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  • Опубликовано: 12 мар 2023

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  • @yourworstnightmare4410
    @yourworstnightmare4410 Год назад +18187

    If I ever have kids these jokes will flow

  • @zepher_god123
    @zepher_god123 Год назад +8747

    “You already knew that?”
    *sad violin music in the background*

    • @TheInvisibleMan06
      @TheInvisibleMan06 Год назад +129

      Oh boohoo, let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin

    • @xtremesssss
      @xtremesssss Год назад +38

      @@TheInvisibleMan06 💀

    • @nexon_ly
      @nexon_ly Год назад +25

      ​@@TheInvisibleMan06 😂

    • @Zenikai_
      @Zenikai_ Год назад +25

      @@TheInvisibleMan06 :'( "why are you crying mr.crabs?" "I broke the rules smallest violin"

    • @emyriandragon2277
      @emyriandragon2277 Год назад +7

      That’s how they learned his sons gf was pregnant

  • @nvincipality6371
    @nvincipality6371 Год назад +3008

    At the end he wasn't disappointed. Just concerned on whether or not his son has become a dad himself

    • @Komodo...
      @Komodo... Год назад +15

      SUSAMOGUS

    • @just_a_random_lonely_man
      @just_a_random_lonely_man 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@We_Only_Keep_It_Halal_Hereme too bro, it translates sus into their

    • @Komodo...
      @Komodo... 11 месяцев назад +4

      @We_Only_Keep_It_Halal_Here Thanks bro lemme fix that

    • @Clinically_Insanee
      @Clinically_Insanee 11 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@just_a_random_lonely_mantranslates into comfortable

    • @Marichatx1000
      @Marichatx1000 11 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Komodo... Lol that translated to comfortable

  • @BlastDN
    @BlastDN Год назад +143

    these are father moments that make u love your childhood

  • @allizebeth
    @allizebeth Год назад +3688

    this guy really said, I invaded your childhood and took all your memories

  • @davvison8548
    @davvison8548 Год назад +1642

    45 cents joke is underrated af

    • @reginaosuji1743
      @reginaosuji1743 9 месяцев назад +9

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @kangwakowa8370
      @kangwakowa8370 9 месяцев назад +3

      The introduction was gold👌😎

    • @user-zs2pc7uo7t
      @user-zs2pc7uo7t 8 месяцев назад +1

      yeah I actually laughed😂😂

    • @Veronica.A.
      @Veronica.A. 8 месяцев назад +2

      Isn't underrated.Dude himself said" Funny, that's actually a good one."

    • @Infernape1998
      @Infernape1998 5 месяцев назад

      I figured out that joke to some extent, but it still was a fantastic delivery. But it wasn’t delivery, it was Digiorno.

  • @madilynanticouni8543
    @madilynanticouni8543 Год назад +922

    you will be a great father.

    • @needless974
      @needless974 11 месяцев назад +6

      He looked like a whole snack in that bathroom scene

    • @elHobbito3
      @elHobbito3 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@needless974bruh

    • @tanaykumar1043
      @tanaykumar1043 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@needless974ayo

  • @CreatorMaxie
    @CreatorMaxie 3 месяца назад +9

    The happiness of seeing a father be so happy is a priceless item to buy.

  • @Foxyexe143
    @Foxyexe143 Год назад +1330

    Dad puns are the best puns

  • @katherinenienstedt3036
    @katherinenienstedt3036 Год назад +4783

    “When does a joke become a dad joke?”
    “When it becomes apparent.”

    • @whitecamel4538
      @whitecamel4538 Год назад +186

      Get out !!!!

    • @CC7_AMP
      @CC7_AMP Год назад

      @@whitecamel4538 how can you breathe from your back
      with backpipes

    • @PlumbWings66768
      @PlumbWings66768 Год назад +158

      Leave 🚪

    • @HN-ux4ho
      @HN-ux4ho Год назад +192

      WHO’S DAD IS ON RUclips?

    • @ronaldocf7
      @ronaldocf7 Год назад +65

      I knew where this was going from a dude perfect stereotype video

  • @Random-vids11
    @Random-vids11 Год назад +8

    I’m showing this to my dad now he will LOVE IT

  • @raianaratti9943
    @raianaratti9943 Год назад +22

    he already knew the dad joke so
    Part 2: "dad, i'm a dad"

  • @devkathuria6834
    @devkathuria6834 Год назад +219

    The tooth hurt-y joke always gets me 😭✨

  • @violetdavis9500
    @violetdavis9500 Год назад +518

    just wait till they hit you with the “dad im hungry” “nice to meet you hungry im dad”

    • @syppie6510
      @syppie6510 Год назад +18

      *proceeds to go to take candy from the van driver*

    • @Kyrah-Mae
      @Kyrah-Mae Год назад +8

      my mom says that lol

    • @themagician2008
      @themagician2008 Год назад +10

      I always reply "hi dad I'm hungry" and the first time he was to stunned to speak

    • @broganmckenna9708
      @broganmckenna9708 Год назад

      Me trying to find this vid…… when I do ..bruh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @willow5991
      @willow5991 Год назад +3

      My dad does that for example the hungry one and I'll say I'm bored and he'll say hi bored I'm dad

  • @FirstLast-pk4od
    @FirstLast-pk4od Год назад +67

    First guy on RUclips to not wear clothes in the shower.

    • @jellychaser7011
      @jellychaser7011 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well I don’t think we can justify he doesn’t have any form of leg wear but I hope he does wear something

    • @Wassup_bruh
      @Wassup_bruh 5 месяцев назад

      He was still wearing his watch, tho. Is that a thing? Do people really take showers wearing their watches?

    • @SuperMarioWowza67
      @SuperMarioWowza67 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Wassup_bruhi sometimes do

  • @VictorianError
    @VictorianError Год назад +18

    “You already knew that?”
    “Yeah”
    “Well, you’re grounded”

  • @CS-ci7ik
    @CS-ci7ik Год назад +422

    This is too accurate

  • @kalpanasapale9913
    @kalpanasapale9913 Год назад +460

    I'm trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these

    • @SaturnRingersonVI
      @SaturnRingersonVI Год назад +47

      Hi, trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these, I'm dad

    • @sisanity3614
      @sisanity3614 Год назад +14

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI 💀💀💀

    • @skyrx_edits
      @skyrx_edits Год назад +6

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI 😂

    • @doctornick17
      @doctornick17 Год назад +3

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

    • @kidthunderboi2009
      @kidthunderboi2009 Год назад +1

      @SpeedGamer same

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 2 месяца назад +2

    The look of INSTANT BETRAYAL at the end! Lol!

  • @ARbarrelracingoffical
    @ARbarrelracingoffical 5 месяцев назад +3

    “At Tooth Hurty” got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @annamyres
    @annamyres Год назад +137

    If we already know the joke dads be acting like we cheated on them with another dad 😭😭💀

  • @theveryaveragegamer9865
    @theveryaveragegamer9865 Год назад +95

    You missed the part where the son starts telling dad jokes, slowly becoming their father.

    • @AnOnlineDweller
      @AnOnlineDweller 11 месяцев назад +1

      I love this comment lol

    • @theveryaveragegamer9865
      @theveryaveragegamer9865 11 месяцев назад

      @@AnOnlineDweller And I love you random citizen.

    • @MrSirWivd
      @MrSirWivd 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@theveryaveragegamer9865i understood that referance

  • @YousefElEmamTerry
    @YousefElEmamTerry 9 месяцев назад +2

    The one for haircut , he made the son say a single hair.

  • @Homelessbaconroblox
    @Homelessbaconroblox 8 месяцев назад +2

    I need a dad like this 😭

  • @ItsAlexander51
    @ItsAlexander51 Год назад +349

    The only unrealistic thing in this video is that the dude thanked his dad for getting an appointment at the dentist💀💀☠

    • @cringefailtastic
      @cringefailtastic Год назад +14

      Nah, it'd be unrealistic if it was a little kid. A young adult would be thankful because they know they need to go to the dentist, but hate making doctors appointments

    • @Lily_Lily_Maia
      @Lily_Lily_Maia Год назад +7

      And that he opened the shower while his dad was right there 😂

  • @catelerasofficial
    @catelerasofficial Год назад +43

    Cyno with his dad jokes and Tighnari 😅

    • @snazziera9407
      @snazziera9407 Год назад +1

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @derekleif4397
      @derekleif4397 Год назад +1

      Tighnari laughing with sad teary eyes

    • @ysadalawatatloapat5
      @ysadalawatatloapat5 Год назад +1

      ESPECIALLY the part where albedo told sucrose about the joke about windmills.

    • @TeexMack
      @TeexMack 9 месяцев назад

      lmao

  • @yurha9606
    @yurha9606 10 месяцев назад +2

    Another dad joke:
    "I just bought some new camouflage pants.. But I can't find them anywhere.."
    😂😂

  • @TrueTerrariaEnthusiast
    @TrueTerrariaEnthusiast 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Hey son, did you hear the rumor about butter?"
    "Mm"

  • @doordill
    @doordill Год назад +94

    This made my dad come back and say "i won the lottery"

    • @ItsAlexander51
      @ItsAlexander51 Год назад

      Yas! I won the lottery after leaving you and your mom for 25 years, and I just came back with the money to flex on yall! I'll divorce ur mom and send you to an orphanage and take the money and live like Elon musk! Goodbye son! Enjoy your sad broke life!

  • @just_random08
    @just_random08 Год назад +8

    That "HUH" at the end 😂😂

  • @chrisconder3348
    @chrisconder3348 8 месяцев назад +3

    The disappointment on his face when he asks if he knows the joke 😂

  • @xianlozarita3538
    @xianlozarita3538 Год назад +5

    I need context for the "all cut" joke plz

  • @cookieguyyt
    @cookieguyyt Год назад +14

    “you already knew that?”
    “yep.”
    *silence*
    “huh.”

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Год назад +25

    Bro has the nicest shower

  • @nightfallnoir
    @nightfallnoir 8 месяцев назад +1

    *Me hearing and reading Snickers instead of Sneakers:* “I am too pure for this world, I need it, time for a Snickers-“

  • @OfficialRayyan3mk
    @OfficialRayyan3mk 3 месяца назад +1

    "Tooth hurt-y" had me dead 💀

  • @thelegofan4010
    @thelegofan4010 Год назад +15

    You seriously need more subscribers

  • @kirb491
    @kirb491 Год назад +40

    oh the timing

  • @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306
    @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 Год назад +5

    I felt that "are you for real" on such a deep level it hit bedrock.

  • @waytoo_known.
    @waytoo_known. Год назад +22

    dad got flashed for a second just to tell a joke💀

  • @hypermalware1364
    @hypermalware1364 Год назад +35

    There are times when dad jokes get to me and I'm 18... Maybe I'm getting old?

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Год назад

      Bro if you actually get mad at dad jokes it may be just because you are grumpy or grouchy. Of course, I can't confirm since I'm only 14, but I'm just taking a guess here lol

    • @justjade256
      @justjade256 Год назад +4

      @@RandomGamer-they meant as in make them laugh

    • @marykatrina870
      @marykatrina870 Год назад

      Ah yes 18 very very old lmao

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Год назад

      @@justjade256 oh

  • @Lex_xxia
    @Lex_xxia Год назад +5

    I swear my dad has said all these jokes I’ve just ignored him 😂

  • @mistertechguy
    @mistertechguy Год назад +3

    “You already knew that?”
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @PureDhan
    @PureDhan Год назад +3

    Seeing what Ryan does I expected at the end the dad was gonna be like “you know that? I uhhh, your grounded”

  • @VreeFee
    @VreeFee Год назад +104

    And the trophy for the most relatable and accurate person of the year award goes to…RyanhdLombard!

    • @OlliveaD_
      @OlliveaD_ Год назад

      89 likes and no replies? Let me fix this

  • @ShinigamiMischief15
    @ShinigamiMischief15 Год назад +6

    They always seem more devastated when you say you know the joke than when you don’t laugh

  • @YLiu-ch9tf
    @YLiu-ch9tf Год назад +5

    The moment he realized he was a grandpa

  • @justsomename7180
    @justsomename7180 Год назад +35

    I wish I had a dad that did this instead of abusing me 😂

    • @djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf
      @djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf Год назад +5

      bro what 💀💀💀

    • @devpathak3493
      @devpathak3493 Год назад +1

      @@djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf he means not hitting him , thats comoon sense
      u dont get hit??

    • @Renz_playz35
      @Renz_playz35 Год назад +1

      ​@@devpathak3493says the one who doesn't get what he siad

    • @davina-r
      @davina-r Год назад +4

      I wasn’t aware we were trauma dumping here. My dad abandoned me and I have an emotionally abusive mother 😃😃😃

    • @funni387
      @funni387 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@davina-r😃😃😃

  • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_
    @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Год назад +45

    We need to appreciate how handsome this man is tbh 😅

    • @JoelPhilipJohn
      @JoelPhilipJohn Год назад

      😅😅

    • @3XTR3M15T
      @3XTR3M15T Год назад +3

      Average Instagram Thirsty Kittens be like:

    • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_
      @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Год назад +2

      @@3XTR3M15T nope i am a lesbian thank you very much

    • @3XTR3M15T
      @3XTR3M15T Год назад

      @@Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ yea but you still act like a girl

    • @nguyenhoang6702
      @nguyenhoang6702 Год назад +4

      @@3XTR3M15T Can't even compliment a man's beauty on RUclips now huh? 😔

  • @ahmedstephenrjmontana5450
    @ahmedstephenrjmontana5450 Год назад +4

    You deserve more subs and likes. You a real legend for making us laugh. ❤️

  • @Toastmanbuns
    @Toastmanbuns Год назад +1

    I watch this 3 times maybe more in the future but I will never get bored of it

  • @newgate-zerohour
    @newgate-zerohour Год назад +32

    There once was a guy
    who wanted to build a canoe out of ice. He only managed to finish one paddle though, and left it leaning against his shed. He wasn't able to finish the boat, and every time he saw the oar it reminded him of his failure.
    It was a real ice oar.

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 Год назад +5

    At the end, his son’s transformation begins….

  • @Spidey719
    @Spidey719 12 дней назад +1

    These jokes are actually funny 😂

  • @Adminxd829
    @Adminxd829 12 дней назад +1

    The first joke got me 😂

  • @Ronanahsjeobanai
    @Ronanahsjeobanai Год назад +4

    I love this... and i cant...Relate my dad went to get the milk...

  • @muttonstix
    @muttonstix Год назад +7

    When you know your dads dad joke-
    Dad: hey son…
    Son: hi dad
    Dad: *your going to the adoption center*

  • @KotaTheWulf
    @KotaTheWulf 3 месяца назад +2

    "What did the inventer of the knock knock joke win?"
    "THE ✨NO-BELL✨PRIZE"

  • @JokesAndWises
    @JokesAndWises 7 месяцев назад

    You are doing great! Really loves your acting :D

  • @theawesomesushi
    @theawesomesushi Год назад +58

    Ah yes, dad jokes.
    Even us who aren’t dads use this ancient art out of either pure spite or pure boredom, or you’re just that one kid with an adult sense of humour that nobody gets except the adults obviously and is trying to be funny and makes a pun or something and fails. That would be me; that one kid

    • @fahadtheboss907
      @fahadtheboss907 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-ys2vr5yk3xdad jokes>dark humor

  • @MrYusufOffcl
    @MrYusufOffcl 9 месяцев назад +9

    Bro's armpit is a forest💀💀

  • @thepencilneedsclip
    @thepencilneedsclip 3 месяца назад

    Those jokes were so humerous that hit my funny bone lol

  • @NightmareYTGG
    @NightmareYTGG 17 дней назад

    These are the memories that you will remember for ever 🥹🙁

  • @TheAdventuresofPoppyandNeville
    @TheAdventuresofPoppyandNeville Год назад +4

    Here within a minute

  • @manugupta9922
    @manugupta9922 Год назад +16

    He looks soo cuteee😩💗

  • @Turtlesushi
    @Turtlesushi 11 месяцев назад +1

    A weird clown held the door open for me the other day. Now that I think about it, it was a kind Jester.

  • @omalor
    @omalor 8 месяцев назад

    the haircut one really had me rolling, I never heard of that one!!!!

  • @xrli82
    @xrli82 Год назад +6

    This is why I'm glad that my dad doesn't make dad jokes. Because he can't speak English, he can speak in Italian.

  • @niffler_da8590
    @niffler_da8590 Год назад +4

    Bro has more hair under his armpit than my mom has on her head 😢

  • @MinYoongis_tangerines
    @MinYoongis_tangerines Год назад

    Not me laughing hysterically at all the jokes😂😂😂😂

  • @NEWBIE674
    @NEWBIE674 3 месяца назад +1

    I would be screaming if my dad was like this

  • @Perfectgoal-w5x
    @Perfectgoal-w5x 29 дней назад

    Tooth-hurty got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @riptyduur
    @riptyduur 8 месяцев назад

    This is one of the best shorts out there.

  • @RandomShtick2
    @RandomShtick2 4 месяца назад

    I love these kind of jokes. Always funny.

  • @porokothenoshow
    @porokothenoshow Месяц назад

    POV u have a dad who cares about u enough to make jokes to brighten ur day

  • @TheBeast-np5xr
    @TheBeast-np5xr 2 месяца назад

    I love when my dad still does these jokes

  • @mvskedxshvdxw
    @mvskedxshvdxw Год назад

    The took hurty one was what got me the most 😂😂😂

  • @Diamondring.
    @Diamondring. 4 месяца назад +1

    Ngl the first joke was actually funny💀💀

  • @JameoKaze
    @JameoKaze 8 месяцев назад

    Dad jokes never fail to make me laugh when I was a kid

  • @Mr_OvenTheRainwing
    @Mr_OvenTheRainwing 4 месяца назад

    You just gave so many dads so much ammo

  • @ariz0naheat622
    @ariz0naheat622 3 месяца назад

    The hair joke, was pretty good 😂

  • @mikeyhasfuntoo9164
    @mikeyhasfuntoo9164 10 месяцев назад

    “No, I got them all cut” That’s actually good

  • @ngotuanminh8767
    @ngotuanminh8767 4 месяца назад

    His jokes never fails me🤣

  • @mapanimatorofficial
    @mapanimatorofficial Месяц назад

    "do you know a rumour about beans. nvm im not gonna spill it."
    CAME RIGHT TO MY MIND

  • @TEMPEST825
    @TEMPEST825 5 месяцев назад

    The butter one gave me a good chuckle 😂

  • @4everArmyVHopeMinKookJinRmSuga

    My favourite are dad jokes and uncle jokes
    You're awesome,bro had me cracking up real hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ticklegiggle
    @ticklegiggle Месяц назад

    Have you heard a rumor about butter? I am not going to spread it. That was hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @doomsdaytaco3819
    @doomsdaytaco3819 Год назад

    that nickel back joke was actually pretty good

  • @DarkKnightGaming._.
    @DarkKnightGaming._. 4 месяца назад

    As someone who doesn’t have a dad, i see this as an absolute win

  • @Leo-vl6ov
    @Leo-vl6ov 9 месяцев назад

    Please make more dad jokes like that!!! 🤗😍🤩

  • @therandomtiktoker
    @therandomtiktoker 5 месяцев назад

    The bravest RUclipsr to record himself showering for a short

  • @kiwisrcool311
    @kiwisrcool311 9 месяцев назад

    we've all heard them repeat these jokes time after time yet its still funnier than almost anyone else..

  • @user-ic5ch4zx1s
    @user-ic5ch4zx1s 11 месяцев назад

    THE FIST ONE HAD ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xiuhongyang3320
    @xiuhongyang3320 Год назад

    He heard too many dad jokes that he now knows all the dad jokes

  • @Kratos-hk7lu
    @Kratos-hk7lu 11 месяцев назад +1

    When i heard "r u for real"
    I thought dad gonna say
    "no i m Dad"

  • @monndoctor3811
    @monndoctor3811 4 месяца назад

    Taking notes for my future children, this would be helpful to make myself look like a humble dad with bad jokes instead of a shut-in.

  • @NooshyZym
    @NooshyZym 3 месяца назад

    The music in the background kills me❤😂

  • @hiratadeyemi3647
    @hiratadeyemi3647 9 месяцев назад

    The sneakers one got me😂

  • @Traylbl43er007
    @Traylbl43er007 4 месяца назад +1

    The fifty cent one 😂😂😂

  • @SrumDillyDumious
    @SrumDillyDumious Год назад

    Man I’m going to have to remember this ones they’re pretty good