Anybody else enjoying the slow, yet steady, descent into paranoid mania Kibitz is experiencing? Just the steady descent into the classic paranoid ruler. HAIL KIBITZ
Have two layers of fences around the prison Island the inner layer will be oil fantased and outer layer will be airport fences it is obviously Overkill but it is maximum security after all
That's almost a George Carlin quote. "The upper class keeps all of the money, pay none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there... just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Keep 'em showing up at those jobs." - George Carlin
One minute in, and I'm already seeing so many parallels to the real world. It's like you rolled every political association from every country in the world into one city. Fear for the citizens, and money for the elites. As it is all across the world.
Yup, thought the same thing.. "Things have only kind of worked out so far because the poor people are so busy they can't think, the middle class people are scared of being poor, and the rich people are just paranoid" Couldn't have said it better myself.
I remember the days of old in 2020 always having fun listening to "Hello everybody, I'm Kibitz and welcome back to Satisfactory!" I don't think you will read this, but I guess it will contribute to a mass of comments to tell you that people, including me, love your content. Keep up the good work and through the first 5 minutes so far this video has been great! :D
@@cat_03tv Hopefully. I think it's better to leave something positive and regardless of whether they read the whole comment or not they might still skim through it and when you see several of them it can help them out.
I love how you are using this innocuous platform to deliver stark and realistic concepts about society and the arrangement of humanity on this planet, fundamentally. God bless you Kibz
That sign-off at the end definitely held the tone of “I’m about to throw innocent people in prison” and it was the perfect time to deviate from his normal super upbeat sign-off
"wow! 100,000 people and only 240 criminals? We have so much capacity!" **5 seconds later ** We need more capacity for ...eventually! **Doubles capacity from 1,500 to 3,000**
The prison system is quite... dark, in the way you're running it. Love it. Anyways, your citizens better hope they're acting all according to what is expected and needed, since now they have a final place to go - doubtful that any reports are getting out of that complex. That said, a lower security prison area at some point would be neat - perhaps next to an area of high density and low income citizens, in that small ore area? That way the high security one can be there Just In Case while the low security one does its work on the less extreme criminals.
If you are desperate for more "criminals" to put in your new prisons, you can apply a few policies. One increases the crime rate (and happiness), another increases punitive sentencing.
"Poor people are so busy they can't think, the middle-class people are too scared to be poor and rich people are just paranoid." ... I... This is tidbit of pure gold.
Standard prisons have 3 fences surrounding the perimeter. Two outer fences and the middle fence is electric. Then there is a fence around each building or yard.
Less than 1% of total population are incarcerated prisoners. "WHAT? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!" Ah, spoken like a true american :P For fun homework, google the prisoners per capita ratio of worldwide countries, and be amazed.
Noticing that a river inlet flooded with sewage was taking ages to clear after moving the outlet, how to make it go faster? Village Poo. Put a water pump in there and connect it to just a sewage treatment elsewhere. Zone a residential area that uses only this pump. They get sick and die but it clears the sewage quicker. Feeling sad for the simcitizens requires a clinic and crematorium in the area, but then they live a bit longer and don’t clog the rest of the city with their sick and dead.
Lol. I used to do something similar on zoo tycoon. Any guests that would become unhappy would get placed on an island with loose velociraptors, after a few minutes no more problems.
I used to play sim city 2000, they one after that and SNES version. I have had hard time getting into skylines or the mechanics of it. Glad to see there are things to do.
The oil fence should be put around the lake/mote, not around the helipad etc. You are thinking from a car perspecive. They could easily run over those hills on any side rather than go through the tunnel lol.
You know why the garage is next to the crematorium? So the corpse pick-up vehicles can be rolled out as needed. And if the bodies start piling up, just stack 'em like cord wood in one of the vehicle bays. 😀
I’m on a work trip away from home and have spent basically every spare minute of the last day and a bit, listening and watching you! I’ve been binging this whole playlist.. I’m fascinated how you put these videos together so I’m gonna try to work out how to twitch! (44 yr old algorithm dude from yesterday!!!) thanks again for putting all this together ! Great work!
One of the things I love about Cities Skylines is the ability to drown/surround our populations with their own poop. Sure, thats probably not what the game developers had in mind when they were designing the game, but its too late for regrets :D
Kinda Sad that the Interactive prison mod that was made by an employee of colossus, is basically dead and could actually be an pretty interesting DLC addition or something like that with like how parks work
thats kinda funny. just saw the "ddr garage" and as a matter of fact i live in a part of berlin that got lots of those still in use. i know, super irrelevant, but just felt like sharing useless informations :P
I always build my prisons near the industrial complex. Make all the convicts in my cities breath on polluted air! Yeah! Plus, prisons are industrial areas anyway. So Yeah! 😆
I kind of expect our best bet for that is hoping that Age of Darkness gets the polish and updates it needs to be a successor for TAB. I love the game, and I think it's the reason I found this channel in the first place- but Kibz kind of ran the gauntlet on what he could really do with the game. Don't get me wrong, I'd be thrilled to see another mini-series show up, but barring something huge in the modding community revitalizing that game I don't really see it happening.
thinks building a low security prison later, Builds three max' prisons on a island, closes two, drops the police budget, then drops an asteroid for a even BIGGER prison (build it and they will not come)
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Anybody else enjoying the slow, yet steady, descent into paranoid mania Kibitz is experiencing? Just the steady descent into the classic paranoid ruler. HAIL KIBITZ
Fur Dus Venturium
Have two layers of fences around the prison Island the inner layer will be oil fantased and outer layer will be airport fences it is obviously Overkill but it is maximum security after all
That's almost a George Carlin quote.
"The upper class keeps all of the money, pay none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there... just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Keep 'em showing up at those jobs." - George Carlin
damn that's a good quote
George Carlin was a legend.
One minute in, and I'm already seeing so many parallels to the real world. It's like you rolled every political association from every country in the world into one city. Fear for the citizens, and money for the elites. As it is all across the world.
Yup, thought the same thing..
"Things have only kind of worked out so far because the poor people are so busy they can't think, the middle class people are scared of being poor, and the rich people are just paranoid"
Couldn't have said it better myself.
I mean, that's just the underpinnings of modern capitalism right there.
capitalism at its best!
Any economic system at it's best. And since it's one person planning the entire cities production, it's actually more akin to socialism.
@@skylinelibertarian3835 i dont think you know what socialism is
I remember the days of old in 2020 always having fun listening to "Hello everybody, I'm Kibitz and welcome back to Satisfactory!" I don't think you will read this, but I guess it will contribute to a mass of comments to tell you that people, including me, love your content. Keep up the good work and through the first 5 minutes so far this video has been great! :D
I'll say he's definitely seen this comment since it's been the top one for the last hour that the vid has been released...
@@cat_03tv Hopefully. I think it's better to leave something positive and regardless of whether they read the whole comment or not they might still skim through it and when you see several of them it can help them out.
Yea dude I am enjoying the content 😁
That's so nice of you to say man, thank you! Glad you've enjoyed all these years :)
@@ImKibitz Thanks, happy if you are. :D
I love how you are using this innocuous platform to deliver stark and realistic concepts about society and the arrangement of humanity on this planet, fundamentally.
God bless you Kibz
"when cops start arresting random ppl for no reason" ...lol so true 🤣
It’s a shorter video but the quality and contents are always there, Thank you Kibitz
That sign-off at the end definitely held the tone of “I’m about to throw innocent people in prison” and it was the perfect time to deviate from his normal super upbeat sign-off
"wow! 100,000 people and only 240 criminals? We have so much capacity!"
**5 seconds later **
We need more capacity for ...eventually! **Doubles capacity from 1,500 to 3,000**
The prison system is quite... dark, in the way you're running it. Love it. Anyways, your citizens better hope they're acting all according to what is expected and needed, since now they have a final place to go - doubtful that any reports are getting out of that complex. That said, a lower security prison area at some point would be neat - perhaps next to an area of high density and low income citizens, in that small ore area? That way the high security one can be there Just In Case while the low security one does its work on the less extreme criminals.
Agreed, small prison next to the homeless encampment under the bridge
I think this is how prisons should be designed in real life. Reusing our waste!
Just like Real Civil Engineer, you decided to make a poop lake at the expense of your citizens.
the way all your systems are always so NEAT, it's like looking at really nice circuitry.
“Fiddling with things is my speciality.” - Kibitz
6:42
Careful with your quotes there bud!
LOL MENACE
Dang. Wasn’t expecting Kibitz to go full Stalin mode lmao.
If you are desperate for more "criminals" to put in your new prisons, you can apply a few policies. One increases the crime rate (and happiness), another increases punitive sentencing.
"Poor people are so busy they can't think, the middle-class people are too scared to be poor and rich people are just paranoid."
...
I... This is tidbit of pure gold.
Yes! Strategic poop allocation!
"... and which prison did you serve time in?"
"In lake poop high sec"
"Oh sh!t!"
;-)
Man. I love your Cities Skylines videos! I just wish you upload them more often, because I can't get enough of them!
there is a prison expansion mod with prison fences
Love this series!
You probably need to convert the roads going into the large toll booth in the prison area to highways going in and out.
Poor people are so busy, Middle class are scared of being poor, and rich class are just paranoid
That one way road is looking an awful lot like a satisfactory belt 😅
Standard prisons have 3 fences surrounding the perimeter. Two outer fences and the middle fence is electric. Then there is a fence around each building or yard.
Putting people in the university in prison gets my vote. No more fashionable nonsense, practical government only
Please make more episodes!! and longer ones if possible :)
Next episode of building North Korea in city skylines 👍🏻
Less than 1% of total population are incarcerated prisoners.
"WHAT? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!"
Ah, spoken like a true american :P
For fun homework, google the prisoners per capita ratio of worldwide countries, and be amazed.
Lovin the series!
this guy is a friggin dictator
Noticing that a river inlet flooded with sewage was taking ages to clear after moving the outlet, how to make it go faster? Village Poo. Put a water pump in there and connect it to just a sewage treatment elsewhere. Zone a residential area that uses only this pump. They get sick and die but it clears the sewage quicker. Feeling sad for the simcitizens requires a clinic and crematorium in the area, but then they live a bit longer and don’t clog the rest of the city with their sick and dead.
A cable car and a drawbridge could add some much needed security!
WTH kinda dystopian hellscape are you creating? I love where it's going.
Best cities skylines content so far.
I was waiting for that episode all week xD
Maybe get some military objects from the workshop? That plateau overlooking the prisons would be perfect for that.
I loved this! You inspire me! Someday you'll have your own cities skylines game!
There are some awesome prison assets on the Workshop. With automatic fences , Automatic bars special fences etc
Lol. I used to do something similar on zoo tycoon. Any guests that would become unhappy would get placed on an island with loose velociraptors, after a few minutes no more problems.
Love the series! Keep up the exploitation! :P
Do remember that you can put those floating trash collectors at the mouth of Brig Brook.
I'm SO glad that this channel has no bots in the comments.
Now do a white collar prison in the elite section, which turns out to be a long stay hotel xD
"Something overlooking the prison would be pretty neat."
Me: *elementary school*
Prisoners : Aaah the tunnel is ready, time to get ins*poop water entered the tunnel*
I love all these videos so much. It’s satisfying but for my not lizard part of my brain.
You are so terrifyingly devious! I am SO glad you aren't in charge of designing our cities!
How about building private hospitals and charge a lot for the heathcare? That would be beautiful!
everybody's smiling, good, otherwise goes to jail
Wow I love your videos so much I litteraly wait anxiously for your next video keep up the series!
I used to play sim city 2000, they one after that and SNES version. I have had hard time getting into skylines or the mechanics of it. Glad to see there are things to do.
13:35 oh my gosh I busted a gut laughing 😂
The oil fence should be put around the lake/mote, not around the helipad etc. You are thinking from a car perspecive. They could easily run over those hills on any side rather than go through the tunnel lol.
I havent watched you in forever!
Two Kibitz videos in one week!? What is this? Christmas?
You know why the garage is next to the crematorium? So the corpse pick-up vehicles can be rolled out as needed. And if the bodies start piling up, just stack 'em like cord wood in one of the vehicle bays. 😀
I knew jail was shitty but this? Outrageous
I’m on a work trip away from home and have spent basically every spare minute of the last day and a bit, listening and watching you! I’ve been binging this whole playlist.. I’m fascinated how you put these videos together so I’m gonna try to work out how to twitch! (44 yr old algorithm dude from yesterday!!!) thanks again for putting all this together ! Great work!
And Andy crawled through 2 miles of sewage to escape Shawshank prison. 🤣
what a nice idea with the prisoners :D
One of the things I love about Cities Skylines is the ability to drown/surround our populations with their own poop. Sure, thats probably not what the game developers had in mind when they were designing the game, but its too late for regrets :D
Hoping to see Kibitz give *Captain of Industry* a try once its out of beta.
The Title 😂 Love this humor
Kinda Sad that the Interactive prison mod that was made by an employee of colossus, is basically dead and could actually be an pretty interesting DLC addition or something like that with like how parks work
0:27 Communism moment
Oh wow we’re getting way too real way too quick here lmfao!
These videos make my week 😂
BEST SERIES EVER
Bro u better be uploading cities skylines regularly I love these videos keep up the good work
0:28 You just summed up American society in one sentence.
Went from CS to tropico real quick. Speaking of which, you should do tropico not sure if you have already
thats kinda funny. just saw the "ddr garage" and as a matter of fact i live in a part of berlin that got lots of those still in use. i know, super irrelevant, but just felt like sharing useless informations :P
You should delete the bridge and make it only accessible by boat
Looks like they're not looking out for fires today
I always build my prisons near the industrial complex. Make all the convicts in my cities breath on polluted air! Yeah! Plus, prisons are industrial areas anyway. So Yeah! 😆
get the realistic population 2 Mod in cities skylines and you can get so Much more Citizens.
Kibitz, dude, you are freakin' nutz!
WOOOOOOO Finally found one of these early for the first time.
Omfg this vid had me rolling .. and yes everyone's happy well everyone that's left is .... right???
The dirt road bridge looks more industrial and prison like.
Time to use that free labor
The prison mod you used had its own fences in paths section
The real civil engineer did the same thing 😂
This went from MONEY MONEY MONEY to I AM THE ALL POWERFUL DICTATOR MONEY MONEY MONEY
GIMME MORE THEY ARE BILLIONS
also i saw your comment in RCE video glad to see u supporting him
I kind of expect our best bet for that is hoping that Age of Darkness gets the polish and updates it needs to be a successor for TAB. I love the game, and I think it's the reason I found this channel in the first place- but Kibz kind of ran the gauntlet on what he could really do with the game. Don't get me wrong, I'd be thrilled to see another mini-series show up, but barring something huge in the modding community revitalizing that game I don't really see it happening.
A certain engineer would be proud.
You should put the intelligence agency on the hill plateau
Damn hes really just making Los Angeles now
thinks building a low security prison later, Builds three max' prisons on a island, closes two, drops the police budget, then drops an asteroid for a even BIGGER prison
(build it and they will not come)
If “Atlas Shrugged” was a city.
This is just the real world lol
Keep up the good work man! Great editing and content! Keep it spicy bruh.
0:23 woah, if that a California simulator? :D
what an intersting idea. i love it
Poopcatraz!!! LMAO!!!
Drawer bridge to the island!!
Shawstank Prison 🤣🤣
What an interesting title...