*Frozen II* is a DISASTER

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  • @kenzieelizabeth7558
    @kenzieelizabeth7558 4 года назад +5031

    “he’s probably going to end up marrying his mOose” “look he’s proposing to his mOoSe” “his mOoSe”

    • @faithemery4921
      @faithemery4921 4 года назад +63

      Kenzie Elizabeth it’s not even a mOoSe!!

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 4 года назад +22

      Haylee Pyles
      Yeah I died when he said reindeer and still called him a moose after😂.

    • @2doot
      @2doot 4 года назад +21

      "Reindeers are easy"
      *Proceeds to call him a moose*

    • @isaiahadams1208
      @isaiahadams1208 4 года назад +1

      Kenzie Elizabeth 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @katieboyle8085
      @katieboyle8085 3 года назад +5

      Yes but a cute moose. Make all the boy moose go hAaaAaaAa

  • @kels6578
    @kels6578 4 года назад +2203

    Anna: I like you better in leather
    Dylan: *too busy hating on Kristoff to notice*

    • @alyssagggghik
      @alyssagggghik 4 года назад +137

      Kelsie Quaney I KNOW HE MISSED ALL THE THINGS THAT MADE ME ACTUALLY LIKE THIS MOVIE

    • @thatrantinggirl7376
      @thatrantinggirl7376 3 года назад +68

      This movie told us that Anna was a freak in bed and Dylan didn't even notice 😭

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 3 года назад +3

      Is there a timestamp

  • @susansanborn5686
    @susansanborn5686 3 года назад +10021

    it made me so mad that Elsa wasn’t even at annas coronation?? like why would she just not be there lmao

    • @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
      @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 3 года назад +439

      She was too busy being the world’s best dressed hermit.

    • @-i_own_you_-
      @-i_own_you_- 3 года назад +165

      Ikr that's not nice

    • @linkinlover9
      @linkinlover9 3 года назад +520

      It wasn’t her coronation. That event was just them revealing the new statue

    • @-i_own_you_-
      @-i_own_you_- 3 года назад +37

      @@linkinlover9 oh yeahh!

    • @rylynnshintoki
      @rylynnshintoki 2 года назад +43

      How come Anna was called Queen Anna tho? Was she already queen

  • @mikaelsonwhore.6555
    @mikaelsonwhore.6555 2 года назад +3002

    “this girl sucks, I hope honeymaren is straight because she don’t deserve a love interest”
    WHEN I TELL YOU I DIED

    • @JJ-mr4vv
      @JJ-mr4vv 2 года назад +40

      I read this when he said it 💀

    • @pandiebuns6492
      @pandiebuns6492 2 года назад +37

      I love Elsa but I find this so funny 😂

    • @adriana9236
      @adriana9236 3 месяца назад +2

      Can someone tell my why this man hate elsa so much?

    • @notapeopleperson6761
      @notapeopleperson6761 3 месяца назад

      @@adriana9236she sucks in the second movie

    • @adriana9236
      @adriana9236 3 месяца назад

      @@notapeopleperson6761 why 💀 she’s not that bad actually

  • @amerleen4989
    @amerleen4989 4 года назад +4204

    Dylan: why don't people die in this series?
    Also Dylan: wait, the king died? That's so dumb

    • @StayingFast
      @StayingFast 4 года назад +26

      LMAOOOO

    • @taylormanton3013
      @taylormanton3013 4 года назад +33

      Also, the parents? 😅

    • @Someone-or8tp
      @Someone-or8tp 4 года назад +86

      He's talking about important characters that the audience gets to build a bond with. The parents don't count because we already knew they were dead from the beginning. The king doesn't count because we don't have a bond with him as the audience. He's just the Evil Guy who enacts an evil plan.

    • @estilevy2618
      @estilevy2618 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @canvas_125
      @canvas_125 3 года назад +8

      Someone exactly. The whole movie is lazy. It feels more like an extended short-feature film than an actual movie.

  • @jo_sco
    @jo_sco 4 года назад +2635

    "why isn't she getting up?" SHES GREIVING DYLAN GIVE HER A SECOND 😂

    • @Aati_Gumer
      @Aati_Gumer 4 года назад +309

      Dylan is the type of guy that when his dog dies he goes to buy a new one the next day

    • @janglees3372
      @janglees3372 4 года назад +27

      @@Aati_Gumer MUAHAHAHAHA

    • @amaadjare
      @amaadjare 4 года назад +15

      Ragnar Lothbrok _ LMFAOO

    • @_thelastdarling_
      @_thelastdarling_ 4 года назад +7

      @@Aati_Gumer 😂😂😂😂

    • @semolinalibra
      @semolinalibra 3 года назад +25

      Ragnar Lothbrok _ or hes not emotionally attached to Anna and doesn’t feel anything when she’s depressed/happy

  • @oliviapedersen8309
    @oliviapedersen8309 3 года назад +6335

    Dylan: Why is the water spirit a horse?
    The Greek Mythology nerd in me: Posiden is the god of the sea and horses!

    • @mikanchan322
      @mikanchan322 2 года назад +165

      Kinda love that but I really doubt they actually based it on that..this movie doesnt seem well thought out

    • @faithjolley6034
      @faithjolley6034 2 года назад +221

      Also, in Celtic legend, kelpies are water horses! Sometimes half horse, half fish. But i honestly wonder what happened in history that made many cultures associate water and horses together?

    • @rikkatrieseverything
      @rikkatrieseverything 2 года назад +68

      Especially considering that the horse immediately tries to drown Elsa😅 very kelpie

    • @dizzy388
      @dizzy388 2 года назад +49

      @Chiagoziem chelsea Nwoko eh, disney has crossed a lot of mythology wires here, it's not like it's an honest recreation of the snow queen, by any stretch of the imagination. they probably just borrowed from different cultures of mythology.

    • @kayleegeyer3633
      @kayleegeyer3633 2 года назад +5

      Honestly I didn’t even think of that I just thought of the movie the water horse. And if you haven’t seen it go watch it! It’s amazing

  • @brookb5890
    @brookb5890 3 года назад +1399

    Honestly my favorite thing about Frozen II is the special feature they show where the writers/creators are literally like "we had no idea what to do with the movie, they pushed us to keep to a schedule, it was a really toxic environment, and this is what we came up with... we're sorry, but we're glad it's over" and Disney tried to spin it like it was a challenge but somehow not corporate's fault? LOL you guys... ya'll so dumb.

  • @jennyo7218
    @jennyo7218 4 года назад +4481

    "because if she's not with him, he'll probably be with his moose"
    1 SECOND LATER
    *"HE'S PROPOSING TO HIS MOOSE"*

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 3 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Cryptic._.
      @Cryptic._. 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @angelito.3457
      @angelito.3457 3 года назад +23

      It's a fucking reindeer 😭

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 3 года назад +12

      @@angelito.3457 justice for Sven the reindeer

    • @Narra0002
      @Narra0002 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @annaptakova3242
    @annaptakova3242 4 года назад +2981

    Frozen 2: Water, Earth, Fire, Air.
    Me: So Elsa's an avatar.
    Frozen 2: I can feel it, with my powers.
    Me: Aaand now she's a jedi.

    • @lilli2544
      @lilli2544 4 года назад +19

      Anna Ptáková shes to powerful

    • @unknownlyn750
      @unknownlyn750 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 года назад +4

      Yeah she is the one true savior of them all

    • @carysrankinmills8679
      @carysrankinmills8679 4 года назад +11

      But everything changed when the fire nation attacked

    • @sexykabuto6368
      @sexykabuto6368 4 года назад +1

      she can be everything now..

  • @ankyfire
    @ankyfire 3 года назад +3643

    As much as I loved ranting about Kristoff, he’s a great character and pretty much a perfect guy.
    He’s cute, he puts Anna’s needs first when she needs that (I’m here, what do you need?), he gives her space in their relationship (my love is not fragile), is just overall sweet, dependable, loyal, and... yeah. Perfect.
    Anna couldn’t have done better, he’s the best.

    • @MulettoMotorsports
      @MulettoMotorsports 3 года назад +123

      Yeah, he's kind of a doormat though?
      99% of people would dip after being left in the middle of nowhere. But Disney loves to rant about a lifelong enamour that doesn't exist.

    • @monetchandler1654
      @monetchandler1654 2 года назад +233

      I agree that Kristoff is great, but Anna is not. She treats him terribly. They had a lot of issues with their relationship, but just brush past that by "fixing" it with a proposal. Kristoff shouldn't put up with her. She's insecure and picks other people over him every time.

    • @sophiawahdan
      @sophiawahdan 2 года назад +2

      I agree!

    • @sophiawahdan
      @sophiawahdan 2 года назад +15

      @@monetchandler1654 this is so true

    • @alina-87
      @alina-87 2 года назад +81

      I'll give you the perfect guy maybe, but in this movie he sure as heck isn't a good character, he does basically nothing and isn't in most of the movie, they ruined him, he was interesting in the first and then in the second they didn't know what to do with him and became guy who's trying to propose and that's it

  • @dizzydaydreamwishes
    @dizzydaydreamwishes 2 года назад +1242

    I remember thinking in the theater that the reveal about Elsa didn't make any freaking sense and feeling so disappointed that there was actually no one at the end of the voice that it was just basically a memory of her mom. It felt so anticlimactic.
    And then I saw an interview of one of the writers basically saying that they had written basically the whole movie and then came to a complete standstill realizing that they hadn't figured out who was behind the voice and I'm like 🤦 yep, that checks out.

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 2 года назад +54

      Good writing takes time. If you try to rush it, it'll be just a convoluted mess.
      For one of the screenplays I wrote for a movie I want to make, it took some time, a bit of rewriting and rearranging, and taking out unnecessary lines to make it work. Now I'm pretty happy with the result.
      Too bad the writers of this film didn't follow suit!

    • @xylypotatohead3947
      @xylypotatohead3947 2 года назад +64

      @@artbytesia I think they didn't have enough time and were rushed which is a shame

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 2 года назад +44

      @@xylypotatohead3947 Yeah, it is. Companies need to realize that rushing is not a good idea.

    • @jarleyquinn8715
      @jarleyquinn8715 Год назад +1

      Yeah it’s probably a good thing frozen 3 is in production rn for the next few years. It’ll give them a lot more time and space to figure out her powers and a legit good story plot for Anna, something more interesting for kristoff than just “guy who fckin wants to propose but something happens and it gets delayed” cliche like no stop it. And maybe, just maybe uhm just a suggestion: KILL OLAF.

  • @clare3961
    @clare3961 4 года назад +12244

    Dylan can't come after Kristoff and Sven when it's literally him and Julius.

  • @SaveMeMoon
    @SaveMeMoon 4 года назад +2052

    "1 minute ago"... Self isolation is so bad for me, I do nothing but stare at the youtube front page until something new is uploaded...

    • @Pumpkin0_0
      @Pumpkin0_0 4 года назад +14

      Well, you could learn something new while you're at it. The quarantine isn't going to last forever and you'll realize later that you just wasted all this time. lol

  • @nazaabdo1292
    @nazaabdo1292 Год назад +374

    Anna is so freaking psychotic/insecure/neurotic/anxious every time she speaks with Kristoff that when I watched the movie every time they spoke I rolled my eyes back so hard my head almost did a 360 spin

    • @OneRandomSam
      @OneRandomSam Год назад +18

      Well I think that makes sense for her (to some extent). She was always pushed away as a kid and dreamed for someone to love her and someone to care about her. She finally gets that and now she doesn't want to lose it again. It makes a little bit of sense that she'd worry about those she loves the most leaving her again. HOWEVER, it only makes sense for her relationship with her sister and Olaf. Her being so over the top paranoid over Kristoff was STUPID af because it was clear that they wanted to make her insecurity in their relationship a running gag. She hates change and wants to keep her loved ones close forever, which makes sense for all the loneliness she had during childhood. But her insecurity toward Kristoff was NOT IT because it made things a lot less romantic like it should have been

  • @skulldinosaur1792
    @skulldinosaur1792 3 года назад +664

    Anna -singing about mourning her sister and her having to “do the next right thing”
    Dylan- GET THE F UP!

  • @SoraMiyano
    @SoraMiyano 4 года назад +5221

    Dylan: He's got some thin lips
    Me: *looks at Dylan's lips* I'm gonna tell him
    Ana: Dont you dare

  • @puredemon5926
    @puredemon5926 4 года назад +8177

    I like that Olaf was having an existential crisis throughout the whole thing at like, three years old.

    • @spadesgrl
      @spadesgrl 4 года назад +317

      Kids ask some damn good psychological/deep questions when they're young, honestly! I've taught kids anywhere from 6 weeks old to 12 years old, and as soon as they start to talk, they sometimes ask the most interesting questions. Olaf has book facts, just the naivete of a child :)

    • @matthewmazzatto8003
      @matthewmazzatto8003 4 года назад +85

      I wish most of his jokes were the existential crisis stuff instead of the cringey recaps and utter random dialogue. He could've actually been funny instead of dragging down the plot.

    • @marshmallowsareprettygreat2005
      @marshmallowsareprettygreat2005 4 года назад +25

      I mean... technically it was a midlife crisis

    • @avew6448
      @avew6448 3 года назад +8

      @Joshua Singh I wish they killed someone other than olaf.. olaf is so cute. ;c

    • @milk5028
      @milk5028 3 года назад +9

      puberty :((((

  • @hannahwork2840
    @hannahwork2840 3 года назад +1318

    I am offended. "Show Yourself" made me cry.

    • @littlemothbigwings6765
      @littlemothbigwings6765 3 года назад +81

      me too, actually the whole movie mad ele cry, I love Frozen 2 so much 🥺

    • @feli3051
      @feli3051 3 года назад +33

      The Song was great, the visuals in the movie to the Song not so much.

    • @RogueWolf-fs4vy
      @RogueWolf-fs4vy 3 года назад +16

      I f**king love that song

    • @ebonih7138
      @ebonih7138 3 года назад +4

      The only children song in my phone 😂

    • @mahrah1615
      @mahrah1615 2 года назад +2

      same, i love this song

  • @agnieszkab.2882
    @agnieszkab.2882 3 года назад +385

    "If Honey did have an affair with Flynn inside this forest. She experienced peak masculinity. There's nothing left to explore with men. Everything else is a disappointment. So it would make sense if she then switched to women." At this part, I totally lost it :D

  • @jupitersailor
    @jupitersailor 4 года назад +1597

    Kristoff:
    Dylan: His mullet? WACK. His lips? WACK. His carrot scarf? WACK.

    • @darceygrace634
      @darceygrace634 4 года назад +8

      IM SCREAMING-

    • @magnolean9762
      @magnolean9762 4 года назад +13

      Flynn: ME I’M TIGHT AS F*CK!

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 4 года назад +3

      Brianna Gordon IM HYPERVENTILATING OH MY CHUCK

  • @nataliekeller817
    @nataliekeller817 4 года назад +1633

    Children’s movie: fun, innocent, lighthearted
    Dylan: but what if there’s a MURDER?!

    • @sevonalexander3653
      @sevonalexander3653 4 года назад +34

      then they killed the king and he's like that's dumb

    • @harasnicole
      @harasnicole 4 года назад +2

      Children's movies haven't always been fun and innocent, though.

    • @TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003
      @TheSuperMarioBrosMovieFan2003 4 года назад +1

      You should have a great time and a great movie and I will see ya soon

  • @Olivetree80
    @Olivetree80 3 года назад +1889

    I don't understand how a person can hate Kristoff

    • @sophiawahdan
      @sophiawahdan 2 года назад +136

      Honestly true. A lot of people hate on him, but he’s probably the most selfless Disney prince.

    • @lets_wrapitup
      @lets_wrapitup 2 года назад +68

      @@sophiawahdan especially considering he’s not a prince

    • @reneelucero2923
      @reneelucero2923 2 года назад +124

      Because he’s super boring

    • @christellazihalirwa1536
      @christellazihalirwa1536 2 года назад +74

      He's boring...

    • @sathyanarayanay.h.9630
      @sathyanarayanay.h.9630 2 года назад +22

      @@reneelucero2923 for all ur toxic asses. A good person is boring. Stfu...

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 3 года назад +302

    Frozen 2 is a forgettable and anti climatic toy commercial/ tech demo.
    The characters don’t interact much, plot points keep getting introduced and immediately forgotten after with no resolution. The plot is non existent and vague. And everyone’s character is butchered. Elsa is even more distant and cold to her sister, Anna is now a clingy whiner, and Kristoff had so little purpose they gave him a 1930’s comedy sketch routine as a character.
    The ending comes out of nowhere and feels undeserved.

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 2 года назад +8

      I'm glad I never saw it then, and have no plans to see it!
      You want a good recent sequel? Watch Mary Poppins Returns or Paddington 2! Heck, even Sonic 2 looks awesome! But this? Hey, no.

    • @2l84me8
      @2l84me8 2 года назад +13

      @@artbytesia And it’s a shame too because the first Frozen felt very unique and memorable. There was just so much squandered potential and it hurts that a forgettable sequel now taints the magical feeling Disney once had for the sake of profit. I honestly keep forgetting this movie came out and it’s clearly not aging well.
      I felt pretty empty at the ending credits and don’t really recommend.

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 2 года назад +8

      @@2l84me8 What was so unique about the first one? Most of the stuff it did had been done in earlier Disney films.

    • @2l84me8
      @2l84me8 2 года назад +8

      @@artbytesia I dunno, they tackled issues on mental illness. There’s also expression of true love via family rather than cliche romantic love. It’s got one of the most fleshed out princesses of all time in Anna. Sure the film is a bit overrated but I think it stands the test of time compared to the sequel.

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 2 года назад +9

      @@2l84me8 You have your opinions. I don't agree that it really broke new ground, specifically. I do respect them for doing the true-love thing differently, but for me, you need more than that for a masterful movie.

  • @kyliebryant9595
    @kyliebryant9595 4 года назад +1456

    Kristoff: “Reindeer”
    Dylan: “moose”

  • @kieunguyen8730
    @kieunguyen8730 4 года назад +3470

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    *"The name is Rider"*
    Dylan: RiDer?? FLYNN RIDER! hiS cHilD

    • @miriaslam5472
      @miriaslam5472 4 года назад +32

      Kieu nguyen Dylan is literally Flynn Rider

    • @sofiamonteiro7728
      @sofiamonteiro7728 4 года назад +7

      Rider Rider is that you

    • @mr.worldwide5971
      @mr.worldwide5971 4 года назад +5

      ryder*

    • @juliemassam933
      @juliemassam933 4 года назад +5

      I actually read a theory that Flynn could have visited the mysterious tribe and maybe that's where he got his name.

    • @kieunguyen8730
      @kieunguyen8730 4 года назад +1

      @@mr.worldwide5971 nah it's rider I googled it xD

  • @dwaekkisinsanity5233
    @dwaekkisinsanity5233 Год назад +334

    I have never met anyone who hated Kristoff or even disliked him. Dylan, you really are an exceptional man.

    • @radioactive_baby0706
      @radioactive_baby0706 Год назад +26

      Right, like out of all the princes, Kristoff is one of the only ones I'd ever actually date if they were real.

    • @vilmavenla
      @vilmavenla Год назад +22

      @@radioactive_baby0706 right next to naveen, flynn rider and aladdin.

    • @wavesjd0pe
      @wavesjd0pe Год назад +10

      I also don't like him 🥲

    • @missyandere1647
      @missyandere1647 11 месяцев назад +6

      I hate him so much

    • @Rikrobat
      @Rikrobat 11 месяцев назад +11

      I dislike the writing of Kristoff's character in Frozen II; he deserved much better.

  • @olivia4534
    @olivia4534 3 года назад +809

    Frozen does music like real musical theater, it's not always exciting or upbeat, it's emotional.

    • @MulettoMotorsports
      @MulettoMotorsports 3 года назад +112

      The problem with that is that if the audience doesn't connect with the emotion, it's just boring.
      Unlike theater, these movies have visual effects that are supposed to enhance songs, and in Frozen they usually overshadow them.

    • @era6704
      @era6704 2 года назад +39

      True. Like the songs in this movie were great even better than the first one (except the kristoff one it was ok). Plus him saying that the visual and colours were boring was like idk waht to say, it doesn't have to be colourful like rainbow to be beautiful it can be beautiful without such colours too. Sometimes minimum colours is better than maximum colour. Idk why he hates frozen series so much.

    • @linneascameraroll
      @linneascameraroll 2 года назад +17

      literally! the song about being depressed sung by anna isnt gonna be upbeat

    • @LightYagami31415
      @LightYagami31415 2 года назад +14

      No it's just boring af.

    • @olivia4534
      @olivia4534 2 года назад +24

      @@LightYagami31415 I just don't agree, but I understand it's not for everyone, it just seems like a lot of people unfairly hate on Frozen because it was so overhyped and popularized.

  • @bthwrts
    @bthwrts 4 года назад +2533

    Dylan: why is the water spirit a horse? Why not a sea horse?
    Me: it's a HORSE made from the SEA. It is a literal SEA horse

    • @4amstorm
      @4amstorm 4 года назад +134

      well, also poseidon’s animal was the horse

    • @alyshaharper8730
      @alyshaharper8730 4 года назад +116

      Horses and water are closely associated in European folklore.

    • @rosewinter4818
      @rosewinter4818 4 года назад +15

      It’s also a real being in old lore

    • @lizzev4518
      @lizzev4518 4 года назад +33

      I believe the horse is modeled after the Kelpie..

    • @crazyfrytka
      @crazyfrytka 4 года назад +37

      It`s literally a nordic spirit that`s called Nokk (or sth like that).

  • @cherrykamino
    @cherrykamino 4 года назад +1891

    Dylan saying death aint a concept to Disney
    Olaf: Their parents are DEAD.

    • @Walnutcase9
      @Walnutcase9 4 года назад +67

      what Dyan should have said was killing characters we've grown attached to isn't a concept to Disney

    • @ManubibiWalsh
      @ManubibiWalsh 4 года назад

      Also he said that and then complained that the old king isn’t dead.

    • @ManubibiWalsh
      @ManubibiWalsh 4 года назад +4

      Charlene Starr because it’s a lazy cop out for a story and death is boring. It’s way more interesting to explore how a character grieves, not how a character dies.

    • @rutuesday
      @rutuesday 4 года назад +11

      @@ManubibiWalsh but if there is no permanence to the things that a character is grieving about, then it takes away any emotional stakes or gravitas

    • @Breadcrumbs_1803
      @Breadcrumbs_1803 4 года назад +4

      @@Walnutcase9 bridge of terabithia the character dies

  • @aadyakhazanchi21
    @aadyakhazanchi21 3 года назад +223

    Dylan: **makes fun of kristoff's singing**
    King George III: **sending a fully armed battalion to show you his love intensifies**

  • @groetjesuitverweggistan
    @groetjesuitverweggistan 2 года назад +178

    Kristoff is one of the best male characters in Disney. ‘I’m here, what do you need?’ Ugh that line deserves so much more attention, Kristoff helps her without asking anything in return. He is lovely. But I love Flynn more😜

  • @SprinkledSun
    @SprinkledSun 4 года назад +1854

    "My name's Rider"
    *Dylan triggered*
    "Flynn Rider?! His child? He had an affair?!"

    • @ellabishop5337
      @ellabishop5337 4 года назад +15

      Aimée Landry And I’m over here screaming, “DIPPERS BACK!!!!!!”

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 4 года назад +8

      exactly my reaction when i watched it yesterday

    • @S.archotic
      @S.archotic 3 года назад +4

      Ok but think ab this lmao, in the first movie u can see a teaser of him and rapunzel going into the castle for the whole party thing. So technicallyyyyy they could’ve done that for years and he did have an affair👀

  • @dangermenatwork
    @dangermenatwork 4 года назад +33080

    "death isn't a real concept to Disney"
    every Disney parent ever: am I a joke to you

    • @user-xj3jm6gy1z
      @user-xj3jm6gy1z 4 года назад +102

      Not just parents slow

    • @ladylynx9891
      @ladylynx9891 4 года назад +414

      On screen death*

    • @SamanthaGonzalez-vm3lk
      @SamanthaGonzalez-vm3lk 4 года назад +63

      some parents made it

    • @elishanc
      @elishanc 4 года назад +46

      "mandatory" is a better word for that

    • @ya4girls1
      @ya4girls1 4 года назад +264

      Plenty of Disney Villians have died too Maleficent, Ursula, Scar, Clayton, Hopper etc. I'll admit Disney has backed off of this in recent years. But old school Disney had no problem viciously killing villians.

  • @PullipKisses
    @PullipKisses 3 года назад +147

    I like Dylan's observations on movies. I had noticed the backgrounds and scenery were dull in many scenes, but I didn't mention anything thinking maybe that was just to my perspective. Once he mentioned it I felt like "ok, so it's not just me"

  • @onebuffalo5402
    @onebuffalo5402 3 года назад +81

    This movie would have greatly benefitted from an additional 20-30 minutes of run time to actually flesh out the plot correctly.

  • @asila_ss
    @asila_ss 4 года назад +2762

    Anna: *Depressed because her boyfriend ran off somewhere, her sister and what maybe her best friend are dead, and she’s completely alone*
    Dylan: Get the fxck up.
    I-

    • @hannahkovalcik2905
      @hannahkovalcik2905 4 года назад +32

      Lmao

    • @katemacleod1728
      @katemacleod1728 4 года назад +20

      Also Dylan, earlier in the video: MAKE HER INSECURE!

    • @alittlefella985
      @alittlefella985 4 года назад +59

      @@katemacleod1728 he said NOT make her insecure though

    • @katemacleod1728
      @katemacleod1728 4 года назад +4

      Luminous Lilypad oh really? Whoops

    • @infamous0113
      @infamous0113 4 года назад +15

      i love that everyone loves the movie more than the first then dylan is like.... 😂😂

  • @Neevkl_7
    @Neevkl_7 4 года назад +3139

    I wish during “Into the Unknown” some random guy in the distance shouted “*Shut up its 3AM!*”

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 года назад +88

      That would've been amazing

    • @RA-hh7ji
      @RA-hh7ji 4 года назад +21

      SHE IS THE FRICKING *QUEEN*

    • @ghaidaachihi203
      @ghaidaachihi203 4 года назад +3

      Neevkl _7 me and my friend fully said that when we watched it

    • @orbitalsteak841man5
      @orbitalsteak841man5 4 года назад +3

      Neevkl _7 OH BOY 3AM *eats krappy patty*

    • @jaeseok6982
      @jaeseok6982 4 года назад +3

      Wow very original

  • @saphriaflaans462
    @saphriaflaans462 Год назад +25

    Has anyone explained that theory that Elsa is actually dead? The spirit took her body of sorts. When Anna asks if it's her, she doesn't answer. But she does agree she's the spirit. It's what they say"the unknown" is: death.

    • @beckchapman7237
      @beckchapman7237 Месяц назад +1

      I like this way more than the reality of how rushed the writers were 😭

  • @OneRandomSam
    @OneRandomSam Год назад +25

    Anna was the true hero of both movies and Elsa was the unspoken antagonist. She made everything harder for them to survive or succeed in their mission. The only thing i dislike about Anna was how they wrote her paranoia toward kristoff - it was unnecessary and only used as a joke. Other than that, she was noble and brave, just and undeniably loyal.

  • @abbysurley6455
    @abbysurley6455 4 года назад +2285

    Elsa: “I can hear you”
    Dylan: “I didn’t say anything”

  • @Tilleyforever44
    @Tilleyforever44 4 года назад +1791

    “Where’s Olaf? He’s ol-lost”. No. He’s ol-off doing his own thing

  • @fromloverboy
    @fromloverboy 2 года назад +76

    Anna: *has a realistic immediate grief response for a co-dependent person*
    Dylan: "Get the fuck up, this is boring."

  • @imboringidkwhyimalive
    @imboringidkwhyimalive 2 года назад +45

    Him making Percy Jackson inside jokes without even knowing it- I love it

  • @magroze
    @magroze 4 года назад +2311

    “What if someone got murdered in an enchanted forest?” Literally predicts the whole reason for conflict in this movie in the first ten minutes 😂😂😂

    • @sarahslade7263
      @sarahslade7263 4 года назад +64

      He’s a professional movie watcher 😎

    • @lilypascual1371
      @lilypascual1371 4 года назад +42

      plus he predicted that the mom saved the dad 🤣🤣

    • @chloe-pl2gh
      @chloe-pl2gh 4 года назад +21

      And he predicted the ice dam, and that Elsa was the fifth spirit, and predicted that Anna was gonna be the new queen.

    • @lookingforlove839
      @lookingforlove839 3 года назад +10

      @@chloe-pl2gh and that the movie is bad

    • @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093
      @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm3093 3 года назад +2

      @@lilypascual1371 Pretty sure everyone predicted that

  • @plainrosiejane
    @plainrosiejane 4 года назад +573

    "why is the water spirit a horse though"
    in greek mythology, horses are thought to be born from the sea.

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas 4 года назад +60

      A Nokk is a horse water spirit in Germanic Mythology. There are various folklore with this mythical creature under different names, like the kelpie in Scottish folklore.
      Edit: I looked it up, and it's "nøkken" in norwegian, so it would make more sense that is based off Norwegian folklore.

    • @aelinaag
      @aelinaag 4 года назад +18

      In Greek mythology it’s because Poseidon created them.

    • @drdrdrk
      @drdrdrk 4 года назад +7

      I know there are Kelpie, the water spirits, in Scottish mythology.

    • @UndeadExorc1st
      @UndeadExorc1st 4 года назад +9

      Frozen is set in Norway and nøkken has been described as a horse at times

    • @alfiesurprise101
      @alfiesurprise101 4 года назад +4

      Also the foam which waves make is sometimes called "white horses"

  • @garrettbaird5036
    @garrettbaird5036 Год назад +56

    I liked how he kept calling Sven a moose even during the song about Sven being a reindeer😂

  • @motionblurofhappy7804
    @motionblurofhappy7804 2 года назад +25

    I know it’s been a year but he said “what is this an 80s soundtrack” lmao in the documentary for frozen two the couple that made the music specifically wanted to make an 80s power ballad for kristoffs song.

  • @madispeed4023
    @madispeed4023 4 года назад +3498

    anna: physically depressed because she lost her sister and her snowman friend, didn’t know where kristoff was
    dylan, for some reason: gEt Up

    • @GopherCakeStuff
      @GopherCakeStuff 4 года назад +318

      There is no chemistry between Anna and Kristoff. I bet she forgot about him too 👀
      I see more between him and his reindeer.

    • @seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154
      @seesawonezerotwosixonenine7154 4 года назад +152

      Exactly. Every other criticism is fair enough but thay scene was great :/

    • @davidm7515
      @davidm7515 4 года назад +143

      @@eleven-hopper anna and kristoff who had chemistry through the entirety of frozen 1: am i a joke to you?

    • @eleven-hopper
      @eleven-hopper 4 года назад +102

      @@davidm7515 that's why i said "this" movie meaning the second one.
      i'm not denying that they didn't have chemistry in the first one cause they did. just not in this one

    • @insertname193
      @insertname193 4 года назад +65

      StarlightDavid99 kristof wasn't a throw away character in the first one

  • @alejandramorales5855
    @alejandramorales5855 4 года назад +3431

    "I hope Honey is straight because you don't deserve a love interest" LMAO LDKALDLA

    • @yuhgetittoit9269
      @yuhgetittoit9269 3 года назад +66

      This is underrated 😭😭

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂😂

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 3 года назад +56

      Neither of them do, they just met. They seem more like best friends in a campfire.

    • @rajkucha72
      @rajkucha72 3 года назад +23

      @@normadgarmez7026 agree more like a substitute sister for elsa when anna is away😁😅😆

    • @kitasukirimi988
      @kitasukirimi988 3 года назад +15

      Goddamn he came for her throat, ice queen got burnt

  • @ajeethamenezes5568
    @ajeethamenezes5568 3 года назад +27

    "So he actually did die in the first leg of the plan"
    Bruh, the plan was to get the dam up, and that was successful.
    He just fell off a cliff like a careless person.

  • @justalad8847
    @justalad8847 2 года назад +18

    13:35
    The missed opportunity tho:
    Hey, what’s your name?
    Honey? Sweet.

  • @laravio
    @laravio 4 года назад +2865

    I’ve never been more disappointed that he didn’t react to Olaf’s recap of the first movie...

    • @amyiverson2387
      @amyiverson2387 4 года назад +144

      Yeah, or react to Olaf's song!

    • @Loveandbeauty79
      @Loveandbeauty79 4 года назад +21

      Same :((

    • @mar6140
      @mar6140 4 года назад +211

      Or he didn't laugh at the Samantha scene

    • @Littleotter_
      @Littleotter_ 4 года назад +294

      He probably had to hide the evidence of him enjoying some bits of the movie

    • @sergiothesicko2695
      @sergiothesicko2695 4 года назад +82

      I'm disappointed from the whole reaction from Frozen to frozen 2

  • @marissaashleyy
    @marissaashleyy 4 года назад +13619

    the title should be “100 reasons why dylan hates kristoff”

  • @artbytesia
    @artbytesia 2 года назад +18

    7:50: WHAT? How the hey does THAT work? She has ICE magic! NOT clairvoyance! How could frigging ICE MAGIC detect that something is good? That doesn't make any sense!

    • @alexandersmith4731
      @alexandersmith4731 2 года назад +3

      She can't even do that in the first movie 😂, she surely didn't feel Hans was trying to kill her, or Anna literally shouting she wants to help her but she still plunges her ice towards Anna, Elsa is all over the place in her powers I swear

    • @artbytesia
      @artbytesia 2 года назад +3

      @@alexandersmith4731 Yeah, precisely! It's like even the writers have no idea how her powers are supposed to work! It's not like with Discord, where the writers can do whatever they want him to do with his powers and have it make sense at the same time! It just doesn't work that way!

  • @chizera9931
    @chizera9931 Год назад +24

    This video was fun with all the jokes and Dylan being Dylan, but honestly I don't think this movie deserves that much hate 😂 I think Elsa and Anna represent attachment style issues quite well here, and Kristoff is overall just a good, healthy character. Cinema Therapy has made some pretty good videos about this movie, I absolutely recommend them!

  • @ab-vz4ps
    @ab-vz4ps 4 года назад +796

    Elsa: "you dont have to hide, show yourself"
    Dylan: *subtly pops up on the screen*

    • @ab-vz4ps
      @ab-vz4ps 4 года назад

      @Bapsae Bapsae SAMEEEE

    • @harshit6748
      @harshit6748 4 года назад

      Can you tell me the time stamp?

    • @ab-vz4ps
      @ab-vz4ps 4 года назад +1

      @@harshit6748 17:24

    • @m.a.2658
      @m.a.2658 4 года назад

      a b Lol, it wasn’t even subtle 😂. He popped up like it was whack-a-mole

  • @mj-dj9bp
    @mj-dj9bp 4 года назад +2724

    Dylan : This girl sucks, I hope honeymaren is straight because she don't deserve a love interest.
    Me : *dies*

    • @formes.
      @formes. 4 года назад +40

      Elsa can have me tho, cause shes cute in this movie soooo

    • @sailorcat
      @sailorcat 4 года назад +73

      I'd be glad if she had no love interest, cause in my headcanon she's asexual.

    • @CrowHousePress
      @CrowHousePress 4 года назад +19

      @@kyndreds as a bi ace dude, that's definitely possible lol

    • @miapena4280
      @miapena4280 4 года назад +16

      Sailor Cat I agree! I’ve never seen her with a love interest. She needs no woman or man! 🥺❤️

    • @dangermenatwork
      @dangermenatwork 4 года назад +18

      aromantics need as much love as the gays, I hope Elsa doesn't get a love interest

  • @oblivionangel13
    @oblivionangel13 2 года назад +43

    Anna's song and the reason behind this song means a lot to me. Hearing Kristen talk about it and how it reminds her of her own struggles with mental health ... Not a dry eye. There are some really good covers of this song and you can hear the anguish and then hope. It's a beautiful song.

  • @thebeets6055
    @thebeets6055 3 года назад +22

    Dylan I don't think I'm the only one that would love a detailed review where you go through cinematography and choice of colors and all that stuff because you notice some really impressive things about movies! Like the thing about this movie not being as pretty and reusing the same scenery is so true I didn't even notice it!

  • @nym0s177
    @nym0s177 4 года назад +1547

    Dylan: "Ok but the water levels would rise significantly"
    I THOUGHT THAT TOO

    • @masonhorger5625
      @masonhorger5625 4 года назад +16

      Abigail Howard I mean it’s a lake that’s going into the ocean so I don’t think it would rise that much

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 4 года назад +1

      me too!

    • @nym0s177
      @nym0s177 4 года назад +20

      @@masonhorger5625 but the water levels should rise, even temporarily in Arendelle

    • @masonhorger5625
      @masonhorger5625 4 года назад +5

      Abigail Howard we’ve also seen Elsa create ice out of nowhere as well as make it disappear so there’s a possibility that she just made it disappear.

    • @helenarosno
      @helenarosno 4 года назад +9

      This movie was full of so many bs plot devices xD

  • @osnaikaaugustin9259
    @osnaikaaugustin9259 4 года назад +1762

    Dylan: “when the word needed him the most... he. . . DiSaPpEaReD
    Katara: ಠ_ಠ

    • @janvi1479
      @janvi1479 4 года назад +148

      the word "vanished": am i a joke to you?

    • @chulol7935
      @chulol7935 4 года назад +9

      Janvi DEADASS

    • @madisonwaycaster9832
      @madisonwaycaster9832 4 года назад +5

      IT'S "VANISHED"!

    • @autumndavenport4477
      @autumndavenport4477 4 года назад +4

      I wanna see Dylan do an A:TLA commentary

    • @reneelucero2923
      @reneelucero2923 3 года назад

      @@autumndavenport4477 SAAAAME, thought at the same time I don't wanna see him making fun of the best TV show of all time.

  • @amelie6265
    @amelie6265 2 года назад +9

    The teenager belonging to the Forest People is named Ryder and modelled to honor the Chris Buck's son (the co-director), who died of a disease a few years before this movie. It's being talked about in the Frozen 2 documentary on Disney +. Very touching moment.

  • @rorzovameduza4242
    @rorzovameduza4242 3 года назад +21

    7:02 literally me every time I'm trying to be more confident

  • @katsshantytown8701
    @katsshantytown8701 4 года назад +1234

    Olaf: “I’m surprised you can last an hour.
    Dylan: *shocked Pikachu face*

  • @nevermoore8692
    @nevermoore8692 4 года назад +2764

    Frozen 2: "air, fire, water, and earth"
    Me: "And then everything changed when the fire nation attacked."
    My family: "do you have to say that every time?"

    • @lordindulgence
      @lordindulgence 4 года назад +88

      NeverMoore You, to family: *Y E S*

    • @ngli
      @ngli 3 года назад +14

      Lol my mum is trying to make me less obsessed with it 😂😂😂

    • @etherealedits434
      @etherealedits434 3 года назад +40

      I tried so hard not to shout at the screen in the movie theater “ITS IN THE WRONG ORDER”

    • @snugglemuffinsunny5642
      @snugglemuffinsunny5642 3 года назад +18

      I actually said this at the theater and my boyfriend hit me 😂😂😂

    • @nevermoore8692
      @nevermoore8692 3 года назад +8

      Sunny And Bunny I had to bite my tongue in the theater so I wouldn’t say it out loud

  • @wolfiedaqueenn3728
    @wolfiedaqueenn3728 3 года назад +40

    Love how he’s tearing down Anna in do the next right thing, wouldn’t you be depressed if your sis died

  • @ihlmm2910
    @ihlmm2910 2 года назад +90

    hi Dylan🖐 I'm from Ukraine and my city has been attacked by Russia for last 3 days and it's getting worse every day but I've just wanted to say that l feel very relaxed when I'm watching your videos and it's a rare thing when i can feel like this because of the things that happen right now so thank you a lot😊

    • @theclairewhy
      @theclairewhy 2 года назад +10

      I hope you're alright, stay safe 💕

    • @ihlmm2910
      @ihlmm2910 2 года назад

      @@theclairewhy thx, l hope this will end someday

    • @CCEnby85
      @CCEnby85 Год назад +3

      Stay safe man!

    • @katm8128
      @katm8128 Год назад

      Ok

    • @alexayurchenko9689
      @alexayurchenko9689 3 месяца назад

      Його канал це єдине, що допомогло мені зберегти здоровий глузд. Сподіваюсь, у тебе все добре. Слава Україні🇺🇦

  • @april00026000
    @april00026000 4 года назад +5850

    They really tried to sell ice as the fifth element ..... ice is just frozen water boo, do better

    • @bruty16
      @bruty16 4 года назад +564

      Really. Like try electricity
      Lightning is natural..could be an element🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @zilverplayer8805
      @zilverplayer8805 4 года назад +321

      The elements are just states. Solid, liquid, gas and plasma. Also called earth, water, air and fire. The states are dependent on temperature. Actually ice wouldnt be water, but earth, since its in its solid state.

    • @suki7608
      @suki7608 4 года назад +21

      Jaide Perez lightning is just statically charged water

    • @april00026000
      @april00026000 4 года назад +172

      @@suki7608 that is not ... correct suki

    • @Maria-hw1uq
      @Maria-hw1uq 4 года назад +38

      @@suki7608 huh ? no

  • @gramps3351
    @gramps3351 4 года назад +938

    "How did she not freeze them"
    How did i never question that?

    • @craftingranger7552
      @craftingranger7552 4 года назад +17

      She froze the memories that gale had. The blast was just wind

    • @alexandersmith4731
      @alexandersmith4731 4 года назад

      @@craftingranger7552 Apparently Gale only has one memory despite being the wind

  • @jora8467
    @jora8467 2 года назад +13

    15:30 can’t Elsa just build a giant ship like Noah’s Ark or something and sail that across the dark sea with Anna? I mean it would run Show Yourself and epic fight scene.

  • @sarae.3237
    @sarae.3237 3 года назад +67

    okay but that scene, in the ice cave or wherever she was, with the music and all the memories coming back, for me it was not boring at all... I got real emotional at that part and even shed a few tears. And in my point of view, Kristoff could have done way better than Anna. I honestly felt so bad for him the entire movie. For everything else, I completely agree with you lol

  • @katshik2282
    @katshik2282 4 года назад +1690

    Dylan: there was once a master of all four elements, but when he was needed most
    Me: he vanished
    Dylan: he disappeared
    Me: * internal cringe*

    • @lizrivera6206
      @lizrivera6206 4 года назад +45

      Kat Shik MEEEEE, i was like “noooooo”

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 4 года назад +3

      loooool

    • @GentlyUsedFrog
      @GentlyUsedFrog 4 года назад +6

      Not knowing by heart happens. Deal with it. "cringe"... yikes

    • @dory__
      @dory__ 4 года назад +15

      at first i thought it's disappeared too (i watch atla only in my mother language) so i was happy and after i read this... not happy anymore

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 4 года назад +7

      @@GentlyUsedFrog Getting in ur feels over a comment that was a joke. Deal with it. "cringe" ... yikes

  • @hypnoticpoison4623
    @hypnoticpoison4623 3 года назад +2432

    '' _I can hear you_ "
    "I dIDn'T saY aNyThINg"
    I can't with him 😂😂

    • @evalayna58
      @evalayna58 2 года назад +1

      I love elas hair when she put it down

  • @sarahhamdan5470
    @sarahhamdan5470 3 года назад +23

    i DIE everytime he brings up Tarzan LMAO he just finds a way to tie it with every movie 😂

  • @graceelizabeth2884
    @graceelizabeth2884 3 года назад +40

    Love how he’s just sitting there with a strait face watching Elsa die and when I watched it I cried

  • @noidea6641
    @noidea6641 4 года назад +749

    5:40 “he got some thin lips too”
    Uhhh.....dylan but you-
    Who’s gonna tell him?

  • @EricaSilverbane
    @EricaSilverbane 4 года назад +2952

    Movie is about how Elsa got her powers…Dylan predicts the whole plot in 2 minutes.

    • @ria_x_rose
      @ria_x_rose 4 года назад +179

      Wasn't hard to do. I predicted the entire plot before the movie started. That's how garbage disney's writing is. They are consistently unoriginal. This movie was nothing but a cash grab riding off the backs of childhood nostalgia...as most disney movies are.

    • @filmaphobic
      @filmaphobic 4 года назад +26

      I knew the plot before the movie even came out, like some people said that it was about Elsa’s ice powers

    • @StarrySeal
      @StarrySeal 3 года назад +12

      Obviously this is not a great movie but the plot is a little more than a synopsis

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 3 года назад +18

      It's a start... But I feel like Elsa should of been the main focus in this movie leaving out Anna, Olaf, Sven, and Kristoff and focusing on the new journey and people she meet in the forest. Plus add in a real threat to the situation.

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 3 года назад +18

      @@normadgarmez7026 I think that the directors kept them because they were afraid to cut out most of the old characters and this movie suffered massively because they didn't know what to do with them. Literally a quarter of the movie was Anna going : Im gonna follow you, we got to stick together blah blah blah

  • @heykay5610
    @heykay5610 3 года назад +9

    I'm almost 35 and i've never realized that Ella is from Cinderella. Wow, thank you.

  • @loohted
    @loohted 2 года назад +15

    5:57 PLS THE NOISE-

  • @caitlynh7036
    @caitlynh7036 4 года назад +18127

    Dylan makes fun of kristoff’s small lips but doesn’t realize his are the same size

    • @emmawilber29
      @emmawilber29 4 года назад +905

      Oof, like major OOF

    • @termoscoffee251
      @termoscoffee251 4 года назад +79

      no

    • @Eduardedb
      @Eduardedb 4 года назад +329

      Yeah but don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.

    • @angelicsailor1st
      @angelicsailor1st 4 года назад +68

      Savageeee

    • @lei5912
      @lei5912 4 года назад +42

      damn

  • @malbaripie
    @malbaripie 4 года назад +1982

    When Dylan kept saying death isnt a concept in Disney movies that got me heated bcs of what happened to my favourite LIGHT in The Princess and the Frog

    • @beepbeep4126
      @beepbeep4126 4 года назад +221

      Amalia Bari I’ve watched the princess and the frog so many times and I’ve never failed to start bawling when his star shows up next to evangeline 🥺

    • @malbaripie
      @malbaripie 4 года назад +74

      @@beepbeep4126 RIGHT I WAS D E V A S T A T E D 😭

    • @gucciasalways
      @gucciasalways 4 года назад +78

      This 😭 Princess and the Frog is so underrated

    • @sevonalexander3653
      @sevonalexander3653 4 года назад +51

      Long live the best firefly in the cajun bayou, Raymond

    • @RKLight-ls7tv
      @RKLight-ls7tv 4 года назад +25

      RIP Ray. I was so sad

  • @franniepan
    @franniepan 3 года назад +37

    Dylan pointing out Kristoff's carrot scarf makes me love this movie even more! 😅

  • @njh4024
    @njh4024 3 года назад +44

    The animation was so pretty in this movie and it actually dealt with deeper topics. The songs were good and it was enjoyable to watch

  • @josephinereads
    @josephinereads 4 года назад +1243

    2013: Anna is Frozen
    2019: Elsa is Frozen 2

    • @userzeba
      @userzeba 4 года назад +42

      it’s actually so weird to think that the first film was in 2013,, where did time go ?🤧

    • @Bubbles603
      @Bubbles603 4 года назад +1

      My hero

    • @smolferret9145
      @smolferret9145 4 года назад +18

      Samantha is Frozen 3

    • @devaldyjonathan
      @devaldyjonathan 4 года назад

      ni

    • @rheyanalwin8989
      @rheyanalwin8989 4 года назад +2

      This was so clever :O

  • @mofthemoth5755
    @mofthemoth5755 4 года назад +685

    "Water, Earth, Fire, Air
    Long ago, the spirits of the enchanted forest and the humans lived together in harmony but everything changed when the -fricking grandpa attacked- Arendelle army attacked.
    Only Elsa, -Queen of plot convenience- the fifth spirit could stop them but when the people of the Enchanted Forest needed her most, SHE WASN'T FRICKING BORN YET"

    • @petezahut2432
      @petezahut2432 4 года назад +43

      Bro I almost left the theater when I saw this low tier glorified avatar

    • @pleasantnezumi4909
      @pleasantnezumi4909 4 года назад +9

      Yes! Well done!

  • @Random-xr4nm
    @Random-xr4nm 2 года назад +8

    I think the reason why there weren't that many fancy things was that they already spent so much money on details such as the hair movement and if you zoomed into the clothes you can see the clothing texture in it which takes a lot of time and money to create

  • @serena_lovesjesus441
    @serena_lovesjesus441 3 года назад +13

    3:36 Kristoff smiles like He has braces ! Seriously I have braces and so do a lot of people I know and the SMILE like that😂

  • @eleanorbostick3474
    @eleanorbostick3474 3 года назад +5193

    "But when he was needed most, he disappeared"
    Katara in my mind: "he vanished"

    • @gappy6964
      @gappy6964 3 года назад +196

      100 years have passed and my brother and I found the new avatar, named Aang

    • @minvi152
      @minvi152 3 года назад +35

      @Kamado0oO Tanjiro0oO ovotar ong

    • @MeepBeepBeep
      @MeepBeepBeep 3 года назад +74

      "But when the world needed him most, he vanished."

    • @gracemunroe6161
      @gracemunroe6161 3 года назад +75

      That’s rough buddy

    • @Mints12
      @Mints12 3 года назад +66

      but I believe Aang can save the world

  • @jasminpenaloza1091
    @jasminpenaloza1091 4 года назад +926

    “He’s not hunky at all.
    I don’t Fantasize about him!”

  • @elizaschuchman6481
    @elizaschuchman6481 2 года назад +8

    “I can hear you!”
    Dylan: …
    Dylan: I DiDnT sAy aNyThInG

  • @AmelieKaren7_13
    @AmelieKaren7_13 2 года назад +11

    11:17 Dudes, Dylan's so pale he is LITERALLY glowing here 😂😂😂 I love it

  • @Emma-hj3id
    @Emma-hj3id 4 года назад +834

    "ugh don't give him a whole song" LET JONATHAN HAVE HIS MOMENT

    • @cheekygal4484
      @cheekygal4484 4 года назад +28

      PREACH

    • @elementalpaws3678
      @elementalpaws3678 4 года назад +36

      Love him so much, I was so excited when I realized he got a song

    • @jesssalazar7401
      @jesssalazar7401 4 года назад +21

      Honestly, Jonathan is the only reason I wanted Kristoff to be in the movie.

    • @Emma-hj3id
      @Emma-hj3id 4 года назад +1

      ElementalPaws Me too!

    • @Emma-hj3id
      @Emma-hj3id 4 года назад +28

      Jess Salazar Tbh the story is a bit iffy but the Frozen casting director really popped off with Kristen Bell, Idina Menzel, Josh Gad, Jonathan Groff AND Santino Fontana

  • @Babewhat
    @Babewhat 4 года назад +1326

    Dylan: ‘oh you know the concept of of a haircut HUH MULLET BOY’
    Me: DYLAN don’t roast people about their hair when you have THAT mustache

    • @16taysia
      @16taysia 4 года назад +19

      Haha! Exactly!! 😂

    • @sergiothesicko2695
      @sergiothesicko2695 4 года назад +13

      Flynn don't do haircut but Dylan loves him. Favoritism isn't

    • @iasmin_1559
      @iasmin_1559 4 года назад +11

      Your profile pic makes this comment 10 times funnier

    • @Babewhat
      @Babewhat 4 года назад +4

      @@iasmin_1559 I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE LMAO

    • @5yogurt
      @5yogurt 4 года назад

      Truth!

  • @hallz_mj3546
    @hallz_mj3546 7 месяцев назад +8

    The "YooHoo, big head blowout" made me roll around laughing for so long

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 3 года назад +18

    2:33 “of course...this is a musical...” 😂

  • @blueskiesandstarrynights
    @blueskiesandstarrynights 4 года назад +498

    "Water has memory"
    Dylan: *has existential crisis *

    • @Robiness
      @Robiness 4 года назад

      Do you think water remembers going through like our digestive system ',:|

  • @dchen8874
    @dchen8874 3 года назад +3293

    kristoff was useless the whole movie, and honestly anna doesn't deserve him since she kept ditching him and probably cares more about olaf than kris

    • @yallneverknowmyname5777
      @yallneverknowmyname5777 3 года назад +17

      Armyy🔥🔥

    • @Yn-hj1xk
      @Yn-hj1xk 3 года назад +6

      @@yallneverknowmyname5777 Armyyyyyyy
      Blink💜

    • @yallneverknowmyname5777
      @yallneverknowmyname5777 3 года назад +7

      @@Yn-hj1xk Yasss Blink Armyyyy

    • @sammybear21
      @sammybear21 3 года назад +167

      She cared about literally everyone EXCEPT Kristoff.

    • @manasas868
      @manasas868 3 года назад +139

      Exactly I don't get y he is hating kristoff and loving Anna. It's Should be opposite. Whenever she is in danger though she ditches him ,everytime he comes and helps her.

  • @avivastudios2311
    @avivastudios2311 2 года назад +8

    I'm glad that this movie wasn't actually planned. The creators didn't want to do this. They didn't HAVE to do this. They were pressured. If they planned it it would have been so much better. But a part of me is happy that they didn't feel the need to make a sequel to this. They did it for money. Which is shallow but at least they understood Frozen was good on its own.

  • @oliviadarrohn8121
    @oliviadarrohn8121 Год назад +7

    elsa: “i Can HEAr yOU”
    dylan: “i didn’t say anything 🤨”