Friday Favs-Best Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @Video81501
    @Video81501 2 месяца назад +78

    20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs, and no hope. God, please don't take Kevin Bacon.

    • @ironymatt
      @ironymatt 2 месяца назад +2

      Gotta update it to 25 years
      - _that guy_

    • @ang8925
      @ang8925 2 месяца назад +4

      Such an oldie but goodie, 4got about that joke😂

    • @cjstato
      @cjstato 2 месяца назад +2

      Shame about Johnny cash... As for the rest of em ...

    • @maxinemcelroy8902
      @maxinemcelroy8902 2 месяца назад

      Amen 🙏

    • @Psalms341
      @Psalms341 2 месяца назад

      😂

  • @jdubbizness
    @jdubbizness 2 месяца назад +17

    Solid collection this week 😂😂😂

  • @Robsan40
    @Robsan40 2 месяца назад +16

    Kevin's driver brings home The Bacon every day.

  • @natecejka
    @natecejka 2 месяца назад +30

    I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.

    • @ThePopeII
      @ThePopeII 2 месяца назад +2

      I spent hours yesterday tying my old watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.

  • @StepUPNJ
    @StepUPNJ 2 месяца назад +13

    Why don't skeletons fight each other?
    They don't have the guts.
    Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field.

  • @timothyhudson7999
    @timothyhudson7999 2 месяца назад +16

    How you you repair a flat pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.

  • @cindyhesson9213
    @cindyhesson9213 2 месяца назад +6

    Loved the Kevin Bacon collab ❤ But you guys are great ,every video ❤

  • @krishenelliah4191
    @krishenelliah4191 2 месяца назад +6

    Friend of mine got a job a glue manufacturing company last week.....got fired today🤐 apparently he got into a sticky situation with the supervisor 😊

  • @nightowl8983
    @nightowl8983 2 месяца назад +1

    The little things that are hilarious 😂

  • @theusher2893
    @theusher2893 2 месяца назад +8

    I used to have an artificial plant. One week I forgot to pretend to water it and it died.

    • @mrlevittown
      @mrlevittown 2 месяца назад

      YOU MONSTER!😅😢

    • @mantasjoniskis
      @mantasjoniskis 2 месяца назад +1

      I used to have an artificial implant. Then one day I forgot to pretend to wear it...

    • @canesfinsfanfromva803
      @canesfinsfanfromva803 2 месяца назад

      Was it a Robert plant?

  • @accskaguy
    @accskaguy 24 дня назад

    At the nearby aquarium they still have a dolphin in their care. Her name is Hope.
    One day, this lady wasn't quite careful around the pool that Hope was in, and accidentally dropped her coin purse.
    They thought that the dolphin might have eaten it, but they gave Hope a full inspection.
    Thankfully they found no change in Hope. ;)

  • @markzauch111
    @markzauch111 2 месяца назад

    fark i love these! luv ya work boys!

  • @SverigeiSverige
    @SverigeiSverige 2 месяца назад +3

    Carried away 😄😃🤣

  • @j5555785
    @j5555785 2 месяца назад +2

    So good

  • @SolidworksUnlimited
    @SolidworksUnlimited 2 месяца назад +2

    I dont sing in the shower, im to busy washing my singys😅

  • @hankhooper1637
    @hankhooper1637 2 месяца назад

    The Lance one made me lol. The polar bear one im totally telling my 6 year old.

  • @olliee1919
    @olliee1919 2 месяца назад +4

    Get Jim Carrey on next time!

    • @DockTok
      @DockTok  2 месяца назад +6

      WOULD BE AMAZING!

    • @olliee1919
      @olliee1919 2 месяца назад +1

      @@DockTok Love your jokes and the vibe, guys. Thanks for the reply!

  • @hanve
    @hanve 2 месяца назад

    ❤❤❤

  • @rickyparrish8310
    @rickyparrish8310 Месяц назад

    Why can't ghost have babies because all male ghosts have hallowweenies 😮

  • @Smoothjock
    @Smoothjock 2 месяца назад +12

    I wonder whether the fact that I really appreciate these jokes is at all related to my age?
    I’m 73.

    • @BrittMassey
      @BrittMassey 2 месяца назад

      Why does it seem that Dad jokes are always - bad jokes !

    • @Smoothjock
      @Smoothjock 2 месяца назад

      @@BrittMassey ach, ye hae bar sense oh Irony!!

    • @keithhartman9946
      @keithhartman9946 2 месяца назад +2

      Okay, so your 73
      But how old are you?

    • @thelonesomefisherman7425
      @thelonesomefisherman7425 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@keithhartman9946
      "You're never too old to have a happy childhood."
      My friend, Steve, 81.

    • @maxinemcelroy8902
      @maxinemcelroy8902 2 месяца назад +1

      🤔 I'm 71 and I love em😊

  • @MorrisValentine-t9r
    @MorrisValentine-t9r 2 месяца назад +1

    013 Labadie Ferry

  • @alexev4329
    @alexev4329 2 месяца назад +3

    I didn’t get a polar bear joke please

    • @4stringp877
      @4stringp877 2 месяца назад +4

      Polar bear meets seal, seal no longer exists after meeting polar bear hence polar bear + seal = polar bear only

    • @alexev4329
      @alexev4329 2 месяца назад +3

      @@4stringp877 oh ok - thank you!

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 2 месяца назад +21

    I saw a T-shirt the other day that said LGBT .... Liberty, Guns, Beer, and Trump

  • @rajeev1962
    @rajeev1962 2 месяца назад

    😅😂❤❤

  • @DonaldClark-p1h
    @DonaldClark-p1h 2 месяца назад

    Perez Jason Wilson Charles Martinez Anna

  • @Robsan40
    @Robsan40 2 месяца назад +5

    Do you know in which area women's hair is the curliest?
    In Africa.

  • @Tempo50
    @Tempo50 2 месяца назад

    Why do guys sit with their legs spread wide open? ( white pants)

  • @debsendlschtr2938
    @debsendlschtr2938 2 месяца назад

    Are you still trying to buy black votes by excusing loan debt? !