@STA9f, NONOGERMANGOLD, South Korean Mapping 🇰🇷O) Then Germ-any existed and killed soaps so then hand sanitiser, bleach, soaps and non-soaps had to team up.
For the pizza video, use the wacky-tacky funfun bread you made in this video with odd toppings that suit the dough. For example, dorito pizza with Mtn Dew dough.
Here are tips for your further bread making skills. 1 when you made the dough to wet just add more of the other ingredients 2 the dough should not be a solid before you kneed it 3 when kneeding it push with your palms for a long time while making sure to not push the dough over itself because that will cause lines in your bread 4 bread trays are important for the shape and consistency of the texture when baked😅 5 know that certain recipes call for the dough to be refrigerated 6 putting flour on the surface you kneed dough on helps it not stick 7 putting flour on the outside of the ball is important so it can keep its shape I hope these help you with future videos, and love your channel❤❤ And gabe is wrong
Honestly, I'd definitely try to make the maple and BBQ breads. Just dial back the amount of liquid and dilute with water. This should mellow the flavor of the BBQ and see both loaves cook evenly and throughout the loaf. Remember, your bread NEEDS water to steam from within.
They talked about power outages for a bit which reminded me of when i lived in arizona. There would be a power outage if there was slight wind. At some points, the power would go out for hours for no reason
now I’m only waiting to go to somebody’s house and eat their bread only for them to reveal that the secret ingredient was like apple sauce or something
So I heard through part of the video you had a thunderstorm watch for your location. So it’s pretty crazy, earlier today I was driving through Iowa, and all the sudden the radio cuts out, and all you hear is just screeching. You know, the Emergency Alert System, and I’m listening and I hear “tornado warning” and that scares the crap out of me, because why else would it be broadcasting? It was for Des Moines; the area I was in AN HOUR AGO, so yeah, I kind of dodged a bullet there.
my favorite part about the Gatorade Bread meme is that the original post was SLIGHTLY incorrect. it suggested that bread is liquid, flour, and yeast, which /is/ true, but not entirely. yeast likes to have a lil sugar to work and make that bread rise like jesus from the tomb. and salt. because saltless bread is gross. the suggestion of Gatorade bread was stupid, as was intended, but it was GOOD. because Gatorade in and of itself is basically just water with sugar and salt in it. So while the original post got some things wrong, the Gatorade addition was accidentally GENIUS
I was eating something while watching this, but stopped mid-bite when I heard Terraria music Was not something I expected on a blursed bread making video
this is very good C̵̢̼̝̻͕̩̼̝̦̘̟͈̝̺͠Ū̸̧̺͓̱̞͓͉͕̠͕̩̓͂̑̐͊̍̍̐͋̕̕͝͠R̶̨̧͕̭̳̘̤̫̬̱͚̰͎̟̭̟̺̺͆͑̉̈͂͊S̷̗͎͇̣̭̈̐Ę̵̧̡͚͓̲͕̼͔͍͎̙̩̱̦̣͋͛̐͐̂͊͑͑̽̎̔̐̀̚͝D̴̡̖̫̗̮̻̰̰̮̪̣̪̖͈̈́̀̈́̾̄̋͌̄̐̆̒̚͠ bread
this reminds me of the time i was at the store with my mom and we saw "charcoal bread". we bought it and it's taste was of regular bread with dirt in it.
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hey i am first also what is 3
Make Cursed Sandwiches now my good sir.
Make more cursed bred
4th
5th?
this is a certified hood classic and the video that i discovered your channel with
glad to see that you’ve grown a lot since then
This video was made an hour ago
@@Average_goikian it’s a reupload you gastrointestinal disease
@@Average_goikian look at the pinned comment
@@Average_goikian bro 💀
@@Average_goikianit was posted a long time ago, just reuploaded
This is definitely one of the bread making videos of all time
Certainly
@@RowletRissoto hey! as a bar of soap, can we break racism together?
@@skelobones yes
@STA9f, NONOGERMANGOLD, South Korean Mapping 🇰🇷O)
Then Germ-any existed and killed soaps so then hand sanitiser, bleach, soaps and non-soaps had to team up.
Agreed
The 🍞 b r e a d 🍞 counsel approves
@theguyfromthebergerkingad bread 👍
@@badanimationstudios3358 bread 👍
@@ThatEgyptianGamer-or1cq bread 👍
@@BushChikin bread 👍
@@KaleidoSpect bread 👍
Johnny might not be pregnant, but he delivers
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love this.
Man I’d love to try that coconut bread. Too bad my mom doesn’t trust me with an oven.
Prove your mother wrong. Bake some bread anyway.
Maybe do not follow the advice of the guy above me
@@tikoblocks3224 i was baking with the over by the time I was 7. No excuse for parents to not be teaching their children how to cook.
@@thedarkmonarch no, my dad’s teaching me how to cook I just don’t feel safe near a oven
@@AustinMurray0519 Be brave. Go near oven.
I actually made the coffee bread and mixed in cinnamon, and it was delicious
Coffee + maple syrup + cinnamon. The greatest bread
isn't that just a coffee cake?
@@lucrencrum6670 shhhhhh
I made monster and coffee bread
@@noahhaspaulYour gonna have a heart attack lol.
Edit: I'm probably already too late
For the pizza video, use the wacky-tacky funfun bread you made in this video with odd toppings that suit the dough. For example, dorito pizza with Mtn Dew dough.
He already made the video on his other channel
@@AzidDrop oh, ok
mountain dewgh
This makes me think that Jonney should start a cooking channel
What about jonny?
Johnny and Gabe are indeed "Master-Bakers"
And incorrect
@@Not-not-Milkeveryone when someone makes a joke, you go with the joke till someones ready to get wooshed, today is that time. R/whooosh
Only if weed
1:48 That is the worst way I've ever seen anyone open a bag of flour.
How many people do you see open flour 😂
Best*
1:48 is the best way to open flour ever ngl
"So I'd be filling my guts with nothing but bread" God, I wish that were me
Here are tips for your further bread making skills.
1 when you made the dough to wet just add more of the other ingredients
2 the dough should not be a solid before you kneed it
3 when kneeding it push with your palms for a long time while making sure to not push the dough over itself because that will cause lines in your bread
4 bread trays are important for the shape and consistency of the texture when baked😅
5 know that certain recipes call for the dough to be refrigerated
6 putting flour on the surface you kneed dough on helps it not stick
7 putting flour on the outside of the ball is important so it can keep its shape
I hope these help you with future videos, and love your channel❤❤
And gabe is wrong
How long do I cook it?
@@ThejitplaysVR3 minutes and 22 seconds
Honestly, I'd definitely try to make the maple and BBQ breads. Just dial back the amount of liquid and dilute with water. This should mellow the flavor of the BBQ and see both loaves cook evenly and throughout the loaf. Remember, your bread NEEDS water to steam from within.
They talked about power outages for a bit which reminded me of when i lived in arizona. There would be a power outage if there was slight wind. At some points, the power would go out for hours for no reason
Bread aside,
I just realized I have never seen Jonny without his sunglasses.
8:53 I felt that half way pouring that BBQ sauce was over doing it but they just had too add more saying that there was not enough 😂😂
now I’m only waiting to go to somebody’s house and eat their bread only for them to reveal that the secret ingredient was like apple sauce or something
This should be titled “baking bad” or “breaking bread”
In a Techno blade voice : "This ain't breaking bad this Baking bread!"
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@@FurretAnimationsIsEpicdamn
Bro I thought it was part of the arg with the text
Same bro
same bro
New stuff added to the bakery's toolkit!
Gabe is wrong
-ur welcome johnny
I’m ADORING these new longer videos. So good!!!
Theyre reuploads (from the OG channel, now Jonny Razer Longs)
The bread was the *yeast* of their problems
It’s always a good day when he uploads
i dont know if i should be scared or insulted but im happy and amussed
"It feels like sad" jonny
3:02 “OooOOoOhHH iTs ReD”
-Gabe
Fun fact: flour is explosive when spread in the air
So I heard through part of the video you had a thunderstorm watch for your location. So it’s pretty crazy, earlier today I was driving through Iowa, and all the sudden the radio cuts out, and all you hear is just screeching. You know, the Emergency Alert System, and I’m listening and I hear “tornado warning” and that scares the crap out of me, because why else would it be broadcasting? It was for Des Moines; the area I was in AN HOUR AGO, so yeah, I kind of dodged a bullet there.
This bread has found its new curse
He is truly Baking Bad
breaking bad
baking bread
“Breading Bad.”
What was the heat of the oven and how long did you cook it?
Bro needs to invite waltuh whit for baking the bread
This is a certified bred moment
This man used real vermont maple syrup. He has great taste.
As someone who sometimes makes bread I was horrified
Gabe my Babe is wrong
I’d love to see the whole video
6:56 made me laugh histerically
The mario kart menu music coming in at the perfect time
Remember when Jonny wasn't C̶̨̧̟̤͉̻͎̬̘͍̠͎̼̾̓̕͘ͅͅȔ̴̩͇͕̻̏̔̂̋́̑̆́͑̋R̴̹̃S̵̡̬͎͈̱̹͇̭̖̺͍̋͐ͅȨ̴̛̿̍̌̃͊̋̌̾̚̚͝D̷̥̝̣͙͎͍̓̽̄͑͝
Would genuinely eat all of them
my favorite part about the Gatorade Bread meme is that the original post was SLIGHTLY incorrect. it suggested that bread is liquid, flour, and yeast, which /is/ true, but not entirely. yeast likes to have a lil sugar to work and make that bread rise like jesus from the tomb. and salt. because saltless bread is gross.
the suggestion of Gatorade bread was stupid, as was intended, but it was GOOD. because Gatorade in and of itself is basically just water with sugar and salt in it. So while the original post got some things wrong, the Gatorade addition was accidentally GENIUS
i loved this video a lot, i really hope to see more stuff like this cuz this is my jam. pun half intended. dont ask how it was half intended.
This reminds me of the time I ate a phonebook
very nice cursed bread sir
The shovel knight ost makes it perfect
I had a seizure reading the title
Friend did this with monster energy a few years back
Bread 👍
You can replace the sugar in bread with Maple Sugar or Honey. You can't replace the water, as they are liquid sugars.
i loved the moment when jonny said: "it's breading time." and he breaded all over everything
Bruh I thought that said breed
💀
“Fun barbecue projectile” sounds like it could be a tf2 weapon
As a Canadian i feel very joy when maple syrup bread.
I just imagine one of his family members coming over and opening his pantry and just seeing the bread
Gabe is Jonny
I like bread.
HOW DARE U MAKE ME CURSED!!!!!!!!
The Breading Edge of Science
Honestly if you made pizza with cursed water replacements hot sauce might be decent. Or built in marinara sauce lol
I was eating something while watching this, but stopped mid-bite when I heard Terraria music
Was not something I expected on a blursed bread making video
If this is not in a waffle house I am going to lose it
The waffle house has found its new recipe
@@youraveragerobloxkidi will spin your spine 180 degrees
@@Local_Phantasm not if I do it first
@@youraveragerobloxkid you clearly mean your own spine because i traded my spine for a cool rock
so gladly
This guy is waking up in the mroning feeling like p diddy
1:44 What do you have?
A knife 😁
Nnnnnooooo
I love how he doesn’t say the big container just
“what do u think the BIG is “
As an expert, I can confirm that this is definitely bread
this is very good C̵̢̼̝̻͕̩̼̝̦̘̟͈̝̺͠Ū̸̧̺͓̱̞͓͉͕̠͕̩̓͂̑̐͊̍̍̐͋̕̕͝͠R̶̨̧͕̭̳̘̤̫̬̱͚̰͎̟̭̟̺̺͆͑̉̈͂͊S̷̗͎͇̣̭̈̐Ę̵̧̡͚͓̲͕̼͔͍͎̙̩̱̦̣͋͛̐͐̂͊͑͑̽̎̔̐̀̚͝D̴̡̖̫̗̮̻̰̰̮̪̣̪̖͈̈́̀̈́̾̄̋͌̄̐̆̒̚͠ bread
Bro turned into zalgo while typing the tittle
‘bread’
you mortals haven't even tried sprite pizza smh
damn bro my favorit show."baking bad"
this reminds me of the time i was at the store with my mom and we saw "charcoal bread". we bought it and it's taste was of regular bread with dirt in it.
*What*-
we just barely hit that 4 like goal; I was worried we wouldn't get the pizza sequel!
5:28 WAAAA-👶
Gatorade is mostly water so that’s why it tastes like bread
3:54 this bread looks depressing
As food tech GCSE student.
This both hurts me, makes me scared and makes me happy because I spent about half a year making bread so I hate it now
ah yes, Baking Bad
You should make the maple syrup bread French toast
THE BREAD GODS APPROVE Gabe is wrong
11:14 Yes toast the bread 😂😂
is it just me or does sweet baby rays bread sound fucking amazing
You gotta keep pushing your long form videos in shorts, this was amazing
Good job future bred soldier
Babe is wrong
what happens if you mix them ALL in one big bread
You have an omegaloaf that tastes like a computer screen
he's breading bad
Gabe is Wong
Jesse! We need to bake
The Gatorade bread was too powerful just making it cause unforeseen weather patterns
The only reason the sweet baby rays bread sucked is that you used the honey flavor, not the classic flavor
This isn't breaking bad, this is baking bad
3:02 I really I thought it was blue
i got so happy when the faygo came up and the icp photo my whole body freaking shook with happiness
Everybodys so creative! 🥰
Gabe is wrong. Bread is bread. Bread is good for thy tummy. Bread is yommy.
Bro put a new meaning to "I Tried It So You Dont Have To!"💀☠