LGR - Adventures of Ninja Nanny - PC Game Review
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- FRESH OATS. FRESH OATS. FRESH OATS.
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Fresh oats....
+brutalmoose SNORT!!
+brutalmoose I was just about to say that this video reminds me of the style that you do yours in haha
+brutalmoose I was just thinking about Bad Milk when I was watching this. This game makes Bad Milk look like King's Quest.
+brutalmoose COOOOW?
+fastbreak333 Made me think of Bad Milk, too.. just the sheer weirdness of the video sequences.
So, the clock jumps from 6:05 to 4:20 the moment you open the program, and doesn't change for the entire video... very interesting. Hypothesis: this software has the power to teleport you to a dimension where it's always 4:20. This may help explain the mental state of the "developer" when he/she made this.
does lgr smoke weed
It wasn't even the program, though; it was only the folder containing it.
Best part: it's 4:20pm the entire way through the video.
Well guess the developers loved blazing there mary janes.
Garrett Williamson happy 4/20 ya'll!
That is probably the only way to "enjoy" this game. Being stoned makes you laugh all the way through.
Smoke it.
Kwa ndo Graze those fresh oats, man.
This isn't a game. It's a portal into some poor soul's descent into madness.
this is the kind of game you'd usually see on ross's game dungeon
I'd love to see Ross cover this.
+Lazy Game Reviews
You know what would be awesome? If you guys worked on something together. I wish...
+517342 Ross' and Clint's Lazy Game Dungeon. It'd be a dream come true.
This is something that I *have* to see Ross covering at some point.
If we really needed a "Don't use drugs" message directed to teenage youth, we didn't need an animated TV special to get the point across. We just needed this program released to the masses.
Drugs. That is all.
+PushingUpRoses Yup lmao.
Drugs on drugs.
+PushingUpRoses Kickstarter for "Adventures of ninja nanny 2"? :)
I'm in.
+PushingUpRoses I was almost expecting you to cameo up around the end to snap him back into some semblance of normalcy or something like that
This game is like 'Plumbers Don't Wear Ties' for children.
Rated E 10+
Nah, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties may be terrible and stupid, but I don't think players would be utterly lost like they are with this game. If an adult can't comprehend what's going on, how could a child?
This isn't even parody or satire on edutainment games.. this is pure "DaDa."
WesleyB Crowen I thought of Dada the moment this started!
DaDa?
TheRealLazerBlazer22 Dadaism. :3c
I haven't heard about Dadaism since college... but this definitely fits the bill.
@@TheRealLazerBlazer22 Dadaism is a sort of post-ironic humor.
I can't be the only person that thinks this is actually a psychological horror game, right?
No, that is a very valid interpretation. To say the least, lol.
You are not alone. I find almost all the graphics and sound effect pairings utterly terrifying.
The voiceovers creep me out, so there's some weight to your opinion.
If I had this game, I would be pretty scared to play it :)
Fresh oats. Freeesh oats. Freeeessssh oaaaats.
You should've played this with the sexy mouse.
@Random Videos by Sunlitspace542
Still around: ruclips.net/video/j9ULdlb63G8/видео.html
Hope the last year has been kind.
Ha!
5:08
Funny thing is that emperor Norton was a real guy from San Francisco who claimed himself to be the emperor of america. He had his own currency and everything that was accepted at local establishments.
ALL HAIL EMPEROR NORTON!
And Baghdad by the Bay is an affectionate nickname for San Francisco (though it has fallen from favor since Saddam Hussein).
I was expecting him to look more like the Sam O' Nella drawing
You could be a voice actor, dude. The voices you do in this episode made me wonder for a moment if it was coming from the game or not.
He does do voice acting. Occasionally. He's credited as Duke Nukem in Gas Guzzlers Extreme.
True
I was confused too at moments 😅
Ninja Nanny sounds like my kinda job. Just imagine Mary Poppins using a sword umbrella and blinding her enemies with sugar
Mary Choppins.
This looks like the type of game that exists only as screenshots to accompany a poorly written creepypasta.
+MonsterMasher The bit with the brain was definitely very creepypasta-esque
Seven days after you play this, you mysteriously die.
Clearly not! It has been *10 years* since LGR started and *4 years* since this video was uploaded.
@@kris_0520 who's says clint wasn't replaced by his clone.
Days later Clint was found wandering the woods, muttering "Ninja Nanny's not a ninja" over and over.
tragic. 😞
I have yet to watch a video from LGR and not have fun. You're awesome and your collection is impressively abundant in weirdness.
Thank you, I'm glad you're enjoying!
Man, I had no idea they sold viruses in PC big boxes.
Mental viruses.
This is officially the weirdest piece of entertainment media I have ever seen, considering the era of its release. Nowadays any number of awful indie studios can put out a creepypasta but this... Is something totally different.
Tis truly a masterpiece of surrealist art. That MS-Paint, that Word Art, they even use Microsoft Sam! Is there nothing this game does not do? It should be kept on display at the London Tate Museum.
@rommix0yes it did.
@rommix0 1999's Windows 2000 used Microsoft Sam as the default text to speech voice for Microsoft Narrator. 1999 is before the early 2000s.
@rommix0 the Microsoft Speech API version 4.0 was released in 1998. The default voice used for it in the SDK is Microsoft Sam. All of this can be learned through a quick Google search.
@rommix0 it was finished in 1999, and was being developed for well over a year by that point.
@rommix0 you also completely ignored the existence of MSAPI 4.0, released in 1998, which is definitely before the early 2000s.
Watching this, you can feel his pain. You can feel him breaking.
*You feel yourself breaking with him*
So this is basically RUclips Poop before there was even a RUclips to RUclips Poop on with the addition of unrelated educational content that's more interesting than the main "story".
Don't lump YTP in with this. YTP is funny, this is... I dunno WHAT this is!
Silicon Alley, seems about right. Psst kid, you wana buy an educational game? *flashes open trench coat*
Cow? Cow? Did someone...mention a cow?!
I have no words. You've discovered a gem, LGR. Must've been game of the year, certainly.
Your dedication to produce such a good review out of this is admirable.
I found your channel a few weeks ago and I really have enjoyed seeing all the more strange and bizarre games you have. Bizarre things are the best things. Also, I do get unreasonably excited when I can spot a game from my childhood in your collection (at 0:20 I spotted the Detective Barbie game I used to play, as well as Barbie Nail Designer and Hair Styler). I'd love to get a glimpse at your collection, it seems like it would be so much fun to shift through.
Awesome, I'm glad you're enjoying! I actually have a video showing my full collection here:
ruclips.net/video/a8WVldc4U_8/видео.html
+Lazy Game Reviews fresh oats
im gonna pray tonight.
We should tell Joel about this. THIS GAME HAS TO BE STREAMED
Ninja Nanny, or "Why Nobody Likes MS Paint anymore". Was this sold by some crazed programmer in a back alley, desperate for a small coin to feed his addiction to cheap booze and heroin? I'm almost afraid to find out the story behind this. Could be used to make a good Candle Cove trollpasta, though.
Jacob Smith this is what you get from ‘kahjiit has wares if you have coin’ and then buy something.
Is THIS where the "Fresh Oats" came from!!! I forget what other video he used it in, but good Lord, this was a trip
This is like if SWERY were asked to make a game demo about a fictional wikipedia from early 90s that has all kinds of bizarre interaction, but was only given a few days to make it. Much like a train wreck in slow motion, it's a disaster that is somehow intriguing.
This... This game, thing... What the blazes have I been watching?! I would say I'm confused but that implies that there is a way to comprehend this.
This game would've scared the shit out of me as a kid
I don't understand why this doesn't have 10 times the views. Easily one of the best LGR episodes.
This game should have come with a warning: "Before playing, you must take at least one hit of acid".
Wow... just... wow.... Why does it feel like I'm just coming off a trip?
:D
There is something going on here that's bigger than all of us!
That was beautiful, thanks for showing this gem!
At the beginning, when you were telling us that it wasn't worthy enough to be with the other edutainment games and showed us how you kept it far away from them, I was just like, "Ah, it can't be that bad, LGR. Surely, you must be exaggerating." But now I have witnessed the true quality of...whatever...this is...and will no longer be a skeptic when it comes to your opinions.
Great review (as always)! I was laughing confusedly right along with you xD
the fact you think a naked hippo is strange really shows how this game messes with ones brain
See, kids? This is why you should not mix absinthe, LSD, quaaludes and horse tranquilisers.
Anyone who needs proof that games are art need look no further than this masterpiece.
6:20 -- I'm positive that the horse's snoring is a sound clip of either a lawnmower or low-flying airplane xD
I, uhh... need to lie down.
And I must own a copy. Two copies. Seventy copies. Fresh oats. Ninety-eight copies.
I revisit this vid at least a couple of times a year for the animations - and Clint's descent into madness 😄
It's 2019 and every time I want oatmeal all my brain will supply is "fresh oats"
I recently came across a magazine ad for this game in a 1993 issue of Computer Gaming World I bought.
I immediately had to come pay patronage to my introduction to this weirdness! Thanks Clint.
7 years later and I still come back to this video. Please cover more games like this sometime!
"It's interesting writing for reasons that probably aren't good."
Someone should immediately re-form this company and fund them as much money as they like to make next-generation games. I demand it.
It was very brave of me to watch this after having surgery. Laughing is painful and yet I can't stop. This game is a trip! And LGR's quip of "I have not done enough drugs to understand this" is even funnier when I'm on pain meds and *I* don't understand this either!
Did you guy's notice that the system time was always 4:20 pm
+zeldajunkielol2 SNORT
I noticed that too.
That would be appropriate.
This game is GOLD! Pure GOLD! I could definitely see some younger kids and adults and maybe some in between having fun with this. Not the reading part, but the rest yes, absolutely.
Wow, and the old Windows 95/98 stuff like the pixelated bitmaps, word-art, buttons and fricking video player just adds to it.
What confuses me, as a developer, is I know this stuff takes at least some time to do. Like, it takes more than one insane tangent to get this sorta thing made. I am so curious how this happened.
Great obscure find. Would never have known about it, if not for you.
Yeah, I would _love_ to know what went into making this! But of course, information on this and the company are insanely scarce.
+littleNorwegians Not to mention the packaging, bulk cd manufacture and distribution! It doesn't look like a shareware game I've ever seen, so somebody had to have helped them put this on store shelves!
"Like, it takes more than one insane tangent to get this sorta thing made."
Wanna bet? www.templeos.org/
I know people say this often about all media, but there is no way this is not a result of drugs. That fresh oats screen is too wild.
Oh man, I could go for some ultra chocolate zombie right now.
Mmm, I'll have an Ultra Chocolate Zombie with a sprinkling of domestic pig dispute, please.
Would they top it with some fresh oats?
When I clicked on this video, I did not expect to look into the Abyss.
Alexander Abrams-Flohr Did it look back?
I half expected someone somewhere in the "story" to say "My spoon is too big.... mah spoon is too big!"
Humanity peaked on the 13th of November, 2015 when LGR uploaded his video on The Adventures of Ninja Nanny.
Considering the last several years you might just be correct.
This looks like something someone downloaded off the Dark Net. I find it so hard to believe that this was actually sold in stores. It reminds me so much of Dingo Pictures Animated movies (the dudes who also did the animation for a lot of Phoenix games like "Animal Soccer World") but it's even more trippy....more trippy than Dingo Pictures, which I didn't think was possible.. Thanks for showing this. I can't even tell you how fascinated I am by this game now.
this reminds me of terry gilliam's animations for monty python but like... on a different level of consciousness.. i love it
Was this a Tommy Wiseau production? Nothing else would explain this! O_o
fresh oats...fresh oats...
Alexis Mercer S N O R T S
I don't know why this video is tagged as Extreme Sports With The Berenstain Bears, but it does make it funnier
There's a really funny animation of the cow getting run over by a truck that LGR forgot to bring up. Like, this whole game is cursed.
I have a game called Spelvin Goolie, Private Eyeball that is almost just as far fetched as this.
spookanide Perhaps for Edutainment Month...
BlueJay Films did you send it?
The game is still in my possession. I may want to make my own video on it, or maybe I will still send the game to LGR. We'll see what happens.
This game looks like fantastic trollware. The guy behind Frog Fractions must have played this at some point and was inspired.
I imagine a group of programmers were locked in a room, with some computers and a boat load of crack. When they were finally freed this was the result.
+Ryan “Zombies” Dixon You mean a boat load of FRESH OATS
You broke Clint. Why did you have to break Clint?
I've watched enough Vinesauce to know a weird game, and not be so... weirded out. But THIS, holy SHIT.
I feel like this game is the visual version of the Amigara Fault.
THIS GAME!
IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!
DRR... DRR... DRR...
It's like something you'd find on the deep web.
KaotikKnight with less bodies
Is it always 4:20 when you play Ninja Nanny?
It is a given.
Looks like something off of Steam Early Access...
nah, way too entertaining for that.
Clint, I’ve seen nearly all of your videos but I keep coming back to this one, I believe I’m in my 5th time watching it and it never gets old or unfunny. This is amazing. 👍
God I hope someone makes some sort of sequel or a game that’s inspired by this so you can review it.
This was my favorite game growing up
This has been, hands down, the most hilarious and insane episode of LGR ever and is now the one I will show all my friends
I'm literally crying after two years. I just watched it again
Dev. team might be like "Educational? ...Scratch that! let's create 'experimental multimedia art' that would rival Desert Bus and Hong Kong 97 instead"
This is a nightmare just to watch.
@4:10 - Okay, so the file is called fwayrush, which we can only assume to mean "freeway rush"...
But at 4:12 they clearly stop at a toll booth.
Major plothole. Entire concept of a cow ninja nanny rendered completely senseless.
Why is this game called No.11 downing street?
Who drew these monstrosities?
How is this game "educational"?
WHY DOES THIS GAME EVEN EXIST?
Halp meh
That's got to be one of the weirdest things I've ever seen you review. I usually see stuff I've seen done before on RUclips, but I hadn't even heard of this little gem. Wow. Just, wow. I kind of want to show my niece just to see how she'd react.
Pen Holmes please
This actually IS the precursor to youtube-poop
This video is responsible for me fixing my old film camera. I needed a break from shaking uncontrollably and whispering "fresh oats."
Mike Hostetler are you gonna film yourself while you sit in the fetal position and whispering “fresh oats”?
This is the kind of thing that would be released as a $1 indie game and get praised for being abstract art.
People are asking “what drugs the developers were doing” but not asking the single important question “what dimension were they on?!”
I think this might be the funniest LGR video I've seen yet.
I didn't have any specific expectations before I watched this video, and yet what I have now seen has defied all possible expectations. O.o
I'd say this game is absolutely random, but that doesn't even begin to remotely convey how random this game is. Some might even call it a masterpiece of surreal art. I call it random, but oddly fascinating, trash. And I love the fact that it was even packaged and published. Shows some real dedication to go all the way. The question is just... why?
well... that was a trip i wont forget any time soon... thanks man
Legit thought I was losing my mind at that Ultra Chocolate Zombie bit.
THIS is why I'm subscribed, weird stuff I've never heard of like this. Awesome video!
Fresh oats
This is the Santa Clause and the Ice Cream Bunny of video games.
Completly lost it at 6:30. That stuff is just too great xD
welp i finally fucking found the origin of "fresh oats"
...i kinda wish i didn't
Fresh Oats has been making the rounds? The Internet makes me proud.
LOST FOSSIL Care to share?
No, because it's HIS ultra chocolate zombie ;P.
4:20 p.m. is the longest minute ever.
Nihilfist He played it for one minute every day so he didn't overdose. This video took months.
I demand a tech tales on these devs. Clint please.
Looks like unhinged, untalented developers making shitpost games aren't unique to today's world.
"What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun." Ecclesiates 1:9
At least toy story storybook game was great
Why is the origin of this not a big internet mystery. Whang needs to do a video on this
I think this program is an attempt to make a nervous breakdown into a edutainment game.