POV: you’re on a date with a Roadman

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Комментарии • 780

  • @soumyajitsarkar4614
    @soumyajitsarkar4614 2 года назад +2843

    'I thought this was a dinner date and not a court date' LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @ayub4929
      @ayub4929 2 года назад +21

      Read this as he said it lool

    • @sammy2954
      @sammy2954 2 года назад +1

      @@ayub4929 trust me too😂😂

    • @Johnny_Zed
      @Johnny_Zed 2 года назад +1

      Bars

    • @Ghost-196
      @Ghost-196 2 года назад +1

      same😂😂

    • @MachonaVideos
      @MachonaVideos 2 года назад

      He said dinner date as in the show, proper surprised me because it’s a low-key show. Then again he watches one piece as well so this guy clearly has taste when it comes to entertainment

  • @TricxptFor3
    @TricxptFor3 2 года назад +3213

    “Why do you smell of weed?”
    “I am weed.”
    apnaj never stops making me laugh.

    • @Nikillem
      @Nikillem 2 года назад +90

      Somehow worked for MGK lol

    • @DJ-ed4nz
      @DJ-ed4nz 2 года назад +11

      @@Nikillem ikr

    • @localasiandonny1925
      @localasiandonny1925 2 года назад +1

      I was the person who ended it at 69 likes

    • @sxmori
      @sxmori 2 года назад +5

      @@localasiandonny1925 yooo that’s crazy brav

    • @wido461
      @wido461 2 года назад +16

      Isn't that exactly what Machine Gun Kelly said to Megan Fox according to an interview they had a little while ago? Verbatim.

  • @fusionyacob4347
    @fusionyacob4347 2 года назад +2918

    He plays the female character so good I actually thought that was a female for a second 😂

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 2 года назад +148

      Bro looks good as a woman - but obviously No Hom0

    • @sha12pyhd8
      @sha12pyhd8 2 года назад +298

      She’s got a full beard bruv 😂😂😂

    • @Kami3Kaze
      @Kami3Kaze 2 года назад +31

      @@sha12pyhd8 they like men bruv

    • @dylanprivate7693
      @dylanprivate7693 2 года назад +22

      @@sha12pyhd8 yeh but obviously you’ve never seen 4 lions

    • @tomzydaone8976
      @tomzydaone8976 2 года назад +2

      @@sha12pyhd8 💀💀💀💀

  • @he_knows4962
    @he_knows4962 2 года назад +2273

    It's the subtle head shakes and eye rolling when playing the female character that does it for me, hilariously accurate.

    • @H410M45T3R
      @H410M45T3R 2 года назад +44

      ayyo fam I need a bigger version of that picture to show to my barber

    • @frankreynolds7231
      @frankreynolds7231 2 года назад +29

      @@H410M45T3R Go to his profile on a computer, right click his profile picture, click "Copy image address", paste it into your browser and boom. Then you can zoom in with the settings of your browser to make it even bigger

    • @arunsd9
      @arunsd9 2 года назад +8

      @@frankreynolds7231 wtf🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamey6236
      @jamey6236 2 года назад +1

      Crazy how believable man is

    • @he_knows4962
      @he_knows4962 2 года назад +21

      @@H410M45T3R Haha, just tell him you want a mid-fade 0 mm. Leave the top as you want it, but I recommend starting out with some length.

  • @lyga1379
    @lyga1379 2 года назад +1558

    The Castillo reference 😭😭 “out on digital platforms brev”

    • @GoldeneyeDoubleO7
      @GoldeneyeDoubleO7 2 года назад +141

      when I realized he says "assault rifle" i died lmao

    • @Ridz149
      @Ridz149 2 года назад +50

      Castillo’s a legend man🤣some funny guy

    • @blcklstd6156
      @blcklstd6156 2 года назад

      Haha

    • @geznicks
      @geznicks 2 года назад +3

      Brev

    • @lerrylee9752
      @lerrylee9752 2 года назад

      I just caught that🤣🤣

  • @mateenhajii
    @mateenhajii 2 года назад +783

    man’s bought a packed lunch 💀

  • @at3897
    @at3897 2 года назад +813

    "I'm studying law right now"
    "Like Harvey Specter and mandem"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @maybewise
    @maybewise 2 года назад +921

    I love how he usually acts like a normal woman, and not an ignorant stereotype of one.

    • @dominicgallagher8930
      @dominicgallagher8930 2 года назад +22

      Give yourself a badge

    • @maybewise
      @maybewise 2 года назад +18

      @@dominicgallagher8930 What's that supposed to mean?

    • @jerrynadler2883
      @jerrynadler2883 2 года назад +38

      It's called comedy. You need a straight man. The fall guy is the road man. Dont get into a hissy fit when his next video makes fun of certain types of females...

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 2 года назад +3

      @@maybewise and what if he does its no biggy

    • @maybewise
      @maybewise 2 года назад +70

      @@jerrynadler2883 He has before, and I didn't "get into a hissy fit". Y'all always trying to twist something. Lol. I could say "I like blue", and y'all say "What you got against pink?.. Don't cry when you see pink, you anti-pink b*stard.". Like relax. Need to learn to just read a comment and move on sometimes, because it's inconsequential.

  • @AllYouNeedForGames
    @AllYouNeedForGames 2 года назад +963

    Did not expect that Castillo reference, 10/10 👌🏼😂

    • @K91X.
      @K91X. 2 года назад +35

      was scrolling for a comment like this

    • @redstripe_papi
      @redstripe_papi 2 года назад +79

      Sniper out now on all digital platforms

    • @GyalLikeChelley
      @GyalLikeChelley 2 года назад +2

      Right! Lol

    • @ARDEN440i
      @ARDEN440i 2 года назад +8

      Man watched grilling

    • @johnrambo7072
      @johnrambo7072 2 года назад +4

      Lololol so glad someone said it

  • @rorobear1940
    @rorobear1940 2 года назад +301

    "I am weed" is a reference to what Machine Gun Kelly told Megan Fox when she asked him why he smelled like weed lmao. Amazing vid

    • @hamnah9532
      @hamnah9532 2 года назад +1

      Yes lmao 😭😭😭

    • @greers7296
      @greers7296 2 года назад +9

      Thanks that reference went completely over my head!

    • @homoerectus4923
      @homoerectus4923 2 года назад

      Why u even care

    • @anonymous_4276
      @anonymous_4276 Год назад +1

      There's also a Castillo interview reference here where he plugs his songs when asked unexpected questions.

  • @mudiwawagaobatwe1560
    @mudiwawagaobatwe1560 2 года назад +155

    "Assault rifle out now on all digital platforms bruv" castillo would be proud🤣🤣

  • @the123matrix
    @the123matrix 2 года назад +238

    The way he spuds her at the end is a violation 😂 Get this man his own TV show already

    • @DeeDerry
      @DeeDerry 2 года назад +15

      He smashed her fist to pieces 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @vincent23910
      @vincent23910 2 года назад +2

      Yea bruv , man smashed it

  • @tdizzll9291
    @tdizzll9291 2 года назад +129

    The spud at the end😂 coming like Mike Tyson with that punch

  • @yusufluhar5881
    @yusufluhar5881 2 года назад +557

    ApnaJ never misses. Legend.

  • @AryanLiftss69
    @AryanLiftss69 2 года назад +243

    I thought this was a dinner date not court date 😂😂😂

  • @moonrock7592
    @moonrock7592 2 года назад +389

    That "what about you" caught me so off-guard lmaoo

    • @CitrusMenace
      @CitrusMenace 2 года назад +11

      Trust me if a girl asked me that I'd laugh in her face. Im pretty sure its haram anyway

    • @SmileOrangeWillow
      @SmileOrangeWillow 2 года назад +62

      @@CitrusMenace huh? 🤔please never reproduce 🙏🏿

    • @CitrusMenace
      @CitrusMenace 2 года назад +3

      @@SmileOrangeWillow what because im Muslim?

    • @hass3914
      @hass3914 2 года назад +22

      @@CitrusMenace is giving head to a girl haram ?

    • @CitrusMenace
      @CitrusMenace 2 года назад +3

      @@hass3914 yeah im sure it is

  • @Wenixi
    @Wenixi 2 года назад +57

    "The real questions" for the guy is so accurate

  • @taraz6786
    @taraz6786 2 года назад +31

    The avoidance of her question at the end was just magnificently done.

  • @luka9416
    @luka9416 2 года назад +20

    "Why am i in a tracksuit and youre all dressed up?"
    couldn't say it any better.

  • @balpreetsingh3875
    @balpreetsingh3875 2 года назад +105

    "Let's go on to the real questions now"
    ASKS DO YOU GIVE HEAD
    i fking choked on my drink

  • @SunnySingh-vy6ky
    @SunnySingh-vy6ky 2 года назад +23

    Man did the castillo “assault now on all digital platforms” 😂

  • @sandy_skaiz697
    @sandy_skaiz697 2 года назад +19

    "Why do you smell like weed?"
    "I am weed."
    Not the MGK/Megan Fox reference 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakew7816
    @jakew7816 2 года назад +84

    Why is his girl voice so good?

    • @CitrusMenace
      @CitrusMenace 2 года назад +33

      Trust me acc sounds like 1 of them boujee Asian girls from hounslow who expects you to pay for everything

    • @Wenixi
      @Wenixi 2 года назад +11

      He been investigating

    • @person152
      @person152 2 года назад

      Bro you sound sus

    • @tiana2906
      @tiana2906 Год назад

      @@CitrusMenace 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hectorrapsda1
    @hectorrapsda1 2 года назад +14

    “Sniper out on all digital platforms Bruv” fire reference😂

  • @ayay3428
    @ayay3428 2 года назад +16

    "Aussault rifle out now on all digital platforms" 🤣

  • @toni7808
    @toni7808 2 года назад +51

    I felt like this was a real convo and we just happened to walk in and that’s true talent right there

  • @ThatGuy-dc3gn
    @ThatGuy-dc3gn 2 года назад +12

    “On all digital platforms Brev” anyone in the UK knows exactly who he’s impersonating 😂

  • @rolirolster
    @rolirolster 2 года назад +126

    I actually knew a situation like this, my next door neighbour's daughter, really beautiful intelligent Indian girl, studying law and all of that. She goes out with this roadman that spoke as if he left school at 4.
    Fucking baffling.

    • @hamnah9532
      @hamnah9532 2 года назад +6

      shoot your shot

    • @roger4roger
      @roger4roger 2 года назад +20

      obviously not intelligent then is she?

    • @maj..
      @maj.. 2 года назад +32

      she thinks she can “change” him

    • @jmorrison4798
      @jmorrison4798 2 года назад +20

      It’s the D that changed her

    • @rolirolster
      @rolirolster 2 года назад +2

      @@maj.. Probably.

  • @k3nsh0.
    @k3nsh0. 2 года назад +36

    The ending got me😭💀

  • @Asad-zeetwo5241
    @Asad-zeetwo5241 2 года назад +37

    I like the way he did the spud at the end!.👊😂

  • @cinammondream
    @cinammondream 2 года назад +265

    Literally the funniest person in the world
    Your videos can cure all the illness and grief in this world.

  • @OmniscientV
    @OmniscientV 2 года назад +10

    THE END 🤣🤣🤣 They always do unnecessarily hard like bro you're not trying to stun a chicken stop trying to violate my knuckles 🤣

  • @jakew7816
    @jakew7816 2 года назад +29

    The nokia ringtone is so relatable

  • @tensegamer1539
    @tensegamer1539 2 года назад +46

    He is one of the best skit maker of all time

  • @ForcingShots
    @ForcingShots 2 года назад +4

    "Assault Rifle out now on all digital platforms." We all know where this line came from. 😂😂😂😂

  • @speckles3012
    @speckles3012 2 года назад +6

    "can't be giving my govy to no hunny" 🤣🤣

  • @Demonickz
    @Demonickz 2 года назад +6

    “I thought this was a dinner date not a court date”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chobitsx3
    @Chobitsx3 2 года назад +7

    Mans on guard didn't fall for the reverse quest xD

  • @mat8009
    @mat8009 2 года назад +12

    'i am weed' got me rolling 🤣

  • @saadiasalamat5087
    @saadiasalamat5087 2 года назад +4

    "what's your real name"
    "Is this an investigation, are you a fed" 😂😂

  • @gloop32
    @gloop32 2 года назад +12

    “You’re mad still” HAHAHA right off the bat

  • @mouriceguevara8841
    @mouriceguevara8841 2 года назад +5

    the fist bump at the end got me

  • @officialrmnnnje420
    @officialrmnnnje420 2 года назад +3

    Man's active
    -you're on a date
    3.5 yeah? Luv 😂

  • @sirzechsquasar
    @sirzechsquasar 2 года назад +6

    Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev!!! Interview of the year 2021. That time it was a date😂🤣

  • @og6917
    @og6917 3 месяца назад

    Ngl but you actually convinced me on the girl part, like bro those eye movements and everything...you are way too good at that

  • @winnersclub6836
    @winnersclub6836 2 года назад +5

    Love how he dodged the head question lol castillo vibes

  • @BotheredNowUKAUDITS
    @BotheredNowUKAUDITS 2 года назад +43

    Girl: why do you smell of weed
    Every road man: I am weed
    Respect to the underrated when they giving you a show bro???

  • @lamitalila230
    @lamitalila230 2 года назад +3

    Man got a box for himself and said you want sum😂😂

  • @LordNeezy
    @LordNeezy 2 года назад +1

    I love the reference to the rapper in that interview with the peng ting. "Assault rifle out now on all digital platforms, breve." 😂😂😂

  • @Arsxyz
    @Arsxyz 2 года назад +2

    1:07 the Castillo reference was ELITE 🤣

  • @ozymandiazzz2196
    @ozymandiazzz2196 2 года назад

    “Can’t be giving my gove to no honey” 🤣
    Felt

  • @MrAmsterdam1
    @MrAmsterdam1 2 года назад +1

    Man coming with them Likkleman spudz at the end 👊🤣

  • @vincentclark5739
    @vincentclark5739 2 года назад +2

    I love how he asked the question back in a different tone to throw it back lol

  • @kriptik1000
    @kriptik1000 2 года назад +3

    Love the Likkle homage paid to Cas😂
    Sniper out now on all platforms!😤😤

  • @OsKBLaZe
    @OsKBLaZe 2 года назад +2

    The dinner date, court date was slick af 🤣🤣🤣

  • @prashanthganapathy8424
    @prashanthganapathy8424 2 года назад +1

    Roadman Apna J showing that blue collar mentality by packing a lunch in advance 😂😂😂.

  • @ziyadfahad7770
    @ziyadfahad7770 2 года назад

    “Is this a investigaaation or sum you askin man BARE questions” fair question
    Also the punch at the end was soo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @AudiSlideGod
    @AudiSlideGod 2 года назад +1

    Bro the sound affects are the best hahahah

  • @simba3987
    @simba3987 2 года назад

    "Assault Rifle out now on all digital platforms brav"😂😂😂💀💀💀 IM DEAD

  • @yesnowbigmanthing1123
    @yesnowbigmanthing1123 2 года назад +1

    *"Assault Rifle On All Digital Platforms BREV"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Castillo

  • @Thats-Akumetsu
    @Thats-Akumetsu 2 года назад +26

    Man ain't eating anywhere were they don't sell chicken and chips 😕

  • @DamianTheLightskin
    @DamianTheLightskin 2 года назад +3

    The way my man full on twats her hand had me creasing lol

  • @firstlast9846
    @firstlast9846 2 года назад +24

    *Assault Rifle : Available on all platforms* but he’s not emotionally available on any platform. 💯 *King* 👑

  • @reflex9269
    @reflex9269 2 года назад +1

    the castillo reference got me icl

  • @JoshuaSmith-pl6wt
    @JoshuaSmith-pl6wt 2 года назад +2

    This guy apna j never misses fam.

  • @LA-cy1zj
    @LA-cy1zj 8 месяцев назад +1

    the spud that hurts at the end
    tooo jokes

  • @thorodinson4019
    @thorodinson4019 2 года назад +14

    When are more bossman videos coming? Haven't seen him in a long time.

  • @keifer7813
    @keifer7813 2 года назад +1

    That spud made me spit my toothpaste 🤣

  • @thegoat1720
    @thegoat1720 2 года назад

    “Assault Rifle out now on all digital platforms!”😂😂😂😂

  • @FF-pq2ex
    @FF-pq2ex 2 года назад +12

    nah guy makes my day every time ahahahah

  • @martinusmoretti729
    @martinusmoretti729 2 года назад +1

    That fist bump at the end ahahaha. Accurate

  • @thatdudeoverthere5242
    @thatdudeoverthere5242 2 года назад +1

    "I am weed" immediately liked the video lmao

  • @baba-voss8018
    @baba-voss8018 2 года назад +1

    Assault Rifle out on all digital platforms 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hammalamiri12
    @hammalamiri12 2 года назад +3

    Don't eat or drink when he uploads. Almost choked

  • @pannajohns5255
    @pannajohns5255 2 года назад +1

    “I am weed” that MGK reference thou had me rollin’ 😭🤣

  • @tcabi416
    @tcabi416 2 года назад +60

    That's not a pov but you're one of the funniest creators I follow so I'll give you a pass

  • @johnsonwalker7116
    @johnsonwalker7116 2 года назад

    “Sniper out now on all digital platforms bruvvv” 🎯

  • @nuvomusique4171
    @nuvomusique4171 2 года назад

    'Assault rifle out now on all digital platforms brav'🤣🤣🤣🤣goated reference

  • @veryhalal
    @veryhalal 2 года назад +7

    we need more shotmanz content 😭

  • @sandysan4191
    @sandysan4191 2 года назад +1

    Him re-asking her the tracksuit question 😂😂

  • @shinxfatcat5718
    @shinxfatcat5718 2 года назад

    😂😂😂 it’s the Castillo reference for me.

  • @MonkeChugz
    @MonkeChugz 2 года назад +1

    "I am weed" cracked me up

  • @anthonyatuhaire
    @anthonyatuhaire 2 года назад

    the castillo reference had me🤣🤣🤣. "out on all digital platforms" 😅

  • @liltj9598
    @liltj9598 2 года назад

    When that Castillo reference came in and the sound effect right after it mimicked my surprise exactly no cap!

  • @marlon5326
    @marlon5326 Год назад

    Killa man J #1R.☠☠
    When u 1:27 v been affiliated lol an the spud at the end 😂

  • @peeransyed13
    @peeransyed13 Год назад

    The head turn after the fourth wall break had me rolling 🤣🤣

  • @jordanwolhuter454
    @jordanwolhuter454 2 года назад

    The Castillo reference tooo🤣🤣. You're killing it

  • @ZJS0113
    @ZJS0113 2 года назад +1

    that spud at the end, though :') 'kin 'ell

  • @DanEcho
    @DanEcho 2 года назад +1

    One day ApnaJ will actually drop a mixtape called assault r9

  • @frithband3357
    @frithband3357 2 года назад +1

    the punch at the end ffs XDDD

  • @melonie_peppers
    @melonie_peppers 2 года назад +1

    🤣do you have sisters? Your girl impressions are so natural

  • @ramysingh5624
    @ramysingh5624 2 года назад +1

    This is epic, references to the grill with the Castillo interview, if you know you know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dariusbaja21
    @dariusbaja21 2 года назад +2

    Yes yes jus what I needed on a cold n snowy nite . Masterpiece as always my Guy , love when u play these " Females " 😅

  • @UmairGG
    @UmairGG 2 года назад +22

    I forget he plays both characters 😂

  • @xxxyashmanxxx5250
    @xxxyashmanxxx5250 2 года назад +4

    '' i am weed '' 🤣

  • @BrandonGaza09
    @BrandonGaza09 2 года назад +3

    Another classic. Legendary

  • @YungEb_
    @YungEb_ 2 года назад +1

    man even chipped in a "bruv" to impersonate castillo looooooooool 1:52

  • @skizzy8897
    @skizzy8897 2 года назад +25

    i thought this was a dinner date not a court day😂

  • @capo9k
    @capo9k 2 года назад

    "Assault rifle out now on all digital platforms brav" Naaaa 😂

  • @HAASOMADAREACTS
    @HAASOMADAREACTS 2 года назад

    Sniper out now on all digital platforms brav 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣