The True Cost of Cecil Teleporting in Season 2

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @awesomeman8955
    @awesomeman8955 14 часов назад +1070

    a sixth of the american annual military budget spent on funny man teleporting

    • @oo-xb6gv
      @oo-xb6gv 9 часов назад +50

      We've somehow blown more on less 🤦

    • @MrMelonsz
      @MrMelonsz 9 часов назад +18

      A SIXTH??!

    • @latos1947
      @latos1947 8 часов назад +11

      BRO WHAT😭 I thought His 130 Something billion was a comedically inflated number but man

    • @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles
      @I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles 7 часов назад +14

      To be fair, this is comic books, ain't no way they don't have private *trillionaires* funding their every move.

    • @bruhed1117
      @bruhed1117 6 часов назад +3

      Strong words coming from a custodes, whose farts are probably more expensive than the entire economic output of the world.

  • @timmywoo3572
    @timmywoo3572 14 часов назад +827

    Keep in mind he said “ more than that “

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 10 часов назад +37

      which could imply anything really

    • @groovydudewithdumbintentions
      @groovydudewithdumbintentions 6 часов назад +27

      he could of even done more off screen, because he said the teleportation route is like a drug, it’s addicting.

    • @lesedicurelli1617
      @lesedicurelli1617 3 часа назад +2

      But what about season 1

    • @groovydudewithdumbintentions
      @groovydudewithdumbintentions Час назад

      @@lesedicurelli1617 already surpasses your mothers weight

    • @minze6982
      @minze6982 22 минуты назад

      @@AWSOMzombie well, if it was crazy more than that he would probably use a different example. i did a 10 second google search and on wikipedia Lichtenstein is listed with a GDP of 7.365 billion USD and the next highest county is Montenegro with 8.010 billion. So its probably somewhere in between the two.

  • @Mediados
    @Mediados 9 часов назад +307

    The day he had a good talk with Nolan was a dark day for the American economy.

    • @nathanolson7462
      @nathanolson7462 7 часов назад +11

      You are aware that money doesn't just vanish when spent right? They aren't feeding it into the teleporter machine. It cycles back into the economy, so in this case the cost is going to either the electrical company powering their facilities, or the company providing the materials required to operate the teleporter, or the maintenance crews the keep the machine in working order. Either way, the economy would boom as a result, not falter. The only suffering caused by that money being spent is to the ones spending it, so Cecil's organization. I imagine if they use it in the ways portrayed, they can afford it.

    • @petrmatzner5544
      @petrmatzner5544 4 часа назад +14

      @@nathanolson7462 You must be fun at parties

    • @wallefinder3666
      @wallefinder3666 4 часа назад +5

      That talk was probably like 5% of the US military buget.

    • @warningbullshithere1412
      @warningbullshithere1412 2 часа назад

      ​@@nathanolson7462 r/whoosh

    • @SupaSillyThyme
      @SupaSillyThyme Час назад

      @@petrmatzner5544 Its not his fault you're stupid

  • @astormtrooper189
    @astormtrooper189 17 часов назад +591

    I just assumed he meant the total amount of times he's teleported combined

    • @theultimategodofgaming3200
      @theultimategodofgaming3200 15 часов назад +89

      Mark's question was how much it costs every time he teleports.

    • @zakk3le598
      @zakk3le598 13 часов назад +99

      Read the comic, the cost of a single teleport is roughly 5 million dollars.

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 9 часов назад +9

      With Season 1 alone? He'll break that. Just his talk with Omni-Man alone.

    • @jmpmp_505
      @jmpmp_505 8 часов назад +32

      @@thefiresworddragon927I think you fail to understand how much bigger 7 billion or compared to 5 million

    • @VetusDea
      @VetusDea 8 часов назад +1

      @@zakk3le598 in the comics, yeah

  • @lucess169
    @lucess169 16 часов назад +206

    in s1&2 combined he spend about a 1/3 of the current us millitary budget

    • @sushantsharma5441
      @sushantsharma5441 12 часов назад +21

      Maybe that's why usa's military budget is that high.

  • @cubed.public
    @cubed.public 12 часов назад +98

    I’ll make sure the money goes towards the survivors
    *proceeds to spend billions on teleporting*

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 12 часов назад +214

    In the comics he specifies that the cost is roughly 5 million dollars

    • @pat1798
      @pat1798 9 часов назад +47

      The comics were made in the early 2000's. The economy was different then.

    • @deimos7500
      @deimos7500 9 часов назад +2

      @@pat1798 bro double commented 💀 AND fixed it

    • @pat1798
      @pat1798 9 часов назад +12

      ​​​@@deimos7500 didn't mean to that don't know how it happened. I think my Internet was going slow.

    • @loliconenjoyer9770
      @loliconenjoyer9770 6 часов назад

      ​@@deimos7500lil bro

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 5 часов назад

      @@deimos7500no one cares. That happens sometimes. What sad pathetic soul actually cares about such things

  • @ラドム罪
    @ラドム罪 16 часов назад +223

    instead of making the perfect civilization they chose teleportation no wonder the viltrumite's wanted to take over earth

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 14 часов назад

      Indeed. The Viltrumites wanted to take over Earth as per their culture demands but individual Viltrumites were actually disgusted at how messed up Earth societies were.

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 14 часов назад +10

      what? that's not the GDA's job for fuck sake

    • @PointingFinger
      @PointingFinger 13 часов назад +5

      @@theonetruefusion8533 It's called a joke, my good human being.

    • @overlord-6644
      @overlord-6644 12 часов назад +23

      The perfect civilization isn’t possible without teleportation, I refuse to live in a society where I can’t teleport from my living room to the fridge for another beer

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 11 часов назад +4

      @@PointingFinger That's not a joke, criticizing a fictional faction for not doing something that isn't part of their job is NOT humourous.

  • @PerhapsXdash3
    @PerhapsXdash3 18 часов назад +407

    I literally finished part 1 a minute ago and this popped up

  • @danielskovbjerg4562
    @danielskovbjerg4562 10 часов назад +52

    imagine how much money they could save if they bought him a phone

  • @wholestick5986
    @wholestick5986 16 часов назад +102

    0:16 bro sounds like the mario 64 thwomp

  • @stingingcashew2321
    @stingingcashew2321 7 часов назад +28

    4:00 they way he teleported so close to Rex got me thinking, can Cecil tele-frag someone by appearing in someone's exact location, like in Quake?

    • @vlade129
      @vlade129 6 часов назад +4

      I think it would have ended up like Rey trying to kill that Lizard...

    • @jfoster8624
      @jfoster8624 5 часов назад +4

      ​@vlade129 yeah it would be a suicide for him both of them would explode

  • @UltimatusVirsus
    @UltimatusVirsus 9 часов назад +44

    I would like to see that happen once:
    *teleports back*
    "sorry I forgot to tell you this"

  • @Pioneer_DE
    @Pioneer_DE 6 часов назад +24

    In the comics, he says it costs 5 million every time he teleports.

    • @supergogeta4573
      @supergogeta4573 6 часов назад +6

      inflation hits hard even in the invincible universe🤣

  • @viviblue7277
    @viviblue7277 11 часов назад +56

    I think reading it as the total makes more sense but I think they just wanted to screw with the people using the 5mil figure from the source material.

  • @fuegotsu
    @fuegotsu 14 часов назад +77

    We'll never know exactly how much it costs, cause Cecil said "a little more than the GDP of Lichtenstein"

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 2 часа назад +1

      Well in the comics it was a more “reasonable” 15 million dollars per teleportation

    • @hyperion447
      @hyperion447 Час назад

      i think that meant just the total cost of all his teleports so far

  • @DeadArm
    @DeadArm 8 часов назад +14

    This added context has made that conversation with Debbie about money a billion times funnier because she's like "i dont wanna feel like I owe you money anymore" and "dont waste money on me spend it on the people Chicago"
    And then Cecil is like "....okay" then proceeds to spend $7.6 billion on instantly travelling the equivalent distance of a half an hour car ride.

  • @imjuls2
    @imjuls2 17 часов назад +67

    i feel like he means it costs that much yearly instead of per teleport

    • @oxio1164
      @oxio1164 14 часов назад +26

      Yeah but this is funnier

    • @ekos8282
      @ekos8282 14 часов назад +14

      If it was per use cecil has used 1% of usa yearly budget already.

    • @Fbnsdcnvdxnbxxcvc
      @Fbnsdcnvdxnbxxcvc 9 часов назад +7

      Actually Mark asked how much it costs per teleport so that means Cecil answered Mark's question as that.

    • @mugincoffe
      @mugincoffe 6 часов назад +1

      It is also said that it is per teleport in the comics

    • @RadXader
      @RadXader 12 минут назад

      ​@@Fbnsdcnvdxnbxxcvc I almost got fooled by people's foolishness, damn. Needed to relisten to dialogue

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 4 часа назад +20

    "The survivors in Chicago need that money more"
    Cecil: "Understood, have a nice day."
    *Teleports another +7.36 billion away.*

  • @Contro_P_Loser
    @Contro_P_Loser 12 часов назад +27

    Bro is really going all like, "Im rich, I can keep spending on this shit, 'cause I wants to."

  • @goosepuncher
    @goosepuncher 32 минуты назад +1

    "Your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane" -funny government man

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 10 часов назад +12

    That has to be bs, there is no way he'd be allowed to use that for convenience the way he likes to do if it costs THAT much with every teleport.
    That would be restricted to emergencies only.

    • @therealmr.incredible3179
      @therealmr.incredible3179 9 часов назад +5

      Special Consideration for Their Most Important Division.

    • @noblekatana2270
      @noblekatana2270 5 часов назад

      Given it’s the us government, there are far more useless things they waste tax payer money on

  • @jhtoxic7870
    @jhtoxic7870 15 часов назад +17

    Cecil is the reason the US is in such economic ruin.

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 14 часов назад +2

      Oh no, that's definitely Biden's fault. The budget was already set for Cecil.

    • @kliperx
      @kliperx 12 часов назад +11

      ​@@James_Bee No better place for political discussion than a youtube compilation video, huh?

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 10 часов назад

      @@James_Beesomeone once told me that it didn't happen at the start of his presidency

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 10 часов назад

      @@kliperxreal dude

  • @Nenerii
    @Nenerii 7 часов назад +6

    If my taxes are being used for a guy wanting to teleport, I can't blame the guy

  • @superhamsniper4487
    @superhamsniper4487 15 часов назад +25

    he said it was more than 7.36 billion then, so its not exactly this.

  • @Deltarious
    @Deltarious 13 часов назад +13

    I do tend to beleive that he ignored the 'every time' part and is expressing the cost in terms of monthly or yearly costs instead as it lines up better with the comics that way, and also because if it was *that* expensive it would start severely harming other programs and projects. Millions per tp is funny and explains how he can do some on a whim but keeps it ridiculous and very wasteful but *possible* , billons per tp actually starts to cause some problems and it's unlikely he'd even be *able* to do as many as we see.
    The question *was* 'every time' but it wouldn't be unusual for him to have not answered that part diectly, espetially given his answer is quite flippant

  • @Bigpapa830
    @Bigpapa830 6 часов назад +5

    For those who don’t know Cecil spent $117,760,000,000 in the first season on teleporting so add that to the second season amount $139,840,000,000, Cecil has spent 256.6 BILLION DOLLARS. Yo is Invincible’s universe going through a Great Depression right now? There ain’t no way the government isn’t laundering money right now💀

  • @dannylo5875
    @dannylo5875 16 часов назад +16

    You would need to be a Quadrillionaire...not a trillionaire.

  • @Hervoo
    @Hervoo 7 часов назад +2

    finally someone who counts the fact that he appeared on a remote island without using a helicopter

  • @XACTIC_Valour
    @XACTIC_Valour 8 часов назад +3

    Not only is this low balling, due to Cecil saying more than the GEO of Lichtenstein, this is also only accounting for the times WE SEE him teleport. Crazy af

  • @4125tech
    @4125tech 17 часов назад +18

    As someone who wears a lot of suits I'd give almost anything for his tie to stay the same length between shots. For all we know he's teleporting between cuts just to mess with it in the mirror.

  • @deysiing7385
    @deysiing7385 9 часов назад +7

    a lot of teleporting in and out for things that could have been a phone call

    • @cocainejeezus
      @cocainejeezus 9 часов назад

      Yeah but the amount of times mark just took his headset out to ignore him almost makes sense for a few of these.

  • @supergogeta4573
    @supergogeta4573 6 часов назад +6

    I am done paying taxes 🤬

    • @supergogeta4573
      @supergogeta4573 6 часов назад

      I mean he is just lazy at this point. Just take an helicopter or drive up there. This is tax payer money use it to fix the damage after every fight not teleport.

  • @atheld8124
    @atheld8124 11 часов назад +4

    Marks right eye is always getting messed up.

  • @DarthIngressus
    @DarthIngressus 28 минут назад

    Love how Cecil tells Mark straight up “You’re not him” XD

  • @NonstickSQYD
    @NonstickSQYD 18 часов назад +8

    Can’t wait for season 3

  • @hachi666roku
    @hachi666roku 3 часа назад +1

    Somehow still cheaper than an Uber, If he was driven everywhere 😂

  • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
    @alduintheanti-dragonborn 5 часов назад

    The number of times he teleports > the number of times he takes a step

  • @purgeblue
    @purgeblue 8 часов назад +1

    Is anyone else feeling like the teleportation is secretly just Cecil’s superpower. And calls it technology and is a govement agent instead of a superhero himself to keep a low profile for those he holds close, like his family or something

  • @C.A.M584
    @C.A.M584 Час назад

    he is avoiding paying his taxes he just condemned himself to hell.

  • @killer13324
    @killer13324 3 часа назад

    ceicil should have told him "the fact that you feel bad about it proves you arent him"

  • @dvdai1206
    @dvdai1206 9 минут назад

    And the worst part is he says he is addicted to teleportation

  • @yossiyehezkel4069
    @yossiyehezkel4069 33 минуты назад

    and he said at least, so it's more than that

  • @danielgibson490
    @danielgibson490 9 часов назад +1

    I love how it’s a pre made search. Other people wanna know

  • @jeannguyen3199
    @jeannguyen3199 8 часов назад +1

    It's not just a machine they built with all that money that teleports him?!

  • @SheerSniper7
    @SheerSniper7 7 часов назад

    And these are *just* the times we see him do it. It's likely way higher when he's offscreen

  • @Rmfox930
    @Rmfox930 4 часа назад

    Everyone in this show seems to dislike Cecil, just at varying levels, but he is one of my favorites

  • @JVAZ5936
    @JVAZ5936 49 минут назад

    At least cecil is using it to some use

  • @BigFella117
    @BigFella117 3 часа назад

    The President is gonna blow a fuse when he sees how much of the country’s military budget went to Cecil’s teleportation😂

  • @mostyami
    @mostyami 3 часа назад

    Bro really said you're not him 💀

  • @Dessly5
    @Dessly5 2 часа назад

    I don't want to imagine what the tax rate is in the invincible universe

  • @DieGurke_
    @DieGurke_ 4 часа назад

    I am sure Cecil teleports to the bathroom if he needs to take a shit

  • @Eltrio2
    @Eltrio2 Час назад

    In the comics, he says that it costs him 5mil a pop. That Liechtenstein comment was likely just a cute way of saying "On average, a lot."

  • @darkknight8643
    @darkknight8643 54 минуты назад

    And this is just what we can see.

  • @DrSmallarms
    @DrSmallarms 7 часов назад

    My own country could only afford 4 teleports a year with our military budget.

  • @habijjj
    @habijjj Час назад

    By the way after rex gets pissed about him randomly teleporting behind people he never does it again around rec.

  • @arvt_
    @arvt_ 8 часов назад +1

    "i cant marry a fish! i have a girlfriend!!!"

  • @brianachim2670
    @brianachim2670 3 часа назад

    If the Viltrumites don’t destroy Earth bankruptcy will.😂

  • @Ironcorgi2
    @Ironcorgi2 Час назад

    See this is why the debt is so high

  • @cherechesalexdaniel811
    @cherechesalexdaniel811 3 часа назад

    The USA budget for 2024 was 6.752 Trillion dollars. This means that 2.07% of the entire yearly budget of the USA in this show is spent entirely on Cecils teleportation. Also keep in mind that this is only counting the number of times we SEE him teleport. If we account for all the times we don't see him this can easily reach into the 15% or even higher than 30%.
    JUST HOW VALUABLE IS THIS GUY TO THE GOVERNMENT?!!?

  • @thunderbirdizations
    @thunderbirdizations 5 часов назад

    Still cheaper than the border bill they tried to pass, which sent atleast 90b to foreign territory alone

  • @323starlight
    @323starlight 5 часов назад

    I think the comics gave a number.

  • @GentTX
    @GentTX 4 часа назад

    He’s got to justify the budget

  • @martinlisitsata
    @martinlisitsata 2 часа назад

    Still cheaper than the WOOHP tunnels

  • @FanficRJ1
    @FanficRJ1 12 минут назад

    Bro is richer than Bruce Wayne!

  • @packratpirate4154
    @packratpirate4154 4 часа назад

    to be fair, this version of the USA probably spends a lot more on military and secret shit than even our IRL military and if you are the liaison of supeheros and the US government your time might actually just be THAT valuable.

  • @rasdan1192
    @rasdan1192 6 часов назад

    Okay, where did the money come from?

  • @grantpflum6844
    @grantpflum6844 22 минуты назад

    Yeah, no way Cecil could actually be teleporting around that much if it ACTUALLY cost that much. Oversight or no oversight, even the US government does not have enough money to be throwing it away that fast. The man would be single handily creating a sizeable percentage of the nation's deficient every year.

  • @Bigpapa830
    @Bigpapa830 18 часов назад +5

    He did it, he finally did it 🥹🥹

  • @Ando1428
    @Ando1428 16 минут назад

    It was funnier in the comics. He didnt care at all how much it costed to make the jump.

  • @onyxwarden
    @onyxwarden 18 часов назад +2

    So when are you going to cover season 3?

    • @AWSOMzombie
      @AWSOMzombie 10 часов назад +3

      it's- not even out yet dude

  • @Facet5674
    @Facet5674 Час назад

    3:52 lol rex scared

  • @fastneuro9829
    @fastneuro9829 14 часов назад +1

    I think it’s a joke because then teleportation would not be used instead of a taxi

  • @EliJustChillin
    @EliJustChillin 9 часов назад

    Over 7 billion per teleport?! Holy shit I want to know what their taxes look like in the Invincible Universe! Now that I think about it, everyone’s insurance must be through the roof 😂

  • @Miguelch05
    @Miguelch05 16 часов назад +1

    Who’s here from part 1

  • @Stormblessed4214
    @Stormblessed4214 3 часа назад

    did Cecil not say it was 5mil per teleport?

  • @JoseHernandez-ip9nb
    @JoseHernandez-ip9nb 12 минут назад

    In the comics he does it for fun n no it cost billions think u teleport with a machine not powers

  • @mkazi7849
    @mkazi7849 9 часов назад

    No wonder national debt just getting bigger

  • @NforRoNin
    @NforRoNin 8 часов назад

    I truly wonder where the American government even gets all that money

  • @ryanb33n
    @ryanb33n 8 часов назад +2

    Almost enough money to send to Ukraine

  • @charlesotz5255
    @charlesotz5255 53 минуты назад

    still less money than what we've sent to Isreal

  • @juliansummers5983
    @juliansummers5983 36 минут назад

    Why not just make the teleporting his super power?

  • @samflood5631
    @samflood5631 9 часов назад

    No wonder the Economy is in the toilet.

  • @Skinnylandia
    @Skinnylandia 2 часа назад

    Inflation is real

  • @vecsia3811
    @vecsia3811 9 часов назад

    bro said "more than that" from 7.36 to 8 billion at least
    therefor this video is more wrong than it has to be

  • @nekoshogun856
    @nekoshogun856 13 часов назад +1

    just like the cost of booms to destroy poor country.

  • @dan2797
    @dan2797 24 минуты назад

    So maybe about ten billion per then

  • @mxhir
    @mxhir 6 часов назад

    4:13 wha

  • @percevilleburns7100
    @percevilleburns7100 4 часа назад

    In eatlier seasons i think he said it was 5 mil a jump

  • @patrickfuna-ur7nm
    @patrickfuna-ur7nm 3 часа назад

    Ok if you have that much budget then why isn't mark getting a salary?
    If I was mark I'd say fck college just give me a fat paycheque and you get all my time and energy.

  • @DPowered2
    @DPowered2 5 часов назад

    perfect use of our tax dollars because why would we need free healthcare or infrastructure or affordable education for when this man would have to walk everywhere like a normal person 🤣

  • @supergogeta4573
    @supergogeta4573 6 часов назад +1

    Joe Biden really did destroy the economy😅

    • @supergogeta4573
      @supergogeta4573 6 часов назад +1

      Kidding by the way. His administration did astonishingly well with the economy after being hand over an economic crisis due to COVID-19.

  • @zeevdrifter2707
    @zeevdrifter2707 Час назад

    congress can with but the stroke of a pen blow away trillions of dollars and has done so for the past +5 years, Cecil is a lightweight in tax dollar wastage.

  • @hiatox1031
    @hiatox1031 7 часов назад

    thats the reason because USA dont have public health care

  • @TheLegend-tq9mn
    @TheLegend-tq9mn 18 часов назад +1

    Nice video

  • @ZeroFilms-d4n
    @ZeroFilms-d4n 7 часов назад +2

    BETTER SPENT THEN ON CRAPO UKRAINE

  • @J.K-j3r
    @J.K-j3r 18 часов назад

    same

  • @EmptyMan000
    @EmptyMan000 14 часов назад +3

    Shit like this is why I despise Cecil. He wastes taxpayer money on BS like this and claims to want to protect a world that is continuously in danger rather than fix anything.