The Bible is now on Steam. Let's Play The Bible

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2023
  • It has updates planned and Steam achievements. It also has bugs somehow
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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  Год назад +15503

    Now that I've addressed all the RUclips drama I can finally get back to real games, let's play the Bible

    • @Hellbughunter
      @Hellbughunter Год назад +527

      What a RUclips move from you

    • @yuarentlucky
      @yuarentlucky Год назад +126

      The graphics make me kind of cross eyed.
      7.5/10.

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr Год назад +89

      speedrun crucifixion any%

    • @TheGleely
      @TheGleely Год назад +98

      In before youtube demonitizes the bible

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Год назад +22

      I found this comment in 1 minute after it was made. Such a RUclips move for me

  • @wyatt960
    @wyatt960 Год назад +6142

    The fact that the bible is not only on steam but is made in visual novel maker and has autosaves is a real youtube moment.

    • @helplmchoking
      @helplmchoking Год назад +404

      The fact it's made in the same engine as some... Other visual novels is peak RUclips honestly

    • @mlyu11
      @mlyu11 Год назад +222

      Yup, I was gonna point out the irony of the literal Bible being made in Ren'Py as well.

    • @evorathesylvurr
      @evorathesylvurr Год назад +129

      as soon as he mentioned the load feature i recognized the system (I use ren'py for hobby) and I HAD to see if anyone else recognized it.

    • @nokov6517
      @nokov6517 Год назад +99

      I wasn't quite sure personally until I saw the save screen, but yeah Jesus wrote the Bible in Ren'py, not in a book

    • @Aoskar95
      @Aoskar95 Год назад +42

      You thought they were gonna take that extra step and learn Unity development?
      No offense to Ren'py, I've seen some good stuff made in it but the low barrier of entry has created enough shit to create job security for every waste management engineer for the next decade

  • @aceofjacks7071
    @aceofjacks7071 Год назад +6241

    people who weren't on this stream will never know the sheer surrealism of Dan, after crafting his new swears, going "hang on a minute" and bringing up the Bible steam page

    • @daawesomeman2859
      @daawesomeman2859 Год назад +189

      Boutta check out the vod just for this

    • @squidpile
      @squidpile Год назад +217

      Sounds like a Jerma bit

    • @hugocorminboeuf8007
      @hugocorminboeuf8007 Год назад +239

      That's the most youtube thing to do

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG Год назад +72

      what a youtube move

    • @poemsbypoetry
      @poemsbypoetry Год назад +34

      I gasped out loud when he showed the achievements on stream lmao

  • @piss9133
    @piss9133 Год назад +3993

    It was a real youtube moment when Rt said he had a surprise for chat and then pulled up the bible on steam and 1k people left, funniest thing I ever seen.

    • @Zarkyun
      @Zarkyun Год назад +189

      Says a lot about those people.

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 Год назад +58

      What RUclipss

    • @GamerMoment
      @GamerMoment Год назад +117

      @@Zarkyun Those people were real RUclipss

    • @filin_-vn4fj
      @filin_-vn4fj Год назад +31

      yeah, that was a really youtube move

    • @smoltoon885
      @smoltoon885 Год назад +160

      @@Zarkyun or maybe a lot about the bible?

  • @graceofgardens
    @graceofgardens Год назад +667

    As someone who works in a church, every time i come across “among us” in scripture i laugh so hard and it feels so juvenile

    • @lilyhawthorne1196
      @lilyhawthorne1196 Год назад +80

      Dude I went to a two hour Easter sermon, heard 'among us' like twenty minutes and waited until it was over to tell my brother the preacher said among us...he looked so disgusted with me lol.

    • @HaroldMC63
      @HaroldMC63 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@lilyhawthorne1196our first reading was 2 kings 2:23

    • @ilfedarkfairy
      @ilfedarkfairy 7 месяцев назад +4

      Not gonna lie, the fact that you have to laugh is pretty...
      SUS.
      No, I will not apologise.

    • @Door227
      @Door227 5 месяцев назад +3

      My face after someone tells the most serious and heart wrenching story but said among us: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BUMMY105
    @BUMMY105 Год назад +5324

    The best part about this game is that there's an active speedrunning community within it.
    You can speedrun The Bible.

    • @gabby993
      @gabby993 Год назад +100

      How? 💀

    • @RainbowUnicorn.-.
      @RainbowUnicorn.-. Год назад +400

      @@gabby993 My guess would be clicking through all the pages as quickly as possible (Would definitely take longer than flipping through a physical book).

    • @gabby993
      @gabby993 Год назад +274

      @@RainbowUnicorn.-. bro I actually looked it up and saw speedruns of the ACTUAL bible-

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Год назад +14

      Is there ACE?

    • @dankus_lupas3577
      @dankus_lupas3577 Год назад +19

      What a RUclips Idea!

  • @mightykingwario
    @mightykingwario Год назад +3247

    Fun fact: This ‘game(?)’ seems to run on Ren’py, a game engine specifically geared towards visual novels. Which means it actually shares an engine with Doki Doki Literature Club, along with a ton of other anime visual novels.
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

    • @vslazer6728
      @vslazer6728 Год назад +203

      This is their way of repenting for their sins.

    • @Runetrantor
      @Runetrantor Год назад +2

      Seriously, the engine that runs porn games and erotic VNs runs the Bible too. What a world!

    • @brendanklein6617
      @brendanklein6617 Год назад +381

      I was shocked when I saw the default pause screen. Turns out people making hentai games were blessed this whole time

    • @baileyjerman5573
      @baileyjerman5573 Год назад +241

      The bible runs on the same engine as ddlc is such a poweful statement that it gives me whiplash

    • @lukehdarowlet9321
      @lukehdarowlet9321 Год назад +67

      That is a real RUclips of a fact there. Thanks for sharing

  • @ErriShayAradesChay
    @ErriShayAradesChay Год назад +551

    Now THIS is the kind of “bringing gospel to gamers” I needed

  • @aircooledgaming
    @aircooledgaming Год назад +517

    A couple of days ago I saw someone on Twitter say something along the lines of "please stop computerizing household objects that work perfectly fine without computers" and I guess that principle also applies to the Bible

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 20 дней назад

      I was going to say its good for people who can't afford an actual bible, but I cannot find any circumstance in which you can afford steam but not a bible lmao

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 20 дней назад

      It is still a cool project though

  • @steeleallen8474
    @steeleallen8474 Год назад +5168

    This is such a RUclips moment from the creators of “The Bible” on steam.

  • @irbest6148
    @irbest6148 Год назад +4658

    "They're updating the Bible"
    "There is a Bible DLC"
    Golden content man

    • @_____2219
      @_____2219 Год назад +68

      Its the LDC dlc

    • @The_Mission_Master
      @The_Mission_Master Год назад +3

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter Год назад +122

      They’re gonna patch out the infinite food glitch

    • @JimPickensCultist
      @JimPickensCultist Год назад +65

      @enigmabureau It wasn't a glitch, it was the dev's son with a Mod Menu.

    • @GTAVictor9128
      @GTAVictor9128 Год назад +27

      I mean, wasn't the New Testament basically a sequel to the Old Testament?
      And the Bible was originally strictly in Latin, it was only many years later before it was translated into vernacular.

  • @ridergilwin1494
    @ridergilwin1494 Год назад +812

    Dan’s utter confusion at the beginning has me belly laughing. It’s fucking amazing. A real RUclips moment.

    • @infinitenex8165
      @infinitenex8165 Год назад +10

      I believe you meant to say "It's youtube amazing."

    • @lordofthechickens3627
      @lordofthechickens3627 Год назад +5

      @@infinitenex8165 I believe you meant to say "It's fucking RUclips"

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif Год назад +1

      one of the moments of all time

  • @tiagoprado7001
    @tiagoprado7001 Год назад +77

    I love how this is made with same engine as some of the most unholy of visual novels ever made.

  • @Hannahmypet
    @Hannahmypet Год назад +8344

    Gotta hand it to them, really. Taking a public domain text, slapping it into a visual novel builder, adding a couple menus and turning around and charging money for it is definitely one of the most unique grifts I've ever seen

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor Год назад +681

      Nah, more like one of the oldest and oversaturated grifts in history. For a very literal example, remember door to door bible sellsmen? Literally try to upsell people on a 'premium" version of something they already owned. Not the oldest profession, but oldest profession adjacent.

    • @RegalPixelKing
      @RegalPixelKing Год назад +301

      It's very RUclips of the people selling this.

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant Год назад +80

      i would comment something like "but the guy hired people to do VA, and translation, and even soundtrack!" but
      no one would care, and it'd be pointless as fuck as i know really little other than a few stackexchange and reddit posts and info from the steam page.
      edit: oh also if anyone is confused by the second section of the comment, it's basically me saying "i wouldn't be able to hold up a coherent argument because of my kinda RUclips lack of information, so i won't even try to". nice edit 7+ hrs l8r, r8t?

    • @Laydralae_Joy
      @Laydralae_Joy Год назад +36

      You might even say its a real RUclips thing for them to do.

    • @BlazeSLK
      @BlazeSLK Год назад +18

      @@RegalPixelKing They’re YouTubin annoying with these scams

  • @claptrappington5895
    @claptrappington5895 Год назад +90

    I love that the bible has the tag "psychological horror"

  • @thecalicodragon4103
    @thecalicodragon4103 Год назад +335

    I’m glad you were Abel to get through this “game” but I Cain imagine it was a pain

    • @yeetmastercatto
      @yeetmastercatto Год назад +15

      Shut up. No. Stop. Please shut up.
      I'm kidding don't take this seriously lol

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 Год назад +2

      this hurt to read. i still don't really know what this says.

    • @eliu868
      @eliu868 Год назад +13

      @@squarohedron0664 Bible character references

    • @CodersMusicOfficial
      @CodersMusicOfficial Год назад +10

      IS THAT A [bible] REFERENCE!?

    • @MemezuiiSangkanskje
      @MemezuiiSangkanskje 8 месяцев назад

      @@CodersMusicOfficial OUR LORD AND [Saviorǃǃ1ǃ1997], [Spamsus] G. [Spamsus]ǃ

  • @Gauley_
    @Gauley_ Год назад +2108

    The fact they put the Bible on Steam for 12 euro is such a youtube moment

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 Год назад +10

      The first bible type moment

    • @superman5150
      @superman5150 Год назад +13

      Raised Roman Catholic in a very conservative private school, eventually turned Atheist - this all tracks. The nuns were always pitching the DLC content

    • @Leo-zr2xp
      @Leo-zr2xp Год назад +2

      i agree

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 Год назад +3310

    RT reading the Bible being a direct cause from watching Paint Dry to crashing Facebook’s stock after visiting the Metaverse is already one of the most RUclips things I’ve ever seen on this platform

    • @Geoooooooooo
      @Geoooooooooo Год назад +54

      Stick I don't understand how you can always write such a banger comment like 2 minutes after the video is uploaded
      I wanna be just like you when I grow up

    • @JazzoBeat
      @JazzoBeat Год назад +2

      He never missed 🔥🔥

    • @kartenos
      @kartenos Год назад +21

      @@Geoooooooooo That's such a youtube statement

    • @janreiafrica
      @janreiafrica Год назад +19

      @@Geoooooooooo Years of commenting does things to a man

    • @Revermb
      @Revermb Год назад +1

      what a wonderful domino effect

  • @b3nzayizkoolyo
    @b3nzayizkoolyo Год назад +88

    Can't wait for the Book of Mormon dlc. I hear it expands on the base game and adds a whole new play area, as well as a story that happens concurrently with the base game

    • @lemyon8293
      @lemyon8293 8 месяцев назад +8

      but it completely rewrites the lore

    • @b3nzayizkoolyo
      @b3nzayizkoolyo 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@lemyon8293 I know some reviewers who got early access to it said it was the "star wars sequel trilogy" of Bible dlc, but honestly I loved Episode 8 so that sounds good to me. Plus, the mechanic where God punishes evil people with dark skin sounds like it'll change the meta for the better

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 10 дней назад +1

      The only worthwhile thing in that pack was the unique "Browning" weapons, and they were so meta that they ended up being added to every other faction anyways.

  • @sgtmaggi
    @sgtmaggi Год назад +83

    "I never thought I'd feel concerned playing the bible." What a sentence

  • @JustDevon1
    @JustDevon1 Год назад +1390

    Fun fact: If you go into basically any church, they’re most likely give you a Bible for free

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 Год назад +187

      For real though, some of the old ladies who volunteer at my church heard I was looking for a small travel Bible and gave me a pocket version of the New Testament and Psalms entirely free. I haven't needed it yet because all travel plans were halted by the pandemic and ensuing war, but it was very kind of them.

    • @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup
      @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup Год назад +85

      i think the bible is the most produced book in the world sitting at around 4 Billion copies.
      So there's a lot of supply

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Год назад +48

      or literally any hotel room in the US. Or from those scammers in New York that hand you a bible "for free" and then ask for "a small donation" very aggressively; you can just not pay them and walk away lol
      Not sure why anyone who doesn't have a bible would even want one.. it's a terribly boring book (mostly, there's a few fun parts.. and saying Deuteronomy _is_ pretty fun, I suppose)

    • @mneech609
      @mneech609 Год назад

      @@idontwantahandlethough It's pretty useful when you're homeless. You can use it to start fire or wipe your arse with it.

    • @emmao6578
      @emmao6578 Год назад +13

      I'm in the UK didn't go to special religious schools and still ended up with 2 or 3 free bibles by the end of secondary school, so yeah they really aren't hard to come across

  • @RachaelLongLastName
    @RachaelLongLastName Год назад +9147

    I love how the Bible is marked as “Psychological Horror” and “Sexual Content”

  • @RDrakewind
    @RDrakewind Год назад +68

    I love RT commitment to redining the word RUclips that he censors himself in editing with RUclips instead of a funny noise or a bleep or something. Just perfection, lol.

  • @saipaladee5574
    @saipaladee5574 Год назад +7

    Jesus was an influencer and the last supper was a mukbang

  • @biscuitface7245
    @biscuitface7245 Год назад +3287

    The funny part is that, since this game is considered a visual novel on steam, it has genuinely been recommended to me by steam.

    • @0kumurhuh
      @0kumurhuh Год назад +170

      that's so RUclips

    • @tankofish937
      @tankofish937 Год назад +269

      Also when I saw it, one of the categories was “Psychological Horror”

    • @aquatazer
      @aquatazer Год назад +182

      @@tankofish937 if you’ve read the Bible, it is definitely a psychological horror at times.

    • @irregularstuff5290
      @irregularstuff5290 Год назад +98

      "you all need Jesus", gamer edition.

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein Год назад +82

      @@irregularstuff5290 you can now officially urge someone to read the bible by gifting it to them on steam

  • @hiro1001
    @hiro1001 Год назад +3645

    The fact whoever made this knows a visual novel without choices or gameplay is called a kinectic novel is amazing to me.

    • @AcoriSage
      @AcoriSage Год назад +137

      It's explained in the Ren'Py tutorial. Not that impressive.

    • @spottedwombat7103
      @spottedwombat7103 Год назад +56

      that a real youtube move

    • @Rhavet-
      @Rhavet- Год назад +4

      You could say it’s RUclips to me

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Год назад +26

      Choices would make it pretty interesting tho

    • @itsRhodi
      @itsRhodi Год назад +99

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 a choose your own adventure bible would hit different ngl /j

  • @yesty3473
    @yesty3473 4 месяца назад +6

    Imagine getting a steam notification that says your friend is now playing The Bible

  • @Aquitanic
    @Aquitanic Год назад +18

    4:52 "Why did God sound like Jigsaw??"
    I mean...you're not *wrong??* and that made it 10x funnier

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 8 месяцев назад +2

      Well he did cause some bad things to happen

    • @rslongshot7453
      @rslongshot7453 2 месяца назад

      @@matthewboire6843 Yeah after an entire generation went against Him. I'd say the Creator has every right to punish His creations that went against Him.

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 2 месяца назад

      @@rslongshot7453 yea

  • @Jayfeather-cu1gc
    @Jayfeather-cu1gc Год назад +1905

    The fact this exists and costs so much money makes the people who made it a real spire and a youtube.

    • @koki1829
      @koki1829 Год назад +41

      It’s the cost of an irl Bible, if it had more people to choose voice actors from I could understand, but absolutely not at this price, as we don’t carry pc’s on us.

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify Год назад +10

      @@koki1829 college students does, at least

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith Год назад +32

      The game is made in RenPy, the 'adult novel game' engine, known for such works of art as 'Sisterly Lust' and 'Milfy City'.
      ...
      I reiterate, _THE BIBLE. IS MADE. IN THE ADULT NOVEL ENGINE._
      What RUclipss made this, seriously!? :'D

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify Год назад +37

      @@Volvith That's a bit harsh on the engine. It's not like Unity or Unreal doesn't have its shares of blatant porn games, you know? Hell, more RPGMaker games nowadays are just porn walking simulators than they are depresso horrors.
      It's just that Ren'py is Free, Easy, and Cheap for making textual contents. Perfect for these absolute spires.

    • @hat9527
      @hat9527 Год назад +4

      @@Volvith ooh ddlc engine

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist Год назад +1193

    This game has so much lore! I bet matpat would have a field day with this one

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 Год назад +154

      Instead of getting massively disliked by the fans of the game he's defacing, MatPat just gets excommunicated for making a Bible theory

    • @rockhardcelery1214
      @rockhardcelery1214 Год назад +7

      ahy do people keep bringimg up the superbestfriends

    • @thathollyjolly
      @thathollyjolly Год назад +11

      Yeah, way too much lore ☠

    • @modestmismagius105
      @modestmismagius105 Год назад +41

      the bible is the next fnaf

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh Год назад +15

      @@silversonome5360 isn't Bible game theory a thing? New interpretation released every month

  • @superrainbow06
    @superrainbow06 Год назад +18

    I love that the steam tags for the bible include psychological horror

  • @superbroadcaster
    @superbroadcaster Год назад +19

    I wish someone would turn sections of the Bible into a game, like a AAA developer or at least a good indie game. There's some epic shit that goes on that deserves to be rendered, especially the old testament

  • @Mono-gb4hh
    @Mono-gb4hh Год назад +1319

    Dan’s explanation of why he did his confirmation is literally all Irish people

    • @MarkusAldawn
      @MarkusAldawn Год назад +92

      My brother told his teacher he was a pagan (he meant atheist lmao) and he still did his confirmation.
      Unfortunately this was after 2008, so the economy was in shambles and he didn't get as much from relatives as he should've.

    • @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup
      @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup Год назад +69

      @@MarkusAldawn
      Yes teacher, i do believe in ancient gods and sacrifice the oldest in our family every year.

    • @MarkusAldawn
      @MarkusAldawn Год назад +47

      @@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup I can celebrate saturnalia and christmas if it means more presents!

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees Год назад +7

      @@MarkusAldawn I actually am a neopagan

    • @georgeoldsterd8994
      @georgeoldsterd8994 Год назад +2

      @@MarkusAldawn are you sure he's not Jewish, though? Sounds very practical.

  • @RyuTheAsian47
    @RyuTheAsian47 Год назад +1116

    This now makes me want to get a priest to do a Bible 100% speedrun

    • @Flaming_Saturn
      @Flaming_Saturn Год назад +132

      Priest: “Lift your spirits to the almighty father… *proceeds to do a sequence break causing the Genesis skip, saving 7 minutes of time*”

    • @jeremyquiros5483
      @jeremyquiros5483 Год назад +30

      I can’t wait to watch the SGDQ 2023 speedrun of “The Bible” PC King James Version 100% no DLC no OOB randomizer relay race 2 hands 1 controller

    • @Coco-hq6ns
      @Coco-hq6ns Год назад +27

      Solomon skip is pretty intense. Also page tear skip is pretty controversial but I personally been using it recently.

    • @sneaky1053
      @sneaky1053 Год назад +3

      This is so underrated

    • @DankusMemicus
      @DankusMemicus Год назад +7

      Joe Leonard started making a bible speedrun years ago (it was just him reading the bible), but he removed those videos from RUclips.

  • @jumpstart6476
    @jumpstart6476 Год назад +29

    I like the fact that he used his confirmation money on the Nintendo Wii because I did the same thing to buy the master sword at comic con 😂😂

  • @PurpleJamOfficial
    @PurpleJamOfficial Год назад +24

    Getting back on RUclips’s good side with bible content I love it 😂

  • @illurora4285
    @illurora4285 Год назад +1273

    "i did my confirmation and became a full catholic because i was told my relatives would give me a lot of money and i wanted to buy a nintendo wii" i don't think life goals can get any better than this

    • @remusteahan3521
      @remusteahan3521 Год назад +66

      It's so accurate tho, like I did mine cos I wanted the money for books and a new game on my DS lmfao

    • @gilded2342
      @gilded2342 Год назад +19

      I did the same thing last year to get a enough money for a gaming PC lol

    • @Pilsnor
      @Pilsnor Год назад +1

      Same

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Год назад +11

      When I heard how much my schoolmates got for their confirmation I was so sad about how atheist my family was

    • @connordarvall8482
      @connordarvall8482 Год назад +14

      RT is one of the lucky few who can thank god for Wario.

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox Год назад +353

    The fact that everyone came back to the stream the SECOND he closed the Bible is so hilarious to me XD

  • @The_mrbob
    @The_mrbob Год назад +8

    4:15 Legit the Halo announcer

  • @camblycreeper7999
    @camblycreeper7999 Год назад +9

    Now this is the RUclips content I like to see coming from RT

  • @jacobwheeler1348
    @jacobwheeler1348 Год назад +1963

    As a devoted Christian, the making of this game overall seems like a real RUclips move

  • @Burgerwing
    @Burgerwing Год назад +211

    Seeing “The Bible Version 1.1” made me spill my drink laughing

    • @synphilia4776
      @synphilia4776 Год назад +9

      Can't wait for version 2.0

    • @jacobwhitlock5060
      @jacobwhitlock5060 Год назад +7

      @@synphilia4776 would that be the Book of Mormon? Or do we consider that a DLC?

    • @hircenedaelen
      @hircenedaelen Год назад +9

      @@jacobwhitlock5060 bootleg ripoff

    • @euducationator
      @euducationator Год назад +6

      @@jacobwhitlock5060 The secret ending you get from completing every side quest.

    • @ikaiju-eu9wn
      @ikaiju-eu9wn Год назад +4

      @@alamba1165 Bible Beta: JOJO's bizarre adventure
      Bible 4.0: Godzilla Rulers of Earth
      Bible 5.0: Five Nights at Freddy's Survival logbook
      Bible 6.0: The Unholy Bible
      Bible 7.0: Ninja Get Good

  • @Aurelius_unofficial
    @Aurelius_unofficial Год назад +11

    9:00
    Nobody was taking this spot on Timed comments, what's up gang?

  • @SlikkSammy
    @SlikkSammy Год назад +5

    As a Christian man, the part where you said “Number 4, Burger King foot lettuce” instead of “Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce” greatly offended me.

  • @averytubestudios
    @averytubestudios Год назад +600

    The lack of censorship is a risky move, but I respect it.
    Power to you Dan

    • @foozlegamer1025
      @foozlegamer1025 Год назад +95

      A RUclips move, you could say

    • @jeremyrandolph8337
      @jeremyrandolph8337 Год назад +18

      Yeah, I can't believe he had the gall to say that on stream, and then not have his editor removed it. That "Best of 2022" changed him man.

    • @Dr.Death8520
      @Dr.Death8520 Год назад +20

      RUclips and risky are not synonyms, so therefore you yourself are a RUclips

    • @snolls105
      @snolls105 Год назад +20

      @@Dr.Death8520 there are no synonyms, only youtube

    • @madmonty4761
      @madmonty4761 Год назад

      I believe in some censorship

  • @jprofio
    @jprofio Год назад +412

    Weirdest part of this to me is that I used RenPy for some projects and this is so obviously made in that program. The format of the menus, the options that don't make sense like Save and Load, it's all the default formatting of RenPy

    • @pillowmoment
      @pillowmoment Год назад +71

      Isn’t that the the uhhh python program primarily used for visual novels? The name seems familiar

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Год назад +33

      Save and Load actually make a lot of sense, it's just a bookmark

    • @jprofio
      @jprofio Год назад +57

      @@pillowmoment It's the popular free one for a lot of visual novels, I think it's python based. I stopped using it bc the community was awful if you asked for help

    • @drivingprune112
      @drivingprune112 Год назад +30

      @@pillowmoment it's used for a lot of popular ones, yeah. DDLC is a good example

    • @creator-link
      @creator-link Год назад +3

      I wonder if they still enable the console?

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 Год назад +6

    Even in the Bible, Dan immediately speedruns destruction.

  • @cyrildragonaura23
    @cyrildragonaura23 Год назад +5

    Never thought humanity would ever be hitting clips like this. Jesus is the undisputed best speedrunner in this game.

  • @yes_____
    @yes_____ Год назад +995

    “They’re updating the Bible” is something I never knew I needed to hear

    • @mpalmer22
      @mpalmer22 Год назад +36

      Not unusual, language changes and evolves. Saying someone is stoned today means something very different then it did 2000 years ago.

    • @breadm8101
      @breadm8101 Год назад +7

      @@mpalmer22 yah too many people are offended it says gay bad

    • @RedPhoenix550
      @RedPhoenix550 Год назад +1

      @@mpalmer22 It's true. stoning in the bible meant tying the person to a really large boulder then pushing him off a cliff. (at least according to Jewish tradition)

    • @mpalmer22
      @mpalmer22 Год назад +2

      ​@@RedPhoenix550 Well you have an example provided in Acts 14 where Paul survived being stoned outside Lystra where the Jews threw rocks at him. Another example is in John 8:58-59 where Jesus says the famous "Before Abraham was, I AM" and the pharisees picked up stones to throw at him. But besides all this, whether they were tied to a boulder, or had stones thrown at them, the end result is the same. To be stoned was to be put to death.

    • @bandito6678
      @bandito6678 Год назад +4

      "Bro the new Bible update just dropped, wanna hop on?"

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +1520

    Fun fact: Despite not necessarily being mentioned in the Book of Job, there's a third, far more obscure giant monster of the bible. Ziz is the sky counterpart to Leviathan (sea) and Behemoth (land).

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie Год назад +409

      I think you'll find the traditional name is Rayquaza

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 Год назад +140

      Is that what that’s meant to be? I just took it as one of the many really big things God made and then beat the RUclips out of and feels weirdly proud of himself for.

    • @cjt354
      @cjt354 Год назад +49

      Worm?

    • @cameronmefford
      @cameronmefford Год назад +75

      The unspoken Ziz

    • @Hat_Wearing_Snatcher
      @Hat_Wearing_Snatcher Год назад +20

      @@cjt354 yeah, WB took it from there

  • @coneman844
    @coneman844 Год назад +45

    As a Christian this is definitely a bible moment

  • @gabyzillas
    @gabyzillas Год назад +3

    Man this video was great, you're such a RUclips RT

  • @ShayTheValiant
    @ShayTheValiant Год назад +521

    Playing the Bible live on stream is truly a RUclips moment.

    • @demon5649
      @demon5649 Год назад +7

      Ehh, it's less RUclips and more of a... Please don't be offended but, it's a RUclips.

    • @IcespherePlaysGames
      @IcespherePlaysGames Год назад +7

      Having this video get automatically age-restricted would be a Y*utube moment

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado Год назад +800

    The fact that the user submitted tags are 'psychologic horror', 'sexual content' and 'fantasy' 💀

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise Год назад +94

      they do all describe it!

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension Год назад +71

      Is that inaccurate?

    • @LazoGT
      @LazoGT Год назад +51

      the bible is the most unique psychological horror book that i've ever read

    • @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup
      @TrondelagianPatriotsriseup Год назад

      There's a part of the bible which attempts to scare you, There's another which is about sex and im atheist so i agree with the fantasy.

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk Год назад +23

      Just draw an angel from the detailing from the bible and you get something terrifying.

  • @ENBYSS
    @ENBYSS Год назад +3

    I love how your reason for getting the confirmation is literally the same as mine. Got a lot of money from my relatives as a kid and got a Wii using it heh. Sure I'll become a catholic to get a Wii, why not.

  • @kuba4ful
    @kuba4ful 10 месяцев назад

    I keep coming back to this video every now and then, one of the funniest RT's videos imo

  • @riisitee
    @riisitee Год назад +169

    As a graphic design student, I appreciate the Very Good design that went into this game/ebook. Especially in the quiz, when you get the wrong answer and the "wrong" text is just the same size as the other text and it's placed right at the top of the screen so its as unituitive as possible to read. Like they had one text box as their base for all the text elements that they use for every screen.
    Anyway, Im sure a lot of Bible fans will find this game a big rowling

    • @cypherusuh
      @cypherusuh Год назад +14

      It's very human design

    • @helplmchoking
      @helplmchoking Год назад +4

      As someone who's seen other "games" using this engine, this one is probably in the top half in terms of design lol

    • @preferablygeneric
      @preferablygeneric Год назад +11

      I also really appreciate how the "wrong" screen is nothing other than just the one word. the bare minimum that could've been placed there is a reference number so you can find the answer, or preferably, just show the answer as seen on its page underlined

    • @cyberneticsquid
      @cyberneticsquid Год назад +1

      @@helplmchoking I don't think this design is anywhere near the upper 50%

    • @helplmchoking
      @helplmchoking Год назад +2

      @@cyberneticsquid Compared to the usual glowing text, illegible fonts, bizarre animations, horrific "open world" menus, half translated messes you often see, this one isn't that bad.
      Most are awful, the ones you typically see are at least somewhat well made, even if the content is well beyond questionable

  • @2230yt
    @2230yt Год назад +913

    I’ve been watching you for years now, RT. You really are a RUclips.

    • @Zedzilliot
      @Zedzilliot Год назад +22

      youre so kind/rude

    • @Epicgirl368
      @Epicgirl368 Год назад +25

      @@Zedzilliot HEY DON’T BE A RUclips

  • @shortstackashe
    @shortstackashe Год назад +1

    this video is a real RUclips moment, Daniel! keep it up!

  • @TaiWind
    @TaiWind 7 месяцев назад +2

    amazed at the person in chat who said "look up 'ass'" like we don't all know what samson did with that jawbone

  • @Robin0928
    @Robin0928 Год назад +657

    Nothing has ever spoken to my "Raised Catholic but not very religious anymore" self more than Dan saying he got confirmed just to buy a Wii

    • @irok1
      @irok1 Год назад +101

      That Wii was a gift by God, so how could you not believe

    • @archerparty9270
      @archerparty9270 Год назад +84

      @@irok1 God works in many mysterious ways. Personally, I'm all for this method of conversion rather than the plagues and floods and so forth. It gets Him better PR.

    • @TheSpeep
      @TheSpeep Год назад +43

      Yeah no honestly, despite having never been religious in my life, your first communion and confirmation were kinda just... cultural things you just kinda do here as a kid.
      And when faced with the prospect of a party with a lot of presents, kid me wasnt about to object to any of that.

    • @Messiasofdoom
      @Messiasofdoom Год назад +9

      Tbh. everybody I knew who got confirmed with me just did it because of the money (including Me)

    • @mambodog5322
      @mambodog5322 Год назад +3

      Same. I got a Nintendo 2DS with my money

  • @Eragonnogare
    @Eragonnogare Год назад +250

    Upon seeing that pause menu (notably the saves screen) I can very confidently say - this "game" was made using Renpy. Renpy, for those unaware, is a free platform used to make visual novels, most notably known for DDLC, as well as the (amazingly good) cult classic of sorts - Katawa Shoujo. The reason I can so confidently identify the platform used is thay this is very clearly using one of the pre-built layouts baked into Renpy, showing even more heavily how much this should not have cost money. (this also shows why the history tab exists and also sucks - it's designed out of the box for visual novels, where each entry of text is a normal sentence or two max (generally dialog/thoughts) usually, not the ludicrously long rambling sentences of the Bible, and they couldn't be bother to fix this before releasing it for money.

    • @user-oh6uw9mu9u
      @user-oh6uw9mu9u Год назад +31

      Haha yeah. the first thing I thought after seeing those long faded menu buttons was "They slapped this together in Renpy!" Minimal effort!

    • @helplmchoking
      @helplmchoking Год назад +22

      I like how your examples are generally pretty decent and semi respectable games, instead of the ones I immediately thought of. I suspect the Bible has a thread somewhere asking for a replay gallery, happens to them all

    • @hi-i-am-atan
      @hi-i-am-atan Год назад +3

      @@helplmchoking i mean, you seem to be doing that old bit of "unity game = trash shovelware" but with the serial numbers filed off for a completely free and even easier to use engine, which ... itself is just a bit recycled from the disdain aimed at rpg maker games
      it's just sturgeon's law, gov

    • @helplmchoking
      @helplmchoking Год назад +10

      @@hi-i-am-atan Oh, no I wasn't casting shade at the engine or its use (even if this "game is a lazy cash grab). I was more pointing out the Bible is using the same engine as some truly explicit visual novels. The kinds that get banned from Steam, Patreon and file hosting sites.
      No hate towards the engine or free game tools in general (I used Unity for ages before Unreal, which is also free for me), just pointing out the sharing an engine with DDLC is not as bad an association as sharing an engine with DDL, if you get the reference

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify Год назад +7

      @@hi-i-am-atan to be fair, the comment section so far *has* been doing that. It's refreshing to finally have a mention for DDLC and KS in here, both amazing games that prove this "game" to be an absolute spire.

  • @erfthe
    @erfthe Год назад

    this is one of the most youtube lets plays i have ever watched!!

  • @Marsters6
    @Marsters6 Год назад

    This is the most youtube thing I've ever seen. RT, you are such a bloody youtube.

  • @dragonfluf
    @dragonfluf Год назад +164

    It took me DAYS to beat the Judas fight, can't wait to see how RT reacts to his second phase!

    • @vslazer6728
      @vslazer6728 Год назад +15

      Man that part annoyed the heck out of me, it’s like one of those boss fights where you win the battle but then in the cutscenes that directly follows it the boss still ends up with the upper hand.

  • @briarconner5765
    @briarconner5765 Год назад +720

    I really appreciate that you’re still posting after all the difficulties with RUclips. I don’t think anyone would have blamed you for just staying on twitch. We all really love your content, and can’t wait to see more :)

    • @hotdog8109
      @hotdog8109 Год назад +43

      I was really scared that would be the case. As someone who doesn’t have time to watch full streams, even vods, these edited clips are a godsend.

    • @The_Mission_Master
      @The_Mission_Master Год назад +3

      pray we must brothers.✞

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 Год назад +11

      Absolutely RUclips thing of him to do

    • @Watburnt
      @Watburnt Год назад +5

      I mean it would be a dumb thing to do business wise most people who watch his streams come from youtube so even if hes not making money then it would still be smart to post edited versions

    • @Babycat42069
      @Babycat42069 Год назад +1

      I mean I don't touch twitch because you have to be there live and I work 2 jobs

  • @strawb3rrymi1k_
    @strawb3rrymi1k_ Год назад

    amazing video rt, absolutely lost it at the jackbox games reference

  • @polgara888
    @polgara888 Год назад +6

    4:28 WHY DOES GOD SOUND LIKE MY DAD ASKING ME TO HELP HIM WITH A COMPUTER PROBLEM

  • @sethaquauis
    @sethaquauis Год назад +833

    I would actually kill to watch a stream where he goes through a physical copy of the bible and adds annotations and corrections as an english student

    • @blazerheata6479
      @blazerheata6479 Год назад +108

      Christian upbringing: I sleep
      RT saying that reading the bible is an important part of academic literature: AWAKE

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify Год назад +67

      @@blazerheata6479 fun fact: The Bible is one of the most translated literature work, and also had been the forefront of academic linguistic research for its translation work.

    • @nom1489
      @nom1489 Год назад +4

      That would be a real RUclips stream.

  • @SteakToad
    @SteakToad Год назад +540

    I'm not a religous man, but Rt can make anything into a youtube moment

    • @cosmicgenesis1581
      @cosmicgenesis1581 Год назад +17

      hes such a youtube

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 Год назад +7

      @@cosmicgenesis1581 Don't say that about RT! He's a youtube

    • @karl1801
      @karl1801 Год назад +5

      as a religious man I thought this was hilarious, certainly one of the RUclips moments of all time

  • @zanepickering8810
    @zanepickering8810 Год назад +3

    Opens revelations: "why do I hear boss music?"

  • @ECasThat
    @ECasThat Год назад

    Lovely to see you again RT.

  • @asher879
    @asher879 Год назад +336

    I didn't expect Dan to be able to extract 10 whole minutes of entertainment from the bible of all things

    • @mesmoe-rizing
      @mesmoe-rizing Год назад +23

      They managed to extract multiple religions out of it

    • @dimensional7915
      @dimensional7915 Год назад +29

      well I mean he did make people watch paint dry so this is honestly an easy move for him

    • @SilverFoxSpirit97
      @SilverFoxSpirit97 Год назад

      That's a real youtube move right there

  • @webeewaboo
    @webeewaboo Год назад +406

    I can only imagine Markiplier doing a lets play of the Bible

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 Год назад +6

      I want him to read with the same voice he read the notes in Outlast 2. 😂

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 Год назад +6

      @@geekzombie8795 Yep! He legit sounds like a southern baptist preacher. 😂

    • @filmrevenge
      @filmrevenge Год назад +2

      Or old Achievement Hunter - "LLLLLLet's Pray!"

    • @manny_menin022
      @manny_menin022 Год назад +2

      "Was that the rise of the lord?!" - Markiplier probably

  • @petradegroot3578
    @petradegroot3578 Год назад

    You are a real RUclips, keep up the good work 👍🏼
    I didn’t know the bible got it’s own game now😂

  • @kittelwatne3527
    @kittelwatne3527 Год назад +1

    You're such a RUclips, and i love it.

  • @jacobweinberg1596
    @jacobweinberg1596 Год назад +756

    My favorite part was when Dan said "RUclips" and RUclipsd all over the place.
    Truly a RUclips moment

  • @thanatoast
    @thanatoast Год назад +158

    So nice of RT to highlight small creators like God, really shows a love for the community

  • @miranda.w22
    @miranda.w22 Год назад +14

    The Bible is now oddly enough one of my favorite RT videos of recent time. This man made the bible into comedy just by being himself

  • @ytuser4562
    @ytuser4562 Год назад +2

    I don’t understand how RT can make even the Bible funny

  • @ethohalfslab
    @ethohalfslab Год назад +87

    It's crazy that someone woke up one day and thought "I should make The Bible in Renpy"

  • @coreymullikin3975
    @coreymullikin3975 Год назад +112

    Good to see RT chose the Bible Scarlet version, I love the version exclusive disciples!

    • @The_Mission_Master
      @The_Mission_Master Год назад +15

      personaly. im a fan of Bible Colloseum!

    • @egg-cafe
      @egg-cafe Год назад +9

      @@The_Mission_Masterreally, what about bible rumble for the nintendo wii™️

    • @Sevendiamond639
      @Sevendiamond639 Год назад +2

      As much as I like The Bible Scarlet, Judas’ outfit fits better with his character in The Bible Violet

  • @FriendlyBlender
    @FriendlyBlender 7 месяцев назад

    I watch this whenever i call in sick to work bc its just the absolute perfect storm for me

  • @kirbomatic1573
    @kirbomatic1573 Год назад +3

    now that there's a digital copy of the bible, I would love to see a bible speedrun

  • @MayaIsLonely
    @MayaIsLonely Год назад +366

    Gotta love 11 minutes of absolutely youtube content
    Also love that the bible is literally just a visual novel now

  • @SmithBrady26
    @SmithBrady26 Год назад +802

    As a Pastor, this was absolutely hilarious. A real RUclips moment, if you will.
    Glad you’re back, Dan!

  • @robotjesus555666
    @robotjesus555666 Год назад +1

    Go RT!!! You are on THE trending page!!!

  • @julesburn
    @julesburn Год назад

    Dan, you ol' son of a RUclips, you've done it again!

  • @meloowl2
    @meloowl2 Год назад +194

    This man made us watch him reading the bible on a Purple livestream website and now he's making us watch him read the bible in a red video website again, this is a real lad my guys.

  • @jaimeborjasmolina9544
    @jaimeborjasmolina9544 Год назад +308

    I remember when my grandparents introduced me to this classic board game. Nice to see they're actually digitalizing it.

  • @tarekmoneimsaid
    @tarekmoneimsaid Год назад +1

    great! We need a contest to determine which is the best Bible game, but I think it'll be a close contest between this one, Super Noah's Ark 3D and Catechumen :D

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher Год назад +1

      Life of Christ, (1999)
      It's not even close.

  • @AaronCorr
    @AaronCorr Год назад +1

    7:32 missed opportunity to say "whatever floats your pope"

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 Год назад +195

    0:33 the delivery of that line was perfect. Absolutely broke me

    • @bobjeff3943
      @bobjeff3943 Год назад +18

      You mean the delivery of that line was youtube

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter Год назад +4

      They patched out the infinite food glitch

  • @SilverPisces5662
    @SilverPisces5662 Год назад +172

    You’re a real RUclips to do a bible playthrough. I doubt those RUclipss at RUclips will demonetize this

    • @exotic1405
      @exotic1405 Год назад +1

      This is just gonna be a inside joke now isn't it?

    • @joaouwu9998
      @joaouwu9998 Год назад +5

      @@exotic1405 yep

  • @0RawWasHere0
    @0RawWasHere0 Год назад

    I laughed out loud when you censored using youtube, that's amazing. Very youtube moment!

  • @tonymarik1649
    @tonymarik1649 Год назад

    The amount of RUclips content here is really RUclips amazing

  • @unoriginalname2050
    @unoriginalname2050 Год назад +237

    RT's return is a certified RUclips moment, welcome back

    • @rorycannon7295
      @rorycannon7295 Год назад +6

      Isn’t a RUclips a bad thing?

    • @yourlocalpsychopath3924
      @yourlocalpsychopath3924 Год назад +18

      @@rorycannon7295 you're such a youtube for pointing that out

    • @Kookie4uu
      @Kookie4uu Год назад +6

      @@yourlocalpsychopath3924you’re such a youtube for that

    • @unoriginalname2050
      @unoriginalname2050 Год назад +6

      @@Kookie4uu you absolute RUclips

    • @chandlenian
      @chandlenian Год назад +2

      @@rorycannon7295 you youtubing youtube

  • @DragonSlyr1
    @DragonSlyr1 Год назад +142

    Dan can literally thank God for getting him a Nintendo Wii.

  • @ten.seconds
    @ten.seconds Год назад +1

    I recognize the engine! This is made in RenPy, which is primarily a visual novel engine. That's why there's a "Q" in the load screen for quicksaves.

  • @battleclocker
    @battleclocker Год назад +7

    i'd probably unironically watch a blind let's play of The Bible