I never worked at a Walmart but you make me feel like I’ve been through training and been there for years . I know Jeff and Chris personally at this point
On god I did 6 years of working retail and customer service in several different stores target, Staples, Toys r Us, bed bath and beyond, home Depot so I get it
Yup. It's Entrapment they do. They will tell you it has to be done by this time or "In a timely manner". Then call you to meetings, check ins, ask you to do something else, help someone else for a minute... then when your original assignment is behind or not done, they write you up for insubordination or slacking. It's pretty classic of sabotage micromanagement, that way they get to make everyone else look incompetent, while they are the "Hero that keeps the store working well." Then they get bonuses / raises / promotions. They don't care if they get a hundred other people fired, as long as they get more. If I see a micromanager, I automatically assume they are a psychopath or sociopath, because they have ZERO empathy about ruining others lives for their own benefit.
During my first check-in, my manager told me to not surf the internet because one time, an employee tried to print a recipe at work and it somehow shut all of the printers down… Everyone surfs the internet when I’m at Work… even my bosses. So yeah. That story from my manager was a load of bullshit. I’m not as naive as I used to be from when I started working at this job. I honestly think that my manager doesn’t like me nor respect me, because I just got accepted into nursing school and as much as I’m trying to focus on myself and my future, my manager told me that it’s more important to put my job first right now. I’m looking forward to leaving and never looking back. My bosses suck.
He’s gotta be “bullied” at home as well, hopefully living with his momma that micromanages him from the minute he walks in after work until he goes in the next day…and like every bully, he projects what he lacks at home onto others he comes across!!!
@@collegebro85that or he lives by himself now and is distant from his family. Nor does he have any friends to hang out with so he’s just lonely at home.
"You've been in the break room for 16 min and you know your break is 15 min" had a manager like this and almost slapped the taste out his mouth for this exact reason
I've been micromanaged so many times. I had a boss that would call, email, text me several times a day. Usually I was in the middle of trying to get the job done.
Or evean after they tell you to take care of something and then you say yes get it done and latter on in the day they ask if you got it done right after you told them earlier yes you would
I left after 3 months of working there. Got tired of two of the three supervisor acting like I wasn't working fast enough and one of those two had a habit of talking to me like a dog
@@noahchampagnejr5688 I worked there for two weeks. One of the worst managers came back from vacation and we hadnt met. She talked to me really badly over a pallet I JUST started working on. I asked her did she have anyone to replace me for this entire week she replied with "Yes I do! I can get you up out here really quickly!". I then simply said " Congratulations, you were successful." Dropped the vest and walked out. A day later this bitch was begging me to come back and finish this weeks shift til she found someone because they were now short because I was the 3rd new hire to quit that week. Number, blocked.
There’s nothing worse than a manager who is constantly on your ass, trying to rush you, even though you are doing what you’re supposed to be doing. The urge to hand over my uniform has never been higher lol
i nearly quit yesterday because one of the managers thought she could lock the back door so we can't take cigarette breaks or take out trash. instantly pissed everybody off in back of house (myself included) and we were all seconds away from all just heading out the front door to smoke rather if they liked it or not until that power hungry manager realized that if she kept fucking around she would find out what its like to cook at all 3 stations by herself on a busy friday and since she can't be ass'ed to get out of the office half the time she let the other manager unlock the door so we could use our smoking area again and take out trash
Talk about micromanagement, my boss would actually "correct" my emails before sending them to other departments or "correct" my analysis only to get rejected by the upper management. After this happened a few times she stopped "correcting" me and the analysis stopped getting rejected. She would ask questions about why do I look tired and that I should get better sleep to be fit at work, even though she knew I had a newborn baby. The list goes on and on. Some people are not in control of the situation so they put pressure on other people to cover for their incompetence.
I had a manager that would say stupid stuff like “this is a high velocity department we expect you’re work done in a timely manner” my boy were re-stocking shelves and picking items its not that deep 😂
As former walmart, big lots, lowes employee all this shit is 100% accurate. I have gotten a written up because I didn't finish in the area I have never worked before 🤬
“This isnt the Chris I know” WTF!! How was that so spot on! My managers literally called me in a meeting just to say this. They said I’m too nonchalant 😂 it pisses them off. Im not a fkn robot!!!
The worse thing about Wal mart is when you see the manager casually strolling up to you already know what they about to say Manager: soooo what are you working on buddy? While your holding a box in your hand or stocking grocery 😂
I used to have a manager who used to ask my that same shit at least twice an hour. “Hey, what are you working on right now” 🤣😂 what would you guys have replied with?
I normally will do what a manager says without saying nothing, but I remember one time my manager told me a pallet should be done in 20mins. I looked at them as if they were crazy, laughed and said it was a funny joke, they said they weren't laughing, I continued laughing cause there was no way, those pallets were a hour job each and that's with you busting ass and breaking your back
I had a job like that once, I got to the point where I was done, next time the boss started to give me grief I was going to say something and leave on the spot. A week later to the day I thought that he comes over and starts to shit on me for not being faster and I stopped what I was doing and looked him in the eye and say. I would have gotten to this sooner if you where not wasting my time and your time by skirting your management job in your office. Instead you roaming around the floor aimlessly interrupting actual workers doing work. I quit and walked out. Felt great as fuck, but man did I struggle for 4 weeks at a new job with a missing paycheck inbetween.
Oh my gosh I use to work at Walmart and this is so. ACCURATE! You can have perfect day where not a single customer bothers you, zero distractions happen, you put in work and they’ll still say why didn’t you get more done. Glad I left.
Yeah the days @ Walmart, when Managers would say you should take 1 minute for each box. And knock out your pallets by your lunch, so after your lunch you can zone your aisles. #Don'tmissWalmart@all
"i just started being a manager yesterday" lmao if a manager pulled that line in the restaurants ive worked at, the cooks and dishwashers would bully tf outta them
My boss gets mad at me for clocking in on time lmao, like literally on the dot. "You need to be in the room 5-10 minutes before the clock! Pay me for the extra minutes and I will 😂
The passive aggressiveness of retail managers/leads is wicked.
Amen!
almost had to end the life of my supervisor once when i was in iraq with how aggressive he got
This Why My Store Can't Keep People
@@ReezyReez3190wooow
I never worked at a Walmart but you make me feel like I’ve been through training and been there for years . I know Jeff and Chris personally at this point
Everything he's said is on point...exactly like it is...there's no doubt he's worked there, lol
Lmao fr! 😂😂
I worked CAP 2 for a year, his Walmart skits are top notch 😅
@@nickseraphin3988 cap2 is brutal, man...
I swear he got us good
They want you to work as quickly as possible while they simultaneously waste as much of your time as possible with useless "check ins" and meetings.
On god I did 6 years of working retail and customer service in several different stores target, Staples, Toys r Us, bed bath and beyond, home Depot so I get it
Yup. It's Entrapment they do. They will tell you it has to be done by this time or "In a timely manner". Then call you to meetings, check ins, ask you to do something else, help someone else for a minute... then when your original assignment is behind or not done, they write you up for insubordination or slacking.
It's pretty classic of sabotage micromanagement, that way they get to make everyone else look incompetent, while they are the "Hero that keeps the store working well." Then they get bonuses / raises / promotions. They don't care if they get a hundred other people fired, as long as they get more. If I see a micromanager, I automatically assume they are a psychopath or sociopath, because they have ZERO empathy about ruining others lives for their own benefit.
LITERALLY. MY BOSS WANTS DAILY AND WEEKLY REPORTS
During my first check-in, my manager told me to not surf the internet because one time, an employee tried to print a recipe at work and it somehow shut all of the printers down…
Everyone surfs the internet when I’m at Work… even my bosses. So yeah. That story from my manager was a load of bullshit. I’m not as naive as I used to be from when I started working at this job.
I honestly think that my manager doesn’t like me nor respect me, because I just got accepted into nursing school and as much as I’m trying to focus on myself and my future, my manager told me that it’s more important to put my job first right now. I’m looking forward to leaving and never looking back. My bosses suck.
@@trevorphilips5677 that stupid advice, focus on med school. He could be jealous you’re making big moves.
This is 100% accurate micro managers are the worst type of boss 😂😂
Who are those people? Don't they wake up and know they're a micro manager?
@@29th. nah they’re dumb asses, they probably have zero control in their own household so they show up to work and power trip
Had an asswipe micro manage me at bullet racing cams in olive branch mississippi. Dude would bitch about literally anything when he came through.
@@29th.no because those people are super ignorant, I used to work for a micro managing bitch, when she retired the work place was 20 times better
Yeess ong im working with someone like that its annoying
There are the worst. The passive aggressiveness really gets on my nerves and it pushes me closer to quitting, or committing a felony.
I feel you bro I had 2 ppl quit because of this.
Chris vs. Jeff is the greatest rivalry of all time
class conflict
I know which side I'm on
Oh God when they start saying “This ain’t the ____ I hired” is the biggest BS gaslighting they teach in manager training.
" Win Family of the year"
🤣 🤣 GTFOH Jeff!
Lmfao fucking jeff
😂😂😂😂
Lmao we a family though
Man Jeff needs a backstory I wanna know what mad him a menace😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s gotta be “bullied” at home as well, hopefully living with his momma that micromanages him from the minute he walks in after work until he goes in the next day…and like every bully, he projects what he lacks at home onto others he comes across!!!
@@collegebro85yup usually single living at home with mom no rent and a nice fat car payment. No friends no one to attend their funerals
@@collegebro85that or he lives by himself now and is distant from his family. Nor does he have any friends to hang out with so he’s just lonely at home.
“Double Write Up” lmfaooo
"You've been in the break room for 16 min and you know your break is 15 min" had a manager like this and almost slapped the taste out his mouth for this exact reason
Right. Lol meanwhile they themselves are taking several breaks a day
You need to do your job in a timely fashion. Who would have thought?
Bro same got a manager that yelled at me for being 2 seconds late after my break
@@ethanwiedle1307 that is pretty excessive
@@warnertesla8297 1 min late ain't hurting NO ONE.
Hate when they B acting like they doing something but really watching your every move
That job stressful
Managers like Jeff are the reason why employees quit and work for Uber Eats, DoorDash, etc.
Instacart and reselling😂
Jeff always staying on Chris. This ain't the Chris i know 😂😂😂
Nobody should work at Walmart, ever. Tf wrong wit u bruh?
read this right as he said it lmao
Man I work at a Walmart I swear this whole skit is accurate af doe 😂😂
I was planning on doing some "easy retail" job for extra money since I injured my wrist at my HVAC job but hell no not now u confirmed it 😂
Yea it’s good benefits and all doe but dey got dem days wea dey b on bs just like in da skit doe
i feel bad 4 u
@@jerrellgibson2160your grammar gave me cancer
@jerrellgibson2160 My stroke had a stroke trying to figure out wth it was you just said.
I've been micromanaged so many times. I had a boss that would call, email, text me several times a day. Usually I was in the middle of trying to get the job done.
Or evean after they tell you to take care of something and then you say yes get it done and latter on in the day they ask if you got it done right after you told them earlier yes you would
Jeff’s the type to ask “you got a receipt for that?” After he watched you pay for a Dr Pepper and bag of Doritos
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
You've convinced me your manager character is a whole other person
Definitely not the same person lol
"I'ma need yall to run through that freight like it's water."
Who do you think you are Jeff, Bruce Lee?!
I don't think i can handle working at Wal-Mart 😂😂😂 I'm go be straight up honest LMAO 🤣
I left after 3 months of working there. Got tired of two of the three supervisor acting like I wasn't working fast enough and one of those two had a habit of talking to me like a dog
@@noahchampagnejr5688 I would have done the exact same thing. You not about to talk too me any type of way
@@noahchampagnejr5688 I worked there for two weeks. One of the worst managers came back from vacation and we hadnt met. She talked to me really badly over a pallet I JUST started working on. I asked her did she have anyone to replace me for this entire week she replied with "Yes I do! I can get you up out here really quickly!". I then simply said " Congratulations, you were successful." Dropped the vest and walked out. A day later this bitch was begging me to come back and finish this weeks shift til she found someone because they were now short because I was the 3rd new hire to quit that week. Number, blocked.
Lol it’s not Walmart that’s Jeff ass doin to much 😂😂
@@boogotti24 It's definitely still Walmart. They the one who put Jeff in charge 😂
There’s nothing worse than a manager who is constantly on your ass, trying to rush you, even though you are doing what you’re supposed to be doing. The urge to hand over my uniform has never been higher lol
i nearly quit yesterday because one of the managers thought she could lock the back door so we can't take cigarette breaks or take out trash. instantly pissed everybody off in back of house (myself included) and we were all seconds away from all just heading out the front door to smoke rather if they liked it or not until that power hungry manager realized that if she kept fucking around she would find out what its like to cook at all 3 stations by herself on a busy friday and since she can't be ass'ed to get out of the office half the time she let the other manager unlock the door so we could use our smoking area again and take out trash
"Shut the door behind ya". You know you are getting a write up or you might get fired. 😂
Nah thats why you shut the door before they ask. You gotta filp it
micro manage for managers are basically "sit on my ass" and get the employees to do my job for me 😐
Same Manager that hits you with the "I took a look at the cameras earlier, and I noticed____"
1:14 Not Jeff peeping around the corner spying on his employees 😂🤣🤣
Jeff gone mess around and have Chris and Kyle put in some PTO time and clock out. And then double back and call in tomorrow 🤣
Talk about micromanagement, my boss would actually "correct" my emails before sending them to other departments or "correct" my analysis only to get rejected by the upper management. After this happened a few times she stopped "correcting" me and the analysis stopped getting rejected. She would ask questions about why do I look tired and that I should get better sleep to be fit at work, even though she knew I had a newborn baby. The list goes on and on. Some people are not in control of the situation so they put pressure on other people to cover for their incompetence.
I work at Walmart and my boss is literally named Jeff. He's basically the human version of Squidward.
As someone that currently works at Walmart, this whole skit gave me PTSD
Just started Walmart 2 weeks ago, and this Is totally on 🎯😂😢😒
These are the type of managers who wouldn’t be able to perform if the tables were turned.
This is a certified hood classic.
“Give it your all for this company.”
OK bro 😂
I had a manager that would say stupid stuff like “this is a high velocity department we expect you’re work done in a timely manner” my boy were re-stocking shelves and picking items its not that deep 😂
If your manager starts acting like this, report them to HR immediately and if it doesn’t stop then quit
I feel like im at work watching these videos even though im literally sitting my ass down at my computer at home.
As former walmart, big lots, lowes employee all this shit is 100% accurate. I have gotten a written up because I didn't finish in the area I have never worked before 🤬
Double write up. 🤣😭🤣😭LMAO!!!!!
Man you so convincing as a manager I'm sitting at home like "let me stop watching this video and hop on a register before I get wrote up." 😂
These types of managers are the ones that do the least work 😂😂😂
“This isnt the Chris I know” WTF!! How was that so spot on! My managers literally called me in a meeting just to say this. They said I’m too nonchalant 😂 it pisses them off. Im not a fkn robot!!!
when ever a job say's were a family or the family then that's basically saying were going to be on some bullshit or find excuses to be on your ass
Bosses always add an extra 10-15 minutes to whatever amount of time theyve last seen you
This is the one channel NOBODY will ever unsubscribe from! So on point.
Man you’re killing me with that Jeff wig 😂😂
"Are they on their phones?"
Bruh how else am i supposed to scan these boxes for their location
The worse thing about Wal mart is when you see the manager casually strolling up to you already know what they about to say
Manager: soooo what are you working on buddy?
While your holding a box in your hand or stocking grocery 😂
"I working on my assignment."
I used to have a manager who used to ask my that same shit at least twice an hour. “Hey, what are you working on right now” 🤣😂 what would you guys have replied with?
Manager: what are you working on there buddy?
Me: your wife. 😂
@@FourLoko310 "your wife" 😂
@@charliehofmann3524 hahahaha but what if he’s gay? 🤣😂🤣 I’m not going to work on his gay man 😂🤣
I normally will do what a manager says without saying nothing, but I remember one time my manager told me a pallet should be done in 20mins. I looked at them as if they were crazy, laughed and said it was a funny joke, they said they weren't laughing, I continued laughing cause there was no way, those pallets were a hour job each and that's with you busting ass and breaking your back
And don't forget the Return carts and them asking you to randomly help them complete something out of nowhere.
tell them to do it in 20mins and demonstrate it
@@jerrybarnette5148exactly what I would’ve said
A micromanager made me quit my last job. The absolute WORST.
This guy is so underrated. There’s a couple other RUclips comics that are great and we know who they are, but Killa gotta get his just due.
Say what?? Did I hear Mr. Robertson??? 😂😂😂 Ruh roh! Regional is coming!
These never fail to infuriate me
awesome work
Not to get in your hair. I was dead looking at Jeff's wig when he said that. 💀⚰️🥀
Damn man. I worked at Target for 5 years when I was going into my 20s. They had me thinking all jobs were like this.
“I swear you’ve been in the break room about 16 minutes and you know you’re only suppose to get a 15.” 😂😂😂😂
“She not gone finish either … double write up”😂
I had a job like that once, I got to the point where I was done, next time the boss started to give me grief I was going to say something and leave on the spot. A week later to the day I thought that he comes over and starts to shit on me for not being faster and I stopped what I was doing and looked him in the eye and say. I would have gotten to this sooner if you where not wasting my time and your time by skirting your management job in your office. Instead you roaming around the floor aimlessly interrupting actual workers doing work. I quit and walked out. Felt great as fuck, but man did I struggle for 4 weeks at a new job with a missing paycheck inbetween.
Listen Killa, Best Buy Employees. or you should do a series on Chris leaving Walmart, and working at other stores.
Need to lay low for a bit, Chris. Jeff ain't playing today 😂😂
“She’s not gonna finish either double write up” 😂
Jeff on Chris' ass like white on rice!
“You got a lot on your plate. You got 4 carts, a pallet, and I told you to help Will and Mike. And Bruce.”
Damn 😂😂😂😂
Just shake your head up and down then laugh on the walk out 😂
When a foreman tells me how fast something should be done, i just hand them the tool and pull out my stop watch.
Definitely going to do this. The next time in at my kitchen gig and they say how long something should take to complete. Thank you for this
Will and Mike …And Bruce😂😂😭😭🤣💀
I worked at Sears part time for 5 years and this is accurate. Sometimes it was chill af, and other times it was just like this.
“yes & I just started being a manager yesterday” bruh 😂‼️ that ONE SENTENCE I rewinded 7xs 🤣
“Family of the year”🤣
“I’m not tryna be on your back” 😂😂
Oh my gosh I use to work at Walmart and this is so. ACCURATE! You can have perfect day where not a single customer bothers you, zero distractions happen, you put in work and they’ll still say why didn’t you get more done. Glad I left.
"run through freight like its water" 😂
"Win family of the year"
Mannnnnnn😭😭😭😭
I haven’t worked a day in Walmart but the Walmart videos are my favorite 😂😂😂
When they both start talking at the same time that be funny ash lol
THE FUCKING ACCURACY of these videos are uncanny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That wig!!! Bruhhhh!!! 😂😂😂
the condescending tone "Buddy" 😅
Ahahah the worse when they ask you to do something then bash every single way you choose to do it even if it’s better than their way of doing it
Yeah the days @ Walmart, when Managers would say you should take 1 minute for each box. And knock out your pallets by your lunch, so after your lunch you can zone your aisles. #Don'tmissWalmart@all
Hes talking to the past present and future Walmart workers I swear 😂😂😂
Family of the year is crazy 😂😂
A whole pallet in 6 minutes is wild 😂😂😂
When you feel your working at a good pace then they ask you to pick up the pace
"50 boxes in 6 mins" the way time be rolling now I doubt they finish 🤣
Yo that wig be having my crying 😂
The wig always takes me out 😂
Family of the year is crazyyyyy😂
“proud walmart associate” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t wait for Chris to act up now 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I’m thinking Jeff is due for a visit from regional lol
As a person who just stays busy at work I've never had to deal with these types.
This enabled my PTSD from Walmart
This guy has ABSOLUTELY worked at walmart before, lol!
Jeff always tripping 🙄🤣
"i just started being a manager yesterday" lmao if a manager pulled that line in the restaurants ive worked at, the cooks and dishwashers would bully tf outta them
Damn this is literally what I go thru 😂😂😂
Ugh. I'm a delivery driver and I've been micromanaged before. Hate it. Thankfully that particular manager went on vacation, so work been hella chill.
They talk to my associates like this. They don't talk to me like this lol
Protected PTO is a wonderful thing 😂
People like this can fr show up to work and get paid more than me to do literally nothing, and they actively decide to be insufferable. It’s insane
Lmao really be on point. I did the overnight shift 😂😂😂😂, lol and the call outs etc. it really used to be like that 😂
My boss gets mad at me for clocking in on time lmao, like literally on the dot. "You need to be in the room 5-10 minutes before the clock! Pay me for the extra minutes and I will 😂