When a roadman tries focusing on his religion

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  • @jonathan8726
    @jonathan8726 2 года назад +2953

    "I'd rather be a sinner close to god than a sinner far from God" 💀

    • @gh0strec0n
      @gh0strec0n 2 года назад +261

      This one brought chills to my spine. It is actually a deep one

    • @ArredondoJairo
      @ArredondoJairo 2 года назад +10

      💀💀🔥🔥

    • @linlinkaw9662
      @linlinkaw9662 2 года назад +18

      I only just understand till now

    • @linlinkaw9662
      @linlinkaw9662 2 года назад +7

      Get it….? High😂

    • @sdaafasfad
      @sdaafasfad 2 года назад +165

      On a serious note and from a Muslim he's bang on 100%. We as human beings are fallible and sin often without thinking twice - whether it be pushing/barging past someone in a rude manner through to drinking alcohol through to assaulting someone - they're all sins regardless. We as Muslims should strive to be the best that we can be, following in the footsteps of the final messenger of Allah (swt) despite being fallible sinners. Asking God for forgiveness and repenting after a sin doesn't make it right, but it at the least shows humility to the point that you feel ashamed of your actions in front of Allah (swt) and shows that you know that he is the greatest, the highest, the creator - and it is he alone that can forgive you. A humble sinner who repents and does tawba is better than an arrogant and obnoxious one who doesn't care.

  • @Kierannolan93
    @Kierannolan93 2 года назад +2351

    “Chapter 28 page 69, there is no atonement for those who spill blood”
    Man came with receipts💀

  • @QueenZsWorld
    @QueenZsWorld 2 года назад +878

    "you killed my son"
    "may his soul rest in peace. check your letterbox" 💀

  • @Sh-ro2js
    @Sh-ro2js 2 года назад +2459

    Breaking a fast with a spliff 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bayusa8961
      @bayusa8961 2 года назад +38

      Fast got put in a rizz 😭🚬

    • @SmileOrangeWillow
      @SmileOrangeWillow 2 года назад +17

      The joint has helped me more than god. HAIL WEED.

    • @amaanpatel9889
      @amaanpatel9889 2 года назад +77

      I was with a guy who did this during this last Ramadaan. He put the joint on his plate with a date. He then broke his fast with the joint. I found it hilarious😂

    • @Sam-wk3qq
      @Sam-wk3qq 2 года назад +2

      Many reason for me to turn to god

    • @gangstalicious1901
      @gangstalicious1901 2 года назад +79

      @@amaanpatel9889 even shaytan is confused with that one😭

  • @kebintulachan6006
    @kebintulachan6006 2 года назад +441

    “Hell bro i might as well start goin now” bro killed me at night

  • @sugarspice6247
    @sugarspice6247 2 года назад +514

    "When is it gonna stop bro" 😂 the way I let out some ugly laugh after hearing that

    • @bran_rx
      @bran_rx 2 года назад +1

      lmao same

    • @samdobie6748
      @samdobie6748 2 года назад +2

      A lot of roadmen feel that way

  • @flourishomotola5306
    @flourishomotola5306 2 года назад +81

    "10k for my son's life" I'm finished 😂😂😅😅

  • @PH-jv4ik
    @PH-jv4ik 2 года назад +637

    " Why would God grow a plant for it not to be used by mankind" the amount of times I've heard that cop-out

    • @JackBasciono
      @JackBasciono 2 года назад +18

      Considering how malleable hemp is a ingredient in so many things, and is biodegradable, it is interesting

    • @somedude3269
      @somedude3269 2 года назад +25

      It's a cop out of what exactly?

    • @kraf9132
      @kraf9132 2 года назад

      Yeah sure by that logic we can all overdose on cocaine and opium which all comes from plants then say it’s God’s will, genius

    • @sewiiijunior1809
      @sewiiijunior1809 2 года назад +79

      Its a plant for medical purposes not to get high and forget your duties in life , is how i see it

    • @mightytattz6752
      @mightytattz6752 2 года назад +3

      @@sewiiijunior1809 i believe so too

  • @MaxWinner
    @MaxWinner 2 года назад +113

    This was bang on...I seen all of this...I knew a Sikh who took off his religious bracelet before hitting the club, and a mate who only held drink and spiff with one hand because the other was holy

    • @-whackd
      @-whackd Год назад

      Nihangs meditate upon God with edible cannabis

    • @lolwtfbbq111
      @lolwtfbbq111 Год назад +3

      Lmao 🤣

    • @KhaalasPanjab
      @KhaalasPanjab Год назад +5

      LMAO sadd frr

    • @forevergamer245
      @forevergamer245 8 месяцев назад +2

      Half of him was God conscience and half of him was mischievous

  • @gangstalicious1901
    @gangstalicious1901 2 года назад +48

    U forgot the classic “only god can judge me”

  • @michaelcooper9705
    @michaelcooper9705 2 года назад +39

    "You killed my Son" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kingeezy13
    @kingeezy13 2 года назад +657

    Can’t wait till he gets his own sketch comedy show

    • @fredleeland2464
      @fredleeland2464 2 года назад +13

      RUclips is more lucrative

    • @GodofLovers
      @GodofLovers 2 года назад +6

      He already has it here.

    • @X0RK3
      @X0RK3 2 года назад +2

      If he does then they’ll kill it off just like that the guy back in the days “glithening”

    • @Kpnta
      @Kpnta 2 года назад

      Nah, big media will just dead it

    • @neo4552
      @neo4552 2 года назад +4

      RUclips is better any youtubers who do that always fall off

  • @mozayn2378
    @mozayn2378 Год назад +11

    “That’s like a Muslim brother breaking the fast with a spliff” 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
    This man is a Gift to humanity 😅😅🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 2 года назад +45

    "Where you going bro?"
    "Hell bro. Might as well start making my way there now"
    TOO HEAVY 🗿

  • @kaaisoekar3640
    @kaaisoekar3640 2 года назад +30

    The divali one hit Hard AF

    • @tmar8959
      @tmar8959 2 года назад +9

      Yeah festival of lights so I might as well light one 😂😂😂

  • @anime108amv2
    @anime108amv2 2 года назад +15

    did my man say "yh let me I'll break my fast with a spliff right now"? lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EsaShaheed
    @EsaShaheed 2 года назад +184

    "Where u going?"
    "Hell bro"
    I'm dead lolll

    • @SwornSon
      @SwornSon 2 года назад +4

      Might as well start working my way there now

  • @BlueSquad00
    @BlueSquad00 2 года назад +5

    "I'd rather be a sinner that is close to God, than a sinner that is further away from God."
    Thats fax tho never give up on God no matter how much you have sinned. Always all for forgiveness

  • @WASABINIQABII
    @WASABINIQABII 2 года назад +11

    “All this violence” with the shaking. I am sooo so so done 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @painifyyy
    @painifyyy 2 года назад +38

    can never get tired of the itachi theme

  • @rushNacho
    @rushNacho 2 года назад +27

    “I know I ain’t perfect”
    💀

  • @playboistackz3478
    @playboistackz3478 2 года назад +44

    Them man always think they the hood prophet

  • @deathisinevitable7178
    @deathisinevitable7178 2 года назад +23

    Word word word always gets me😂

  • @malamamalama245
    @malamamalama245 2 года назад +10

    "Shout me at 12 Am though!! I'm there" 😭😭😭💀

  • @Arunpreet12
    @Arunpreet12 2 года назад +9

    Jheeeze man's wearing his Kurta Pajama LOOOL 🤤😂

  • @johnelliott9556
    @johnelliott9556 2 года назад +21

    this man is crazy, never missin

  • @mr.spinoza
    @mr.spinoza 2 года назад +8

    1:05 "why would God grow a plant if it's not to be consumed?" Me, high on poppy seeds, cocoa leaves, and magic mushrooms.

    • @IlyasToriyama
      @IlyasToriyama 2 года назад +2

      The beef ain't frying but your brain is

  • @hazardous3072
    @hazardous3072 2 года назад +6

    Naruto music in the background 💀💀

  • @IUnknownG
    @IUnknownG Год назад +1

    “Hell man, might as well starting my way now”😂😂

  • @keiko909
    @keiko909 2 года назад +2

    "hell bro. i may as well start making my way now"
    hahahahha!

  • @macklee6837
    @macklee6837 Год назад +2

    "Guess who just got got?" 😂

  • @zlazydawgg5684
    @zlazydawgg5684 Год назад +2

    That Naruto series music background is a nice touch

  • @omen5055
    @omen5055 2 года назад +1

    "Yeye imma break my fast with a spliff rn" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imtia3
    @imtia3 2 года назад +7

    The Naruto OST takes it to the next level. 😂

  • @GrimbeL
    @GrimbeL Год назад +1

    ApnaJ fragment glowing brightlyyyy

  • @Thanatos249
    @Thanatos249 2 года назад +5

    Yo I'm actually confused how you haven't busted out the million subscribers yet? We need to share this asap

  • @malick2347
    @malick2347 2 года назад +3

    bro where u going?
    Hell man 😂😂😂

  • @brolylssj95
    @brolylssj95 Год назад +2

    0:05 Bro used Naruto OST what a chad 🤝🏽

  • @sidtwomey9046
    @sidtwomey9046 2 года назад +1

    The naruto them keep kicking in lol

  • @TheJaku.
    @TheJaku. 9 месяцев назад

    "I'm breaking my fast wid a spliff right now" 😂😂😂

  • @EcclesiaSS
    @EcclesiaSS Год назад +2

    The Itachi theme tho 😭

  • @Nerojan
    @Nerojan 2 года назад +4

    0:38 - Bro, where you going?
    Hell bro, I might as well start making my way there now 😂

  • @Hellamoody
    @Hellamoody 2 года назад +4

    I freaking love the itachi music in this 😂😂😂😂

  • @mista589
    @mista589 7 месяцев назад

    "come on my guy" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheAshCooper
    @TheAshCooper 2 года назад

    "where you going bro" "hell I may aswel get going now" brilliant !

  • @trushapatel5376
    @trushapatel5376 2 года назад +2

    The wise one has spoken.🙏

  • @sleekzofficial3377
    @sleekzofficial3377 2 года назад +2

    How’s no one talking about the Naruto OST used as religious music😭😭😭😭

  • @AshbornShadowMonarch
    @AshbornShadowMonarch 2 года назад +4

    "Breaking a fast with a spliff" Brother is keeping it Halal 😂🤣

  • @Xcrix
    @Xcrix 2 года назад +2

    Bro said 10k like bro that aint shxt for my son life lol THATS MY SON!

  • @arjundoonga
    @arjundoonga 2 года назад +1

    Legend in the making ... Apna J

  • @synth7x
    @synth7x 2 года назад

    “Break my fast with the spliff right now” 😭😭

  • @n022_
    @n022_ 2 года назад +2

    "I'm breaking my fast with a splif right now!"
    In the middle of the day.

  • @riz1135
    @riz1135 Год назад +1

    Naruto music on the background just elevates the words meaning much higher 😂😂

  • @NinjaCokeGaming
    @NinjaCokeGaming 2 года назад

    this guys is at the top of his game fr

  • @Anonymous_.685
    @Anonymous_.685 2 года назад +1

    Mans moving like modeen praying with the Bally on😂

  • @HARRY-sl7ot
    @HARRY-sl7ot 2 года назад +2

    “Broski it’s Diwali today! Yh? Can’t be shotin on diwali “ 🔪

  • @deathisinevitable7178
    @deathisinevitable7178 2 года назад +2

    Breaking his fast lmao😂

  • @prototypeAds
    @prototypeAds 2 года назад +1

    Loooool don't kill me with that itachi theme song 🤣

  • @certifiedmozchannel4987
    @certifiedmozchannel4987 2 года назад

    "Where are you going?"
    "Hell bro, I might as well start making my way now 💀😭"
    Apna has amazing creativity bro 🙌

  • @osmanceylan5541
    @osmanceylan5541 Год назад +1

    Imagine saying to : God, come on my guy see you soon 😂

  • @shabihabbas34
    @shabihabbas34 2 года назад +1

    Ma man rocking that kurta🔥🔥🔥

  • @Kingkongzilla999
    @Kingkongzilla999 2 года назад

    This has to be my new favourite apnaJ sketch

  • @GeorgioArmoni
    @GeorgioArmoni 2 года назад +1

    That Itachi track hittin

  • @Jupa
    @Jupa 7 месяцев назад

    when they say 'my only fear is god' and they mean it literally

  • @adr244_kr7
    @adr244_kr7 2 года назад +1

    Was that Naruto music in the beginning 💀💀😭😭😭😭

  • @Yvngbreezy99
    @Yvngbreezy99 Год назад +2

    You have to forgive me I'm dead💀

  • @raymondmitunda7407
    @raymondmitunda7407 Год назад +1

    🗣️I know I aint perfect, I know I aint perfect buh I'm trying manh,😏 I'm tryin!!!
    Come oon my guy, see you soon yeah?🤘✌️🥷🏼

  • @TheUways
    @TheUways 2 года назад +1

    The Naruto music💀😭🤣

  • @mr__OK
    @mr__OK 2 года назад

    “On way to hell” bar got me hard 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @HappyLilJimmy
    @HappyLilJimmy 2 года назад +1

    No shooting on Diwali yeah 😂

  • @xila8861
    @xila8861 2 года назад +3

    He is right though 😂

  • @dceu5461
    @dceu5461 2 года назад +1

    Lol these Naruto soundtrack get's me everytime.

  • @-s2165
    @-s2165 Год назад

    rassin the buds in costume is crazy 🤣🤣

  • @youvebeenhacked9339
    @youvebeenhacked9339 2 года назад +2

    The way how everyone wanted an outfit too 🤣🤣

  • @samoliver9132
    @samoliver9132 Год назад +4

    There is no such thing as a "good person"
    when we are judged by God's standards, the
    10 commandments, every single one of us has
    broken at least one. If you've ever told a lie,
    ever stolen anything, ever looked at a woman
    with lust (committing adultery in your heart),
    or used the Lord's name in vain then you are
    guilty of breaking His law. It doesn't matter
    how minor you think it is to break God's law, it
    is a big deal to Him because He is a perfect
    God and He is Just so to remain Just, He must
    punish sins. On judgement day if we rely on us
    being a good person, we would all be guilty
    because All of us have sinned and don't
    deserve to go to heaven. This means that due
    to our sins we are condemned to Hell. The
    good news is there is a way out of this
    punishment. God sent His son Jesus to die on
    the cross and take up all of our sins. It's like if
    you were in court for committing a crime and
    someone else comes and pays your fines so
    that you can legally be set free. All you have
    to do is believe in Jesus and believe that he
    died and rose again for your sins and you have
    to put your trust in Him rather than your own
    good deeds.
    Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with
    thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in
    thine heart that God hath raised him from the
    dead, thou shalt be saved."

  • @Tapz358
    @Tapz358 2 года назад +1

    I clocked pain sound track🔥

  • @docasmanuel9070
    @docasmanuel9070 2 года назад +1

    Nah the Itachi theme song killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @SinghStyl3
    @SinghStyl3 2 года назад +52

    Rather be a sinner closer to god then further away 😂😂😂

    • @SIGSEGV1337
      @SIGSEGV1337 2 года назад +15

      i mean, he's not wrong

    • @narcleptik
      @narcleptik 2 года назад

      @@SIGSEGV1337 yeah fr

    • @OTB2002
      @OTB2002 2 года назад +1

      @@SIGSEGV1337 yes he is though

  • @DfiftyMusic
    @DfiftyMusic 2 года назад +2

    🙏 praying he doesn’t miss 👌🏼 😂

    • @bayusa8961
      @bayusa8961 2 года назад

      Put some holy water on the corn 💦🙏🏼🔫

  • @veluta2549
    @veluta2549 3 месяца назад

    1:10 “Oooooooooh”

  • @lovechirhakarhula9481
    @lovechirhakarhula9481 2 года назад

    See, that's the connection blud 💀
    I can't

  • @vconsumer
    @vconsumer 2 года назад +2

    I appreciate itachis soundtrack

  • @nicholasmargagliano1833
    @nicholasmargagliano1833 2 года назад

    Where you going?
    Hell bro, might as well start making my way now 🤣🤣

  • @tenilleannette4659
    @tenilleannette4659 2 года назад

    "the way i see it, i'd rather be a sinner that's closer to god than a sinner that's further away from god"

  • @OmarAlKurdi-
    @OmarAlKurdi- 2 года назад +1

    Sad,funny and true

  • @rayhanalam3101
    @rayhanalam3101 2 года назад

    may God Give you guidance ameen i felt sincerity in them prayers

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 2 года назад

    Man doesn't miss.

  • @blaisea2652
    @blaisea2652 2 года назад

    You’re soo wise 😂😂😂

  • @00ShaFi00
    @00ShaFi00 2 года назад +1

    That’s like a Muslim breaking his fast with a spliff 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so true tho

  • @SameerAli-cz3rj
    @SameerAli-cz3rj 2 года назад +1

    Keep up bro u got a new sub

  • @dacosta48
    @dacosta48 Год назад

    The fact that it got recommended to me on Diwali🤣😭

  • @Happtgamer05
    @Happtgamer05 2 года назад +1

    When u going to live at the Apollo g cuz u too funny

  • @sonyamitchell794
    @sonyamitchell794 Год назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉🤣🤣🤣 LET'S GET WASTED AND GO TO A STRIP CLUB PARTY

  • @smashyland
    @smashyland 2 года назад

    When my colleague asks me where I'm going as I leave work ten mins early
    "Hell bro, might aswell start making my way now"

  • @allenchuckling6844
    @allenchuckling6844 2 года назад +1

    Where you been brother??

  • @adilghazanfar519
    @adilghazanfar519 2 года назад

    On point with the humor.

  • @Ytricker
    @Ytricker 2 года назад +2

    10K FOR MY SON'S LIFE?!!? 😂😂😂

  • @tjilsagalt3564
    @tjilsagalt3564 5 месяцев назад

    John 14:6 - “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the father except through me.”

  • @connorgreen2140
    @connorgreen2140 2 года назад

    Boss man needs a return

  • @rabbaaniooz5199
    @rabbaaniooz5199 2 года назад

    Where u going ? Hell bro 🤣🤣