Dad Jokes. Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @Golden_lyon
    @Golden_lyon 4 месяца назад +3603

    "The force is strong in my family "😂😂😂

    • @BarryHollie
      @BarryHollie 2 месяца назад +8

      Yeah

    • @RandomGamer3299
      @RandomGamer3299 2 месяца назад

      Why are there all the sudden so many creative comments 🤡🤡🤡 they totally deserve this many likes 🤡🤡🤡

    • @enLumberSea
      @enLumberSea 2 месяца назад +3

      That gor me rollin on the floor

    • @CaptainRex871
      @CaptainRex871 Месяц назад +4

      " I am a Jedi, like my Father before me."

    • @brittanyhodges3085
      @brittanyhodges3085 Месяц назад +3

      I am a middle child and I think I should feel offended

  • @GerryTheRareWubbox
    @GerryTheRareWubbox 4 месяца назад +22220

    Rare moment of the dad being proud of his son

  •  4 месяца назад +18243

    🗣️ "This is why you appear smart until you start speaking"
    Nah this is the best punch linee 😂😭

    • @DontReadMyPicture478
      @DontReadMyPicture478 4 месяца назад +30

      *Dont read my name.*

    • @reaI_squirrel
      @reaI_squirrel 4 месяца назад

      @@DontReadMyPicture478these bots

    • @FIGHTINGGAMER
      @FIGHTINGGAMER 4 месяца назад +52

      ​@@DontReadMyPicture478 OK I wont

    • @reaI_squirrel
      @reaI_squirrel 4 месяца назад +25

      @@DontReadMyPicture478literally a bot

    • @CoralBuddy1
      @CoralBuddy1 4 месяца назад +17

      @@FIGHTINGGAMERwhat I always say because that’s literally what the bot said it wanted you to do 😂

  • @StickTheFigureOfficial
    @StickTheFigureOfficial 3 месяца назад +1314

    “That’s why you appear smart until you start speaking.”
    There is a fine line between a dad joke and just straight up roasting. XD

    • @Jester_650
      @Jester_650 2 месяца назад +2

      Can u explain that joke to me

    • @screaming_strawberry
      @screaming_strawberry 2 месяца назад +3

      He looks smart but then when he starts speaking he seems less smart :) @Jester_650

    • @Jester_650
      @Jester_650 2 месяца назад

      @@screaming_strawberry thx

    • @itsleokid2075
      @itsleokid2075 2 месяца назад +1

      @@screaming_strawberry but how does “the light” tie into that joke??

    • @slimiii
      @slimiii 2 месяца назад +1

      @@itsleokid2075 everything you see is light that goes into your eye.

  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 4 месяца назад +5492

    *Child is born*
    Dads: New ability Unlocked "Dad jokes"

    • @ThePeanut...
      @ThePeanut... 4 месяца назад +35

      No way, it's you

    • @vishnuchandrabose9875
      @vishnuchandrabose9875 4 месяца назад +20

      Yes it is him😮​@@ThePeanut...

    • @orthusgames9888
      @orthusgames9888 4 месяца назад +30

      I don't even have children and I've already unlocked this ability. It is possible that's a glitch in the system? So I need to send a bug report?

    • @christiankapoian3845
      @christiankapoian3845 4 месяца назад

      @@orthusgames9888same

    • @Theomnipotentwatermelon
      @Theomnipotentwatermelon 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@orthusgames9888 Nah it's not a glitch my friend had this happen, he suddenly kept saying dad jokes and his girlfriend broke the news the next morning so you might want to ask

  • @MarkSmith-Uzor
    @MarkSmith-Uzor 4 месяца назад +302

    The middle child just got obliterated!!!😅😅😅

  • @SuperHeroedits12
    @SuperHeroedits12 4 месяца назад +3631

    "Thats why you appear smart, until you start speaking" that hit hard💀

    • @dumbledore_loves_anime
      @dumbledore_loves_anime 4 месяца назад +8

      You literally said it in the opposite way 😐

    • @Crusaderman31
      @Crusaderman31 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@dumbledore_loves_anime that's why you appeared smart until you started speaking

    • @SuperHeroedits12
      @SuperHeroedits12 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Crusaderman31 🤣🤣 That was funny

    • @8b-22-tanayislaniya2
      @8b-22-tanayislaniya2 4 месяца назад +4

      Dad pulled the reverse uno card💀

    • @ronnandnobert7964
      @ronnandnobert7964 4 месяца назад

      What's the terminator-like music tho? Been looking for a while now

  • @YourDadIsBackWithMilk
    @YourDadIsBackWithMilk 4 месяца назад +133

    "I am a jedi, like my father before me." That one got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-ux3le4ex1q
    @user-ux3le4ex1q 4 месяца назад +9160

    “It didn’t control the universe, not even remotely” 😭💀

  • @PixelStreet2022
    @PixelStreet2022 2 месяца назад +17

    “That’s why you appear smart until you start speaking.”
    Now thats an insane roast

  • @Kamado_Nezuko23
    @Kamado_Nezuko23 4 месяца назад +5890

    Finally, the middle child was not forgotten!

  • @theweirdo-12
    @theweirdo-12 4 месяца назад +29

    “The Force is strong in my family 🥹”
    For the first time ever, he was proud of his mista-I mean his child.

  • @Kamado_Nezuko23
    @Kamado_Nezuko23 4 месяца назад +2795

    "before crowbar was invented, crows drank at home"

    • @IWonder_tsb
      @IWonder_tsb 4 месяца назад +41

      Sorry to be that guy but you just repeated what he said😐

    • @HypermickyYT
      @HypermickyYT 4 месяца назад +44

      @@IWonder_tsb bro cant take a joke

    • @user-fv3wo3vc8n
      @user-fv3wo3vc8n 4 месяца назад +31

      بصفتي غير متحدث بالإنجليزية، اشكرك على كتابتها حتى أستطيع ترجمة النص وفهم النكتة

    • @Bee-eautiful
      @Bee-eautiful 4 месяца назад +14

      @@user-fv3wo3vc8nyou can also install an english keyboard and type what you see, it's effective and a lot easier than with chinese for example (i tried, did not go well: got stuck at the 2nd character)

    • @saxophone_chihuahua
      @saxophone_chihuahua 4 месяца назад +15

      @@HypermickyYT copying exactly from the video isn't a "joke"

  • @TheCommenter57286
    @TheCommenter57286 3 месяца назад +59

    The Oldest Child has finally unlocked the dad jokes ability. A worthy oppenent.

    • @danielmcrae8430
      @danielmcrae8430 2 месяца назад

      Our battle will be legendary!

    • @emanuelivanramosperez1312
      @emanuelivanramosperez1312 2 месяца назад

      He just needed a couple of shorts worth if overthinking, then he passed it to Jimmy, do you think Jimmy will unlock a new ability too?

  •  4 месяца назад +1951

    Middle child got violated 💀

    • @DontReadMyPicture478
      @DontReadMyPicture478 4 месяца назад +4

      *Dont read my name.*

    • @reaI_squirrel
      @reaI_squirrel 4 месяца назад +15

      @RayStickmannah bro. Nobody gonna help you reach that for begging. Make content..

    • @ChrisFan890
      @ChrisFan890 4 месяца назад

      ​@@DontReadMyPicture478 and @RayStickman shut up

    • @Kamado_Nezuko23
      @Kamado_Nezuko23 4 месяца назад

      The new comment guy whoooooo

    • @mcqueen10.
      @mcqueen10. 4 месяца назад

      But not forgotten

  • @strawbready5795
    @strawbready5795 3 месяца назад +14

    🤣🤣🤣The "I'm a Jedi" is so random it makes it so funny

  • @C00kieM4N_Is_Everywhere
    @C00kieM4N_Is_Everywhere 4 месяца назад +1716

    “wait why are you making dad jokes?? you’re not a dad?”
    “oh yeah! i got my gf pregnant”
    “YOU WHA-

    • @AhmadImran-jj7iu
      @AhmadImran-jj7iu 3 месяца назад +29

      DAMN

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 3 месяца назад +31

      Top 10 twists in Anime.💀

    • @SurvivetheHeartSurgery
      @SurvivetheHeartSurgery 3 месяца назад +19

      If i was his dad and he told me that, i would be like "as long as you use dad jokes, you are allowed to be my son and their father."

    • @baladittyamajhi8478
      @baladittyamajhi8478 3 месяца назад +1

      Damn 😂😂😂😂

    • @alphawolf7956
      @alphawolf7956 3 месяца назад +3

      Tactical dad nuke INCOMING

  • @twinware14
    @twinware14 2 месяца назад +12

    "Light Travels Faster Than Sound"
    "My food's looking at my food"

  • @Sunnyforlifexx
    @Sunnyforlifexx 4 месяца назад +301

    The first one got me dying 💀💀
    The second one got be on my knees 😂😂
    The third one was a violation ☠️☠️
    The last one was you give what you get 🥶🥶😮😮

  • @AntKeeperJasper
    @AntKeeperJasper 4 месяца назад +66

    "What is why you appear smart before you start speaking"
    That line got me GOOD

  • @sirdahb1179
    @sirdahb1179 4 месяца назад +691

    Middle child always getting trashed. That kid is a walking EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!😂😂

    • @ianevangelista4577
      @ianevangelista4577 4 месяца назад +5

      IN ASIAN THAT MEME'S " EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"🤣 HAHAHA!!!

    • @Dracheplayz
      @Dracheplayz 4 месяца назад +3

      @@ianevangelista4577 blud thinks hes sherlock holmes

    • @RYD782
      @RYD782 4 месяца назад +3

      I don’t get explain pls

    • @wynnmorningstar9660
      @wynnmorningstar9660 3 месяца назад +1

      As is IRL 😂

    • @thakingplays
      @thakingplays 3 месяца назад

      True.

  • @scorpiongaming4018
    @scorpiongaming4018 4 месяца назад +20

    'Chicken sees a salad '
    'Chicken seesa (caesar) salad' 😂😂

    • @MinyaKinar
      @MinyaKinar 2 месяца назад

      Thanks for explaining the joke. Now it has lost all meaning.

    • @noureldeenheikal7087
      @noureldeenheikal7087 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MinyaKinar i didnt get it at first so actually it was quite usefull

  • @A120AMIR12
    @A120AMIR12 4 месяца назад +355

    The last one was pure proud dad moment

  • @Kate-equine
    @Kate-equine 3 месяца назад +18

    Bro was roasted in so many languages 💀

  • @rajdeepghara1828
    @rajdeepghara1828 4 месяца назад +242

    “Before crow was invented, crows drank at home “ my grandfather said that once and my dad started dying of laughter 😂😂❤

    • @EclipseZth
      @EclipseZth 4 месяца назад +11

      I would too honestly. And Ive never even gone to one.

    • @bred9901
      @bred9901 4 месяца назад +9

      crows before crows were invented:

  • @user-jy2no2bz7d
    @user-jy2no2bz7d 2 месяца назад +3

    Dad roasted him five thousand times in science way

  • @unicornuplus5522
    @unicornuplus5522 4 месяца назад +92

    APPEAR SMART UNTIL YOU START SPEAKING... DAAAAAAAANNNNGGGGGG! --- dad jokes😂💀

  • @Ihavethehighground-r8j
    @Ihavethehighground-r8j 3 месяца назад +1

    “I’m a Jedi like my father before me” “ the force is strong in my family” got me laughing 😂

  • @elizabethvelasquez6952
    @elizabethvelasquez6952 4 месяца назад +75

    Oldest Child is now a Jedi. He has learned from daddy yoda

  • @GGK015
    @GGK015 3 месяца назад +3

    "That's why you appear smart, until you start speaking."
    That was freakin wild bro

  • @user-ls2pr2wr5s
    @user-ls2pr2wr5s 4 месяца назад +25

    The end was definitely a "The student becomes the teacher," moment😂

  • @Shadowplayin
    @Shadowplayin 2 месяца назад +2

    The best way to make your dad proud in any and every way

  • @AMR_3232
    @AMR_3232 4 месяца назад +46

    Like son like dad 😂😂

  • @ayasir520
    @ayasir520 2 месяца назад +2

    “This is why you appear smart until you start sleeping” is a violation 💀

  • @limkailuen3022
    @limkailuen3022 4 месяца назад +43

    First time I’ve ever seen dad proud of the
    Oldest child , besides when he managed to rizz up a girl Ofc.

    • @harristiapo8046
      @harristiapo8046 4 месяца назад

      ​@DontReadMyProfilePicture791 sure I won't

    • @CODEXEXISTS
      @CODEXEXISTS 4 месяца назад

      ​@DontReadMyProfilePicture791stop

  • @CrazyHails2024
    @CrazyHails2024 3 месяца назад +1

    “I am a Jedi” and the “the force is strong in my family” got me laughing 😂

  • @ChrisFan890
    @ChrisFan890 4 месяца назад +45

    Ryan's content makes me laugh everyday!

  • @jeanattejeanannhau2346
    @jeanattejeanannhau2346 12 дней назад

    "I know. I tried it yesterday. It did not control the universe. Not even remotely."
    That just got me rolling on the floor.😂😂😂😂

  • @fathmath2308
    @fathmath2308 4 месяца назад +10

    At least the middle child got recognised 😂

  • @user-pl3vq7mc1t
    @user-pl3vq7mc1t Месяц назад +1

    The light travels faster than sound joke got me good 😂😂😂

  • @MyVwccStar2023
    @MyVwccStar2023 4 месяца назад +18

    "You know, before the crowbar was invented most crow's drank at home." That just made me laugh. That's actually a pretty good joke.😂

  • @user-gl9gf7bm6q
    @user-gl9gf7bm6q 3 месяца назад +3

    Those dad jokes are gold!!

  • @KarishmaPilankar
    @KarishmaPilankar 4 месяца назад +28

    The starwars reference 😂😂😂

  • @kristel11dietteamnb13
    @kristel11dietteamnb13 3 месяца назад +1

    BLUD at the end got his girl pregnant but doesn’t know 🤣🤣🤣🗿🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasontitanium6177
    @jasontitanium6177 4 месяца назад +85

    Dad didn't hold back.

    • @chair98
      @chair98 4 месяца назад

      ​@DontReadMyProfilePicture791 ok

  • @bismikamil1225
    @bismikamil1225 3 месяца назад +1

    "I'm a Jedi like my father before me" got me dying 💀🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀🤣💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂☠️🥲🤤

  • @user-zb8hz3qf3x
    @user-zb8hz3qf3x 4 месяца назад +35

    I loved the Star Wars line at the end 😂

  • @scottpelletier7095
    @scottpelletier7095 3 месяца назад +1

    That last one. I 100% I'd be hearing "I'm to young to be a grandfather".

  • @chanchalyessharma4311
    @chanchalyessharma4311 4 месяца назад +15

    "That's why you appear smart untill you start speaking"...
    Dad literaly choose violence 💀💀...

  • @chicken_plaz_games7774
    @chicken_plaz_games7774 3 месяца назад +4

    The turn-around is crazy!😊

  • @DarkVertex180
    @DarkVertex180 4 месяца назад +20

    😂😂😂 Good old Ryan Lombard

  • @joanezekiel4094
    @joanezekiel4094 Месяц назад +1

    "The force is strong in my family"
    Cray cray😂😂

  • @user-ke9om9uf5q
    @user-ke9om9uf5q 4 месяца назад +8

    😂😂The youngest done whooped his butt!!.... Respect...

  • @Huhh.........
    @Huhh......... День назад +1

    Middle Child got absolutely violated 😭🙏

  • @Ilovedogs584
    @Ilovedogs584 4 месяца назад +8

    Always the middle child 💀

  • @gummybear3142
    @gummybear3142 3 месяца назад +2

    "I am a Jedi like my Father before me" "The force is strong in my family"! Also as the youngest child i would always be like "Dad! The remotes not working!" This whole video was soo funny.

  • @azukitadummy6290
    @azukitadummy6290 4 месяца назад +6

    "Until you start speaking"
    Emotional damage 💀

  • @DimaShirshkov1
    @DimaShirshkov1 3 месяца назад +1

    Dad was cooking before the oldest came with the punchline about the crowbar

  • @Hola_Its_Eeda
    @Hola_Its_Eeda 4 месяца назад +7

    Justice for the middle child 😅

  • @_ABoyNamedBlue_
    @_ABoyNamedBlue_ 3 месяца назад +1

    The Star Wars quotes work so well!🤣🤣🤣

  • @JakeFletton
    @JakeFletton 2 месяца назад +3

    "I'm a Jedi like my father before me"

  • @randomentertainment4102
    @randomentertainment4102 2 месяца назад +2

    When flowers are blooming in Antarctica started playing, you knew, shits about to go down

  • @DailyReds.365
    @DailyReds.365 4 месяца назад +7

    The middle child was finally involved!

  • @obasimicheal
    @obasimicheal 4 месяца назад +2

    “The force is strong in my family” 😂

  • @Kamado_Nezuko23
    @Kamado_Nezuko23 4 месяца назад +5

    Dad and his son going places after this.

  • @Kimman_Eisa
    @Kimman_Eisa 4 месяца назад +2

    "So, that's why you appear smart, until you start speaking..." really got me... danggg HAHHAHHAHAH
    I could definitely use that LOL...

  • @reaI_squirrel
    @reaI_squirrel 4 месяца назад +5

    Rare footage of the son out joking his dad 😂

  • @EltonTop
    @EltonTop Месяц назад +1

    "the force is strong in my family" ha ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jahidhassan9386
    @jahidhassan9386 4 месяца назад +7

    The first joke had me in deep thinking🤔

    • @blacktrojan27
      @blacktrojan27 4 месяца назад

      Idg it

    • @jahidhassan9386
      @jahidhassan9386 4 месяца назад +1

      @blacktrojan27 you know how when you call a chicken when it sees a salad you call it "chicken sees a salad" but when you read it again it actually sounds like "chicken caeser salad" which Ryan was eating

    • @blacktrojan27
      @blacktrojan27 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jahidhassan9386 so what does chicken Caesar salad even mean

    • @jahidhassan9386
      @jahidhassan9386 4 месяца назад +1

      @@blacktrojan27 it's the name of the food Ryan was eating

    • @blacktrojan27
      @blacktrojan27 4 месяца назад

      @@jahidhassan9386 oh nvm
      Its a recipe and Ryan was eating it
      Simple yet effective

  • @rahulnunani9989
    @rahulnunani9989 2 месяца назад +1

    Best..😂😂
    You appear smarter before you speak... LEGENDARY LINES❤

  • @armysstuff2401
    @armysstuff2401 3 месяца назад +1

    Brooo that was legit got me out laughing and rolling more like fallin of the bed😂😂😂😂

  • @TrevorGreg-mv3cg
    @TrevorGreg-mv3cg 4 месяца назад

    "Before crowbar was invented,crows drank from home"This got me dyinggg😂😂😂😂

  • @HadjiDeVera-wz6yd
    @HadjiDeVera-wz6yd 2 месяца назад +2

    Dad took dad jokes to another lvl

  • @gamerzone0764
    @gamerzone0764 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro singlehandedly making us slightly younger Gen Z more and more cultured. (May the force be with you my friend)

  • @templin7
    @templin7 4 месяца назад +1

    Oldest: “Before the crowbar was invented, crows drank at home”
    Dad: I grant you the highest honor I can bestow, honorary dad of your younger siblings!

  • @marinadamasceno9013
    @marinadamasceno9013 17 часов назад

    I love it when he does star wars references 😭🙇🏻‍♀️ keeps killing me frfrr

  • @N3ko.n0t.f0und
    @N3ko.n0t.f0und 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro set himself up for it😂😂😂

  • @RoxanneWolfFan2010
    @RoxanneWolfFan2010 19 дней назад +1

    I am gonna use all these jokes on my future kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gedutis2
    @gedutis2 4 месяца назад +2

    Dad was cookin on the midle child😂😂😂

  • @greenturtlgaming2554
    @greenturtlgaming2554 4 месяца назад

    “My food’s looking at its food” is one of the most American things I’ve ever heard, even as an American.

  • @ak70609
    @ak70609 4 месяца назад

    "The force is strong in my Family" I was on the floor at this point 🤣🤣

  • @Raptorcrew509
    @Raptorcrew509 2 месяца назад +2

    The 3rd one got me 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😄😆🤣

  • @TheUnrealSharkie
    @TheUnrealSharkie 3 месяца назад +1

    Bros cooking with those dad jokes! He will be a great father 😂

  • @Rishith198
    @Rishith198 3 месяца назад

    "U appear smart until u start speaking"
    Bro got roasted real bad 😂

  • @ryanTalwar
    @ryanTalwar 3 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ryan never fails to make my day!!!!

  • @Hi_my_name_is_idk
    @Hi_my_name_is_idk 3 месяца назад

    *Ima Jedi , like my father before me*
    * the force is strong in my family *
    Hit hard 😂😂😂

  • @oostunzs9127
    @oostunzs9127 4 месяца назад

    Dude that speed of light joke caught me off guard I did not expect him to say that😂😂😂

  • @samwiseschelin5643
    @samwiseschelin5643 28 дней назад

    I honestly thought the dad was going to either go "WHO DID YOU KNOCK UP, SON?" or "*gasp* I'm a granddad?"😂

  • @TheGuyWhoAsked1245
    @TheGuyWhoAsked1245 4 месяца назад +1

    Why does his videos feel so nostalgic 😭

  • @Queennumen
    @Queennumen 3 месяца назад

    “I am a Jedi like my father before me.”
    “The voice is strong in my family.” 😢😂😅

  • @soniaalias2709
    @soniaalias2709 2 месяца назад +1

    *thats why u appear smart,until you start speaking*got me falling of the stairs

  • @Lucky_Ducky6
    @Lucky_Ducky6 12 часов назад +1

    I thought he was gonna say "you dare use my own spell against me potta"

  • @realvividy
    @realvividy 4 месяца назад +2

    how are these videos so random but so good😭😭

  • @Blackpinkfan5678
    @Blackpinkfan5678 Месяц назад

    Luke: “I am a Jedi like my father before me” dad: “ the force is strong in my family” 😂😂😂

  • @user-ef3ji3mw6n
    @user-ef3ji3mw6n 4 месяца назад

    My older brother has started making dad jokes, but he is in denial about it whenever we joke about it.😂

  • @African_Queen_60
    @African_Queen_60 Месяц назад +1

    My food is looking at his food even more offensive than chicken seasoned salad💀☠️💀☠️💀

  • @PrinceShadowmoon
    @PrinceShadowmoon 3 месяца назад

    The middle child just got roasted 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GlitchFade
    @GlitchFade 13 дней назад

    When you make a dad joke with your dad and he looks proud and smiles and laughs, you know you did good.

  • @ELMOS420WORLD
    @ELMOS420WORLD 3 месяца назад

    Lukes voice over and the proud dad is just perfect 💀 😂

  • @Spy_Rooo014YT
    @Spy_Rooo014YT 3 месяца назад

    "that's why you appear smart,until you start speaking" that's a greatest joke i have ever heard and also the greatest
    punch line😂😂😂