Have you never known a dumbass that thinks they can freestyle? They are constantly waiting for their moment to share their talents. If you think of what the median IQ might be of people who attend these conventions and then think about how half of that audience has a lower IQ than that. Then think about what percentage of them might have been practicing along with Eminem their entire life waiting for their 8-Mile moment, even if it is at a consciousness convention or furry convention or flat Earth convention... If someone throws a mic in their face and asks them if they can freestyle, you bet your ass they are doing it.
8:18 HAHAHA there's no way that bitch looks 20 XD not only that, for someone who lived their entire life in the "wild" of Russia she sure seems to obsess about make up and wears it pretty well. I wouldn't imagine make up standards existed or she would care about that if she lived in the forest. Instead she looks like the typical russian home wife, never forgetting her eyeliner.
@Liam O’Neil tbh - that´s just normal craziness as most of us start laughing after the lyrics part and say something along the lines of "oh god, glad nobody saw that!" so ... we don´t identify as rappers, I´d argue.
With a decent production budget this could be absolutely incredible. But then again, the more popular he becomes the more known he will be to the people he visits. I love how the alien guy who just so happens to speak on behalf of these super advanced aliens that for some reason decided to take interest in this one random guy always seems to tell people all this unimportant stuff. Nothing about the process of how he's doing it, or how they cant test what their doing, or even small details about what alien they are, what they look like, where they live, you know questions that scientists would ask, instead, they all have stuff to tell you about....confidence...wow thank you alien what an amazing life lesson to spend all that effort to communicate. Oh that'll be 75$ by the way. Why would it be free, afterall, I always leave 20$ for the people at star bucks when I over hear their conversations. Nothing more valuable to that alien than making sure his telephone makes money.
There's a rapper at every single one of these and they are all the same amount of dillusional about their skills. I'd say it's mind blowing but since SoundCloud started it's not lol. Beastie boys wrote 'too many rappers' like almost ten years ago now there is a rapper infestation. The fuckin internet man...
God the first guy is so happy and cheerful i can't hate him. But I'm pretty sure he would kill me in my sleep to sacrifice me to some cosmic entity in his PCP rage
This first guy you interviewed with the dolphin sounds I've seen for like a decade at dead shows spinning in circles non stop. I swear this man doesn't get sea sick or dizzy
This channel has taught me that humanity is FAR more diverse and strange than I've ever imagined. Also, if crazy people had an specific language, I think they would rap all day
@@armand9120 That's a very interesting perspective to have, and I respect it. However, whoever is running this chanel is trying his hardest to prove you wrong
gamerman360 he has a gift for sure. Not many people can get all of these type of interviews and talk with literally anybody.. Weirdness doesn’t phase him either
"I've been involved in number of cults, both as a leader and a follower, you have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader" - Creed Bratton
@@antimanti4666 as I interpreted the comment is like you have more fun and are more happy as a person with not too much money but enough and you work for somebody or do what you love as opposed to being rich as hell and you usually hear they’re sad and depressed and not fulfilled whether it be due to greed or selling your soul aka doing something you don’t love but you do it for the money if I’m not mistaken
im actually fucking wheezing, ive worked at this expo before and i can confirm this type of stuff goes down. the whole expo has great energy, a lot of people looking to share love and light, but also a lot of funny shit and people trying to sell LOL edit: ok except for the republican goddess guy who let him in
hi I also worked at the expo for a couple years and most likely let him in while doing admission and wristbands. the only criterion was to have a wristband.
It's not a all gas no brakes video without: Someone tripping, Someone rapping, Someone explaining their borderline or full-on antisemitic conspiracy theories.
Big props to Andrew for going through with that. He goes into these saying that he is going to go in and do whatever it takes to make these people feel comfortable to talk to him, and is put through that.
He does look genuinely happy though. So that's nice. I'm trying not to say mean or edgy stuff anymore. I've been a real shit, and I wanna make new friends. Not the hippy though.
He means take the credit for keeping a straight face while standing in front of all these fucking pelicans while his friend interviews them. Obviously the videos are edited.
In all seriousness here, I have mad respect for your interviewing style and how you can talk to everyone from every walk of life and treat them with dignity, not interrupt them, give them a platform, and ask them questions in a respectful manner. We need more of that in society.
Yeah, obviously the videos are to make fun of people but a lot of these types of interviewers turn it into a full blown argument with the person being interviewed. Its nice when you just get to hear what these people believe and understand it a bit more while knowing how bloody insane these people are.
@@WillowLeeWaters A friend of mine loaned Daryl Anka $10K and help to produce a film. He bailed on her when what he thought was a better offer and did not return her money. She asked him what Bashar would think of that behavior and got no response.
Pandie Eyess sis don’t let this old crinkly ass crazy man make you feel uncomfortable in your femininity like he’s a literal lunatic and you don’t need validation from anyone to continue being the bad bitch you are
I recently spent some days on a hospital. After a week eating hospital food a friend brought me a roasted chicken with fries. I stared at that meal the same way that dude stared at those birds. He definitely wants to eat them.
Omg the editing is genius, I laughed soo hard when dude was feeding chxn nuggers to the bird, the music, everything had me rolling, I haven't even finished the video and had to say this. Pure Gold
Is he saying like: "Yeah... that's how you know it's real, because I wasn't on acid anymore and I still saw Jesus", or is he going back on his no and changing his answer to yeah?
Liam O’Neil untrue. I have a friend who acts exactly like this guy when sober. If you live in the Seattle area, you meet people like this all the time.
@Liam O’Neil Not to mention you wake up the next morning and see all the garbage and chaos that happened. Still, I've had a lot of fun at festies. OCF, Barterfaire, Rainbow Fest (that was wild).
i've met that first dude before years ago. he was running around a festival naked, the entire 3 days and smiling at people with mad eye contact like that. I see he hasnt changed and still happy
0:00 Dolphin-Jesus man (probably the happiest man alive) 3:29 Pink-clothed geometry guy 3:35 The Extraterrestrial Channeller - pre-interview (+testimonial) 4:02 The Channeller himself 4:40 Post-Channeller 4:50 The sad eclectus-/pionus-parrots fellow (don't worry, the conures cheered him up :) ) 5:53 The Russian Ascended Master (read: average theosophist leader) 6:54 The Ageless Russian Shaman Priestess 8:31 Obligatory con-rapper 10:14 Orgasmic Leadership Coach (feat. her dog) 11:49 The Galactic Clone truther 12:28 Clone Clothes lady 13:24 Reverend William (made a website so he can find his Republican Goddess)
Lol this is the new generations Tom Green. Tom was an expert at finding these type of people but being very serious around them and getting gold on camera! I seen your HBO documentary two days ago and I’m a huge fan now. Keep doing what your doing!
I'd say this video in particular had a little too much editing for my tastes, even though it was still very entertaining. I really enjoy his candid interviews, though.
honestly i dont care if the first guy was on drugs or crazy or on to something but his enthusiams and joy and unapologetically being himself is just amazing
Yeah imo if you can find a purpose that makes you as happy as that man was, you've succeeded. Even if it's odd or unorthodox, as long as it's not hurting anybody and you find happiness in it, I'm not gonna stop you from pursuing it.
Spoilers! Cripes Almighty. Praise Cripes. Jeebis Cripes, that is. Russ is the g.o.a.t. he's a witch and a magician trying to contain the consciousness of humanity under the string of the..uh, Mental. First place, man. 68 bars. #OrgasmTime
"When you feel like 'I have no confidence', you're confident about that." Okay, that's actually good. Everything else is people mentally running from their past traumas and mistakes, but that line was probably the only legit sensible statement in the entire report.
@@frizzybob like when u appraisingly smash back just one or two cheeky little fellas just to get lay of the land and before you know if your strapped backwards and upside down on the express train to Pluto.
these kinds of people live in your town. they just don't have the financial resources or family to help them manage their affairs so they end up homeless or under the poverty line where they get ignored
this dude is so talented. i would be making way too many expressive faces that signal that i think your weird and would make these people clam up and closed. the ability to get these people to open up is amazing
One of my best laughs in recent years came at about 2:00 . Watch from beginning to understand . Wow lolol the camera twist around you, the zoom into the faces, but it was the sound effect after 2:00 that made me wake up my neighbors with laughter.
@@lilcritic3260 not necessarily. as someone who has seen the inside of mental hospitals and met some very interesting people, he could be completely sober
@@melissafellers854 We need to find somewhere to send them all. Antarctica? Can we send our nations idiots to live in Antarctica, out of the way of intelligent people?
Sorry to get political, but WP is kinda a trigger for me: They once literally published an article claiming there is too much democracy in the Middle East. Pretty dark, huh?
@@manulettleur8577 I found that article and it was in their op-ed section. You should really distinguish between the news content of a publication and the opinion content of a person that doesn't even work there.
For a year or two i did schrooms and lsd every month sometimes for days straight just kept up the doses then some weeks break for tolerance, 20g+ dried schrooms or 1000uq+ lsd frequent have made me permanent so wierd im allways noticing it myself
@@acutedog162 They're tripped out of their minds and making insane claims about the nature of reality without any evidence to back it up. It's basically a hippy drug cult. Very gullible people.
This man's ability to keep a straight face in the most strenuous environments is unmatched in this dimension
He is actually living in the fifth dimension
@@cartola48 Actual Alien
It is his Super Power
its so good when he cant hold it together tho
That is not a straight face...
All those blemishes are obvious signs of willfully ignorant crookedness.
How in the world is there always one guy rapping in all the conventions. No matter where. No matter when. Always rappers.
I believe he asks people if they can rap.
@@Mind_Funeral either that or literally all the people in the videos are actors
you just mad because you dont have bars
Have you never known a dumbass that thinks they can freestyle? They are constantly waiting for their moment to share their talents.
If you think of what the median IQ might be of people who attend these conventions and then think about how half of that audience has a lower IQ than that. Then think about what percentage of them might have been practicing along with Eminem their entire life waiting for their 8-Mile moment, even if it is at a consciousness convention or furry convention or flat Earth convention... If someone throws a mic in their face and asks them if they can freestyle, you bet your ass they are doing it.
@@somaporcelina strolling through the convention
Everyone knows about the Hidden Dimension
No need No mention
America's last real journalist at it again
9 minutes in...
Our Hunter S Thompson
This...is...awesome. Do anti-vax shit next.
8:18 HAHAHA there's no way that bitch looks 20 XD not only that, for someone who lived their entire life in the "wild" of Russia she sure seems to obsess about make up and wears it pretty well. I wouldn't imagine make up standards existed or she would care about that if she lived in the forest. Instead she looks like the typical russian home wife, never forgetting her eyeliner.
Haha
This expo is like a church youth group went LARPing and everyone chose to be a wizard. They never stopped playing.
Low key best comment
You are what you believe
@@Loveisloveislove2 That doesn't speak well for you, then, if you believe such an inanely stupid platitude.
Until you meet that person that ACTUALLY talks to aliens
@@Bright-Space-Frontier I'm sure they all think they're that guy.
Using these videos as a dataset I have calculated that about 22,7% of Americans actively identify as a rapper.
Truer than you know. I think it's a much higher percentage.
Since you use commas and periods backwards I'm assuming you aren't american, so I'll confirm one of my 5 total friends is actually Eminem.
@Liam O’Neil tbh - that´s just normal craziness as most of us start laughing after the lyrics part and say something along the lines of "oh god, glad nobody saw that!" so ... we don´t identify as rappers, I´d argue.
I’d say its gotta be 25%
Only 38% lower than the amount who seem suspicious of or outright dislike Jewish people.
I feel like this channel has the potential to document a man's slow decent into madness as these niche subcultures slowly assimilate him.
It's an interesting idea but I just want this guy to continue doing what he does. Maybe someone can make a movie based off this?
slow descent?
if you want to see people descended into madness just go hang out with some corporate administrators.
excuse me ur not descending into madness your discovering the 8 hidden strands of your dna through holy vibrations (i'm sure its all true)
With a decent production budget this could be absolutely incredible. But then again, the more popular he becomes the more known he will be to the people he visits. I love how the alien guy who just so happens to speak on behalf of these super advanced aliens that for some reason decided to take interest in this one random guy always seems to tell people all this unimportant stuff. Nothing about the process of how he's doing it, or how they cant test what their doing, or even small details about what alien they are, what they look like, where they live, you know questions that scientists would ask, instead, they all have stuff to tell you about....confidence...wow thank you alien what an amazing life lesson to spend all that effort to communicate. Oh that'll be 75$ by the way. Why would it be free, afterall, I always leave 20$ for the people at star bucks when I over hear their conversations. Nothing more valuable to that alien than making sure his telephone makes money.
The whole sequence with the man and the parrots is a masterclass in cinematography.
That shit was magical. Shout out to the cameraman.
Do you guys know the song ?
I was looking for this comment 😂
I love the Russian womans outlook on life and Futurama reference: "Thanks to the power of denial, I'm immortal" lol
I can't believe this guy invented journalism.
just in time, too
@Ben Bakody someone had to do it... people were getting tired of seeing the same narrative told for 50 years
@mr nom better get on that
I can
I didn't expect there to be a rapper at a show like this, but if anyone could find him, it's you
True
Looks like there is a rapper at every event, just like drugs.
There's a rapper at every single one of these and they are all the same amount of dillusional about their skills. I'd say it's mind blowing but since SoundCloud started it's not lol. Beastie boys wrote 'too many rappers' like almost ten years ago now there is a rapper infestation. The fuckin internet man...
That's his superpower, or one of them anyway
If allgasnobrakes taught me anything is that there is always a rapper everywhere.
God the first guy is so happy and cheerful i can't hate him.
But I'm pretty sure he would kill me in my sleep to sacrifice me to some cosmic entity in his PCP rage
S C I’ll take a guy spreading love over a guy spreading hate any day.
He looks like he hasn't seen a bottle of shampoo in a decade.
Hes 100% on acid rn.
@@milesedgeworth132 Wonder how he is doing during corona, hope he stays safe.
his teeth say heroin addict to me, not acid or pcp
This first guy you interviewed with the dolphin sounds I've seen for like a decade at dead shows spinning in circles non stop. I swear this man doesn't get sea sick or dizzy
Can definitely see homes in the spin pit. He’s permafried.
The world needs your interviews now more than ever
That guy at the end...is going to be trolled SOOOOO hard because of that being at the end of the video XD
Really, God save the USA from Corona to let him film videos interviewing people in order to help people like me, in Germany.
@@markusyeetus if any country needs a viral cleaning it's the US, perhaps a lesson learned regarding choice of leadership for events like these.
@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 if anything needs a 'cleansing' its your brainwashed opinions. cheers.
@@seemstwo8919it took you that long to come up with that? Wow. You sure showed me.
There will not be a single video where someone doesn’t rap at him. Legend
I was hunting for this comment. The freestyles always give a good boost to the cringe ratings in these vids lmao
Some got bars lol
Summery of All Gas No Brakes videos is Antisemitism+Rap+Creepy guys making weird sounds
And someone orgasming on command
the earth is flat, jack. flat like a flapjack.
The Furies were still the most normal people on this channel.
Just the one guy responded with "no" lmao
@@shadowninja980 he's right, you know
PiterburgCowboy think we found the furry....
@@mikeutube011 say what you will about the furries, but they were mostly just awkward people wearing costumes
Lemons Whiteside i have no hate for furries, or anyone else for that matter. i was just being a troll
I absolutely love how Andrew subtly presses people when they start talking about a "globalist cabal" so they'll say who they actually mean
What do they actually mean?
@@brianbadonde9251
Israelites
@@brianbadonde9251 the red legion, reports say they are strong, relentless and have never met defeat
@@brianbadonde9251 the fire nation
@@brianbadonde9251 zionists
Ironically most of these people seem about 70% unconscious.
J C hahahahahaha
0:50
all the weed they smoke has fried their minds
All the dudes are blitzed as hell
@@jamble7k yes weed very very bad :(
This channel has taught me that humanity is FAR more diverse and strange than I've ever imagined. Also, if crazy people had an specific language, I think they would rap all day
Yea like these guys and the flat earthers. Their worlds as so much more fantasticical than normal reality.
Bars.
Are you familiar with Death Grips?
Why do you think rappers are always so damn weird?
That's why all the best rappers are at expos
@@armand9120 That's a very interesting perspective to have, and I respect it. However, whoever is running this chanel is trying his hardest to prove you wrong
First guy you interviewed is a reincarnated dolphin.
God, he had to be the most grateful dolphin.
Definitely was a dolphin in a past life, I don't doubt it one bit
He's the example what happens when you take too much acid :D
@@Schradermusic this mans like a dolphin on acid
Alexander Kazolias I yearn for vibes that positive tbh
The most unbelievable thing in this whole episode was that anyone would think Russ is the goat
Truly all gas no brakes will go down in history as one of the greatest journalist of our generation. A modern Joseph Pulitzer
gamerman360 he has a gift for sure. Not many people can get all of these type of interviews and talk with literally anybody..
Weirdness doesn’t phase him either
@@EsotericHighway Think he might be slightly desensitized by now
For 20
lol yeah.
Look up Joe Goes
@@Ew4ya after the flat earth conference and burning man nothing can get to him
"When missioned fulfilled i die" most russian line ever
spencer strand
Die is mission, comrade.
I'd like to haunt her just to join a research of her body
@@MYRDDIN93 huuaahhauaaaaaaaaaaaaah🕊️👁️👽
"Mission objective: rig US 2020 election again"
she is talking about the cyanide pill under her fake tooth for use after the millionth twitter bot is born
The dude feeding those birds looks like an oblivion character
By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's you, the Grand Champion, standing here next to me!
"Thank you kind sir!"
Fr 😂
I live in el salvador and this channel is now my window to the usa ... love it
"I've been involved in number of cults, both as a leader and a follower, you have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader" - Creed Bratton
kind of sums up life if you think about it.
this really does describe this whole video
@@wincelet yeah it describes life actually, I change my mind.
@@wincelet how ?
@@antimanti4666 as I interpreted the comment is like you have more fun and are more happy as a person with not too much money but enough and you work for somebody or do what you love as opposed to being rich as hell and you usually hear they’re sad and depressed and not fulfilled whether it be due to greed or selling your soul aka doing something you don’t love but you do it for the money if I’m not mistaken
The only journalist to dive into depths of America that rarely sees light.....
Lookup JoeGoes
Darshan K.P i think those ones of todays video See a lil to much light
Peter Jones FACTS
Are you guys talking about how the video is overexposed(the camera iris is a little too open) or are you getting metaphorical?
Oh no ross and carrie :)
The jesus guy was the best. No conspiracy theories, just acids and love.
Yes indeed a drugged population is for sure more easily controlled.
@@AleXoEx0 Imagine all the people running around with that dopeysmile
he's just vibin not hurtin anybody
@@elijahkamali6782 fr. Dudes got no problems with anyone.
@@AleXoEx0 kind of the opposite my guy
im actually fucking wheezing, ive worked at this expo before and i can confirm this type of stuff goes down. the whole expo has great energy, a lot of people looking to share love and light, but also a lot of funny shit and people trying to sell LOL
edit: ok except for the republican goddess guy who let him in
hi I also worked at the expo for a couple years and most likely let him in while doing admission and wristbands. the only criterion was to have a wristband.
That woman who said she didn't age since age 20 clearly overestimates her makeup skills
Peter Lustig
She’s the most 40 year old looking 20 year old I’ve ever seen.
She was one of the guys in early years secondary school with a full on beard
@Peter Lustig
Hey Peter!!! Noch n Deutscher, endlich...
found her :D ruclips.net/video/1ePtrJrPfA8/видео.html
@@mr.magnus8750 Herr Magnus! Noch n Deutscher, ja nice
It's not a all gas no brakes video without:
Someone tripping,
Someone rapping,
Someone explaining their borderline or full-on antisemitic conspiracy theories.
Chris there were no antisemitic conspiracy theories tho
@@csgomontagegonewronggonese9486 The term "globalist" is generally considered an antisemitic dog whistle.
You got some balls calling out these dumb fuck antisemitic smooth brains. Respect.
@@helicopter2992 Talking about Catholics? I know man the church is just fucking terrible. Burn it down.
Veracious oh thankyou brother i didnt spot this one
"Just eyegaze with me for a minute..."
I'm gonna start ending my own arguments this way.
I can smell that guy through my computer
Big props to Andrew for going through with that. He goes into these saying that he is going to go in and do whatever it takes to make these people feel comfortable to talk to him, and is put through that.
Please do😂😂
He does look genuinely happy though. So that's nice. I'm trying not to say mean or edgy stuff anymore. I've been a real shit, and I wanna make new friends. Not the hippy though.
@@Rabbit-the-One hey man. Stop picking on hippy jesus. Or I'll find you and eye gaze the shit out of you.
That whole bird situation with those people should have been wholesome but it was very eerie
“When you feel like, I have no confidence. Your confident about that. So you actually have confidence.” My mind is blown
it actually made sense tho. hes saying people have confidence in not having it
@@joeschmoe2875 yeah at least that guys grift seems to be to empower people through the authority of his imaginary space agony aunt
@@joeschmoe2875 a lack of something doesn't equal something. That's like saying you don't have water so you have water.
@@adrianneosa1490 not exactly, no.
@@joeschmoe2875 he's playing with the word. Having self- confidence is different from being sure about something.
God, I just love how surreal the parrots edit was.
what about that shit with the dog 0.0 like holy fuck get help lady.
THIS IS ART
Eric Andre or Tim & Eric vibes.
Thats gonna be his adult swim audition tape
Kyle Le Roux i lol'd !!!
ok that's it...
???? WHO IS THE CAMERAMAN ????
seriously, he deserves at least 34% of the credit.
He means take the credit for keeping a straight face while standing in front of all these fucking pelicans while his friend interviews them. Obviously the videos are edited.
Can we all send love and energy to the cameraman?
@@Tater_Toot wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee wheeeeeeeee
Nah more like 35%
Darryl actually gives okay advice about learning to become more confident for certain individuals
this event looks like they just combined every religion into one
Buddhism is "compatible" with everything if you squint. And Buddhism is the most popular religion with psychonaughts
@@b.l.8755 so is taoism but moreso
Every religion mixed with acid
That's the point, they see everything as one being.
On acid
"There's not an alien in there, but there's an alien speaking through... Daryll."
thank you for these precious moments of humanity man
Fax tho 🤍🤍
There is so much to comment on I don't even know where to start.
All Gas No Brakes is a gift to this world.
Alexis Beshara honestly it gives me mad Eric Andre show vibes
scottyfett I feel that too
@@scottyfett definitely inspired by Eric Andre for sure. So good though 😂
I know right? I'm still commenting every minute because I'm amazed by what some people say. Lower vibrationals man
I saw this guy at the beginning at a Grateful Dead concert, and he was dancing his heart out. so cool
In all seriousness here, I have mad respect for your interviewing style and how you can talk to everyone from every walk of life and treat them with dignity, not interrupt them, give them a platform, and ask them questions in a respectful manner. We need more of that in society.
@Ryan Bergener obviously but he lets them talk which clearly a lot of these ppl don’t get to talk a lot
You clearly have no idea why he makes these videos. Its to expose different cultures and how weird they are LMFAO. How are u not aware of that
@Ryan Bergener but he does not do it by himself. He makes them do it. There is nothing bad to say against that.
While also having a subtle sense of humor about the whole thing. Dude is skilled.
Yeah, obviously the videos are to make fun of people but a lot of these types of interviewers turn it into a full blown argument with the person being interviewed. Its nice when you just get to hear what these people believe and understand it a bit more while knowing how bloody insane these people are.
This man could take to the streets during a quarantine and still manage to find someone rapping
And he did 😂
And he did
I can smell this conference all the way across the country.
@Stephen Kimbell and marijuana
videos you can smell...
4:20 what this man said was actually really thoughtful and touched me deeply
Daryl Anka, channeler of Bashar 😆 My kid just sent me this because he’s one of my favorite teachers lol
@@WillowLeeWaters A friend of mine loaned Daryl Anka $10K and help to produce a film. He bailed on her when what he thought was a better offer and did not return her money. She asked him what Bashar would think of that behavior and got no response.
I've never seen a suicidal dog before, but I assume that's what it'd look like.
The music fits the expression of the dog soo well
Lmao he looks so dead inside im dying
No no no, She was right, It was totally having an orgasm.
Proof; Every girl I've slept with had the same expression on their face.
She asked the dog if it feels Orgasmic lmao
@@MeCooper underrated comment
“So how many women applied” the pain in his eyes.
I have applied. Though I‘m not sure if he‘ll accept me, as I‘m a male atheist Democrat… still, it‘s worth a try.
@@iski4317 are you against evil political cockroaches?
It depends
He made me ashamed of my feminism and now I have no self esteem
Pandie Eyess sis don’t let this old crinkly ass crazy man make you feel uncomfortable in your femininity like he’s a literal lunatic and you don’t need validation from anyone to continue being the bad bitch you are
the guy staring at those birds was on the verge of eating them
i thought the camera would turn away from him for one second and he would be covered in blood and feathers, but none of the birds would be missing
I recently spent some days on a hospital. After a week eating hospital food a friend brought me a roasted chicken with fries.
I stared at that meal the same way that dude stared at those birds. He definitely wants to eat them.
He looks like that flex tape guy but more deranged looking...
Fucking*
I actually think he got a disability
Omg the editing is genius, I laughed soo hard when dude was feeding chxn nuggers to the bird, the music, everything had me rolling, I haven't even finished the video and had to say this. Pure Gold
"There's not an alien in there, but there is an alien in there speaking... through Daryll"
Easily the best line in this video, I can’t believe it’s not satire.
For sure, until I've heard:''Do you feel orgasmic, PooPoo?''
The “through Darryl” got me lmao
$75. For a great deal too, nonetheless. 👽
"Were you on acid when you saw jesus the first time?
"Yeah"
"The second time?"
"No.... yeah"
ROFL
Just eye gaze with me for a minute
Were you on acid the first time you became Jesus?
He was definitely lying when he said no the other times lmao
Is he saying like: "Yeah... that's how you know it's real, because I wasn't on acid anymore and I still saw Jesus", or is he going back on his no and changing his answer to yeah?
Everyone talking about how they always find a rapper but I'm more surprised he always finds a Russian lady.
Even at the proud boys rally 💀
Russian spys are so deeply integrated, they attend all our crazy people conventions and see which they can use and abuse! o.o
This is all classic russian intelligence opps, hot women encourage and facilitate fringe groups and anti societal messaging
He doesn't find them, they find him.
@@kingring57
A Russian spy that speaks with a heavy accent? Do you understand what the word spy means?
"Were you on acid the first time you saw Jesus?"
"Yes."
*ethereal music resumes*
How tall is this guy? He towers over virtually everyone he interviews.
Graeme Glebe 6”4
Graeme Glebe i dont think there is a taller human being
Well he was taller than Knockoff Frank Zappa
Some website quotes him as being "nearly 6 foot tall"
They must be smoking some serious crack cuz this dude looks like he's 6 foot 5 or some shit
I can sense no limit to his power.
I am 99% sure that man on the couch ate those woman's parrots off camera.
Noooo💀💀😂😂
I thought the same !🤣🤣🤣🤣
101%
I wouldn't worry about that, the discoloring in the feathers and the diet of bread will kill it soon enough. An Eclectus needs a very specific diet.
Yeah I had to skip that part I was so creeped out!
Someone go check on that dog for ptsd and sexual assualt,dear god
FOR REAL.
I'm so scared for it 😥
Don't talk to me, or my obviously enslaved spirit orgasm dog ever again
That dog has DEFINITELY been places.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
11:45 I love how he just cut off as soon as she said the price of her nonsense.
this is simultaneously the best thing ever and borderline unwatchable
“Were you on acid the first time you saw Jesus?”
“..Yes.”
"What about the second time?"
"No... ... ... Yes."
😀
I honestly loved that guy 😂
It's common, the problem is: He won't leave you alone after that, impossible. You can't undo a vision of Christ.
@@xBurzurkurx This part of the vid has me crying laughing! Amazing stuff. If I didn't know better, I'd think it was scripted.
As crazy as the first guy is.
He's also the most wholesome man I think I'll ever see.
You haven't seen many wholesome people i guess.
He seemed happy, but also I was scared because it sounded so culty
He's the personification of cultural appropriation
Liam O’Neil untrue. I have a friend who acts exactly like this guy when sober. If you live in the Seattle area, you meet people like this all the time.
@Liam O’Neil Not to mention you wake up the next morning and see all the garbage and chaos that happened. Still, I've had a lot of fun at festies. OCF, Barterfaire, Rainbow Fest (that was wild).
The "eye gaze with me for a minute" was the best, lol!!
i've met that first dude before years ago. he was running around a festival naked, the entire 3 days and smiling at people with mad eye contact like that. I see he hasnt changed and still happy
He’s reached actual happiness. Like as a depressed anxious person I wanna know how he got there. Like maybe he is the real winner of life.
@@witchassbitch3 shit load of drugs I guess
@@witchassbitch3
He never came down....
@@witchassbitch3 too much acid
@@witchassbitch3 Just stop thinking like a normal sane man
I really really can't wait until he goes to Gathering of the Juggalos
I didn’t know I needed this until just now.
That would be clowntastic
I said this last video. I hope he does/it's not cancelled.
When is the festival ?
Whoop whoop
0:00 Dolphin-Jesus man (probably the happiest man alive)
3:29 Pink-clothed geometry guy
3:35 The Extraterrestrial Channeller - pre-interview (+testimonial)
4:02 The Channeller himself
4:40 Post-Channeller
4:50 The sad eclectus-/pionus-parrots fellow (don't worry, the conures cheered him up :) )
5:53 The Russian Ascended Master (read: average theosophist leader)
6:54 The Ageless Russian Shaman Priestess
8:31 Obligatory con-rapper
10:14 Orgasmic Leadership Coach (feat. her dog)
11:49 The Galactic Clone truther
12:28 Clone Clothes lady
13:24 Reverend William (made a website so he can find his Republican Goddess)
Lmao it’s like an asmr video’s timeline
Man looked like he wanna throw the conures in the saucepan
just a lil note, those aren't conures, they're eclectus parrots (both male) and what looks like to be a blue headed pionus parrot :)
Eclectus parrots are fucking awesome
Lol this is the new generations Tom Green. Tom was an expert at finding these type of people but being very serious around them and getting gold on camera! I seen your HBO documentary two days ago and I’m a huge fan now. Keep doing what your doing!
“Where you on acid when you first saw Jesus?”
*”Y E S”*
“What about the second time?” “No.... yes.”
@@missyelliot6237 bahaahha have you been on acid ever missy.... yes..
I'm on acid now
thats ok
@@into_the_void haha dope
I appreciate that he doesn’t put these people down
He's just there to interview he dosen't give his opinion to them which I like
The editing does it for him.
Except he does. He makes videos mocking them
Yes he does. Implicitly by his editing.
I'd say this video in particular had a little too much editing for my tastes, even though it was still very entertaining. I really enjoy his candid interviews, though.
honestly i dont care if the first guy was on drugs or crazy or on to something but his enthusiams and joy and unapologetically being himself is just amazing
That's what matters tbh
kinda creeeped me out. but idk ive known a lot of people like him so i know its probably a nice person.
Yeah imo if you can find a purpose that makes you as happy as that man was, you've succeeded. Even if it's odd or unorthodox, as long as it's not hurting anybody and you find happiness in it, I'm not gonna stop you from pursuing it.
@@joshuamark9316 His purpose was LSD...once he comes down he'll need a new one. Interesting dude tho
If dudes is transmitting positive energy I'm all for it.
The rapper who says he’s spiritual but then goes and talks about how he’s got the clout blows my mind
I will only accept the end of the world if someone doesn't rap in this video.
EDIT: The world continues forward.
Homie knows what the people want haha
The future refused to change
3:23
Spoilers! Cripes Almighty. Praise Cripes. Jeebis Cripes, that is. Russ is the g.o.a.t. he's a witch and a magician trying to contain the consciousness of humanity under the string of the..uh, Mental. First place, man. 68 bars. #OrgasmTime
Ok, but Bashar's wisdom about confidence might have just changed my life.
Lol
That was a legit nugget of wisdom.
Kinda facts
I'm not so confident about that.
Bashar is the tits
"When you feel like 'I have no confidence', you're confident about that." Okay, that's actually good. Everything else is people mentally running from their past traumas and mistakes, but that line was probably the only legit sensible statement in the entire report.
It's stolen
@@SunshineAIC ?
@@SunshineAIC from whom?
And it comes from an alien!
Yeah I actually appreciated that sentiment
Whoever does the edit on these videos is a GENIUS
Bieber-cut old guy was eye-frying those birbs so hard I thought they would spontaneously combust into fried chicken
Dude was on some bad shrooms lol
I think he likes bird leafs.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@@eric123abacus bad... shrooms ? like expired 🤔
@@frizzybob like when u appraisingly smash back just one or two cheeky little fellas just to get lay of the land and before you know if your strapped backwards and upside down on the express train to Pluto.
The more I listen to the people on all gas no breaks the more realistic the radio on GTA V becomes.
The radio on GTA is real lol they had people call in and bitch about things and picked the craziest shit.
these kinds of people live in your town. they just don't have the financial resources or family to help them manage their affairs so they end up homeless or under the poverty line where they get ignored
they probably get inspirations from here
That is low vibration of yours
This is the greatest comment I've ever seen.
The person who edits these is underrated.
Doesn't matter what his pay check is. Its not enough
It's YTP 101
this dude is so talented. i would be making way too many expressive faces that signal that i think your weird and would make these people clam up and closed. the ability to get these people to open up is amazing
Teacher: Make sure you use detailed scientific references in your paper!
Me: "According to some galactic sources..."
🤣
HAHHA
Its like someone took all the random characters from every Rockstar game ever made and placed them in a conference center.
What a fantastic analogy 👏
Kifflom, Brother
It’s almost like writers go outside and talk to people sometimes.
The places I want to go...
When I'm bored
@Blank Name
GTA is a documentary
All Gas No Brakes = the lightbulb to the moths of madness
All gas not As gas
@@badmanners7652 Fixed it.
Hope you're happy!
More lamp
... and rappers
One of my best laughs in recent years came at about 2:00 . Watch from beginning to understand . Wow lolol the camera twist around you, the zoom into the faces, but it was the sound effect after 2:00 that made me wake up my neighbors with laughter.
The first guy is kinda nuts but he might be the happiest person I've ever seen
He’s also on a ton of fucking drugs
Fr I can’t help but love him
I bet he has his bad days.
@@lilcritic3260 not necessarily. as someone who has seen the inside of mental hospitals and met some very interesting people, he could be completely sober
I have a friend like this. Drugs have lasting and permanent consequences. He could be completely sober.
As a russian, I apologize for some of these people coming to you guys, but please understand that we really needed to get rid of them
Best comment ever.
Well you have the kgb for that, don't you?
@@YK-hh7vs Nah, the FSB send them over to destroy your nations from the inside.
Can you at least take some of our flat earthers?
@@melissafellers854 We need to find somewhere to send them all. Antarctica? Can we send our nations idiots to live in Antarctica, out of the way of intelligent people?
That last guy is just breaking the game.
A dating site where you're the only man???
That's genius!
Shy Guy Mercedes Benz
Lol
Shit just redirects to Donald Trump's Twitter now lol
@@xoxoxo5286 maybe he found his godess
except it doesn't appear to be working. However a year later, there should be a follow up story.
This reminds me of bojack horseman where Todd's friend creates a dating app just for firemen to match with her
Out of all the crazy people Andrew interviews these guys seem like the most harmless
"im a spiritual rapper" goes on to rap about him and his friends riding in a benz & how he has all the clout...
And talking about programing the masses. Bruh These people can vote😤
Spiritual materialism. Using spirituality to feed your Id, as opposed to freeing yourself from samsara.
A lil 68 bars
I'm a spiritual miracle lyrical individual
@@Shazoo1997 lyrical spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual
"There's not an alien in there..BUT there is an alien speaking in there"
...
"Through Daryl"
I laughed so hard at that lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
vicariously
"Do you have a piece of chicken? Mom didn't feed me today"
*Jesus christ*
That’s the bit that concerned you about that interaction?! 😂
Not the makeout part?
@@loobyloo7840 lmaooo
@@jeffgarton2551 Oh no.
she's pretty hot
That lady outside the Darryl Anka session was very pedagogical- Even my dog understands the concept of “biological telephones” now.
Washington Post: "Democracy dies in darkness."
All Gas No Brakes: "Darkness is where the weird stuff grows. Here's today's petri dish."
Well those aren't mutually exclusive
Sorry to get political, but WP is kinda a trigger for me: They once literally published an article claiming there is too much democracy in the Middle East. Pretty dark, huh?
@@manulettleur8577 not as dark as All Gas No Brakes forcing civilians into forced rap battle labor camps
@@JackalJayzer Haha, this could be the show for him to run during the quarantine time
@@manulettleur8577 I found that article and it was in their op-ed section. You should really distinguish between the news content of a publication and the opinion content of a person that doesn't even work there.
Give a man acid and see Jesus once. Give a man acid twice and he will see Jesus for a lifetime.
Ive taken 13 tabs so far in my life. My last trip was 600ug on 4/20 last year and all i see still are small tracers every few days
lol
@@DerEineDa96 being 18 is fun
For a year or two i did schrooms and lsd every month sometimes for days straight just kept up the doses then some weeks break for tolerance, 20g+ dried schrooms or 1000uq+ lsd frequent have made me permanent so wierd im allways noticing it myself
@@mugiwara8166 What're tracers?
We’ve really got to do something about mental health care in this country.
😭😭😂🤣🤣 I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard.
weed I guess
No shit Sherlock hahahahaha
America is the Florida of the world lmao , you're doomed :)
@@browngundam2170 that's not how weed works
The “metaphysical” freestyle to Mobb Deep’s Shook One's and Andrew's dancing and then screaming “68 bars.”I am done 😂😂😭😭😭😂😂✈️
How can this many main characters be in a room together 😧
Underrated comment
agreed absolutely underrated comment :)))))))
It’s just the crossover episode
Everyone of them is getting a side look up. I’m shocked at how many unique weirdos are under one roof 😂
It's like smash bros
“So how many women have applied through your website” LMAO you didn’t have to do my guy like that
Kris Walters I’m sure glad he did tho
But what hes looking for is just like a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Is there such thing as an awesome Republican women
@@michaelalfandary1643 Awesome Republican *Godess* mind you
@@psykodactyle Wunder Wahmen, WEHERE ART YUUUUUU!?!?
Who just stole the 666th like from under my finger?
The fact that he likes Russ is the last surprising thing I’ve ever heard
L
@@heistkids W
And he was freestyling on shook ones like aight okay
Least*
immediately thought of ko's reaction watching this guy lol
Andrew is a crazy person magnet. He always find the craziest, mentally unstable people on complete accident and it's great for my entertainment.
definitely not on accident lol, this guy is a master interviewer
Considering the venues he films at, it's tantamount to being approached by an insane person at an asylum.
What’s funnier is the crazy people who suffer from illness’ that tells them they aren’t actually crazy, what if you are one and just don’t know it? 🤔
I’ll be so mad if these guys are right
😂😂😂
Right, like what if we’re the ignorant ones
@@CKrippa45 how are they being ignorant
They’re on to sumn too
@@acutedog162 They're tripped out of their minds and making insane claims about the nature of reality without any evidence to back it up. It's basically a hippy drug cult. Very gullible people.
This is the most chaotic shit I've ever seen. That dude with the birds looked like he wanted to fry them up. I'm DYING LMAO
looked like he fed the birds a chicken nugget
You kill birds on boats
Looked like if Rob Lowe was Mexican and actually aged a little bit
Eat them? I thought he wanted to fuck them.
@@mcfeely808
the parrots weren't chickens so it's ok
"I've (got) plenty of time"
-old man at a convention during a pandemic
@teflontelefon that may be true, but let's be honest: he probably thinks it's just a liberal conspiracy (;
This exp was back in February it took all of 10 seconds to google.
There's an approximately equal amount of off the walls conspiracy theories on both sides of the isle, despite what you may imply.
@TurnipsAge Go troll somewhere else.
@TurnipsAge what? Dude, just search up "liberal conspiracy"
the quality of this content is unbelievable