(rap music is EVIL!) “Sneakin’ by Drake and 21 Savage- “If the Devil’s In the details, Guess I’m satanic.”- Drake “Lil Bibby” -you ain’t gang - “Pistol- whip the kids, I’m a demon, I’ma rot in hell, do the time, I will not tell like I’m rondell.” NBA young boy “GG” - “draw down with that glock, (b*tch)- b*tch don’t make no sound, say sum and get shot, (B*tch), face down to the ground.” Any music that speaks of “sliding on the opps” “shooting up the club.” “Smoking weed” “trapping” “selling work” , “finessing/ robbing people” , “Popping pills” , “drinking lean”, “smashing girls” , or “gang banging” is evil. In the eyes of the Lord Jesus Christ, He revealed to me that It’s all bad juju. And I am afraid to say that he is most certainly right! (So yes, all of the following music really came from the devil and you didn’t know)- “Moneybagg Yo” , “Da Baby” , “Lil Baby” , “G Herbo” , “Lil Durk” , “Money Man” “NLE Choppa” “Roddy Rich” , “Cardi B” , “Migos” , “21 Savage” , “Drake” , “Rihanna” , “Beyoncé” , “Lil Nas X” “Nicki Minaj” , “Chief Keef” , “NBA young boy” “snoop Dogg” “50 cent” “boosie Bad ass” “2 chainz” “T.I.” “Young Jeezy” “Polo G” “147 Calboy” “Luda chris” “tyga”
Even if someone does call corporate, they get an automated system that routes them to a bot that tells them to leave their story at the beep and after the caller hangs up, that's the last they will ever hear about it. They only really pay attention if complaints mount up or there is a distinct pattern. Basically calling Corporate just gives the Karens a voicemail to yell at which probably will never even be listened to.
I mean that's low-key true I guess. And I know this is random what I'm about to say but what is your profile picture like I Tried so hard to identify it i don't know what it is
This is true. I can tell you being in that department I can tell you they listen to them. The thing is, they get enough of them sent in that all they do is listen for key phrases or situation that may be problematic for corporate or hurt their bottom dollar, which means it gets sent to a lawyer or a paralegal to assess. The few that make it there 99.9% of the time get thrown out
@@chrisprilloisebola Yup, nor did I get coached lol. On a good note though we are getting a pay raise soon, makes some customers a little more tolerable.
So me! 🤣🤣🤣 Matter of fact, here’s the super’s, manager’s, regional manager’s, and district manager’s number. What else do you need? I have the CEOs number too. Let me know. 🤨😅 Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Same. Been a cashier for like 8 years. First at my family’s business. Again later at a smoke shop and let me tell you.. the rudeness we endure .. I almost cried one day this man was so damn mean to me for no reason . Because we didn’t carry a certain brand of “tobacco”
@@unicorntusk1185 Exactly my point. I can't justify going to Walmart and giving the cashier and other employees shit just because the deodorant I like isn't in stock. My brother did it for four years at Walmart while he was in college and he hated it. People who still wonder why those who work retail are drained should go experience it themselves.
When I worked retail I had idiots yell and scream at me because I wouldn't honor some shitty expired coupon. And some would threaten to call corporate to try and get me fired. All I could think was "You're gonna try and get me fired because I wouldn't honor an expired coupon? If anything they might give me a raise and tell you to not come back."
I loved those “I’m calling corporate” moments when I worked for Nike. Like sir/ma’am, you think they really care about your one phone call about one employee at this one store. They have way bigger shit to worry about lmao.
@@averagemike2171 but still that have no problems pretty much at all they have the biggest name in sports as a signee make billions of dollars each year and probably 25 percent of the kids that enter the league wants to sign with them running Nike prob easy af
I've worked for private companies and in city jobs, and anytime someone threatened to call corporate or the city manager, I gladly give them the number and my name. I follow procedure, so I know I'm good, and after over 30 years of working, I've never been called in the office. Some people just try to scare you into doing what they want. I'm not the one.
"I'm gonna have your job, I'm calling the corporate office....I'm never coming here again!" Two days later....they're back shopping. I had one lady say she was calling the manager on me, "Go ahead Ma'am, do what you need to do." The manager comes over, apologized to me and informs the lady that I don't work for that store I'm a customer just like she is. LMBO
Right, getting paid $10 an hour and hours just got cut. Please call corporate and have someone fire me, I would love to get unemployment for a few months!
Should have made the customer said “is it gonna charge me twice” I hate when ppl say that. Especially that part when you was like “you sure you know what you doing?” I wanna say nah I’ve been her more than 10 years and I’m still new
@@joys8634 Blowing or rubbing the chip part may work if the chip is not damage. That's what I really hate about chip cards because you don't know until you're trying to pay for something.
@@joys8634 No, some registers do have bad readers. Happens to me at Target but I don't get all mad. The chips get dirty and the reader can't read it. That's why I prefer the FC chip where you just hover it and it scans it.
They act like they didn’t understand what we just said and say “ Mk mk…..you SURE dis machine ain’t working??” Then they try to put the card in incorrectly.
I hate it most when I clearly and thoroughly explain something to the customer and they just stand there silently looking stupid, waiting for me to repeat myself for reassurance.
I used to love it when someone made a baseless threat to call corporate as if the customers inability to balance a checkbook is the cashiers fault. My favorite thing was when I was in management and the customer would threaten legal action. I’d explain very clearly that if they were serious about their intent to call a lawyer, company policy would stipulate that the conversation was over , and now our lawyers would be awaiting contact from their attorney. They rarely understand what retaining legal counsel would cost them in billable hours.
“Call corporate!!!!” I know the number by heart!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you Kyle your videos are HILARIOUS 😂 Like it’s your fault her card got declined 🤦🏾♀️
Lmaoooo I’ve done the same thing exactly. Someone below said you could have perfect customer service and they still find something to complain about. I’m definitely respectful, so once they threaten me with corporate, I encourage em. “Call corporate, my name is --- they not gonna do anything anyway.” 😂🤣 Then I love to say, “Have a nice day ma’am, I hope your day gets better, Take care.” 🤣
no you gotta hit em with the "i hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you were ma'am" never seen someone go from high and mighty to beet red so fast.
I get loud "SIR/MA'AM IT'S SAYING INSUFFICIENT FUNDS THE MACHINE WORK YOU MAY HAVE TO CALL YOUR BANK IT'S YOUR CARD NOT THE MACHINE NEXT GUESS IN LINE PLEASE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or the people who complain about you and try to debate you on the price of every item they brought because “you scanned that wrong” (as if the cashier is the one making the prices) when in reality they just read the price tag wrong 💀 holding up the whole damn line
ME 🙋 because I know every price of what I buy AND have NeVeR been found WRONG 🤣🤷 I go just for the sale so I most definitely will quote it... I can imagine it's annoying but it's annoying for me too that it wasn't put in the scanning system correctly so now it rings up incorrectly at the register....
@@FaithAndLoveFaithAndLove I'll confirm with this as well, as sometimes, the discounted bar code wasn't placed over the original barcode, and I've sometimes scanned the wrong one. But if it's a steep discount from what I know it should be, I'm getting someone to run back and check to confirm it, lol. I also can't stand when customers dig through the discount bins and discard a similar item from somewhere else, clearly of higher quality, and throw it into the bin, making someone think that's its correct price. Now I have to fight with them that the item they're wanting is clearly not cut from the same cheap cloth as those bargain items and as such, it's not part of the bargain prices (ugh, and then there's those who still think that they should get it for the lower price because it should've been removed. That's dumb. If all it took to get cheap things is to put it in a new location, everyone would be doing that 🙄). This wouldn't happen if people just put things back or at least didn't mingle them with the bargain items 🤦🏾♀️
Whenever someone says the price is wrong, it’s actually (insert lower price), I’ll ask “can you show me where it says that price ”. Then they’ll take me to where the item is, and 95% of the time, it’ll be the price that rang up and not the price they said. They’ll realize they read the sign wrong. Then they get super embarrassed. Hilarious every time. The customer is NOT always right.
Than they win if you whoop they ass, you are not only going to get loose your job but your going to be facing charges for putting your hands on them that's a dummy move, just give them the number to corporate an keep it pushing, don't make an already bad situation worse for yourself.
@@charleswilkinson5211 yeah, but I’m just saying. If you were a white male. Case closed and your off the hook. You’d probably be able to even kill them if you were rich and privileged enough honestly.
I use to love it when they ask for the number I gladly tell them it's 1 800 Walmart knowing damn well ain't nothing fina happen and they will be back in a few days 🤣🤣🤣
This is my kind of petty. I've called corporate for people myself before so many times. Lmao It's my favorite. When you put it on speaker and let them hear it. Their face = Priceless .
I work at Walmart currently and this is so accurate. When tha customer said he was gonna call corporate and he Paused and looked at him and said "THATS FINE" I screamed out loud 💀 🤣 😂 because that be me All day long at work especially my Walmart its supposed to be the ghetto Walmart "
1:16 "Try another piece of receipt paper!" Hell, run and get a bag of kitty litter, try some Wesson oil, what else you know? You haven't tried everything yet!
“Honey.... I get so many customer compliments to management that they don’t even bother to tell me anymore.... corporate knows me....you really think your gonna make something happen huh?” They typically walk out after that.
Spot on 😂😂 I can’t even count how many times I’ve proudly yelled “1800- WALGREENS” “& my name is LANA…. L.A.N.A baby”. All of because it’s something I can’t control or they can’t get their narcotics early 😂😂& they walk away in the midst of it all and claim they’ll never come back 😂😂 then I see them a week later and then they act like nothing happened 😂😂 the accuracy of this
I remember I went to buy food once and my card wasn't working, it was pretty worn out and close to expiring so I was just waiting for the new one to come in. The cashier says here let me try this and wraps my card in a receipt. I'm thinking wtf are you doing?? I asked if that actually works and as the transaction gets approved he said most of the time it does. I have no idea why that actually works but it does
Fr I’ve lost count of the times I’ve been told “I’m calling the manager” and I just go “no need I’ll call him over here right now” cause ain’t shit gonna change when he comes
Lmao! I love how the customer will have the cashier swipe their card, enter it manually, stick the chip in the reverse way, call the card company in the middle of the line...knowing damn well they don't have enough money in their account. Then they'll move aside and stay on the phone and put on a show like their bank is screwing them over. Gtfoh
They act like they never used a pin pad to make a purchase. They want to hand you their card, stand all the way at another end of the counter, and have you fill out information they suppose to be filling out.
@@janetstevens8560 hahaha that too. Like, pin pads, chip inserts, touch screens even....they're not new to the market anymore. They've been out for quite a few years. The worst is watching these same fuckers try to do it themselves at the self checkout line and just utterly failing and holding up everyone else.
(rap music is EVIL!) “Sneakin’ by Drake and 21 Savage- “If the Devil’s In the details, Guess I’m satanic.”- Drake “Lil Bibby” -you ain’t gang - “Pistol- whip the kids, I’m a demon, I’ma rot in hell, do the time, I will not tell like I’m rondell.” NBA young boy “GG” - “draw down with that glock, (b*tch)- b*tch don’t make no sound, say sum and get shot, (B*tch), face down to the ground.” Any music that speaks of “sliding on the opps” “shooting up the club.” “Smoking weed” “trapping” “selling work” , “finessing/ robbing people” , “Popping pills” , “drinking lean”, “smashing girls” , or “gang banging” is evil. In the eyes of the Lord Jesus Christ, He revealed to me that It’s all bad juju. And I am afraid to say that he is most certainly right! (So yes, all of the following music really came from the devil and you didn’t know)- “Moneybagg Yo” , “Da Baby” , “Lil Baby” , “G Herbo” , “Lil Durk” , “Money Man” “NLE Choppa” “Roddy Rich” , “Cardi B” , “Migos” , “21 Savage” , “Drake” , “Rihanna” , “Beyoncé” , “Lil Nas X” “Nicki Minaj” , “Chief Keef” , “NBA young boy” “snoop Dogg” “50 cent” “boosie Bad ass” “2 chainz” “T.I.” “Young Jeezy” “Polo G” “147 Calboy” “Luda chris” “tyga”
When Karens file complaints to the corporate or to the managers, they can literally make up any shit they can think of that is completely false info. They will purposefully make the story sound really bad so they feel good about themselves.
Nah, I’m not doing all them tricks n shit like he did lol. After the first 3 beeps I’d be like “SIR, IT SEEMS THIS CARD HAS INEFFICIENT FUNDS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ANOTHER?!” loud asf so the other customers would hear. That’ll get they ass right up out that line…too embarrassed to threaten corporate 🤣🤣🤣
Bro I worked as a server and like when I got a rude guest I’d pull that stunt too like “MA’AM YOUR CARD HAS DECLINED.” Funniest Shit ever. Reaction priceless. 😆
“I make 8 dollars an hour and I’m high on spray paint. Ma’am I don’t give a fk. Call em.” -all walmart workers probably I’ll never understand the logic a Karen operates on.
I legit had a customer take my photo once in a drive thru because I said they couldn't have my name. 😂 Bitch waited in that line just to take a photo. Like corporate really got pictures on file like the fbi.
Karen logic: If I scream at the right ppl, I’ll get my way. (They’re not usually wrong either…in America that shit gets rewarded). And the polite and professional guy gets told to fuck off….it’s weird
@@heyitsnoreen It's always the funniest thing when they ask for your name and you tell them no. The shear rage they get at not being told is delightful. In what world do they think my boss is going to take you side and make me give you my full name when you're clearly unhinged enough to stalk someone for not getting what you want.
At my last job I stopped wearing it months before I quit and I gave all kinds of names I actually loved wearing a mask because with no name and wearing the same thing as everyone else good luck reporting me.
@@GrayWoIf Lucky you, some stores require it, but it shouldn't be necessary. If you are in the store and it's a problem, it can be resolved right there no names required.
@@drachireidnoc6659 I usually don’t wear an name tag unless it’s a badge that gets me in and out of the security areas of the hospital. But most facilities I go to have a code to get in and out rather then badges so I don’t wear a name tag.
This happened to me at Chick Fil Let a few weeks ago. Here I was trying to grab a quick breakfast before work and some old lady was trying to talk about God only knows what with a line beginning to be wrapped around the inside of the building. I order my food from places in advance now if possible now. Lol.
😂😂😂 This happens to me at Sheetz when I'm getting my beer. I got like 6 tall boys and I'm hugging them because they got rid of the baskets when COVID-19 started.
When I use to work in jewelry I use to get this often which normally I don’t mind but it’s always on the busiest days that some old lady or guy wants to tell me their whole life story while I’m adjusting his or her watch like seriously I don’t mean to be rude but it’s like 5 other people I gotta show a ring or watch too
I felt that I was racially profiled at a Walmart, and accused of stealing while I had my receipt in hand, then trespassed without an explanation other than the manager saying “she didn’t appreciate my attitude”. I emailed the store, emailed the corporate, I mailed them a hand written letter as well, but a year later and still not a response. He ain’t kidding when he said “they do not care”
Love this!! They really think they can get corporate. I’m the one in Customer Service they get when they call corporate. I kindly tell them I will have corporate contact them 🤦🏾♀️. Corporate ain’t got time for dat!
Lol no one at corporate cares. I don't know why people think they are doing something. They'd be better off just speaking to the manager of that location.
i literally said "tell them --- sent you" when someone asked for my name so they could report me to corporate 💀 he kept coming in after that and would avoid eye contact :)
I used to hate “those” customers, in fact, I still do. They’d always be quick to blame everyone else for their shit not working but 99% of the time, it was their own damn fault. When they wouldn’t make the call in front of you, they already knew it was their shit being declined and they were trying to save face and leave, which always made me laugh because everyone around them knew why the cars didn’t work. Lmao.
Had a young woman get upset because although I honored the senior discount that her mother would have had if she came in, I couldn't guarantee anyone else would. She went on to get upset and say a lot of seniors aren't getting out and I had to explain to her how our discounts are for the people purchasing at the counter who come in. We don't give discounts online or over the phone, so if you aren't a senior have your own cup, or have a bicycle helmet with you, you won't get the discount. But people just be on one lately. Had to tell someone else our policy on not eating inside and she thought she was exempt because the seating outside was full. Sigh, just tired of the bullshit
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ruclips.net/video/BFA2tAEV7ow/видео.html This man is crazy
@@realwooobrazy8276 no
Do u really work at Walmart
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"Call Corporate. Tell em Kyle sent you.” That was so me with every customer.
"Tell em Kizzie sent you! Yea Kizzie Kinte!"
Either that or give them a fake name cause I don't like people knowing my name. I was the only black person tho lol
So you were a shit employee. Got it.
@@KKelly-ng1ni okay Karen kelly
@@KKelly-ng1ni “so you were a shut employee. Got it”🤓
Literally 😂 You can be the kindest person and they still get pissed
(rap music is EVIL!)
“Sneakin’ by Drake and 21 Savage- “If the Devil’s In the details, Guess I’m satanic.”- Drake
“Lil Bibby” -you ain’t gang - “Pistol- whip the kids, I’m a demon, I’ma rot in hell, do the time, I will not tell like I’m rondell.”
NBA young boy “GG” - “draw down with that glock, (b*tch)- b*tch don’t make no sound, say sum and get shot, (B*tch), face down to the ground.”
Any music that speaks of “sliding on the opps” “shooting up the club.” “Smoking weed” “trapping” “selling work” , “finessing/ robbing people” , “Popping pills” , “drinking lean”, “smashing girls” , or “gang banging” is evil.
In the eyes of the Lord Jesus Christ, He revealed to me that It’s all bad juju. And I am afraid to say that he is most certainly right!
(So yes, all of the following music really came from the devil and you didn’t know)-
“Moneybagg Yo” , “Da Baby” , “Lil Baby” , “G Herbo” , “Lil Durk” , “Money Man” “NLE Choppa” “Roddy Rich” , “Cardi B” , “Migos” , “21 Savage” , “Drake” , “Rihanna” , “Beyoncé” , “Lil Nas X” “Nicki Minaj” , “Chief Keef” , “NBA young boy” “snoop Dogg” “50 cent” “boosie Bad ass” “2 chainz” “T.I.” “Young Jeezy”
“Polo G” “147 Calboy” “Luda chris” “tyga”
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 If you think rap is evil, then why the fuck do you know so many rap songs?
some of them take kindness for weakness
@@Teacat24 Lmao shut em down
Can y’all report the dude spamming rap musics is evil everywhere as spam, seen him on like every fucking video known to man 😂
Those customers ALWAYS hold up the line when abt 8 people behind them. Mad at the cashier because THEY have insufficient funds😂😂
And then I get in trouble cause the manager’s wondering why the lines so long and thinks I’m being too slow 😭💀 I hate retail with a PASSION
Let me try another card 💳 head ass
INSUFFICIENT FUNDS
😆
This happened to me today! Why is it my fault YOUR bank said no?
@@LoveK1 they have security waiting to escort people out like that instead of using it all on shoplifters.
Even if someone does call corporate, they get an automated system that routes them to a bot that tells them to leave their story at the beep and after the caller hangs up, that's the last they will ever hear about it. They only really pay attention if complaints mount up or there is a distinct pattern. Basically calling Corporate just gives the Karens a voicemail to yell at which probably will never even be listened to.
Dont think for one second karen and her karenites wont gang up with the complaints
Not true I've called corporate before
I mean that's low-key true I guess. And I know this is random what I'm about to say but what is your profile picture like I Tried so hard to identify it i don't know what it is
This is true. I can tell you being in that department I can tell you they listen to them. The thing is, they get enough of them sent in that all they do is listen for key phrases or situation that may be problematic for corporate or hurt their bottom dollar, which means it gets sent to a lawyer or a paralegal to assess. The few that make it there 99.9% of the time get thrown out
@@bg_tre it's the eye of a guinea pig. Im like 90% sure.
10% it's some other animal.
"Tell em' Kyle sent you."😂😂😂😂😂
As an employee of Walmart myself, I can agree that this is 100% accurate.
You taunted them after they said it lmao
@@chrisprilloisebola Yup, nor did I get coached lol. On a good note though we are getting a pay raise soon, makes some customers a little more tolerable.
@@darkmaster24073 lmao alpha
I always send them to Customer Service
ruclips.net/video/BFA2tAEV7ow/видео.html This man is crazy
“Tell em kyle sent you” I’m dead
So me! 🤣🤣🤣 Matter of fact, here’s the super’s, manager’s, regional manager’s, and district manager’s number. What else do you need? I have the CEOs number too. Let me know. 🤨😅 Don’t threaten me with a good time.
🤣🤣🤣 “Cause I don’t care”
Best line
Facts that line hit🤣🤣💯
Cause I don’t care
This is why I'm always patient and polite with cashiers, because I know the bullshit they have to deal with on the daily.
And always say thank you and please.
As a former cashier, thank you💙
Same. Been a cashier for like 8 years. First at my family’s business. Again later at a smoke shop and let me tell you.. the rudeness we endure .. I almost cried one day this man was so damn mean to me for no reason . Because we didn’t carry a certain brand of “tobacco”
@@unicorntusk1185 Exactly my point. I can't justify going to Walmart and giving the cashier and other employees shit just because the deodorant I like isn't in stock. My brother did it for four years at Walmart while he was in college and he hated it. People who still wonder why those who work retail are drained should go experience it themselves.
When I worked retail I had idiots yell and scream at me because I wouldn't honor some shitty expired coupon. And some would threaten to call corporate to try and get me fired. All I could think was "You're gonna try and get me fired because I wouldn't honor an expired coupon? If anything they might give me a raise and tell you to not come back."
I loved those “I’m calling corporate” moments when I worked for Nike. Like sir/ma’am, you think they really care about your one phone call about one employee at this one store. They have way bigger shit to worry about lmao.
Lol
Working at Macy’s I use to get this a lot especially when I didn’t give them a discount on something that wasn’t even discounted in the first place
I mean not really lmao what they have to worry about signing players ???? They are Nike they will get them anyway design???? They have a team for that
@@kingston6008 They definitely have more to worry about than an angry person. A lot goes into running a business especially one as big as them.
@@averagemike2171 but still that have no problems pretty much at all they have the biggest name in sports as a signee make billions of dollars each year and probably 25 percent of the kids that enter the league wants to sign with them running Nike prob easy af
I used to work at Target. This shit is SPOT ON! Especially when you KNOW the customer tripping…you call they bluff lol
I call them bluff :3
Man is reliving all of our early job traumas in real time. Much respect 🙏
"I know its some money on that card"
"You sure you know what you doin?!?!?!?"
"NO I DON'T GOT ANOTHER CARD"
ruclips.net/video/BFA2tAEV7ow/видео.html This man is crazy
So many times I’ve heard the let me use my other card and that one has no money on it either😂
“I just put money on that 10 minutes ago”
So it hasn’t had time to transfer yet
I've worked for private companies and in city jobs, and anytime someone threatened to call corporate or the city manager, I gladly give them the number and my name. I follow procedure, so I know I'm good, and after over 30 years of working, I've never been called in the office. Some people just try to scare you into doing what they want. I'm not the one.
You a real one 💯
When he said " tell'em Kyle sent u" took me out fr 😂😂
He said it so calm🤣
NAW, "COME BACK AND GET THA NUMBER"!!
"I'm gonna have your job, I'm calling the corporate office....I'm never coming here again!" Two days later....they're back shopping. I had one lady say she was calling the manager on me, "Go ahead Ma'am, do what you need to do." The manager comes over, apologized to me and informs the lady that I don't work for that store I'm a customer just like she is. LMBO
💀 Why does your DOD profile pic look like “That gah damn recruiter got me.”
Bro, idk how many times I've been mistaken for an employee, then the customer gets all mad when I ignore them lol
The customer thinks just because we’re employees they can treat us like shit. We make minimum wage, we don’t deserve the treatment from some people.
Right, getting paid $10 an hour and hours just got cut. Please call corporate and have someone fire me, I would love to get unemployment for a few months!
Should have made the customer said “is it gonna charge me twice” I hate when ppl say that. Especially that part when you was like “you sure you know what you doing?” I wanna say nah I’ve been her more than 10 years and I’m still new
This comment needs more love, I got so tired of that phrase.
You gotta blow over the card, like the gaming cartridge, if it’s not working.
Lol!! 😂😂
does that really work?I swear whenever it declines it's because the card has no money lmao
@@joys8634 Blowing or rubbing the chip part may work if the chip is not damage. That's what I really hate about chip cards because you don't know until you're trying to pay for something.
@@joys8634 No, some registers do have bad readers. Happens to me at Target but I don't get all mad. The chips get dirty and the reader can't read it. That's why I prefer the FC chip where you just hover it and it scans it.
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Chris his favorite employee he use that name all the time😂😂😂 funny af
1:20 the mumbling under the breath takes me back to my return counter days
It's crazy on how some childish grown ass adults act to the smallest inconvenience ever
“I just put money on this card”
“I know there’s money in my bank”
They get mad at you for them not having money lol
Fr, so my machine just doesn’t like you? I send them to customer service to have it rung up too so they see it’s not my register
Wilster - Lol exactly
They act like they didn’t understand what we just said and say “ Mk mk…..you SURE dis machine ain’t working??” Then they try to put the card in incorrectly.
I hate it most when I clearly and thoroughly explain something to the customer and they just stand there silently looking stupid, waiting for me to repeat myself for reassurance.
Or when they ask a million random questions about other products/sales, when you are trying to process their current transaction.
I used to love it when someone made a baseless threat to call corporate as if the customers inability to balance a checkbook is the cashiers fault.
My favorite thing was when I was in management and the customer would threaten legal action. I’d explain very clearly that if they were serious about their intent to call a lawyer, company policy would stipulate that the conversation was over , and now our lawyers would be awaiting contact from their attorney.
They rarely understand what retaining legal counsel would cost them in billable hours.
“Call corporate!!!!” I know the number by heart!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you Kyle your videos are HILARIOUS 😂
Like it’s your fault her card got declined 🤦🏾♀️
“Are you sure you know what you doin?” 😭when people ask that I just want to give up
Lmaoooo I’ve done the same thing exactly. Someone below said you could have perfect customer service and they still find something to complain about. I’m definitely respectful, so once they threaten me with corporate, I encourage em. “Call corporate, my name is --- they not gonna do anything anyway.” 😂🤣 Then I love to say, “Have a nice day ma’am, I hope your day gets better, Take care.” 🤣
no you gotta hit em with the "i hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you were ma'am" never seen someone go from high and mighty to beet red so fast.
@@DreamTheory1994 I like this one 😂
@@DreamTheory1994 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The nicer you are the madder they get. "Have a blessed day ma'am Oh now you wanna be funny huh"? 🤣🤣🤣
I get loud "SIR/MA'AM IT'S SAYING INSUFFICIENT FUNDS THE MACHINE WORK YOU MAY HAVE TO CALL YOUR BANK IT'S YOUR CARD NOT THE MACHINE NEXT GUESS IN LINE PLEASE" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Facts like "Did you get two receipts?"
Or the people who complain about you and try to debate you on the price of every item they brought because “you scanned that wrong” (as if the cashier is the one making the prices) when in reality they just read the price tag wrong 💀 holding up the whole damn line
Lol i just wanna see how killakay handles a mfr Karen and how he used to deal with them. Karens worldwide are a pest.
TRUE!!!!
ME 🙋 because I know every price of what I buy AND have NeVeR been found WRONG 🤣🤷 I go just for the sale so I most definitely will quote it... I can imagine it's annoying but it's annoying for me too that it wasn't put in the scanning system correctly so now it rings up incorrectly at the register....
@@FaithAndLoveFaithAndLove I'll confirm with this as well, as sometimes, the discounted bar code wasn't placed over the original barcode, and I've sometimes scanned the wrong one. But if it's a steep discount from what I know it should be, I'm getting someone to run back and check to confirm it, lol.
I also can't stand when customers dig through the discount bins and discard a similar item from somewhere else, clearly of higher quality, and throw it into the bin, making someone think that's its correct price. Now I have to fight with them that the item they're wanting is clearly not cut from the same cheap cloth as those bargain items and as such, it's not part of the bargain prices (ugh, and then there's those who still think that they should get it for the lower price because it should've been removed. That's dumb. If all it took to get cheap things is to put it in a new location, everyone would be doing that 🙄).
This wouldn't happen if people just put things back or at least didn't mingle them with the bargain items 🤦🏾♀️
Whenever someone says the price is wrong, it’s actually (insert lower price), I’ll ask “can you show me where it says that price ”. Then they’ll take me to where the item is, and 95% of the time, it’ll be the price that rang up and not the price they said. They’ll realize they read the sign wrong. Then they get super embarrassed. Hilarious every time. The customer is NOT always right.
Been in retail for 8 years now and I feel this shit man. Much love to all my retail workers 💙
When customers think they always RIGHT! Lmao 🤣
That nervous, "I know there's money on that card." in the background xD
Imagine if after they left, the next customer in line swipes their card and it works just fine.
ruclips.net/video/BFA2tAEV7ow/видео.html This man is crazy
That’s usually how it goes. It’s usually the card won’t read. I’ve had it happen with my debit card so I always make sure to have an extra with me.
@@momentsformoms9467 I just carry cash instead aghast 50 where ever I go
Impeccable customer service, what's the issue 😂😂
They never want the smoke. The second you lose your shit they walk off knowing you boutta whoop some ass
Than they win if you whoop they ass, you are not only going to get loose your job but your going to be facing charges for putting your hands on them that's a dummy move, just give them the number to corporate an keep it pushing, don't make an already bad situation worse for yourself.
@@charleswilkinson5211 yeah, but I’m just saying. If you were a white male. Case closed and your off the hook. You’d probably be able to even kill them if you were rich and privileged enough honestly.
It's the entire damn skit combined with his acting. Bro said "Call them" screeching like soldier boy. I'm dead😭😂
“Call em” “call corporate, my name is Kyle”💀👀😂
@Brandie Jones barely heard it tbh I’m at work playa. But he already know we gonna watch it a few times even at work to show love no you know Gee.
Kyle
“Matter fact I know it by heart” 🤣
I use to love it when they ask for the number I gladly tell them it's 1 800 Walmart knowing damn well ain't nothing fina happen and they will be back in a few days 🤣🤣🤣
Ay when he swiped the card with the receipt. Damn that resonated with me.
Or the lil plastic bag trick too😂
This is my kind of petty. I've called corporate for people myself before so many times. Lmao It's my favorite. When you put it on speaker and let them hear it. Their face = Priceless .
I work at Walmart currently and this is so accurate. When tha customer said he was gonna call corporate and he Paused and looked at him and said "THATS FINE" I screamed out loud 💀 🤣 😂 because that be me All day long at work especially my Walmart its supposed to be the ghetto Walmart "
@@TheGrammarNazi123 You never know somebody elses business so mind your own and keep your mouth quiet.
@@TheGrammarNazi123 would that make you a loser too for shopping there?🤔
@@TheGrammarNazi123 no its not I have never been a failure or a loser. I've been working for Walmart for 17 years so try again my guy. PERIOD
@@TheGrammarNazi123 welp sucks for you im still gonna happily get grapes there and NOT judge my fellow neighbors who work there for a living
@@TheGrammarNazi123 you're father sounds like a ignorant man
1:16 "Try another piece of receipt paper!" Hell, run and get a bag of kitty litter, try some Wesson oil, what else you know? You haven't tried everything yet!
They forgot to say “pray over it and do the Holy Dance while you swiping.” 😝😆🤣😂
I love when they threaten to shop somewhere else. Like you are supposed to take it personally.
“Honey.... I get so many customer compliments to management that they don’t even bother to tell me anymore.... corporate knows me....you really think your gonna make something happen huh?” They typically walk out after that.
🔥 😆 ruclips.net/video/QjAnd5TeaF8/видео.html
Terrible business who doesn't care about any of their customers and probably cares even less about their employees.
@@KKelly-ng1ni
They always blaming our machines when they’re just broke 😂😂
“Lemme give it to you!” FACTS EVERY TIME! “CALL ‘EM!” 😂
PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES WITH THAT. THEY REALLY BE THINKING THEY GOT THE POWER TO GET FOLKS FIRED 😂🤣
My man tried everything in the book to make it go thru and she still tryna slay em. smhhhhhh customers 🤦🏾♂️ 😂
Spot on 😂😂 I can’t even count how many times I’ve proudly yelled “1800- WALGREENS” “& my name is LANA…. L.A.N.A baby”. All of because it’s something I can’t control or they can’t get their narcotics early 😂😂& they walk away in the midst of it all and claim they’ll never come back 😂😂 then I see them a week later and then they act like nothing happened 😂😂 the accuracy of this
"Try another piece of receipt paper!". I forgot about that trick😂
Okay but the receipt paper trick sometimes worked when I was a cashier! 😂
I haven’t thought about the receipt paper trick since I was 17. Kyle reaches deep into the memory box.
Me too but to be honest it worked almost all the time!
I remember I went to buy food once and my card wasn't working, it was pretty worn out and close to expiring so I was just waiting for the new one to come in. The cashier says here let me try this and wraps my card in a receipt. I'm thinking wtf are you doing?? I asked if that actually works and as the transaction gets approved he said most of the time it does. I have no idea why that actually works but it does
As a Home Depot employee I approve this message! 💯👍👊
Fr I’ve lost count of the times I’ve been told “I’m calling the manager” and I just go “no need I’ll call him over here right now” cause ain’t shit gonna change when he comes
My first day when I worked customer service. Lmao
Lmao! I love how the customer will have the cashier swipe their card, enter it manually, stick the chip in the reverse way, call the card company in the middle of the line...knowing damn well they don't have enough money in their account. Then they'll move aside and stay on the phone and put on a show like their bank is screwing them over. Gtfoh
They act like they never used a pin pad to make a purchase. They want to hand you their card, stand all the way at another end of the counter, and have you fill out information they suppose to be filling out.
@@janetstevens8560 hahaha that too. Like, pin pads, chip inserts, touch screens even....they're not new to the market anymore. They've been out for quite a few years. The worst is watching these same fuckers try to do it themselves at the self checkout line and just utterly failing and holding up everyone else.
Facts
Or sometimes the card reader sucks lol. Takes three tries to process payment at my local 7 eleven. Been happening for pretty much the whole year
Oh god. Those customers. Thinking they're about to ruin your whole life. 😂
this literally popped up after the most busy day at my job I've had. Cooperate was probably called, yet my manager gave no shits.
Best believe in this day and age corporate is lucky enough to even have a manager at that store 😄
Here before ,"this is a certified Hood classic" comments.
no more certified hood classics... i quit
@@yeet-- why?
(rap music is EVIL!)
“Sneakin’ by Drake and 21 Savage- “If the Devil’s In the details, Guess I’m satanic.”- Drake
“Lil Bibby” -you ain’t gang - “Pistol- whip the kids, I’m a demon, I’ma rot in hell, do the time, I will not tell like I’m rondell.”
NBA young boy “GG” - “draw down with that glock, (b*tch)- b*tch don’t make no sound, say sum and get shot, (B*tch), face down to the ground.”
Any music that speaks of “sliding on the opps” “shooting up the club.” “Smoking weed” “trapping” “selling work” , “finessing/ robbing people” , “Popping pills” , “drinking lean”, “smashing girls” , or “gang banging” is evil.
In the eyes of the Lord Jesus Christ, He revealed to me that It’s all bad juju. And I am afraid to say that he is most certainly right!
(So yes, all of the following music really came from the devil and you didn’t know)-
“Moneybagg Yo” , “Da Baby” , “Lil Baby” , “G Herbo” , “Lil Durk” , “Money Man” “NLE Choppa” “Roddy Rich” , “Cardi B” , “Migos” , “21 Savage” , “Drake” , “Rihanna” , “Beyoncé” , “Lil Nas X” “Nicki Minaj” , “Chief Keef” , “NBA young boy” “snoop Dogg” “50 cent” “boosie Bad ass” “2 chainz” “T.I.” “Young Jeezy”
“Polo G” “147 Calboy” “Luda chris” “tyga”
@@yeet-- How are we going to now know what's certified hood classic and what's not?
I make skits btw if y'all have a minute to spare. I'm close to a milestone...
I worked in retail for years and customers try to work your LAST NERVE! Getting embarrassed and blaming the cashier 😝😆🤣😂
I work at Dollar General and this is exactly how it happens 🤣🤣🤣
Come back and get the number! Ma’am 1-800!! Corporate! 🤣🤣
When Karens file complaints to the corporate or to the managers, they can literally make up any shit they can think of that is completely false info. They will purposefully make the story sound really bad so they feel good about themselves.
"Try another piece of receipt paper what you doin?!" 🤣🤣
“Tell em Kyle sent ya” 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Walmart customers make you get out of character quick!!!.....call the number!!!!
Lol. You have to love when customers are in the wrong so they play the "I'll call corporate cause you wont agree with me card"
Tryin to do everythin to help em, nice as hell “sorry ma’am”
“SORRY MA’AM WHAT”
This is what I be wantin to tell them every time I swear bro 😂😂💯
The talking to himself "I know I got some money on that card" is the epitome of accuracy 🤣🤣
Nah, I’m not doing all them tricks n shit like he did lol. After the first 3 beeps I’d be like “SIR, IT SEEMS THIS CARD HAS INEFFICIENT FUNDS. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ANOTHER?!” loud asf so the other customers would hear. That’ll get they ass right up out that line…too embarrassed to threaten corporate 🤣🤣🤣
Bro I worked as a server and like when I got a rude guest I’d pull that stunt too like “MA’AM YOUR CARD HAS DECLINED.” Funniest Shit ever. Reaction priceless. 😆
That "try to swipe it shit" be too funny bro. I say that at least 100 times a day. 😭
"is yo machine workin right" nahhh yo card ain't 💀😂
“Try another piece of receipt paper”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When the camera zoomed in and you said “Call em” Bruh.. I’m gone 😇💀💀⚰️
"Try another piece of receipt paper!!" 😂😂😂
“ Try another receipt paper” lmao
I loved that line. Like "you're not trying hard enough!"
Like Madea - "call the popo, ho, I ain' 'fraid-a no popo. Call the popo, ho!!"..
“I make 8 dollars an hour and I’m high on spray paint. Ma’am I don’t give a fk. Call em.” -all walmart workers probably
I’ll never understand the logic a Karen operates on.
I legit had a customer take my photo once in a drive thru because I said they couldn't have my name. 😂 Bitch waited in that line just to take a photo. Like corporate really got pictures on file like the fbi.
Karen logic: If I scream at the right ppl, I’ll get my way.
(They’re not usually wrong either…in America that shit gets rewarded). And the polite and professional guy gets told to fuck off….it’s weird
@@heyitsnoreen It's always the funniest thing when they ask for your name and you tell them no. The shear rage they get at not being told is delightful. In what world do they think my boss is going to take you side and make me give you my full name when you're clearly unhinged enough to stalk someone for not getting what you want.
The manager that let him keep that Walmart jacket... Had no idea what he created😂😂😂
I always say my name is Ashley 😂😂😂 lol just some random name. Personally I think it’s dangerous for employees to use real names for safety reasons.
What if you have a name tag though?
@@drachireidnoc6659 even with a name tag tho I feel what she’s saying I hate weirdos knowing my real name off just looking at my badge
At my last job I stopped wearing it months before I quit and I gave all kinds of names I actually loved wearing a mask because with no name and wearing the same thing as everyone else good luck reporting me.
@@GrayWoIf Lucky you, some stores require it, but it shouldn't be necessary. If you are in the store and it's a problem, it can be resolved right there no names required.
@@drachireidnoc6659 I usually don’t wear an name tag unless it’s a badge that gets me in and out of the security areas of the hospital. But most facilities I go to have a code to get in and out rather then badges so I don’t wear a name tag.
The receipt paper!!! I was thinking that shit, then this fool pulls it out!! I am shocked! Too accurate🤣🤣
Can you do a video about the old people that being trying to have conversations with the cashier while there's like 6 people behind them
THIS🤣🤣🤣😤
This happened to me at Chick Fil Let a few weeks ago. Here I was trying to grab a quick breakfast before work and some old lady was trying to talk about God only knows what with a line beginning to be wrapped around the inside of the building. I order my food from places in advance now if possible now. Lol.
😂😂😂 This happens to me at Sheetz when I'm getting my beer. I got like 6 tall boys and I'm hugging them because they got rid of the baskets when COVID-19 started.
@@charleshuse4585 wtf did you say
When I use to work in jewelry I use to get this often which normally I don’t mind but it’s always on the busiest days that some old lady or guy wants to tell me their whole life story while I’m adjusting his or her watch like seriously I don’t mean to be rude but it’s like 5 other people I gotta show a ring or watch too
"Oh no. Please. Don't. I will. Get. In so much. Trouble. Ah."
"Next!"
We always be giving people wrong names. They be like "what's her name?" I just throw a random name on the spot "her name is Kaitlin Jones, yeah" 🤡
I thought I was the only one who did this lmfao I be like “Ashley” or “Nicole”
Bro I have a badge that says my name 😭
I always give customers a fake name 😂
"I'll get you the number" lmaooo so accurate I've legit said the exact same thing lolololol 🤣😂🤣😂
we should all call that number and tell them kyle sent us 💀
i just talked to jennifer and it turns out i qualify for a free medical alert necklace! thanks kyle
"Tell them Kyle sent you." Savage lol
People are so rude to retail workers, I actually hated having to interact with customers while working retail cause they’d be rude 80% of the time
1:21 “Imma go to Target” but can’t even afford Walmart! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I felt that I was racially profiled at a Walmart, and accused of stealing while I had my receipt in hand, then trespassed without an explanation other than the manager saying “she didn’t appreciate my attitude”. I emailed the store, emailed the corporate, I mailed them a hand written letter as well, but a year later and still not a response. He ain’t kidding when he said “they do not care”
Karen DaAbel*
That’s not something you call corporate for, that’s something you sue for.
@@johnjackson9751 to obtain an attorney and have them do any kind of work is expensive. I don’t have that kind of money,
@@johnjackson9751 You can't fucking sue because you "thought" you got racially profiled. That's some bullshit.
Maybe if blacks kept them hands to themselves you wouldn't get profiled
It’s always a damn “Ma’am” causing problems! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The video should end with him snapping back to reality, showing that rage against the customer being all in his head.
Love this!! They really think they can get corporate. I’m the one in Customer Service they get when they call corporate. I kindly tell them I will have corporate contact them 🤦🏾♀️. Corporate ain’t got time for dat!
Lol no one at corporate cares. I don't know why people think they are doing something. They'd be better off just speaking to the manager of that location.
I mean is she expecting this boy to be like “ya know what, I’ll pay the balance to get u outa my line!”
i literally said "tell them --- sent you" when someone asked for my name so they could report me to corporate 💀 he kept coming in after that and would avoid eye contact :)
😂😂😂😂😂😂...he went from calm to callem tellem Kyle sent cha🙈🙈🙈🙈
I used to hate “those” customers, in fact, I still do. They’d always be quick to blame everyone else for their shit not working but 99% of the time, it was their own damn fault. When they wouldn’t make the call in front of you, they already knew it was their shit being declined and they were trying to save face and leave, which always made me laugh because everyone around them knew why the cars didn’t work. Lmao.
They know they broke..holding up the line…yeah I love giving them the corporate number
Had a young woman get upset because although I honored the senior discount that her mother would have had if she came in, I couldn't guarantee anyone else would. She went on to get upset and say a lot of seniors aren't getting out and I had to explain to her how our discounts are for the people purchasing at the counter who come in. We don't give discounts online or over the phone, so if you aren't a senior have your own cup, or have a bicycle helmet with you, you won't get the discount.
But people just be on one lately.
Had to tell someone else our policy on not eating inside and she thought she was exempt because the seating outside was full.
Sigh, just tired of the bullshit
Goodness gracious lol. I'm feeling your pain. Kyle's skit hit on another level
“Tell em Kyle sent you!” Lmaoooo the last thing they want is for you to play along 😂