Da Vinci Code: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @nikitaamien404
    @nikitaamien404 2 года назад +15671

    I like to imagine that he’s made every single staff member on this show sit through this rant until eventually they collectively said “fuck it, just let him put it on the internet and be done with it”

    • @paolariveratirado4296
      @paolariveratirado4296 2 года назад +228

      Hahahaha! I still rant about this shit book, so I think this is exactly what has happened 😂

    • @Jernsaxe
      @Jernsaxe 2 года назад +315

      Just think of the poor corperate lawyers who had to reread The Da Vinci Code to make sure nothing he said was wrong enough to warrent another lawsuit... They are the real victims here!

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 2 года назад +30

      Next web exclusive : Dan Gurewitch monologuing about how dogecoins are still totally cool you guys.

    • @e1123581321345589144
      @e1123581321345589144 2 года назад +46

      after 18 years of persistent nagging they finally gave in

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 2 года назад +45

      To be honest if you think to hard about any movie it can be completely destroyed, not saying some are not worse then others but when I go to watch a movie I generally try to turn my brain off and enjoy the movie as is, that is just me and then later I watch the pitch meeting and cinemasins tear the movie a new one lol.

  • @jeffersonricardo
    @jeffersonricardo 2 года назад +15177

    John Oliver should make a RUclips channel just to give overviews on books or movies. This stuff is amazing.

  • @rebeccad9805
    @rebeccad9805 2 года назад +3131

    This establishes that John can talk about literally anything and I will absolutely listen.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +20

      Next week same time: John rant's about the distribution of area codes in the US. And I am all here for that :D

    • @snowstrobe
      @snowstrobe 2 года назад +10

      I would listen to him read the Shipping Forecast.

    • @p1CM
      @p1CM 2 года назад +8

      So, he can run for president

    • @adamsgrad93
      @adamsgrad93 2 года назад +4

      Me too. I'm all in.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 2 года назад +12

      Not me. This topic is near and dear to my heart. I hated and mocked this book when I was a teenager. He's almost stealing my thunder. I was so angry that I wanted my money back for that dumb green hardcover novel.

  • @ShannonCR
    @ShannonCR 2 года назад +886

    I remember stealing this from my dad at 9 and ending up convinced I was a genius because i figured it out before the protagonists. So he's really not kidding when he says I child could solve it.

  • @itsumyu
    @itsumyu 2 года назад +975

    My dad loved this book and movie so much. That part of the video where John went "My dad told me this book was good" was too spot on.

    • @The_Jiant
      @The_Jiant 2 года назад +10

      I liked the books a lot... in middle school. Lol

    • @np1056
      @np1056 2 года назад +32

      It's 100% in the "Movies You Watch With Your Dad" genre. Other notable examples include The Mummy, National Treasure, Ocean's 11, Mission Impossible, and Indiana Jones.
      And the book is in a genre I like to call "books to read on a plane because it was for sale at the airport."

    • @spookymunky1
      @spookymunky1 2 года назад +4

      hehe, both my parents told me the book was amazing and I needed to read it... I do not know.. lol.. compared to what I was reading at the time it was a nice short read, sometimes that is great, I just did not like it much, seemed like it was written by a child ?.. hehehehe... sigh.. I did not mind it that much... I had no real thoughts about it whatsoever, it passed the time for a day I guess :D ... lol.. when the film came out, sigh.. I was working nonstop and people were still ranting about divinci code, got dragged to the cinema by my boss to watch it on what I guess was meant to be a double date.. hehehe.. I had a gf and the girl was cool, but I was so exhausted, barely spoke throughout the whole night, thinking and worried about my work hehehe... then all went to a bar later and everyone trying to find meanings in the film and the plot etc hehehe... remember them asking me about it, why I was so silent.. lol.. said emm, think I prefered the book, but that is not saying much... lol.. hehehe.. emmm.. none of them had thought to ask me before going to see it if I had bothered to read the book, lol.. it never occurred to me to mention it, assumed the whole world had for years... lol, were all shocked when they found out.. sigh... honestly I had been working and thinking and whatever for months without sleep hehe.. and still had a lot more work to do before dealines.. why would I care about the silly film ? :)
      edit: I had a gf that was not the beautiful girl he tried to set me up with hehehe.. lol.. people never think to ask me sometimes about even simple things like that.. lol.... the books and films I think that people love is because they let you turn your brain off, I do not hate them or get mad about them, have no feelings atall hehehe.. not everything has to be an impossible puzzle that only autistic idiots like me can solve :)

    • @sthompson2839
      @sthompson2839 2 года назад +1

      @@spookymunky1 Were you an accountant or auditor at that time? (I was an auditor for a large corp. Sometimes work deadline-fears crept into when we were supposed to be having fun after work.)

    • @Dankman9
      @Dankman9 2 года назад +1

      My dad never said anything about that book.

  • @dsdstudios386
    @dsdstudios386 2 года назад +1371

    “If you’re too young to remember what the world was like when the da vinci code came out… first of all, die.”
    This line goes harder than anything else John has ever said.

    • @akerravala
      @akerravala 2 года назад +84

      Thats just John cutting to the heart of Gen Z Humor

    • @KBWeeds
      @KBWeeds 2 года назад +17

      🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard at this then started cackling as John lost his shit with the riddle.

    • @tysiudamasceno
      @tysiudamasceno 2 года назад +4

      I almost peed myself

    • @henrymccoy7171
      @henrymccoy7171 2 года назад +3

      @BIBLEDEFENDER144 - *Why are you spamming this innocent comment section? Why can't you just TYPE what you want to say?*

    • @henrymccoy7171
      @henrymccoy7171 2 года назад +2

      @@misterdizzy266 - Click on a blind link withou a clue as to what it's about? never

  • @teejus420
    @teejus420 2 года назад +606

    My friends and I got drunk before watching the movie at the theater. I fell asleep about 3/4 of the way through. I woke up when the credits were rolling, so I asked my friend what happened. He told me Tom Hanks died. That’s how I thought it ended for years.

  • @einundsiebenziger5488
    @einundsiebenziger5488 Год назад +1479

    The worst thing about TDC was that in the years after its release, each and every documentary about anything mystical or secret in history had the word "code" in it.

    • @Magmafrost13
      @Magmafrost13 Год назад +100

      One has to wonder if The History Channel might not have spiraled into utter idiocy quite as quickly had this book not existed

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Год назад +23

      @@Magmafrost13 It would explain so much.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat Год назад

      @@Magmafrost13 No they probably would have the History Channel was well on its way to insanity even before this they were well into the secret Nazi conspiracy stuff which is a straight line to Ancient Aliens.

    • @lelandd.295
      @lelandd.295 Год назад

      It is just like after Watergate, any kind of government "scandal" has to have -gate added onto it. Monica-gate, Trump-gate, Deflate-gate and so on. It was called the Watergate scandal because it happened at the Watergate Hotel. But here is a wikipedia listing of scandals/conspiracies which become the -gate of the moment: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_-gate_scandals_and_controversies

    • @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108
      @alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108 Год назад +29

      @@Magmafrost13 Perhaps there's logic in your argument, a code of sorts.

  • @gibranadnan5788
    @gibranadnan5788 2 года назад +4158

    I did not expect movie reviews from John Oliver, but I am 100% here for it.

    • @strifera
      @strifera 2 года назад +37

      I did. Classic RUclips slide. First you hit it big with some passion project. Then you start doing book and movie reviews because it's easier to rant about. Then you get political. And finally you start live streaming let's plays in between quasi-monthly video essays about how you taught magpies to lockpick their way out of an escape room built into a hydraulic press.

    • @AaronPlay
      @AaronPlay 2 года назад +17

      @@strifera Holy shit. I wanted to start making RUclips videos again, but haven’t been able to come up with a branding model. Thank you for laying it out for me so clearly.

    • @zef3k
      @zef3k 2 года назад +2

      I mean I expected them a little less from Dunkey; but honestly, we all know Ryan does it best.

    • @rosslynstandingwater4994
      @rosslynstandingwater4994 2 года назад

      SAME! 🍿

    • @jonathankral6787
      @jonathankral6787 2 года назад +1

      I second that wholeheartedly

  • @YesmynameisBob
    @YesmynameisBob 2 года назад +6910

    Only John Oliver could take hostages and still get them to laugh

    • @LonelyUtahLib
      @LonelyUtahLib 2 года назад +78

      Stockholm syndrome lol

    • @iMAOusuc
      @iMAOusuc 2 года назад +28

      Underrated comment right here ladies n gentlemen.

    • @tranixter
      @tranixter 2 года назад +9

      Who do you think the audience is?

    • @tim.noonan
      @tim.noonan 2 года назад +3

      many, many comedians could do that

    • @Tienkou111
      @Tienkou111 2 года назад +7

      He just did.

  • @Kjt9653
    @Kjt9653 2 года назад +3842

    Those 3 seconds of John throwing his tantrum, and what is presumably a script?, is the greatest 3 seconds of my week.

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/0wCUEtvPeq4/видео.html

    • @Ajsuper-fg4sb
      @Ajsuper-fg4sb 2 года назад +4

      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @altonbeckert506
      @altonbeckert506 2 года назад +21

      Amen Kellie! I savor John's hilarious unquenchable annoyances.

    • @vesnaisic6585
      @vesnaisic6585 2 года назад +8

      This, with the fact that it's Monday cracks me up even more xD

    • @gracelandtoo6240
      @gracelandtoo6240 2 года назад +3

      It's only monday and I already know it's true.

  • @JordanM-c2k
    @JordanM-c2k 11 месяцев назад +146

    "You let yourself down. I'm doing fine." Love that comment.

  • @DougLarsen1
    @DougLarsen1 2 года назад +3117

    Calling Robert Langdon an "art throb" is the real masterpiece

    • @disorganizedreligion9891
      @disorganizedreligion9891 2 года назад +57

      Loved hearing the one audience member who caught that one!

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 2 года назад +8

      Mere wordplay and yet..?!!

    • @Bootrick33
      @Bootrick33 2 года назад +33

      I agree with Disorganized Religion. That art throb joke got exactly 1 person laughing and I'm here for that

    • @DrunkJesus
      @DrunkJesus 2 года назад +8

      It's an orange!

    • @barth9580
      @barth9580 2 года назад +9

      @@DrunkJesus you're Jesus so I guess if anyone knows it's you.

  • @easternlights3155
    @easternlights3155 2 года назад +1893

    Fun fact: the Czech dub of the movie kept the word "apple" untranslated.
    Only the voice actor misspelled it. And they kept it in. That's right, there is a version of the Da Vinci Code that has the Harvard Artthrob Robert Langdon spell out "apple" as A-P-P-E-L.

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 2 года назад +30

      Wait, this is amazing!

    • @sharonhunter5686
      @sharonhunter5686 2 года назад +83

      APPEL is Dutch for apple.

    • @eduardolarrymarinsilva76
      @eduardolarrymarinsilva76 2 года назад +164

      Fun fact, in the Spanish dub of the movie they didn't use the Spanish word for apple "manzana" but the Latin "pomona", which makes sense, since Newton and other scientists wrote their research in Latin. It also somewhat excuses why people couldn't figure it out immediately, because even if you knew the term, you could be thrown off by using the wrong language. The Spanish dub made the scene way better than Dan Brown!!! Also he didn't spell it.

    • @pastorofmuppets8834
      @pastorofmuppets8834 2 года назад +21

      Yes but that's just an extra part of the puzzle. He was thinking appelle, the French for call. The book was mostly set in France, and in fact it was the fault of the French.
      Boom.

    • @elanasilverman4468
      @elanasilverman4468 2 года назад +2

      You, good sir/ma'am, are my hero

  • @optimus0
    @optimus0 2 года назад +1816

    8:08 it's the tie isn't it John. The color red is symbolic of many things in society, blood,anger, violence, but most importantly at the moment passion. I think the key to this puzzle is passion look at the painting we see a cookie cutout business man to be a representation of the American people with an apple upon his face to demonstrate the reality of losing individuality as the restrictive society rips away from us the passion of life and forces us into life we did not want. That is the purpose of the dark color palette of the sky of this work as well. Mean while the red tie symbolizes the cruelest part of modern life that you can pursue your passions as long as they are financial capable of supporting you as a job. Because if they can't you'll have to *grow up* and become something you hate.
    I think I understand John I truly think I do.......
    Or it's an apple.

    • @MarceldeJong
      @MarceldeJong 2 года назад +105

      I think John Oliver is envious of Dan Brown, because he clearly pointed to the color green, which is the color of envy. Seeing green with envy. See, now I'll have to go to the Smithsonian to find a green art piece to find the next clue to this puzzle that'll eventually lead me to an ad banner for HBO Go.

    • @Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie
      @Ophiotaurus_AKA_Bessie 2 года назад +40

      And this is how you get an A in art school

    • @matteotestino8646
      @matteotestino8646 2 года назад +28

      no it's the missing umbrella... it's always the umbrella with the brits

    • @matthewsinclair4322
      @matthewsinclair4322 2 года назад +5

      Of course it’s the tie. You don’t have to state the obvious.

    • @dougdimmadome6278
      @dougdimmadome6278 2 года назад +1

      Damn beat me to it

  • @Ericaanimated
    @Ericaanimated 2 года назад +309

    His reaction after Tom Hanks spelled out Apple 😂I actually started cry laughing

  • @mariealexandre2859
    @mariealexandre2859 2 года назад +2629

    As an art historian who has a personal grudge against the Da Vinci code, THANK YOU FOR THIS.

    • @piaonomata9220
      @piaonomata9220 2 года назад +22

      You may already know about this, but I highly recommend checking out Tony Robinson's brilliant skewering of the "facts" behind the book. He explodes the sloppy research point by point.
      ruclips.net/video/uB5Zbr-CSFc/видео.html

    • @StriderZessei
      @StriderZessei 2 года назад +10

      @Historical Book may I please ask for your opinion on Angels & Demons?

    • @MrRainrunner
      @MrRainrunner 2 года назад +80

      I liked the book and movie simply because it completely pissed off the religious right.

    • @krazo4Christ
      @krazo4Christ 2 года назад +31

      @Historical Book, "genius" sounds like a bit much. Students being more interested in art history sounds nice, but as a student who got swept up in all the DaVinci Code hype, I can say for a fact that it only increased my interest in controversial topics closely related to the book, and left me with a MORE distorted view of history. It basically led to me obsessing over conspiracy theories, and that was the same impression I got from others as well.

    • @Shamaroth
      @Shamaroth 2 года назад +27

      As a bibliophile who has a personal grudge against Dan Brown's works, I too thank him.
      Angels & Demon's climactic scene very nearly gave me an aneurysm. I finished it on an airplane ten minutes before landing and left it behind along with an empty snickers wrapper.

  • @nosambawhcs3664
    @nosambawhcs3664 2 года назад +2081

    We definitely need a series where John Oliver reviews popular books & movies.

    • @christoff1499
      @christoff1499 2 года назад +2

      Cumtown's Klangers series is a similar- albeit incredibly crude- concept.

    • @ZoomStranger
      @ZoomStranger 2 года назад +4

      Starting with Snowpiercer. We only saw it because my wife chooses films based on popular opinion I can only guess are generated now by algorithyms for money.

    • @6telephone
      @6telephone 2 года назад +2

      I suggest you watch CinemaSins

    • @KevinsHandle
      @KevinsHandle 2 года назад +3

      ...released decades ago

    • @kojote
      @kojote 2 года назад +3

      He should do Harry Potter

  • @mateofreile3047
    @mateofreile3047 2 года назад +912

    "My dad told me this book is good, everybody's dad did" made me laugh extra hard, because my dad is a historian and he hates this book with a burning passion 😂😂😂. He's not the only one in my family to hate it: my sister tried to read it when it came out, she was 16. She got halfway and threw it aside, with the exasperated comment "This is the stupidest thing ever". 😆

    • @fanmagicks
      @fanmagicks 11 месяцев назад +11

      I feel the same about Twilight
      - different genre but equally stupid... Vampires are killers and don't f-ing glitter in sunlight! (But my sister loves it! Ugh)

    • @alanabrams8017
      @alanabrams8017 9 месяцев назад +2

      If you REALLY want to piss your dad off, get him to read "Holy Blood, Holy Grail," the (for lack of a better term) source material from which Brown worked.

    • @jeremylayman3684
      @jeremylayman3684 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@fanmagicks "If it glitters...stake it."

    • @boohradley
      @boohradley 7 месяцев назад +1

      I bought this book for my best friend's husband and read it the night before I gave it to him. Weeks later he was telling me how much he loved it, while we were seated at a table with a group of his friends. I preceded to tell him how simplistic the writing was, that the characterization were just sketches of people and reading it felt like some sort of torture, for it holds your attention just enough and that you hate yourself for continuing to turn the pages. He was pretty pissed that I embarrassed him in front of his friends and I apologized. But, in my defense, that book is terrible.

  • @MaxFerney
    @MaxFerney 2 года назад +427

    the desk wipe was fabulous, the "if you were born after 2003, die." and the threats to the audience are my favorite parts.

    • @Colin.Smith.Pianist
      @Colin.Smith.Pianist 2 года назад +7

      I thought he said "too old to remember" at first and died laughing because obv, it's dark. But I laughed even harder after I realised my mistake

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0wCUEtvPeq4/видео.html

    • @juriepica1174
      @juriepica1174 2 года назад +3

      As someone born in 2002... phew

    • @HelloIamCloudy
      @HelloIamCloudy Месяц назад

      ​@@juriepica1174 I was born in November 2003. I narrowly escaped the Oliver Genocide

  • @ManyfiresWoman
    @ManyfiresWoman 2 года назад +890

    The best part of John's rant is him angrily sweeping the papers on the desk! 😅

    • @TheWtfanime
      @TheWtfanime 2 года назад +16

      That needs to be a meme ASAP

    • @Mibbitmaker
      @Mibbitmaker 2 года назад +5

      It's like he was going to go full Lewis Black for a minute there.

    • @FIYG2023
      @FIYG2023 2 года назад +1

      The look on his face

    • @feidhlimidhmacanaltha3644
      @feidhlimidhmacanaltha3644 2 года назад

      Woah spoiler alert ⚠️ 📢

    • @Skye7188
      @Skye7188 2 года назад +4

      I dream of becoming so successful that I can literally just go on camera, bitch about whatever I feel like and people will give me money.
      On a side note I love when John tantrums like a muppet. Just swinging his arm back and forth, yelling, knocking stuff off his desk. Totally reminds me of a muppet.

  • @protodevilin
    @protodevilin 2 года назад +452

    God bless Tom Hanks for having the professionalism, the mental fortitude, and the iron constitution to spell out "APPLE" with a straight face.

    • @brianthomas2434
      @brianthomas2434 2 года назад +23

      If you got the payday he did, you might have managed it yourself.

    • @olandir
      @olandir 2 года назад +7

      It just goes to show how much the world loves Tom Hanks that this didn't put a negative dent in his career lol

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 2 года назад +1

      And all this time I thought Oliver was rickrolling us, while all along it was Hanks?

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 2 года назад +1

      I think less of him for doing that movie. I had no idea. The reason this dumb book was popular is because it romanticizes religion with some shitty exoticism and glamour. 🤮🤑🤮

    • @audreykoskei4072
      @audreykoskei4072 2 года назад +1

      @@marshwetland3808 I don't think it's about it romanticizing religion so much as it actually questioned religion on a mainstream level.

  • @Dee-x9f
    @Dee-x9f Год назад +77

    Oh, thank you! I started reading this book on an airplane in 2004 because, well, everyone said it was so great. The prose reads like "See spot run." It was so bad I couldn't get past the first two chapters. A guy sitting next to me said, "What do you think?" I said, "This is so stupid, I'm giving up." He laughed and said, "I thought it was just me! Believe me, giving up now is the right thing to do. Get your life back."

  • @Valkyrinator
    @Valkyrinator 2 года назад +636

    8:00 This brings tears to my eyes, for so long I have struggled to convince anyone the biggest problem with the da Vinci Code was its complete lack of Bowler Hats. Being the only one to comprehend this enormous plot hole, in 2011 I started to question my own sanity. Finally, validation. Thank you John, just thank you.

    • @jmacd8817
      @jmacd8817 2 года назад +10

      Someone else gets it!!!!!

    • @caligo7918
      @caligo7918 2 года назад +36

      not only that, but why the fuck would the code of the puzzlebox be in modern English?
      I'd understand Aramaic, Greek and even Latin, but fucking modern English?
      I have to correct myself, the puzzlebox was new and made by the guy that dies in the beginning, so the codeword should have been French, since a French man would NEVER use some other language EVER for anything in his life.

    • @kilroy987
      @kilroy987 2 года назад +10

      @@caligo7918 Clearly he intended for an American to solve it.

    • @shrimpisdelicious
      @shrimpisdelicious 2 года назад +8

      @@kilroy987 Clearly he intended for American genius, art-looker, and sex-haver Jonathan Langdon to solve it.

    • @davidt3956
      @davidt3956 2 года назад

      What if, instead of Amelie, the woman's name was Margaritte?

  • @andrewmaclellan608
    @andrewmaclellan608 2 года назад +468

    I worked at a book store in 2003 when this came out. It was the bane of my existence because we could never keep enough copies in stock. When I finally saw the movie, just to see why people went so nuts about it, I was speechless with disappointment. I have been on a hate-binge over this for nearly two decades. This clip gives me the validation I so desperately needed.

    • @jadedstar7442
      @jadedstar7442 2 года назад +6

      You poor dear. People where I worked at a simple blue collar job, were reading that huge book in wonder 🤔. When I saw the movie....😶😝💭. What? Couldn't imagine working in a book store when that came out! 😲🤭 I'm glad you survived. Do continue with your therapy. My heart ❤ goes out to you.

    • @greggi47
      @greggi47 2 года назад +9

      I worked at a branch library when the book was published. We bought--and lost --multiple copies, and bought more to keep up with the demand. I tried to recommend some of the books that looked at--and promoted--the same conspiracies, explaining that those were fringy and entertaining. Few took the offer. Mostly, I concluded, because there wasn't any popular hype for those books, and how could a reader talk with fiends about something unpopular.

    • @Nerazmus
      @Nerazmus 2 года назад +12

      If I ever get a time machine, I'll go to tell your 2003 self to smugly eat apples while you sell the books.

    • @French-Kiss24
      @French-Kiss24 2 года назад +10

      The book is always better than the movie.

    • @Jacknzyeah
      @Jacknzyeah 2 года назад +2

      I was 14 when i read it just before a trip to Rome... It was the first time I was actually interested in old churches and architecture. It gave me a whole different perspective. So I liked it and got most out of it...

  • @wakjagner
    @wakjagner 2 года назад +254

    After nearly 20 years, the airing of this shared grievance is the catharsis I had hoped for this new year. Thank you John, for speaking the truth.

  • @joshualavender
    @joshualavender 2 года назад +457

    Thank you, John. You have vindicated all the writers who for the last two decades have been slamming our foreheads full-force against brick walls while screaming, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

    • @talco881
      @talco881 2 года назад +13

      What a waste of your time. Really the guy made millions, so while you slam your head you could be writing your own creative passages. And if people like it you will make millions too.

    • @nobodyimportant7804
      @nobodyimportant7804 Год назад

      @@talco881 It is a sad statement on humanity that the most brain-dead nonsense generates so much money.
      I guess no one ever went broke treating people like morons.
      I eagerly await the asteroid that humanity deserves.

    • @dreamervanroom
      @dreamervanroom Год назад +4

      It won't open the lock because the Clue-Poem was in English. And the flesh of the Apple is white, not Rosy. Fooey, humbug.

    • @ifyoudisagreeyouarewrong
      @ifyoudisagreeyouarewrong Год назад +5

      @@dreamervanroom rosy SKIN....

    • @JinbaHGS
      @JinbaHGS 8 месяцев назад

      Sour grapes...

  • @C-Mah
    @C-Mah 2 года назад +1713

    Of course, he spelled it. Dan Brown's writing style, "He entered the room. The sound of the floor was loud in his ears. Across from him is a wall. He scans left to right seeing two more walls. As he enters further into the room, a wall reveals itself behind him. Quizzically he looks up. Not quite making out the dimly lit smooth surface spanning the entirety of the space. It makes sense to him now, c-e-i-l-i-n-g." Yes, the room has a floor, four walls, and a ceiling.

    • @kingcapricorn6659
      @kingcapricorn6659 2 года назад +351

      But that was not all. As he turned back to where he came, he spotted a part of the wall where nothing was. "That must have been where I entered from." he pondered. But could he possibly use this passageway as a means to leave the room? He took a single step towards the door. The sound of the floor was ever louder in his ears. He kept walking, as the passage grew larger with each step. d-o-o-r. He now realized that is what he was seeing. He stepped through as the emptiness seemed to pass through him, and exited the room with four walls, a floor, and a ceiling.

    • @spacewalrus9200
      @spacewalrus9200 2 года назад +93

      Up next: Robert Langdon cracks the code for which shape fits in the circular hole of Sophie Neveu’s play set.

    • @bluegas
      @bluegas 2 года назад +8

      😂🙈

    • @rajaalkaram4315
      @rajaalkaram4315 2 года назад +39

      I know I have read too much Dan Brown when you and King have my dying laughing with your comments and tbh it is a sin you don't have more upvotes.

    • @slcpunk2740
      @slcpunk2740 2 года назад +41

      He looks away, then he looks back - now he's on a horse. 🐴

  • @corey2232
    @corey2232 2 года назад +475

    Worst of all... the amount of people that believed it was non-fiction!
    I remember at that time, even as just a teenager, it drove me absolutely insane!

    • @GTQcNumber1
      @GTQcNumber1 2 года назад +7

      Oh boy yeah like how is this a non fiction geez object reality for some is too hard I guess xD

    • @tonicrvnts
      @tonicrvnts 2 года назад +2

      Was it non-fiction?! 😯

    • @lentrax2991
      @lentrax2991 2 года назад +21

      Oh, gods. I remember getting mobbed by a bunch of church fundamentalists who went nuts protesting this movie. Me and my friends had to literally shove our tickets in thier faces to prove to them that we had in fact *not* seen DaVinci Code and were instead laughing our butts off at Beerfest.

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 2 года назад +4

      Sanctum Peter Cottium
      Deus in re unium
      hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine
      In suus via torreum
      Lepus in re sanctum
      hippitus hoppitus Reus Domine

    • @deathwitheponine
      @deathwitheponine 2 года назад +4

      Yeah. Truly the mermaids documentary of its time.

  • @mizztotal
    @mizztotal 2 года назад +476

    The fact that John had truly been holding that in for nearly 20 years. Hilarious LOL

    • @noirarmire1246
      @noirarmire1246 2 года назад +3

      I have $10 on he only just watched it before that was taped.

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0wCUEtvPeq4/видео.html

    • @gerjanm7648
      @gerjanm7648 2 года назад +3

      so have i, i will never forgive the world for not collectively dogpiling on this shitstain of a book series

    • @noirarmire1246
      @noirarmire1246 2 года назад

      @@resikchanel843 is there a reference here I don't get?

  • @hughmcaloon6506
    @hughmcaloon6506 Год назад +17

    John Oliver... I didn't even read a full chapter. Was curious what all the hullabaloo was all about, picked up a copy, flipped around a few pages in different sections, and then put it down. Thank you, for giving me the most complete, accurate, overview of it that I've seen.

    • @DopeyDetector
      @DopeyDetector 4 месяца назад

      Wow, you're such an intellectual

  • @YarrBr0
    @YarrBr0 2 года назад +400

    The rant we never knew we needed
    I bet John was going off on this book backstage at the Daily Show, and now hefinally got to air his grievances publicly

    • @leanoramccarthy7726
      @leanoramccarthy7726 2 года назад +3

      Aww...yes 💯 He had to be and it was probably hilarious ❣️❣️❣️🤣🤣🤣 High five friend🥰🥰🥰

    • @RuthieP67
      @RuthieP67 2 года назад

      I bet John has a LOT of grievances he needs to air …?

  • @pots_83
    @pots_83 2 года назад +501

    Having never studied at Harvard myself, I am struggling with John's mysterious and complicated riddle...

    • @saw2135
      @saw2135 2 года назад +36

      I think it is the bowler hat.

    • @Just_Mike_A
      @Just_Mike_A 2 года назад +27

      Same here.. and I don't get his constant references to that computer/phone company.

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 года назад +4

      @@saw2135 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the hat. The shape of it is very mystical, almost like it's a symbol or something.

    • @TheJesselopez1981
      @TheJesselopez1981 2 года назад

      Definitely hat.

    • @Dankman9
      @Dankman9 2 года назад +11

      42

  • @maxton8352
    @maxton8352 2 года назад +577

    I would LOVE a Last Week Tonight popular culture review series. That would be so fun to watch.

    • @Sidecutter
      @Sidecutter 2 года назад +2

      YESSSSSSSS

    • @noneness
      @noneness 2 года назад +1

      This!!!

    • @katherinemclean1448
      @katherinemclean1448 2 года назад +6

      If you like this, check out "obsessive popculture disorder" from the original cracked. Its host, Daniel O'brien, ended up getting a writing gig on this show. If you know his previous stuff, you'll be able to see why his writing and humour style meshes so well with John Oliver's.

    • @pseudo.account
      @pseudo.account 2 года назад

      @@katherinemclean1448 I loved how Dan O'Brien meshed with the others on "Cracked After Hours" series. I like John Oliver's schtick here, but I think it would be fun to see Oliver's opinions bouncing off those of another comedian.
      The regular John Oliver segments are usually so persuasive became he's doing fact-oriented exposés, and it wouldn't make sense to debate his points. John Oliver has made a brand out of reliably telling the well-researched truth. But with pop culture reviews, it would make more sense to argue the points, since his points are somewhat more subjective. So it could work with a discussion in the style of Dan O'Brien's style on Cracked After Hours.

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0wCUEtvPeq4/видео.html

  • @an_oracle
    @an_oracle 2 года назад +141

    The fact that former Cracked writers are on the writing staff makes this all make so much more sense to me

    • @SomeKindOfThing
      @SomeKindOfThing Год назад +4

      Yes it does.

    • @jakehayes9945
      @jakehayes9945 Год назад +1

      Justin Bieber knife fighting tips is the greatest article I’ve ever read.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 6 месяцев назад +2

      Does this mean we may some day get a collab between Last Week Tonight and Some More News?

  • @StevenJQuinlan
    @StevenJQuinlan 2 года назад +1625

    Honestly, John Oliver losing his actual shit at the pure stupidity is my everything this Monday morning

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 2 года назад +12

      I mean when he spelt apple I almost spit out my food and I'm still shocked that was in a "serious" movie

    • @nata3467
      @nata3467 2 года назад +2

      Me too!!!

    • @undeadeskimo1531
      @undeadeskimo1531 2 года назад +5

      Honestly, after Covid I thought the production hit the fan. But this, at least after the first few minutes, feels lot closer to their better stuff

    • @alanrowe9551
      @alanrowe9551 2 года назад +3

      Same here it's 0° in buffalo NY but this makes it so much better

    • @nacarreira777
      @nacarreira777 2 года назад +3

      He's the best!!!!! hahahahahaha

  • @sirusbones
    @sirusbones 2 года назад +328

    Okay...now I want a full series of John just reviewing different media, books, movies, tv shows, that he absolutely hated. I need this more than I can say.

    • @rocketreindeer
      @rocketreindeer 2 года назад +5

      Yeah! A bitter version of Ebert and Roeper except it's just him sitting in the balcony yelling. With occasional guest reviewers played by members of the Impractical Jokers.

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0wCUEtvPeq4/видео.html

    • @ear8642
      @ear8642 2 года назад +1

      Yessss

    • @ikepigott
      @ikepigott 2 года назад

      Now do Baby Driver!

    • @missyquill5709
      @missyquill5709 2 года назад +1

      And it should be HBO shows to boot, just to piss off business daddy!

  • @alexsmashnov23
    @alexsmashnov23 2 года назад +1858

    While half my brain is telling me to be mad for spending almost 9 minutes watching this, the other half reminds me that I'd probably watch John Oliver talk about different types of grass for a whole episode so I have no right to be mad

    • @catiemooney9352
      @catiemooney9352 2 года назад +54

      I would pay good money to watch John Oliver talk about anything, including types of grass. Please talk about grass.

    • @miriagarnet
      @miriagarnet 2 года назад +36

      John Green (yes the writer) actually has a podcast episode where he talks about Kentucky Blue Grass for 15 minutes and then rates it. It's surprisingly interesting. If you wanna listen, the podcast is called The Anthropocene Reviewed.

    • @royce9018
      @royce9018 2 года назад +15

      @@miriagarnet I work in chemical lawncare application and now know what I'm listening to tomorrow during work.

    • @sweetlysuccinct
      @sweetlysuccinct 2 года назад

      True!

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart 2 года назад

      @@catiemooney9352 ah, we just found one of the 8 people in the world who'd pay for hbo max, then

  • @formerJIM33333
    @formerJIM33333 Год назад +21

    "I'm doing fine!" John Oliver said calmly.

  • @blairelliott
    @blairelliott 2 года назад +337

    "If you're sensing any kind of tension in their confused, tepid and sometimes irritated responses, you're right."
    Love your banter John.

  • @Kira1Lawliet
    @Kira1Lawliet 2 года назад +939

    I love that John Oliver has so much clout in the industry now that he can basically just say, "You know what, I have beef with this book I read twenty years ago, and I want the world to know it," and then just literally air his grievances on one of the biggest TV stations in the country. That's power you can't buy.
    EDIT: Just because some people are confused, YES, I know that this is a RUclips exclusive and that it's not technically airing on HBO, HOWEVER, he IS airing it online under the auspices of the HBO brand, which gives him far greater reach on the online space than most typical youtube channels could ever achieve.

    • @jadedstar7442
      @jadedstar7442 2 года назад +3

      He has to keep creative and come up with talking points. Thats part of show businesses.

    • @samsmith1999
      @samsmith1999 2 года назад +21

      Strictly speaking, this *didn't* air on HBO. This segment was straight-to-RUclips, which anyone can do. His "clout" is represented by us, in that we're watching it. Still a lot of clout, but slightly less than you give him credit for. =)

    • @damp2269
      @damp2269 2 года назад +1

      @@samsmith1999 well... this could be on one episode and no one would bat an eye.

    • @samsmith1999
      @samsmith1999 2 года назад +2

      @@damp2269 I know. I agree. I'm just having a little fun.

    • @jamesfranksain3227
      @jamesfranksain3227 2 года назад +7

      @@damp2269 yea I mean he spent probably around 45 mins telling telling Adam Driver to do violent things to him over the course of a season and no one stopped him. I think you're right that a book rant wouldn't even raise our eyebrows at this point. Lol

  • @josebeteta8283
    @josebeteta8283 2 года назад +324

    You, John and your team, have dissolved years of my father telling me “these books are good” before I actually read them, and I fucking thank you

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/0wCUEtvPeq4/видео.html

    • @TitoTimTravels
      @TitoTimTravels 2 года назад +3

      My daughter said they were good - she was wrong! 😎

    • @uefets
      @uefets 2 года назад +6

      I've read all of them (Dan Browns books that is) and totally get Johns criticism. They are, nonetheless, highly entertaining imo. Perfect for a vacation.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 года назад +6

      The tragedy of his books is, that they start out absolutely amazing and engaging. You feel some incredible mystery unfolding, you have main protagonists who can't use force to stop the evil nemesis and have to outsmart or outrun them. The feel of urgency - all of that. And then, just when you, the reader feel to have unsolved the riddle, like in a good ol' Sherlock Holmes story - the author pulls the rug under you with a 'Lolz no - regardless of what you figured out, you're wrong. The baddie is someone barely mentioned or was glossed over or portrayed as the good one with not a single shred of clue for you and he did it because he's fuckin' crazy! HA! Didn't think of that smarty pants?' The endings are rushed and insulting. Which hit's doubly hard, because the rest of the story IS really good.

    • @cyborgchicken3502
      @cyborgchicken3502 2 года назад +2

      @@uefets they're based on the literally works of Pierre Plantard who initiated a failed attempt at creating a Neo Chivalric Order called The Priory of Sion in 1956....read up on it, it's a super crazy and interesting story especially given that many people believed that Dan Brown was revealing these deep conspiracies through his books back when they were popular...then you find out it was all based on a French hoax from the 1950s

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 9 месяцев назад +13

    For reference, National Treasure had this riddle; “The legend writ, the stain affected, the key in Silence undetected, fifty-five in iron pen, Mr. Matlack can't offend” The solution being The Declaration of Independence, and it was solved in the same scene it was introduced in!

  • @billywarren007
    @billywarren007 2 года назад +726

    It has taken me over a month to solve this, I have travelled to the catacombs of Paris, explored the frescos of Angkor Wat, delved deep into the Burial Chamber of Sneferu in the Red Pyramid, but I have finally solved it! I think it’s a Pear!

    • @shannondh83
      @shannondh83 2 года назад +41

      NO! NO! FIVE letters! P-E-A-R-S!!

    • @christinejameson14
      @christinejameson14 2 года назад +7

      Or pomegranate

    • @kirbwarriork3371
      @kirbwarriork3371 2 года назад +11

      @@shannondh83 No Billy had it, aPear ;)

    • @talco881
      @talco881 2 года назад +3

      Now that's funny!

    • @cakayakdiver
      @cakayakdiver Год назад +8

      How could you possibly get it wrong. It's right in front of you. The answer to the puzzle is "shirt"

  • @hoogreg
    @hoogreg 2 года назад +531

    What I like about The Da Vinci Code is that if you hate it, you could easily read Umberto Eco's "Foucault's Pendulum", which is basically the same plot but written by someone who knows what he's talking about.

    • @FGCLovesYou
      @FGCLovesYou 2 года назад +9

      Thank you! Pretty sure I saw that book around my house for years. Maybe it's time I looked into it.

    • @marks6051
      @marks6051 Год назад +36

      THANK YOU. I've long described this book to people (perhaps insufferably so) as "Thinking man's Da Vinci Code." Written by someone who knows what they're talking about, yet simultaneously doesn't take itself nearly as seriously.

    • @noahkidd3359
      @noahkidd3359 Год назад +12

      @@marks6051 Foucault's Pendulum doesn't take itself seriously? I don't know, Umberto Eco seems like just about one of the most pretentious writers around.

    • @marks6051
      @marks6051 Год назад +23

      @@noahkidd3359 Haha well, I can't disagree with that even though I do like him. I guess I meant because the book treats conspiracy theories with a bit more satire than Brown. I mean, at one point we're not sure if the documents are a religious plot spanning generations or just someone's grocery list.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 Год назад +2

      I liked the name of the rose but skipped over all the religious bs that the problem with these intellectuals they like to hear themselves talk to much

  • @polokan
    @polokan 2 года назад +659

    I've always had a different problem with the book. So the problem with the cryptex is that there's a bottle of vinegar inside and if you force it open then the vinegar would corrupt the papyrus, but, like, couldn't you freeze the vinegar? It's not even that hard, the freezing point of vinegar is -2°C (28F)

    • @vaerix0
      @vaerix0 2 года назад +177

      Shame there were no renowned chemists in the book

    • @chiaracoetzee
      @chiaracoetzee 2 года назад +74

      The solution all along: freezer + hammer

    • @TheKaylich
      @TheKaylich 2 года назад +54

      @@vaerix0 Even easier for a physicist. The bottle of Vinegar is both broken and unbroken before you open the cryptex. Basically, DaVinci's Cryptex is like Schrödingers Cat. Simply crack open the cryptex where the bottle is unbroken. You're welcome.

    • @andreac3362
      @andreac3362 2 года назад +20

      If it was frozen might the bottle break from the expansion? If there is a cork might it be forced open?

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 2 года назад +29

      You could also just use a drill or file to shave off the side of the crytex in a way that won’t break the bottle if the bottle is strong enough to survive you putting in the code it can definitely survive filing
      My solution stabilise the cryptic with clamps and then use an industrial sander to sand off the top

  • @ma.pike02
    @ma.pike02 Год назад +11

    I watched this instead of doing work for an essay due tomorrow which is worth 2% of my degree... no regrets. Thank you John.

  • @melissarey2973
    @melissarey2973 2 года назад +129

    My grandpa gave me his copy 3 days before he died. He said he really liked it and wanted me to read it. I didn't particularly care for the story but him sharing a book is a nice memory of the last time I saw my grandpa.

    • @joh7636
      @joh7636 2 года назад +5

      I think that's a lovely memory to have!

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 2 года назад +1

      This topic is near and dear to my heart. I hated and mocked this book when I was a teenager. He's almost stealing my thunder. I was so angry that I wanted my money back for that dumb green hardcover novel. It really could have been written by a 5th grader.

  • @zoeye7095
    @zoeye7095 2 года назад +495

    I worked at a book store when this book was still fairly new. A woman came in looking for the Da Vinci Code but before she asked where it was she went combing through the sections she thought it'd be in. Comes over to me and goes "I am looking for a book and I can't find it in the history or the biography sections." When she told me the name we just happened to be standing in the fiction section and I took her right to it saying "that's because it's in the fiction section", or something like that. She goes, "you mean Jesus didn't marry Mary of Magdalene?" and looked absolutely confused. I never read it myself but any time it's randomly brought up somehow I think of that woman.

    • @dougr550
      @dougr550 2 года назад +43

      That woman gets to live rent free in your brain lol. I've had a few experience like that. Isn't working in customer service just the best?

    • @SOUNDWAVE8000
      @SOUNDWAVE8000 2 года назад +1

      I'm gonna be the biggest artist on earth by the end of the year 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    • @Teriyakirage
      @Teriyakirage 2 года назад +6

      Mormons think he did!!! Or at least some Mormons- not sure if it’s in actual church doctrine but some for sure believe that since humans have to be married to get into the highest-tier of mormon heaven, and since Jesus is like the model of what people should be, that Jesus HAD to have been married

    • @louphillips5928
      @louphillips5928 2 года назад +8

      Not I, but a friend was leaving the NYC showing of the play based on the two first Hillary Mantel books about Sir Thomas Cromwell. A woman behind her said to a companion "I hope Mantel finishes that last book soon. I can't wait to find out what happens to Cromwell."

    • @avedic
      @avedic 2 года назад +22

      I work at a used book store currently....and can attest, at least half the adult population genuinely _does not know_ what the terms fiction and non-fiction mean.
      I cannot begin to count how many times I've asked someone if the book they're looking for is fiction or non-fiction, only to have their confused face say one more time, "It's about baseball. And the guy finds the thing." I'm sure most people would bet on the assumption that most human adults know what fiction and non-fiction mean. But around half of us.....don't.
      And that never ceases to astound me. In part because....if they don't know THAT....what DO they know? Anything??

  • @americopaez7080
    @americopaez7080 2 года назад +246

    I remember the craze.... and was talking to my wife about all the buzz while we were on the Subway.. a total stranger over-heard us and said, "I'm an English teacher, and that book is a wonderful example of how NOT to write an English sentence". Very convincing... I waited for the movie.

  • @seanmckee6061
    @seanmckee6061 Год назад +36

    This has the same energy as Jon Stewart's rant about deep dish pizza (or a casserole).

  • @Alphacharlie6
    @Alphacharlie6 2 года назад +739

    I would love John Oliver to give more reviews on books. I vote "The Secret" be next. Pretty please!

    • @cathithomas2888
      @cathithomas2888 2 года назад +3

      Lmasssso

    • @awwills66
      @awwills66 2 года назад +9

      YES thank you! they even have the same cover deal that I didn't notice before, because ~secrets~

    • @nikki5095
      @nikki5095 2 года назад +2

      Yes pleeeeeeeeease!

    • @samykingson5427
      @samykingson5427 2 года назад +2

      " the secret " review goin be awesome

    • @jotver
      @jotver 2 года назад +15

      i vote 50 Shades of Grey hahaha

  • @meganneely5502
    @meganneely5502 2 года назад +1722

    I teach an art history survey at a university and I have to grapple with this damn book every year because people believe stupid things because of it

    • @sitbone3
      @sitbone3 2 года назад +6

      “Art history survey”………that’s a thing ? Sheesh !

    • @em-ansley
      @em-ansley 2 года назад +285

      I'm so sorry you have to gr-A-P-P-L-E wiith that 😔

    • @paulojcduarte
      @paulojcduarte 2 года назад

      People believing in stupid shit is pretty much standard, most of the world population believe in some kind of a god

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 2 года назад +8

      @@em-ansley nice!

    • @tsad5611
      @tsad5611 2 года назад +62

      Yes, I love how some people seem to think Divinci was at the last supper taking a picture. Like a Monty Python sketch

  • @KarenSDR
    @KarenSDR 2 года назад +671

    Where the book disgusted me was much sooner, when the great expert took so long to figure out that DaVinci was using mirror writing. First of all, DaVinci was well known for that (I learned it from a Childcraft book when I was in grade school) and second of all, when you look at the sample of the writing, it just looks like backward writing. And yet this expert is trying to figure out what obscure lost language it must be. As Tolkien would say, "Disbelief had to be not only suspended but drawn and quartered."

    • @factsgod968
      @factsgod968 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0Po9do3CjIs/видео.html 🔥

    • @kathleenlee5235
      @kathleenlee5235 2 года назад +23

      That is when I threw the book across the room and for the next several weeks went on a tear dissing the book to friends and family.

    • @Robkinggozer
      @Robkinggozer 2 года назад +5

      Yeah right, you ate it all up and were deeply impressed until smarter people pointed out how bs the book really was. Don't pretend differently now.

    • @ricoparadiso
      @ricoparadiso 2 года назад +1

      ✝️ *LORD JESUS DIED & ROSE AGAIN TO PAY THE DEBT OF UR SIN!*
      ✅By Faith in the sacrifice God has made are we saved from the penalty of sin!
      🔵Turn from your sin that leads to death & accept His Gift that leads to eternal Life!
      💜We are all sinners that need God. No one can say they are perfect to be able to pay their debt of sin. This is why only God could pay the penalty for us, that is merciful Love!

    • @thoperSought
      @thoperSought 2 года назад +8

      @@ricoparadiso
      you do realize, don't you, that that story means your god is impotent.

  • @AshyGr33n
    @AshyGr33n Год назад +13

    5:28 I love how even *the accress* is doing a face of "Oh my god how did we not see that coming" until the next shot where she looks like she just had a revelation 🤣

  • @pedrofernando2038
    @pedrofernando2038 2 года назад +213

    In 2003 I wasn’t capable of reading more then a few pages of the Da Vinci Code and was puzzled by the hysteria around it. After almost twenty years I finally realize that I am not alone. Thank you John for telling the world the “king is naked”!

    • @DianaRodriguez-fs3cx
      @DianaRodriguez-fs3cx 2 года назад +2

      Lol!! I never liked the movie let alone the book ... Thanks to John, I guess those of us who didn't like the book/movie for it's lack of real complexity, now have a team of folks who can finally feel validated.

    •  2 года назад +7

      Fully agree. I may be giving Dan Brown too much credit, but I assume that the easy puzzles that "only" the smart protagonist could solve were intended to flatter the book's readers into thinking they were smart for being able to work the puzzles out. Flattered readers spread good reviews and buy more books. But who's to say?

    • @nicholasmrobinson
      @nicholasmrobinson 2 года назад +2

      It's the Emperor and he has no clothes. You're welcome.

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 2 года назад

      @ Sounds like the seduction of Q

    • @Escarii66
      @Escarii66 2 года назад

      Da Vinci code is pretty bad, but If you want a real car-crash of a book try reading Dan's earlier work, 'Deception Point'.

  • @floriantinschert5542
    @floriantinschert5542 2 года назад +370

    John Oliver really reveling in the captive audience aspect of his show.

  • @alejandrovega7746
    @alejandrovega7746 2 года назад +275

    I need more of this show!

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 2 года назад +228

    To be fair, there were two Codexes, and the first one was a much weirder puzzle to solve. Which begs the question: don't you typically make things harder to break into the further in you get? You don't lock the Declaration of Independance in a high security vault then put a bike lock on the glass case holding it, would you?
    And I say harder to solve, but the clue was written on the page and 12-year-old me didn't even get to that part of the page before saying "that's backwards writing" and holding it up to my bathroom mirror to read the clue.

    • @fabriziogonzales9719
      @fabriziogonzales9719 2 года назад +2

      Never read the book but by “backwards writing” you don’t refer to the one in the vid right?

    • @MorningDusk7734
      @MorningDusk7734 2 года назад +12

      @@fabriziogonzales9719 In the book, the initial Codex is actually the outer layer of two nested Codexes, the inner of which is the one with the Apple solution. The outer Codex came with a wooden plaque that had the reversed writing carved into it, likely meaning it was intended to be used as a stamp to get the message on paper. The riddle Tom Hanks says in the clip is written on a piece of paper wrapped around the inner Codex.

    • @wendygreidanus8391
      @wendygreidanus8391 Год назад +7

      You were an impressively critical thinker at the age of 12, Morning Dusk. Cheers. ;)

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 Год назад +6

      It's very well known that Da Vinci wrote that way and you're right not a very difficult puzzle

    • @ACitizenOfOurWorld
      @ACitizenOfOurWorld Год назад +6

      In your second sentence, you meant to say it RAISES the question. Don't use 'begs the question' as that has a whole other meaning and makes you look like you are uneducated to those that know the difference. Besides that, it took attention away from your main point. You don't want that to happen.

  • @faustovrz
    @faustovrz 2 года назад +71

    I've never wasted my time in anything Da Vinci Code related up until today. Thanks John Oliver! It was a nice 18 year streak.

    • @Victimesty
      @Victimesty 2 года назад

      What a shame! You must've been one to three years old when the book came out in your language. It would've been perfect for you!

    • @twigwigsoso
      @twigwigsoso 2 года назад +1

      i made it 19 years myself!!

    • @faustovrz
      @faustovrz Год назад

      I was 22 when that mess came out, and I've already read Foucault's Pendulum 9 years before, So I was sure it was pretty pretty bad@@Victimesty

  • @tlsgrz6194
    @tlsgrz6194 2 года назад +699

    I'm down for a weekly "Overrated popculture phenomenons with John Oliver"

    • @bossgandy
      @bossgandy 2 года назад +5

      I would pay to watch that series, seriously

    • @theantipope4354
      @theantipope4354 2 года назад +4

      I would watch the shit out of that show!

    • @arthurbriand2175
      @arthurbriand2175 2 года назад +7

      He has Daniel O'Brien on staff, who is essentially a walking pop culture encyclopedia, so it's doable.

    • @davek7706
      @davek7706 2 года назад +3

      Ooh, do 'The Celestine Prophecy' next!

    • @jayjya
      @jayjya 2 года назад +2

      up next: marvel films.

  • @qwertyuiopzxcfgh
    @qwertyuiopzxcfgh 2 года назад +229

    This was great, more book reviews please. I'd honestly love if this were to become a regular segment in the show.

  • @sageabovethemoon21
    @sageabovethemoon21 2 года назад +6

    John Oliver- you are so brilliant. As heartbreaking or silly your topics are- you never fail to impress me and give me comfort even in the pain of some stories. Thank you so very much!

  • @thedebatehitman
    @thedebatehitman 2 года назад +256

    I always look forward to these during my morning commute to work on Mondays. I’m not usually up this late on Sunday nights, but I’ll stay up a little longer for this.

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 2 года назад +113

    1:08 John is absolutely right about what content belongs on RUclips. We live for this stuff. We watch half hour video essays about movies we've never seen. I watched a 5 hour essay on Victorious. Bring it on, John.

    • @GoodAvatar
      @GoodAvatar 2 года назад +1

      I *would* recommend Redlettermedia, but.... Be warned.
      It's both addictive and Rich Evan's laugh is very, *very* shrill and annoying until you get used to it.
      Then it annoys your girlfriend and wakes up your cat at 230 in the morning.

    • @tiffanymoton704
      @tiffanymoton704 2 года назад +2

      I also watched that five hour video essay about victorious (which I have never seen)

    • @diegomacara5658
      @diegomacara5658 2 года назад

      Pass the link 😂

    • @jessicagothie2951
      @jessicagothie2951 2 года назад +1

      I watch people telling me how to do better at painting WH40K minis. I do not own any WH40K minis and I have never played WH40K.

    • @bloopity4117
      @bloopity4117 2 года назад +1

      I WATCHED THAT ESSAY TOO it was so good

  • @jpablo68
    @jpablo68 2 года назад +184

    In the spanish version of the book, the answer is "Pomus" which means fruit in latin since apple was an english word and could not be used, pomus being a latin word is kind of harder to figure it out, so imagine my surprise when i found out that apple was the answer in the english version...

    • @frannyg1609
      @frannyg1609 2 года назад +42

      Considering that the riddle is supposed to lead to the answer of an ancient secret, it really would've made more sense to make it a Latin word.

    • @perpetrin
      @perpetrin 2 года назад +24

      Well, in France, it's the word "pomme", which fit the 5 letters things. So, it makes it indeed stupid for French people. But I remember feeling myself quite proud when I found the solution of the puzzle before it was revealed in the book. But then I was only 10 years old.

    • @nilsfatman490
      @nilsfatman490 2 года назад +5

      "Pomus" is more often translated to "fruit tree". Since Newton spend so much time chilling under a tree, watching the apples fall, it makes even more sense than just the word "apple". Stupid riddle, still.

    • @farkstein1213
      @farkstein1213 2 года назад +4

      Technically it then means fruit in both books since apple used to be a generic word for any fruit except for berries.

    • @acoupleofschoes
      @acoupleofschoes 2 года назад +5

      Did they change the fact that Sophie's grandfather, who made the box, always spoke in English? That was a not insignificant point made in the beginning of the book. All the riddles and all the answers, from a Frenchman, were written in English.

  • @jessewalker-mcgraw1331
    @jessewalker-mcgraw1331 2 года назад +15

    During the height of covid, when I was very bored, I watched all three Da Vinci Code movies. They just get more and more bizarre, but seeing as everything from that time feels like a fever dream, it sort of fits

  • @henrytawnn8694
    @henrytawnn8694 2 года назад +242

    I never read the book and I couldn't even pay attention to the movie, it was such a slow slog. So, this saved me a ton of time. Thanks, as always, Mr. Oliver.

    • @PaleGhost69
      @PaleGhost69 2 года назад +3

      The book was a slog too. It put me to sleep so many times while getting through it.

    • @deanwalker6262
      @deanwalker6262 2 года назад

      @PaleGhost69 Why would you force yourself to finish it? That sounds painful, must have pretty good discipline. 😆

    • @GentlemanlyOtter
      @GentlemanlyOtter 2 года назад +4

      @Jon Thor reported you for spam

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 2 года назад +1

      My friend reads all the "popular" books and read this when it came out. She told me it was written for an 8th grade reading comprehension level.

    • @f3lifica
      @f3lifica 2 года назад

      I too disliked the movie. So glad that John said something! Sometimes it's important!!

  • @Andre_APM
    @Andre_APM 2 года назад +302

    John has reached the point of his career where his audience is literally captive

    • @jaydice1
      @jaydice1 2 года назад +1

      Most untreated comment here

    • @entylsa
      @entylsa 2 года назад +1

      But despite what he is saying, the on screen audience as well!

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0wCUEtvPeq4/видео.html

    • @jelmerstavenga3724
      @jelmerstavenga3724 2 года назад +1

      If not captive at least very much captivated

    • @komalahayes1535
      @komalahayes1535 2 года назад

      ... And he can have me. Worst he could do was spazz out and give us a proper cup of tea. HBO would give us lunch. I would go home happy with a story to tell🤣

  • @dhgelling
    @dhgelling 2 года назад +641

    I was hoping this would be about how the free association-style puzzle solving presented in the book primed people to later go along with similarly bad reasoning in conspiracy theories and Qanon in particular. But this was great, and not quite as depressing

    • @thenextprodigy815
      @thenextprodigy815 2 года назад +23

      Scrolled for a minute to find someone who got it...

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 2 года назад +51

      @@thenextprodigy815 To be fair, that started waaayyy before DaVinci Code, you can already blame X-Files for priming pop media audiences for conspiracy theories taking hold.

    • @Robin-jk6wz
      @Robin-jk6wz 2 года назад +15

      @@RoonMian or numerology

    • @ingridschmid1709
      @ingridschmid1709 2 года назад +14

      @@RoonMian Ah I guess you're not wrong but as little as I'm acquainted with the wretched book and its offspring, I can vouch that X-Files at least sometimes indulged in artful self parody that bordered genius, a redeeming quality I suspect is nowhere to be found in the Da Vinci mess.
      I particularly recall a superb marsh monster episode that deserved a special Emmy all by itself .

    • @ecosta
      @ecosta 2 года назад +8

      Let's add how Karens probably got inspired by "The Secret"

  • @thesolitarydudess5864
    @thesolitarydudess5864 2 года назад +18

    This feels like a Dan O'Brien piece and I am here for it. 🥰

    • @Pringlesman
      @Pringlesman 9 месяцев назад

      I know you are probably still very interested in this weird clip you wrote a random comment on a year ago. So fun-fact. Dan O'Brien is a writer on Last Week Tonight.

  • @Jarakin
    @Jarakin 2 года назад +1435

    The really sad thing about the Apple riddle is that it actually really is a very difficult riddle by Dan Brown’s standards. Another of his books had the entire conflict hinge on no one at the NSA being able to work out that the difference between 235 and 238 is three.
    God I wish I was joking.

    • @Alovam
      @Alovam 2 года назад +116

      Yeah, it's on the level of that one puzzle from National Treasure where the computer can't figure out that the password is Valley Forge because it has two Ls and two Es. Oh! but Nicholas Cage can!

    • @lisamarie5937
      @lisamarie5937 2 года назад +3

      Which book was this?

    • @Jarakin
      @Jarakin 2 года назад +22

      @@lisamarie5937 Digital Fortress

    • @jpsistenich2716
      @jpsistenich2716 2 года назад +106

      @@Jarakin Such a shockingly bad book. And then Deception Point had the exact same plot: "specialist" "discovers" "unique information" that "solves/proves the puzzle", while surviving attacks from "professional assassins" while screwing the "young, female sidekick".
      His writing is cack.

    • @And3aPet
      @And3aPet 2 года назад +23

      I confess that I enjoyed reading the DC when it first came out, though it did nothing to turn my world inside out. But then I tried reading another novel by Dan Brown and gave up … it was downhill from the somewhat entertaining mole hill of the first book.

  • @roberttamayo7465
    @roberttamayo7465 2 года назад +262

    I love that he made a whole segment both trolling the audience like they aren't right there and venting a personal grievance with a pop culture icon lol

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0wCUEtvPeq4/видео.html

  • @jonathanlindsey8864
    @jonathanlindsey8864 2 года назад +117

    I like how John acknowledges us RUclipsrs who are too poor or lazy to pay into his HBO daddy. Much love John!

    • @Randy_Butternubs
      @Randy_Butternubs 2 года назад +2

      Yay for poor people!!

    • @pallao3500
      @pallao3500 2 года назад +1

      I'm too Europe to be part of the studio audience.

    • @obnoxiousNoxy
      @obnoxiousNoxy 2 года назад +1

      Or when HBO isn't available where you live.

  • @TheSunIsPurpleStudio
    @TheSunIsPurpleStudio Год назад +6

    "Apple. A-P-P-L-E. Apple."
    "Forrest Gump, you have won the Spelling Bee!"

  • @ToudaHell
    @ToudaHell 2 года назад +245

    I've read 3 Dan Brown books in my lifetime and that's enough Dan Brown for me. He uses the same formula for everyone. The main character gets dragged into a situation reluctantly because of a death or potentially catastrophic event that is WAY out of their comfort zone, the locals hate them because the locals think they can solve it on their own, the main character partner up with their love interest, they go on convoluted journeys to solve the mystery, they get betrayed by someone they trust who they've told everything and think is helping them, the villain is killed in the final confrontation, and the 2 love birds live happily ever after.

    • @userSchlonsch
      @userSchlonsch 2 года назад +27

      The main character is also Robert Langdon in most of them, and he has literally no character development over multiple novels.

    • @james.randorff
      @james.randorff 2 года назад +19

      […] and the two lovebirds live happily ever *until the next book, when there is little to no further mention of the previous woman.

    • @JohnChapman7
      @JohnChapman7 2 года назад +1

      Exactly: formulaic.

    • @KikiLaLa33
      @KikiLaLa33 2 года назад +3

      Yes! I’ve read 3 as well but they are all so alike that my brain has squished them all together. 😅

    • @chd261ndla
      @chd261ndla 2 года назад +3

      So basically 99% of crime books and movies!!!! Gotcha.

  • @USS-SNAKE-ISLAND
    @USS-SNAKE-ISLAND 2 года назад +866

    Here's what my agent said to me back when this novel came out: "Most literary agents will agree that Dan Brown is not a good writer... but *ALL* agents are looking for the next Dan Brown."

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 2 года назад +159

      "We need to find someone willing to write a book that's exactly stupid enough so the average person will feel a little smart."

    • @bleybourne1
      @bleybourne1 2 года назад +65

      @@googiegress That's exactly it. Nobody wants a book where the central puzzle is so difficult that nobody has a chance to work it out. That just makes the readers feel dumb and they might not buy the next book. The average person isn't that smart, so it has to be pretty blatant.

    • @aceshighdueceslow
      @aceshighdueceslow 2 года назад +23

      and then they found him when Ready Player One was published?

    • @keyokediacherus2063
      @keyokediacherus2063 2 года назад +16

      @@aceshighdueceslow Admittedly that ones popularity stemmed from nostalgia as much as anything else... probably the only thing that kept me reading was that the first clue was a D&D adventure.

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 2 года назад +5

      @@aceshighdueceslow Oh, please do read Ready Player Two (a stupid name, for starter). It's shockingly awful and its protagonist shockingly creepy. There should be free online copies.

  • @Sklallamstrong
    @Sklallamstrong 2 года назад +241

    I love it when John gets up on an angry soap box. Let's be honest, it's why we tune in, it's what we need.

    • @Taladar2003
      @Taladar2003 2 года назад

      Reminds me of David Mitchell's rants.

  • @srf2112
    @srf2112 9 месяцев назад +5

    When John says "You could've stopped watching this 10 minutes ago..." at 6:30 in I suddenly realized the nature of time is an apple.

  • @willerwin3201
    @willerwin3201 2 года назад +387

    Ah, the classic Dan Brown writing technique: end every chapter in a cliffhanger, build on the premise of a conspiracy theory, the trusted father figure is always the villain, and the sidekick ally is a pretty woman that the author’s self-insert main character will doing in the last chapter and then forget about in the next book.

    • @metheus108
      @metheus108 2 года назад +22

      A cliffhanger with the solution foreshadowed 3 chapters earlier...

    • @willerwin3201
      @willerwin3201 2 года назад +32

      @@metheus108 …with at least half a dozen pointless references to a Mickey Mouse watch.

    • @becomingsentient1208
      @becomingsentient1208 2 года назад +1

      Scientific progress goes doing

    • @kg16460
      @kg16460 2 года назад +11

      I came to say the same thing. Every single book he writes is basically the same. Started with Digital Fortress. The bad guy is someone trusted that you find out betrays you halfway into the book.

    • @simonpowell9975
      @simonpowell9975 2 года назад +7

      The Sidekick bit is just clear that he took a lot of inspiration from Bond as well as Indiana Jones

  • @SRQBID
    @SRQBID 2 года назад +536

    I remember the 00s. I was busting my ass trying to get all As in my lit classes, trying to get into our university's creative writing program (all as a dyslexic). All the world, including critics, were saying that The Da Vinci Code was a shining example of what an author should aspire to create... I got my hands on a copy and reading it was one of the worst experiences in my life. I thought there must be something wrong with me if I hated it so much. Not only was it terrible, it also made me question my life choices and what I was going to do with my future. I HATE THIS BOOK.

    • @onlythebest3311
      @onlythebest3311 2 года назад +5

      So what did you end up doing

    • @SRQBID
      @SRQBID 2 года назад +71

      @@onlythebest3311 I decided the book fucking sucked and I didn't have to like everything that others considered great. I got straight A's that semester, into the Creative Writing program, and also into a second program for an HR degree. My book "The Da Vinci Code Sucks Skunk Ape Balls" is set to be published next year. *that last part isn't true

    • @hansnorleaf
      @hansnorleaf 2 года назад +23

      I find it weird that people hate this book so hard. It was a basic detective story wrapped in some questionable religious gift paper and the language was bearably average. It was in almost all respects just a boring book that got super hyped.

    • @ivanov093
      @ivanov093 2 года назад +11

      @@hansnorleaf That's what's irritating about it.
      [TL;DR
      Fame gives the impression something is good. People want others to join. It's not good (to then), so they don't want to join. The perseived pressure makes them resentful. They lash out.]
      I don't hate this book, never read it nor seen the movies, but I have hated many other things. And the problem is that when most things are mediocre or a bad, you don't see it unless you look for it. You don't have to think about it, it doesn't take up space, you live beside each other without any friction. But when one of those things that should have stayed buried gets famous, you can't escape it. You see ads, you get told about how you're missing out, third party media references. It's that use of space, aggressively beckoning you join the bandwagon that starts to give people a resentment towards it. That resentment then morphs "I don't want to join" to "why would I join, if you shouldn't even exist?" Then arguments start about what does deserve to be praised.

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier 2 года назад +9

      And on top of all that, Dan Brown was accused by some other authors of stealing the idea from them

  • @SDXStudio
    @SDXStudio 2 года назад +102

    I'm not sure if he actually feels like he is wasting our time, but honestly, I'm just happy to have Last Week Tonight content at this point. It has been so long John. So very, very long.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea 2 года назад +3

      Ohhhh....actually....This topic is near and dear to my heart. I hated and mocked this book when I was a teenager. He's almost stealing my thunder. I was so angry that I wanted my money back for that dumb green hardcover novel.

  • @joha6223
    @joha6223 Год назад +13

    Please give us a Ryan George & John Oliver pitch meeting/web exclusive - two best dissectors of popular culture in media right now 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +1

      It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!!!

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki Год назад +1

      Both of them also got two first names as their full name

    • @Thigrandil
      @Thigrandil 8 месяцев назад

      Who the fuck is ryan george?

  • @sirpotatolord2219
    @sirpotatolord2219 2 года назад +40

    I'm glad someone finally had the balls to call this movie out. thank you sir for being the hero we deserve.

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/0wCUEtvPeq4/видео.html

  • @classicalduck
    @classicalduck 2 года назад +295

    I read the first three chapters of The Da Vinci Code in my dentist's waiting room. After that, the root canal procedure didn't seem quite so bad.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 2 года назад +5

      So the book saved you from pain, guess it is worthwhile then.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +8

      It literally distracted me from the fact that the plane I was on was having landing gear failure. So bad, it was good. I liked it and hated myself for liking it, just like Twilight a few years later, and maybe certain cheap bottles of wine. Cheers! 🤣

    • @KatieGray1
      @KatieGray1 2 года назад +3

      I read it on a bus to Atlantic City when I was 19 on an extended family girls gambling trip with Aunts and cousins. It was awful but I was bored and I didn't own a cell phone. Had to borrow a friend's ID just in case, but mainly I spent the whole time worried about hitting it big on slots because of the paperwork, so every time I won a little I stopped playing. All that stress and the only person who asked for my ID the entire time was on the way into a comedy show.

    • @thejubieexperience
      @thejubieexperience 2 года назад +4

      You must have had the shortest wait in a dentist's office in history

    • @rachelballard9443
      @rachelballard9443 2 года назад +1

      Excellent burn

  • @jessicasnow9007
    @jessicasnow9007 2 года назад +83

    I didn’t know I needed a John Oliver book club.

    • @nfzeta128
      @nfzeta128 2 года назад

      neither did I until I saw this comment. Now it consumes my mind.

  • @cstuart5638
    @cstuart5638 9 месяцев назад +1

    3:09, this is one of the reasons I really love John Oliver, and this show. Not only am I getting mocked by my friends who are watching things most teenagers watch, while I'm watching talk shows, the host of my favourite show tells me to straight up die because I'm young. This is the best show HBO has ever aired.

  • @karenmeurer5099
    @karenmeurer5099 2 года назад +102

    I remember screaming "apple" at my book for several chapters when the characters all seemed puzzled. I couldn't figure out how a "Harvard symbologist" couldn't figure it out. THANK YOU, John!

    • @jamessharman7963
      @jamessharman7963 2 года назад

      Hello Karen, how’s the weather over there?

  • @MrTerminal32
    @MrTerminal32 2 года назад +170

    Watching John frenetically ranting about freaking Robert Langdon was the highlight of my week!

  • @stephaniemccullough7725
    @stephaniemccullough7725 2 года назад +85

    The fact that this is #1 on trending really makes me feel good about my day

  • @michaelwood9901
    @michaelwood9901 2 года назад +12

    My favourite part is earlier than that, when the Da Vinci expert and cryptologist, as well as the French cryptology expert, can't figure out that a message was written using a mirror, even though, once they figure that out, they remember that Da Vinci likes to mirror writing all the time!

    • @everythingshiny
      @everythingshiny Год назад +1

      I took one year of art history in school and I knew that da Vinci wrote backwards. What kind of education is Harvard giving?

  • @datgurl12121
    @datgurl12121 2 года назад +640

    as someone who often makes Dungeons and dragons puzzles, never underestimate how basic a puzzle needs to be.

    • @chriswoo2289
      @chriswoo2289 2 года назад +48

      Yeah....... you're not wrong.
      3.5 hours and the answer was "None"
      Worst part?
      I was a Player not the DM

    • @LoveProWrestling
      @LoveProWrestling 2 года назад +35

      that feeling when the game grinds to a halt and the only way out is to tell the players the answer

    • @Lawsonomy1
      @Lawsonomy1 2 года назад +38

      For the players to solve on the spot in what is basically a free form improve setting. Movies are scriped dramas, the puzzle can be fiendishly complicated or even impossible as long as you make the audience believe the character is smart enough to solve it that's all you need.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 2 года назад +58

      But this worse, if the guy knew some actual history it wouldn't have worked. there never was a apple and Newton never incurred the wrath of the church.

    • @reiteration6273
      @reiteration6273 2 года назад +45

      @@chriswoo2289 I feel your pain. My group once got stuck in a room slowly filling with poison gas for two hours of real time while we tried to figure out a puzzle that we thought would let us escape when we solved it.
      It turned out the door was unlocked.

  • @nikhavert6163
    @nikhavert6163 2 года назад +173

    I remember when people at my church, including our priest, were in an uproar over the book, and I was more or less telling them, "Instead of the Catholic Church protesting about the book's themes, why don't they just talk about how poorly written the book is?"

    • @hollybug-76542
      @hollybug-76542 2 года назад +27

      It's not like they would know what a well written one is.

    • @joelskelley2625
      @joelskelley2625 2 года назад +9

      @Holly Wendel yeah it’s not like Catholicism gave ride to the divine comedy or the lord of the rings or the entire Renaissance or anything like that

    • @cohibaav8or
      @cohibaav8or 2 года назад +1

      @Nik Havert it was the same for me though I was raised protestant. I still haven't read DaVinci but I read Deception Point and it was one of the most infuriatingly stupid books I had ever read. It made it very difficult to understand why anyone would take anything he wrote seriously if they'd actually read it.

    • @sonicwave779
      @sonicwave779 2 года назад +6

      @@joelskelley2625 That was a continental stretch. Also you're thinking of the period *before* the Renaissance.

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 2 года назад +3

      Because people who buy the Catholic church’s stories aren’t very good at thinking and who like the style of the Catholic Church don’t have good taste?

  • @nicholsonc23
    @nicholsonc23 2 года назад +66

    John, I love it when you waste my time. I give you so much of it, and I keep coming back for more. I didn't even know that I wanted to hear about the DaVinci Code, just like I never fully appreciated what a heartthrob Adam Driver is before you elaborated. Thank you good sir!

  • @mkcello33
    @mkcello33 2 месяца назад +2

    I have no idea how often i watched this. I think i stopped counting after 10 times 😂

  • @np1056
    @np1056 2 года назад +214

    The Da Vinci Code is definitely in the "Movies You Watch With Your Dad" genre. Other notable examples include The Mummy, National Treasure, Ocean's 11, Mission Impossible, and Indiana Jones.
    And the book is in a genre I like to call "books I read on a plane because it was for sale at the airport."

    • @Just_Mike_A
      @Just_Mike_A 2 года назад +24

      But.. I liked The Mummy

    • @makelikeatree1696
      @makelikeatree1696 2 года назад +7

      The Good the Bad and the Ugly. And Zulu.

    • @metallicavoices
      @metallicavoices 2 года назад +6

      I like all those movies lol

    • @np1056
      @np1056 2 года назад +7

      @@Just_Mike_A I didn't say they're all bad movies. Everyone likes The Mummy (even if they don't admit it 😉)!

    • @np1056
      @np1056 2 года назад +3

      @@metallicavoices I didn't say they were all BAD movies! Many are truly dear to my heart. They're fun & I associate them with memories with my dad.

  • @rachellani
    @rachellani 2 года назад +147

    I felt this rant deep within my heart and I want to take this time to thank John Oliver and his staff for getting the truth out there.

    • @oduffy1939
      @oduffy1939 2 года назад +3

      The Truth is Out There - X-Files.

  • @meloncornets3034
    @meloncornets3034 2 года назад +91

    Oh John. This show is a treasure.

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 2 года назад +9

      A National Treasure... You missed another symboligist art puzzle tie in?
      For shame!

  • @panacea834
    @panacea834 11 месяцев назад +4

    I am so grateful that somebody famous finally said this.

    • @MinekEzQM
      @MinekEzQM 9 месяцев назад

      Said what?
      He cowardly stopped half ways. Yes, the book is full of easy riddles. Apple. The mirror writing. etc.
      On purpose. Average people are dumb. Reading the book, solving the easy riddles bore the protagonists made the readers feel smart. And that's it. That sold the book to millions of dumb people.
      But John didn't want to lose his crowd, so didn't get to the deduction.

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 2 года назад +65

    I did not know that I needed this video, but it has made me so happy (at least for 8:46 minutes) so thank you LWT and John Oliver. Your work and the brave audience kept under lockdown for an unspecified period of time, has not gone unnoticed or unappreciated. Stay safe, healthy and see you virtually in February.

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 года назад

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