how about, instead of fighting a fake war trying to win a fake medal of honour y'all get some real medals and lay with some women in the bedroom go get laid, touch grass, SMH my MF head
My favorite kind of video game lore is when a backstory is retroactively added to a series that already exists and they come up with crazy stuff to just fill in the gaps and try to make sense of everything. And TF2 does a pretty great job of that
@@fujiwaranovari The best part imo is how they came up with the whole idea of Gray Gravel Co. for Mann versus Machine, and they didn't even have to add anything to the maps to make it make sense, since there was already a Gray Gravel Co. whose logos were all over them.
@@blvckskull7954There is a legit rare disease where ur liver contracts its enzymes and reverses it and turns it into a brewery store which causes the person to get drunk. Search it up cus i forgot the name of the disease.
@@crossbo5345The Gravel Jar (secondary for Scout and Sniper) +makes enemies' vision blurry for 4 seconds +a direct hit deals 30 damage and slightly increases the AOE range -higher distance from the point of impact and the target(s) decreases effect duration -15 seconds cooldown
Cause they've got steam. And steam is infinite money cheat code, so they don't actually need to do anything else now. They will remember about their games when they need to. Just make valve go nearly bankrupt to make this happen, that's pretty easy
At this point I’m convinced that Valve does cliffhangers on purpose just to keep us loyal. There is no Half-Life 3, no L4D3, no Portal 3, and no TF2 Comic no.7 They only exist when Valve needs to extend their infinite money machine.
Portal ended on a good note though, and we got Alyx to retcon episode 2. I don't know much about l4d but I thought that ended well as well did it not? It still sucks that we never got the final comic for tf2.
@@YellowDice The l4d1 cast got their definitive ending from the comic. The l4d2 cast are currently in the hands of CEDA, but from what happens in the l4d1 ending comic we know that's not gonna end well, so their stories still have room for more. Although, if they made a L4D3, it'd probably focus on a new group of 4 anyway. We'd need another comic to actually wrap things up for the l4d2 cast.
Let's all appreciate the first article of lore Valve published was how and why Sniper throws jars of piss at people. They had their priorities straight.
In the map swiftwater the "plot" is that red is poisoning blu's water that blu is trying to bottle and sell so the obvious way for blu to stop them is by throwing a bomb equivalent to a nuke and that is why your trying to push the payload into reds building.
Fun Fact: The two factions of TF2, BLU and RED actually represent more than their colours. BLU means Builders League United and RED means Reliable Excavation Demolition. One is a construction company, and the other one is a demolition company which indicates that BLU and RED are opposing factions. Also, it explains why the BLU team, the construction company, pushes the bomb cart rather than RED, the demolition company which is specialised for destruction at Payload mode. It is because BLU needs to destroy old buildings so they can build a new one, and the RED needs to protect old buildings so they can demolise it.
I just learnt this and it made everything so much funnier because RED team could just demolish the old buildings themselves and let the BLU team build new ones afterwards, with both of them getting their cut of money
I do not believe that BLU and RED will help each other. Their chairmen, Blutarch and Redmond, despise partnership and sharing. For example, the Gravel war, which lasted more than a century, was broken out because these two brain defects did not want to share their land.
@he3004 I do not believe BLU and RED will work together since the Gravel wars is literally about rivalry between two brain defects who did not want to share, even after their death.
@he3004 I do not believe that BLU and RED will work together since the whole point of Gravel wars is about rivarly between two Brain defects who did not want to share their land, even after their death.
14:51 you would think Medic is bluffing and is just saying this to distract Classic Heavy, but nope! Medic later says he just didn’t have time to get the real detonator, AND THEN PRESSES IT
@@AntiAirFlak As a dude how grow up watching El chavo del 8 (Spanish is my main lenguage btw) hearing the music just trow me back to my childhood, it happens too when i hear Little big planet music in random videos, those little things make so happy tbh
2:30 i believe that canonically, mann wrote his will this way with the express intention of making the two brothers fight, as revenge for convincing him to buy the useless badlands
the story of the badlands is that blutarch and redmond convinced him to buy a land which they believed had gravel,when they arrived it didnt have any gravel and was jsut a desert so out of spite Zephaniah left the land they made him to buy to blutarch and redmond knowing they will fight for it till the end
1:00 it's worth mentioning they wanted to do comics before the game released, even commissioning a couple of pages from an illustrator. There was always supposed to be some story to the game
TLDW; it's because it's an endless, pointless stalemate between shell companies owned by twin idiot brothers because it makes Mann Co. lots of money to keep them equal. In MvM it's because the robots are just incompetent enough that it ground to a stalemate again. Everything beyond that is in the unfinished comic series.
8:13 im pretty sure this is a mistake, demoman actually was doing like 36 jobs and was depressed because his mother kept pestering him on getting more jobs
i swear goldec videos are just different, the storytelling with the cat and dog characters, the script and the comedic timings are perfect, our drilla cooked once again.
I saw your channel only now and I thought that this video was uploaded 1 or 2 years ago, but I saw the date and I heard 2024 in video and all is clear now. the video is amazing! It's very informative and interesting. Goodjob, lad! It's very nice that you're so active. I will subscribe and watch all your videos. You're just amazing creator.
I accidentally read this as, “what exactly are we fighting for in TF2?” And thought you were gonna explain each and every game mode’s lore significance to figure out what exactly each objective does for the significance of the actual lore
But like, most importantly, everyone interested should read the full comics themself. *Because they're free.* They're awesome, with epic illustrations, not that long, and there are even videos on youtube where people voiceact them. Though. Watching this video kind of takes all the fun out of that.
I love the mercenaries as cats and dogs, it's so cute 😭 this is truly one of my favourite tf2 videos. i love how you presented it, i thought the lore was complicated but you explained it so well!
You know what? I just realized, scout and medic while revived due to (funny)plot armor one talked to god to go back the other talked to satan to go back i didnt know they were both chill like that
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how about, instead of fighting a fake war trying to win a fake medal of honour
y'all get some real medals and lay with some women in the bedroom
go get laid, touch grass, SMH my MF head
nuh uh
Nope, never
My favorite kind of video game lore is when a backstory is retroactively added to a series that already exists and they come up with crazy stuff to just fill in the gaps and try to make sense of everything. And TF2 does a pretty great job of that
TF2 is stupidly seamless, it's hard to believe they retroactively fit it in, which is exactly how you go about doing that.
@@fujiwaranovari The best part imo is how they came up with the whole idea of Gray Gravel Co. for Mann versus Machine, and they didn't even have to add anything to the maps to make it make sense, since there was already a Gray Gravel Co. whose logos were all over them.
tbh thats kinda just fnaf lore with the main difference being that tf2 has better writers and doesnt really take itself seriously
They did it with CSGO too
Scott Cawthon: yeah I know right that would be crazyyyyyy
The mercs better look like this in tf3
hi ShorK :)
This will be TF2 in 2007
Here’s hoping
Team Fortress 2: Episode 1
Bro really thinks tf3 will ever be released
You forgot to mention that the robots get drunk because demoman is 90% alcohol. 12:35
AVERAGE MF FROM EUROPE
*alcohol poisoning because he turned his body into a distillery
He's a living wine cellar at this point
Demoman drank snipers moonshine which melted thru berrels and survived
@@blvckskull7954There is a legit rare disease where ur liver contracts its enzymes and reverses it and turns it into a brewery store which causes the person to get drunk. Search it up cus i forgot the name of the disease.
Because they're blue
Ah yes. Racism
God I hate blues
I've always hated the colour blue! You know why?
no reason.
@@boogeytime686and I took that personally
Because they're red
Yeah fuck em
Fucken strawberries 😡
I always hate Red
Aw man why is red annoying my fav color is red
NOOOO WAAYYYY
TL:DR : 2 brothers convince dad to buy pointless land, then fight over pointless land for hundreds of years
Dare Mann
even better: family drama.
politics:
@@froobleton nope it was family drama over legacy
No it was a darr Mann video
One doesn't understand our love for gravel without a few thousand hours in Team Fortress 2.
I've played for over 4000 hours and I still don't like gravel. What am I doing wrong.
@@Portal2Player Think about all that gravel has done for you, the things that gravel makes up. It is super important. Also, it tastes good.
I've played the game for only 700 hours and I'm starting to have a craving for more gravel.
I don't care for the gravel that guy is just paying me to get the gravel.
Now that I think about it, he's dead.. who the hell is paying me?
@@Birchish I think ive only played on it like 5 times
This goes hard, also the "If you didn't like it, fuck you" was hilariously unexpected.
"You see those men over there?"
*"They've done absolutely nothing wrong, but they're blue."*
i love wildcat
"I've always hated the color blue. Y'know why?"
"Why?"
"No reason... That said, we have to kill them."
The great dorito war, many brother had fallen that day.
A minute of silence for all the chips that didn't make it.
MY FELLOW BLUES,CHAAAAAAAAAARGE
... @@El.fish.the.chocolate
Not the El Chavo del Ocho theme for the war game ad segment 💀💀💀
Yeah 💀
lol
The gravel war has been going on so long that the canon fights now are just your average doublecross casual match and you can't tell me otherwise.
They eventually get tired of fighting and just dance in the middle and eat sandviches
@@Big_RandyTMPootis pencer here.
I thought that said “the gravel jars” and now I want a weapon that’s just gravel in a jar
I see you everywhere
@@crossbo5345The Gravel Jar
(secondary for Scout and Sniper)
+makes enemies' vision blurry for 4 seconds
+a direct hit deals 30 damage and slightly increases the AOE range
-higher distance from the point of impact and the target(s) decreases effect duration
-15 seconds cooldown
Trust Valve to create some of the most incredible game lore ever only to just give up 2 feet before the finish line
Cause they've got steam. And steam is infinite money cheat code, so they don't actually need to do anything else now. They will remember about their games when they need to. Just make valve go nearly bankrupt to make this happen, that's pretty easy
blue balls the company
@@chaolinpescain Blu balls you mean
@@Skrubs you have summoned me
Left 4 dead 2 be like
At this point I’m convinced that Valve does cliffhangers on purpose just to keep us loyal.
There is no Half-Life 3, no L4D3, no Portal 3, and no TF2 Comic no.7
They only exist when Valve needs to extend their infinite money machine.
Tbh they don't need to make portal 3 the story is preety much finished
Portal ended on a good note though, and we got Alyx to retcon episode 2. I don't know much about l4d but I thought that ended well as well did it not? It still sucks that we never got the final comic for tf2.
idk why, but that middle part made me think "there is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England"
@@YellowDice The l4d1 cast got their definitive ending from the comic. The l4d2 cast are currently in the hands of CEDA, but from what happens in the l4d1 ending comic we know that's not gonna end well, so their stories still have room for more.
Although, if they made a L4D3, it'd probably focus on a new group of 4 anyway. We'd need another comic to actually wrap things up for the l4d2 cast.
And no queen of england
Let's all appreciate the first article of lore Valve published was how and why Sniper throws jars of piss at people. They had their priorities straight.
to be fair, that was the most glaring plothole back then
@@Mate_Antal_ZoltanWhat about the mercs on the two teams being identical?
@@fedethegreat88 What about them respawning? What about them being able to survive more than one rocket to the face? What about critical hits?
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Critical hits are just hitting vital points of the body.
In the map swiftwater the "plot" is that red is poisoning blu's water that blu is trying to bottle and sell so the obvious way for blu to stop them is by throwing a bomb equivalent to a nuke and that is why your trying to push the payload into reds building.
Fun Fact: The two factions of TF2, BLU and RED actually represent more than their colours. BLU means Builders League United and RED means Reliable Excavation Demolition. One is a construction company, and the other one is a demolition company which indicates that BLU and RED are opposing factions.
Also, it explains why the BLU team, the construction company, pushes the bomb cart rather than RED, the demolition company which is specialised for destruction at Payload mode. It is because BLU needs to destroy old buildings so they can build a new one, and the RED needs to protect old buildings so they can demolise it.
I just learnt this and it made everything so much funnier because RED team could just demolish the old buildings themselves and let the BLU team build new ones afterwards, with both of them getting their cut of money
I do not believe that BLU and RED will help each other. Their chairmen, Blutarch and Redmond, despise partnership and sharing. For example, the Gravel war, which lasted more than a century, was broken out because these two brain defects did not want to share their land.
I wonder how YLW and GRN would've been if there was a Grenn Mann and a Yelo Mann
@he3004 I do not believe BLU and RED will work together since the Gravel wars is literally about rivalry between two brain defects who did not want to share, even after their death.
@he3004 I do not believe that BLU and RED will work together since the whole point of Gravel wars is about rivarly between two Brain defects who did not want to share their land, even after their death.
11:30 "do not show this to pyrocyincal" 💀
@pyrocynical
@Pyrocynical
2:24
11:31 💀💀
Another banger cat edit. Great job on this video bro
Nice name
14:51 you would think Medic is bluffing and is just saying this to distract Classic Heavy, but nope! Medic later says he just didn’t have time to get the real detonator, AND THEN PRESSES IT
6:14 wanna break from the ads?
5:19 WHY DID YOU JUST ADD THE CHAVO DEL 8 INTRO MUSIC LMAO 😭😭
Gotta love that banger 👏
You gotta admit it fit so well haha
It doesn’t even fit but it makes the footage of the tanks funnier somehow lol
@@AntiAirFlak As a dude how grow up watching El chavo del 8 (Spanish is my main lenguage btw) hearing the music just trow me back to my childhood, it happens too when i hear Little big planet music in random videos, those little things make so happy tbh
@@AnnmusPnda Lmao for some reason it does lol
still amazes me how people on youtube can make the same story that ive heard 5 times be so interesting and be told in such creative ways well done man
It’s probably the cats
@@ZinxBDW5727 i love the cars
same bro, i love these cars
I love cool cars
i love huge beasts
TF2 + Goldec = Guaranteed Masterpiece
Agreed🤝
Real
I pissed myself at the part where Miss Pauling said “It’s team fortressing time” and team fortresses everywhere
2:30 i believe that canonically, mann wrote his will this way with the express intention of making the two brothers fight, as revenge for convincing him to buy the useless badlands
Really, you fight for the hats
They fight for sandwich
Lol i love that you used the El Chavo del Ocho soundtrack in the ad 😂10/10 vid
"Why exactly are we fighting?"
"Because two brothers hated eachother."
"Yeah but... Why?"
[Insert 4+ hour slideshow presentation]
1:44 I thought his guitar caught fire for a sec. Great video !
me too
0:23 AHHHhh- HHHHAAA-
ok
The Miss Pauling cat looks genuinely adorable, fantastic work.
the story of the badlands is that blutarch and redmond convinced him to buy a land which they believed had gravel,when they arrived it didnt have any gravel and was jsut a desert so out of spite Zephaniah left the land they made him to buy to blutarch and redmond knowing they will fight for it till the end
Was pleasantly surprised seeing a tf2 video from you. Would love to see more.
7:43 This is probably the cutest scene in all of the TF2 lore. Saxton Hale just has to sit there and take the "beating" as a 4-year old "fights" him.
0:58 Pyro being an orange cat is fair, lmao. XD
Team Fortress 2 video by Goldec? Hell yeah!
Blutarch is pronounced "Bloo-tark," the ch sounds like a k such as in architect or psychology.
goldec + tf2??? YAHOOOO 🤩
holy crap a legend in the (digital) flesh. hope you're doing well man
well, the "no final comic" thing aged well.
Wym?
Oh nvm just looked it up. Thas crazy
What happened?
@@immortal_shrooms6757 they’re working on it again
Yep, it was insane indeed
1:00 it's worth mentioning they wanted to do comics before the game released, even commissioning a couple of pages from an illustrator. There was always supposed to be some story to the game
you're goated for using music from el chavo
Mr Goldec knows what’s good, bro is cattastic
never thought i would be hearing the "el chavo del ocho" intro song while seeing war tanks attacking each other
TLDW; it's because it's an endless, pointless stalemate between shell companies owned by twin idiot brothers because it makes Mann Co. lots of money to keep them equal.
In MvM it's because the robots are just incompetent enough that it ground to a stalemate again. Everything beyond that is in the unfinished comic series.
8:13 im pretty sure this is a mistake, demoman actually was doing like 36 jobs and was depressed because his mother kept pestering him on getting more jobs
i swear goldec videos are just different, the storytelling with the cat and dog characters, the script and the comedic timings are perfect, our drilla cooked once again.
I saw your channel only now and I thought that this video was uploaded 1 or 2 years ago, but I saw the date and I heard 2024 in video and all is clear now. the video is amazing! It's very informative and interesting. Goodjob, lad! It's very nice that you're so active. I will subscribe and watch all your videos. You're just amazing creator.
I accidentally read this as, “what exactly are we fighting for in TF2?” And thought you were gonna explain each and every game mode’s lore significance to figure out what exactly each objective does for the significance of the actual lore
New video idea
Please try out more video types. I am in love with your content! As long as it has the cats/dogs and Valve I don't think you can miss!
I like how the character’s are cats when it’s an example it just makes them better
13:07 can we all just appreciate the fact that the classic sniper was nice enough to light spy’s cigarette for him
16:15 LITTLE BIG PLANET SOUNDTRAAAACK
A tf2 video with cats????? based.
based on WHAT?!?!?!?!
@@Nur21025
The real life location 😀
@@Nur21025based.
The term used to describe someone of great masculinity (or greatness if its not a man)
I hate pyro mains as much as spy mains
@@AblereSinAblere No
Still wonder what happened to the TFC Medic. he was the only member of the TFC Team who didn't show up.
9:16 quite a common misconception. I live in NZ and can confirm that its underwater and I do live in a submarine.
WHAT?!
Tf2 + silly little cats = based video
based? based on what?
0:58 meet the team
Babe wake up, new goldec video
I wasn't expecting Chaves music for the ad, but i LOVE it, makes me feel so nostalgic
15:09 mandela effect she says
We are team fortress TWO
gravel wars moment.
“You ever wonder why we’re here?”
“One of life’s greatest mysteries.”
finally, a rvb reference
5:20 YOOO IS THAT EL CHAVO MUSIC!!!
14:45 its fucking impossible for any of them to die
5:22 "El chavo" ahh song while playing war game, new sub
TF2 Gameplay vs TF2 lore
This is your best video hands down.
This is like CS, two teams and they fight each other.
Btw nice vid.
Explaining why they're fighting ❌
Explaining almost the entire tf2 lore ✅
All of this has been said before in countless other videos but your unique editing style and png pet mercs kept me watching. Nice job man!
5:22 chavo del 8 moment
2:34 abraham.
Abraham lingoat
9:27 basically the start of Superman
Fun fact, the music in the sponsor segment is known as the intro for the Mexican show "el chavo del ocho" in there beautiful country of brazil
CHAVO DEL 8 MENTIONED 🗣 (that war thunder bgm)
Never excepted a tf2 video from goldec
Silly cat fortress lore and Chavo del 8 on sponsor? Very great video :D
14:17 goes so absolutely hard
But like, most importantly, everyone interested should read the full comics themself. *Because they're free.* They're awesome, with epic illustrations, not that long, and there are even videos on youtube where people voiceact them. Though. Watching this video kind of takes all the fun out of that.
5:15 i think theres a spy among them
Hmmm? What could have given you the idea?
I know who it is
Heavy it’s heavy
Pyro is a spy
0:07 is that a reference to Stranger Things? (for those of you who don’t get it, it’s a demoman dog. A _demodog,_ if you will)
Cant wait! Waiting 7 whole hours just to watch!!
Medic actually put 9 hearts in his body before dying which i have no idea how on god's green earth is that possible
He actually surgically attached all the other Mercs souls to his
I love the mercenaries as cats and dogs, it's so cute 😭 this is truly one of my favourite tf2 videos. i love how you presented it, i thought the lore was complicated but you explained it so well!
Yooo El Chavo del Ocho theme dont know if the animated one or live action one
both
so we are fighting for piecie of metal that looks like shiny butter?
3:21 not the women with beards lmao 😂😂
RED™ Lore: Bread Monster
BLU™ Lore: ... Respawning Machine ...
One of the videos you can really rewatch... Beatiful work Goldec.
This panel is cool as fuck. 13:31
its kinda scary tho😂
Even cooler when you realize that pyro just incinerated 2 pedophiles (read the comic, they say some real creepy shit)
TF2 x silly kitties
You know what? I just realized, scout and medic while revived due to (funny)plot armor one talked to god to go back the other talked to satan to go back i didnt know they were both chill like that
I love hearing el chavo del 8 music in background while you talk about Warthunder
0:15
200 IQ Power Move right there
TF2 VIDEO IS CRAZY BRO 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
whats the voiceline at 0:22
The one that happens when you melee a scout to death with a 0.001% chances on a tuesday in the afternoon during a leap year
@@KustProductions man are you lying to me
It's ai
AI
It’s not real
11:16 aw man, sniper is my favorite class☹️☹️
12:13 LETSGOOOO
First TF2 lore video I’ve ever watched fully. I enjoyed it and now I understand the full lore.
0:47 POV: tax season