Thoughts To Snap Your Mind In Half Compilation.

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  • Опубликовано: 24 май 2023
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  • @EternalShortz
    @EternalShortz Год назад +600

    "taxes are just yearly subscription that you Pay to the country you live in, childhood is the free trial" That is soo true

    • @VTrucker777
      @VTrucker777 7 месяцев назад +8

      Guess i get extended free trial

    • @Moulikyash
      @Moulikyash 7 месяцев назад +5

      69th like
      Nice

    • @imthememetheef
      @imthememetheef 3 месяца назад +1

      EA ideology be like😊

    • @mercust
      @mercust 3 месяца назад +1

      3:21 will always haunt me

    • @Nat_onYT
      @Nat_onYT Месяц назад

      That wasn’t part of this video but I did see that one yeah 😂

  • @ZacharyHarpel
    @ZacharyHarpel 10 месяцев назад +539

    This is not only hilarious, but some of these are actually educational!

    • @user-dg4vz7ig8y
      @user-dg4vz7ig8y 10 месяцев назад

      Fuck that

    • @aguy2181
      @aguy2181 10 месяцев назад +2

      bruh this is why i think these are cringe

    • @gloriawangui5669
      @gloriawangui5669 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@aguy2181cuz Ur corny and cringe af 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @redwoodpies8309
      @redwoodpies8309 10 месяцев назад +4

      agreed

    • @CatBoy72
      @CatBoy72 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@aguy2181 you make it more cringe by saying that so just keep your comments to yourself

  • @cc..dollia
    @cc..dollia 2 месяца назад +624

    *Claim your “Late people” Trophy here🫠*

  • @steakoncearmyengene9326
    @steakoncearmyengene9326 Год назад +861

    This guy is a genius. Look at the numbers of people who just shamelessly post his voice without credits.

  • @RaimeTooRacist
    @RaimeTooRacist Год назад +1189

    What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub

    • @Iknowthefirst_random-.3
      @Iknowthefirst_random-.3 Год назад +15

      It’s just… a compilation…

    • @RaimeTooRacist
      @RaimeTooRacist Год назад +18

      @@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 never knew that! :0

    • @Meat_man_official
      @Meat_man_official 11 месяцев назад +5

      Hey your more early than that comment above

    • @pupsiclevlogs
      @pupsiclevlogs 11 месяцев назад +3

      100 like and 3rd comment and also its a compilation not a semi story-

    • @vicinvesta8349
      @vicinvesta8349 8 месяцев назад +5

      He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions"
      He just collected and presented them.
      Here two lame ones:
      "Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?"
      "How does snow blower driver get to work?"

  • @halocraft314
    @halocraft314 10 месяцев назад +187

    I love how all of the people around him practically go insane just because he's spouting these random thoughts.

    • @A_WeirdGrl_09
      @A_WeirdGrl_09 4 месяца назад +2

      And yet the rest of us are watching it willingly 😂

    • @hazeltam6753
      @hazeltam6753 Месяц назад +1

      That is so trueeee

  • @legendsboiz493
    @legendsboiz493 6 месяцев назад +45

    "A man who thinks all the time has nothing to think except thoughts"
    -a wise man

    • @larawaterson
      @larawaterson 22 дня назад +3

      Their also known as philosophers.

  • @nope7016
    @nope7016 9 месяцев назад +100

    1:27 that scream 😂

  • @CameronsMusic
    @CameronsMusic Год назад +191

    As a person who only has 5 years of his free trial left, I can confirm childhood is entirely free.

    • @BlackFang186
      @BlackFang186 10 месяцев назад +3

      Agreed dude.

    • @Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm
      @Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm 8 месяцев назад +1

      Man is barely a legal user of youtube

    • @star05dream
      @star05dream 8 месяцев назад +1

      @CameronsMusic Nice! I have 5 months :)

    • @farahh2909
      @farahh2909 8 месяцев назад +1

      Dude it's not entirely free but it is the least exhausting you'll understand when you'll grow up

    • @vicinvesta8349
      @vicinvesta8349 8 месяцев назад +3

      Not if your were born into poverty in most of the countries in the world.

  • @benjamin_superlinkinparkfan
    @benjamin_superlinkinparkfan Месяц назад +10

    The line "only thiefs wish you prosperity" is just woow

  • @ABC-12342
    @ABC-12342 2 месяца назад +14

    This video is the perfect example of
    Think Unique
    Be Creative

  • @Jayden_forever
    @Jayden_forever 6 месяцев назад +13

    “Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice?” Got me!

  • @Rex-787
    @Rex-787 Год назад +33

    1:13 “ well I guess I gotta find new friends. Do you know anyb- sorry “ - Ryan

  • @blvckskull7954
    @blvckskull7954 8 месяцев назад +24

    *"Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. And childhood is just the free trial"*
    Truer words have never been spoken!

  • @Bandit_Mhm
    @Bandit_Mhm 7 месяцев назад +37

    "Dude, If Your Waiting For The Waiter, Arent You The Waiter?" "No, Your The Patient." *Blackhole Appears*

    • @AnkerFred
      @AnkerFred 3 месяца назад +2

      True🤣🤣🤣

  • @deniceprudhomme9424
    @deniceprudhomme9424 10 месяцев назад +16

    4:00 this literally hurts my head

  • @EmmaTvT
    @EmmaTvT Месяц назад +5

    Childhood is your free trial 😭😭😭

  • @theidpboi6205
    @theidpboi6205 Год назад +277

    Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists
    Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.

    • @RyanSmith-qh7sr
      @RyanSmith-qh7sr Год назад +10

      Bro literally I was gonna say that, I have seen these on a different channel, who would've thought it was our boy ryan who made those

    • @elmyst9108
      @elmyst9108 Год назад +5

      Exactly

    • @rev_YT4358
      @rev_YT4358 10 месяцев назад +3

      i know right, i thought carzeyy was the original one

  • @eugenebergeman581
    @eugenebergeman581 Месяц назад +8

    My favorite line is "Please stop. Ma brain hurts." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GamerProAnimeLover
      @GamerProAnimeLover 19 дней назад +1

      Mine too. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BlockingBelow
    @BlockingBelow 9 месяцев назад +16

    2:11 *task failed succesfully*

  • @shobhnasrivastava5805
    @shobhnasrivastava5805 Год назад +82

    After my physics paper...Finally I won't lose some brain cell

    • @aryanwanjari6740
      @aryanwanjari6740 Год назад +8

      I lose all of my brain cells.

    • @Rex-787
      @Rex-787 Год назад +3

      @@aryanwanjari6740 in 2020-

  • @sajeded
    @sajeded Год назад +99

    this guy's content never gonna die

  • @user-xq5nz2vu9h
    @user-xq5nz2vu9h 3 месяца назад +10

    Bro...if you kill a cereal,are you a cereal killer?

    • @Dangerspeed862
      @Dangerspeed862 11 дней назад

      Better yet what if the cereal kills you???or ig worse yet…

  • @thelimeminecart2045
    @thelimeminecart2045 8 месяцев назад +40

    This man made me laugh more than any meme has

  • @SyedMaaz877
    @SyedMaaz877 8 месяцев назад +10

    Oh man! Every line said is just PERFECT??
    How is someone able to do that?? I'm soo surprised. This talent needs the recognition it deserves.

  • @defender5401
    @defender5401 11 месяцев назад +58

    How the hell does Ryan come up with this things😂😂

    • @kiiseanrobinson5084
      @kiiseanrobinson5084 5 дней назад +1

      He might just be reading them off of r/ShowerThoughts. Either that or he really did come up with them .

  • @evanbenesch6583
    @evanbenesch6583 10 месяцев назад +25

    I remember when your account was first starting out! Now look at how far you’ve come, Ryan!! Congratulations!!

  • @promedium1216
    @promedium1216 Месяц назад +6

    3:33 I’m literally pooping right now

  • @thebajaguys
    @thebajaguys Год назад +40

    Fun fact: despite the cost of it, living still remains popular

    • @zukoshonor4557
      @zukoshonor4557 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@iamafraidofwomen stop!!!!

    • @arandomperson327
      @arandomperson327 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@zukoshonor4557if you cook cookies, does it change it name to bakies? If you bake bacon, will it be called cookon?
      Made this up lol-

  • @terrytyrannosaurus7354
    @terrytyrannosaurus7354 8 месяцев назад +32

    4:37 "Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, since it plays at the start of every episode."
    Well in that case, I change my theme song often depending on the taste of my music.

    • @V0calSweet3
      @V0calSweet3 8 месяцев назад +5

      Same lol

    • @JustSmileyFace...
      @JustSmileyFace... 7 месяцев назад +7

      You're just going through multiple seasons of your own anime show this point

    • @Punktrick1259
      @Punktrick1259 5 месяцев назад +2

      "Ryan, can you come here for a minute? I have a few questions"

  • @DarkCoconut
    @DarkCoconut 8 месяцев назад +12

    0:54 just blew me away

  • @Luis_Angelo
    @Luis_Angelo 8 месяцев назад +32

    He doesn't need an Oscar, he needs a therapist.

  • @harshprakash5533
    @harshprakash5533 Год назад +12

    2:03 I also wanna know.
    How? Why?
    Dead tree and hallucinating equals reading a book. Why?

    • @darkcybert4299
      @darkcybert4299 Месяц назад +1

      Because paper is made out of trees and while reading book you think about what happens in the book.

  • @Gameboy082017
    @Gameboy082017 6 месяцев назад +6

    This was freaking awesome. But the forwards/backwards lips thing blew my freaking mind!

  • @animalsforlife825
    @animalsforlife825 8 месяцев назад +15

    0:41 is so true

  • @alifeinmikaworld4999
    @alifeinmikaworld4999 10 месяцев назад +11

    3:41 omg know u making me go crazy😂

  • @07CS
    @07CS Год назад +32

    Genius. He cheers up my day. Love him! 🙏❤

  • @shiram88
    @shiram88 Год назад +16

    He's so brilliant I've played this video 20x already 😅

  • @OFFICIALCjPalsGamingPals13
    @OFFICIALCjPalsGamingPals13 10 месяцев назад +14

    5:25 What is life? (Had me dying)

  • @Dude-xb3xh
    @Dude-xb3xh 4 месяца назад +5

    1:45 insurance people also wish you well so they don’t have to pay you or do anything and you just pay them

  • @TajOfficial1
    @TajOfficial1 11 месяцев назад +25

    Let's take a moment to appreciate his intelligence 😂❤

    • @thecomet653
      @thecomet653 10 месяцев назад +1

      It’s not that smart. Most of these can debunked with real intelligence

  • @masterflick2669
    @masterflick2669 9 месяцев назад +8

    4:37 BRO THAT ONE WAS SO GOOD

  • @galaxyorca2029
    @galaxyorca2029 10 месяцев назад +3

    I can one up you so the one about "if you don't pay taxes they said you go to a place where you don't pay taxes" everything there is paid for by other people's taxes

  • @lightningstrike5538
    @lightningstrike5538 6 месяцев назад +8

    I keep telling my dad these thoughts and he's literally going to throw me into the sun😅

  • @nikodmxd
    @nikodmxd 8 месяцев назад +6

    0:30 thats the best music for the cosmic ryan's thoughts

  • @sssatvikwolf5859
    @sssatvikwolf5859 2 месяца назад +3

    BE QUIET!!! and that U SEE WHAT U DID TO JIM,HE'S HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECUZ OF U!!!!!!!!!! got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WIMBL-SOMBL
    @WIMBL-SOMBL 10 месяцев назад +12

    5:30 hey where is the chips

  • @Sloky-fd2jf
    @Sloky-fd2jf 3 месяца назад +2

    The way he hopped out of his closet had my dying🤣🤣

  • @TheInnocentBaconHair
    @TheInnocentBaconHair 3 месяца назад +38

    Under one year gang 👇

  • @tk40gamingjunior
    @tk40gamingjunior 9 месяцев назад +8

    3:08 he’s quite the contrary

  • @TuberYouFan
    @TuberYouFan 7 месяцев назад +2

    The "sand" one is actually a pretty good one

  • @ahmedsaeedhafeji894
    @ahmedsaeedhafeji894 4 месяца назад +3

    3, 4 & 7 actually snapped my mind in half.

  • @F7Gaming988
    @F7Gaming988 8 месяцев назад +10

    3:49 bro did you say your toilet is in your room

  • @void1nd3x
    @void1nd3x 7 месяцев назад +35

    "That's actually a good point!"
    "Don't encourage him - you only make things worse."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @reygamer6821
    @reygamer6821 10 месяцев назад +36

    1:50 got me rolling on the floor for 69 years

    • @Olieuy
      @Olieuy 9 месяцев назад +5

      Is that my play station

    • @SOULTHEFOXYT
      @SOULTHEFOXYT 6 месяцев назад +3

      Is that my PlayStation?

  • @soumyapriyadatta6553
    @soumyapriyadatta6553 2 месяца назад +3

    I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this
    But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing

  • @leoncioleyson6516
    @leoncioleyson6516 Год назад +2190

    Claim Your "Early Gang" Trophy here🏆🏆

  • @leomiller5642
    @leomiller5642 6 месяцев назад +3

    Ryan could make all of humanity question life. 😢

  • @majesticstar1571
    @majesticstar1571 13 дней назад +1

    "Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if u are clumsy" this had me rolling lmao

  • @Ponder-gamer-64
    @Ponder-gamer-64 12 дней назад +1

    “Hey! Where is the chips!” Got me dying 💀💀

  • @granthtanwar403
    @granthtanwar403 Год назад +37

    Great content Ryan👍👍
    Keep killin' it😃😃😊

  • @Dreadplaysminecraft
    @Dreadplaysminecraft 6 месяцев назад +3

    3:40 ok you got me with that one

  • @junesulley5967
    @junesulley5967 8 месяцев назад +2

    “pLeASe StOp mY bRaIN hUrTs” 0:21-0:25 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jacepawplayz
    @jacepawplayz 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thinking is so wierd. My thoughts are so quiet, but i can hear and inderstand them so well, but when people talk quiet, i cant understand them at all

  • @Voinezediz
    @Voinezediz 9 месяцев назад +7

    4:07 nice trow

  • @ultimateking7583
    @ultimateking7583 Год назад +6

    This guys the modern day philosopher.

  • @broofbros9798
    @broofbros9798 3 месяца назад +2

    I swear, this guy was sent by the heavens themselves to question our whole existence😅😂

  • @GamerProAnimeLover
    @GamerProAnimeLover 19 дней назад +1

    THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN WHEN IT COMES TO SHOWER THOUGHTS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @x.finite
    @x.finite Год назад +6

    Well, all my braincells got removed when I was done. Good video. 👍

  • @Randomnoodle771
    @Randomnoodle771 8 месяцев назад +5

    0:35 my family if i said "i hate school*

  • @keithhines059
    @keithhines059 9 месяцев назад +2

    Bro when you get food, you can’t wait to get home, but when you already ate on the drive home you want the ride to be longer😮😮😮😮

  • @chemnobeliumlab1520
    @chemnobeliumlab1520 2 месяца назад +1

    honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile)
    PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)

  • @keisha9461
    @keisha9461 8 месяцев назад +4

    I actually needed to take an Asprin after this💀

  • @yesivanthemadhatter555
    @yesivanthemadhatter555 Год назад +7

    If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯

    • @hakimjasim3450
      @hakimjasim3450 Год назад +1

      good question

    • @DarkPrince777
      @DarkPrince777 11 месяцев назад +1

      When your temperature goes up when your sick, Why is it said that you have a cold?

    • @yesivanthemadhatter555
      @yesivanthemadhatter555 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@DarkPrince777 OMG 🤯

    • @DarkPrince777
      @DarkPrince777 11 месяцев назад

      @@yesivanthemadhatter555 You know, if you think about it. There are more nipples in the world than there are people.

  • @SamBlix13
    @SamBlix13 22 часа назад

    3:09 "Any stairway is a Stairway to heaven if you're clumsy" 💀💀😂😂 I'm dying.

  • @delish9637
    @delish9637 7 месяцев назад +2

    Omg im shocked at how he thought & eventually came up with all of those inquiries abt life. Now that’s a talent

  • @orangeate2405
    @orangeate2405 4 месяца назад +5

    0:24 please stop my brain hurts

  • @randelroymawanay6166
    @randelroymawanay6166 10 месяцев назад +12

    Claim your "Super late gang" troph here 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

  • @user-st9zs1xz4x
    @user-st9zs1xz4x 6 месяцев назад +2

    Nah bro actually made my day feel great

  • @WarrenMartin-lr5tx
    @WarrenMartin-lr5tx 4 месяца назад +2

    This is why I subscribed to this channel

  • @vedantkiragi_1067
    @vedantkiragi_1067 Год назад +5

    I needed this cause it makes me question about reality

  • @Evergreen61609
    @Evergreen61609 7 месяцев назад +3

    Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏

  • @azukitadummy6290
    @azukitadummy6290 Месяц назад +1

    I love how this guy is able to hold his laughter while doing these, or he doesn't laugh I don't know which one

  • @Liammoustachio
    @Liammoustachio 12 дней назад

    All of them simultaneously going "what is life" is such a good joke lol

  • @tk40gamingjunior
    @tk40gamingjunior 9 месяцев назад +8

    2:17 *he’s* the one in the shower

  • @atoliassumi2783
    @atoliassumi2783 10 месяцев назад +8

    Always satisfying to watch his videos...

  • @JustSimplyKoral-
    @JustSimplyKoral- 7 месяцев назад

    2:40 “ Im never going to get rid of you am I. “ that was personal😂😂😂

  • @GabrielRios-eu8ke
    @GabrielRios-eu8ke 9 дней назад

    "Wishing you prosperity Ryan" "Is that my playstation?"

  • @jevonross456ameby9
    @jevonross456ameby9 Год назад +6

    This is so hilarious I can't stop laughing l o l😂

  • @kiyotakakun1706
    @kiyotakakun1706 2 месяца назад +3

    1:53 there is no birds in cretaceous period

  • @dragonplaysmc
    @dragonplaysmc 20 дней назад +2

    Fun fact, not everyone has a little voice inside their head. There’s a certain percentage of the global population that doesn’t. It’s a little under about half.

  • @KookieStar
    @KookieStar 11 месяцев назад +1

    Nah, bro got me with the Security Guard in the Samsung store beibg the "Guardian of the Galaxy" 💀💀💀

  • @madeleinegreeley6310
    @madeleinegreeley6310 Месяц назад +3

    1:02 :
    me : thinking music meme ._.

  • @IGhostyy21
    @IGhostyy21 2 месяца назад +4

    what happened to that leg in 1:36

  • @UwuJuju-pv5it
    @UwuJuju-pv5it 8 месяцев назад +1

    that light bulbs joke omg! i'm dying!

  • @alelol2134
    @alelol2134 7 месяцев назад +2

    this guy says things that i almost cant proses and he just blows my mind

  • @apurvratnakar7959
    @apurvratnakar7959 Год назад +22

    The compilation we didn't needed, but we deserved.

  • @sabir_raiyan
    @sabir_raiyan 9 месяцев назад +6

    3:15
    LOLLLL❤

    • @lpmmars
      @lpmmars 8 месяцев назад

      Help

  • @user-jd6ki9jy9w
    @user-jd6ki9jy9w 7 месяцев назад

    I just had a spiritual awakening from watching this

  • @user-if3je4jw2o
    @user-if3je4jw2o 2 месяца назад +1

    "erasers are slowly dying for your mistakes"thats so funny but its also so messed up