Haley at S is a legendary move. Honestly, I'm a sucker for a good redemption arc and she really makes waves as you get her further into the relationship and then marriage, when she completely realizes how materialistic she can be and tries to do better.
When I first played the game. I was thinking Seb, Sam, or even Alex(because of some of his heart events). I talked to Shane a lot because he was a jerk to me and I wanted to make him mad...then I got his first cutscene and decided okay, lets see where this man takes me. I am married to him in my first save now. He gives me over microwaved foods, fixes fences, "Waters" the garden, fills the cat's dish ect. Though his room leaves something to be desired lol. Edit: Pierre ignores his wife. She wants to spend time with him at events and he wants to make money. She 100% deserves better and his only "shining" moment is the post "Community center completion" scene. Like the game makes it seem like both Joja and Pierre are bad and you are choosing from the lesser of two evils, in that siding with Pierre keeps Joja from owning the town.
I agree with almost everything here, but I would bump Leah up to B, along with Penny. Both of them are wives,,, Women,,, Penny is so incredibly sweet, attentive, she does her best with the kids in the valley and wants them to have a bright future!! That is adorable and so compassionate!! Leah on the other hand, she's amongst the ones that actively have a social life. Like her and Elliot are THE MLM/WLW friendship and I love it. She's amazing and kicks ass and I KNOW SHE'S MUSCULAR I KNOW IT!! CA JUST LET HER BE BUILT I B E G.
I can't get over Penny's Two Heart event ngl. She completely disregarded the Autonomy of George and his wheelchair and you lose points when you remind her that consent exists.
@@Beanz-on-Toast I totally agree and honestly have a mod to change that event in terms of responses. Something tells me she honestly thought she was being helpful and half the responses we can give as the Farmer aren't too good either.
Sam deserves more! For me, at least A tier. Lemme prove my point. In his secret notes, he tells you what other peeps like. He also plays guitar. Idk he derserves a chance.
7:20 I totally agree 😭 I just had my second year flower dance and when I talked to Caroline she said something about wishing he would spend time with his family
Maybe I haven't looked hard enough but you're the first youtuber ive seen that likes Elliott? I've seen more than a few vids where the uploader really hates on him and it always bums me out lol. personally i don't really dislike any of the marriage candidates, though there are a few that i think are overrated.
I agree with the comment about fighting children. If you have children, you have, at least once, fought a child. I have 5 young nieces and theyre always tryna square up and my 12yr old nephew is always throwin hands.
Listen I mostly agree with this but HEAR ME OUT! Vincent is S++++ tier. I love him so much and wish to adopt him. Im a bit weird 😅 anyway great vid as always Jolie :) (I accidentally called you jolly bee once 😰)
I saw Leah in C an was about to say...its the sculpture isn't it, I get it 😂 damn, Harvey got done dirty lmao this video shows concerning traits might I add 😅 agree with Pierre, even in vanilla he feels like a shit spouse tbh lol
I'm playing my first save as a male farmer and currently I'm at 10 hearts with Alex. I won't lie, I fell easily with the "dumb jock" motif but honestly? His backstory and character development as you increase your hearts with him just resonates with me in a way that's hard to describe. Probably because we have slightly similar experiences.
Being called Clint v2 hurt me more than you putting Em in B, real talk tho Emily’s dialogue and narrative changes very little depending on what gender you choose, def a two way street 18:38 also, all fun and games till she pulls out a spell book and incinerates you
Alex was my first husband and still my favorite bachelor.. probably cause I’m male farmer but I’m planning to play as female farmer too see what people mean 🥲
Haley at S is a legendary move. Honestly, I'm a sucker for a good redemption arc and she really makes waves as you get her further into the relationship and then marriage, when she completely realizes how materialistic she can be and tries to do better.
Yes I love character development 👏
"Marnie, my animals are starving, they're going to DIE!"
Marnie: *Staring at a microwave for 7 hours*
apparently it’s quintessential to her daily lifestyle
Its like that meme of an anime girl crying and the chad
The way Pierre punched morris was crazy tho I’m sorry but there is no way ur winning against that.
that was his fever dream, I’m not accepting that as canon 😤😤
When I first played the game. I was thinking Seb, Sam, or even Alex(because of some of his heart events). I talked to Shane a lot because he was a jerk to me and I wanted to make him mad...then I got his first cutscene and decided okay, lets see where this man takes me. I am married to him in my first save now. He gives me over microwaved foods, fixes fences, "Waters" the garden, fills the cat's dish ect. Though his room leaves something to be desired lol.
Edit: Pierre ignores his wife. She wants to spend time with him at events and he wants to make money. She 100% deserves better and his only "shining" moment is the post "Community center completion" scene. Like the game makes it seem like both Joja and Pierre are bad and you are choosing from the lesser of two evils, in that siding with Pierre keeps Joja from owning the town.
totally agree!
Ppl get mad at maru for that robot cutscene but i let her electro shock me all she wants
You’re right and you should say it
I agree with almost everything here, but I would bump Leah up to B, along with Penny. Both of them are wives,,, Women,,, Penny is so incredibly sweet, attentive, she does her best with the kids in the valley and wants them to have a bright future!! That is adorable and so compassionate!!
Leah on the other hand, she's amongst the ones that actively have a social life. Like her and Elliot are THE MLM/WLW friendship and I love it. She's amazing and kicks ass and I KNOW SHE'S MUSCULAR I KNOW IT!! CA JUST LET HER BE BUILT I B E G.
True, women 🔛🔝
I can't get over Penny's Two Heart event ngl. She completely disregarded the Autonomy of George and his wheelchair and you lose points when you remind her that consent exists.
@@Beanz-on-Toast I totally agree and honestly have a mod to change that event in terms of responses. Something tells me she honestly thought she was being helpful and half the responses we can give as the Farmer aren't too good either.
I'm kind of shocked Vincent and Jas didn't end up in the "i would destroy them" tier
I was peer pressured
@@joliefish 🤣
Sam deserves more! For me, at least A tier. Lemme prove my point. In his secret notes, he tells you what other peeps like. He also plays guitar. Idk he derserves a chance.
I will forever hate Pierre for his Special Request Order. I wanna do a Jojamart save just to annoy him
You’re so real
I feel like everyone underestimates Pierre. During the community center cut scene he literally punches Morris into orbit
He’s cool in that but also he’s kinda lame sauce most of the other times imo but ur right too!
Shane deserves S tier. All the hate he gets is so unfair, he just a drunk sweet heart.
Willifish is iconic, no need to delete it!
she lives on in my heart 🫡💔
My first experience with sam was "IS THAT GOHAN!?"
He might as well be 🔥
Alex is just made for the male farmer and you can’t change my mind
Ngl Shane was the only reason I brought stardew valley. S tier desverved
YEAH
7:20 I totally agree 😭 I just had my second year flower dance and when I talked to Caroline she said something about wishing he would spend time with his family
haley only deserves s tier
unless she yells at me for dying in the quarry mines
I would let her yell at me
Maybe I haven't looked hard enough but you're the first youtuber ive seen that likes Elliott? I've seen more than a few vids where the uploader really hates on him and it always bums me out lol. personally i don't really dislike any of the marriage candidates, though there are a few that i think are overrated.
Yes I agree, none of them are THAT bad 👍
You do realize that Clint has an almost endless arsenal I mean have you seen his display at the fair also abilgal trains almost every day
“The MUSTACHE!”
🥸
I agree with the comment about fighting children. If you have children, you have, at least once, fought a child. I have 5 young nieces and theyre always tryna square up and my 12yr old nephew is always throwin hands.
I fought lots of children when I was a child so
ok but did you really experience stardew properly if you didn't romance shane first and tried to fix him. i'm totally fine
a canon event to be clear 🫡
Listen I mostly agree with this but HEAR ME OUT! Vincent is S++++ tier. I love him so much and wish to adopt him. Im a bit weird 😅 anyway great vid as always Jolie :)
(I accidentally called you jolly bee once 😰)
the jolliest of bees 🐝 You can watch Vincent while I hang out with Jodi
I love that you mentioned Emily is for the ladies, I wholeheartedly agree 😂 loopy fruity blue haired crystal weirdo I fell for her on first save
first of all, how DARE YOU!!! Second of all, you right...
Did you learn nothing from our Yandere Alex/Haley video
@@joliefish I am so head empty it’s nutso
“She would form Voltron” I was on the floor rolling when I heard that 😂
..I would also put Haley at S. No hesitation fr
a fellow intellectual
Thank you for intruding me to Stardew valley. :)
aw I’m happy that I could! ❤️
Justice for Abigail
No ❤️
@@joliefish Yes? ❤️
YOU ARE SO PRETTY
Aw thank you! 😊
nice choicesss i agre with haley at S bcuz she was my first chioce 🤗🤗🤗
but i went with alex or penny after lmao
fair fair
Hat mouse stocks up when you get in game achievements, which is why there’s not much at the start.
OMG I SEE MYSELF IN THE CHAT!!!
SEEING SHANE PUT IN S TIER AGAIN HURTS
YEAHHH
I saw Leah in C an was about to say...its the sculpture isn't it, I get it 😂 damn, Harvey got done dirty lmao this video shows concerning traits might I add 😅 agree with Pierre, even in vanilla he feels like a shit spouse tbh lol
nooo surely I’m mentally well and so right
Yes...sure...let's go with that 👀
You are my favorite RUclipsr
I’m honored!! 🥺💙
I'm playing my first save as a male farmer and currently I'm at 10 hearts with Alex. I won't lie, I fell easily with the "dumb jock" motif but honestly? His backstory and character development as you increase your hearts with him just resonates with me in a way that's hard to describe. Probably because we have slightly similar experiences.
Ty for another quality video 🌺. Haley in S tier is the only right answer \ (•◡•) /
YES! 🙌
When is the next video coming?
Can’t wait!!!
Very soon!! Thanks for being patient! ❤️❤️🥺
1:14 Elliot in any tier higher than c is a crime
2:48 also Sam was my first stardew love why did you do him so dirty
Bfr marnie and lewis are literally sneaky links for no reason
Haley grew on me after I watched Encanto and saw how similar she is to Isabela
Being called Clint v2 hurt me more than you putting Em in B, real talk tho Emily’s dialogue and narrative changes very little depending on what gender you choose, def a two way street
18:38 also, all fun and games till she pulls out a spell book and incinerates you
Im with you on Sam's hair being the worst thing about himmmm
joliefish
So true
No you dont like jas because she thinks you smell like crusty grass
Exactly
In the next video can you play your first stardew world
First and foremost (I love your videos)
YAY good job!! ty 🥺
6:10 wait what did Sebastian say that was sexist?
Hi I think you would be the traveling cart lady because you are very pretty
Maru will forever be my wife 😊😊😊😊
Mine too
jolie you a real one and you're so pretty
Thank you!! 🥹
I wonder why I ever married Penny. I went after Alex after divorcing her.
how dare u so that to my hubby alex😭😭
You can keep him 🫡
@@joliefish gladly😌
Jodi is my favourite mommy
Krobus 💜 Junimo’s 💜 and women 💜💜 🏳️🌈
agreed 💜
YEAH! Shane is the best
And she as the stuff tha I did.
Alex and hailey are for the gays and lesbians respectively
Elliot is also for the gays but in a different way
Haley is bae (my girlfriend is gonna kill me 😂)
o7
Nah that's Pierre slander.
HELLO YOUR SO PRETTY?? IVE NEVER SEEN YOUR FACE BEFORE SOMEHOW??
hi
HI
@@joliefish Wha ain't no way
Early and 22th
🙌🙌🙌
Twenty sirth
i LOVE sebastian why dont yall 🤨🤨🤨
Alex was my first husband and still my favorite bachelor.. probably cause I’m male farmer but I’m planning to play as female farmer too see what people mean 🥲
that makes sense 🤭
yeah alex isn't nearly as good with a female farmer. he's for the boys truly
YESSSSSSS!!!! FINALLY! Someone actually knows Maru is top quality S TEIR!!
I wouldn't fight George cuz hes in a wheelchair