Air Bud: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)
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- Опубликовано: 23 апр 2022
- John Oliver discusses rules, moral intention, and 1997's Air Bud.
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Homie went to jail for getting his dog stolen.
If they also take the truck he's country western star
Fr carried off 💀💀
Maybe those Cops "Don't see color" so they couldn't tell he wasn't black.
omg pretty much ahahaha
That’s peak America right there
Fun fact: all the constitution says about the speaker of the house is "The House of Representatives shall choose their speaker". It doesn't list any requirements, meaning that the speaker doesn't have to be a congressman or even a US citizen. It also doesn't say that the speaker must be a human. I'm writing a script for a new Air Bud movie based on this, don't steal it.
Straight forward from here...
And we'd all watch it, but how will you get Weinstein out of the lockup to executive produce it? Unless....please don't steal my script about an Air Bud prison break movie!
As long as you title it: Air Bud - Barker of the House, I accept this and will give you all the monies.
Yes. FUCK YES. DO it.
Air Bud: Golden ReSPEAKER
The seriousness and sincerity with which Oliver says "Air Bud, crucially, is NOT Josh's dog" just cracks me up.
And then the solid few second silence lmao
I had chuckled a few times but that part absolutely busted me
john's delivery is impeccable, hence the popular tv show.
I love that this entire piece feels like the opening and closing statement to a lawsuit about who deserves Buddy, and John was hired as Snively's attorney.
Lmao! I watched the rest of the segment with this in mind after reading your comment, and it made it even funnier! 🤣
John killed it with his delivery of this web exclusive. He killed it like it was Josh's dad.
Lawd haff mercy
The only thing funnier than this JO exclusive...was your comment!
Off screen?
Or he killed it like he killed Josh's dad.
I disagree, He killed it onscreen very much unlike Josh's dad, who bites it offscreen :D
This has big “Dad quarantined for several months with small child with Disney+ access” energy
TWO sons under ten so… yes, that is exactly what he went through.
@@kateemma22 I love that this line of thinking means that the Oliver children had access to decades of content and John was like "Buckle up boys, it's time to spin the Wheel of Classics"
This movie is so old John probably saw it at oxford, probably
John Oliver DEFINITELY watches First Things First. He was straight up channeling Nick Wright for a moment there.
#Mrnyangostar
I grew up on the Air Buddies series so it's so funny to see John Oliver make fun of how they became superheroes and not reference how their owners (children) almost got killed by ghosts and they had to save them by talking to a chihuahua medium who used a crystal ball
That’s what I was thinking! Spooky buddies is 10x weirder than super buddies. Also, is he not going to mention the talking shift in perspective? Snow buddies will always be my favorite tho. (I do own all the air buddies sequels on dvd. No, I don’t know why.
Every movie in the _Air Bud_ series and spinoffs so far (taken verbatim from Wikipedia):
• _Air Bud_ (1997) - Josh meets an abused Golden Retriever and finds out that he can play basketball.
• _Air Bud: Golden Receiver_ (1998) - Josh's Golden Retriever learns to play American football.
• _Air Bud: World Pup_ (2000) - Josh discovers that Buddy's ballplaying skills apply to soccer.
• _Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch_ (2002) - Buddy makes the baseball team and becomes a star player.
• _Air Bud: Spikes Back_ (2003) - Buddy tackles volleyball.
• _Air Buddies_ (2006) - Buddy and Molly's offspring work together to help each other while attempting to rescue their parents.
• _Snow Buddies_ (2008) - The offspring of Buddy and Molly go on an Alaskan adventure.
• _Space Buddies_ (2009) - The Buddies tag along for a school field trip to the space museum and accidentally walk aboard a rocket ship.
• _Santa Buddies_ (2009) - The Buddies team up with Puppy Paws, the son of Santa Paws, to end the melting of a magical icicle threatening Christmas Eve.
• _The Search for Santa Paws_ (2010) - When Santa is in trouble, Paws has to save Christmas with the help of some friends.
• _Spooky Buddies_ (2011) - The Buddies are in a new adventure when Halloween hits Fernfield.Treasure Buddies_ (2012) - The Buddies find themselves on an Indiana Jones style adventure.
• _Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups_ (2012) - When the Christmas spirit begins to disappear, Mrs. Claus and the Santa Pups must race to save Christmas around the world.
• _Super Buddies_ (2013) - After acquiring rings that grant them superpowers, the Buddies must use them to stop a villainous alien dictator.
All in all, Buddy's accomplishments include (as far as I am aware):
1. Winning a children's championship basketball game
2. Helping to win a children's championship football game (though not winning it himself, as he was taken out for injuries part way through)
3. Fathering five children
4. Winning a children's championship soccer game
5. Winning a children's championship baseball game
6. Winning a children's championship volleyball game
7. Assisting in the capture of multiple criminals
8. Being kidnapped three times (four if you count both Snively and Josh's kidnappings)
His children's accomplishments include (as far as I am aware):
1. Winning a dogsled race
2. Going to the moon
3. Saving the lives of a Cosmonaut and his dog
4. Performing necessary repairs on their spaceship
5. Saving Christmas
6. Ghostbusting
7. Assisting in the defeat of an evil warlock, thus saving their entire town (and possibly world), using the power of God
8. Assisting in the discovery of ancient Egyptian treasure
9. Acquiring super powers to become the Puppy Avengers (not their official name)
10. Assisting in the defeat of an alien warlord
11. Being kidnapped multiple times
12. Assisting in the capture of multiple criminals
Didn't even know this movie existed but now I must watch it 😂
@@ob2kenobi388thank you for your research, it’s highly appreciated.
@@serpentmaster1323 I loved that movie so much as a child and I recently learned so many puppies died in the making of that film appearently. 😢
Even though it’s a web exclusive, this was honestly one of John Oliver’s best bits ever. He should do more deconstructions of movies/TV shows like this.
I recommend watching Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder. It's an old series that one of the writers of this show, Daniel O'Brien, used to do on RUclips and this honestly feels like an episode of it
@@sarahgent2674 Daniel is one of the writers? I miss his YT content
@@sarahgent2674this totally sounds like an "After Hours" episode... Miss the whole Cracked crew
I love how this show can go from blackmailing congress on week to having a deep discussion on air bud lore the next
Aint no rule against it, I suppose
which is the blackmail congress one?
The best
He'll make you laugh at Congress, and cry at Air Bud, truly the entire spectrum
why don't they upload 1st part of the segment to youtube sometimes?
i want to see blackmailing the congress part..
I'm an ethics professor. I might use this in class. There's no rule that says I can't.
Ain't no rule*
Ethics professor eh? I’ll give you 50 bucks for a passing grade.
#Mrnyangostar
Except perhaps for a few pesky copyright and intellectual property prohibitions. 🙂
copyright laws
I love it when Daniel O'Brien's Writing shines.
Oh my God you're completely right
I was thinking the same thing lol
If John were an ethics and social/political ideology lecturer I swear I’ll attend every bit of his classes
Watch community
As someone who spent more than 30 minutes on a 2nd date giving a dramatic retelling of the movie air bud to my now wife this rant was a highlight of the year.
Never let her go.
She is a keeper
*your results may vary
Amazing lol
And that's the night she fell in love.
topics you should never bring up at the Thanksgiving table: religion, politics, or Air Bud lore
That's spam ^^^ don't click on it. Goddamn spambots and scambots. lol
Also spam ^^^ though I am 99.9% sure nobody alive is dumb enough to fall for that one lmao. Still don't click on it regardless.
I love the lore, I’ve never seen the first 4 air bud films but I’ve seen ALL the Air Buddies films , all of them because the puppies talked in them
I'd bring up all but Air Bud. If I did, everybody would assume that I'm suffering from a stroke. lol
@@realzachfluke1 just report it and move on.
Don't waste your time typing.
Shit. I just wasted my own time 🤦♂️
This movie had one of the best lines of dialogue in cinema
*opposing teams coach* "Will somebody guard that dog?!?!?!"
This is 100% a Daniel O'Brien fever dream he convinced John to do. Esp the joke about too much kissing in movies, that's something he'd definitely say on obsessive pop culture disorder.
DOB works for John Oliver?! I had no idea, but it makes perfect sense.
After I scrolled down halfway through the video and was reminded of Deany O'Beany, I could definitely hear his voice in some of these jokes.......
Omg, you're so right. This has DOB all over it.
This is 100% an episode of OPCD that he never got to film, tweaked slightly to fit John Oliver's delivery. DOB's still got it, that's for sure, I hope he's having more fun just focusing on writing, and given that later projects he helmed on Cracked he would write and direct but not do nearly as much on camera as he did prior, I think he is. But my question is, if John Oliver is Daniel, who would be the best Swaim, Katie, and Soren to join him at the After Hours table?
@@tj-intercharismaticdwyer6569I would suggest Ryan Reynolds as Soren. Maybe Cecily Strong as Katie. I think you have to keep Swaim. I struggle to see another performer take
The throw away line, "I went to Oxford, probably" was absolute genius
Haha, yeah - he actually went to Cambridge
I burst out laughing at that part because *he went to Cambridge*
Josh's dad dead wrong was my favourite.
Reminds me of The Doctor's line in *The City of Death*: "You're an attractive woman, probably." :-)
Just playing into the American stereotype that everyone with a British accent is a genius with an Oxford education.
"I went to Oxford probably"
This is weirdly Oliver's best clip in a long time. The jokes are so spot on.
Right ? That was gold
It's funnier once one realizes that he actually went to Cambridge lol
hear hear
I got to the end of this video and was thinking the same sentiment. This is fucking art.
I went to Yale, maybe.
This is like my comfort episode. When I need to calm my anxiety I come listen to John talk about Josh's dead dad and the weird fake rules we make up in our society.
Same. I've been here every day for a week.
Air Bud and his owner were my neighbors back in the early '90s (Saphire in PB). It was amazing watching them practice. I'm sure that dog was a reincarnated athlete. He was just as impressive as a wide receiver.
Sadly he was never made to be a wide receiver. He was perfect as a Golden Retriever though
@@MilloSpiegel funny story his owner told me. He discovered the talent tossing the ball on the beach. Bud never wanted to let the ball hit the sand. always a jump and catch it mid-air. He didn't teach this. it was all Buds natural instinct
@@miguelaguas8699 you didn't even go for my very good Golden Retriever joke. Shame on you
Edit: thanks for the story though
This is a real test of, “I’d listen to John Oliver talk about anything” and yeah it passes
NGL, I got 5minutes in further than any of his recent soul crushing content🥺😩
Airbud definitely more wholesome despite it's blatant disregard for sanctity of Naismith's vision for felines to ultimately rise up and secure their place in the sport. Blasphemous🙀😿😤
Blind loyalty is what kept me going.
#Mrnyangostar
John's web exclusives are becoming an exemplification of "kind of a weird hill to die on, but ok", and I'm here for it
edit: John's web exclusive content units*
You mean die like Josh's dad?
Kinda like the kid's dad did
@@lankatr good one 😂
It’s the hill he chose to die on, but I don’t think anybody is showing up to kill him.
@@lankatr good grief
I love how this is basically "Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder." Happy to see Daniel O'Brien being able to continue his obsessiveness on a different platform.
The nuanced analysis of Air Bud I’ve been waiting 20 years for.
The sheer novelty that this happened is reason enough to watch.
Ok McKenna
I can almost guarantee that this was written Daniel O'Brien, one of Last Week Tonight's staff members. O'Brien used to make a bunch of rant videos exactly like this called "Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder". They are worth a watch if you enjoyed this video.
I know I did
We could consider whether Air Bud is actually a moral fable that tells the true but lamentable story that privilege and social status corrupt. Of course the privileged upper middle class white kid would get the dog instead of his low-status neighbor. Of course Snively is powerless to have his one friend in life and one source of income removed. In choosing this movie, Weinstein is telling it like it is, knowing that power dynamics can crush those who are compromised, and allow the victors to lead a life without consequences.
@@MC-yt1uv now that you mention it, this does have similar vibes to that series. I had no idea he was a writer for them but it totally makes sense.
I'm fully convinced that John could do a 20 minute rant on how paint dries and I would not only watch it but enjoy it
I'd grin and Behr it.
Go watch the old OCPD episodes of Cracked TV, cos this was written by Dan O'Brian or I'll eat my hat.
don’t tempt him
I find him annoying , irritates me , I liked him on Community his character seems to close to his real self .
Most crucial!!! 🖐👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖🙌
The Kevin Durant bit was gold. *Chef's kiss*
"You'd be wrong, Dead wrong. I'm talking Josh's Dad dead wrong" I cracked up for a full minute to this one.
This was my favourite Web Excusive EVER.
#Mrnyangostar
Love how the final set of notes played for kevin durant tease kind of matches the sound of someone shouting "KEEVV-IINN DURRRR-AAAAAAAAAANT!"
As someone who has never seen Air Bud (1997) and only knows about it via the "ain't no rule" meme, I feel like I just went on an epic journey of discovery about not only this film, but life itself.
I’d love to hear John go over the morality of Stuart Little next.
stuart littles great grandfather x99 actually brought the black plague to Europe. stuart little's family was responsible for the deaths of 1/3 of europe's population.
God, yes. I also want a discussion of whether Stuart is a mouse (as the movie suggests) or a fully human child who LOOKS like a mouse in every way (per the book). In the book, Stuart is not adopted, but birthed by Mrs Little directly. Both of those scenarios could support a deep dive.
Leo Vader does a delightful deep dive into the world of Stuart Little. It's not to be missed. Matter o' fact, this whole episode seems like someone watched a Leo Vader episode and decided to emulate it. Perfection.
#Mrnyangostar
Omg yesssss please that be quite enjoyable.
"In one of the most flagrant examples of America's fetish for carceral solutions ever committed to film" -- I love this show so much.
The CC showed it as "castle solutions," so I was like, "what fuck is that?" I immediately thought of castles or forts that are used as prisons, like the Bastille. So, I googled it and it just showed a bunch of IT and tech repair companies. Carceral makes way more sense. 😅🤣
I also love Air Bud
@@WiLDCHiLD. I heard Castle as well, I thought he was talking about the Castle doctrine and got real confused... this makes more sense.
@@WiLDCHiLD. That's coz CC here are auto generated. Not official.
And this is why HBO should shell out for human captioners. So that we can properly appreciate this masterpiece on Air Bud.
Air Bud is *not* about rules mattering, it is about exploiting and bending the framework of rules to reach your desired outcome. This holds for both Bud being allowed to play basketball (there's no rule excluding it) and the judge's final ruling (the person with the power makes up the rules he wants).
Fun Fact: Air Bud is not even the first Disney kids movie involving an animal who plays sports where someone has to invoke the rules of the sport to allow the animal to play. Does anyone remember GUS (1976) about the mule who kicks field goals in football!
There's only one way to reply to that: Oyage!
I really love that movie despite not watching it for several years. The ending scene left an impression on me with how visceral it was.
Truly...nope...sorry
I was just thinking about that when I started watching this. I think my poor mother had to take me to that 3 times.
"Does Buddy only deserve a good home if he's good at basketball?"
You just described the NCAA.
SHOTS. FIRED.
@@katietoole8345 Sadly, right at Josh's dad. Poor guy.
@@serenajamison1725 😆😆😆😆
BOOM.
No bouncy bounce, no scholarship
I really enjoyed Kevin Durant's cameo. He seems down to earth.
HISS
Truly I've never seen anyone quite so transparent.
This bit was so funny
Nah he was pretty out of it
I was hoping he was going to turn up at the end, perhaps apologising for being late.
It is absolutely impossible to watch this and not think "God, I miss Daniel O Brien in Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder".
Literally as soon as John had the one-two punch about how the dog is "definitely dead now" AND the about the movie being pre-9/11? I instantly was like "I recognize your handiwork, Mr. O'Brien!"
For whatever reason, my family never picked up a copy of Air Bud for our DVD collection as kids, but we had Air Bud Golden Receiver, and I watched that shit easily a few hundred times. It shook my world to the core when I grew up and found out I loved the wrong Air Bud.
Wow, John really went deep on this one... but not as deep as Josh's dad is, beneath the ground
But of a reach, but I'll give it to you.
@@Rampala How about: "Wow, John went really deep on this one... his shovel hit Josh's dad."
Does his death happening offscreen represent absentee fathers? Maybe the drunken clown was really his dad and his mom lied. Probably not. But at least I wasted your time.
Josh's dad is rolling in the deep, in his grave
John definitely watched this for the first time with his wife and toddlers and after arguing with his wife about it decided to take it to the platform and I'm here for it.
She wouldnt hear him out so he made this out of spite, I bet 🤣
"Look, you've already got an audience. Torture them with this, not me."
"Right then, I will!"
Or one of the staff writers had a similar situation and brought the argument to the office
#Mrnyangostar
Oh my god, my thoughts exactly ! Can’t wait for more of johns kid movie reviews he’s gonna have a field day!
This is one of the best bits in the history of the show.
As a lawyer I thoroughly enjoyed this exclusive; my brain so often 'ruins' children movies for me by noticing such kind of BS, and it's good to see I am not the only one :D... Also, it's an excellent exercise in logic and law, should be used to teach kids these disciplines in school :D
You're not a competent lawyer then if you didn't think about how the clown was abusive to his dog, thus his right to own pets would be taken away, thus there is no flaw within the movie about rules. Congrats on NOT having logic and NOT knowing about the law. lol
Dude I'm not even a lawyer and I was losing my s*** watching Zootopia make up laws on a table napkin as the movie went on, and my girlfriend really wished I stopped ruining the movie for the kids watching 🤣🤣🤣
@Eduardo this is a curse many of us must bear....... the curse of ruining kids movies by being such pedantic nitpicky assholes. I blame CinemaSins
@@Tom-cn4cm The judge left it up to the dog to decide, so the matter was not decided on the evidence of abuse. Congrats on being a dick _and_ wrong at the same time. :)
I'm no lawyer but, I don't even play one on TV but, I can see the merits of holding court outside when a dog is involved due to the risk of fleas and urinating on the rug.
As far as the producer of the film, maybe we could save that discussion for after they've taken health class! 🤣
This is why John Oliver wins Emmy's in his category every single year. Protect John at all costs.
Well then, hire President Zelensky's bodyguards. I'm still amazed he's not dead. (And happy.)
Amen to that
Protect Dan O'Brian.
Most crucial!!! 🖐👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖🙌
@@AderynBach42 I can't be 100% sure, that DOB wrote it, but it sure does sound like his rants.
To be fair, the discussion of "if there isn't a rule against it, it's fine" or basing the enforcement of rules on feelings is VERY relevant in our current socioeconomic climate
#Mrnyangostar
That's basically why he did this. It wasn't about Air Bud, it was about the exact thing you just described, using Air Bud as a metaphor.
You must be a baseball player/fan too. We have unwritten rules for a reason.
This about the DOBest segment imaginable, god bless you Dan!
This Web-Exclusive demonstrates John's outstanding ability to make a persuasive argument.
Sure. But it also demonstrates that the editors from the show don't work on the webexes; this should have been 5 minutes shorter...
@@baylinkdashyt Says which rule?
For sure. This expanded my mind because of the logic
@@baylinkdashyt I interpreted it as an intentional shaggy dog joke
@@baylinkdashyt Your logic literally doesn't compute. It demonstrates no such thing, the web exclusives vary from the longest here down to 2 mins and change. The clips vary from 17 to 28 mins. O_o
John Oliver just proved that he can talk about anything for hours and hours.
Give me his writing staff and I can do it too.
Just the delivery would be less funny
@@Leoappeared Is it possible to be less funny?
The premise of your comment is flawed... This isn't even fifteen minutes long.
It wasn’t even 15 minutes.
@@deanog2577 oh no. you have owned these persons. what ever shall we do?
I think it's kind of amazing that J. Oliver is literally just using the format of a cracked article for this web exclusive! D.O.B's come a long way. Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder might not exist anymore, but J. Oliver has managed to keep it alive in some way by hiring Dan O'Brien!!
I came here looking for this! I still miss OPCD. It’s nice to see Daniel O’Brien, even through John Oliver’s voice.
I didn't know O'Brian was working for John Oliver!!!!! And I thought I couldn't love this show any more than I already do!! Missing your face though O'Brian!!!
OPCD :,)
He's not giving us these exclusives because he wants to, it's because Swaim is standing offscreen with a gun threatening him for DOB's sake.
I wanted to post that this is an OPCD read by John Oliver, but made sure to scroll down and find the other people who figured it out :p
Best 14 minutes of entertainment in a long while. And a fairly good rundown of any judicial system.
Pretty sure this was Johns way of taking revenge against the air bud franchise because his kids made him watch every single movie.
So true, I remember having to watch these with my baby brother and sister
The Air Buds movies broke me. After sitting through a bunch with my son, we now have a strict “no talking animals” movies in our house (animated animal excluded, of course). Any movie where an animal on screen has talking lines - that isn’t part of some short drugged out montage - is not allowed to be watched on family movie night.
@@stephen3164 Extremely reasonable
@@stephen3164 Never watched any of these. Europe rocks!!!
@@stephen3164 No Ratatouille?
After watching this I wondered "Does John have an 8 year old child he's watching Air Bud with these days?" I Googled it. He has a 7 year old. I was close.
Now the last two web exclusive starts to make sense
he has daniel o'brien lmao which is like the same thing. watch some of his old content from Cracked on yt, you'll see this is exactly the kind of stuff he'd make; analysis of obscure pop culture things we all saw but never think about
I watched because Seth Myers suggested it. Glad he did. You brightened a rainy dreary day. Thanks.
That thought experiment did make me realise we view alcoholism as the victims fault instead of as a disease to be treated
Mitch Hedgeberg pointed that out. "Alcoholism is a disease but it's the only disease you get in trouble for having... Damn it Otto you're an alcoholic, damn it Otto you have lupus. One of these two doesn't sound right."
which it isn't. It really isn't a disease, it's not even a chemical addiction like heroine where you can't get off of it without a chemical aid (meth in the example of heroine). You can stop drinking cold turkey at any time.
But drug addiction has been linked to a failed society, which is why we shouldn't treat them badly, the more people aren't happy with their life, the more people are taking something and can't kick it so the man shouldn't be punished, he should be enrolled in a government funded program of his choosing like carpentry or ironworking or whatever so he can stop working in a job he hates and make better money.
"it's not your fault but it is your responsibility." That phrase has changed my ADHD having life.
it is 100,000% the fault of the person who's putting the alcohol in their body. God I can't stand this shit. nobody's wrong it's nobody's fault nobody's an asshole everything's just a disease oh sorry oh poor you oh my goodness oh.
NO. A DISEASE IS SOMETHING YOU STILL HAVE *AFTER* I LOCK YOU IN A ROOM FOR 6 MONTHS. IF I CAN LOCK YOU IN A ROOM FOR 6 MONTHS AND "CURE" YOU THEN IT WASN'T A DISEASE WAS IT
It takes years to become an alcoholic, and at any point the person could have stopped themselves. People aren't _victims_ of alcohol it's a choice they make that everyone else suffers with. Sounds to me like you're trying to push the blame for your own bad life decision if anything.
I feel like this rant has been building in John’s mind for at least a decade and he just couldn’t keep it inside a minute longer.
This really needs as many sequels as airbud itself.
I'm sure Vanity Smurf has thoughts about the role of Dick Pants as well. People and dogs have to make a living.
Yes, this rant shows how John is slowly becoming a conservative, with his literal interpretation of rules.
@@theBear89451 Go back in your box Bear. Enjoy life a little.
Much as I love John, I don't think this was his brainchild. This one reeks of DOB, and I am living for it!
"The worst thing to happen to movies is kissing. There's too much kissing in movies. No one likes the sound of it and no one likes mouths."
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT!!
The best kisses in media are the ones that happen either just off screen with artistic camera work or are still on screen but with artistic camera work. Anything that actually tries to give real kissing is just uncomfortable and gross.
But he said it with his mouth… so…
Just a thought watching this (again) one or twelve years after it actually came out...still good...mostly good
I appreciate John giving us his content units simply because he wants to. I will take this on a week off, they didn't have to... they wanted to.
They did it because there ain't no rule against it
Yeah, I want to complain that they always seem to be on holidays, but you're right, they didn't have to give us content.
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Ha one of the best
Trust me… they had to
John Oliver is the only person who could engage me when talking about a movie I have never seen and have absolutely no interest in whatsoever. 😂
You've never seen air bud???? What the hell are you wasting your free time on????
...and now I have even less interest in seeing it.
If you like that, you should check out Quentin Reviews. I've watched almost 22 hours of his reaction to Nickelodeon shows I've never seen before.
I mean, technically this episode is about moral relativism, which is and always has been a super fascinating topic.
@@johnnytwotimes7854 Star Trek...
Hey John, if you are reading this, I would like to thank you. This is the best analogy for Roe v Wade I have ever heard.
I'm disappointed with humanity. I had to scroll down this much to find someone who understood what this segment was actually about 🙃 Problem with subtlety is that the people who need to understand the message won't get it...
John Oliver's rambling bits are always solid gold!!!
FINALLY, SOMEONE has the COURAGE to address this topic. Rules matter or they don’t. Period.
If only everyone could confront their deep need "to know"
Obviously, hence why they can be changed, reinterpreted, or have exceptions
I think about this a lot honestly. Came to the conclusion that they dont!
Rules don't matter, only power and control does. Lol
@@oneandonlyjark how is wearing a seat belt about power and control? Explain
As a full-time designer, hearing "i'm a material generator, who distributes content units designed to occupy your time between now and death." made me nearly choke on my quesadilla.
very specific
You must've made an extra T H I C C quesadilla to be able to choke. 😉
@@Abel-Alvarez the only way to roll bra
Good thing it wasn't nachos or you'd definitely be dead
@@surveyorsairinc2166 random question, but do you still see the comment you replied to?
It tells me that there are 4 replies here but all I see are your 2 comments (and now mine).
John saying "Deeeeeez Nuuuuutttsss" is so weirdly funny
"There's nothing in the rules that say a swarm of bees can't play basketball!"
Being thrown in jail for getting your dog stolen is weirdly coherent with the recent pieces we've had on the US's prison system
I'm pretty sure it was because of contempt of court
I live for these random web exclusives. John just gets to rant about the most obscure topics, just as nature intended
All their content units good
Rant free little Johnny!!! Rant away!!!
I have never seen that movie and for that I am grateful. The closest thing to being entertained by it is listening to John Oliver rip it a new one! Thank you good sir.
Working at an animal shelter: Honestly the rules are relatively simple. Here is as definitive of a short post as I can make.
Laws in your area will define what constitutes adequate care for an owned animal. This can include having access to food, water, proper shelter from the elements, adequate grooming, cleanliness and health monitoring, behavior toward the animal, et cetera. Oftentimes these standards vary by area, and they can surprise people. Some individuals may disagree with what the legal definition of abuse actually constitutes, dependent on their local laws, but those are what’s enforceable, so per the rules that’s what’s relevant.
Depending on your jurisdiction, there are different standards for different animals, so different legal approaches apply. For instance here in my area, cats are considered to be ‘free roaming’ unless owned by a human, i.e they’re more or less considered to be wild animals by the law, so it is perfectly legal to just let them wander around outside unsupervised and do whatever. Dogs however are actually be considered to be the *property* of the owner, at least around here. So there’s an intersection of property rights and animal rights at play.
Now-if someone is found to be treating their animal in ways that violate lawful standards, and this owner is reported to the proper authorities, they then have the ability to dispatch authorities who can seize the animal for the sake of its welfare. The owner may or may not be arrested depending on the situation; a lot of the time in my area (Arizona) they’re simply handed a heavy fine for the animal welfare violation, not actually arrested unless the abuse is active, severe and clearly malicious.
Sometimes the reverse situation happens where an owner is rendered unavailable, such as in the case of an arrest or hospitalization, and the animal is seized if the owner is unable to find anyone to care for it in the meantime. Generally when this happens, the animal is held for a time and within this window of time it is possible for the owner to reclaim the animal, provided that if they committed a crime it didn’t involve animal abuse.
Usually there’s a court fee involved in that process. If the owner or a representative can’t or doesn’t settle any fees and reclaim the animal, that animal becomes the property of the organization that has taken it in. After that, if the animal needs rehabilitation it will be treated by veterinarians, but is eventually placed up for adoption provided it is healthy and sociable. Again, the original owner can still re-adopt their own pet at this stage provided they were not engaging in abuse.
Being a failed party clown, hating children and birthdays, and being an alcoholic are not *in and of themselves* reasonable cause to seize an animal from an owner. It could very well be the case that someone who struggles with alcoholism and dislikes children still takes good care of their pet. The fact that Buddy was so calm, well trained and well groomed by his original owner would more likely suggest he is in fact a good owner than anything…
I haven’t actually seen the movie so I can’t say if there’s any point where mr. sad clown is shown to actually engage in clearly abusive behavior, so not sure if arrest was a reasonable response or if the owner was just an unjovial grouch of a 90s kids movie soft villain. Either way you’re definitely not going to get a dog custody court battle out on the lawn for it.
That’s not even taking into account the age of the child. Minors may not be able to legally own animals without at least one adult over 18 as the co-owner. A kid can take in a stray of course but like, in terms of a situation where legal guardianship is involved the kid might not be able to actually maintain custody of Buddy? See the whole “dogs are legal property” thing above. Unless there is a credible record of mistreatment by the owner, that dog belongs to that dude. Also “letting the dog choose” is super unreliable, you can get basically any sociable dog to “choose” you if you call out to it in a friendly voice and crouch a little.
…But there you go John. There’s your answer about “the rules”. Best as I can give it.
Psyche, jk it was a long post.
tl;dr Alcoholic sad clown is the dog’s legal owner, full stop, Unless there is credible evidence of mistreatment the most the law can do is knock on his door and talk to him.
I actually have watched the movie, granted it was many years ago. Dude hit the dog with a rolled up newspaper on the regular. In the "let the dog choose scene" there's even this moment where he pulls out a newspaper to subtly threaten him, and the dog rips the paper out of his hands and tears it to shreds before making a beeline for the kid. So yes, the clown was abusive to the extent allowed by a Disney film.
@@IBeforeAExceptAfterK I was gonna say bonking a dog with a newspaper isn't really abuse, but "to the extent allowed by a Disney film" is actually a good point, but I think OP's point still stands. There isn't credible evidence of mistreatment, and sad clown is still the dog's legal owner.
@@Resi1ience Looking back on the film after finding it online, the abuse issue really ends up being more of a side thing to the fact that the clown didn't have the papers to prove that the dog was his (I forget whether John Oliver covered this, but they were destroyed by water damage earlier in the film). So ultimately the custody issue was more of a "he said, she said" situation.
As for the arrest, while there really wasn't any grounds to arrest him on animal welfare charges (the clown was careful to fake having a better relationship with the dog than he actually did while in front of anyone who could take action on the dog's welfare), he did commit several genuine crimes while chasing the kid in his truck when the kid stole the dog back from him. There's a couple of cases of destruction of property (he runs over a swingset, destroys a sign, crashes into a parked car, runs through a wooden guard rail at a pier), reckless endangerment (he almost runs over a couple having a picnic), and whatever charges could be raised for his clearly not roadworthy truck (over the course of the chase his driver-side door, front bumper, exhaust, and _steering wheel_ all fall off, his brakes give out, and judging by the smoke the thing was constantly spewing it probably also didn't meet emissions standards). There was definitely grounds to arrest him, though if we're being completely strict to the law the kid probably should've gotten in some trouble too. But then again, Disney movie.
@@IBeforeAExceptAfterK I'm loving this intelligent and civil discourse over whether or not this sad clown from a 90s kids' film is legally entitled to his dog. I concede that you are almost completely correct.
John is clearly leaving out many important details about Snively's criminal career in order to make a point about rules, the preservation of which the movie does not seem to be about, but rather, doing things in spite of rules. He misinterpreted the movie and is misrepresenting both Josh and Snively.
This is a shameful disappointment from John Oliver. I expected him to cite his sources, take all the facts and be fair to all sides as usual.
I really have to admire John Oliver's attention to detail and commitment to the looping intensity of an absurdist but logic-based comedy premise.
Very reminiscent of Stewart Lee
you do know he has a team of writers right?
@@obiwankenobi661 Yes.
Almost as if he had a disorder. An obsessive pop culture disorder.
This was wonderful. I got to watch John Oliver and actually felt less depressed afterwards for once.
Check out his podcast The Bugle
You feel less depressed after realizing that airbud died?
Lol all of his episodes are depressing and that’s the point! They should be! So you can get up and do the right thing!
If you want to get depressed watch Tucker.
May I remind you: Only four!
John: Thank you so much for watching. I have no idea why you did
Me: I've watched this video 17 times now
The serious nature he takes the subject of Air Bud is hilarious 😂
this further proof that the web exclusives only come into being when john complains to his staff about something so much that they just give him a camera and say "here. tell the internet instead"
I approve of this and want more
I honestly reckon you’re right
or should we think he stumbled across this maddening arbitrary handling of rules while watching this film with his kids? maybe one kid had a curious question he couldn't answer to his own satisfaction
I could listen to John talking about random stuff for hours.
you are too free...😂😂😂😂
This web exclusive is amazing but the davinci code one was peak John ranting about random stuff
Imagine if he doesn't like LOTR for some reason and he would have a debate with Colbert!
bots cant listen.
Was it random tho?
I love you John! In a very straight man to straight man yet weirdly homoerotic way. Great work.
I like how the absurdity of the outside court scene wasn't the cops carrying him away for no reason, it was the swiftness of the verdict
What was his rap? Being an alcoholic?
@@darrenmuse since the dog chose the kid, the man was trying to take the kid's dog by sue him for the dog, so he is retroactively guilty of dog napping
also outside? office chair? the dog's choice?
"I'm a material generator who distributes content units designed to occupy your time between now and death." is the greatest phrase ever spoken in business lingo. I now understand the entire entertainment industry. Thanks, John!
PS-This may be the greatest episode of LWT ever.
You do realize he just called us all dung beetles...... ;)
Keep pushin'!
The best episode will always be Eat Shit Bob. This is wonderful tho.
Agreed, on all points. Television actually makes sense now.
@@NJRDC I have a fondness for the Nutter Butter eps. Can't remember the mine owner's name, but I've never forgotten Mr Nutter Butter.
They should have ended Air Bud with a classic deal-with-the-devil twist: Josh's lawyer discovers a loophole in the paperwork, freeing Bud from his owner on a technicality. But the lawyer can’t come out of nowhere, so he needs to also be Josh's divorced coach, & boom, Josh has a new dad at the end also.
0:23-0:25 my absolute favorite part. His delivery is god-tier level perfect!
This is accurate, you are correct, and nothing will ever be more true.
"The worst thing to happen to movies is kissing." Strong words from a man with The Love Guru and two Smurfs movies on his IMDB page.
Are you seriously trying to tell me that someone who had a role in The Love Guru DOESN'T know what it takes to make you not want to watch a movie?
#Mrnyangostar
This is absolutely in line with the (presumed, but with near certainty) principal writer of this webisode, Daniel O'Brien's usual writing persona. Check out his Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder series on RUclips. They're great.
And he's in Big Mouth, a show about horny tweens kissing (and fingering, and slapping the salami) and has the word 'mouth' in the title.
@@busterfixxitt Yes, thank you! I've noticed his style since he started working on this show. This whole script has his name all over it.
“Keep you entertained between now and when you die.”
That brought a laugh from a deep dark place. Gold. Love your work.
You clearly like dark humour. Me too. A favourite of mine is Louis CK when he says that we don't exist, then we do for a glimmer, then we'll be dead for a LONG time - far, far longer than we were ever alive. Most of what we'll ever be is a "dead person". So, really, we're just "dead people" that haven't died yet. LOL!
#Mrnyangostar
@@foxinsocks7531 Ha ha. Thanks. I'm a fan of both, though there may be some Bill Hicks stuff I actually have not seen. Old Georgie is one of my all time permanent faves, though. He's down there right now, screaming up at us, and I think he's in a lot of pain. LOL! In a very different way, maybe less cerebral and more technical, Anthony Jesselnick (spelling?) is pretty good, too, though obviously not on par with Carlin, Louis CK, etc.
As someone who never actually seen Air Bud, this movie sounds even more insane than I thought it was. 😂😂😂
This bit is going be analysed in university classrooms for decades to come. A masterwork.
this is one of John's best pieces. I'm not even saying this as a joke. this is one of his best. pieces.
You might like obsessive pop culture disorder
Somehow I agree. Silly on the surface but actually philosophically fascinating.
Don't you mean one of his best content units
Some of his best content units so far to occupy my time between now and death
He'll say ANYTHING in an attempt to hide his Democrap SHAME!
Watching John rant for 15 minutes about a 90's kids movie we've pretty much all forgotten about killed me, much like the plane crash that killed Josh's dad.
You might like obsessive pop culture disorder
Sick ; )
Off camera.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
win!
HEY SIR!! Buddies was my childhood 😂❤
I love you John.This sounds like a DOB written segment
"Because he wants to"
That is EXACTLY why John Oliver is so good. he puts heart into it because he WANTS to do it. Sure its his job, but only a person who WANTS to do more can put in that heart.
No one cares what you think.
The thing is, this _isn't_ part of his job though. He's just doing it because there ain't no rule against it!
As the saying goes if you like what you do in your occupation then you never really work a day in your life
@purple X indeed. It's not apples btw.
@Steve Stephens he's, uh, a writer on the show, so like, stfu and take this 'um actually' humbly kind sir and or madam.
Dude been here less than two weeks on this account and already attempting to troll. Sad. Harsh. Bummer. Total wipeout. Other 90s things. Cowabunga?
John Oliver taking Air Bud so seriously is EXACTLY the reason I love him so much. 🤣
The critical analysis applied to the weird shit is self-parody. Good shit.
This episode has very big Daniel O'Brien energy and I'm here for it
This is, without a doubt, one of the very best bits John Oliver has EVER done!!!!
I bet people will be watching this and praise John Oliver’s comedic genius even after decades……. I’ve never laughed this much at a movie review😂
I'm watching this in 2042.
Every week I think about how amazing his writers are…
The DaVinci Code
He’s not funny, check your pulse.
Comedic genius? I don't see what's funny about it. This is an excellent academic dissection of our society's views on ethics, morality and law. It also perfectly illustrates the effect of media on the public psyche revolving around rules, and our willingness to buy into the hero archetype even if that "Hero" is breaking the structure on which our society is built.
Man, John just keeps nailing hit after hit in this piece. He's hit on more points than Buddy did all season. Let's not forget: four field goals.
He's hitting harder than Josh's dad got hit before the start of the film.
I’m not a big sports fan, but…I thought field goals were in football and soccer? Isn’t basketball “baskets” ?
No because free throws are baskets, but not field goals
@@sarahaltizer2285 field goals are any shots on goal that are not free throws in basketball
@@everkira2993 3 pointers aren't field goals either iirc
SPECTACULAR!!!! I am so impressed with John Oliver's ability to monologue for a straight 10 minutes without an um or a stutter or ANY kind of normal thought interruption that we ALL suffer from on a daily basis!!! KUDOS JOHN!!! You are SPECTACULAR!!!
That would probably be due to the script.
This was pure poetry.
As one judge once said to a plaintiff: "This is a legal system, not a justice system"
To be fair, Josh getting the dog is both unjust and illegal :)
Wowww. That's a much more high-stakes version of Lorne Michaels saying, "You knooow, Saturday Night Live is not actually a comedy shooow, it's a variety shooow." (Which of course baits haters who don't actually watch it to say, "So THAT'S why it definitively hasn't been funny since I watched it when I was 12.")
@@dianapevtsov Hey, SNL has given us a *huge* variety of unfunny sketches.
Further proof that I can literally watch this tucan talk about anything at length and still be entertained.
My favorite of all the birbs
Zazu can cover it all
😂Damn, that Kevin Durant entrance got my ass good😅 Touché Mr. Oliver, douché.
A few months ago, I was saying I would love a spin off of Last Week Tonight that just does film reviews, and so seeing this video appear feels like vindication.
The movie Airbud is the last topic I thought John Oliver would cover. Cool.
Well, his son is getting older...I think he's 5 or 6. So we're in for a lot of commentary on kid-friendly films, etc
It wasn't something I was expecting but it wasn't something I felt out of character.
Actually, if I recall correctly, he's mentioned it at least once in a main story on LWT in the past.
He’s talked about the Air Bud rule thing several times
I don't think he'll ever cover A Serbian Film.
Jon Bois clearly showed that there is infact a rule stating that a dog can't play. It doesn't name a canine specifically, but there is a rule in the state that air bud takes place in that says a player must be a currently enrolled student with a minimum GPA(set by the school). So unless Buddy was enrolled at the Timberwolves school, there is actually a rule saying buddy can't play ball.
I rest my case.
*slow clap*
Jon Bois referenced in a comment on a video from Last Week Tonight. Life is good...or Pretty Good.
@@sweetalgeorge6751 all praise be Jon Bois. Go Dave Stieb.
You don't need a minimum GPA to play if you are a new student, because new students have no GPA at all. You just become ineligible if you get a low enough GPA. So Buddy just needed to enroll in Fernfield Junior High in time to get on the roster. He was probably about the right age in dog years, and I'm sure there's no rule that says a dog can't enroll at Fernfield Junior High.
Also there are rules for shoes and uniform that he is clearly breaking too.
Quietly, some of the show's finest work. Loudly, the most important opinion piece ever put to video.