A comencement speech. If he were allowed to speak at a college comencement speech. But we know he would be canceled by the woke and racists professors.
Is it really? I feel like 99% of the population already knows this. Sometimes 20 angry idiots on social media really are just 20 angry idiots that aren't representative of society as a whole. And when I say that, I talk about both extreme sides.
@@AVdE10000 eh i find it really hard tbh to not “offend” people nowadays, I think it’s much needed actually, political correctness and cancel culture is no joke nowadays
The fact that he mentioned Nepalese and Indians look the same......that's what we northeastern people have always wanted to hear💖 Ty for the likes btw💕❣✌
@@kat99o21o he meant that pakistan has better music than india however due to the terrorism and instability in that country they have less life expectancy than indians.
This man is brutally honest, we spend our lives understanding that we all have our own differences, yet the American political system teaches us either we're not different at all or we're completely different and aren't compatible genetically with another. Why can't we be both we're the same people as we all all humans but we are also different and its ok to be different embrace our differences yet we're told we're not different at all. It's our differences that make us strong
Exactly it’s our differences that make us strong, so let’s not dilute it by being in the same country and having our differences in our own. Seems pretty much 1000% more rational.
@Lagarto Verde I'd disagree and say it's only values. Values are mostly derived from religion and culture itself so they are part of values. Not necessarily though, values aren't always derived from religion.
I liked that: "The only difference between me and a Pakistani is increased musical quality and decreased life expectancy." Wished our so-called "leaders" in both countries understood that!
@@shubhanshipandey851 ye life expectancy concept samjh ata h but musical sense jama nhi..its like we have already started car racing and dats why cycle race is not in trend in india but pakistan hasnt gotten options.. coz of less availaibility of cars they r still on the cycle thing😂
Same here, got to know from my colleague about him then controversy, he really speaks the truth, the reality of non whites, basically Indian mindset. We indians are more racist than white people.
Hey guys! Thanks for the love on the video. Honestly...i've never really put that much stand-up online before. This is kinda new for me :-) But if you like what you see, give it a share. And I promise you more Netflix clips...about less heavy topics coming soon!
Black people all over the world says "yes, I'm black. You gotta problem with that ?" whereas here in India black people say "Black. Black who ? No, I am no fucking Black."
Vinayak Parasher No one fucking cares about d colour in india but fellow indians discriminate other state people using colour(It is wrong)...Hema malini, sridevi, vidya balan etc are from tamil ethnicity....Are they black???...If we are black what the problem with him, its bcoz we are living near equator....GTFO
I'm in shades of brown color not black...Why he is generalising the whole community of tamizh people?? Even though I'm black whats d problem with him..Bollywood nd this type of shows makes everyone in North think like all the people there are black....In Bengaluru one kannadi ga was asked by an indian citizen from North "Are you from chennai?" He replied "Why are u asking like that" No I'm not from chennai.. N.I replied "you're black that is why I asked that question" By generalising like this most of my fellow indians from North think like black color people was only from TN.... I'm proud indian thamizh from tanjore(cholas capital) who is working in Bengaluru..Color doesn't matter for me but sometime discrimination makes me hurt as of like NI thinks there was no black colored people in North..
You are awesome,Vir.Gotta hand it to you,I'm Indian and I acknowledge your efforts in showing the world your solution to all the discrimination,and hate.
i just wanted to find the full scene of the "racist" song, but found great man with incredible explanation skill. If al least half of people will be like him, we will finally get rid of racists
2:59 well boys, we did it, racism is no more. Meme aside, the man just ended racism with that speech. We cannot pretend that we are all equal because we are not (and that's a good thing). I am 50+% blind. I cannot be an astronaut no matter how much I want it. Now, I can acknowledge it and go make the national volleyball team twice as a libero, or I can cry and complain about how the astronaut industry is rigged and riot against them. Someone can call me cyclops and I can cry and bitch about it or I can say yes, yes I am (because my left eye is dead) and explain how we are different, but how and what I do to still manage to function normally. Accept what Vir was saying and man up people.
Yep , not only racism , this is the pretext to the end of 😭 homophobia , Islamophobia and what not. We are different , we must accept that..for fuck sake people must stop saying fat is beautiful...this toxic body positivity is really of no use when i eat unhealthy and instead of working on that , i am killing myself thus making a fool out of myself ....i have skin issues such that people avoid to touch my hands , they can't help it..and for that i start cursing them would be wrong at my end..coz if the roles were reversed i would have done the same..preach what u say , there is enough bigotry and hypocrisy out there...it really takes guts to face your insecurities..
@@myspiritanimaliscat2609 Exactly! Accepting differences goes a long way to end all those things, but again, like you said if we accept everything as good, then things like 300kg overweight will become normal, which most definitely isn't. Sad to hear about your skin condition, keep your head high brother!
Careful! You wrote "man up"! You are going to be put in jail after having been attacked and harassed by a humongous army of idiots that got offended because you didn't say "woman up" or "gay up" or "lesbian up" or "transbimixblend up"! And, you also opened your comment with "well BOYS"! Oh dear, you are doomed!! In this nonsensical and irrational and very much stupid politically correct society, the important thing is not the content of your comment, but the fact that you used "boys" and "man" to refer to everyone. Isnt't that just sad?
This man’s name literally means “man”... nice. Edit: Feel free to say what Vir means in other languages too! Edit 2: Someone has a swastika in their name, read the comments before asking about it because it means something way different than you might think.
@@gautamtamudia464 stop it bruh. das as a second name doesnt mean a slave its just a second name. dont be like stupid google translate trying to translate word by word. understand the context of the words and the way they are used too.
I'm here to send this video to some creepy guy who literally messaged me "Hello Madame". Just watched this on Netflix the other night and I'm dyinggggg
i don't agree with him in that, racism is not just about black and white skin. Its much deeper in our roots, we have a casteism issue which is pretty much the same but at caste level. we have a xenophobia issue as well which runs on pretty much the same philosophy. so putting the whole blame on british is not justifiable.
This is just Gold. Political correctness and the fight against racism may often propagate more racism. I am of a mongoloid race, hailing from north east India where we all look Chinese. I grew up and did my education in mainland India (Bihar and New Delhi)and i was often called _ching chang chong_ or _chilli chicken_ etc etc. As a kid i was never offended, because i knew the people calling me that didnt mean any ill of me. It was their fascination and curiosity and excitement to see a squinty eyed like me. All this was possible because there was no political correctness bullshit going on. Now i think of it, as an adult, if someone said all those things to me now, i may probably get offended. Even though those people are simply curious and fascinated!! This is what western political correctness has done to me. Accepting and Acknowledging difference is not racism, creating social exclusion and discrimination is what racism is all about. I am sad that most Americans cannot understand this. There is too much fabricated racism in modern "liberal" world. And tell me Americans, why is discriminating based on "race" considered worse than discrimination based on ideology and opinions ? American media, mainly SJW , discriminate people based on their political ideology all that time, but somehow its considered OK. Where is the logic in that?
And as you said of Americans also would like to mention a lot Brits too are of the same mentality. I saw comments (by a person calling himself English) on another Video and it was so full of hatred that I was shocked.
Mike Messiah gem! Exactly my view. Dark brown South Indian lady engineer here.. My husband is fairer than me. And When ppl say that I'm not offended. Bcz I'm not feeling bad for my colour. I'm natural like that. Elephants are fat, cheetahs fast and I'm Dark! ;) so?
I have been told straight to my face that girls would never consider me boyfriend "material" solely due to my darker skin. That has damaged my self-esteem, and I've come to believe it myself. I secretly pursue only women with fairer skin than me to prove people wrong. Quite unnecessary, I know.
We came here for the meme, but the speech he gives (02:56) about how we are all different and that we should learn and understand others differences is really inspiring.
This guy is givin me good History lessons than my School ever will. Edit: aight aight, i get it Learn Fudgin English.. Very Original. Got any other Original Joke Murray?
Having your voice matching your character is a blessing. And this person has got his voice suiting his comedy character. I love this person's comedy timing and his acting in Delly belly is just amazing.
Tbh, things were kinda different in 2017, because there was no canceling back then. People could say the nword (not in the pejorative term, of course) if they wanted and that'd be fine, the "hey nigga" would be the same as "hey dude" today. And now, you can't even make a joke, no matter how offenseless it is, people will say "yeah right, only because you're white" or some shit like that. You write a thing, you're automatically racist, sexist and mysogynist, which, very ironically, who gets offended by it, is 99% white people.
@@apersonontheinternet7607 people like u always make shit up, like if someone says Asians are stupid and then does a dance at the end you try to classify it as a joke. Plus, there's no such thing as "cancel culture" its called "consequence culture".
I think he makes a great point. If you assume everyone is the same, you assume that they're all like you, so when they aren't it seems bad and you judge them based on that. If we all recognize our differences then we can also recognize our similarities and respect each other better.
woah man, I never thought quality of Indian comedy can be so high. Vir das is setting the bar very high. even though thr topics are common, delivery and timing is impeccable.
If you take away his costly suit, his backstage lighting and put him in a simple Gurgaon pub with a mike, but with the same with a mixed Indian-foreign mixed audience, people would anyways still fall asleep. It was way less comic that the minimum band of comedy necessary to call it a comic act. It was BORING!
Doveranalyst I remember having a debate with you about a plot of some web series where a bunch of girls go on a road trip. Mallika Dua one. It's nice to see you again.
Suyash Sharma For you comedy is punch after every 2 seconds i guess. That's not how genuine comedy works my friend. Ever looked at George Carlins videos!? He also gives genuine wisdom but it's not jokes every 5 seconds!
"If we just talk about the fact that we are different and acknowledge why we are different instead of pretending that nobody is different and still secretly thinking we are different. we might finally be on the same page and be less different" an amazing quote
The bit where he goes "If you're racist and you know it clap your hands" is *not* in this video. It's actually 1-2 mins directly before this, in Vir Das' Netflix special called "Abroad Understanding". Timestamp is 33:50.
@@uberspessmann9604 stfu I'm black and British, u can be born in Britain with British as ur nationality, and be black as ur race, same with African Americans u dumbass
Harsh Jaiswal yes ! But seriously not a good marketing strategy though by the CEO :P Instead he could have said "Snapchat gets the highest revenue from India" and in minutes it would have been true :D
I think that racism is when people mock, look down or make fun of you bcoz of your race. But being curious or talking about our differences is not racism. Intention matters...
I can’t say in public anything about other cultures without being called racist, like if in public I said “the problem with Hispanic culture is blank blank” and I won’t even be able to explain myself because I’ll already have been banned from that area or interrupted to the point of not being able to talk
Racism is that very definition. It's sad to see in America people write racist children's comics that make white people look worse than they and are called mayos in them ( a derogatory term used for white people). I'm Hispanic/white and I see people online call white people genetic defects to society and be racist to Asians by calling them close to whiteness. Just remember anybody can be racist and not to generalize *Anyone*
@@ms.chomper5024 we live in a time where white people have to apologize for being white, and Asians are being accused of spreading Covid in America(if you don’t know what I’m talking about, search it up) people still judge a person’s character from their race, it’s disappointing that we have been around for hundreds of years and we still put value in the color of your skin, and not your personality
@@thatdude9474 He isn't bashing the man tho .. I have experienced same thing there lol.. They are innocent people.. But don't forget about the very nature of caste system embedded into the society
you're right . he is not an educated person like Virdas . Also, in India whatever happen outside homes all people see what's going out there?. not like western countries , they never care..
sonu verma thank you for not judging me because I have seen some of the nastiest mallu porn available online. Sometimes even my dick refuses to cooperate with me but I still keep stroking it till it eventually gives up and starts cooperating.
Actually when my grandma was younger she lived in Ireland and they didn’t have a lot of black people in Ireland back then. She tells me a story just like the one you told about the man and the two boys being genuinely curious about how she and her friends were touching his skin and then their own, and then his hair and then their own. Its kinda wholesome because they aren’t doing it to be mean, they are doing it because they are genuinely curious about the differences they have with the other person
@@seshajelmaanularhitamtahks8275 not sure what you meant. Can you rephrase your question? If you're asking me if I implied casteism also in my comment ,then yes. Dark skin in general is looked down upon and of course there are social factors like the caste system which endorses racism. The basic premise of casteism is ancestral/genetic superiority complex, which is practically for all intents and purposes the same as racism.
Damn, if I had any heroes, this guy had just become one. This is the second +/_ 5 minute video I watch from him and I just subbed. Very very good. Finally someone with good common sense!
"In the past we listened to politicans and laughed at comideans, now we listen to the comideans and laugh at the politicans" That is a line that will forever stuck with me
Its pretty funny how comedians can literally throw pure facts at everyone's face while making laughs when politicians can only make laughs because of how stupid they are.
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“If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands *clap clap* what the f-"
What's the timestamp?
@@nathanmitchell1786 I was looking too
bruh watch this lookin for that clip, still a pretty good strand up tho
fkin shit i watch this for hours still couldn't find that clip
Just search up if you’re racist and you know it clap your hands
Came to see the "if you're racist and you know it clap your hands", and receive something more special.
Yeah, same
Same bro...
what the fuck bro?
@@SenorSwiftie lol 😂
Nice copy
If your racist and you know it clap your hands
Audience: claps
Wtf
Narrator: then he died
Narrator: as they were leaving the hospital
*Ron Howard
You're*
Where did he say that I didnt see it
@@daemonace5910 there was no actual narrator I added it in as a joke
This isn't stand up comedy, this is a ted talk that everyone should watch
U from?
A comencement speech. If he were allowed to speak at a college comencement speech. But we know he would be canceled by the woke and racists professors.
Is it really? I feel like 99% of the population already knows this. Sometimes 20 angry idiots on social media really are just 20 angry idiots that aren't representative of society as a whole. And when I say that, I talk about both extreme sides.
@@AVdE10000 eh i find it really hard tbh to not “offend” people nowadays, I think it’s much needed actually, political correctness and cancel culture is no joke nowadays
@@danarias1289 He actually has made a commencement speech, and it's just as good as you would expect!
The fact that he mentioned Nepalese and Indians look the same......that's what we northeastern people have always wanted to hear💖
Ty for the likes btw💕❣✌
not acknowledging the facts wont change the outcome, oh they know we look similar
I totally agree.
dude its simple even if we dont look the same we love the same country we love are cultures we dont hate anyone thats why we will still me same
Yes most of the people in India acknowledge them as momowalas
@Insane Guy apply some burnol
was that a standup or ted talk
Definite 3.0 lol I just laughed at your name and pic. Good creativity if you were original about it.
kanishk gaur I would say both. That's the beauty of Vir Das. He does both.
Vird Das can rock both simultaneously
Not sure ?
It was both and comedy comes from dark places.
“Black guy named Marcus” killed me the most and I hate myself for it
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"Increased musical quality and decreased life expectancy" nothing can be truer
Would you mind explaining pls
@@kat99o21o he meant that pakistan has better music than india however due to the terrorism and instability in that country they have less life expectancy than indians.
Truest thing I have heard 😂😂
@@parulsaini4121 thanks for explaining 👍👍
Most people didn't get it 🤣
This guy could easily do a Ted Talk.
He doesn’t need to because that was better than any ted talk I ever seen
@@10karamel37 If you like ted talks. Look up Tom Thum BeatBox ted-ex talk. Its sick
He is doing one in this video only 😂
His ted talk videos is available on youtube only
Ya
3:14 *best lines ever*
@@abhinandankhajuria6451 nice observation 🤝👏
Agreed
Absolutely
Yea best lines
i'd tell you that's how we actually solve racism there
3:41 : Eminem if he rapped like every rapper today
N-word!!!
ruclips.net/video/NjD0H4eBfng/видео.html
Lol
HHAAAAAA LMAOO
@@LukasOfTheLight yes thank you tired of all these cringey boomer eminem fans
His communication skills are no joke .... Hands down he is the best ted talk speaker , story teller and stand up comedia.
This man is brutally honest, we spend our lives understanding that we all have our own differences, yet the American political system teaches us either we're not different at all or we're completely different and aren't compatible genetically with another. Why can't we be both we're the same people as we all all humans but we are also different and its ok to be different embrace our differences yet we're told we're not different at all. It's our differences that make us strong
Exactly it’s our differences that make us strong, so let’s not dilute it by being in the same country and having our differences in our own. Seems pretty much 1000% more rational.
@@devaxionrl8189 That sounds like ethnic 'purification'. Don't go there, please.
@Lagarto Verde I'd disagree and say it's only values. Values are mostly derived from religion and culture itself so they are part of values. Not necessarily though, values aren't always derived from religion.
exactly. this man is a legend. ruclips.net/video/bycRZR0wEJs/видео.html
We _aren't_ the same.
Leave White people alone. No other country is expected to take in millions upon millions of non-Whites.
*"Someone go get this guy a special on Ne...."*
4:38 ... oh! Wait...
Netflix knew you would say that.
2k likes and 1 reply. Dammn this comment is out of the comments
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lol
WTF bro
1:57 Don't worry, they just forgot to laugh
Pretty dead crowd
@PM Сен ақымақсың It's a white name. Atleast that's what I think it is.
Apoorv Tyagi marcus rashord is black 🤷♂️
@@AbdurRahman-tm2gy i think there are many black people named marcus
@PM Сен ақымақсың yes
2:56 when comedians drop the act and talk seriously
I liked that: "The only difference between me and a Pakistani is increased musical quality and decreased life expectancy." Wished our so-called "leaders" in both countries understood that!
Sasi Kumar English mein haath tang hai “for obvious reasons” could you please explain what he meant?
@@68Xray he meant ki music ability pakistani logo ka Acha hai but unka life expectancy Indians se kam hai
@@shubhanshipandey851 ye life expectancy concept samjh ata h but musical sense jama nhi..its like we have already started car racing and dats why cycle race is not in trend in india but pakistan hasnt gotten options.. coz of less availaibility of cars they r still on the cycle thing😂
@@kaushikanubhav9724 Welcome to Coke Studio. Or Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. Phir Jam jaayega.
@@kaushikanubhav9724 nahi bhai pakistani music bahut acha hota he . Unka hip hop , raw music it's beautiful ❤️
“If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands clap clap wut da fawk” isn't even in this stand up :(
Thx for informing me
Damn and I was looking for a time stamp to ;(
@@sonic6054 LMAO same
Same
dat part got trimmed or it's another video ?
The "If your racist and you know it clap your hands clap clap wat de fuk" was never in here.
@h4c lmao
It was still good though
@@lambsauce8031 yeah, basically
Yes I'm trying to find it too
@@starlightyepp_2845 it's on netflix
He is not cracking jokes, he is telling the fax.
I’m Indian and this guy just fixed the whole world in a comedy show
Oh yeah yeah
@@IMP0ST0R THE UNHOLY! GO CHANGE YOUR PFO MAX ISN'T COOL
@@therealadil_-vg8eo boohoo
@@therealadil_-vg8eo oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
your pfp sucks
All these squares make a circle
La vie est drôle.
@@inkryption3386 I would gladly take a humanity class if this guy was the professor
@@Shahmane666 Here's a fun fact then: that same sentence, pronounced in Afrikaans, means "Life is shift".
Chill dude you digging too deep
Antanas Antanas
Yea, I guess the less people think the more they are amazed
POV: You didn't find what you were looking for
Where is it
@@cj664 not here
where is it ?
Yeah bruh
Found something better
Man I came here after the outrage on him and learnt that this guy speaks facts , ❤️
Same here, got to know from my colleague about him then controversy, he really speaks the truth, the reality of non whites, basically Indian mindset. We indians are more racist than white people.
@@Swargadeo yaaa I also think same as u... 🙂
indians are racist they dont like black womens
@@capk5471 what a myth brainwashed fellow
Indians know the truth after all
3:14 Straight up (modern) poetry.
Hey bill! Shouldn't you be in the mindscape.... shit what are you doing here! ESCAPE AND RETREAT THIS DEMON IS ALIVE I TELL YOU! ALIVE!
@@Forest_o. bill is dead. Got his shit rocked by Stanley.
YUM A DORITO
OH F*CK THATS GRUNCLE STAN HE’S CONTROLLING STAN WHEN HE’S SLEEPING
👏👏 that's was beautiful 💕
3:00 thanks for this piece of insight
Helo
Hey guys! Thanks for the love on the video. Honestly...i've never really put that much stand-up online before. This is kinda new for me :-) But if you like what you see, give it a share. And I promise you more Netflix clips...about less heavy topics coming soon!
Black people all over the world says "yes, I'm black. You gotta problem with that ?" whereas here in India black people say "Black. Black who ? No, I am no fucking Black."
Vinayak Parasher No one fucking cares about d colour in india but fellow indians discriminate other state people using colour(It is wrong)...Hema malini, sridevi, vidya balan etc are from tamil ethnicity....Are they black???...If we are black what the problem with him, its bcoz we are living near equator....GTFO
I'm in shades of brown color not black...Why he is generalising the whole community of tamizh people?? Even though I'm black whats d problem with him..Bollywood nd this type of shows makes everyone in North think like all the people there are black....In Bengaluru one kannadi ga was asked by an indian citizen from North "Are you from chennai?"
He replied "Why are u asking like that" No I'm not from chennai..
N.I replied "you're black that is why I asked that question"
By generalising like this most of my fellow indians from North think like black color people was only from TN....
I'm proud indian thamizh from tanjore(cholas capital) who is working in Bengaluru..Color doesn't matter for me but sometime discrimination makes me hurt as of like NI thinks there was no black colored people in North..
You are awesome,Vir.Gotta hand it to you,I'm Indian and I acknowledge your efforts in showing the world your solution to all the discrimination,and hate.
Vir Das u r too intense 🙌🏻👌🏻
i just wanted to find the full scene of the "racist" song, but found great man with incredible explanation skill. If al least half of people will be like him, we will finally get rid of racists
1:38 why was that lob so loud i almost spit water out of my nose
Ikr? This man be speaking normally and then suddenly...
*LOB*
Is that how we get rain?
True...
@@OfficialMrMalicious ya pretty much, i watch a lot of tiktoks up here
@@thegod1826 who tf are you
2:59 well boys, we did it, racism is no more. Meme aside, the man just ended racism with that speech. We cannot pretend that we are all equal because we are not (and that's a good thing). I am 50+% blind. I cannot be an astronaut no matter how much I want it. Now, I can acknowledge it and go make the national volleyball team twice as a libero, or I can cry and complain about how the astronaut industry is rigged and riot against them. Someone can call me cyclops and I can cry and bitch about it or I can say yes, yes I am (because my left eye is dead) and explain how we are different, but how and what I do to still manage to function normally. Accept what Vir was saying and man up people.
Yep , not only racism , this is the pretext to the end of 😭 homophobia , Islamophobia and what not. We are different , we must accept that..for fuck sake people must stop saying fat is beautiful...this toxic body positivity is really of no use when i eat unhealthy and instead of working on that , i am killing myself thus making a fool out of myself ....i have skin issues such that people avoid to touch my hands , they can't help it..and for that i start cursing them would be wrong at my end..coz if the roles were reversed i would have done the same..preach what u say , there is enough bigotry and hypocrisy out there...it really takes guts to face your insecurities..
@@myspiritanimaliscat2609 Exactly! Accepting differences goes a long way to end all those things, but again, like you said if we accept everything as good, then things like 300kg overweight will become normal, which most definitely isn't. Sad to hear about your skin condition, keep your head high brother!
Thank u for posting this
my right eye is shot! together we can go to space!
Careful! You wrote "man up"! You are going to be put in jail after having been attacked and harassed by a humongous army of idiots that got offended because you didn't say "woman up" or "gay up" or "lesbian up" or "transbimixblend up"! And, you also opened your comment with "well BOYS"! Oh dear, you are doomed!!
In this nonsensical and irrational and very much stupid politically correct society, the important thing is not the content of your comment, but the fact that you used "boys" and "man" to refer to everyone. Isnt't that just sad?
This man’s name literally means “man”... nice.
Edit: Feel free to say what Vir means in other languages too!
Edit 2: Someone has a swastika in their name, read the comments before asking about it because it means something way different than you might think.
???doesn't VIR means brave🤔
@@xoackxo750 ooohh,😅 actually he is indian and in india vir means brave. Anyways, learnt a new word😃thank you❤
@@prakshijain6861 Me too! It’s crazy how the same words in different languages mean different things. 😄
It's brave slave in hindi!!!
@@gautamtamudia464 stop it bruh. das as a second name doesnt mean a slave its just a second name. dont be like stupid google translate trying to translate word by word. understand the context of the words and the way they are used too.
Fucking indian media helped me find this guy. What a charismatic guy he is.
Have this man educate the next generation so they don’t end up like us 🥲
For real
I agree
YES
i so so agree with you
Well, we DO have the ability to change ourselves.....
I'm here to send this video to some creepy guy who literally messaged me "Hello Madame". Just watched this on Netflix the other night and I'm dyinggggg
Hello madame
Please forgive Sobana And sumit, Catherine, they are just trying to be funny.
@@wisegirlandseaweedbrain250 thank you! XD
No offense but what's wrong with " Hello Madame " ? It's just Hello Madam with an extra E
@@Goodhealthall2015 Watch the video, you will understand.
I came for "if you're racist and you know it, clap your hands"
I cannot find it in there
👏
@@DorAntCr same
where do I find it
no really where is it
bro,
this is funny as fucking hell
1:32 oml this funny
The part where they acknowledged their differences using innocent curiosity reminded me of when Sasha asked why Onyakopon was black.
Woahhhhhh......Your comment made me smile..lol but sasha was innocent lol.she didn't knew
Jesus is Lord
What are you taking about, is it from an anime ? Can you tell me the name :)
@@hariramnarayanan5157 it's from attack on titan (shingeki no kyojin) season 4
@@idk-vx7vm oh wow, thanks for letting me know !
1:10 LOL the accuracy
i don't agree with him in that, racism is not just about black and white skin. Its much deeper in our roots, we have a casteism issue which is pretty much the same but at caste level. we have a xenophobia issue as well which runs on pretty much the same philosophy. so putting the whole blame on british is not justifiable.
@@alidurrani4645 what's xenophenia?
prejudice against people from other countries
It's sad that it takes an outsider to show us just how ignorant we really are.
@@geoffreykruse563 Brits aren't ignorant, lol
This is just Gold. Political correctness and the fight against racism may often propagate more racism. I am of a mongoloid race, hailing from north east India where we all look Chinese. I grew up and did my education in mainland India (Bihar and New Delhi)and i was often called _ching chang chong_ or _chilli chicken_ etc etc. As a kid i was never offended, because i knew the people calling me that didnt mean any ill of me. It was their fascination and curiosity and excitement to see a squinty eyed like me. All this was possible because there was no political correctness bullshit going on.
Now i think of it, as an adult, if someone said all those things to me now, i may probably get offended. Even though those people are simply curious and fascinated!! This is what western political correctness has done to me.
Accepting and Acknowledging difference is not racism, creating social exclusion and discrimination is what racism is all about. I am sad that most Americans cannot understand this. There is too much fabricated racism in modern "liberal" world.
And tell me Americans, why is discriminating based on "race" considered worse than discrimination based on ideology and opinions ? American media, mainly SJW , discriminate people based on their political ideology all that time, but somehow its considered OK. Where is the logic in that?
And as you said of Americans also would like to mention a lot Brits too are of the same mentality. I saw comments (by a person calling himself English) on another Video and it was so full of hatred that I was shocked.
Mike Messiah gem! Exactly my view. Dark brown South Indian lady engineer here.. My husband is fairer than me. And When ppl say that I'm not offended. Bcz I'm not feeling bad for my colour. I'm natural like that. Elephants are fat, cheetahs fast and I'm Dark! ;) so?
bro i totally agree
I have been told straight to my face that girls would never consider me boyfriend "material" solely due to my darker skin. That has damaged my self-esteem, and I've come to believe it myself. I secretly pursue only women with fairer skin than me to prove people wrong. Quite unnecessary, I know.
@@cubeandcollect But They Mean It And Were Intentional
We came here for the meme, but the speech he gives (02:56) about how we are all different and that we should learn and understand others differences is really inspiring.
Where's the meme
@@aminaiman facts
we are sanskaari racists...
abhishek rawat hahaha good one
abhishek rawat haha correct
abhishek rawat : hahaha... couldn't agree more.
good one
loool
3:00 great words
“if your racist and you know it clap your hands”-him
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Nice
This dude really put a killer speech in the middle of his comedy routine and then went right back to the jokes 10/10
fr
You will never get why *Racism* appeared in green here😁😁😁😄😄
0:12
Indian flag🇮🇳
This guy is givin me good History lessons than my School ever will.
Edit: aight aight, i get it Learn Fudgin English.. Very Original. Got any other Original Joke Murray?
History teaches you how to be racist accurately
never gave you good english lessons either
@@GamerJoeChannel Wow, irony is present.
@@tunnelingkiller4677 the punctuation and capitalization on that comment tho damn
I WAS SLEEPY OKAY SHHH I CHANGED IT
@@af2954 Completely agree; He should’ve been more communist.
Sleepy = capitalism
4:22 yup, we got the music
Burg The Burger
Yep, We Pakistanis Got the Music❤
@@Ghosty020 And the decreased life expectancy haha
@@Randomvideos250 not so haha
@@Randomvideos250 I'm pakistani and wtf man
1:39
•click!•
*_L O B_*
Lol
*L* *O* *B*
unexpectedly loud
i can't breathe
WHY DID HE SAY THAT
HE HAS ME DIEING JUST SAYING LOB
*S T E R*
What he said about acknowledging differences is what India is. Each state has a different official language, food, dress, art, festival.
Having your voice matching your character is a blessing. And this person has got his voice suiting his comedy character. I love this person's comedy timing and his acting in Delly belly is just amazing.
3:29 best advice i’ve ever heard
Ah yes people clapping best advice
@@pmac_attack_7199 lol.....he put the wrong timestamp
@@ihaveagoal4665 ik it was a joke
Racism is such a touchy topic, glad no one got offended from it.
And now I’m offended that nobody was offended. Harrumph.
@@Ace56723 *Harrrrruuummphhhh*
@j damn it! u got me the first half
Tbh, things were kinda different in 2017, because there was no canceling back then. People could say the nword (not in the pejorative term, of course) if they wanted and that'd be fine, the "hey nigga" would be the same as "hey dude" today.
And now, you can't even make a joke, no matter how offenseless it is, people will say "yeah right, only because you're white" or some shit like that. You write a thing, you're automatically racist, sexist and mysogynist, which, very ironically, who gets offended by it, is 99% white people.
@@apersonontheinternet7607 people like u always make shit up, like if someone says Asians are stupid and then does a dance at the end you try to classify it as a joke. Plus, there's no such thing as "cancel culture" its called "consequence culture".
I think he makes a great point. If you assume everyone is the same, you assume that they're all like you, so when they aren't it seems bad and you judge them based on that. If we all recognize our differences then we can also recognize our similarities and respect each other better.
woah man, I never thought quality of Indian comedy can be so high. Vir das is setting the bar very high. even though thr topics are common, delivery and timing is impeccable.
Gulshan Sharma Exactly. Cuz one stops to ponder why was it as amazing as it was.
If you take away his costly suit, his backstage lighting and put him in a simple Gurgaon pub with a mike, but with the same with a mixed Indian-foreign mixed audience, people would anyways still fall asleep. It was way less comic that the minimum band of comedy necessary to call it a comic act. It was BORING!
Doveranalyst I remember having a debate with you about a plot of some web series where a bunch of girls go on a road trip. Mallika Dua one. It's nice to see you again.
Suyash Sharma For you comedy is punch after every 2 seconds i guess. That's not how genuine comedy works my friend. Ever looked at George Carlins videos!? He also gives genuine wisdom but it's not jokes every 5 seconds!
AJ George Carlin sure does that, but he doesn't stop being funny. Unlike Vir Das.
This is how you can educate while making jokes, and it’s amazing of where the lesson takes you.
Guy: If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands
Audience: * claps *
Guy: “You’ve fallen for my trap card”
👏🏻👏🏻
@@iqguy1764 WTF bro!
not so fast, i activate MY trap card, Dark Bribe, your trap cards effect is now negated.
Time stamp?
Guy is actually called Vir Das
2:25 - 3:30 Being real, that is the best message I've heard all day.
Me just realizing...
Black guy named Markus...
Are they an android? (Reference)
"The only difference between me and a Pakistani person is increased musical quality and decreased life expectancy."
Cracks me up like nothing else
What about Arijit Singh?
@@ananyasingh9814 who tf is that?
@@at1f_s He is a famous singer along with AR Rahman
@@at1f_s one of the best indian singer. Even single boys feel in relationship when he sings 😝
Atif Aslam FTW❤
So THIS was the story of "If you're racist and you know it clap your hands"
👏🏻👏🏻
@@iqguy1764 what the fuck bro
@@jotarokujo4787 👏👏
@@karou6969 what the fuck bro
@@Harrymcwood It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the joke!
1:13 HAHAHHAH
1:13 I popped for this joke and felt weird when the crowd was silent.
3:14 Never thought a comedian could teach me a life lesson like that
Most comedians r really smart actually
@@HP-tw6tl yea. It’s not easy to come up with jokes that ‘actually’ make ppl laugh
@@riddhimishmusic facts
"If we just talk about the fact that we are different and acknowledge why we are different instead of pretending that nobody is different and still secretly thinking we are different. we might finally be on the same page and be less different"
an amazing quote
You got likes thought I’d tell you
@@Nayhan123 you got likes thought I’d tell you
@GRIJES A/L GUNASEKARAN Moe You got likes I just wanted to tell you
Plot twist: The guy that clapped his hands is named “Racist”
It's a plot twist not a fun fact
@@soylol1075 okeh
@@valenalfredlintao3020 OKEHHHH👌🏻
Others name is "non racist".
Stealing comments from another video hahaha
As a Sri Lankan, when he said all indians and sri lankans looked the same, I've never heard a man say something more true
Sri Lankan here 🖐🏼.
only South indians and Sri lankans look the same
@Pushkar Goyal south indians and sri lankans look the same
@@jay9245 Nope... Have many south indian friends friends (im from J&K )and they all look like me( Ps- more fairer than me honestly speaking)
@@user-jj7yh4vb3j most South Indians and Sri Lankans lookalike, I'm from Kerala i know about it 🤷🏽♂️
I came here for the “if you’re racist and you know it clap your hands ” but i’m not disappointed
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Same here man👍❤
@Mohamed Diallo where are you from?
@@c_30_jaysingh68 France and Senegal
The bit where he goes "If you're racist and you know it clap your hands" is *not* in this video.
It's actually 1-2 mins directly before this, in Vir Das' Netflix special called "Abroad Understanding". Timestamp is 33:50.
Thank you, Simon my boy. Simon, my main buddereeno. Simon, my best friend.
Thank you sir.
YES thank you
I’ve been searching this vid for ten mins and now someone tells me
NOW
Thnx
I am Black AND British. This was so funny and true!
Proove it.
@@alucardhellsing1037 wtf
>black
>british
pick one
YOOO!
KSI!
@@uberspessmann9604 stfu I'm black and British, u can be born in Britain with British as ur nationality, and be black as ur race, same with African Americans u dumbass
I’m laughing so hard
Netflix trying too hard to grab Indian Market :P
But remember we even watch cricket match in Hotstar with 5 min lag and with Jio Sim :D xD
But stil we never gonna admit what Snapchat CEO once said.
Harsh Jaiswal yes ! But seriously not a good marketing strategy though by the CEO :P
Instead he could have said "Snapchat gets the highest revenue from India" and in minutes it would have been true :D
Exactly. Too bad they only have this wannabe unfunny bozo to give to us.
Yep. This was so bad that I cringed.
raju ganachari Bhai update karo apna aap. ab lag nahi raha
I think that racism is when people mock, look down or make fun of you bcoz of your race. But being curious or talking about our differences is not racism. Intention matters...
I can’t say in public anything about other cultures without being called racist, like if in public I said “the problem with Hispanic culture is blank blank” and I won’t even be able to explain myself because I’ll already have been banned from that area or interrupted to the point of not being able to talk
Racism is that very definition. It's sad to see in America people write racist children's comics that make white people look worse than they and are called mayos in them ( a derogatory term used for white people). I'm Hispanic/white and I see people online call white people genetic defects to society and be racist to Asians by calling them close to whiteness. Just remember anybody can be racist and not to generalize *Anyone*
@@ms.chomper5024 we live in a time where white people have to apologize for being white, and Asians are being accused of spreading Covid in America(if you don’t know what I’m talking about, search it up) people still judge a person’s character from their race, it’s disappointing that we have been around for hundreds of years and we still put value in the color of your skin, and not your personality
@@2kmichaeljordan438 I want to be judged by who I am today and not what my ancestors did. It goes for every race.
@@ms.chomper5024 exactly
0:39 "insane" 🤣
Incorrect timestamp. This timestamp comment should be
0:39 "-ne" 🤣
@@Dvance wrd 😂🤣😂😂
0:38
0:33 for continuity
Tamil people always accept and welcome everyone...the villager was pure and innocent.😭
Yeah , Nobody says like that. Poor guy Just lost my respect for putting up a lame joke.
@@thatdude9474 He isn't bashing the man tho ..
I have experienced same thing there lol..
They are innocent people..
But don't forget about the very nature of caste system embedded into the society
@@thatdude9474 it Isn't lame Try to take dark Humor and Sarcasm.
@@thatdude9474 I'm wondering if u didn't watch the whole thing or r u just that slow in the head
you're right . he is not an educated person like Virdas . Also, in India whatever happen outside homes all people see what's going out there?. not like western countries , they never care..
One nepali fan out here 🙋 Vir, from NE India....
Aiyana Gurung hey i am from Shillong whee are you from
Ha ha...that's slick Brother
Hi Aiyana
@@bandanasingh6034 m also from shilong
@Chin Chin bokki 😂😈
“C’mon! If you’re racist and you know it! Clap your hands!”
**one dude claps**
“what the fuck bro”
What’s the time stamp I watched the whole vid and didn’t see it maybe I’m small brain
@@BW0413 what your looking for is not in this episode
0:38 literally😂
Lmao fr
Shut up black
@@XboxDarkSpike okay you Xbox fuckboy 😒
@@septicalcake3705 u mad
@@XboxDarkSpike racist
0:18 pretty much everyone lol
We all Are same But different....And that's how we are unique in a same way....!!
LolGuy no... it's relevant.. but here we are talking about being unique not disgusting..!
that's the good way to express yourself
sonu verma thank you for not judging me because I have seen some of the nastiest mallu porn available online. Sometimes even my dick refuses to cooperate with me but I still keep stroking it till it eventually gives up and starts cooperating.
"If you're racist and you know it clap your hands!"
**clap, clap**
"What de fuck bro."
Minute
Oui
Where is it at like the time
@@chaysetebay7748 it's not in this video but here's a link to one it is in ruclips.net/video/7h3LHOVlf20/видео.html
@Lalo cause it's funny
Actually when my grandma was younger she lived in Ireland and they didn’t have a lot of black people in Ireland back then. She tells me a story just like the one you told about the man and the two boys being genuinely curious about how she and her friends were touching his skin and then their own, and then his hair and then their own. Its kinda wholesome because they aren’t doing it to be mean, they are doing it because they are genuinely curious about the differences they have with the other person
4:05 that joke is true I’m Muslim and I was laughing my head off at the end and
was looking for the “if you’re racist and you know it clap your hands” and left with a beautiful message
"if you're racist and you know it clap your hands!"
*clap clap*
Plot twist:
There was a mosquito or a fly
Where is that? Time pls
@@Мартин654 idk
@@Мартин654 i think it's on Netflix from what i saw in comments
Honestly, i thought i was gonna be rolling on the floor with laughter, but now, i'm re-evaluating my life. It was deep.
Not denying that most Indians are racist but racism is 100x worse in North India than it is in the South.
Lol it's worst everywhere
@@Jeff-fp8qx But within India,it's much worse in the north, relatively.
Racist about kaste?
@@seshajelmaanularhitamtahks8275 not sure what you meant. Can you rephrase your question?
If you're asking me if I implied casteism also in my comment ,then yes.
Dark skin in general is looked down upon and of course there are social factors like the caste system which endorses racism.
The basic premise of casteism is ancestral/genetic superiority complex, which is practically for all intents and purposes the same as racism.
@@seshajelmaanularhitamtahks8275 no color
"If you are racist clap your hands"
Some random dude or girls clap their hands
Where at
@@whotfasked1290 I think at Netflix.
@@whotfasked1290 look it up on RUclips
When does it happen
Time stamp?
1:58 ✨b l o c k✨ guy names Marcus 😃
Shut the fuck up
@@ghoul4678 the subtitles legit say block
Oh
Damn, if I had any heroes, this guy had just become one. This is the second +/_ 5 minute video I watch from him and I just subbed. Very very good. Finally someone with good common sense!
1:19 As a British Person..
I completely agree with that
🤢
3:14 top ten rappers eminem is afraid to diss
😂😂😂😂😂😂
fun fact: racist-ish sounds like rasistisch, which means racist in german lol
Heißt du mit Nachnamen FischL oder Fisch,
“*If you racist and you know it clap your hands” claps hands “ wtf bro” hahaha 💀
Time?
Time?
Landon they cut it out the video
@@z3bb374 thanks for saving me from scrolling through the video for a solid five minutes
we know who *you* voted for
and now this man has an emmy. congats Vir- much deserved!
"In the past we listened to politicans and laughed at comideans, now we listen to the comideans and laugh at the politicans"
That is a line that will forever stuck with me
God that's terrifying.
we live in a society
Its pretty funny how comedians can literally throw pure facts at everyone's face while making laughs when politicians can only make laughs because of how stupid they are.
@@tomnookisangery2870 First one is funny, second is just sad.
Kids Upload Stand-Up Video On RUclips
Men Upload Stand-Up Video On Amazon Prime
Legends Upload Stand-Up Video On Netflix
Unfunny Wannabes Watch Vir Das.
Natasha Pillai and you're one of them ! 😂
lol
Muthube bro they don't upload amazon and netfilx buys them
Natasha Pillai And I suppose pretentious douches make insulting comments on people's videos.
Came for the clap , left with a heartwarming message
That's the perfect depiction of
"Came for copper , but I found gold"
"The only difference between me and a Pakistani person is increased musical quality and decreased life expectancy."
That's golden, LOL!!
All jokes aside this was inspiring and a different way to look how far political correctness has gone these days it really changed my view
Well played Netflix, well played.
@@deepesh8712 is this some reference?
TEDx talks ladies and gentlemen
3:46 and when he got out of the hospital 🤣🤣🤣 I don't even live in Harlem and that's true