when I was younger. Yes, that's momma bear having been killed and made into a rug.
"Shrek you're too reckless."
You could say that he's . . . Shrek-less. 😎
Dylan: “he’s probably 5’2”
Me (being 5’2): 👁👄👁
It's okay, he's actually 4'6"
u not an ugly short guy tho
my exact reaction ahah
same I felt hurt
@@Sally-hc5bz Dylan is 6'4 so he wouldn't see a girl that is 5'9 tall even tho it is. I'd say 5'7+ is tall for a girl. Im 5'2 sigh
I wanna see Dylan react to a movie while drunk.
Yes
OMG YES
Omg yess😭😭
he did do a breakdown of the hunger games while drunk haha
Excuse me, beef and a movie?
By the way if anyone’s curious to the question of how Fiona was eating in the castle it was actually shown that she’s been eating people because she’s an ogre and the dragon has a cookbook on how to cook a knight and it’s been told and shown that many knights have been trying to come and save her
I can't be the only one who kept looping this part- 24:16
No one:
Not a single soul:
Dylan: *hE's a pAcIfiSt*
well, he is not wrong tho.
fioana: rhymes “norm” with “form”
dylan: that didn’t even rhyme, what a dumb spell.
ye i was like, “wait, but-“
You spelled Fioana wrong. It's F-I-O-N-A 😊
14:25 this is even more accurate now that Cody grew his hair out 😂😂
12:39 After watching this movie a thousand times I just noticed that behind them there is a giant cook book turned to the page "knightly treats" with a diagram of how to cook a knight and a massive cauldron. Maybe the dragon does do the cooking for her lol
So.... Fiona is a cannibal?
@@NinaWTF idk if it fully counts since she is half ogre
nobody:
dylan: actually posts on a monday
us: surprised pikachu face
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even Shrek himself:
Dylan:Big Green Ogre
Stop. This comment is very unfunny and the format is terrible. Stop immediately.
@Olivia I'm great actually. I'm just tired of seeing the same comment at the top of every comment section.
@@evanhouston7246 Jeez,sorry it triggered you that much
Just out of curiosity why do you find it funny to do the same comment format as so many others after it's been so overused?
@@Elena-tu6ns I'm not triggered, I just want you guys to try a little harder.
dylan: “lights! we need to be logical”
everyone’s first thought: GREEN!
dylan’s first choice “BLUE!”
13:40 the Budget was not the Problem in the year 2000. More like the limitations in Computing at that time. You know what computers where like back then?
Fun fact: They were doing The Prince of Egypt at the same time as Shrek and working on Shrek was a punishment for the animators of The Prince of Egypt.
Oml
Sariyah punishment for what
@@ravendavis3690 that's what I wondered as well...
it's way better thow.
@@paulgotik How dare...
"Shrek" is probably demonised after that weird Shrek porn era
Oh god
uh shrek what now?
And the Sherk is love Shrek is life thing
@Summer Rose yep. the shrek is love, shrek is life crazy ish.
@@elisejackson2854 SLSL ruined monetization, but boy howdy were viewers' reactions worth it.
I can't believe you cut Bad Reputation out that song slaps so hard
4:02 _they sound like that one vine when the guy squeezed all the rubber chickens._
Shrek 2 is the best shrek movie and that’s not even a debate 😤
Bob Didlboc exactly 👏💯
True
mhm
Yep
Shrek 4 is better shrek 2 is the perfect sequel but shrek 4 is better
dylan: "arrows don't ricochet"
hawkeye: * confused shrek face *
I shot an arrow at a target and it ricocheted off the target back in my direction. It was one of the most WTF moments in my life.
I feel so good for being Brazilian because Brazil's dubbing of this movie is just a masterpiece
“some of you may die but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make “ the irony that he was the only who died
Cody and Noel: exists
Dylan: i'm about to end these guys' whole career
Get off the internet, they don't do grammar correctly here.
Who?
Who thinks Dylan should dress up as flinn rider for Halloween even tho he might be a bit old for it
You're never too old to cos play
agrred
I'm sure he's got halloween parties to go to at some point
Right now
@@HUNKragor True
When he trys doing the Scottish accent
me: cry’s my Scottish heart out
Hi! Just wanted to say thank you for the conversation we had 5 years ago over dm’s, where you were extremely kind, genuine, helpful and inspirational. We talked about chasing our dreams. I was 17… now i’m 22 and about to graduate from Film School. And that conversation still holds a very special place in my heart. Thank you ❤️ We all love you
I could’ve gone my whole life never realising they killed mumma bear
same
Oh SHI
I never realized that either until this video.
When Dylan tries to copy Shrek’s accent,I get flashbacks to when he was doing Myles accent in the Love Island game series 😂
💀😂
That gave me PTSD lol
Ahmera spencer if I remember rightly,he did every accent apart from Scottish.Russian,Italian and a few others 😂
2:28
I can't get enough of his cheeky smile.
I don't know if he ever watched "The Sweetest Thing" with Cameron Diaz, but that's what they're referencing in Princess Fiona's bio.
“I’ve decided to watch a monster movie”
“Shrek” 😂😂