A 'Professional' City Planner Build the Most Profitable City Ever
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- Опубликовано: 16 фев 2021
- Welcome to Cities Skylines where today I am using my skills as a professional city planner to build the most profitable city in cities skylines! Effectively we are going to build disneyland 2. As you can tell this is not going to be your standard simcity city builder experience but rather a montage of exploiting cities skylines to break the new dlc and allow us to create the most profitable city possible with basically no effort. Now we have seen RT Game destroy cities with his powers as a mayor but I am a pro player when it comes to sim city and city building in general so get ready to watch as the spiffing brit beats all other records by using bugs and exploits to win.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Cities Skylines Park Life Exploit! How on earth can one english bugger beat this city builder as we build disneyland 2!! Trust me this is legit a pro city planner plays cities skylines so prep for some funny cities skylines gameplay!
What is cities skylines?
Cities: Skylines is a 2015 city-building game developed by Colossal Order and published by Paradox Interactive. The game is a single-player open-ended city-building simulation. Players engage in urban planning by controlling zoning, road placement, taxation, public services, and public transportation of an area. Players work to maintain various elements of the city, including its budget, health, employment, and pollution levels. Players are also able to maintain a city in a sandbox mode, which provides more creative freedom for the player.
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Title: A PROFESSIONAL CITY PLANNER BUILDS THE MOST PROFITABLE CITY in Cities Skylines - Build Disneyland 2
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Игры
“I’m going to school, mom!”
“Alright, here’s $3 for lunch and $800 for the toll.”
Underrated comment.
Perfectly balanced.
@@olivertong1448 second city of the video
fine
3:19
Someone died.
Imagine paying 300 dollars just to rob a cafe then paying another 300 to go back home.
why do you think they are robbing the cafe
The robbery at the cafe, IS the cafe.
it's no wonder the robbers end up murdering people.
The cafe is in the middle of the park. At $20 a gate, they wouldn't have to pay $300 to get there, idiot.
I guess halfway through the park they ran out of money so they have no choice. They gotta make it to work or else how can they afford going back home?
Finally a city planner who prioritizes pedestrians over car traffic
I am your 420th like on your delightful comment.
“Hundreds of children are being held at gun point” That’s fine.
-The Spiffing Brit
Just an average day in America
So true lol
average day at an american school
profit in this game has different meaning for different people. I myself profit on misery
Hey, it's that Country Roads guy!
The best kind of profit
I would argue forcing people to pay 800 dollars daily to get to school is profiting on misery
I would be rich then...
And God forbid you find someone named Grace.
"Dead bodies can't pay taxes, so they're bad for business"
Ah yes, that's why murder is illegal...
Do you know what the price for meat is these days? Good for business. Also can I interest you in this 100% leather tea cozy?
Well, you coud sell em , just sayin. Organs and fertilizer are not cheap.
Isn't it... Though? Like... In The end?
I mean. Sure it's wrong but like... We have prisons and shit xD that make money, for some reason...
**Cough**
I'm over thinking this
🎩👌
@@Cpt.Str4ng3 up next spiff turns city skylines into a perfectly balanced game of Rimworld
@@Sir.Craze- YOu come right up to reason private prisons exist, most of whom commit ludicrus human rights violations including slavery, but are still a huge part of the American economy
Disneyland 2 changed me as a person, it was inspiring and was definitely fun and not horribly expensive and I am not being held at gunpoint :D
11/10
Me neither! I loved it so much! :)
Yeah, it was so cheap and the aroma of dead- sorry, I mean cake made it so enjoyable! I'm definitely not in a dungeon being threatened with death and nuclear bombs.
Loved my visit to the park, very enjoyable. Muggers were polite and patient, and they kept their guns very clean. The food was quite good, the tea blisteringly hot, and only cost half of my child's college fund.
"$800 a day just to go to school."
Big deal, I went to college too...
💀
Best comment.
You win
The average cost of college in the US is about ~$227 a day, assuming 180 school days. The most expensive universities are roughly $355 per day. So while $800 is a joke now, in a decade or two it'll probably be spot on.
@@chance20m Holy sh** what is wrong with America?
You've essentially build a battery. The residential area is called the anode, the industrial area the cathode, the park is an electrolyte and money is electricity.
Huh, that's... accurate
And the people are the electrons
I was just about to write that comment, I thought it looked like a capacitor at first.
And his bank account of coarse a component, e.g. a lamp or alarm or whatever. Since conservation of energy will state that this energy (money) has to be converted into another kind of energy. Well, doesn't have to be another kind, just as much energy as comes into the component.
@@cwilmot alr thx! Fyi I don't know much about the depths of 'electro physics' I just know theoretical parts so this sounds like fun
11/10
I absolutely loved the park, the tea made this experience worth the very small entrance fee and the bodies provided an amazing aroma! (Please let my family go)
your family is one of the bodies
Disneyland2 was the best city I visited. The low tax, amazing job offers and affordable fees are the bomb. 10/10 would live there until my demise.
So, you've basically created micro transactions...
@@thespiffingbrit And they're somehow still on the cheap side for micro-transactions.
Don't give EA any more ideas
@@fatchicken225 Next Fifa : "You'll have to pay a DLC to actually view characters animated onscreen ; another to have them coloured ; yet another for the ball to be displayed ; then another to actually unlock the Alt+F4 special key"
@@gweltazlemartret6760 You have to pay every time you start up a game. Every minute. Every DLC multiplies it by 10.
@@thespiffingbrit You have become the evil you sought to destroy D:
10/10, would definitely return to Disneyland2.
P.S. : the dead bodies at Gazebo’s #17, #22 and #39 were very nice additions👍🏼
ikr
Got stabbed half way through. 10/10 service.
I agree with this comment. Also I liked the people robbing the cafe at the entrance!
This like a Aliexpress review
they were great listeners.
10/10. The park is amazing with gazebos, and everything you want! Its super cheap too, its not something like 600 pounds to get to the other side, which would be crazy. The DisneyLand2 is the best city with no taxes!
Wow! Disneyland 2 Park was so great! The mugging felt real!
This is one of my fave things to do in Cities Skylines! Monetizing walking 🤣
@@thespiffingbrit I hope tea drinkers get a %50 discount
I was about to say this isn't just mere Biffaing. This is *advanced* Biffaing.
@@thespiffingbrit I'm with you 110% 👍
Quick Sippa Tea
Oh, you're here biffa. I'm so surprised :p
Imagine a child getting lost in this park, the profit would be GLORIOUS
Quick! Make new laws separating Children and parents! *a few moments later* PROFIT
Yes
I love the simplicity of it half of the exploits in these games is literally just playing it like it's a different game
Before I moved here, I would always have a problem with my wallet weighing me down with money. I would always feel slightly inconvenienced by the weight of the bills reducing the aerodynamic shape of my pants. But now, thanks to Disneyland 2, all my problems are over! I can now walk easily from the residential area to the industrial area with a spring in my step and a weightless wallet! Thanks, Disneyland 2!
"I visit Disneyland 2 four times every day, and although my home is being foreclosed and my wife left me for a hotshot lawyer, I have hundreds of gazebos to choose from to sit and cry in as I contemplate what I did wrong with my life. 11/10, would be forced to visit again."
Ben Dover-2021
I approve this review and rate it 7/5 gazebos. Would read again.
244th, lol
344th loool
@@paramemetics7693 went +15 more in 17 hours.
@@brucebaker810 921st
I am so very happy living in Dysneyland 2.
The fresh air, the low cost of living, the ability to get to work by foot and having everything close to home, there really is no other place quite like it.
You a spiffco bot?
Username checks out
And now after living for a year, I have a dept of over 30k
@@jellypetertheeel6360 under*
@@Gleeebus over is right
For those who want to replicate and have trouble with power/waste/etc.:
You can keep a connection between the two areas. Just make the road to the industrial area longer than the park roads. That way people will still use the park and you won't have supply problems.
Once I reached ten million dollars, garbage trucks stopped spawning for both of my landfills. Any way to fix it, or is it a glitch?
@@nohulse I'm kind of a noob, so I really can't help you, sorry ^^
DISNEYLAND 2 IS AMAZING
Took 3 grandchildren to Disneyland 2 a13 year old and 2 16 year olds. We all had best holiday ever. The kids were perfect age to enjoy the whole experience. Went to Disneyland 30 years ago with our kids and loved it then.
Everything is beautiful and clean, great variety of food outlets and the entertainment is amazing, really is the happiest place on earth.
Cities Skylines its becoming the most realistic city simulator ever
@@thespiffingbrit when I went to Las Vegas lol.
@@thespiffingbrit the last time I visited Hell de Janeiro
@@thespiffingbrit when i was scamming myself to heaven
@@thespiffingbrit Isn't that what were doing, I'm lost with it, its called lockdown can you help me spiff
@@thespiffingbrit Yesterday
I’m a DisneyLand 2 citizen myself, I love the northern park. Great coffees at the café, although it costs a wallet every visit.
Thank u for working at our nearest location, I hope your bank accounts empty by the time you make it home.
I can watch this over and over 🤣
Whatever the crime at the gazeboes is about, it's nothing compared to the mayor's attitude
There's just something about this park that keeps me coming back, every single day! Truly one of the most wondeful places on earth!
"Get rid of all the dead bodies by turning the building off and on again"
A brand new sentence!
"Hello, Police. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"I've always loved Gazebos, so when I heard of Disneyland 2, I just had to move there, and I've never been happier!" - Hugh Mann
hugh man
"What's a Gazebo?" - Eric
16:02 the dead body can't pay taxes had me dying🤣🤣
By far the most fantastically humorous and informative video I've seen all day!
Everyone gangsta until that one pedestrian learned to just walk across the empty field for free.
I know your secret identity Bruce
he gets shot by the orbital cannon
Machine Learning is too op, plz nerf
that's communism!
If you were being watched from on high by a capricious god who could bulldoze your house for non-compliance, you'd walk through the gates, or you'd move... If you could find an exit.
"I walked through the gate and the money just appeared for me to pay."
9/10
Money printer go brrr
This place is amazing, 10/10 would go again. It is incredibly affordable and would definitely recommend for the whole family. Can't wait to go next year!
does this still work in the newest version of city skylines?
This man solved world hunger
"I love this Park!" -Totally not a SpiffCo© bot.
Spiffcoc
"When I was your age, I had to walk to school through a park and pay $400, and to go home, pay another $400."
@@Dragnulls 😳
@@Dragnulls wat?
Okay but nothing in this comment
changes the indisputable and
undeniable fact that religion is
false hope, and god isn't real, there
is no evidence that even suggests
the possibility of god existing, and
if you believe God is real then
you're just wrong, that's not even
up for debate, just accept the fact
that you're wrong. There's no
evidence. And if you even think for
a second that you're right, then you
are delusional, and that's that god
isn't real. iust accept it.
@@Dragnulls I'm an atheist myself but what did this comment have anything to do with religion?
Back in the day, when it was cheap
Just went to the park last September with my fam. Loved the gazebos. And the great coffee at the 3 cafe's we visited on the way to the trampoline park. 10/10. Would definitely recommend!
This is the most evil thing I've seen and I absolutely love it.
"Every good Disneyland needs a FEW dead bodies lying around."
Ever a man of truth Spiff.
@victor bruun no, if you Google it, you'll find NO-ONE HAS EVER DIED AT DISNEY. Never, not at all...
IT: Hello, IT?
Park Ranger: My park is full of dead bodies.
IT: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
@@portland573 And what makes you think Google is trustworthy ? of course its part of the scheme
Ants = Money... Note taken.
@@thespiffingbrit When there's 2 views and 57 comments because RUclips is perfectly balanced
What
Literally every video I watch
I’ve never seen you before and suddenly your on every video I watch
@@thespiffingbrit can you do a how do exploit games
Hi there! My name is randy, and I LOVED going to Disneyland 2. It was the most affordable experience I've ever experienced and it was very cheap!
This is amazing! Thank you! I'll go ahead and get this DLC. I couldn't justify having the DLC until now.
- Why Disneyland?
- So that Dosneyland can't sue us.
oh yeah, its big brain time
This is the best theme park ever! It is almost half of the actual city!
I'm one of the customers. Truly nice gazebos
smells like a spiffco bot
@@robertcox1655 don’t be silly! This is a 100% real review of the city by a human customer.
"I'm one of the customers" 😂
Thanks for making that clear.
this video really makes me laugh, you made my day bro, thanks!
This video made my day better. Thank you!
The developers seriously needs to introduce Intelligence to its AI “Citizen”
where people protest and revolt when something outrageous like this is implemented.
This is kind of bug abuse
like paradox would ever care about a game of theirs
@@breadbox3987 if paradox doesn't care no dev would ever care its just a matter of time
That's a solid idea! Yet I know that ambitious players will always find a way to bypass such AI so it would mostly come down to a predefined threschold composed of some factors that determines when the protests are activated.
If you have a more organic idea, let's talk, maybe we can make a mod for it.
@@adrianwolf7629 first time ever someone said "let's talk" to me on the internet.
"revolt mod"
if specialincome > normalIncome/3
(normalIncome is your income averaged of the disered timespan in the total build area
specialincome is a local anomaly
e.g. a park payes more then 90% of the usual city (build space))
return revolt
(revolt:
- could be cims on the streets (spawn destination for every Xth cim)
- or traffic jams (cars, trains etc.)
- or reduced tax income by the similar extend the anomaly happend
--> revolting because something unfair happens)
There should be only a few cases where one area could earn much more, then every other area beforehand.
Counterexample:
1. really rural area and a compressed IT skyline.
Still a revolt would make kind of sense (we want to participate).
2. Only high income area, like a nearly perfect late game city, starting segments deleted. The specialIncome wouldn't be recorgnized as a anomaly.
Detection would be a issue to detect spikes everytime. You can just cheese the game with rapidly increasing the tax and then adjusting it back again, repeat, profit.
That would be a anomaly that should be detected. unreasonableIncome exception
I'm a simple man. I see a notification for the Spiffing Brit and I brew a cup of tea. My Pavlovian response is not perfectly balanced.
You wait for the tea? My phone can travel to the kettle 😉
@@thespiffingbrit b Hey spiff when are u going to show other Fallout 4 exploits and what abput fallout 76.
money is never an issue in cities skylines so this exploit is pointless but funny
@@thespiffingbrit once I get to 1k I'll use the crazy community posts to surpass you in subs
@@Dragnulls are you commenting on every comment?
@@Dragnulls As much as I agree with you that people are stupid, you are annoying. You are accomplishing nothing but annoying others.
Oh my gosh, you made me laugh all the way ! You're a genius ! 😅🤣 Fred, Brighton.
This is the best video I have seen in a week I couldn't stop chuckling 😂
Meanwhile, politicians in Argentina: "Write that down, write that down!"
*Meanwhile in Kenya, “we need a loan for that. Let’s call China.“*
@@madebytheson6024 oh, you guys too, huh?
@@Arkay24 Yep. The son of the "founding father" who might I add sold out our freedom fighters to the British to become the 1st president. His son is good at taking loans and passing them on to the citizens. We r now in a 99-year debt. They are already trying to take our ports.
@@madebytheson6024 give them the ports but to reach the port they have to pass some *checkpointsss*
@@technicalanupal9203 I dont think that'll go well
I had the greatest experience in Disneyland 2’s park. I was robbed $40 at the cafe but my money magically reappeared as i ran through a toll gate to escape them
I laughed so hard, bless you mate!
This video was absolutely hilarious!
*Makes 10 gates. Asks 40$ to enter each gate*
Spiff:"I wonder why the crime is so high inside the park!" xD
"Mayor sponsored the crime." Wait until the twi--uh, chirpers started the taglines. Gonna be flames all over the socmed. Oh, all the articles...
Hey I'm A real citizen of Disneyland 2 and I love living here.
ever since I moved here I've been met with nothing but the nice parks,the fresh air but most of all crippling debt. 5stars
Ahhh, troll bot 1.11 strikes, glorious!
Pretty sure you meant debt... Although a "crippling dept." (department) sounds like a government institution for making people crippled and it is glorious xD
Yes I am a totally real citizen human person who foes human things and lives a human life in the very human town of Disneyland2, and I use my human emotions and really like it with my human emotions!!!!!
@@pyrokar1990 Nah it was a typo but it does sound glorious lol
@@wooka8864 awww dont edit it! Now my previous comment doesn't make sense! Haha
This reminds me of a more complicated rollercoaster tycoon, man I loved playing that game when I went to my uncles house
Jolly good stuff. Now I must try this myself.
I, a real human being, love Disneyland 2! It lets me perform [activity1] and even [activity2]!
I another real human prefer [activity]3 and [activity]5
Shut it Zuckerberg
@@holyaccord13 no
"Dead bodies can't pay taxes which means they're bad for business!"
*Business 101.*
Modern Healthcare system: "there's no evidence of that"
Yep
makes sense
Watched this 3 years later. Liked my experience in the park, so gave the video a "Like".
- Joking aside, I was watching guides on the game as I am a new player, so now I'm buying the parks and rec DLC to get "money printing" properties to unlock easy mode. Thanks for the idea!
My trip to DysneyLand2 with my family left me with crippling debt…. Never been happier! Great tea!!!
I'd say I was broke, but money keeps appearing in my pocket as I walk through this park. 5 stars.
I love disneyland2! The quantity of gazebos blows my mind! Also the cafe criminal actors are so good! He even made us lay on the ground! I love disneyland 2!!!
that is absolutely hilarious and glorious. i am laughing so hard
Amazing park! It's definitely worth a visit😁👍10/10
“Dead bodies can’t pay taxes.” Spiff 2021
he should be in politics!
I mean they voted in 2020 so
@@johnlowden5895 It's funny how people can vote Republican their entire life but then become Democrat voters after they're dead 🤣
To true to true
r/technicallythetruth
"Sir, we have a dead body at the main attraction!!"
"Have you tried to turn it off and on again?"
@@Dragnulls you are loved
@@Dragnulls I want to play a game...
@@Dragnulls do bots like tea? 🍵
Welcome to the Microsoft enbalming course!
Thank you, good sir! I am using this strategy to power all my new Cities and I absolutely love it! Trollheim, Trolldal, Trollvik, Trollfjell and finally the perfection with Trollelv (Troll River) earning $350,000. Every city based on the Troll Toll concept.
If Trollelv evolves into a worthy city, a statue will be raised in your honor. Or some other suiting homage.
Gotta pay the troll toll, to get to that boys soul 🤣🤣 best musical line from kts always sunny hahah
"What's it going to be called? 'Elizabeth Gardens'? No, no, no..."
You have disappointed the Queen.
@@Dragnulls wrong, there is a god, and its tea
@@Dragnulls what are you talking about? Nothing in this comment says anything about religion.
@@Dragnulls Dude he didn't even mention religion. Are you feeling okay? Maybe you should go see a doctor. Virtually, of course.
@@astralprophecy2419 its probably a spambot, that account dropped that message at a few spots
Well the alternative was "Victoria's bush" but Spiff has more class than that.
When you think about it, it's exactly what the game company is doing: charge a small amount for the core game, but every expansion will be $20. Sell a cheap razor, then sell expensive cartridges.
But the base game is great for the price, there are free updates and modding.
Then there are games with skins and dlc for fullprice for 3 missions.
@@simeonb.3612 True but the dlc prices are pretty ridiculous
I only bought the base game, slapped some dll's in the game directory and now you got em all for fre :)
@@DJTimeLock link?
You don’t need dlcs in city skylines the base game is worth your money
i for one loved going to Disneyland2 parks it was amazing the gazebos are great . 10 star review
10/10 park, I love it! Would come again!!!
"It doesnt make sense, we would be operating at a loss if not for this one park here in the middle". Sir Spiff, you are describing the state of Florida.
Orlando in a nutshell.
I dunno, those sun pass charges aren’t terribly cheap
Busch Gardens, Universal Studios, Disney World, the beaches. Florida's income is like 90% tourism.
I loved Florida. So far my favorite state and I'm from California.
The only problem I had was finding a decent job to make more then what I was shelling out.
@@TimmuDammu Well California is an acronym for Come And Live In Florida, so you made the right choice. Though I'm pretty sure trying to live in california is 10 times more expensive than trying to live in florida. (Unless of course you moved to orlando or miami or something like that.)
Disneyland 2 - Electric Boogaloo
I am offensive and i find this religious
@@Dragnulls wow you are everywhere
@@willemlubberman7050 cuz they are a bot
have no idea why. but this video hits me hard. needed this hahaha
At 13:20 i had my thump ready to skip the ad until i realized
In Disney HQ right now: "Build a 1m wide Disneyland around EVERY SINGLE town!"
"But Sir...."
"RIGHT NAO!!!"
Spiff is the definition of "Improvise. Adapt. B r e a k t h e g a m e"
I've used this glitch on all of my cities ever since watching this. I typically don't have multiple gates for citizens to walk through, but I do have residential on one side, park, gate, a line of isolated mass transit (usually monorail) running through the park and linking in it's own cemetery, police, fire, and trash collection, more gates, and then commercial and industrial on the other side. It really helps with the scenarios too! Thanks Spiffing Brit!
Hey man I'm just wondering are you on the pc version? I'm on ps4 and I'm not sure if it's because I'm missing a dlc or something but I can't get this to work, I just don't have access to making a straight up park zone. Just a leisure and tourist zone.
@@bon4230 I’m on PS4, but I have the Parklife DLC; it’s what you need to make this work.
My visit to the park was the best day I ever had, the cafe is a particular highlight serving only the best Yorkshire tea. I go to the park several times a day.
Between being mugged 32 times, going into financial ruin, sleeping near a mountain of corpses and pondering my broken reality at the famous crime gazebos of Disneyland 2, I found my time wonderful! 10/10 would recommend Disneyland 2.
"I've been to the DisneyLand2 parks and I must say, the entertainment was outstanding! I also love visiting the cafes and spending my time in the gazebos."
* Remember, SpiffCo® bots do not exist. You can trust me, a fellow real human being, to inform you of the truth.
Prove it...
█ i'm not a robot
100/10
Really amazing city, lived there for 6 years with my family, combined we spent only 1000000 per person per year on transit
I'm so glad I moved to DisneyLand2 it truly is a wonderful place to call home.
I used to spend hours sitting in traffic during my commute to work, but since I moved to DisneyLand2 getting to work is a walk in the park.
"Dead bodies can't pay taxes"
- Our Majestic, Tea Drinking, Overlord
But they can vote
Everyone should live in the glorious disneyland 2, that has no problems what-so-ever!
(oh god spiff has my family please help oh god.)
one of my kidneys got stolen, great time that was.
@@halftwins dont worry spiff turned it on and off so you are now fine
You absolute monster.
Great video mate.
lol the side gate maze was amazing
5 stars
"Disneyland 2 is an excellent city thay you should visit. It has the world's best park and no taxes"
-Disneyland 2 resident
"if they wanna get anywhere in life there gonna have to walk though a lot of gates, and those gates aren't cheep" wiser words were never spoken spiff
Every time I go thru a Bill Gate, I have to click an agreement. I have no money left and...things are...who are you? It's just a tiny piece...per take they..gate. Who are you?
@@brucebaker810 Bill gate haha kind of iconic that worlds richest man is bill gates
Love it... Absolutely brilliant!!! Hahaha
"I got mugged"
"where?"
"at the gazebo"
"which gazebo?"
lol
Spiff: "What's it going to be called? 'Elizabeth Gardens'? No, no, no..."
Game: "You mean yes, yes, yes..."
"I'm just going to take a leisurely stroll on the grass" said no pedestrian ever. XD
Just visited Disneyland 2. The family and I had a wonderful time. The line for the 1 coffee shop we found was crazy long though. We loved how there was enough gazebos for everyone to use. Definitely will be visiting again. We almost couldn't leave. 9/10