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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @yourworstnightmare4410
    @yourworstnightmare4410 Год назад +19200

    If I ever have kids these jokes will flow

  • @zepher_god123
    @zepher_god123 Год назад +9297

    “You already knew that?”
    *sad violin music in the background*

    • @TheEverything_Man
      @TheEverything_Man Год назад +133

      Oh boohoo, let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin

    • @xtremesssss
      @xtremesssss Год назад +40

      @@TheEverything_Man 💀

    • @nexon_ly
      @nexon_ly Год назад +27

      ​@@TheEverything_Man 😂

    • @Zenikai_
      @Zenikai_ Год назад +26

      @@TheEverything_Man :'( "why are you crying mr.crabs?" "I broke the rules smallest violin"

    • @emyriandragon2277
      @emyriandragon2277 Год назад +7

      That’s how they learned his sons gf was pregnant

  • @nvincipality6371
    @nvincipality6371 Год назад +3513

    At the end he wasn't disappointed. Just concerned on whether or not his son has become a dad himself

    • @Komodo...
      @Komodo... Год назад +23

      SUSAMOGUS

    • @just_a_random_lonely_man
      @just_a_random_lonely_man Год назад +10

      ​@We_Only_Keep_It_Halal_Hereme too bro, it translates sus into their

    • @Komodo...
      @Komodo... Год назад +4

      @We_Only_Keep_It_Halal_Here Thanks bro lemme fix that

    • @Clinically_Insanee
      @Clinically_Insanee Год назад +11

      ​@@just_a_random_lonely_mantranslates into comfortable

    • @Marichatx1000
      @Marichatx1000 Год назад +8

      ​@@Komodo... Lol that translated to comfortable

  • @Random-vids11
    @Random-vids11 Год назад +12

    I’m showing this to my dad now he will LOVE IT

  • @BlastDN
    @BlastDN Год назад +234

    these are father moments that make u love your childhood

    • @shisirkhan1
      @shisirkhan1 8 дней назад +1

      Never had those

    • @GodlyDra
      @GodlyDra 2 дня назад

      These are the moments that made me hate my childhood.

  • @Foxyexe143
    @Foxyexe143 Год назад +1394

    Dad puns are the best puns

  • @someonezacc
    @someonezacc Год назад +3811

    this guy really said, I invaded your childhood and took all your memories

  • @davvison8548
    @davvison8548 Год назад +1724

    45 cents joke is underrated af

  • @CreatorMaxie
    @CreatorMaxie 7 месяцев назад +47

    The happiness of seeing a father be so happy is a priceless item to buy.

  • @madilynanticouni8543
    @madilynanticouni8543 Год назад +1040

    you will be a great father.

  • @CS-ci7ik
    @CS-ci7ik Год назад +423

    This is too accurate

  • @devkathuria6834
    @devkathuria6834 Год назад +232

    The tooth hurt-y joke always gets me 😭✨

  • @violetdavis9500
    @violetdavis9500 Год назад +526

    just wait till they hit you with the “dad im hungry” “nice to meet you hungry im dad”

    • @syppie6510
      @syppie6510 Год назад +18

      *proceeds to go to take candy from the van driver*

    • @Kyrah-Mae
      @Kyrah-Mae Год назад +8

      my mom says that lol

    • @themagician2008
      @themagician2008 Год назад +10

      I always reply "hi dad I'm hungry" and the first time he was to stunned to speak

    • @broganmckenna9708
      @broganmckenna9708 Год назад

      Me trying to find this vid…… when I do ..bruh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @willow5991
      @willow5991 Год назад +3

      My dad does that for example the hungry one and I'll say I'm bored and he'll say hi bored I'm dad

  • @LucasPatschull
    @LucasPatschull 3 месяца назад +8

    Bro your videos help me through depression. Keep it up 😊

  • @KotaTheWulf
    @KotaTheWulf 7 месяцев назад +4

    "What did the inventer of the knock knock joke win?"
    "THE ✨NO-BELL✨PRIZE"

    • @EmmanuelTitusOuma
      @EmmanuelTitusOuma 3 месяца назад +1

      This is the best joke in the history of jokes 😎😎😎😎😎👀👀👀

  • @theveryaveragegamer9865
    @theveryaveragegamer9865 Год назад +96

    You missed the part where the son starts telling dad jokes, slowly becoming their father.

  • @kalpanasapale9913
    @kalpanasapale9913 Год назад +466

    I'm trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these

    • @SaturnRingersonVI
      @SaturnRingersonVI Год назад +48

      Hi, trying damn hard to memorize then so i can slam them on my friends making them beleive i originally invented these, I'm dad

    • @sisanity3614
      @sisanity3614 Год назад +14

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI 💀💀💀

    • @skyrx_edits
      @skyrx_edits Год назад +6

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI 😂

    • @doctornick17
      @doctornick17 Год назад +3

      ​@@SaturnRingersonVI AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

    • @kidthunderboi2009
      @kidthunderboi2009 Год назад +1

      @SpeedGamer same

  • @annamyres
    @annamyres Год назад +136

    If we already know the joke dads be acting like we cheated on them with another dad 😭😭💀

  • @raianaratti9943
    @raianaratti9943 Год назад +26

    he already knew the dad joke so
    Part 2: "dad, i'm a dad"

  • @Nako3
    @Nako3 Год назад +1

    These jokes hurt so much once you already know them all

  • @katherinenienstedt3036
    @katherinenienstedt3036 Год назад +4810

    “When does a joke become a dad joke?”
    “When it becomes apparent.”

    • @whitecamel4538
      @whitecamel4538 Год назад +190

      Get out !!!!

    • @CC7_AMP
      @CC7_AMP Год назад

      @@whitecamel4538 how can you breathe from your back
      with backpipes

    • @PlumbWings66768
      @PlumbWings66768 Год назад +162

      Leave 🚪

    • @HN-ux4ho
      @HN-ux4ho Год назад +195

      WHO’S DAD IS ON RUclips?

    • @ronaldocf7
      @ronaldocf7 Год назад +67

      I knew where this was going from a dude perfect stereotype video

  • @ACbarrelracingoffical
    @ACbarrelracingoffical 9 месяцев назад +4

    “At Tooth Hurty” got me dying on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @FirstLast-pk4od
    @FirstLast-pk4od Год назад +76

    First guy on RUclips to not wear clothes in the shower.

    • @jellychaser7011
      @jellychaser7011 Год назад +1

      Well I don’t think we can justify he doesn’t have any form of leg wear but I hope he does wear something

    • @Wassup_bruh
      @Wassup_bruh 9 месяцев назад +1

      He was still wearing his watch, tho. Is that a thing? Do people really take showers wearing their watches?

    • @SuperMarioWowza67
      @SuperMarioWowza67 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Wassup_bruhi sometimes do

    • @NukeGuy709
      @NukeGuy709 3 месяца назад +1

      That armpit hair 😭🙏

    • @urhypeboy
      @urhypeboy 3 месяца назад +2

      I'm a guy but yum.

  • @JackieGallegos-b5q
    @JackieGallegos-b5q 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love dad jokes definitely gonna use these🥰🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KUobrbufebjosku-uq9yu
    @KUobrbufebjosku-uq9yu Месяц назад +1

    idk why, but theyre gets me everytime

  • @thelegofan4010
    @thelegofan4010 Год назад +15

    You seriously need more subscribers

  • @catelerasofficial
    @catelerasofficial Год назад +42

    Cyno with his dad jokes and Tighnari 😅

  • @just_random08
    @just_random08 Год назад +8

    That "HUH" at the end 😂😂

  • @amIananimator1
    @amIananimator1 8 месяцев назад +1

    Ngl the first joke was actually funny💀💀

  • @Colasodaroblox
    @Colasodaroblox Год назад +2

    I need a dad like this 😭

  • @VictorianError
    @VictorianError Год назад +24

    “You already knew that?”
    “Yeah”
    “Well, you’re grounded”

  • @cookieguyyt
    @cookieguyyt Год назад +15

    “you already knew that?”
    “yep.”
    *silence*
    “huh.”

  • @Lex_xxia
    @Lex_xxia Год назад +5

    I swear my dad has said all these jokes I’ve just ignored him 😂

  • @Shadow9797-q8y
    @Shadow9797-q8y 4 месяца назад +1

    These jokes are actually funny 😂

  • @rosey9482
    @rosey9482 Год назад +1

    my favorite was the first one😂😂😂

  • @ItsAlexander51
    @ItsAlexander51 Год назад +349

    The only unrealistic thing in this video is that the dude thanked his dad for getting an appointment at the dentist💀💀☠

    • @cringefailtastic
      @cringefailtastic Год назад +14

      Nah, it'd be unrealistic if it was a little kid. A young adult would be thankful because they know they need to go to the dentist, but hate making doctors appointments

    • @Lily-vander
      @Lily-vander Год назад +7

      And that he opened the shower while his dad was right there 😂

  • @PureDhan
    @PureDhan Год назад +4

    Seeing what Ryan does I expected at the end the dad was gonna be like “you know that? I uhhh, your grounded”

  • @chrisconder3348
    @chrisconder3348 Год назад +3

    The disappointment on his face when he asks if he knows the joke 😂

  • @NEWBIE674
    @NEWBIE674 7 месяцев назад +1

    I would be screaming if my dad was like this

  • @katelynlaw1484
    @katelynlaw1484 Год назад +1

    R.I.P boiling water, you will be mist. 😂
    Is my favorite dads joke.

  • @doordill
    @doordill Год назад +94

    This made my dad come back and say "i won the lottery"

    • @ItsAlexander51
      @ItsAlexander51 Год назад

      Yas! I won the lottery after leaving you and your mom for 25 years, and I just came back with the money to flex on yall! I'll divorce ur mom and send you to an orphanage and take the money and live like Elon musk! Goodbye son! Enjoy your sad broke life!

  • @mistertechguy
    @mistertechguy Год назад +3

    “You already knew that?”
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @VreeFee
    @VreeFee Год назад +104

    And the trophy for the most relatable and accurate person of the year award goes to…RyanhdLombard!

    • @OlliveaD_
      @OlliveaD_ Год назад

      89 likes and no replies? Let me fix this

  • @mapanimatorofficial
    @mapanimatorofficial 5 месяцев назад +1

    "do you know a rumour about beans. nvm im not gonna spill it."
    CAME RIGHT TO MY MIND

  • @KatieCulbertson
    @KatieCulbertson 7 месяцев назад +1

    Love your vids

  • @ShinigamiMischief15
    @ShinigamiMischief15 Год назад +6

    They always seem more devastated when you say you know the joke than when you don’t laugh

  • @kirb491
    @kirb491 Год назад +40

    oh the timing

  • @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306
    @blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306 Год назад +5

    I felt that "are you for real" on such a deep level it hit bedrock.

  • @Adminxd829
    @Adminxd829 4 месяца назад +1

    The first joke got me 😂

  • @JameoKaze
    @JameoKaze Год назад +1

    Dad jokes never fail to make me laugh when I was a kid

  • @justsomename7180
    @justsomename7180 Год назад +37

    I wish I had a dad that did this instead of abusing me 😂

    • @djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf
      @djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf Год назад +5

      bro what 💀💀💀

    • @devpathak3493
      @devpathak3493 Год назад +1

      @@djgdgjfhjcjgfgichkcigf he means not hitting him , thats comoon sense
      u dont get hit??

    • @Renz_playz35
      @Renz_playz35 Год назад +1

      ​@@devpathak3493says the one who doesn't get what he siad

    • @ruthenium-4-4
      @ruthenium-4-4 Год назад +5

      I wasn’t aware we were trauma dumping here. My dad abandoned me and I have an emotionally abusive mother 😃😃😃

    • @funni387
      @funni387 Год назад

      ​@@ruthenium-4-4😃😃😃

  • @ahmedstephenrjmontana5450
    @ahmedstephenrjmontana5450 Год назад +4

    You deserve more subs and likes. You a real legend for making us laugh. ❤️

  • @hypermalware1364
    @hypermalware1364 Год назад +37

    There are times when dad jokes get to me and I'm 18... Maybe I'm getting old?

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Год назад

      Bro if you actually get mad at dad jokes it may be just because you are grumpy or grouchy. Of course, I can't confirm since I'm only 14, but I'm just taking a guess here lol

    • @justjade256
      @justjade256 Год назад +4

      @@RandomGamer-they meant as in make them laugh

    • @marykatrina870
      @marykatrina870 Год назад

      Ah yes 18 very very old lmao

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- Год назад

      @@justjade256 oh

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 6 месяцев назад +2

    The look of INSTANT BETRAYAL at the end! Lol!

  • @TheBeast-np5xr
    @TheBeast-np5xr 6 месяцев назад

    I love when my dad still does these jokes

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Год назад +27

    Bro has the nicest shower

  • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_
    @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Год назад +47

    We need to appreciate how handsome this man is tbh 😅

    • @JoelPhilipJohn
      @JoelPhilipJohn Год назад

      😅😅

    • @3XTR3M15T
      @3XTR3M15T Год назад +3

      Average Instagram Thirsty Kittens be like:

    • @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_
      @Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ Год назад +2

      @@3XTR3M15T nope i am a lesbian thank you very much

    • @3XTR3M15T
      @3XTR3M15T Год назад

      @@Discombobulated_myopic_potato_ yea but you still act like a girl

    • @nguyenhoang6702
      @nguyenhoang6702 Год назад +4

      @@3XTR3M15T Can't even compliment a man's beauty on RUclips now huh? 😔

  • @Ronanahsjeobanai
    @Ronanahsjeobanai Год назад +4

    I love this... and i cant...Relate my dad went to get the milk...

  • @nightfallnoir
    @nightfallnoir Год назад +1

    *Me hearing and reading Snickers instead of Sneakers:* “I am too pure for this world, I need it, time for a Snickers-“

  • @C.146
    @C.146 Год назад +1

    I actually sent the nickleback joke to my friend before seeing this

  • @muttonstix
    @muttonstix Год назад +7

    When you know your dads dad joke-
    Dad: hey son…
    Son: hi dad
    Dad: *your going to the adoption center*

  • @xianlozarita3538
    @xianlozarita3538 Год назад +5

    I need context for the "all cut" joke plz

  • @waytoo_known.
    @waytoo_known. Год назад +22

    dad got flashed for a second just to tell a joke💀

  • @SkyfallerStudio
    @SkyfallerStudio 7 дней назад +1

    You forgot one
    “Ow! My toe!”
    “Do I need to call the toe truck?”

  • @heatherhopfinger3942
    @heatherhopfinger3942 Месяц назад

    I love the joke about 50 cents and get your Nickelback but can I add to that when the new kids are on the prairie you go😂

  • @newgate-zerohour
    @newgate-zerohour Год назад +32

    There once was a guy
    who wanted to build a canoe out of ice. He only managed to finish one paddle though, and left it leaning against his shed. He wasn't able to finish the boat, and every time he saw the oar it reminded him of his failure.
    It was a real ice oar.

  • @YLiu-ch9tf
    @YLiu-ch9tf Год назад +5

    The moment he realized he was a grandpa

  • @yurha9606
    @yurha9606 Год назад +5

    Another dad joke:
    "I just bought some new camouflage pants.. But I can't find them anywhere.."
    😂😂

  • @kiwisrcool311
    @kiwisrcool311 Год назад +1

    we've all heard them repeat these jokes time after time yet its still funnier than almost anyone else..

  • @Toastmanbuns
    @Toastmanbuns Год назад +1

    I watch this 3 times maybe more in the future but I will never get bored of it

  • @theawesomesushi
    @theawesomesushi Год назад +57

    Ah yes, dad jokes.
    Even us who aren’t dads use this ancient art out of either pure spite or pure boredom, or you’re just that one kid with an adult sense of humour that nobody gets except the adults obviously and is trying to be funny and makes a pun or something and fails. That would be me; that one kid

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 Год назад +5

    At the end, his son’s transformation begins….

  • @xrli82
    @xrli82 Год назад +6

    This is why I'm glad that my dad doesn't make dad jokes. Because he can't speak English, he can speak in Italian.

  • @YousefElEmamTerry
    @YousefElEmamTerry Год назад +2

    The one for haircut , he made the son say a single hair.

  • @tonykoch97
    @tonykoch97 4 месяца назад +1

    It runs in the family wow 😂

  • @TheAdventuresofPoppyandNeville
    @TheAdventuresofPoppyandNeville Год назад +4

    Here within a minute

  • @MrYusufOffcl
    @MrYusufOffcl Год назад +9

    Bro's armpit is a forest💀💀

  • @niffler_da8590
    @niffler_da8590 Год назад +4

    Bro has more hair under his armpit than my mom has on her head 😢

  • @4everArmyVHopeMinKookJinRmSuga

    My favourite are dad jokes and uncle jokes
    You're awesome,bro had me cracking up real hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MinYoongis_tangerines
    @MinYoongis_tangerines Год назад

    Not me laughing hysterically at all the jokes😂😂😂😂

  • @katmonn
    @katmonn 8 месяцев назад +1

    Taking notes for my future children, this would be helpful to make myself look like a humble dad with bad jokes instead of a shut-in.

  • @Traylbl43er007
    @Traylbl43er007 8 месяцев назад +1

    The fifty cent one 😂😂😂

  • @SwagMessiah_1
    @SwagMessiah_1 Год назад

    This man deserves to be a dad

  • @JokesAndWises
    @JokesAndWises 11 месяцев назад

    You are doing great! Really loves your acting :D

  • @m1ziziz
    @m1ziziz 2 месяца назад +1

    i told my mom she should just embrace her mistakes.
    so she gave me a hug.

  • @RandomShtick2
    @RandomShtick2 8 месяцев назад

    I love these kind of jokes. Always funny.

  • @thepencilneedsclip
    @thepencilneedsclip 7 месяцев назад

    Those jokes were so humerous that hit my funny bone lol

  • @Leo-vl6ov
    @Leo-vl6ov Год назад

    Please make more dad jokes like that!!! 🤗😍🤩

  • @Up_stairs672
    @Up_stairs672 11 дней назад +1

    When my dad gets next to my mom he always making a hilarious jokes that can make me mad

  • @Kratos-hk7lu
    @Kratos-hk7lu Год назад +1

    When i heard "r u for real"
    I thought dad gonna say
    "no i m Dad"

  • @kylewilliamson860
    @kylewilliamson860 Год назад +1

    I could've sworn that when he asked his dad, "if he got a haircut?". I thought he was going to reply with, nope, I just had my ears lowered!

  • @birchman18
    @birchman18 8 месяцев назад

    His jokes never fails me🤣

  • @S0RR0WL3SS
    @S0RR0WL3SS 7 месяцев назад

    "you already knew that? Huh."
    idk why but "huh" made me laugh so hard lol

  • @ticklegiggle
    @ticklegiggle 5 месяцев назад

    Have you heard a rumor about butter? I am not going to spread it. That was hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @Reaperskull2010
    @Reaperskull2010 Год назад +1

    What kind of shoes do kidnappers love
    White vans 💀💀💀

  • @JWRB_Gaming
    @JWRB_Gaming Год назад +1

    "TOOTH Hurt-y" lol

  • @NickEh30-B793
    @NickEh30-B793 4 месяца назад

    Tooth-hurty got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @NooshyZym
    @NooshyZym 7 месяцев назад

    The music in the background kills me❤😂

  • @omalor
    @omalor Год назад

    the haircut one really had me rolling, I never heard of that one!!!!

  • @AbsolToki
    @AbsolToki 7 месяцев назад

    The hair joke, was pretty good 😂