Everything Wrong With The Curse of La Llorona

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2019
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  • @sydneyfreeman-coker1179
    @sydneyfreeman-coker1179 5 лет назад +3629

    “Velma lets her kids watch Scooby Doo” Thank you for bringing this to my attention haha

    • @kukie1932
      @kukie1932 5 лет назад +16

      Careful birdman might sin that

    • @treylewis5281
      @treylewis5281 5 лет назад +5

      Ana/Velma!!! Hell yeah, same here!!!! Oh yeah, “sparkle motion!” D0ññ!3 D@rk0

    • @treylewis5281
      @treylewis5281 5 лет назад +8

      Salon Eco Mineola NY
      “Zoinks!!!” Would she do it for..... a scoobysnacks?! 😝 🐶

    • @HunterX05
      @HunterX05 5 лет назад +9

      Jeremy makes a pop culture referenc- *DING*

    • @eljunior_43
      @eljunior_43 5 лет назад +1

      GO WATCH CHAVO DEL 8 WEY

  • @crimsonflame6881
    @crimsonflame6881 4 года назад +3575

    Add a Sin for having La Llorona enter the people's houses
    Her lore says that she goes around looking for children when their out late at night without parental supervision (it's an Urban Legend ment to keep kids in doors after Dark)
    The setting would have made more sense if it took place during a camping trip near a river (because most of interpretations says drowned them in a river)

    • @teetheluchador
      @teetheluchador 4 года назад +22

      who the hell is camping anymore lol thats not relatable.

    • @arson7554
      @arson7554 4 года назад +194

      teetheluchador it was set in the 70’s

    • @teetheluchador
      @teetheluchador 4 года назад +11

      Lavender Bee no as a movie in the 2000s camping is not relatable and therefore not scary . Sure camping is relatable in the 70s but we’re not in the 70s. You get what i mean?

    • @bagasbramantyo9717
      @bagasbramantyo9717 4 года назад +128

      Well still, it would make way more sense to the folklore than this bull crap of a movie

    • @MooseMate4
      @MooseMate4 4 года назад +132

      @@teetheluchador wtf?? Who doesn't go camping??

  • @LegendaryMatroix
    @LegendaryMatroix 4 года назад +1363

    "bringing a bat to a ghost fight" sounds like a taylor swift lyric

    • @folkwhore8322
      @folkwhore8322 3 года назад +36

      As a massive Taylor Swift fan why is this so true😭

    • @yofrankhere20
      @yofrankhere20 3 года назад +37

      "I told him he is wrong and I am right, never bring a bat to a ghost fight" - Taylor Swift's new song "Ghost Fight"

    • @folkwhore8322
      @folkwhore8322 3 года назад +14

      @@yofrankhere20 uh she'd use a way more complex ancient words tbh

    • @hyerkill
      @hyerkill 3 года назад +6

      @@folkwhore8322 She sucks so much.

    • @styxrhi
      @styxrhi 3 года назад +18

      @@hyerkill what gave you the impression that we care about your opinion

  • @MonoCrowbo
    @MonoCrowbo 4 года назад +638

    "MAMA, NO!!"
    Proceeds to get literally yeeted off screen.

    • @ElMessi-wq3vj
      @ElMessi-wq3vj 3 года назад +16

      almost died of laughter seeing that for the first time😂

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 3 года назад +8

      Guess even horror movies can't escape the yeet

  • @ItsJustRyansChannel
    @ItsJustRyansChannel 5 лет назад +2313

    "Cool, cool. But I didn't ask you shit." - CinemaSins quote of the month.

    • @sirgetya9574
      @sirgetya9574 5 лет назад +16

      Just about to comment about this lol. This should be an official saying for his videos. They do this too much in movies for it to not be talked about

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 5 лет назад +10

      @@sirgetya9574 it's a writers crutch to give exposition to the audience without bothering to create a scenario that would give you that information so instead a random character just blurts out something without being prompted

    • @SabiLewSounds
      @SabiLewSounds 4 года назад +5

      That annoys tf out of me in movies

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 4 года назад +6

      “I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing”

  • @evanrodriguez6452
    @evanrodriguez6452 5 лет назад +629

    Bro when the mirror cracked bc she looked at herself in the mirror that shit hit me man I felt that 😂

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 4 года назад +13

      Don't attack me like this😂

  • @rileyanderson5381
    @rileyanderson5381 5 лет назад +484

    Movies: *has logos*
    CinemaSins: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! UNACCEPTABLE CIRCUMSTANCES!

  • @yaribangztv
    @yaribangztv 4 года назад +252

    3:28
    Translation: I’m gonna stay with you forever
    *you’re welcome*

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 4 года назад +24

      If La Llorona says that everytime she's gunna kill a kid I'm changing planets

    • @saragarofano9727
      @saragarofano9727 4 года назад +3

      @@annandres8483 omg what

    • @lifewithluci1764
      @lifewithluci1764 4 года назад +13

      They added this, but they couldn't add the "¡¡¡Aaay mis hijos!!!" ??? So disrespectful 😒

    • @menace-gamingvideos6527
      @menace-gamingvideos6527 4 года назад +5

      @@lifewithluci1764 Maybe it is because I played too much AC Odyssey but I read that as "Ah. Misthios!"

    • @lifewithluci1764
      @lifewithluci1764 4 года назад +5

      @@menace-gamingvideos6527 You got me laughing out load at 3:53 a.m 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Allow me to say: Thank you.

  • @CookBoss88
    @CookBoss88 5 лет назад +1248

    *Receives Notification from CinemaSins*
    Me: Ah sweet, I haven't seen this movie yet.

    • @jjkillerx
      @jjkillerx 5 лет назад +27

      Lol this is how I watch most trash movies lol

    • @djlowd3259
      @djlowd3259 5 лет назад +5

      Cook Boss88 literally me

    • @shack_black238
      @shack_black238 5 лет назад +8

      This is how I determine if if I want to watch a movie or not. I only wish he could review movies before they come out to theaters

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 5 лет назад +2

      HAHAHA SAME

    • @JohnRapheal7
      @JohnRapheal7 5 лет назад +7

      Swear... There is a good chunk of movies I've never seen and never really wanted to and after watchin these i feel like it saved me so much time. Since I would most likely tear the plot apart like these guys do 😂

  • @fatninjalord4332
    @fatninjalord4332 5 лет назад +1089

    The point of the legend was to keep kids from sneaking out and to avoid going by larger bodies of water

    • @Peepee_poopoo123
      @Peepee_poopoo123 4 года назад +13

      Ohh. O w8 they told this to kids

    • @astriaredacted9571
      @astriaredacted9571 4 года назад +26

      @@Peepee_poopoo123 Yup, like me and my lil sis when we were learning other things like Humpty Dumpty, who let me point out, was never said to be an egg in the fun lil melody?!?!?!

    • @EvoKeKurlz
      @EvoKeKurlz 4 года назад +21

      @@astriaredacted9571 isnt it also for misbehaving my mom would tell us la llorona was also punish kids who misbehaved

    • @goose5200
      @goose5200 3 года назад +3

      I avoid large bodies of water any way. I forget what the thing is called when your afraid of going in big bodies of water or something like that.

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 3 года назад +2

      @@goose5200 hydrophobia?

  • @kamariav1231
    @kamariav1231 4 года назад +392

    The original story ( or at least what my oma told me) was that a Beautiful poor woman married a rich man. He gave her wonderful gifts and went on frequent business trips. She eventually had two children and loved them dearly. She started aging and while she was still beautiful, her husband cheated on her. Out of grief she wandered to a nearby river and threw her children in, they couldn’t swim and and drowned. She then saw what she did and threw herself in. She roams the world near rivers looking for her children, not other children. When she gets closer to them and sees they’re not hers, she throws them into the water out of rage. If men walk near rivers she will throw them in thinking they’re her husband. Mothers tell this story to scare children into staying away from rushing waters at night. This movie could have done so much better with the story, but failed

    • @middleeasternforhire8985
      @middleeasternforhire8985 2 года назад +32

      I heard somewhere that when her soul reached the gates of heaven they didn't let her in until she is with her children but her children were already in the heaven and that was gates of hell she went to and Satan was pranking her or sth

    • @justanintrovertwithcooldp7
      @justanintrovertwithcooldp7 Год назад

      So basically she became a dumb b*tch.

    • @thejaded
      @thejaded Год назад +1

      So heartbreaking.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Год назад +2

      Even the story you related makes no sense -- WHY DOES SHE THROW HER OWN CHILDREN IN THE WATER when it was her HUSBAND who cheated on her?

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Год назад

      @@jondunmore4268 Because they were HIS children.
      Also, fairy tale logic. If you want to scare kids away from dark waters, you need some dead kids in your story.

  • @ramennoodlesokur7561
    @ramennoodlesokur7561 5 лет назад +3628

    Think we all know what’s scariest
    *LA CHANCLA*

  • @barryprince3230
    @barryprince3230 5 лет назад +1008

    The kids in this movie are ridiculous! Both of the children get assaulted by a ghost, and neither of them bring it up immediately.

    • @lunar1212
      @lunar1212 5 лет назад +54

      That's literally what I was thinking when watching the movie

    • @Soulixer
      @Soulixer 4 года назад +12

      I mean, it displays a portion of the kids in today’s society.

    • @CopShowGuy
      @CopShowGuy 4 года назад +40

      "Kids and their overactive imaginations"

    • @nathanielisaacs972
      @nathanielisaacs972 4 года назад +21

      Tbh would u believe a kid that said a ghost tried to kill me? And call the police?

    • @DnDorBust
      @DnDorBust 4 года назад +43

      Literally in the Hispanic community I live in, not only would the parents believe the kids, but they’ll get any curandero or a church priest or an elder to try and bless and or exorcise the ghost and then go on to tell the story to others who also have their own ghost story. It’s like 90% of the community would believe but also alter the story

  • @Gabriel-pn8cp
    @Gabriel-pn8cp 5 лет назад +1780

    When your Mexican grandparents can tell you in 12 minutes "la leyenda de la llorona" and be More scarier than this 2 hour movie

    • @da1mx433
      @da1mx433 4 года назад +10

      Exactamente

    • @urbanfsalsa
      @urbanfsalsa 4 года назад +7

      *leyenda

    • @sepsysmurf6982
      @sepsysmurf6982 4 года назад +6

      more scarier? legenda?

    • @Gabriel-pn8cp
      @Gabriel-pn8cp 4 года назад +40

      @@urbanfsalsa ooops , I was wondering why I didn't feel comfortable reading legenda. XD
      I have Dishonored my entire
      country, my teacher,
      my family,
      my grandparents,
      my cow.
      ( Thanks btw )

    • @seducedintokyo
      @seducedintokyo 4 года назад +4

      @@Gabriel-pn8cp
      XD

  • @xdemon5015
    @xdemon5015 2 года назад +87

    I still can't get over the fact that there was an incident where a movie theatre accidently put this movie into a projector that was suppose to be playing Detective Pikachu. It took the staff way longer than it should have to realize this. After stopping the show and rectifying the mistake the theatre had to deal with furious parents and weeping kids 😂

  • @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324
    @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324 4 года назад +84

    3:27 in case anyone didn't know. She says "i will keep you forever"

    • @rebeccamendoza667
      @rebeccamendoza667 4 года назад +2

      No she doesn’t she says I’m gonna be with you forever. In case you couldn’t hear she said Voy a quedar contigo para siempre.

    • @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324
      @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324 4 года назад +2

      If she meant I’m going to be with you forever she would have said “estaré contigo para siempre”

    • @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324
      @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324 4 года назад +1

      Also since there are legends of her taking children “i will keep you forever” doesn’t seem too far fetched

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 3 года назад +1

      I think quedar can be translated as both to keep and to stay (remain) so both interpretations are correct. if anything it just makes it even deeper that you can get two different meanings that still fit with her and this movie

  • @TheWolfbay
    @TheWolfbay 5 лет назад +4541

    anyone else using cinema sins to spoil movies in order to not watch them?

    • @Cody-Bear
      @Cody-Bear 5 лет назад +84

      I used to 99 percent of the time.

    • @angelchan6398
      @angelchan6398 4 года назад +41

      _yes, _*_but actually no_*

    • @brandonpixley2481
      @brandonpixley2481 4 года назад +9

      Yes and no i just use my job

    • @SabiLewSounds
      @SabiLewSounds 4 года назад +4

      Meeeeeee

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 4 года назад +21

      I used to watch movies but now I simply watch this to find most jumpscare scenes and yeah to spoil too

  • @soranora4597
    @soranora4597 5 лет назад +9662

    Can we add another sin for the fact this wasn't in Mexico.

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 5 лет назад +104

      @@danny1004 what

    • @vampiraJ
      @vampiraJ 5 лет назад +405

      Im from south Texas and we all know about La Llorona, probably because we also used to be Mexico.

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 5 лет назад +7

      @@danny1004 that's wasn't what I was asking

    • @MasterGaming-ve4gz
      @MasterGaming-ve4gz 5 лет назад +8

      @Almighty Gekido he wasn’t talking to you🤦‍♂️

    • @jackcassidy9963
      @jackcassidy9963 5 лет назад +11

      @@MasterGaming-ve4gz my name literally showed up when he gave the long ass explanation

  • @alekzandervenegas7409
    @alekzandervenegas7409 3 года назад +160

    This movie could've been something great to be honest, for the legend of La Llorona you'd imagine a movie with more eerieness than a bunch of jump-scares. Imagine it, I mean we don't even hear that much crying from the WEEPING WOMAN X). (I see this is an old video but)
    Can't you imagine a setting where kids sneaking out of their houses are trying to meet together in the dead of night? As the group waits for one of em, it cuts to his/ her bike riding, only to hear crying, in the distance.
    Sounds pretty far, but as that friend continues their journey it begins to sound more like a scream, frantic cries that are loud enough to disorient anyone.
    They can't take it, it is surrounding, they close their eyes, they cover their ears! As it dissipates the young one reluctantly opens their eyes and before them... a river. Those cries, they are distant again.
    SEE eerie, creepy, it would put the audience along the same ride as they are forced to listen to the cries, and now the damn kid is lost. Everyone at the edge of their seats not prepared for what may happen next.

  • @itz_yaboymax2340
    @itz_yaboymax2340 4 года назад +100

    "It did not go well...Met my wife though" That's the most random thing to come out with while counting sins

  • @yebzy
    @yebzy 5 лет назад +775

    Yall make watching horror movies much easier
    And im basically watching free movies at this point

  • @renatocorvaro6924
    @renatocorvaro6924 5 лет назад +1014

    That lady ghost is 300 years old? If that's the case, you forgot to add a sin for the anachronistic wedding dress.

    • @karinalumen9722
      @karinalumen9722 5 лет назад +16

      Renato Corvaro do you mean that actual dress? Or the style? Or that it’s white? Because it’s absurd to have actual 300 year old crap in new movies and as for the look of the dress it’s some what on par with a 1700/1800 upper class Mexico/Spanish settlers dress

    • @renatocorvaro6924
      @renatocorvaro6924 5 лет назад +5

      @@karinalumen9722 Mostly the fact that it's white. White dresses for brides didn't really catch on until about 100-150 years ago, IIRC. Though I didn't know she was supposed to be upper class, so it is actually a possibility that she would have a white dress.

    • @karinalumen9722
      @karinalumen9722 5 лет назад +10

      Renato Corvaro White dresses became popular when Queen Victoria wore one in the Western since, however Spaniard women had been wearing ivory/cream/white dress before that well into the (1700/1800). Although a Mexican folk tail, it originated roughly round the colonization of Mexico with the indigenous people. I assumed she was upper class because of not only having such a nice dress/her children all being dress in prior attire but also because of how divided the class systems was during the colonization

    • @ct163
      @ct163 5 лет назад

      yeah and that lady ghost drowns her own children for "love"

  • @Aria_Morningstar
    @Aria_Morningstar 4 года назад +79

    “We later find out that the husband cheated...”
    Yah, that’s how the urban legend goes my guy

  • @jeanchen194
    @jeanchen194 5 лет назад +2259

    As a Hispanic this depiction of “La llorona” is just weak.

    • @texaskc
      @texaskc 5 лет назад +56

      I said. That's not how that works. alot

    • @Aster_Risk
      @Aster_Risk 5 лет назад +121

      I'm not Hispanic, but I've always been really into the legend of La Llorona. I was actually really sad this came out so badly, because I wanted to see a good scary movie adaptation. There's a lot to work with, and yet they screwed it up.

    • @jeanchen194
      @jeanchen194 5 лет назад +61

      Alicia when we were kids we used to be scared shitless about the legend, and I swear to god we used to have to walk home late at night near the river with no lights and we would Run cause we would hear weird noises

    • @texaskc
      @texaskc 5 лет назад +21

      @@Aster_Risk If you go with life where I grow up. The story should be about stupid high schoolers sneaking out to have a kegger in the desert next to the river one Friday night after homecoming.
      There was some who bailed on a party because they swear they heard her cries. Keggers in the desert weren't my thing, but even if I was invited there was no way I was going because of La Llorona. I just noped noped out of anything stupid like that.

    • @andrewhudson2467
      @andrewhudson2467 5 лет назад +10

      As a Caucasian, I agree.

  • @piadylan1207
    @piadylan1207 5 лет назад +280

    also a sin : why does the security guard bust into the room? he could easily wake up someone

  • @pootfish7623
    @pootfish7623 4 года назад +186

    Wait if la llorona was just a “normal” person, then why can she do twice the stuff Valak can do. SHE CAN BEND MATTER!!

    • @nataliawashington872
      @nataliawashington872 3 года назад +12

      You know you’re right if she’s just a “normal” person then she should just be able to do the basic stuff ghosts can do: walk through walls, throw shit around, that kind of stuff. It makes no sense that the demon had basic ghost powers, but the ghost has what the demon is suppose to have.....??????? That makes no sense.
      It would make much more sense if La Llorona was some kind of psychic of something as a human then that would explain why her as a ghost was so powerful,
      or why not just say the more angry or emotional a human is when they die the more powerful they’ll become as a ghost now that would make much more sense
      Or better yet just give a ghost powers similar or that reference the way they died, in La Llorona’s case she should have water powers or control the rain or something water related to drown people/kids with

  • @Ghost-si3wz
    @Ghost-si3wz 5 лет назад +86

    I was really hoping you would mention the unnecessary amount of lamps they had in that house. 😂

  • @davidtaylor142
    @davidtaylor142 5 лет назад +565

    3:35 she said “you’re going to stay with me forever” for anyone wondering

    • @mrsauce9307
      @mrsauce9307 5 лет назад +6

      david taylor wow thanks

    • @ThePonytailDude
      @ThePonytailDude 5 лет назад +45

      See, that would have been good for the filmmakers to have in subtitles. Instead, I guess they wanted to have the portion of the audience that doesn't speak Spanish be as confused as the kid in that scene.

    • @jbjacobs9514
      @jbjacobs9514 5 лет назад +4

      Was it forever or always?

    • @Change376
      @Change376 5 лет назад +16

      She said" I'm going to stay with you forever." But close enough.

    • @boza8737
      @boza8737 5 лет назад +4

      It doesn't say that. It says "i am going to stay with you forever" but i guess it's pretty much the same thing.

  • @santinofallon
    @santinofallon 5 лет назад +330

    Movie: has logos
    Cinema Sins:*angry noises

  • @luisosorio1825
    @luisosorio1825 5 лет назад +409

    Biggest question is..how did la llorona crossed the border??

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 4 года назад +29

      Luis Osorio she didn’t, LA was part of mexico

    • @rachnatyagi5313
      @rachnatyagi5313 4 года назад +8

      It was said that she will roam around the earth then it can to any country

    • @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp
      @MichaelDelvalle-nt4gp 4 года назад +10

      if we had a wall this wouldnt have happened lmao

    • @goodguys9964
      @goodguys9964 3 года назад +3

      Best comment ever😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mjnorris6597
      @mjnorris6597 3 года назад +2

      She walks through it lol just straight through it

  • @nerotheweirdo4755
    @nerotheweirdo4755 2 года назад +27

    Can we add 10 sins for the fact that La Llorona was able to invade houses even though she's only known for roaming the streets at night?

  • @KingBobBobBob
    @KingBobBobBob 5 лет назад +407

    Wait Velma is in yet another horror movie without the gang? sadness

  • @MASTEROFEVIL
    @MASTEROFEVIL 5 лет назад +1633

    The biggest sin of all was trying to make a horror movie about old Mexican folklore they've could've done a better job.

    • @stompchunkman4248
      @stompchunkman4248 5 лет назад +73

      It'd be way more interesting if they tried to combine a horror movie with drama for her. It only focuses on her lifetime until she commits the murder, and instead of showing a scene in the future as a run-of-the-mill horror movie villain, she's instead shown as a tragic yet still scary figure, ready to attack the next child.

    • @crazymia1239
      @crazymia1239 5 лет назад +2

      Fr

    • @hector9684
      @hector9684 5 лет назад +1

      MASTER-OF- EVIL lmao this movie is fucking terrible 😂

    • @staticfanatic5625
      @staticfanatic5625 5 лет назад +8

      When I heard this movie was coming out I was soooo excited! But now looking at this it sucks to see they didn’t try harder to make it better.

    • @noneofyourbusiness4294
      @noneofyourbusiness4294 5 лет назад +24

      That's the issue with today's horror in general.
      I exclude slashers from this, as they're supposed to be a bit trashy, but other than that today's horror in a nutshell: weak plot, even if there's material to work with it gets ignored, and most importantly: jumpscares.
      Every now and then, a good one comes out, inbetween there are like 50 others that don't give a shit about building tension by atmosphere alone

  • @ohwynturr
    @ohwynturr 4 года назад +17

    Honestly just happy we got a “scene does not include a lap dance” reference after I don’t know how long

  • @nene9063
    @nene9063 4 года назад +39

    Little girl Literally had a rag doll version of the "Annabelle"

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 5 лет назад +1211

    Glad you watched this so I don't have to.

    • @adventurebonni5
      @adventurebonni5 5 лет назад +4

      Me either because this movie is not so official that why I won't watch this movie in cinema though .

    • @foundhorrificgames.2505
      @foundhorrificgames.2505 5 лет назад +2

      Just got it for 20 dollars 5 days ago, I enjoyed it

    • @dietwater1884
      @dietwater1884 5 лет назад +7

      @DP91 So much angery. Let man's do what he wants damn.

    • @SLUSHIE2000
      @SLUSHIE2000 5 лет назад +1

      @DP91 its been out for a few weeks. Still regularly priced

    • @BlueDauntless
      @BlueDauntless 5 лет назад

      SAME!!!

  • @19JSC92
    @19JSC92 5 лет назад +464

    Does anyone else automatically mutter "roll credits!" when the title of a film is said by a character because of this channel?

    • @AJMIckna2010
      @AJMIckna2010 5 лет назад +15

      Yes. Not only that, I've got my 10 year old to do it now, too...

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 5 лет назад +10

      Of course not!..... i hear 'ding' all day

    • @paulk6399
      @paulk6399 5 лет назад +5

      Personally, I go the peter griffin route
      I get all giddish and say ‘oh, he/she said it! He/she said it!’

    • @crimwolf5216
      @crimwolf5216 5 лет назад +1

      Josh Chivers 😂 yea

    • @shack_black238
      @shack_black238 5 лет назад +1

      Yes (James harden stare and walk away)

  • @Juneau46
    @Juneau46 5 лет назад +252

    12 year old girls don't love dolls that much

    • @jamesknight3022
      @jamesknight3022 4 года назад +14

      Maybe they do when they remind them of their dead fathers.

    • @catonfire5010
      @catonfire5010 4 года назад +11

      Um, excuse me, but when I was 12, my plushies game peaked, now I have 74 at age 18 and counting!

    • @trashbasket11
      @trashbasket11 4 года назад +4

      My first real collectable doll was at 12 and now in my early 30s still collecting

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 4 года назад +3

      I'm 12 and I love collecting dolls, if stuffed animals count as dolls anyways.
      ;w;

    • @catonfire5010
      @catonfire5010 4 года назад +1

      @@CinnabarCereal they absolutely do

  • @blazeblaze420
    @blazeblaze420 4 года назад +128

    This movie is insulting to hispanics who fear this demon

    • @smallwall5516
      @smallwall5516 4 года назад +8

      fr i was expecting some good stuff here

    • @smallwall5516
      @smallwall5516 4 года назад +18

      @Thor Odinson they mean its shit and 10x less scarier than the way we saw it as kids who were actually terrified to go outside at night bc of the stories we were told of her and the movie didnt portray that fear well at all or live up to the expectations of what it should have been

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 3 года назад +13

      @Blade Entertainment no, it should actually be good and actually scary. and maybe try to tell the story that actually makes it unique for being a Mexican or Spanish folklore. I really don't get your comment

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +3

      @Abel Martinez Calderon Jr Yeah, there are a lot of those.

    • @charliefinnmichael4770
      @charliefinnmichael4770 3 года назад +1

      Yo, I got a question, is it able to be just as insulting to an American who grew up hearing this urban legend/knowing of this demon?

  • @Dentheman1995
    @Dentheman1995 5 лет назад +430

    9:27
    "Fate of the Furious" broke the sin counter. "La Llorona" broke Jeremy

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 5 лет назад +2

      That was actually kind of funny

  • @user-zi9hl6cg7u
    @user-zi9hl6cg7u 5 лет назад +691

    Wait.
    I thought La Llorona hangs around a river crying all the time and would only drown a kid if they approach her.
    Was I wrong?

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 5 лет назад +267

      No, that's the legend. But movies bend urban legends left, right and centre.

    • @magicjack1841
      @magicjack1841 5 лет назад +11

      Apparently so

    • @brere45678
      @brere45678 5 лет назад +106

      That one episode on the Grimm series got it much better than this poor excuse for a movie.

    • @rosered6542
      @rosered6542 5 лет назад +29

      Depends on which story you hear.

    • @alphariusomegon3965
      @alphariusomegon3965 5 лет назад +109

      Almost every single story is she by a river and crys while saying "where are my children" and if you a child goes near her she'll drown your ass in the river. maybe only one or two story I heard are like this movie where she follows you

  • @chomp4577
    @chomp4577 5 лет назад +22

    okay so the original story (or one I was taught) was La Llorona's husband cheated on her in a fit of rage she shoved her kids away into a fast running river when she realized what she had done she threw herself in but had commited both murder and suicide.she is now stuck in a limbo looking for her kids.she will find kids after dark and drown them knowing they aren't her kids
    the point is to keep kids away from staying out late

    • @gojitsar7505
      @gojitsar7505 3 года назад

      What happened to the husband? I’ve read a lot of versions of La Llorona, and none of them specify what happens to him.

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 3 года назад

      @@gojitsar7505 ran off with the mistress

    • @gojitsar7505
      @gojitsar7505 3 года назад

      @@chomp4577 Gotcha.

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 3 года назад +1

      @@gojitsar7505 and probably then opened a tatto parlor

  • @dandyjackattack
    @dandyjackattack 5 лет назад +36

    "Doubting their commitment to Sparkle Motion." I needed that reference.

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 4 года назад +1

      Okay. What is that referencing? I know it, it is there but I cannot figure out what the reference is. It is driving me insane.

    • @adamstraight8622
      @adamstraight8622 3 года назад

      @@JustKelso1993 Donnie Darko.

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 3 года назад

      @@adamstraight8622 Oh my gosh, thank you. I totally forgot about this by now but I am glad you answered it cause I would have come across it again eventually. Lol

    • @adamstraight8622
      @adamstraight8622 3 года назад

      @@JustKelso1993 Glad I could help.

    • @JustKelso1993
      @JustKelso1993 3 года назад

      @@adamstraight8622 You are the best!

  • @CoolManiac89
    @CoolManiac89 5 лет назад +85

    I can't take this movie seriously. I keep waiting for the rest of the gang and Scooby Doo to catch La Llorona and unmask her

  • @unusedchannelccvr232
    @unusedchannelccvr232 5 лет назад +448

    Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.

  • @TinyRiver97
    @TinyRiver97 2 года назад +12

    5:14 I like how he's just basically sinning a classic Mexican legend. Also I'm Mexican, and I listen about this legend a lot of times in my childhood, I know half of it; specially when the teacher gave us the homework of searching a Mexican legend, it was like half of the class only knew La Llorona, and I was part of that half.
    Also, also, an extra sin because La Llorona didn't cry " Ay, mis hijos" (Oh, my kids) as the legend says.
    How funny is that La Llorona in English is The Crybaby

  • @jonathanrail7603
    @jonathanrail7603 4 года назад +41

    Anna: MY HUSBAND'S A COP!
    Me: even The Lamest Avenger is more threatening than a cop, isn't it? ...

  • @laescoba4084
    @laescoba4084 5 лет назад +390

    My mom could tell this story scarier than the movie

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 5 лет назад +24

      Literally anyone with extensive knowledge on the legends could, but definitely not some people in a movie studio that don’t do their research or fail miserably.

    • @choerry22
      @choerry22 5 лет назад +2

      I don't doubt she could.

    • @Bluraysnob1990
      @Bluraysnob1990 5 лет назад

      @@choerry22 then you don't know Latinos, so stick to spidey kid

    • @choerry22
      @choerry22 5 лет назад +1

      @@Bluraysnob1990 I'm just saying,the story was told poorly and they could've done better. Plus, I would know Latinos, because I am one.

    • @Soulixer
      @Soulixer 4 года назад +1

      The CGI got me scared to shower for like 3 months

  • @kennethmcgregor6204
    @kennethmcgregor6204 5 лет назад +654

    Another sin: The movie strays way away from the actual legend. I've always heard the tale like this;
    A widowed mother lives in a small house in a village with her 2 children one night both her children go missing and search parties are sent out. A few days later their bodies are found in a nearby lake and an autopsy reveals that they drowned in the lake. Overwhelmed with grief the mother kills herself and haunts the lake where her children died. She does take children to replace her own every once in a while but she never explicitly kills them. She and the child simply disappear. Also it's said she constantly wails the frase, "Hay, !mis hijos!" which means "Oh, my children!" but I didn't hear her utter anything even remotely similar during the movie. TLDR: The movie isn't like the legend.

    • @teetheluchador
      @teetheluchador 4 года назад +13

      she whispered it a couple times to them

    • @deewalker983
      @deewalker983 4 года назад +27

      EXACTLY that the version I heard but you know hollywood has to change things

    • @lostagain9386
      @lostagain9386 4 года назад +99

      The story has SO MANY versions. In some the mother is a malignant figure but in others she is benevolent (but still creepy). It all depends on when you heard it and who you heard it from.

    • @JL-hy5wd
      @JL-hy5wd 4 года назад +20

      EXACTLY, my spanish teacher told me this legend before when i was in 8th grade, but in this movie it didn't make any sense, so i was like "wtf what?"

    • @PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse
      @PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse 4 года назад +21

      ya, there was a little Spanish cartoon I watched when I was little(scared the ever loving BeJesus out of me) it showed a little boy and girl trick or treating and the boy gets kidnapped by this wailing ghost woman(I assume is La Llorona) and the little girl tries to find her brother. Then the protagonist shows up and helps the little girl find her brother. And few strange events occur(I don't remember the whole movie) but the ghost reaches the kids and the kids got knocked out or something and the ghost sees the kids as her own. So something happens, she turns good, the little girl's brother came back, and they live happily ever after, The End. I don't remember what the movie is called, but it was a horror kids cartoon movie that was in Spanish.

  • @abrahamfarraj84
    @abrahamfarraj84 3 года назад +3

    "If La Llorona was a baseball player, she'd be Chris Davis." LMAOOO 😂

  • @MarcoPolo-th2xo
    @MarcoPolo-th2xo 5 лет назад +62

    You should take one more sin for haven’t the movie in Los Angeles instead of mexico🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @mediocregala
    @mediocregala 5 лет назад +1117

    Cinema sins uploading everything but Endgame
    Sin counter - Breaks

    • @7269im72m
      @7269im72m 5 лет назад +36

      I know they probably did not find anything wrong with it.

    • @royalripper7453
      @royalripper7453 5 лет назад +29

      @@7269im72m He found bad things about Alien , so even when there Is nothing Wrong with movies he will just act like a dumbass and Sin something like ,,Spaceship Isn't Aerodynamic"

    • @brere45678
      @brere45678 5 лет назад +17

      @@7269im72m Yeah right, I sinned End Game myself watching it and fooking hell there was a lot.

    • @MrGenexxx
      @MrGenexxx 5 лет назад +22

      @@7269im72m I'm mcu die hard. With that being said there's like 300 sins in Endgame or more. Probably the reason it taking them so long.

    • @scipio764
      @scipio764 5 лет назад +11

      @@MrGenexxx I could add two sins out of the bat as there are two scenes of Captain Marvel.

  • @pacsoulpavon9649
    @pacsoulpavon9649 5 лет назад +3296

    This movie was so stupid, who tf makes a movie of la llorona in LA and not mexico!??? And why is it only following those kids when they are in a city full of kids? Worst movie ever.
    Bwt my grandpa came across her back in the 60's she was at the bottom of the river when he was at the top of a mountain and he said he could hear the loud and horrible criying. He didnt bother to find out what it was and just kept going on the path
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    • @deejay5225
      @deejay5225 5 лет назад +84

      LA pretty much is Mexico

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 5 лет назад +51

      LA is pretty much a third Mexico after Mexico and New Mexico.

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 5 лет назад +5

      @@m.bsketches9865 For real. 🤣

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 5 лет назад +22

      Perhaps it subtle commentary on illegal immigration.

    • @pacsoulpavon9649
      @pacsoulpavon9649 5 лет назад +73

      @Andrew Gonzalez whoa there buddy , the whole movie was just dumb. Even if it was in english or spanish , thats was not la llorona movie ! That shit was like another insidious/ lady in black movie.

  • @eduardlorenzo7711
    @eduardlorenzo7711 4 года назад +26

    100 sins for la Llorona never crying out loud her famous phrase "ay mis hijos" (oh my kids). I was waiting for that chilling cry the whole movie smh

    • @Cal90208
      @Cal90208 Год назад

      She did say it though?

  • @snowangelnc
    @snowangelnc Год назад +4

    41: In addition to not asking for any more details about how Sam fell, Anna is also accepting this explanation without question even though the injury is finger shaped burn marks around Sam's wrist. What kind of a fall does that??

  • @BlackStar1587
    @BlackStar1587 5 лет назад +420

    I was thinking the whole movie "I've seen that women before."
    Thank you cinema sins for reminding me know she played as Velma in the Scooby Doo movie😂
    As well as Daddy's home.

    • @jbjacobs9514
      @jbjacobs9514 5 лет назад +4

      I was too busy making Anaksunamun jokes throughout, waiting for Arnold Vosloo's Mummy to show up to claim Patricia...

    • @damienkun8786
      @damienkun8786 5 лет назад +4

      She a baddie

    • @SymbioticDivisions
      @SymbioticDivisions 5 лет назад +5

      She's also Hawkeye's wife in the Avengers movies.

    • @Laladust
      @Laladust 5 лет назад +6

      Lindsey from Freaks and Geeks! She was also on E.R. and she played the supervisor in Grandmas Boy.

    • @lokisqueen4854
      @lokisqueen4854 4 года назад

      She is also Hawkeyes wife and voices Wendy in Gravity Falls!

  • @NewAgeComix
    @NewAgeComix 5 лет назад +181

    "If La Llorona was a baseball player, she'd be Chris Davis."
    Strike three, called!

    • @jbjacobs9514
      @jbjacobs9514 5 лет назад

      Steroidian Davis should be his worthless name.

  • @reigee2869
    @reigee2869 Год назад +6

    It’s an urban legend meant to keep kids from being out at night in places where there’s running bodies of water. It originates in Mexico where labor and living in open fields was once very common, so having children fall into rivers and whatnot was a real threat, especially at night. The small details in the story vary across communities, but the major elements are always the same. My parents come from a small rural town in Mexico like the one described in the story, so she’s actually still a big thing for them. My dad actually swears he’s seen her twice when he used to work as a campesino in his youth in Mexico and it makes him super mad when I tell him she’s not real. He takes it super personally, lol.

  • @jbgaters
    @jbgaters 4 года назад +39

    Thank you Jeremy, for once again saving me the time of watching a potentially terrible movie only to find out that it is indeed, terrible

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +32

    *_While La Llorna murdered her own children, Miguel and Hector is just singing "Poco Loco" at the musical contest in the Afterlife._*

  • @LordBloodySoul
    @LordBloodySoul 5 лет назад +157

    Yeah, this movie could've been so good.
    But the constant inconsistencies with the plot were just so agonizing to watch :I

    • @C9Fenrir
      @C9Fenrir 5 лет назад +4

      That's basically any movie

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 5 лет назад +2

      @@C9Fenrir
      Not really. Lord of the Rings has great plot following without breaking too much from the main story.
      Same goes for Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nightmare on Elm Street and the Exorsist, if you need some Horror Movie examples.

  • @HansonJ
    @HansonJ 4 года назад +10

    The legend of La Llorona changes every single time its retold. I heard that her husband left her so she drowned the kids to get back at him. I’ve also heard that she left her kids in a river and she lost her bodies; which explains why she is seen around bodies of water. She was cursed to walk the world and find her children.

  • @Graci_Is_Spaci
    @Graci_Is_Spaci 5 лет назад +3

    Im pretty sure the story of la larona goes something like if she sees kids by the river where she drowned (in MEXICO) she'd grab them and drown them. Not chase them around and such

  • @malekkhaddour1822
    @malekkhaddour1822 5 лет назад +162

    The internet : Do Endgame !
    Cinemasins : No , no i don't think i will

  • @Xshot12
    @Xshot12 5 лет назад +273

    Horror movie ending with a reveal that the ghost or demon is still alive clichè
    *Ding*

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 лет назад +8

      *clichè. A clique is a small group of people who share some common interest and hold themselves aloof from others.

    • @Xshot12
      @Xshot12 5 лет назад +20

      @@roguishpaladin shh you saw nothing

    • @utaubread
      @utaubread 5 лет назад

      Surge Not a single thing at all. U-U

    • @randallflagg3700
      @randallflagg3700 5 лет назад +2

      @@roguishpaladin - For complete accuracy, it's spelled "cliché" (the "è" is an "accent grave", not used very often, that kinda makes you pronounce that letter a bit like a Canadian *eh?* ).

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 лет назад +1

      @@randallflagg3700 I was lazy and copy/pasted OP's accent. But maybe I am Canadian, eh? Sorry aboot that. Gonna go curling now.

  • @HalloweenCharlie
    @HalloweenCharlie 5 лет назад +22

    I'm pretty sure this video should be at least an hour long

  • @internallyscreaming4179
    @internallyscreaming4179 4 года назад +8

    I watch this and in the cinema the person behind me dunk a popcorn on me screaming because she's scared. 😂 she look at me embarrassed but I know my priorities. I ask permission tho. I finish her dunked popcorn. 😂

  • @Wade.Stikmann
    @Wade.Stikmann 5 лет назад +84

    The story that they gave in the movie is very different from the actuall tale.
    La llarona lived in a small town and was the prettiest girl there. Her parents wanted her to marry so that the boys would leave her alone, but she didn't have eyes for anyone at all. One day a wealthy traveler in an ornate carriage passed through town, saw her loveliness, and they got together. Less than a week later he leaves to go back home, promising to return (Eventually). And, of course, she got pregnant. She gave birth to two children, a boy and a girl, and they lived in their little town more or less happily. But She was still waiting for her prince to return.
    About five years later he does return, but he returns with his arms around a beautiful young woman. Outraged at him, she flew into a rage and ended up drowning her children in a river to get back at him. When he saw what she'd done, he yelled and publicly shamed her, then left with his new girl.
    She was disowned by her family and ostracized by the town. And she was remorseful that she had killed her children. She went insane. She drowned in the same river her children died in, and now she searches for them.
    She loved her kids and didn't want to hurt them, she just went momentarily crazy because her boyfriend ran off. Not saying that it was okay, just saying that she wasn't trying to drag in other peoples kids. She's looking for her own kids and gets confused because water distorts reflections. Stay away from the white spots in the water kids.

    • @angelchan6398
      @angelchan6398 4 года назад +19

      *_thank y’all for the actual urban legend/story_*

    • @whatdidhesay9000
      @whatdidhesay9000 4 года назад +12

      That's just one of the variations of the tale

    • @narusasu147258369
      @narusasu147258369 4 года назад +14

      @@whatdidhesay9000 Very true. But I mostly wanted to point out the part at the end, where she's remorseful, kills herself, and is looking for her own kids. Not randomly going about and taking children all willy nilly like the movie makes out.

    • @SabiLewSounds
      @SabiLewSounds 4 года назад +12

      Yes, each country in Central America seems to have a diff telling of the story but the point they got wrong for all renditions is that she isn't hunting kids and ffs she cries all the time she isn't a sneaky jump scare

    • @Wade.Stikmann
      @Wade.Stikmann 4 года назад +1

      @@SabiLewSounds Yes, THANK YOU. Well contributed.

  • @danielacarranza1906
    @danielacarranza1906 5 лет назад +1759

    I love the way this guy hates movies so much

    • @Unique007
      @Unique007 5 лет назад +26

      Still he likes to watch 😂😉👀

    • @REDANDSILVER741
      @REDANDSILVER741 5 лет назад +13

      Daniela Carranza He’s literally just reading a script.

    • @nostalgia6068
      @nostalgia6068 5 лет назад +3

      Sameeeee

    • @JukeboxTheGhoul
      @JukeboxTheGhoul 5 лет назад +30

      He wouldn't criticise movies if he didn't like them, if he didn't like movies, he wouldn't watch them.

    • @nostalgia6068
      @nostalgia6068 5 лет назад +1

      Ugh

  • @TeamEmmett7799
    @TeamEmmett7799 4 года назад +16

    “The church works with people who specialize in situations like these”
    Me: you mean the Winchesters?

    • @ponch1620
      @ponch1620 2 года назад

      Buffy the Vampire Slayer... since it's literally her house.

  • @ferdichristianhiphop
    @ferdichristianhiphop 3 года назад +2

    3:36 I know spanish, and La Llorona said: "You are going to be mine forever..."

  • @hugemango2011
    @hugemango2011 5 лет назад +880

    La Llorona is not that scary as...
    *La Chancla*

    • @kavya71954
      @kavya71954 4 года назад +24

      welp im not hispanic, but im still indian and yes I relate

    • @Paola-hd1tm
      @Paola-hd1tm 4 года назад +10

      👀
      👄

    • @shushles
      @shushles 4 года назад +7

      @@kavya71954 Same, I mean I'm not Indian but I do relate too.

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 4 года назад +7

      Being of spanish descent I am very horrified if my mother brings put the tsinelas

    • @Mrswiserich83
      @Mrswiserich83 4 года назад +2

      Huge Mango 😂😂😂😂

  • @brianoneil9662
    @brianoneil9662 5 лет назад +191

    Watching this on 1/4 speed because an incredibly drunk sounding Jeremy makes every sin sound absofuckinglutely hilarious.
    1/2 speed he just sounds stoned

    • @lunablood383
      @lunablood383 5 лет назад +13

      Holy SHIT it's actually fucking awesome like that.

    • @solothil4105
      @solothil4105 5 лет назад +7

      That’s perfect wow haha

    • @PikaChu-sp2qo
      @PikaChu-sp2qo 5 лет назад +11

      oh my god it's hysterical.
      4:21 is the fucking best. S U C K E D A A A S S S S S

    • @rosyletters1687
      @rosyletters1687 5 лет назад +2

      @@PikaChu-sp2qo Oh thank you *so* much-I literally can't stop laughing and replaying that.

    • @guerrillaheavydefender8364
      @guerrillaheavydefender8364 5 лет назад +1

      8:09 Oh goddammit

  • @reapercity
    @reapercity 5 лет назад +47

    This was such a bad film I actually fell asleep in the cinema and yes I stupidly paid to watch this 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Skkk8227
    @Skkk8227 4 года назад +7

    The fact that he really added the 100 count for that sin had me dying xD

  • @ryanreylondsthesecond2796
    @ryanreylondsthesecond2796 5 лет назад +276

    why doesn’t Velma know her ghost? thats weird

    • @uK8cvPAq
      @uK8cvPAq 5 лет назад +3

      Oh yeah its her I almost missed that.

    • @Havanasky100
      @Havanasky100 5 лет назад

      I don’t get this comment....what did I miss??

    • @uK8cvPAq
      @uK8cvPAq 5 лет назад +2

      @@Havanasky100 The woman in this movie played Velma in the Scooby Doo movies.

    • @Havanasky100
      @Havanasky100 5 лет назад

      uK8cvPAq aw I knew that. So because they always new the ghost when they pulled the mask off haha. I thought she ended up being la Llorena.... which I think would have been a better ending haha.

  • @dannystirling5458
    @dannystirling5458 5 лет назад +482

    This trailer was sooooo annoying oh my god

    • @enink6561
      @enink6561 5 лет назад +4

      I agree 🙄 it was annoying to get these ads every five seconds.

    • @ammarsiddiqui3602
      @ammarsiddiqui3602 5 лет назад +1

      And the movie even worse

    • @zabijakajohn
      @zabijakajohn 5 лет назад

      Especially on Facebook

    • @oscarsauR
      @oscarsauR 5 лет назад +1

      I hate it when I get horror movie trailers when I’m home alone or watching in the night

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 4 года назад +10

    LOL Velma Lets her kids watch Scooby Doo!

  • @KTrow
    @KTrow 4 года назад +38

    I solidly believe this was the worst movie of 2019 so far

  • @jeffsmith3550
    @jeffsmith3550 5 лет назад +53

    That exasperated "oh goddammit" was easily my favorite part of this whole video. And summed up my feeling about so many movies.

  • @harrisonrothacher2250
    @harrisonrothacher2250 5 лет назад +172

    Us: We want Endgame!
    Cinemasins: Everything wrong with Alita: Battle Angel
    Us: How about Engame? 😉
    Cinemasins: Everything wrong with The Dark Crystal
    Us: Engame now???
    Cinemasins: Oh I know what you want...
    Us: Yessss
    Cinemasins: Everything wrong with La Llorona!
    Us: GOD DAMN IT

    • @rev0568
      @rev0568 4 года назад

      @Hgyvtfygyhuh Ygihvutctvnininnin You're good at acting like a prick. Luckily, I'm better when it comes to handling little dumbasses like you! 😁

  • @Zakkleberg
    @Zakkleberg Год назад +1

    I'm so glad youtube channels like yours exists. I get the gist of the movie without having to subject myself to watching the movie while screaming basically the same things you are dinging it for. Seriously these movies seem frustrating to watch. Thank you for your service

  • @loganstrong5426
    @loganstrong5426 4 года назад +1

    My dad made the exact same joke as 3:58 when he first saw the movie poster. Good to see we're not alone on this!

  • @benjaminforman8901
    @benjaminforman8901 5 лет назад +51

    "He's ABOUT to." Great, now I've gotta get a hernia operation because of an obscure joke.

  • @margaritam.9118
    @margaritam.9118 5 лет назад +73

    Did any of the actors even Hispanic?
    The main chick (aka Velma) is Italian, did they title casting call as “any dark-haired Catholic person”?

    • @Machomanrandyaverage
      @Machomanrandyaverage 5 лет назад +19

      @Aamer Shahid Settle down , you pedant. The sentence you're telling her to fix is meant to be written the way it is so as to mock the movie further.
      When a movie has a Spanish title and is based on Mexican folklore one would expect the main cast to be a latino family so as to lend it a sense of authenticity

    • @smolheaven287
      @smolheaven287 5 лет назад

      machomanrandyaverage theres no need for this toxicity but this aamer guy is right

  • @dogewolf6761
    @dogewolf6761 4 года назад +4

    I feel like this dude manages to make every horror movie not be scary anymore.

  • @StarstormAnimations
    @StarstormAnimations 4 года назад +1

    When you take a tragic story of betrayal and death, and twist it into a shitstorm of a movie for the sake of making the spirit evil, the only curse is the garbage you produce from it.

  • @damianlopez2660
    @damianlopez2660 5 лет назад +90

    Movie: exist
    CinemaSins:
    i see this as an absolute loss

  • @killer-ablaze9424
    @killer-ablaze9424 5 лет назад +24

    The legend has it! Whenever starting a CinemaSins video, always be beware of sins of logos

  • @Labeau92
    @Labeau92 3 года назад +2

    3:27 "I will stay with you forever".
    You're welcome.

  • @faustinehamon4080
    @faustinehamon4080 5 лет назад +1

    Glad to see I'm not the only one to uses "sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" every time I can

  • @essem6366
    @essem6366 5 лет назад +113

    Does anyone else sing "La Llorona" to the tune of "My Sharona" in their head? Just me? Ok

    • @kimbee23
      @kimbee23 5 лет назад +5

      Essem la la la la llorona

    • @carmelle4ever
      @carmelle4ever 4 года назад +6

      I will now, thank you.

    • @settonsan7
      @settonsan7 4 года назад +6

      I mean, it was literally in the video

    • @usagitsukino5972
      @usagitsukino5972 4 года назад +1

      I sing “La Llorona” to the tune of “My Sharona” in my head

    • @TXRager
      @TXRager 3 года назад +1

      Nah I say my cabrona

  • @jackmorley6922
    @jackmorley6922 5 лет назад +235

    I love how you ruin every Jumpscare with a joke.

    • @calebproductions1264
      @calebproductions1264 5 лет назад +38

      The jump scares were shit anyways, they use to be scary back then, but nowadays they just add these annoying loud sound effects to scare you.

    • @skyecwazycorner
      @skyecwazycorner 5 лет назад

      @@calebproductions1264 they are scary the horror is the anticipation

    • @wujinoma1584
      @wujinoma1584 5 лет назад +13

      Ben Tails BCL theyr not scary just startling and theyr just cheap little “scares” that bad movies use

    • @jackmorley6922
      @jackmorley6922 5 лет назад +1

      Lincoln Reid Jumpscare the Movie Coming to Theatres April 13th, LOL

    • @christianpeterson1832
      @christianpeterson1832 5 лет назад +8

      @@calebproductions1264 Another thing is how predictable they are. There'll be a buildup of noise in the sound track and then it goes silent and the camera frames the shot with enough space for something to jump out/ appear and scream at the camera in a blast of sound.

  • @purnjay2554
    @purnjay2554 4 года назад +5

    Now the weeping lady cries while watching this video.

  • @kingkench888
    @kingkench888 4 года назад +4

    "Stuff your mouth full of **** thats why" that sentence almost topped the whole fast and the furious video.

  • @jimbyrdiii1503
    @jimbyrdiii1503 5 лет назад +25

    1:51 The Funniest Part!😂😂😂😂 "Kriss Kross" reference is PRICELESS!!!👌

  • @draiocht1979
    @draiocht1979 5 лет назад +100

    Actor: *Blinks*
    Cinema sins: *UNACCEPTABLE*

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
    @user-ft3jq5vi2l 4 года назад +9

    As a mexican this movie feels like a kick in the stomach, face and balls all at the same time.

  • @h0lodm0966
    @h0lodm0966 3 года назад +1

    At least FIVE SINS weren’t about the movie, but the legend.

  • @yudhabagaskara98
    @yudhabagaskara98 5 лет назад +51

    Please sin Us for next week. The film is already out on bluray since june