Louis CK Punches Dog In The Face To Save Her Life | CONAN on TBS

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

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  • @warnshot
    @warnshot 10 лет назад +4492

    Greatest story teller. His delivery sells it perfectly every time.

    • @sjbrooksy45
      @sjbrooksy45 10 лет назад +108

      You realize the video is the same video when you replay it right? It doesn't change each time.

    • @warnshot
      @warnshot 10 лет назад +57

      Obviously I meant every time he tells a story/joke in interviews, performances, etc.

    • @sjbrooksy45
      @sjbrooksy45 10 лет назад +63

      lol, I know just messing with ya

    • @warnshot
      @warnshot 10 лет назад +28

      yep no problem man!

    • @nonuvurbeeznus795
      @nonuvurbeeznus795 10 лет назад +39

      SobiaBushra Bushra "lol, I know just messing with ya"
      *what I expected in reply*
      "I KNEW U STUPID ASS I WAS TROLLIG U 2 NUB FUK U AND UR DOG I EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST U HISPANCIS DUMB"

  • @elenipanagiotopoulou2317
    @elenipanagiotopoulou2317 6 лет назад +692

    I love how the question was "So how's fatherhood going?" but he just told his dog story anyway

    • @4MXW
      @4MXW 3 года назад +11

      Yes! I was looking for this comment.
      And we got a good tip for dog's health emergencies instead...

    • @TheTrueNarthumpulous
      @TheTrueNarthumpulous Год назад +12

      Every question the host asks is setting the guest up to segue into predetermined stories and subjects they're gonna talk about.
      Talk shows like this are pretty farcical.

    • @asperhes
      @asperhes 6 месяцев назад +2

      Um, no, Conan and Louis discussed the set beforehand.

    • @elenipanagiotopoulou2317
      @elenipanagiotopoulou2317 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@asperhes that makes it even funnier then

    • @cologneconductor8591
      @cologneconductor8591 2 месяца назад +1

      its obviously the perfect metaphor...

  • @ladev91
    @ladev91 8 лет назад +3059

    "I don't know what happened to you, but our thing is over" hahahahahaha

    • @od13166
      @od13166 8 лет назад +28

      "and i will find you and bite you "

    • @pensamentosgfg
      @pensamentosgfg 8 лет назад +34

      it seems like we just saw the same video

    • @raneemfem
      @raneemfem 6 лет назад +8

      r u s t i n p e a c e.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 5 лет назад +2

      Rust in Peace!!! Awesome!... I'm sorry, got a little carried away, go on.

    • @chriskayser5798
      @chriskayser5798 4 года назад +1

      hahahahahaha....... aaaahhhh *crying*

  • @craigdiaz4143
    @craigdiaz4143 9 лет назад +1199

    "I don't understand English but I get that you're upset"
    rollllllinnngggggg

    • @bakkaray
      @bakkaray 6 лет назад +8

      Craig Diaz
      "I'm upset"
      "Louder!"
      "I'm upset!"
      "LOUDER!"
      "IM UPSET!"

  • @Allenluvable
    @Allenluvable 9 лет назад +3234

    Hey Louis, you will probably never read this, but this really helped my family out, because when our small dog Sophie had a bunch of chocolate cookies, nobody knew what to do, and I ran to the pharmacy and bought some hydrogen peroxide. She lived, obviously. So, thank you!

    • @hustlehardstudyharder8197
      @hustlehardstudyharder8197 9 лет назад +96

      +Allenluvable did she hate your guts afterwards or did you play it smart and let someone else in your family do it?

    • @Allenluvable
      @Allenluvable 9 лет назад +157

      Three of us did it, because we needed to hold her down. And she didn't hate any of use afterwards. She's a sweetie. Not that I'm saying his dog wasn't sweet. I think we were just able to get her to ingest it quicker, with three of us.

    • @Edited6
      @Edited6 9 лет назад +158

      I imagine that was more a comedy bit, I doubt the dog really hated him afterwards. We've all had to do some shit that from our dog's perspective seems insane, and they pretty much always get over it.

    • @grytlappar
      @grytlappar 9 лет назад +134

      +Allenluvable - A tip, as far as getting them to drink it: Use a plastic syringe, then hold the mouth closed... I've had to do that with a cat who wouldn't swallow a pill (he'd hold it in his mouth for two min and then spit it out when I let go). But if you squirt a little water with a syringe (there's no needle!), they have to swallow. Voila! (That was a tip from a vet btw.) My 2 cents...

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 8 лет назад +9

      theres dogs with abusive owners that love their owners. im sure that doesnt happen. good for the story though.

  • @fuddisastud
    @fuddisastud 10 лет назад +478

    Perfect example of why Conan is so good. He barely steps in during this, he just lets Louie roll with it because he's one of the best. Conan can be funny when he needs to be, but he just wants to let the audience have a laugh and he knows for some guests he doesn't even need to be funny.

    • @MrNateSPF
      @MrNateSPF 3 года назад +6

      Conan says [figuratively] he does these interviews for free but gets paid double for the duds...

    • @TheCoats1234
      @TheCoats1234 3 года назад +12

      Right. Unlike Fallon who constantly interrupts. Drives me crazy

    • @1124-w9d
      @1124-w9d 3 года назад +8

      That's why I love Conan and Andy so much. Both of them are hilarious, but they only step in when they know it'll make the story even better. And Conan will take over when the guest isn't being funny, without completely overshadowing the person

    • @pdadv77
      @pdadv77 16 дней назад

      And he knows louis is doing a bit so don't interupt his flow.

  • @yELoHQ
    @yELoHQ 9 лет назад +292

    He has an incredible natural sense of comedy. Every bit and material that comes out of his mouth is so natural... and ends up being freakin hilarious. In my opinion, is a great attribute to having a long and successful career in comedy.

    • @malik12321m
      @malik12321m 7 лет назад

      TheGosu
      Until some bi*chs accuse you of sexual harassment and misconduct after they gave you permission just to go with the flow and become famous by using your name

    • @rubslopes
      @rubslopes 6 лет назад

      What about now?

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 4 года назад

      experience

  • @provalstar8037
    @provalstar8037 8 лет назад +743

    "omg we're going for a walk" and I'm running and she's like "this is great for you.. you never exercise"
    GOT ME HARD HAHAHAAHA

    • @RoyRogerer
      @RoyRogerer 8 лет назад +95

      why does that make you hard???

    • @provalstar8037
      @provalstar8037 7 лет назад +16

      because you exercise to be in shape for SEX

    • @karldenby1942
      @karldenby1942 14 дней назад

      @@provalstar8037 What the hell man

  • @DrlFuzZ
    @DrlFuzZ 10 лет назад +562

    Louis CK is such a great storyteller.. and I like how he incorporates in his bits that animals naturally just talk lol

    • @Vitaliuz
      @Vitaliuz 8 лет назад +4

      A good comedian is also an artist, and an actor. =)

    • @seamac206
      @seamac206 7 лет назад

      Andrew De Ramos it's more so what he thinks the animal is saying, still genius tho

    • @clapton79
      @clapton79 2 года назад +2

      Our thing is OVER. LOL

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 2 года назад

      Thinking not talking

    • @roopwind
      @roopwind Год назад

      ​@@seamac206p

  • @PeaceManBro
    @PeaceManBro 9 лет назад +2018

    This guys funny he should be a comedian

    • @aaaaaaaaaalrightythen9953
      @aaaaaaaaaalrightythen9953 9 лет назад +16

      he is lol. check him he is pretty funny

    • @PeaceManBro
      @PeaceManBro 9 лет назад +113

      ash ketchum ha i know i wanted to see if anyone was going to freak on me.

    • @Mack35531
      @Mack35531 9 лет назад +5

      PeaceManBro Freak on you?

    • @PeaceManBro
      @PeaceManBro 9 лет назад +10

      ***** yeah like freak out! studio 54.... freak out!

    • @Mack35531
      @Mack35531 9 лет назад

      Lol

  • @NickLadushkinFoxmillet
    @NickLadushkinFoxmillet 6 лет назад +66

    I'm watching this over and over again and the more I watch it, the more I am impressed by how perfectly he composes his bits. Timing, tempo, intonations, crowd control, this is insanely good example of speech mastery and comedy in particular.

  • @orth82
    @orth82 10 лет назад +518

    possibly the greatest story ever told :D

    • @bluetrane65
      @bluetrane65 7 лет назад +4

      that, and the story about Louie ck and the deer

    • @terrortoby47
      @terrortoby47 4 года назад +3

      Them you need to check on Louis Plane Story!🛩😂

    • @gburyhockey9
      @gburyhockey9 4 года назад

      why ya going to indianapolis bill?

  • @GracieFrick
    @GracieFrick 10 лет назад +413

    Love this story! Here's a tip...mix the hydrogen peroxide with milk... they'll drink it... and you'll feel horrible as you wait for them to throw up, but happy they do.

    • @dustinjordan5530
      @dustinjordan5530 10 лет назад +35

      simple. yet genius

    • @callanhutchison1871
      @callanhutchison1871 10 лет назад +18

      shit thanks for that milk tip i never knew that
      !

    • @RIchardDavidson007
      @RIchardDavidson007 10 лет назад +2

      Thanks for the tip. I my yorkie. aka Donny.

    • @JoshuaFrick3
      @JoshuaFrick3 10 лет назад +2

      Gracie Frick Hey, maybe we're related!

    • @GracieFrick
      @GracieFrick 10 лет назад +3

      Joshua Frick only by marriage - my married name... still not used to my new signature. The R and the I look more like a U ;)

  • @ChewyThomson
    @ChewyThomson 8 лет назад +280

    Louie CK could find a way to read the phone book and make it funny.

    • @sungam69
      @sungam69 8 лет назад

      You still have phone books? That's funny. Where do you live?

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 8 лет назад +11

      sungam69 In a magical land with phone books. Obviously.

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 8 лет назад +6

      +sungam69 Go away

    • @Walking-MY-Path
      @Walking-MY-Path 8 лет назад

      I agree.

  • @LuisGonzalez-ke7vv
    @LuisGonzalez-ke7vv 9 лет назад +438

    I think this is one of the funniest interviews on conan

    • @LFiers
      @LFiers 8 лет назад +18

      Check out the Bill Burr ones on Conan. So dam awesome! The one about Oprah especially will crack you up.

    • @kikijahoo
      @kikijahoo 8 лет назад +2

      will ferrell and zach galifinakis are also very funny xD

    • @LFiers
      @LFiers 8 лет назад

      kikijahoo Links?? Love those 2.

    • @LuisGonzalez-ke7vv
      @LuisGonzalez-ke7vv 8 лет назад +2

      +LFiers yes! I've seen them all dude. Bill's one of my favorite comedians

    • @kikijahoo
      @kikijahoo 8 лет назад +3

      yeah man he is awesome ^^

  • @MajoraZ
    @MajoraZ 10 лет назад +854

    FYI to dog owners: It's any type of chocolate, not just dark chocolate.

    • @balduran.
      @balduran. 10 лет назад +42

      Thats strange cause I´ve been giving chocolate to my dog his entire life every time I had some and he is still ok (around 20 years old).

    • @zacharytan3912
      @zacharytan3912 10 лет назад +49

      Well the sugary stuff is further from chocolate than we'd think

    • @balduran.
      @balduran. 10 лет назад +97

      ***** Oh yeah, what a privilage it was to find a half dead dog in forest and take care of him for 20 years. Fuck you too good sir :D

    • @balduran.
      @balduran. 10 лет назад +49

      ***** I had no idea chocolate is bad for dogs before I watched the video.

    • @balduran.
      @balduran. 10 лет назад +36

      ***** Well like I said, he lived a healthy life and even now when he is really old his only issue is, that he is moving little slower. Ofc now that I know it if I ever get another dog I wouldnt feed him with chocolate.

  • @darkgaara787
    @darkgaara787 9 лет назад +216

    I was feeling kind of sad and then a stumble on this video... I' think I' will never be sad again in my life.

    • @coolguy5772
      @coolguy5772 9 лет назад +4

      Sergio Garcia Are you sad yet?

    • @videofabriken
      @videofabriken 9 лет назад +29

      Sergio Garcia Don't worry, you will definetly be sad again.
      Life's shit wall to wall
      -LouisCK

    • @moosheep
      @moosheep 9 лет назад +9

      Sergio Garcia I'm just here for an update

    • @YonzyTV
      @YonzyTV 8 лет назад +8

      +Sergio Garcia its been 9 months did you get sad?

    • @TheZombieoutbreak
      @TheZombieoutbreak 8 лет назад +1

      any sadness in the last year?

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta 9 лет назад +359

    "Dark chocolate in low places"
    Sounds like a title for a turgid novel.

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 9 лет назад +6

      Turgid. lol thank you

    • @beer5250
      @beer5250 8 лет назад +1

      +Greg Gallacci I have a thick bar of dark chocolate on my low place.

    • @carladamcarter
      @carladamcarter 8 лет назад +4

      +Greg Gallacci or a Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines Rap song

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 3 года назад

      Or a Garth Brooks song

    • @RobertWalsh-vp5ui
      @RobertWalsh-vp5ui 8 месяцев назад

      she glanced longingly at the stable boy etc

  • @drast0ne
    @drast0ne 8 лет назад +328

    great storyteller

    • @seamac206
      @seamac206 7 лет назад

      drast0ne Best one since Pryor

    • @glassstatue
      @glassstatue 5 лет назад +1

      IcanSeeU great storytellers know how to make any story sound great.

  • @VieraXXII
    @VieraXXII 8 лет назад +208

    Goddamn commercial breaks, I wanted him to keep going lol. I know he had a little more

    • @starmorpheus
      @starmorpheus 3 года назад

      @@Leoleoj Reading it is funny, but I KNOW the way Louis would deliver it would kill me

  • @944kiddo
    @944kiddo 10 лет назад +30

    God that delivery, the way he just took over and told a beautiful bit. He is great.

  • @techbro_4309
    @techbro_4309 4 года назад +35

    He even conveys the emotions of the dog so perfectly

  • @szepenszoloszolo5177
    @szepenszoloszolo5177 8 лет назад +34

    This is how you tell a story...!

  • @scareglare
    @scareglare 3 года назад +22

    A couple of years after Team Coco uploaded this interview on RUclips, our beloved sweet family dog ate rat poison that my parents left out in the basement to treat our rat problem. (We immediately scrapped all of the rat poison in our home afterwards.) Thank GOD that I happened to be in the basement at the same time to see it happen.
    I remember this interview clearly: Louis CK's emotions and dramatic movements...the audience's laughter kept on ringing in my head, because I knew EVERY minute at that point with our family dog mattered. I immediately googled help and no stores were open that sold "activated charcoal". Finally, with my parents, we forced a bit of hydrogen peroxide down his throat and he quickly threw up the rat poison. Thank God. We enjoyed many years with him afterwards. He was the love of my life. THANK YOU LOUIS CK!

    • @4MXW
      @4MXW 3 года назад

      Wow, no way.
      This is so weird and amaizing at the same time.

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 10 лет назад +1190

    I think LCK's what you'd call an accidental genius, in that he doesn't think of himself as a genius, and we don't until we start to absorb the depth of his brilliance - and I think you have to have a certain level of intelligence and world view to appreciate his brilliance. "Funny" doesn't really do him justice - he transcends funny. He's got this mind that is truly singular not just in the world of comedy but in understanding ourselves, the people around us, and what it means to live an honest life.

    • @subarusumeragikun
      @subarusumeragikun 10 лет назад +29

      Well said.

    • @justgowithitduh5880
      @justgowithitduh5880 10 лет назад +103

      he's so funny!

    • @etoriaking
      @etoriaking 10 лет назад +57

      His other Conan clip where he talks about cellphones and the empty sadness of life is a good example of this. At first it just sounds like a dark joke but then you realise he's really analysing what it means to be alive

    • @gregorcollins
      @gregorcollins 10 лет назад +14

      Totally. Love that clip! Some deep sh#@ too. So true.

    • @zippoxl91
      @zippoxl91 10 лет назад +6

      #deep It's true, I've shown his live at the beacon theater to a friend of mine, who isn't to busy upstairs... and she got so bored and frustrated I wasn't putting on like... Psych or family guy or something...

  • @vicgmag
    @vicgmag 10 лет назад +80

    1:38 Louis CK's face looks like 'stop killing my fucking joke' haha

    • @scorpionz44
      @scorpionz44 9 лет назад +10

      +vicgmag was thinking the same thing, lol. completely destroyed the momentum

    • @playitoverandover1
      @playitoverandover1 9 лет назад +6

      +vicgmag 100% its got nothing to do with them. they just wanted a cheap laugh.

  • @MovieManiac67
    @MovieManiac67 10 лет назад +16

    sweet lord, does this man know how to tell a story. I feel like the best component of his storytelling is whenever he starts talking from the dog's point of view, its just so casual yet elegant at the same time and the wording is just perfect. what I would give to have a gift like that, man..

  • @samsquanch197
    @samsquanch197 8 лет назад +32

    That genuine laugh out of Conan.

  • @Staytimeless_
    @Staytimeless_ 6 лет назад +21

    Easily one of the best comics alive.. despite all that's happened, this man is a genius and should be remembered as that

  • @_UPRC
    @_UPRC 11 лет назад +132

    Oh man, that was the hardest I've laughed in a LONG TIME. I almost choked on my soup.

    • @warrenellul
      @warrenellul 11 лет назад +7

      How,in the FUCK, do you choke on fucking SOUP?!?!

    • @_UPRC
      @_UPRC 11 лет назад +25

      Vegetables and pieces of chicken.

    • @connorbuckingham963
      @connorbuckingham963 11 лет назад +9

      Warren E Just the liquid in general

    • @altrock17
      @altrock17 11 лет назад +33

      If it ever happens again, I can save you with hydrogen peroxide

    • @DrRandomFace
      @DrRandomFace 10 лет назад +1

      I will keep that in mind, Franz.

  • @HuckleberrySlim
    @HuckleberrySlim 11 лет назад +102

    hahaha from his dog's point of view he's just a vicious man who wrestled her, punched her, splashed her with foul burning liquid, and made her puke brown foam - she's like - Im done with that shit :P

    • @4pl3x
      @4pl3x 11 лет назад +28

      didn't he just explain that..

    • @jmsut321
      @jmsut321 11 лет назад +19

      4pl3x Its like those people in the movies who repeat every fucking line thinking they say it funnier I guess.

    • @howtoguro
      @howtoguro 11 лет назад +2

      jmsut321 Didn't he just explain that..?

    • @jmsut321
      @jmsut321 11 лет назад +1

      Brotherhood of Steel Didn't I just explain that?....

    • @HuckleberrySlim
      @HuckleberrySlim 11 лет назад +3

      Hey guess what fuck you guys. You comedy geniuses.

  • @sewcrazy9433
    @sewcrazy9433 8 лет назад +442

    I thought I wanted a dog but I want a Louis CK instead.

  • @sydguitar99
    @sydguitar99 9 лет назад +533

    It seems like Louis ck was doing an exorcism with holy water.

    • @jasonxie9396
      @jasonxie9396 9 лет назад

      +Syed Hoque yeah that's true hahaha

  • @thatonekidreef
    @thatonekidreef 11 лет назад +51

    I had to stop the video because I couldn't breathe!!!! OMG... I'm still trying to catch my breath and its paused!! That punching the dog in the face and people gathering around saying "leave the dog alone" .. "NO IM TRYING TO SAVE HER LIFE" he knew he looked like a lunetic but he really was trying to save her.. Omg his delivery is just so perfect and hilarious!!! Okay I caught my breathe but my cheeks hurt haha gonna try to finish the last 38 seconds hahaha :D

  • @fUjiMaNia
    @fUjiMaNia 11 лет назад +154

    Louis CK is a true living legend :-) , if you like him check out George Carlin if you haven't heard of him.

    • @vicegirlsusa
      @vicegirlsusa 10 лет назад +29

      Is that a joke? There's no one that would be watching a video of Louis C.K. that doesn't know who George Carlin is. Honestly, I'd imagine it would be difficult to find anyone that watches any stand up comedian that doesn't know who George Carlin is.

    • @ArchAngelSlayer1
      @ArchAngelSlayer1 10 лет назад +1

      VICEGIRLS And we appreciate that
      ~Regards, The Internet

    • @climbomaniac
      @climbomaniac 10 лет назад +6

      VICEGIRLS in fact I was watching this and don't know who carlin is. just discovered louis ck on youtube, find him hillarious, but never watched stand up comedy... so I'm grateful for the hint

    • @fUjiMaNia
      @fUjiMaNia 8 лет назад +3

      +InfernusKnight I wonder if he did watch Carlin, it's been two years.

    • @Andrew-zr9tc
      @Andrew-zr9tc 6 лет назад

      Lol

  • @Hypercube1729
    @Hypercube1729 10 лет назад +11

    This just shows how brilliant Louie CK really is. His delivery of this story was FLAWLESS! The pacing, the acting, the amount of information, the voices - everything was exactly as it should have been told!
    This story is probably not true at all, still he gives you this immersive experience.

  • @sssssssev
    @sssssssev 8 лет назад +27

    This is one of my favourite stories.

  • @JSTONEMUSIK
    @JSTONEMUSIK 9 лет назад +57

    Louis is getting better with age.

  • @Juanirva
    @Juanirva 11 лет назад +66

    I never get tired of this video, funniest man in the world by far

    • @silentlymad3270
      @silentlymad3270 11 лет назад

      Not if Dave Chapelle or Kevin Hart has anything to say about it...

    • @enjoybrad81
      @enjoybrad81 11 лет назад +10

      Johnson Adejoh I hear you on Dave, but Kevin Hart? Really?

    • @Pyrokarsmash
      @Pyrokarsmash 11 лет назад +2

      Hard battle between him and George Carlin :)

    • @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude
      @stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude 11 лет назад +2

      Johnson Adejoh if anyone deserves the title of funniest person in the world it would HAVE to be either Dave or Carlin

    • @nxdboi
      @nxdboi 11 лет назад +5

      No one is going to mention Bill Burr?

  • @meganfoxyou
    @meganfoxyou 9 лет назад +149

    Putting dark chocolate in low places, if you know what I mean!

    • @negativ3man804
      @negativ3man804 9 лет назад +19

      I don't get it. Can you explain please.

    • @KidCooties
      @KidCooties 9 лет назад

      Lebryant_Jordan Go on

    • @ThaBlueNinja
      @ThaBlueNinja 9 лет назад +7

      Lebryant_Jordan giggity

    • @Muzikrazy213
      @Muzikrazy213 9 лет назад +21

      Forrestgump Run Forrest…just run.

    • @karlobobinac5183
      @karlobobinac5183 9 лет назад +2

      Lebryant_Jordan
      Can you explain this joke please? I've been trying to figure it out since this video got put up. I'm 19 but sheltered. Help.

  • @diegoc8328
    @diegoc8328 7 лет назад +21

    "Dude, I don't know what happened to you, but our thing.. is over"

  • @Crosby4hyg
    @Crosby4hyg 8 лет назад +15

    One of the funniest interviews I've ever seen!

  • @hbvtux
    @hbvtux 11 лет назад +13

    Louis CK is one of the best comedians ever... funny as hell

  • @alessandroarcuri209
    @alessandroarcuri209 6 лет назад +9

    "Dude... just... HUUUUUUHHNNNNN...!"
    It kills me every time!

  • @Vitaliuz
    @Vitaliuz 8 лет назад +72

    The same goes with stupid people, when you're trying your best to help them. =)

  • @slideshowgurl
    @slideshowgurl 9 лет назад +99

    A 70 pound dog should have only gotten about 2 tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide, not an entire bottle! lol sorry the veterinary nurse in me needed to point that out.

    • @izmizzle
      @izmizzle 9 лет назад +123

      She didn't drink the whole bottle, he was fighting to get her to at least ingest some of it, and I'm assuming most of it went all over the place until he got enough.

    • @Derpster2493
      @Derpster2493 9 лет назад +1

      And an enema, just to be sure.

    • @hondahousey1127
      @hondahousey1127 8 лет назад +13

      +slideshowgurl You know who probably wouldn't have known that? A person who wasn't a veterinarian.

    • @MickLoud999
      @MickLoud999 8 лет назад

      +Taphophilia yeah, he is known to create or embellish stories entirely or in part. Like the one about the guy who lives in his building who "confronted" him in the courtyard one Sunday morning. The guy, supposedly, didn't know Louis actually resided there yet Louis played it like he was a vagrant. When, in actuality, the guy turns out to be a great neighbor and the confrontation never occurred!! It made for a great bit though

    • @LLulu145
      @LLulu145 8 лет назад

      +Derpster2493 Hahaha!

  • @tankmaster1018
    @tankmaster1018 11 лет назад +26

    "Why does it kill them?" "They... er... They die"

  • @TheBaltimoreDude
    @TheBaltimoreDude 10 лет назад +7

    man, i love how louis CK can just take any regular story and just make it awesome, can't wait for his next special.

  • @geneeshays
    @geneeshays 10 лет назад +34

    "The Polish part doesn't matter, but I just like saying POLISH chocolate"

  • @lukew6909
    @lukew6909 4 года назад +10

    This is still my favorite comedy story of all time. Perfection.

  • @glassstatue
    @glassstatue 5 лет назад +13

    Louis is such a great comedian he can take a story that hinges on a stressful situation like his dog almost dieing and make it sound hilarious. Brilliance.

  • @streetjustices1706
    @streetjustices1706 3 года назад +9

    This will never get old. This is hilarious

  • @jkyet
    @jkyet 11 лет назад +9

    That's how you tell a story!

  • @bryancloutier5665
    @bryancloutier5665 11 лет назад +29

    I don't understand English but I get that you're upset

  • @crystalk98
    @crystalk98 5 лет назад +10

    "I dont know what happened to you, but our thing is over" 😂😂😂

  • @tubeyou89119
    @tubeyou89119 6 лет назад +6

    I love the dog's point of view part.... so brilliant!!

  • @Grog85
    @Grog85 11 лет назад +5

    I was in tears over this dog story. I love Louis CK!

  • @twincitydezray
    @twincitydezray 9 лет назад +4

    I'm not sure if he's ever executed a joke better then that. The timing, the content all perfect. I love this man's comedy. GOAT?

  • @ABN251
    @ABN251 12 лет назад +5

    This is the best interview of all time, I'm so happy I saw it live. I had no idea it was going to be that funny!

  • @mashable8759
    @mashable8759 4 года назад +4

    2:39 I THINK I WAS PRETTY CLEAR
    Lmao funniest thing ever

  • @sully42682
    @sully42682 10 лет назад +21

    This shit made me laugh so fucking hard. Holy fuck.

  • @Daniel_B79
    @Daniel_B79 4 года назад +5

    That might be the funniest story I've ever heard!

  • @darkcurrypowder
    @darkcurrypowder 8 лет назад +4

    This was the interview that introduced me to Louis CK, and I occasionally come back and watch this just to remind myself of why he's so great

  • @rahbeat9785
    @rahbeat9785 9 лет назад +3

    "i dont know what happand to you ..." omg i dropped it at this point XDD so funny

  • @andromedaiscoming185
    @andromedaiscoming185 7 лет назад +15

    damnit it sucks his career went down the toilet he was the funniest comedian of my generation.

    • @TheSeveredTongues
      @TheSeveredTongues 6 лет назад +14

      nah he will totally be back. way too talented and not damning enough of an offense imo.

  • @PoppaWhiskaz
    @PoppaWhiskaz 11 лет назад +2

    Louis CK is one of the few people who can make me literally laugh out loud when Im by myself on a computer. Same with Conan, you guys both rock!

  • @OwningPro
    @OwningPro 7 лет назад +5

    Louis is one of the best story tellers I've ever heard in my life

  • @harrythesailor3622
    @harrythesailor3622 5 лет назад +31

    He made 4 minutes feel like 10 seconds

  • @AliHSyed
    @AliHSyed 9 месяцев назад +1

    2:57 the collective “awww” is so cute 😅

  • @Enigma793
    @Enigma793 7 лет назад +3

    This man's storytelling ability is so next level that I actually forget that I'm listening to a comedian sometimes.

  • @slickcharlie343
    @slickcharlie343 3 года назад +4

    Bill Burr and Louis CK make Conan laugh for real. Without effort.

  • @GuiiBrazil
    @GuiiBrazil 10 лет назад +2

    The way he make the "dog lines" are freaking HILARIOUS!!! hahaha

  • @randensim3295
    @randensim3295 10 лет назад +15

    This human drunk as fuck, punching me and shit.

  • @deem3365
    @deem3365 5 лет назад +5

    "Just leave her alone"
    "SHE'S GONNA DIE!"
    love that play on words or is it misdirection?

  • @pinkace
    @pinkace Год назад +1

    That 'our thing is over' part.... freakin love it.

  • @PincheBeto_Bass
    @PincheBeto_Bass 3 года назад +7

    Kimmel would’ve interrupted the story soooo many times and Fallon would’ve died of laughter

    • @rainbow_63
      @rainbow_63 2 года назад +1

      And broke the table of his slaps😂

  • @FrancoCiminoPrado
    @FrancoCiminoPrado 11 лет назад +3

    I just don't know how many times I've seen this and still makes me laugh out loud so hard.

  • @EdwardGutierrez90
    @EdwardGutierrez90 7 лет назад +3

    I could put it up this high shelf....but I think not!! lol XD Conan is my favorite

  • @SilentMott
    @SilentMott 2 года назад +4

    Conan, Bill Burr, and Louis CK. The redhead triad of power.

  • @Sof-dp3jj
    @Sof-dp3jj 7 лет назад +4

    I watch this once a week to keep me going

  • @Abbekej
    @Abbekej 11 лет назад +1

    1:54 is the funniest thing i have ever heard in my entire life. Such a good impression of what he thought the dog was sayin.

  • @falcychead8198
    @falcychead8198 11 лет назад +10

    Here's the thing: There's a chemical in chocolate (I forget the name) which is poisonous to dogs, and to cats, and in fact is poisonous to humans, except you'd have to eat an insane amount to get a fatal dose.
    The amount of this chemical depends a lot on the type of chocolate; since it's usually "cut" with sugar and stuff, it's usually not dangerous. Dark chocolate is worse, but things like baking chocolate or cocoa have a much higher concentration.
    Since dogs come in all sorts of different sizes, what would be a safe amount for one dog could be fatal to another. It's very hard to tell. And even if you give your dog just a little bit of chocolate, what dog ever settled for a *little bit* of anything, once they got a taste?
    So even though it would probably be OK if your dog ate some chocolate, it's best not to let them have any at all. Otherwise you run the risk of coming home one day to find Mr. Winkle stiff on the kitchen floor after having broken into the baking chocolate.

    • @PsyMongazoid
      @PsyMongazoid 11 лет назад +2

      Yeah, I think we got that. Are you a vet?

    • @andrewjames9051
      @andrewjames9051 10 лет назад +3

      Janny310 Well for Easter coming up you should try it out. Buy a 5lbs easter egg made of chocolate and get your dog to eat the entire thing in one serving. Make sure you record it but don't interfere. Post it on your channel afterwards, I'll sub to you now so I can see it.

  • @donnamauer3215
    @donnamauer3215 3 года назад +3

    I still love Louis in 2021.

  • @ugurderin
    @ugurderin 6 месяцев назад +2

    No fake laughs. No interruption. He let a great storyteller share with us a sad but funny event.
    See how it's done, Jimmy Fallon?

  • @CezarMS1
    @CezarMS1 7 лет назад +18

    Louis come baaaaackkkkk pls I still luv u :'(

  • @jyapuwhitesinner2743
    @jyapuwhitesinner2743 8 лет назад +4

    such a funny storyteller..........great

  • @diannamiqayelyan9747
    @diannamiqayelyan9747 6 лет назад +1

    2:35 Conan is so into story so he reacts to every detail

  • @giorgigudiashvili4876
    @giorgigudiashvili4876 4 года назад +3

    This guy is gold. I envy your country for having him.

    • @justayoutuber1906
      @justayoutuber1906 3 года назад

      You know, his youtube videos aren't embargoed. Anyone can see them

  • @Natalka840
    @Natalka840 3 года назад +4

    Somebody animate this interview please

  • @Tronny232
    @Tronny232 10 лет назад +2

    Such a fantastic storyteller.

  • @gjikopulliT
    @gjikopulliT 6 лет назад +5

    I miss him so much

  • @djdannyd816
    @djdannyd816 5 лет назад +3

    Definition of Legendary

  • @cristinamonarrez8530
    @cristinamonarrez8530 8 лет назад +2

    Never has this emoji faces been so accurate
    😊😏😄😆😅😂 I really cried laughing at the end wow!

  • @arcanejazz
    @arcanejazz 10 лет назад +6

    My aunt used to have a dog that she would feed m&m's, and it lived for like 17 years.

    • @EvilJPH
      @EvilJPH 9 лет назад

      M&Ms aren't even real chocolates IMHO

  • @sichenghao3747
    @sichenghao3747 6 лет назад +8

    Want this guy back? Metoo

  • @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635
    @honest-teaspillingtheteaon2635 8 лет назад +1

    Excellent story telling. You had me at hello.

  • @MarcusAseth
    @MarcusAseth 8 лет назад +43

    My dog ate Hydrogen Peroxide so to counterbalance the effect and bring it back to normal I gave it 2 bars of dark chocolate.
    Strangely enough it died, and I blame Louis CK for spreading misinformation

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 3 года назад +3

    Come on, you gotta admit this guy can tell a pretty funny story.

  • @barf1449
    @barf1449 2 года назад

    This bit is right up the chill-chum’s alley in terms of humor you can tell how much fun Louis has coming back to Conan!

  • @islaewm2850
    @islaewm2850 4 года назад +4

    this was the funniest story ever