There’s actually a lot to that. Judges who haven’t eaten lunch give people harsher sentencing. That study has been repeated a few times I believe. You ever snap on someone because you were frustrated? We can behave completely differently depending on how we feel. Now imagine you’re getting a prison sentence and a judge is feeling cranky because he hasn’t had his lunch yet...
I heard that same line right after i took a sip of water and so i started to choke on it, but rather than spit it out on my bed, I ran, while choking, to a towel i had in the room and vomited in it. But the bed's not dirty👌
The other day, a guy cut me off on the freeway and instead of getting pissed, I remembered this video and said to myself "Worthless Piece of Shit." Immediately felt better!
Unless they are like 80 then they probably don't have any parents. Or, their parents are arseholes who raised a shitty, careless, worthless piece of shit son.
Louis CK has a knack for making very poignant observations about the way we function as a society and as individuals, while the whole time making it hilarious. Good comedians are the new philosophers.
@@MareShabazz I love that comment 😂 either you're a fan and know how unfazed Louis would be or you're an idiot who thinks Louis is a bad person for asking women if they would like to see him jerk off. I love that you can just pick whatever you feel is right, everyone should comment like that.
Oh man that elevator bit kills. I hope he doesn't bury that joke completely and brings it back out from time to time. It's something the world needs to hear every now and then.
I think its also that mistakes in car's can cost lives. Sure, if someone leans onto you in the elevator its not a big deal, no harm no foul. But, if someone wasn't paying attention and leans into you even a little while driving, you could end up losing your life. That being said, Luois CK is hilarious, and I agree people tend to road rage wayyy to quickly.
Yeah but everyone makes those mistakes while driving. Whether or not it causes someone to lose their life is just moral luck. Anyone who gets mad and yells at people because of a driving error is a huge hypocrite.
I think you really overthink life dude. It’s a comedy sketch. You should be laughing not making a social commentary about the culture of psychology vs driving.
This guy is just too real with his comedy, I wish I could some day be able to put forth my thoughts in such a coherent, relatable, mean, while at the same time being able to put himself so out of it that he himself realises how bad of a person he is being in that moment and being fully aware of it in such a comedic manner.Truly impressive
I've been listening to the most brutal, mean humor for years. I listened to this special when it came out, but I forgot it, so it was great when I re-listened to it. There's a thing where people on the internet say "I spit water/coffee/etc all over my keyboard" and "I snorted water/coffee/etc out of my nose", everyone knows about it, everyone knows it's bullshit exaggeration. Welp. This is no exaggeration. I just was taking a shot of Crown Royal (it was on sale. it's ok. I bought a half gallon of it, I wished I'd spent the money on Jameson. Still 50 bucks), and I blew the contents of the shotglass all over my keyboard and the piece of furniture I use to put my legs up on. A good amount did indeed travel through my nasal passages. The line that got me: "You tested my reflexes and it worked out fine so now I HOPE YOUR KIDS GROW UP MOTHERLESS" Damn it.
I remember once when getting on an escalator a guy pushed in front of me, resulting in his standing one step in front of me. It struck me as strange since this didn't benefit him in any way because every step ahead was already taken, so I said in a mock robot voice: Must be one step ahead. Then the guy turned around, fire in his eyes, and said, "Yeah, that's right." It always struck me as strange that he felt the need to reply to me.
People like to fight. He might have done it absentmindedly or by accident, but he wasn't gonna take your attitude/passive aggressive insult and replied back. But he replied because he was willing to escalate the issue. People like that don't learn to do better, they just remain pieces of shit for all their life. otherwise they would have said sorry. \
@@philipsangalang5077 exactly. These are the people that are killers and serial abusers. Resist the urge to further engage. They lack a critical filter and possess a mind we can’t understand. Fortunately.
@Nick West if the guy possessed even a modicum of self awareness, he’d have realized the futility and pointless nature of his rudeness and made a joke back with a simple apology and a smile. As the great George Costanza once said, “We’re living in a society!!!” 😂
They say road rage is the result of heightened alert. Your body is in a very heightened state during driving so your reactions are going to be heightened as well. There was a study on this. This is similar if you were in combat, or some other highly active situation.
Louis is funnier than Carlin.. I'll get a ton of shit for that and I absolutely love Carlin. Louis CK is on a higher plane of thought than almost everyone on this planet. I've never seen someone be able to observe human behavior and shove it in our faces the way he does.
Carlin and Louis are not comparable, their styles are totally different. I personally think Carlin is far funnier and more talented-he was a genius and memorized his entire sets line by line-but his style is so different from Louis, I wouldn’t call them similar. Carlin was more like a witty philosopher/analyzer of human behavior, Louis is less polished.
George was the biggest inspiration of Louis, he even gave a speech after he died. They both absolutely great, they have their styles, love both of them. Comparisons are just a waste of time.
Most of my swearing goes among the lines "DO YOU WANT TO DIE SO MUCH YOU PIECE OF SHIT?" because most of the time someone literally tries to kill themselves under my wheels
*Is traffic like a social network that supports anonymity?* Louis C.K. points out how horrible he himself becomes while driving his car. But he's really nice in the elevator. Is this because he's nearly anonymous while driving a car? (BTW, enjoy the clip but know that, of course, it's NSFW.)
I once chased and cursed out and honked and flipped off and cut off an old woman only because she almost wrecked into me. She must have been terrified.
If bumping into other people cost thousands of dollars, jail time, or death, you bet we'd be yelling obscenities at each other whenever someone came into 5 feet of our personal space
Walter Kovacs Very true. Especially when you have a kid in the vehicle. One time a guy cut me off and was driving like an idiot when I had my daughter with me and it immediately infuriated me. We ended up right beside each other so naturally I roll my window down and proceed to threaten him and yell obscenities at him. He wasn't paying close enough attention to realize the lane he was in was coming to a dead stop and had to lock his brakes up to avoid slamming into the car ahead of him. The large garbage truck behind him had to do the same. Basically almost caused a pile up while the lane I was in was smooth sailing. Felt like I came out victorious in that battle. I saw the fear in his eyes as he realized he fucked with the wrong angry parent with a kid on board lol
It took me years to work how to do it. I was in my late 30s when I realised you need to consciously enter into a different mindset when stepping into the driver's seat. You need to force yourself to become someone who doesn't care if other drivers are bad drivers. At least, that's the best way I can explain it. But I went all the way from spitting venom to very laid back.
I mean to be fair going down a freeway in a giant hunk of machinery and having someone slightly swerve into your lane is significantly more dangerous than being leaned into on an elevator lol.
"i'd like to think that i'm a good person, but i don't know man...a lot of it is context" pretty insightful
There’s actually a lot to that. Judges who haven’t eaten lunch give people harsher sentencing. That study has been repeated a few times I believe. You ever snap on someone because you were frustrated? We can behave completely differently depending on how we feel. Now imagine you’re getting a prison sentence and a judge is feeling cranky because he hasn’t had his lunch yet...
Mr Nice Guy I think that a lot of that “Thinking, Fast & Slow” Danny Kahneman research is going through a reproducibility crisis
Everyone is capable of murder under the right circumstances.
You hit the nail on the head. We like to think we are all good but obviously that's not true.
Not sure what the "correct context" is for wanking in front of women who don't want to see it. I love all Louie's artistic output though.
This is how I feel on the internet.
Hey fuck you!
Worthless piece of shit
Get cancer!
Have a good day
Hey, stay in your lane!
I laughed so hard at "YOU TESTED MY REFLEXES AND THEY WORKED OUT FINE!" xDDD
sara ali NOW I HOPE YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP MOTHERLESS!!!
Yup. The proverbial *punch line*
I heard that same line right after i took a sip of water and so i started to choke on it, but rather than spit it out on my bed, I ran, while choking, to a towel i had in the room and vomited in it. But the bed's not dirty👌
DatedIntegral93 wtf
Hey, fuck you!
The other day, a guy cut me off on the freeway and instead of getting pissed, I remembered this video and said to myself "Worthless Piece of Shit." Immediately felt better!
You remembered the lesson and called them that anyway xD
"instead of getting pissed'
The joke is that bad drivers are more dangerous than people who cuss, so it's actually 100% appropriate to call them worthless pieces of shit.
@@tr00logic4 but cussing doesnt make you a better driver -> correlation =/= cause
The longer you hold the sh, the better it feels. LoL
I'm from a country where nobody knows Louis and I stole a lot of his bits. People think I am hilarious. Thank you Louis.
tf lmfaoo
Comedy 101
bitch made
Dude me too holy shit, people here dont even know what standup comedy is
You're welcome, "Mr. Amy Schumer"
Haha, this is frighteningly on-point. Louis is just ace.
Without question (in my mind), the best stand-up comedian working today. And one of the 4 or 5 best of all time
Dave Chapelle !!
Neither of them even approach the top 100
@@pornsakpongthong1092 go on then
@@pornsakpongthong1092 Lol, so naive
@@pornsakpongthong1092 Well then - who is the best? Don't give us any lame bs!
"That's somebody's son" This is an interesting way to think about being nice to other people...
Unless they are like 80 then they probably don't have any parents. Or, their parents are arseholes who raised a shitty, careless, worthless piece of shit son.
Me: “be positive! try to see the best in people.”
Also me: “nice signal, fuckface.”
Had forgotten how amazing Louis CK is, dude is a legend
Louis CK has a knack for making very poignant observations about the way we function as a society and as individuals, while the whole time making it hilarious. Good comedians are the new philosophers.
They make you think and they make you laugh. That's some next level philosophy lessons.
Good comedians have ALWAYS been philosophers. That's what makes them so important
why are youtube comments SO retarded?
Actually, they're the oldest philosophers.
@@Mark12839447 Because you suck.
Today I let a guy back out in a parking lot. Like, I waved and let him go, wasn’t annoyed at all. Yet I say aloud to myself “go motherfucker”. Lol.
I say "go ahead, asshole" when politely waving someone through
I’m glad I existed in the same lifetime as Louis 💯
0:42 im just looking at the girl looking her hands
The face he makes in the elevator bit
I died.
It's weird without the black t shirt.
i Xulu it’s weird without the jizz on the couch
MareShabazz 😂😂😂👍🏽
MareShabazz you’re thinking of Harvey Weinstein
@@MareShabazz I love that comment 😂 either you're a fan and know how unfazed Louis would be or you're an idiot who thinks Louis is a bad person for asking women if they would like to see him jerk off.
I love that you can just pick whatever you feel is right, everyone should comment like that.
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Louis is an absolute legend.
HYSTERICAL! One of the funniest Louis CK bits!!
This special was all bangers man
Do you know it's title?
@@a92alireza "oh my god" on hbo
Oh man that elevator bit kills. I hope he doesn't bury that joke completely and brings it back out from time to time. It's something the world needs to hear every now and then.
Still come back to this years later because it still hits me every now and then
“I won’t lie, this is definitely me when I’m driving”
-Soflo
Haven't heard that name in years
When he turns in the elevator and the face he gives followed by "worthless piece of shit." Makes me laugh so hard I cry every time.
The look of satisfaction on his face in the elevator absolutely kills me every time
1:38 "If you were in an elevator" LOL I DIED!!!!! Im the worst on the road. Like I have a middle finger quota.
Thank you for this great quality!
I think its also that mistakes in car's can cost lives. Sure, if someone leans onto you in the elevator its not a big deal, no harm no foul. But, if someone wasn't paying attention and leans into you even a little while driving, you could end up losing your life.
That being said, Luois CK is hilarious, and I agree people tend to road rage wayyy to quickly.
bloodtotem10 Yip. People who can't drive and get behind the wheel are just as dangerous as those who wave around guns and fire into crowds.
Yeah but everyone makes those mistakes while driving. Whether or not it causes someone to lose their life is just moral luck. Anyone who gets mad and yells at people because of a driving error is a huge hypocrite.
I totally agree with the first part of your comment bloodtotem10!
I think you really overthink life dude. It’s a comedy sketch. You should be laughing not making a social commentary about the culture of psychology vs driving.
@@camptube7621 "just switch your brain off bro"
If you had a brain yourself, you would understand that this is not an option
This guy is just too real with his comedy, I wish I could some day be able to put forth my thoughts in such a coherent, relatable, mean, while at the same time being able to put himself so out of it that he himself realises how bad of a person he is being in that moment and being fully aware of it in such a comedic manner.Truly impressive
"I don't know remember even"
Driving always brings out the worst in people - We've all been there
I miss him so much :(
Omg he died?
@@andrejssilins9167 lmaooooooo
@@andrejssilins9167 sometimes Im glad I waste time reading youtube comments
@@WumboLiftsIt’s free to google? Also no, he didn’t
YOU TESTED MY REFLEXES AND IT WORKED OUT FINE!!
This is one of the best monologes of all time
Love the man miss his work
brilliant and hillarious
BRING THIS MAN BACK!!!!!!!
His facial expressions are so funny to me especially after he yelled "fuck you!" 1:24
That was level 10 introspection. My personal favorite is " what seems to be nature of your malfunction?"
I've been listening to the most brutal, mean humor for years. I listened to this special when it came out, but I forgot it, so it was great when I re-listened to it. There's a thing where people on the internet say "I spit water/coffee/etc all over my keyboard" and "I snorted water/coffee/etc out of my nose", everyone knows about it, everyone knows it's bullshit exaggeration.
Welp. This is no exaggeration. I just was taking a shot of Crown Royal (it was on sale. it's ok. I bought a half gallon of it, I wished I'd spent the money on Jameson. Still 50 bucks), and I blew the contents of the shotglass all over my keyboard and the piece of furniture I use to put my legs up on. A good amount did indeed travel through my nasal passages. The line that got me:
"You tested my reflexes and it worked out fine so now I HOPE YOUR KIDS GROW UP MOTHERLESS"
Damn it.
I spit out my coffee reading this two year old super long comment...
Thanks for telling me the truth.
Look up Tom Segura, Joey Diaz
Hey: no one cares.
dblshotz75 wtf is wrong with you
I love this so much
Absolutely my most favorite joke of all time. I've watched it 100 times and I still tear up from laughing so hard.
When he turns and emulates yelling HEY FUCK YOU I laugh my ass off
Yeah I just lost it 🤣
As someone from Massachusetts this is extremely accurate except it's ten times worse in real life
"I like to think that I'm a nice person, but I don't know, man."
I remember once when getting on an escalator a guy pushed in front of me, resulting in his standing one step in front of me. It struck me as strange since this didn't benefit him in any way because every step ahead was already taken, so I said in a mock robot voice: Must be one step ahead. Then the guy turned around, fire in his eyes, and said, "Yeah, that's right." It always struck me as strange that he felt the need to reply to me.
People like to fight. He might have done it absentmindedly or by accident, but he wasn't gonna take your attitude/passive aggressive insult and replied back. But he replied because he was willing to escalate the issue. People like that don't learn to do better, they just remain pieces of shit for all their life. otherwise they would have said sorry.
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@@philipsangalang5077 'escalate the issue' nice
@@philipsangalang5077 exactly. These are the people that are killers and serial abusers. Resist the urge to further engage. They lack a critical filter and possess a mind we can’t understand. Fortunately.
@Nick West if the guy possessed even a modicum of self awareness, he’d have realized the futility and pointless nature of his rudeness and made a joke back with a simple apology and a smile. As the great George Costanza once said, “We’re living in a society!!!” 😂
I keep watching and it’s always funny
he is just amazing
miss this guy
Please world, forgive Louis CK. He’s too funny to stay in isolation.
Driving on the Long Island Expressway, I think I literally contemplated genocide, okay not literally.
+wiseassgamer LOL i knew id see something about the LIE here
+rebecca keane Yup, Long Islander born and raised.
Oh yes you have
WiseAssGamer so true!!!! Haha
I think all of LA have think the same as the NYC people I mean I live in Maryland and get that
They say road rage is the result of heightened alert. Your body is in a very heightened state during driving so your reactions are going to be heightened as well. There was a study on this. This is similar if you were in combat, or some other highly active situation.
this has to be one of his best segments,
wickid funny
George Carlin of my generation.
Nah George was something else. I love Louis but Carlin was a philosopher who did stand up
Louis is funnier than Carlin.. I'll get a ton of shit for that and I absolutely love Carlin.
Louis CK is on a higher plane of thought than almost everyone on this planet. I've never seen someone be able to observe human behavior and shove it in our faces the way he does.
@@Alroytt Louis is WAY funnier though
Carlin and Louis are not comparable, their styles are totally different. I personally think Carlin is far funnier and more talented-he was a genius and memorized his entire sets line by line-but his style is so different from Louis, I wouldn’t call them similar. Carlin was more like a witty philosopher/analyzer of human behavior, Louis is less polished.
George was the biggest inspiration of Louis, he even gave a speech after he died.
They both absolutely great, they have their styles, love both of them. Comparisons are just a waste of time.
Gold.
Zero lies spotted. The human heart is depraved.
This is beyond hilarious 😂
This is the definition of "it's funny because it's true".
It's nice when you mellow out as you get older. Other people's driving just doesn't bother me any more, thank God!
You definitely haven't met my dad.
@@sunshinelolipops1 LOL. Yeah, I guess it isn't true for everybody.
Listening to this while driving a car
2:42 I ask myself that same question whenever I run over a motorcycle in GTA... 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
Most of my swearing goes among the lines "DO YOU WANT TO DIE SO MUCH YOU PIECE OF SHIT?" because most of the time someone literally tries to kill themselves under my wheels
Bring Louis CK back
I lost it whenever he does the elevator part lol
*Is traffic like a social network that supports anonymity?*
Louis C.K. points out how horrible he himself becomes while driving his car. But he's really nice in the elevator.
Is this because he's nearly anonymous while driving a car?
(BTW, enjoy the clip but know that, of course, it's NSFW.)
Very interesting analogy.
That is amazingly true.
As a preacher, Louis C.K. is one of my favorite preachers. He tells it differently than I do, but he's effective.
Loved it, as always with the CK
Funny, but so true!
I once chased and cursed out and honked and flipped off and cut off an old woman only because she almost wrecked into me. She must have been terrified.
JUST BRING HIM BACK, ALREADY !!
If bumping into other people cost thousands of dollars, jail time, or death, you bet we'd be yelling obscenities at each other whenever someone came into 5 feet of our personal space
Walter Kovacs Very true. Especially when you have a kid in the vehicle. One time a guy cut me off and was driving like an idiot when I had my daughter with me and it immediately infuriated me. We ended up right beside each other so naturally I roll my window down and proceed to threaten him and yell obscenities at him. He wasn't paying close enough attention to realize the lane he was in was coming to a dead stop and had to lock his brakes up to avoid slamming into the car ahead of him. The large garbage truck behind him had to do the same. Basically almost caused a pile up while the lane I was in was smooth sailing. Felt like I came out victorious in that battle. I saw the fear in his eyes as he realized he fucked with the wrong angry parent with a kid on board lol
Do you still bogart?
The thumbnail looks like he's about to end someone's whole career.
Thanks!
One of the best to ever do it
I love watching louie videos because there aren't any ads lols
#RestoretheLouisVerse
Still love ya Louis
PLEEZE forgive & forget! A National comedic treasure. An albeit potentially traumatic, yet UNOBTRUSIVE act!!!!
I watch this clip every few days like a comedy junkie.
This does Everything comedy should. Perfection.
"Where outside of a car is that even nearly ok" So damn funny
Oh God...so true and I am laughing too hard!!!
Strangely enough, I would trust this man with my life. He knows he’s bad, but he’s not as bad as he let’s on.😳
Please come back Louie
I love swearing while driving, cleans the soul 😊
I dont have road rage. I yell and get it off my chest
This was hilarious!
Same. My husband tells me often that I'm going to get into an altercation, but , so be it.
Twitter is a bunch of cars of driving on a highway. -- Stephen Miller, 2021.
It took me years to work how to do it. I was in my late 30s when I realised you need to consciously enter into a different mindset when stepping into the driver's seat. You need to force yourself to become someone who doesn't care if other drivers are bad drivers. At least, that's the best way I can explain it. But I went all the way from spitting venom to very laid back.
"I mean what am I capable of?!" A great question Mr. C.K.
“ that’s somebody’s son” I can’t,,,,,, my stomach!!!!!!!
Can't be mad a Louis x x
Probably Louie's all time best bit 😂😂😂
i like to think that i’m a nice person, but i don’t know man. 😂 the way he phrased that is so relatable
Dude that joke makes me cry laughing 1:45 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I miss Louis. Come back.
'In certain contexts, people just change...'
"What am I capable of? I'd like to think I'm a nice person. But I don't know, man." Crazy in hindsight.
I know comedy is most funny when it's about real life situations, but damn this is too real! Fucking dying
louis is the best
"Leaving a mean comment on RUclips while you're taking a shit." Plz come back, Louis CK.
There's nobody else that makes me laugh like 😂 you.
He kinda sounds like Tom Hanks when he screams...
He's so freaking funny
I mean to be fair going down a freeway in a giant hunk of machinery and having someone slightly swerve into your lane is significantly more dangerous than being leaned into on an elevator lol.
This is probably one of his most hilarious moments, I was literally almost dying of laughter
Literally?
Yep! Said all of that……