TF2 Heights Don't Make Any Sense

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @SquimJim
    @SquimJim  8 месяцев назад +211

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    • @C.A._Old
      @C.A._Old 8 месяцев назад +3

      *holy hell. we still dont have comic 7 in 7 years. who knows bay raitt what he is doing right now?*

    • @The_Recruit
      @The_Recruit 8 месяцев назад +2

      wait a sec, wouldn't you be measuring average height from the time that Tf2 takes place rather than modern day to take into perspective how tall they'd be on a logical scale and whether that'd consider them short or not?

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  8 месяцев назад +5

      @The_Recruit There is VERY little difference in the average height now vs the 1960s. At no time in modern history would 5'6" be above average.

    • @The_Recruit
      @The_Recruit 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@SquimJim Thanks for responding, this was when I was about 3 mins into the video.
      The standard in 19272 (when tf2 roughly takes place after MvM) was 5'9 so your video remains correct.
      Good video :3

    • @MicrowavedGod
      @MicrowavedGod 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@SquimJim *MAKE THE SPEED ONE OR I WILL STEAL YOUR SKELETON*

  • @KishinAubrey
    @KishinAubrey 8 месяцев назад +3855

    50 iq: the 4chan height chart is correct
    100 iq: the 4chan height chart is arbitrary and incorrect
    200 iq: the 4chan height chart is correct

    • @goobertgum
      @goobertgum 8 месяцев назад +134

      so true mastema. this post was fact checked by true law aligned individuals

    • @kdevelopergw
      @kdevelopergw 8 месяцев назад +119

      the bell curve tolls

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 8 месяцев назад +19

      Should be more like 85, 100, 115

    • @ComfortsSpecter
      @ComfortsSpecter 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@drdca8263Yeah
      80-100 Really Isn’t All That

    • @ComfortsSpecter
      @ComfortsSpecter 8 месяцев назад +13

      We have Gone Full Freedom and Full Circle
      Perfection

  • @nikeiyomiuri2728
    @nikeiyomiuri2728 8 месяцев назад +1992

    Knowing tf2 lore I would believe it if someone told me that the reason everyone is so short is because back in the olden days people above 5’9 were executed for witchcraft until the tall genes got wiped out

    • @Putrid_N_Stupid
      @Putrid_N_Stupid 8 месяцев назад +320

      Unironically would fit in 100% with the TF2 canon

    • @dumpanimator
      @dumpanimator 8 месяцев назад +52

      But still merasmus is not as tall as on game if you see comic
      In fact he just at same size as soldier

    • @nickythehickey
      @nickythehickey 8 месяцев назад +115

      ⁠@@dumpanimatorwho are we to assume merasmus can’t change his size at will

    • @foxy-48514
      @foxy-48514 8 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@dumpanimatorhe's a wizard

    • @xiphosura413
      @xiphosura413 8 месяцев назад +63

      Perhaps this is why in the setting Australians are so huge, Australium shields them from the shrinking effect and makes them as tall as they actually are.

  • @SquibGourmand
    @SquibGourmand 8 месяцев назад +2364

    Wow, a world where 5'6" is considered tall! Where might someone find this place? Asking for a friend.

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  8 месяцев назад +736

      Tell everyone you know that you're as tall as Heavy from TF2.

    • @GenericPhantom1
      @GenericPhantom1 8 месяцев назад +164

      THE Philippines!!! But that requires great sacrifice.

    • @Adolphus_of-bysantanium
      @Adolphus_of-bysantanium 8 месяцев назад +28

      South asia i guess

    • @SuperZePe2
      @SuperZePe2 8 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@GenericPhantom1 What's thay sacriface?

    • @phospenguillite8895
      @phospenguillite8895 8 месяцев назад +20

      Third world countries.

  • @funnydude69
    @funnydude69 8 месяцев назад +2843

    "take it like a man, shorty" -- the shortest class in a game that can be classified as a dwarf

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 8 месяцев назад +258

      I think that's engineer's voice line for dominating another engineer💀he knows

    • @phantomblue523
      @phantomblue523 8 месяцев назад +111

      Engie is projecting.

    • @ajmickey6747
      @ajmickey6747 8 месяцев назад +110

      @@blacklight683 funnily enough it isnt, its just a voiceline for a melee kill

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 8 месяцев назад +24

      @@ajmickey6747 oh... I never actually knew there was melee kill voice lines💀

    • @moonlitlake
      @moonlitlake 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@blacklight683 I thought it was a domination line for when an engie dominates a scout 😭 I might be wrong but idk

  • @Mrkarton
    @Mrkarton 8 месяцев назад +1423

    To be honest there is a good chance that 4chan heights were used while making the comics.

    • @RedFlame796
      @RedFlame796 8 месяцев назад +317

      That's possible, if the artist didn't have any height chart on hand they could have googled it and assumed the first result was correct, it has happened a couple of times in the Transformers franchise

    • @buttersddragon
      @buttersddragon 8 месяцев назад +144

      ​@@RedFlame796 as a veteran fnaf fan since all the way back in the fnaf 1 days... don't even get me started on official sources using fan content 💀

    • @Edamori
      @Edamori 8 месяцев назад +60

      That's exactly what I thought, the reason why the guess was exactly correct is because the guess was used as a resource in the first place!

    • @heavysbeltbuckle
      @heavysbeltbuckle 8 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@buttersddragon Seriously, was Splinks ever paid for official merch using his models?

    • @LucasTF
      @LucasTF 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@heavysbeltbuckleUsually not Splinks

  • @postaldude9779
    @postaldude9779 8 месяцев назад +6423

    What 6 years with no Update does

  • @maskofthedragon
    @maskofthedragon 8 месяцев назад +625

    An anon getting it completely right from guesswork is pretty on brand

  • @TheSteelPuffin
    @TheSteelPuffin 8 месяцев назад +1115

    measure spy's cigarette and find the difference between that and an average cigarette then multiply every merc on screen by that amount.

    • @razorbladeflamingo3635
      @razorbladeflamingo3635 8 месяцев назад +90

      That's... actually a great idea!

    • @noahthecrazy1632
      @noahthecrazy1632 8 месяцев назад +284

      Americans are desperate not to use the metric system

    • @commitfelonyfeline
      @commitfelonyfeline 8 месяцев назад +30

      Cigarettes burn away

    • @rotothedragonlord7198
      @rotothedragonlord7198 8 месяцев назад +129

      I scaled the disguise kit model to fit the width of the cigarette from his mouth to discover he uses 100mm cigarettes. After stacking cigarettes I determined spy is 23 100mm cigarettes tall. So Spy is apparently over 7 feet tall if he smokes true 100mm cigarettes. Even if we say the disguise kit is wrong and he smokes regular cigarettes in the 75ishmm range, he's still close to or over 7 feet based on what I can tell.

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 8 месяцев назад +8

      I suspect they'd be even smaller since that cigarette is not an average cigarette in 2024.

  • @trueblue1056
    @trueblue1056 8 месяцев назад +337

    i'm pretty sure that the artist behind that panel googled how tall the merc's are and they found that 4chan height chart and just made it canon

  • @tyrusing
    @tyrusing 8 месяцев назад +957

    Engi is living proof that dwarves are the true master race. Just look at him, the shortest merc yet also the one that carries his team the hardest.

  • @TwoHeadedMeerkat
    @TwoHeadedMeerkat 8 месяцев назад +500

    The actual height of the mercenaries tying back to the beginning and proving the 4Chan user correct is the truest epitome of "I don't know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the correct answer."

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 8 месяцев назад

      It's 4chan so it's more like "You crazy sonovabitch, you did it". Because he actually used the correct formula. It's everybody else who was wrong. We discovered what he knew all along... Fucking 4chan with its arcane knowledge

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад +8

      Hey, still worth a point. Now wrap the answer into a sentence and you got another point.

    • @TwoHeadedMeerkat
      @TwoHeadedMeerkat 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@HappyBeezerStudios I have no idea what you just said, but you phrased it in such a way that I feel oddly compelled to agree. 2 points for you then

  • @Shotgunshogun_
    @Shotgunshogun_ 8 месяцев назад +1126

    Never underestimate a 4chan user with nothing to do about his useless math he probably crunched the numbers for hours

    • @DMAN99
      @DMAN99 8 месяцев назад +84

      4chan aka Weaponized Autism.

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@DMAN99 im autistic and this joke is hillarious

    • @yourunclejoe9500
      @yourunclejoe9500 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@aidenyorke2132 that's cool but i dont think anyone needed to know

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 8 месяцев назад

      @@yourunclejoe9500 shut

    • @porgjongro
      @porgjongro 8 месяцев назад +6

      It's from tf2chan and it (was) filled with women

  • @MASRIDER777
    @MASRIDER777 8 месяцев назад +206

    2:45 Heavy: I can deny it no longer…. I am small

  • @ninjasuperman9538
    @ninjasuperman9538 8 месяцев назад +356

    My guess is that no one every really thought about it until the comics and then Googled their way into the 4chan chart and worked from there. Valve (at the time) strikes me as a company that would rather it look and play good before being lord accurate as well as the lore for TF2 kinda being an afterthought

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  8 месяцев назад +119

      I was actually thinking the same thing. I wouldn't be surprised if that's what happened!

  • @tragnemalm
    @tragnemalm 8 месяцев назад +164

    The engineer technically classifies as a dwarf?
    *rock and stone, partner*

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 8 месяцев назад +2

      For Karl! Yeeee-Haww!

    • @wr3nche5
      @wr3nche5 8 месяцев назад +4

      the engineer class DOES exist in DRG
      along with scout

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@wr3nche5 Ye-heah! Rock n' stone, leaf lovah'! WOO!

    • @stevenchen6788
      @stevenchen6788 4 месяца назад

      One sentry gun, ready to be built!

  • @alexbluecyndaquil
    @alexbluecyndaquil 8 месяцев назад +487

    The level 3 sentry gun is the same height as Charizard

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 8 месяцев назад +38

      Engineer's buildings could be pokemon-

    • @tf_is_this_shit
      @tf_is_this_shit 8 месяцев назад +5

      Holy shit

    • @NovaAge
      @NovaAge 8 месяцев назад +5

      A fair fight then? ­*­Holsters The Wrangler­*­

    • @taylor3512
      @taylor3512 8 месяцев назад +9

      Sentry gun I choose you!

    • @NovaAge
      @NovaAge 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@taylor3512 Sentry gun used a gun, it's super effective!

  • @Tneal78
    @Tneal78 8 месяцев назад +117

    My headcannon after watching this is that the entire tf2 world is just a slightly smaller version than ours.

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor 7 месяцев назад +2

      Average heights today are taller than they used to be so it could just be the time period

  • @riraru_zorik
    @riraru_zorik 8 месяцев назад +20

    4chan creating the biggest headcanon from scratch that revealed to be canon later on is the most 4chan thing i've ever heard. Bonus if the headcanon was attempt at misinformation

  • @the_hiroman
    @the_hiroman 8 месяцев назад +146

    Remember, Team Fortress 2 takes place in the 60's, and back then the average height was smaller than today's.

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 8 месяцев назад +55

      It really wasn't notably different. People don't just get taller over time, they just get shorter when there is poor nutrition, as was the case for most of history until recently. The 1960s isn't so far in the past that an average person then would be considerably shorter than one now.

    • @donbasuradenuevo
      @donbasuradenuevo 8 месяцев назад +23

      @@tau-5794 Oh hello, "Acshuallyyyyyyy" guy that never fails to always shows up.

    • @tau-5794
      @tau-5794 8 месяцев назад +28

      @@donbasuradenuevo Bro who asked

    • @the_hiroman
      @the_hiroman 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@donbasuradenuevo LOL

    • @donbasuradenuevo
      @donbasuradenuevo 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@tau-5794 Same could be said about your comment XD

  • @outofideas42
    @outofideas42 8 месяцев назад +56

    A master of his runes (blueprints) and a master craftsman of unmatched weaponry. Engie is a true dwarf.

  • @iminumst7827
    @iminumst7827 8 месяцев назад +42

    Statistician : Let's assume the median class Spy is the average male height 5'6.
    Scientists: Let's compare the heights of the class to the heights of known objects in their environment.
    Mathmeticians: Lets use the defined hammer unit to inch conversion ratio.
    Historians: Let's assume the height of Spy matches what is recorded in the comic.
    4Chan: I just guessed lol

    • @monkeeboy830
      @monkeeboy830 8 месяцев назад +5

      and somehow, the guy on 4chan was right.

  • @QuintessentialWalrus
    @QuintessentialWalrus 8 месяцев назад +97

    Quick note about Hammer Units from a Source mapper: 1 HU is actually equivalent to 1 American inch, but only for characters and props. Walls, floors, ceilings, and doors use the 1 HU = 0.75 inch scale because it's more compatible with Hammer's grid system (long story) and it helps levels feel less claustrophobic. HOWEVER, the extra complication here is that TF2's character models are intentionally made larger than the characters in other Source games, so these scales are meaningless for TF2 specifically. For example, in HU the Engineer is actually taller than Coach, the tallest character in L4D2 who's supposed to be 6'3".

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, there is a default, but a developer doesn't has to use that default.

    • @thewolfofthestars1847
      @thewolfofthestars1847 7 месяцев назад +15

      6'4" Engineer will haunt my nightmares

    • @Peusterokos1
      @Peusterokos1 5 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@thewolfofthestars1847 take it like a man, shortie

  • @DT-Source
    @DT-Source 8 месяцев назад +164

    Glad i could help out Squim!

    • @_Dot_Mp4_
      @_Dot_Mp4_ 8 месяцев назад +3

      This comment appeared as soon as you were mentioned

    • @DT-Source
      @DT-Source 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@_Dot_Mp4_I am the Master of Timing.

  • @truestbluu
    @truestbluu 8 месяцев назад +70

    i mean heavy has the proportions of a gorilla

    • @GeZz.
      @GeZz. 7 месяцев назад +6

      yeah long arms, short legs

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 8 месяцев назад +35

    5 bucks says the comic artists referenced the 4Chan height chart.

  • @Bbing888
    @Bbing888 8 месяцев назад +78

    I honestly think it's less likely that the 4chan guy made a really good guess, and more likely that a certain artist at valve had to google the character's heights and found that image... Which is pretty funny if true.

  • @gamingmoth4542
    @gamingmoth4542 8 месяцев назад +74

    Soldier also wears Jungle Boots which probably give him an extra 2 to 3 inches.

  • @ColonelKlink1965
    @ColonelKlink1965 8 месяцев назад +160

    Casual reminder that the last major update came out on October 20, 2017.

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 8 месяцев назад +12

      How tf did Jungle Inferno come out 7 years ago

    • @ColonelKlink1965
      @ColonelKlink1965 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@bruhbruh-us6gl It did, that's how.

    • @secondBAR
      @secondBAR 8 месяцев назад +11

      Competitive reminder that the last major update came out on October 20, 2017.

    • @ColonelKlink1965
      @ColonelKlink1965 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@secondBAR You said the c word, how could you?

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy 7 месяцев назад +3

      When TF2 was 10 years and 10 days old.

  • @Subject_Keter
    @Subject_Keter 8 месяцев назад +345

    What 6 updates with no years does

    • @the_average_zelda_player
      @the_average_zelda_player 8 месяцев назад +4

      Do you mean what 6 years with no update does (still funny though)

    •  8 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@the_average_zelda_playerswitching words to make something weird.

    • @themikays
      @themikays 8 месяцев назад +4

      the fact i read this three times to realize it's (intentionally) worded wrong lol

    • @proving9606
      @proving9606 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@the_average_zelda_player He meant what he meant

    • @Ojito33
      @Ojito33 8 месяцев назад +2

      Does years with 6 no updates what

  • @-RandomStranger-
    @-RandomStranger- 8 месяцев назад +53

    2:55 counter argument: Heavy isnt an American man, hes *Russian* man

    • @P-Bean
      @P-Bean 8 месяцев назад +12

      He is a global man.

  • @moony_otter
    @moony_otter 8 месяцев назад +127

    I'm a nerd and must nerd out
    Giant Snipers do exist in Two Cities as Giant Huntsman Snipers :)
    That's my uhm ackshully moment, thank you for your time!

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  8 месяцев назад +46

      The wiki says those are 1.5X size! Semi-giants?

    • @moony_otter
      @moony_otter 8 месяцев назад +12

      @@SquimJim Only a spy would lie about being a giant like that!
      the TF2 MVM lore deepens

    • @wizardii4961
      @wizardii4961 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@moony_otter Those are not giants. They lack attributes Miniboss. Additionally they can be instantly be killed via backstabs.

    • @Ultimaximus
      @Ultimaximus 8 месяцев назад +4

      Imagine being wrong when doing an uhm ackshully

    • @moony_otter
      @moony_otter 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@wizardii4961 I got out-uhm ackshully'd :(
      lol gg, yeah i never really noticed the difference, personally, but that was my bad

  • @mak3x7
    @mak3x7 8 месяцев назад +9

    Thats not spys official hight, a spy of his caliber knows how to fake his height.

    • @Silly_lil_guy66
      @Silly_lil_guy66 4 месяца назад +1

      "Like i said, i'm 6'4"
      - person who is in fact, 5'2

  • @eylookvulheimiik7538
    @eylookvulheimiik7538 8 месяцев назад +295

    They all grew up in the 1920s-30s ish era, they probably few up very malnourished

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 8 месяцев назад +92

      I don't know if that entirely justifies it. Scout, for example, certainly grew up in the 40s and 50s, during the most economically prosperous era in the US. I would believe malnutition for Medic, Soldier, and Heavy, though.

    • @fojisan2398
      @fojisan2398 8 месяцев назад +69

      ​@@megariggedDemoman also canonically confirmed to be very malnourished, thiugh that seems to be by choice.

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 8 месяцев назад +10

      @@fojisan2398 Oh, really? Where?I don't remember that, although I definitely believe it.

    • @fojisan2398
      @fojisan2398 8 месяцев назад

      @@megarigged That panel where Demo has an internal monologue with his organs leaving him because of his alcoholism and Spy mentioning how he "lives off of grain alcohol"

    • @mekhie.r.duncan3825
      @mekhie.r.duncan3825 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@megariggedin the comics when Pauling demo and spy are captured by the old team fortress

  • @randomnessnecesity9627
    @randomnessnecesity9627 8 месяцев назад +5

    7:16 I was half expecting “not only is he standing at a perfect 6 feet tall, but the spy HAS A GUN!”

  • @SyToX
    @SyToX 4 месяца назад +5

    For what it's worth, I've taken a different approach. One of the few identifiable objects in the game are the Scout's dog tags, which according to the US military are 1.125" x 2.0".
    Then I went into SFM, copy-pasted and stacked these dogtags on their long end right next to Scout(without the hat).
    Which ended up being 35.88 dog tags, which is 71.76", or 5'11.76" or 182.27 cm.

  • @SiFWolf
    @SiFWolf 8 месяцев назад +54

    9:50 Jim, iirc giant robo- engineers, sniper, and spy were using the default MiniBoss size which is 1.75 times bigger than their regular variant.. which is pretty silly for what they're supposed to do.

  • @charleschamp9826
    @charleschamp9826 8 месяцев назад +29

    Since the height guide from 4chan is from years before the comic, perhaps the artists just googled TF2 Class Heights and used it as a reference.

  • @YaboiAware
    @YaboiAware 8 месяцев назад +13

    Something to note about Heavy usually towering over Scout, Scout is almost always slouched in game, or at least has his knees bent and his centre of mass lower than it should be (for what I can only assume is for balance)

  • @xScruffyDaSasquatchx
    @xScruffyDaSasquatchx 8 месяцев назад +7

    Wonderful video. As a Halo modder we deal with the same issue. The "lore" height assumes Master Chief is exactly 7ft but the direct export height is like 5ft something.

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 8 месяцев назад +25

    Prolly need to find an in-game item that either has One Single Possible Size (like from standardization) or is literally a tool for measuring size/distance if you wanna be TRUE certain.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад +3

      One person here used Spy's cigarette to measure. I suggested taking a gun barrel. Then there are obviously the oil drums on many maps. And pieces of wood like the bridge on 2fort, which most likely are bought following a standard and not custom tooled. Individual steps on staircases might also work, they aren't always the same, but fall into a pattern that is comfortable to use.

  • @doctormedic2682
    @doctormedic2682 8 месяцев назад +59

    Fantasy world? Short? 5’6 is HUGE! Giant. Enormous. Well endowed as some may say I think.
    No I’m not coping, you’re coping 😡

    • @orionbarnes1733
      @orionbarnes1733 3 месяца назад

      what if we coped together 😳

    • @aquafox_x
      @aquafox_x 21 день назад

      5'6 is tall in my world... (5'1.5)

  • @NovaAge
    @NovaAge 8 месяцев назад +65

    Dyslexia, figure one: I somehow read that as "TF2 _heists_ make no sense" and somehow was convinced that stands for... Payday 2.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 8 месяцев назад +10

      Tayfay 2!

    • @Dmanthepowerful
      @Dmanthepowerful 8 месяцев назад +6

      I misread it as “TF2 Highlights make no sense” and thought it was going to be trashing on highlight reels lol

    • @Pangloss6413
      @Pangloss6413 6 месяцев назад

      Your pfp is worrying

    • @NovaAge
      @NovaAge 6 месяцев назад

      @@Pangloss6413 I don't even what it is

  • @commanderboom2626
    @commanderboom2626 8 месяцев назад +17

    The scaling difference in TF2 is something you can see between different versions of hammer. If you take a TF2 character into a map correctly scaled for half-life, the TF2 characters will have trouble moving around in some areas. Likewise when playing a TF2 map in a game like Gmod the map will appear slightly larger than in TF2.

  • @Chaos_Vergil
    @Chaos_Vergil 8 месяцев назад +8

    Here's my theory as to how they got the 4chan post got the height right: they made an assumption for the heights and the makers of TF2 and the comics saw that and said "Yeah, that seems accurate" and made those the officials heights

  • @davidmacdonald1855
    @davidmacdonald1855 8 месяцев назад +6

    I always took that original height chart picture as being official. Glad you dug deeper and enjoyed how you looked at a bunch of different sources (figures, hammer units, comics etc.) Really well done video:)

  • @jakethom2968
    @jakethom2968 6 месяцев назад +3

    I like how magic existing is more believable than someone being 5'6

  • @HappyGingerWolf
    @HappyGingerWolf 8 месяцев назад +2

    Maybe the comic artists googled the merc heights and saw the 4chan thread, thus accidentally making it become canon

  • @vxnished99
    @vxnished99 8 месяцев назад +19

    Today I had a very strange low.
    I started watching Latin American Inca documentaries and Chris Marker video essays and eventually ended up watching a video about the height of TF2 characters.

  • @diegov1743
    @diegov1743 8 месяцев назад +12

    Doesn't Valve have a real life sentry in its HQ? Someone could measure it lol

  • @NoelJoyeux8
    @NoelJoyeux8 8 месяцев назад +12

    When it comes to niche research and guesswork, 4chan is actually a pretty reliable source. They've cracked multiple cyphers that comic authors created, correctly predicted secret twist endings to shows, and even tracked down a flag in the middle of nowhere using vapor trails and star charts

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 8 месяцев назад +70

    We all know by now that an average 4chan user with too much time on their hands may as well be special ops.

    • @AlmyTheAlien
      @AlmyTheAlien 8 месяцев назад +11

      A bunch of teenagers triangulating contrails and weather patterns solely to screw with Shia Lebouf's flag is still the most simultaneously terrifying and hilarious thing I've ever seen.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад

      But how many of them have over 300 confirmed kills and are trained in gorilla warfare?

  • @ronanclark2129
    @ronanclark2129 8 месяцев назад +8

    People when they thought you'd be taller:

  • @MrGameAndSketch
    @MrGameAndSketch 3 месяца назад +1

    they said sniper being 6'1 was an arbitrary guess to hide the fact that they used arcane magic to find the correct answer

  • @Ophidius7
    @Ophidius7 8 месяцев назад +9

    Ngl, engie the dwarf makes sense to me
    Also sniper is cheating, he has lifts in his shoes that engie made for him so he could peek over walls better

  • @Small_child_punter
    @Small_child_punter 8 месяцев назад +9

    Well done on whoever did that height chart! Perfectly accurate guess! I hope he’s still around enough to see this video and learn how right he is.
    That said, for total accuracy, all the mercs would be a little shorter without their boots on. They all have heels, sniper probably has the most pronounced ones.

  • @thelunchking4069
    @thelunchking4069 8 месяцев назад +20

    Its funnier to think that all of the mercs are manlets in a huge brawl
    Also isn’t there an in game scale or something in the spawn room? If it has legible numbers that could be more accurate to the in game heights

  • @ignaciomontiel5550
    @ignaciomontiel5550 6 месяцев назад +7

    4:42 I don't think it is impossible for Heavy to be 208.28 cm tall. I mean, he's supposed to be a walking wall with a big gun in a fictional world. The door of my bathroom is 210 cm and, comparing the door with a real world TF2 Heavy, i can actually tell that it's very plausible that he is that tall

    • @JohnNoir
      @JohnNoir 4 месяца назад

      Heavy seems to be around that height in the comics, he even makes Scout and Soldier who aren't that short look tiny

  • @aneasteregg8171
    @aneasteregg8171 8 месяцев назад +43

    But how tall is Merasmus?!

    • @Markiz93
      @Markiz93 8 месяцев назад +10

      Merasmus seems to be based on Sniper model scaled up to be twice as tall as him.

    • @dumpanimator
      @dumpanimator 8 месяцев назад +19

      Merasmus in game and comic have different size tho
      In the comic Doom-mates his height is just a few inch taller from soldier and a woman on that comic
      But sience he can alter human size it is not really surprise if he actually just increase his height in game

    • @pelinalwhitestrake3367
      @pelinalwhitestrake3367 5 месяцев назад +3

      Merasmus is as tall as he wants to at the moment.

  • @orionbarnes1733
    @orionbarnes1733 3 месяца назад +1

    Can't believe you gave me a glimmer of hope where maybe, just maybe, I'd be taller than engineer, just to snatch it away and demonstrate the 4chan height chart was correct all along.

  • @QuintonMurdock
    @QuintonMurdock 8 месяцев назад +12

    It’s similar to how the dwarves in DRG are like 9 feet tall

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 8 месяцев назад +1

      What?!

    • @rorystockley5969
      @rorystockley5969 8 месяцев назад +1

      How is that calculated?

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 8 месяцев назад +2

      DRG uses the Unreal Engine, which uses metric units.
      The dwarves are 1.5 metres tall. Or, 150 cm, or 4 ft 11 in.

  • @Docteur_Hex
    @Docteur_Hex 6 месяцев назад +4

    Now we need the heights of :
    -Pauling
    -Saxton Hale
    -Headless Horseless Horseman
    -Merasmus

  • @omppusolttu5799
    @omppusolttu5799 8 месяцев назад +4

    What are the odds the comic makers were unsure about how tall the spy was and decided to just look it up assuming someone had properly done the math? (I'm thinking pretty high)

  • @DakkaScrappa
    @DakkaScrappa 8 месяцев назад +7

    while tf2 has no major update in years heavy weapons guy took his time off and flown to canopy to take a vacation

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 8 месяцев назад +33

    Some 4channer: "I'll just assume that.. sniper is 6.1 and base the heights of others from that. Idk."
    SquimJim years later: "After several sources to get a believable height chart... son of a bitch he's right!"
    Math teacher: "Idk how, but you used the wrong method yet the right answer!"

  • @cheeseboi8891
    @cheeseboi8891 8 месяцев назад +43

    maybe everything in texas isn't bigger…

    • @shadowknight_2505
      @shadowknight_2505 8 месяцев назад +1

      😭😭😭

    • @DuckysTales
      @DuckysTales 6 месяцев назад

      who says it was about height :) something is deff bigg on the texas engineer

    • @randomtexanguy9563
      @randomtexanguy9563 6 месяцев назад

      lies, the texas state capitol in austin is bigger than the us capitol in dc

  • @rockowlgamer631
    @rockowlgamer631 8 месяцев назад +101

    All I know is being 6'2" myself sucks, my dad 6'4" himself can agree with me being tall sucks.
    Finding pants with proper length, finding good seats that don't scrunch our legs, possibly banging our heads atop of door frames, etc.
    Enjoy being short.

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 8 месяцев назад +19

      short privilege

    • @jessehunter362
      @jessehunter362 8 месяцев назад +3

      lord i wish i was shorter

    • @Adolphus_of-bysantanium
      @Adolphus_of-bysantanium 8 месяцев назад +28

      Nah average is better than both

    • @the_epic_memer553
      @the_epic_memer553 8 месяцев назад +43

      You're lucky. As a 5'5 man, I have to climb up a mountain just to get in bed. Good news tho is that a savage size slim jim is about a years worth of food.

    • @jessehunter362
      @jessehunter362 8 месяцев назад +3

      ⁠@@the_epic_memer553 you can just sleep on the floor, it works fine.

  • @graphitewarrior
    @graphitewarrior 8 месяцев назад +10

    Dude this is such a perfect representation of the awkward height to real world translation in TF2. I tried doing this for fun once and I was doing (much looser) Game Theory style door measurements. Seeing someone else get the same answers feels vindicating, I thought I was just bad at math XD

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 месяцев назад +1

      Keep in mind that doors in games tend to be larger than in real life. And that is for regular doors like in houses. Most doors on the maps are extra large.

  • @Crazy_Dave_-lv2pu
    @Crazy_Dave_-lv2pu 8 месяцев назад +6

    Giant sniper bots do appear as the giant huntsman snipers on one of the mannhattan missions.

  • @Ksawerytab2
    @Ksawerytab2 3 месяца назад +2

    engineer is height of actual children

  • @lordlammi1562
    @lordlammi1562 8 месяцев назад +3

    Heavy being 6'10 is perfectly plausible.

  • @GeZz.
    @GeZz. 7 месяцев назад +2

    is funny that engi has a response that he says "take it a like a man , shorty" and he is the shortest of the team LOL

  • @foolofdaggers7555
    @foolofdaggers7555 8 месяцев назад +11

    wait. i can combine the hammer unit to real world measurement conversion with another piece of random knowledge I've had for years. the gay miniatures from night at the museum are exactly three hammer units tall.
    and somehow this is actually going to be really useful because i'm trying to build the entire museum from night at the museum (as it appears in canon, which is entirely different from the museum they used to film the exterior shots) in hammer.

  • @stroodleloodle2909
    @stroodleloodle2909 8 месяцев назад +2

    The artist who made the thumbnail deserves a platonic smooch for their masterpiece

  • @supermaro2349
    @supermaro2349 8 месяцев назад +3

    I wonder what that would make Ms Paulings height since I would assume her standing next to scout shows her to be a bit shorter than him in expiration date so maybe around 5 feet 7 inches would be my guess

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo 4 месяца назад +2

    Engie: *is 5’6”*
    Me: *is 5’6”*
    It’s all adding up now

  • @pyrofromtf2
    @pyrofromtf2 8 месяцев назад +88

    I am Pyro. I have become real.

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  8 месяцев назад +37

      Hello real Pyro

    • @AceW.Kermitcat
      @AceW.Kermitcat 8 месяцев назад +7

      *Dear God…*

    • @mikeyaftony2464
      @mikeyaftony2464 8 месяцев назад +12

      Real pyro wouldn't say this
      Real pyro would probably say something along the lines of: "WOW ❤🍭🍭❤️‍🔥💛🍬🍫🍬👍💘💚😍🍥😭🍫❤️‍🔥🍭🍫🍬💚🍬🍥❤️‍🔥👍😍💘💚"

    • @jk0273
      @jk0273 8 месяцев назад +1

    • @pyrofromtf2
      @pyrofromtf2 8 месяцев назад

      @@SquimJim hi!

  • @TheChowder001
    @TheChowder001 8 месяцев назад +2

    For all we know an artist making the comic might've googled the height and came across that same info and just went with it

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 8 месяцев назад +8

    Wow, I guess I'm taller than Heavy. Even though he could still probably break me like a twig...

  • @alicepbg2042
    @alicepbg2042 8 месяцев назад +4

    3:13 - fuck you mean heavy is shorter than me?

  • @S0meCrazyIdiot
    @S0meCrazyIdiot 8 месяцев назад +67

    For the Hammer Unit. This now makes me think that Heavy calls everyone Babies is because he is finally the tallest in a group, and he is bragging about it…

    • @SquimJim
      @SquimJim  8 месяцев назад +38

      It's true. Heavy is a sad strange little man.

  • @jollythewolf4998
    @jollythewolf4998 8 месяцев назад +5

    To be fair to short heavy heights do change often throughout the years like the in the 1950s I’m pretty sure people were shorter on average than nowadays

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 8 месяцев назад +2

    When someone's guess sounds more logical and possible than using the game itself

  • @potatosoup9536
    @potatosoup9536 8 месяцев назад +4

    I absolutely hate the fact that something coming from 4chan of all places is pretty accurate.

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 8 месяцев назад

      Why?

  • @supermudkipz
    @supermudkipz 8 месяцев назад +4

    Next video should be comparing the height of every card in CLash Royale

  • @makerrov
    @makerrov 8 месяцев назад +9

    I fricking love how the whole video is spent doing calculations literally anything that could be used to measure the mercs' heights after finding out the 4Chan height chart is just a guess, only to turn around and say that yes the 4Chan height chart is accurate rendering the whole video pointless, truly is what 6 years with no updates does to a gamer lmao, A+ video, Great content.

  • @Rokusu
    @Rokusu 8 месяцев назад +1

    they really gotta update yall game this isn't even content hunger at this point it's content starvation

  • @HappyLittleBoozer
    @HappyLittleBoozer 8 месяцев назад +5

    Dwarf Fortress 2

  • @micahnightwolf
    @micahnightwolf 8 месяцев назад +1

    You saying 2011 was over a decade ago has made me feel so old.
    I have more than a decade of playtime in TF2 and Portal 2.

  • @theengineer-dellconagher
    @theengineer-dellconagher 8 месяцев назад +9

    could always estimate saxtons height using the jungle inferno vid

    • @theengineer-dellconagher
      @theengineer-dellconagher 8 месяцев назад +2

      little bit taller than scout from what i can guess, so maybe ~6 foot?

  • @delsordokid913
    @delsordokid913 4 месяца назад +1

    Take heavy’s boolet from meet the heavy which appears to be 50 BMG assume that the ones on his sash are the same and measure the height with that

  • @gelitonman1753
    @gelitonman1753 8 месяцев назад +8

    Cool, I have always been the same height as Pyro
    Cosplay idea!!!!!

  • @joelsalminen5309
    @joelsalminen5309 8 месяцев назад +2

    Heavy is forever 5'6" in my headcanon.

  • @jerma984
    @jerma984 8 месяцев назад +8

    It would have been interesting if you found a known scale in game to compare with. Something like assuming the bonk can is standard. I’m sure there is a good scale in the game somewhere.

  • @Big_Bantha
    @Big_Bantha 7 месяцев назад +2

    I'm stumped that no one thought of this: the in-game Righteous Bison is a 1:1 version of WETA's Righteous Bison. Use that model as a measuring stick, and you can get real measurements.

  • @vice2344
    @vice2344 8 месяцев назад +3

    Now the goblineer makes more sense

  • @plantbefore
    @plantbefore 8 месяцев назад +2

    This entire video could just be calling me short, im the height of the engineer.

  • @Zaneyboy2_0
    @Zaneyboy2_0 8 месяцев назад +4

    I learned I'm as tall as heavy. So, I'm feeling pretty good about myself right now.

  • @tiredjay3000
    @tiredjay3000 8 месяцев назад +1

    what 6 years with no updates does to

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 8 месяцев назад +4

    8:34 Oh wow!!!
    11:17 No this was way better. Remember, it was BASED OFF ASSUMING SNIPER WAS SIX FOOT ONE.