A 'Professional' City Planner Build the Most Profitable City Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 3 года назад +11534

    profit in this game has different meaning for different people. I myself profit on misery

    • @DrErikNefarious
      @DrErikNefarious 3 года назад +488

      Hey, it's that Country Roads guy!

    • @countingwithjerold
      @countingwithjerold 3 года назад +98

      The best kind of profit

    • @ilkeruluseri8493
      @ilkeruluseri8493 3 года назад +199

      I would argue forcing people to pay 800 dollars daily to get to school is profiting on misery

    • @cyruz1265
      @cyruz1265 3 года назад +22

      I would be rich then...

    • @FolkoMagipaw
      @FolkoMagipaw 3 года назад +50

      And God forbid you find someone named Grace.

  • @FilmsNerf2
    @FilmsNerf2 3 года назад +11393

    Imagine paying 300 dollars just to rob a cafe then paying another 300 to go back home.

    • @takairyuu2993
      @takairyuu2993 3 года назад +695

      why do you think they are robbing the cafe

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 года назад +501

      The robbery at the cafe, IS the cafe.

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 3 года назад +24

      it's no wonder the robbers end up murdering people.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- 3 года назад +6

      The cafe is in the middle of the park. At $20 a gate, they wouldn't have to pay $300 to get there, idiot.

    • @stefanwacker578
      @stefanwacker578 3 года назад +315

      I guess halfway through the park they ran out of money so they have no choice. They gotta make it to work or else how can they afford going back home?

  • @KingNektus
    @KingNektus Год назад +3485

    “I’m going to school, mom!”
    “Alright, here’s $3 for lunch and $800 for the toll.”

    • @TheAkKalesh
      @TheAkKalesh Год назад +41

      Underrated comment.

    • @APT4Tech
      @APT4Tech Год назад +24

      Perfectly balanced.

    • @rave4350
      @rave4350 Год назад +5

      @@olivertong1448 second city of the video

    • @nokia-gm8gv
      @nokia-gm8gv Год назад

      fine

    • @kirill9064
      @kirill9064 8 месяцев назад +1

      3:19
      Someone died.

  • @rhiannonmoss1023
    @rhiannonmoss1023 2 года назад +941

    Finally a city planner who prioritizes pedestrians over car traffic

  • @cwilmot
    @cwilmot 3 года назад +6860

    You've essentially build a battery. The residential area is called the anode, the industrial area the cathode, the park is an electrolyte and money is electricity.

    • @Eclipse-nim
      @Eclipse-nim 3 года назад +346

      Huh, that's... accurate

    • @theglobalwarming6081
      @theglobalwarming6081 3 года назад +399

      And the people are the electrons

    • @ripscuegaming7313
      @ripscuegaming7313 3 года назад +80

      I was just about to write that comment, I thought it looked like a capacitor at first.

    • @thijssijtsma2213
      @thijssijtsma2213 2 года назад +50

      And his bank account of coarse a component, e.g. a lamp or alarm or whatever. Since conservation of energy will state that this energy (money) has to be converted into another kind of energy. Well, doesn't have to be another kind, just as much energy as comes into the component.

    • @thijssijtsma2213
      @thijssijtsma2213 2 года назад +4

      @@cwilmot alr thx! Fyi I don't know much about the depths of 'electro physics' I just know theoretical parts so this sounds like fun

  • @zedgameshd5844
    @zedgameshd5844 3 года назад +4652

    10/10, would definitely return to Disneyland2.
    P.S. : the dead bodies at Gazebo’s #17, #22 and #39 were very nice additions👍🏼

    • @lilylin2010
      @lilylin2010 2 года назад +18

      ikr

    • @mllrdnl
      @mllrdnl 2 года назад +130

      Got stabbed half way through. 10/10 service.

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 года назад +34

      I agree with this comment. Also I liked the people robbing the cafe at the entrance!

    • @CapyDoe
      @CapyDoe 2 года назад +10

      This like a Aliexpress review

    • @BHawk420
      @BHawk420 2 года назад +6

      they were great listeners.

  • @MrStealYoBeef
    @MrStealYoBeef 3 года назад +3845

    "Dead bodies can't pay taxes, so they're bad for business"
    Ah yes, that's why murder is illegal...

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 3 года назад +99

      Do you know what the price for meat is these days? Good for business. Also can I interest you in this 100% leather tea cozy?

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 3 года назад +42

      Well, you coud sell em , just sayin. Organs and fertilizer are not cheap.

    • @Sir.Craze-
      @Sir.Craze- 3 года назад +18

      Isn't it... Though? Like... In The end?
      I mean. Sure it's wrong but like... We have prisons and shit xD that make money, for some reason...
      **Cough**
      I'm over thinking this
      🎩👌

    • @kilroylitchking5473
      @kilroylitchking5473 3 года назад +9

      @@Cpt.Str4ng3 up next spiff turns city skylines into a perfectly balanced game of Rimworld

    • @derekskelton4187
      @derekskelton4187 3 года назад +18

      @@Sir.Craze- YOu come right up to reason private prisons exist, most of whom commit ludicrus human rights violations including slavery, but are still a huge part of the American economy

  • @Dinoboy676
    @Dinoboy676 2 года назад +218

    Disneyland 2 changed me as a person, it was inspiring and was definitely fun and not horribly expensive and I am not being held at gunpoint :D
    11/10

    • @Utubehandle2
      @Utubehandle2 2 года назад +5

      Me neither! I loved it so much! :)

    • @cheese.CR7
      @cheese.CR7 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, it was so cheap and the aroma of dead- sorry, I mean cake made it so enjoyable! I'm definitely not in a dungeon being threatened with death and nuclear bombs.

  • @somethingusername2538
    @somethingusername2538 3 года назад +795

    I am so very happy living in Dysneyland 2.
    The fresh air, the low cost of living, the ability to get to work by foot and having everything close to home, there really is no other place quite like it.

    • @robertcox1655
      @robertcox1655 3 года назад +14

      You a spiffco bot?

    • @CDDguy
      @CDDguy 2 года назад +2

      Username checks out

    • @jellypetertheeel6360
      @jellypetertheeel6360 2 года назад +2

      And now after living for a year, I have a dept of over 30k

    • @Gleeebus
      @Gleeebus 2 года назад

      @@jellypetertheeel6360 under*

    • @nehankaranch2149
      @nehankaranch2149 2 года назад

      @@Gleeebus over is right

  • @timma_thy
    @timma_thy 3 года назад +3679

    "$800 a day just to go to school."
    Big deal, I went to college too...

    • @maxreilly765
      @maxreilly765 3 года назад +21

      💀

    • @cornlips7247
      @cornlips7247 3 года назад +25

      Best comment.

    • @TnD_BigJax
      @TnD_BigJax 3 года назад +7

      You win

    • @chance20m
      @chance20m 3 года назад +93

      The average cost of college in the US is about ~$227 a day, assuming 180 school days. The most expensive universities are roughly $355 per day. So while $800 is a joke now, in a decade or two it'll probably be spot on.

    • @Max_G4
      @Max_G4 3 года назад +89

      @@chance20m Holy sh** what is wrong with America?

  • @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines
    @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines 3 года назад +5488

    This is one of my fave things to do in Cities Skylines! Monetizing walking 🤣

    • @mefe8224
      @mefe8224 3 года назад +144

      @@thespiffingbrit I hope tea drinkers get a %50 discount

    • @yesterdaysrose5446
      @yesterdaysrose5446 3 года назад +61

      I was about to say this isn't just mere Biffaing. This is *advanced* Biffaing.

    • @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines
      @BiffaPlaysCitiesSkylines 3 года назад +157

      @@thespiffingbrit I'm with you 110% 👍

    • @yootooooooob
      @yootooooooob 3 года назад +19

      Quick Sippa Tea

    • @guy_autordie
      @guy_autordie 3 года назад +9

      Oh, you're here biffa. I'm so surprised :p

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier 2 года назад +51

    Loved my visit to the park, very enjoyable. Muggers were polite and patient, and they kept their guns very clean. The food was quite good, the tea blisteringly hot, and only cost half of my child's college fund.

  • @tiemenscholten3755
    @tiemenscholten3755 3 года назад +676

    I’m a DisneyLand 2 citizen myself, I love the northern park. Great coffees at the café, although it costs a wallet every visit.

    • @kennethporst1738
      @kennethporst1738 2 года назад +17

      Thank u for working at our nearest location, I hope your bank accounts empty by the time you make it home.

  • @LeinhartUK
    @LeinhartUK 3 года назад +790

    Imagine a child getting lost in this park, the profit would be GLORIOUS

    • @Gamingmaster-jv9zj
      @Gamingmaster-jv9zj 3 года назад +16

      Quick! Make new laws separating Children and parents! *a few moments later* PROFIT

    • @-thanawat-8296
      @-thanawat-8296 3 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @CHEFPKR
    @CHEFPKR 3 года назад +2893

    So, you've basically created micro transactions...

    • @wisppandemonium8106
      @wisppandemonium8106 3 года назад +85

      @@thespiffingbrit And they're somehow still on the cheap side for micro-transactions.

    • @fatchicken225
      @fatchicken225 3 года назад +37

      Don't give EA any more ideas

    • @gweltazlemartret6760
      @gweltazlemartret6760 3 года назад +25

      @@fatchicken225 Next Fifa : "You'll have to pay a DLC to actually view characters animated onscreen ; another to have them coloured ; yet another for the ball to be displayed ; then another to actually unlock the Alt+F4 special key"

    • @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
      @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 3 года назад +5

      @@gweltazlemartret6760 You have to pay every time you start up a game. Every minute. Every DLC multiplies it by 10.

    • @mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224
      @mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 3 года назад +2

      @@thespiffingbrit You have become the evil you sought to destroy D:

  • @Champ-bUrg3r
    @Champ-bUrg3r 2 года назад +618

    “Hundreds of children are being held at gun point” That’s fine.
    -The Spiffing Brit

  • @sunderzilla
    @sunderzilla 3 года назад +470

    "Get rid of all the dead bodies by turning the building off and on again"
    A brand new sentence!

    • @wireshock4633
      @wireshock4633 3 года назад +31

      "Hello, Police. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 3 года назад +1333

    "I visit Disneyland 2 four times every day, and although my home is being foreclosed and my wife left me for a hotshot lawyer, I have hundreds of gazebos to choose from to sit and cry in as I contemplate what I did wrong with my life. 11/10, would be forced to visit again."
    Ben Dover-2021

  • @Matt-ro4qe
    @Matt-ro4qe 3 года назад +179

    "I've always loved Gazebos, so when I heard of Disneyland 2, I just had to move there, and I've never been happier!" - Hugh Mann

    • @dokomni
      @dokomni 3 года назад

      hugh man

    • @h3lblad3
      @h3lblad3 3 года назад +1

      "What's a Gazebo?" - Eric

  • @StreagleEagle
    @StreagleEagle 2 года назад +67

    10/10. The park is amazing with gazebos, and everything you want! Its super cheap too, its not something like 600 pounds to get to the other side, which would be crazy. The DisneyLand2 is the best city with no taxes!

  • @kektalks
    @kektalks 3 года назад +1225

    This is the best theme park ever! It is almost half of the actual city!
    I'm one of the customers. Truly nice gazebos

    • @robertcox1655
      @robertcox1655 3 года назад +22

      smells like a spiffco bot

    • @toebrother
      @toebrother 2 года назад +13

      @@robertcox1655 don’t be silly! This is a 100% real review of the city by a human customer.

    • @georges9760
      @georges9760 Год назад +1

      "I'm one of the customers" 😂
      Thanks for making that clear.

  • @shawn4997
    @shawn4997 3 года назад +347

    I love disneyland2! The quantity of gazebos blows my mind! Also the cafe criminal actors are so good! He even made us lay on the ground! I love disneyland 2!!!

  • @mobshu0681
    @mobshu0681 3 года назад +612

    Cities Skylines its becoming the most realistic city simulator ever

    • @SilasWasHere
      @SilasWasHere 3 года назад +79

      @@thespiffingbrit when I went to Las Vegas lol.

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 3 года назад +15

      @@thespiffingbrit the last time I visited Hell de Janeiro

    • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
      @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 3 года назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit when i was scamming myself to heaven

    • @mobshu0681
      @mobshu0681 3 года назад +2

      @@thespiffingbrit Yesterday

    • @jyotsnasrivastava6373
      @jyotsnasrivastava6373 3 года назад

      @@thespiffingbrit Hey spiff when are u going to show other Fallout 4 exploits and what abput fallout 76.
      money is never an issue in cities skylines so this exploit is pointless but funny

  • @timestriker183
    @timestriker183 2 года назад +155

    11/10
    I absolutely loved the park, the tea made this experience worth the very small entrance fee and the bodies provided an amazing aroma! (Please let my family go)

    • @sparrowEP
      @sparrowEP Год назад

      your family is one of the bodies

  • @wooka8864
    @wooka8864 3 года назад +75

    Hey I'm A real citizen of Disneyland 2 and I love living here.
    ever since I moved here I've been met with nothing but the nice parks,the fresh air but most of all crippling debt. 5stars

    • @Dazaster-lq3vh
      @Dazaster-lq3vh 3 года назад +6

      Ahhh, troll bot 1.11 strikes, glorious!

    • @pyrokar1990
      @pyrokar1990 3 года назад +4

      Pretty sure you meant debt... Although a "crippling dept." (department) sounds like a government institution for making people crippled and it is glorious xD

    • @fisherwoelke5435
      @fisherwoelke5435 3 года назад +2

      Yes I am a totally real citizen human person who foes human things and lives a human life in the very human town of Disneyland2, and I use my human emotions and really like it with my human emotions!!!!!

    • @wooka8864
      @wooka8864 3 года назад +1

      @@pyrokar1990 Nah it was a typo but it does sound glorious lol

    • @pyrokar1990
      @pyrokar1990 3 года назад

      @@wooka8864 awww dont edit it! Now my previous comment doesn't make sense! Haha

  • @shantilus
    @shantilus 3 года назад +294

    I'd say I was broke, but money keeps appearing in my pocket as I walk through this park. 5 stars.

  • @mrgod5139
    @mrgod5139 3 года назад +3456

    The developers seriously needs to introduce Intelligence to its AI “Citizen”
    where people protest and revolt when something outrageous like this is implemented.

    • @simeonb.3612
      @simeonb.3612 3 года назад +174

      This is kind of bug abuse

    • @breadbox3987
      @breadbox3987 3 года назад +239

      like paradox would ever care about a game of theirs

    • @mrgod5139
      @mrgod5139 3 года назад +62

      @@breadbox3987 if paradox doesn't care no dev would ever care its just a matter of time

    • @adrianwolf7629
      @adrianwolf7629 3 года назад +125

      That's a solid idea! Yet I know that ambitious players will always find a way to bypass such AI so it would mostly come down to a predefined threschold composed of some factors that determines when the protests are activated.
      If you have a more organic idea, let's talk, maybe we can make a mod for it.

    • @simeonb.3612
      @simeonb.3612 3 года назад +10

      ​@@adrianwolf7629 first time ever someone said "let's talk" to me on the internet.
      "revolt mod"
      if specialincome > normalIncome/3
      (normalIncome is your income averaged of the disered timespan in the total build area
      specialincome is a local anomaly
      e.g. a park payes more then 90% of the usual city (build space))
      return revolt
      (revolt:
      - could be cims on the streets (spawn destination for every Xth cim)
      - or traffic jams (cars, trains etc.)
      - or reduced tax income by the similar extend the anomaly happend
      --> revolting because something unfair happens)
      There should be only a few cases where one area could earn much more, then every other area beforehand.
      Counterexample:
      1. really rural area and a compressed IT skyline.
      Still a revolt would make kind of sense (we want to participate).
      2. Only high income area, like a nearly perfect late game city, starting segments deleted. The specialIncome wouldn't be recorgnized as a anomaly.
      Detection would be a issue to detect spikes everytime. You can just cheese the game with rapidly increasing the tax and then adjusting it back again, repeat, profit.
      That would be a anomaly that should be detected. unreasonableIncome exception

  • @Not.Kolari
    @Not.Kolari 2 года назад +49

    Disneyland2 was the best city I visited. The low tax, amazing job offers and affordable fees are the bomb. 10/10 would live there until my demise.

  • @domitacus
    @domitacus 3 года назад +320

    "I walked through the gate and the money just appeared for me to pay."
    9/10

    • @La_sagne
      @La_sagne 3 года назад +3

      Money printer go brrr

  • @AlxTwnr
    @AlxTwnr 3 года назад +85

    I had the greatest experience in Disneyland 2’s park. I was robbed $40 at the cafe but my money magically reappeared as i ran through a toll gate to escape them

  • @wheelcha1rman2
    @wheelcha1rman2 3 года назад +384

    "Every good Disneyland needs a FEW dead bodies lying around."
    Ever a man of truth Spiff.

    • @portland573
      @portland573 3 года назад

      @victor bruun no, if you Google it, you'll find NO-ONE HAS EVER DIED AT DISNEY. Never, not at all...

    • @davidparsons97
      @davidparsons97 3 года назад +1

      IT: Hello, IT?
      Park Ranger: My park is full of dead bodies.
      IT: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 3 года назад +1

      @@portland573 And what makes you think Google is trustworthy ? of course its part of the scheme

  • @Smurez
    @Smurez 2 года назад +14

    For those who want to replicate and have trouble with power/waste/etc.:
    You can keep a connection between the two areas. Just make the road to the industrial area longer than the park roads. That way people will still use the park and you won't have supply problems.

    • @nohulse
      @nohulse 2 года назад

      Once I reached ten million dollars, garbage trucks stopped spawning for both of my landfills. Any way to fix it, or is it a glitch?

    • @Smurez
      @Smurez 2 года назад

      @@nohulse I'm kind of a noob, so I really can't help you, sorry ^^

  • @CustomName
    @CustomName 3 года назад +1387

    Ants = Money... Note taken.

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 года назад +28

      @@thespiffingbrit When there's 2 views and 57 comments because RUclips is perfectly balanced

    • @potatodog7910
      @potatodog7910 3 года назад +2

      What

    • @potatodog7910
      @potatodog7910 3 года назад +3

      Literally every video I watch

    • @potatodog7910
      @potatodog7910 3 года назад +5

      I’ve never seen you before and suddenly your on every video I watch

    • @mickjames8330
      @mickjames8330 3 года назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit can you do a how do exploit games

  • @BSinator
    @BSinator 3 года назад +268

    "When I was your age, I had to walk to school through a park and pay $400, and to go home, pay another $400."

    • @julielove4evr
      @julielove4evr 3 года назад +8

      @@Dragnulls 😳

    • @DepressedSkorpion
      @DepressedSkorpion 3 года назад +5

      @@Dragnulls wat?

    • @luizquevedo6580
      @luizquevedo6580 3 года назад +2

      Okay but nothing in this comment
      changes the indisputable and
      undeniable fact that religion is
      false hope, and god isn't real, there
      is no evidence that even suggests
      the possibility of god existing, and
      if you believe God is real then
      you're just wrong, that's not even
      up for debate, just accept the fact
      that you're wrong. There's no
      evidence. And if you even think for
      a second that you're right, then you
      are delusional, and that's that god
      isn't real. iust accept it.

    • @manny6939
      @manny6939 3 года назад +13

      @@Dragnulls I'm an atheist myself but what did this comment have anything to do with religion?

    • @normaltraveler5975
      @normaltraveler5975 3 года назад +1

      Back in the day, when it was cheap

  • @brucewayne1777
    @brucewayne1777 3 года назад +385

    Everyone gangsta until that one pedestrian learned to just walk across the empty field for free.

    • @DeadBunny7878
      @DeadBunny7878 3 года назад +16

      I know your secret identity Bruce

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 3 года назад +37

      he gets shot by the orbital cannon

    • @ReiDaTecnologia
      @ReiDaTecnologia 3 года назад +5

      Machine Learning is too op, plz nerf

    • @aptsag3390
      @aptsag3390 3 года назад +2

      that's communism!

    • @CaptainNuge
      @CaptainNuge 3 года назад +8

      If you were being watched from on high by a capricious god who could bulldoze your house for non-compliance, you'd walk through the gates, or you'd move... If you could find an exit.

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja 2 года назад +29

    I love the simplicity of it half of the exploits in these games is literally just playing it like it's a different game

  • @Dagenx
    @Dagenx 3 года назад +253

    "I love this Park!" -Totally not a SpiffCo© bot.

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 3 года назад +144

    I, a real human being, love Disneyland 2! It lets me perform [activity1] and even [activity2]!

  • @calsavestheworld
    @calsavestheworld 3 года назад +852

    When you think about it, it's exactly what the game company is doing: charge a small amount for the core game, but every expansion will be $20. Sell a cheap razor, then sell expensive cartridges.

    • @simeonb.3612
      @simeonb.3612 3 года назад +75

      But the base game is great for the price, there are free updates and modding.
      Then there are games with skins and dlc for fullprice for 3 missions.

    • @lossnt557
      @lossnt557 3 года назад +35

      @@simeonb.3612 True but the dlc prices are pretty ridiculous

    • @DJTimeLock
      @DJTimeLock 3 года назад +13

      I only bought the base game, slapped some dll's in the game directory and now you got em all for fre :)

    • @battmarn
      @battmarn 2 года назад +2

      @@DJTimeLock link?

    • @ballooncoast848
      @ballooncoast848 2 года назад +14

      You don’t need dlcs in city skylines the base game is worth your money

  • @VitalHonet98
    @VitalHonet98 3 года назад +61

    Wow! Disneyland 2 Park was so great! The mugging felt real!

  • @Arkay24
    @Arkay24 3 года назад +863

    Meanwhile, politicians in Argentina: "Write that down, write that down!"

    • @Arkay24
      @Arkay24 3 года назад +11

      @M a d e B y T h e S o n oh, you guys too, huh?

    • @chees720
      @chees720 3 года назад

      lmfao im dead 😂😂

    • @James-ip8xs
      @James-ip8xs 3 года назад

      @M a d e B y T h e S o n as in 'freedom fighters', are you referencing the Mau Mau who killed women and children?

    • @rohancooray194
      @rohancooray194 3 года назад +1

      @@James-ip8xs Name a rebellion that hasn't.

    • @royjaber571
      @royjaber571 2 года назад

      @M a d e B y T h e S o n ah yes like Lebanon 😆 FML

  • @bigheadbearman
    @bigheadbearman 3 года назад +244

    I'm a simple man. I see a notification for the Spiffing Brit and I brew a cup of tea. My Pavlovian response is not perfectly balanced.

    • @WookieJebus
      @WookieJebus 3 года назад +1

      You wait for the tea? My phone can travel to the kettle 😉

    • @jyotsnasrivastava6373
      @jyotsnasrivastava6373 3 года назад

      @@thespiffingbrit b Hey spiff when are u going to show other Fallout 4 exploits and what abput fallout 76.
      money is never an issue in cities skylines so this exploit is pointless but funny

    • @ProjektTaku
      @ProjektTaku 3 года назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit once I get to 1k I'll use the crazy community posts to surpass you in subs

    • @willemlubberman7050
      @willemlubberman7050 3 года назад +2

      @@Dragnulls are you commenting on every comment?

    • @energyipad5566
      @energyipad5566 3 года назад +3

      @@Dragnulls As much as I agree with you that people are stupid, you are annoying. You are accomplishing nothing but annoying others.

  • @andzagorulko
    @andzagorulko 3 года назад +224

    - Why Disneyland?
    - So that Dosneyland can't sue us.

  • @maxroper5485
    @maxroper5485 2 года назад +7

    DISNEYLAND 2 IS AMAZING
    Took 3 grandchildren to Disneyland 2 a13 year old and 2 16 year olds. We all had best holiday ever. The kids were perfect age to enjoy the whole experience. Went to Disneyland 30 years ago with our kids and loved it then.
    Everything is beautiful and clean, great variety of food outlets and the entertainment is amazing, really is the happiest place on earth.

  • @KM-fl5jq
    @KM-fl5jq 3 года назад +241

    *Makes 10 gates. Asks 40$ to enter each gate*
    Spiff:"I wonder why the crime is so high inside the park!" xD

    • @ITBEurgava
      @ITBEurgava 3 года назад +2

      "Mayor sponsored the crime." Wait until the twi--uh, chirpers started the taglines. Gonna be flames all over the socmed. Oh, all the articles...

  • @TannerSwizel
    @TannerSwizel 3 года назад +17

    Back in Novemeber I took the whole family on a week long vacation to Disneyland 2. This park is by far the best park ever created in the universe! There's always a gazebo available for the family to hangout and eat, and the kids absolutely love all of the climbing grounds, and the trampoline park too! Honetly, I'm thinking of moving my family closer just so we can visit the park more often. Housing is super close and I think there are some great schools for the kids just on the other side of the park! What a great and wonderful place!!!

  • @Vrangelrip
    @Vrangelrip 3 года назад +92

    5 stars
    "Disneyland 2 is an excellent city thay you should visit. It has the world's best park and no taxes"
    -Disneyland 2 resident

  • @sqeery4297
    @sqeery4297 2 года назад +4

    There's just something about this park that keeps me coming back, every single day! Truly one of the most wondeful places on earth!

  • @uberfuzzy
    @uberfuzzy 3 года назад +177

    "It doesnt make sense, we would be operating at a loss if not for this one park here in the middle". Sir Spiff, you are describing the state of Florida.

    • @GenericUrbanism
      @GenericUrbanism 3 года назад +11

      Orlando in a nutshell.

    • @kaijorgensen6940
      @kaijorgensen6940 3 года назад +1

      I dunno, those sun pass charges aren’t terribly cheap

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 3 года назад +4

      Busch Gardens, Universal Studios, Disney World, the beaches. Florida's income is like 90% tourism.

    • @TimmuDammu
      @TimmuDammu 3 года назад

      I loved Florida. So far my favorite state and I'm from California.
      The only problem I had was finding a decent job to make more then what I was shelling out.

    • @NightmareBlade10
      @NightmareBlade10 3 года назад

      @@TimmuDammu Well California is an acronym for Come And Live In Florida, so you made the right choice. Though I'm pretty sure trying to live in california is 10 times more expensive than trying to live in florida. (Unless of course you moved to orlando or miami or something like that.)

  • @dnd161991
    @dnd161991 3 года назад +18

    Between being mugged 32 times, going into financial ruin, sleeping near a mountain of corpses and pondering my broken reality at the famous crime gazebos of Disneyland 2, I found my time wonderful! 10/10 would recommend Disneyland 2.

  • @jamesgravil9162
    @jamesgravil9162 3 года назад +209

    "Dead bodies can't pay taxes which means they're bad for business!"
    *Business 101.*

  • @edwardglass9602
    @edwardglass9602 2 года назад +13

    Before I moved here, I would always have a problem with my wallet weighing me down with money. I would always feel slightly inconvenienced by the weight of the bills reducing the aerodynamic shape of my pants. But now, thanks to Disneyland 2, all my problems are over! I can now walk easily from the residential area to the industrial area with a spring in my step and a weightless wallet! Thanks, Disneyland 2!

  • @lehighspy9553
    @lehighspy9553 3 года назад +110

    "if they wanna get anywhere in life there gonna have to walk though a lot of gates, and those gates aren't cheep" wiser words were never spoken spiff

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 3 года назад +3

      Every time I go thru a Bill Gate, I have to click an agreement. I have no money left and...things are...who are you? It's just a tiny piece...per take they..gate. Who are you?

    • @oliverenes539
      @oliverenes539 3 года назад +1

      @@brucebaker810 Bill gate haha kind of iconic that worlds richest man is bill gates

  • @dakotaowens747
    @dakotaowens747 3 года назад +412

    “Dead bodies can’t pay taxes.” Spiff 2021

    • @Wtfukker
      @Wtfukker 3 года назад +10

      he should be in politics!

    • @johnlowden5895
      @johnlowden5895 3 года назад +4

      I mean they voted in 2020 so

    • @VenomousSpyro
      @VenomousSpyro 3 года назад +7

      @@johnlowden5895 It's funny how people can vote Republican their entire life but then become Democrat voters after they're dead 🤣

    • @johnlowden5895
      @johnlowden5895 3 года назад

      To true to true

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins 3 года назад

      r/technicallythetruth

  • @NimbleBard48
    @NimbleBard48 3 года назад +178

    In Disney HQ right now: "Build a 1m wide Disneyland around EVERY SINGLE town!"
    "But Sir...."
    "RIGHT NAO!!!"

  • @elliottdavid7405
    @elliottdavid7405 Год назад +2

    I absolutely love it in Disney Land 2. Only my second week here and I have not payed a single tax dollar! And the park is beautiful, with the affordable 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99$ entry fee, I have a nature walk to and from the factorie- *cough* work.

  • @commissardave4080
    @commissardave4080 3 года назад +76

    Everyone should live in the glorious disneyland 2, that has no problems what-so-ever!
    (oh god spiff has my family please help oh god.)

    • @jackalottadigawff7560
      @jackalottadigawff7560 3 года назад +4

      one of my kidneys got stolen, great time that was.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад

      @@halftwins dont worry spiff turned it on and off so you are now fine

  • @Sock66
    @Sock66 3 года назад +152

    Disneyland 2 - Electric Boogaloo

    • @Zynderr
      @Zynderr 3 года назад +2

      I am offensive and i find this religious

    • @willemlubberman7050
      @willemlubberman7050 3 года назад

      @@Dragnulls wow you are everywhere

    • @xiphos5740
      @xiphos5740 3 года назад +1

      @@willemlubberman7050 cuz they are a bot

  • @luckycobble935
    @luckycobble935 3 года назад +51

    Wow, I love Disneyland 2, best experience of my life

    • @leonkootstra6301
      @leonkootstra6301 3 года назад +1

      @@Dragnulls you're wrong, tea is REAL!
      i met a cup of tea for lunch today and the experience was delicious! hail tea!

    • @Dazaster-lq3vh
      @Dazaster-lq3vh 3 года назад

      @@Dragnulls 42, end of

  • @ravenvega1370
    @ravenvega1370 Год назад +1

    My trip to DysneyLand2 with my family left me with crippling debt…. Never been happier! Great tea!!!

  • @brandonburton7989
    @brandonburton7989 3 года назад +105

    Looks like an opportunity to add a loop! Just for those who really enjoy the park.

  • @brekiel_scripts
    @brekiel_scripts 3 года назад +169

    "What's it going to be called? 'Elizabeth Gardens'? No, no, no..."
    You have disappointed the Queen.

    • @astolru834
      @astolru834 3 года назад +16

      @@Dragnulls wrong, there is a god, and its tea

    • @rossdirkse5267
      @rossdirkse5267 3 года назад +5

      @@Dragnulls what are you talking about? Nothing in this comment says anything about religion.

    • @astralprophecy2419
      @astralprophecy2419 3 года назад +5

      @@Dragnulls Dude he didn't even mention religion. Are you feeling okay? Maybe you should go see a doctor. Virtually, of course.

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 3 года назад +4

      @@astralprophecy2419 its probably a spambot, that account dropped that message at a few spots

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 3 года назад +1

      Well the alternative was "Victoria's bush" but Spiff has more class than that.

  • @OfficialSharmat
    @OfficialSharmat 3 года назад +63

    Spiff is the definition of "Improvise. Adapt. B r e a k t h e g a m e"

  • @lordfoogthe2st368
    @lordfoogthe2st368 2 года назад +5

    This place is amazing, 10/10 would go again. It is incredibly affordable and would definitely recommend for the whole family. Can't wait to go next year!

    • @1stviperr
      @1stviperr 2 года назад

      does this still work in the newest version of city skylines?

  • @MattariOnline
    @MattariOnline 3 года назад +110

    "I've been to the DisneyLand2 parks and I must say, the entertainment was outstanding! I also love visiting the cafes and spending my time in the gazebos."
    * Remember, SpiffCo® bots do not exist. You can trust me, a fellow real human being, to inform you of the truth.

    • @arnevh1
      @arnevh1 3 года назад +4

      Prove it...
      █ i'm not a robot

  • @OperationDarkside
    @OperationDarkside 3 года назад +4

    Visiting Disneyland 2 was an enlightening experience. So many happy and relaxed people. No totally frustrated and exhausted visitors whatsoever.
    10/10 would visit again
    and again
    and again
    and again
    and again

  • @ProGamerDudepgd
    @ProGamerDudepgd 3 года назад +237

    i was waiting for another cities skylines video. Brilliant

    • @Nobin-Handle
      @Nobin-Handle 3 года назад

      @@Dragnulls most comments dont

    • @Nobin-Handle
      @Nobin-Handle 3 года назад

      @@Dragnulls and no one here is trying false hope or anything you said i bet your here to get attention from people. i dont believe god exists but i dont say the comment is irrelevent because i believe this is what the truth is.

    • @Nobin-Handle
      @Nobin-Handle 3 года назад

      @@Dragnulls this makes less sense why the norweigon flag they're pretty much the least religious country there is

    • @skirneh-u8e
      @skirneh-u8e 3 года назад +1

      Hi i watch ur vids

    • @drunkweeb349
      @drunkweeb349 3 года назад

      Same! ive rewatched the toll roads only one a bunch lol

  • @ezyeez4599
    @ezyeez4599 2 года назад +4

    Hi there! My name is randy, and I LOVED going to Disneyland 2. It was the most affordable experience I've ever experienced and it was very cheap!

  • @Appolyon
    @Appolyon 3 года назад +58

    "Sir, we have a dead body at the main attraction!!"
    "Have you tried to turn it off and on again?"

    • @Dazaster-lq3vh
      @Dazaster-lq3vh 3 года назад +1

      @@Dragnulls you are loved

    • @Dazaster-lq3vh
      @Dazaster-lq3vh 3 года назад

      @@Dragnulls I want to play a game...

    • @Dazaster-lq3vh
      @Dazaster-lq3vh 3 года назад +1

      @@Dragnulls do bots like tea? 🍵

    • @dennycote6339
      @dennycote6339 3 года назад

      Welcome to the Microsoft enbalming course!

  • @thelistener1268
    @thelistener1268 3 года назад +191

    "Dead bodies can't pay taxes"
    - Our Majestic, Tea Drinking, Overlord

  • @morrisgaming2691
    @morrisgaming2691 3 года назад +903

    PLEASE, I’F YOU’RE READING THIS, HELP! I’VE LOST MY CHILDREN SOMEWHERE BETWEEN GAZEBO #23 and #37 I CAN’T FIND THEM AND I’M STARVING BUT I’M ALL OUT OF MONEY! PLEASE HELP, I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIND THE TRAMPOLINE PARK!!!

    • @seatbelt05
      @seatbelt05 3 года назад +58

      No money, no honey. Your ass better count your lucky stars.

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins 3 года назад +46

      This is Central Reserve Bank Understanding your Current Situation we can give you a all terminal one Time access pass you Just have to sign this Contract that Gives us Legal rights of your organs

    • @alexanderborisov1107
      @alexanderborisov1107 3 года назад +27

      Hello,
      This is customer service.
      We can charge you 30 dollars and we find your child
      Or you are locked int there forever
      Sincerly,Customer service

    • @Vladimir_Fedorov27
      @Vladimir_Fedorov27 3 года назад +15

      guess you'll have to join the Gate-5 gang, they all started like you. There you'll eventually work your way out of the Park) Don't worry - it doesn't look like Mayor's going to invest a penny in the police department in the next 70 years or so)

    • @laetrslaers
      @laetrslaers 3 года назад +2

      💀 just respawn bro

  • @incog_nizant
    @incog_nizant Год назад

    I've used this glitch on all of my cities ever since watching this. I typically don't have multiple gates for citizens to walk through, but I do have residential on one side, park, gate, a line of isolated mass transit (usually monorail) running through the park and linking in it's own cemetery, police, fire, and trash collection, more gates, and then commercial and industrial on the other side. It really helps with the scenarios too! Thanks Spiffing Brit!

    • @bon4230
      @bon4230 Год назад

      Hey man I'm just wondering are you on the pc version? I'm on ps4 and I'm not sure if it's because I'm missing a dlc or something but I can't get this to work, I just don't have access to making a straight up park zone. Just a leisure and tourist zone.

    • @incog_nizant
      @incog_nizant Год назад

      @@bon4230 I’m on PS4, but I have the Parklife DLC; it’s what you need to make this work.

  • @Regali123
    @Regali123 3 года назад +47

    Spiff: "What's it going to be called? 'Elizabeth Gardens'? No, no, no..."
    Game: "You mean yes, yes, yes..."

  • @adjasontspace1037
    @adjasontspace1037 3 года назад +62

    Went thousands into debt visiting to the shops and my kidney was stolen in a gazebo. 10/10

  • @pottersdog
    @pottersdog 3 года назад +126

    "I'm just going to take a leisurely stroll on the grass" said no pedestrian ever. XD

  • @reichstein011
    @reichstein011 Год назад

    I'm so glad I moved to DisneyLand2 it truly is a wonderful place to call home.
    I used to spend hours sitting in traffic during my commute to work, but since I moved to DisneyLand2 getting to work is a walk in the park.

  • @vilpurikilpuri1771
    @vilpurikilpuri1771 3 года назад +17

    I have lived my whole life in disneyland 2 and would totally recommend it to anyone who wants an unique living experience full of magic and joy!

  • @Mongoosegoose
    @Mongoosegoose 3 года назад +82

    "I love living in Disneyland2! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else!" - Financially stable citizen

  • @zshelton
    @zshelton 3 года назад +13

    I went to Disneyland 2 with my summer wife and her kids, and it's great! We're actually still here, or, I think we all are. I got separated from the others after the fifth gazebo, and it's been days, possibly weeks. Having a blast, though!

  • @asad7252
    @asad7252 2 года назад +1

    Just went to the park last September with my fam. Loved the gazebos. And the great coffee at the 3 cafe's we visited on the way to the trampoline park. 10/10. Would definitely recommend!

  • @Toleich
    @Toleich 3 года назад +89

    "Every time they walk through a gate, money will just appear out of thin air"
    * The Fed wants to know your location *

    • @bibsp3556
      @bibsp3556 3 года назад +4

      The fed already knows that trick, they just would never give it to people who walk to work.

  • @jasonmiller677
    @jasonmiller677 3 года назад +44

    Disneyland 2 is the greatest.
    This message was not written by a bot.

    • @callmemackeroni
      @callmemackeroni 3 года назад +1

      @@Dragnulls "Gods aren't real"
      Walt Disney is a god
      i'm not being held at gun-point to say this.
      totally not.

  • @StormflameMW
    @StormflameMW 3 года назад +38

    I just love living in Disneyland 2. It's the greatest place I've ever been. I never want to leave again.
    And I am totally not forced to say that. Spiff doesn't aim a gun at my head and my family can leave Spiffs custody any time they want.
    Those tears in my eyes are all tears of joy.

    • @robertcox1655
      @robertcox1655 3 года назад

      *me who has played doorkickers* breaching charge planted, team a has cleared gazebos 10-38, team b wait for my signal to breach, still no sign of thespiffingbrit, if he's seen, shoot him on sight.

  • @rekersivegaming
    @rekersivegaming 5 месяцев назад

    Watched this 3 years later. Liked my experience in the park, so gave the video a "Like".
    - Joking aside, I was watching guides on the game as I am a new player, so now I'm buying the parks and rec DLC to get "money printing" properties to unlock easy mode. Thanks for the idea!

  • @_b_moll
    @_b_moll 3 года назад +62

    Taxing people for literally anything just to make money, truly the most British thing ever. Brings a tear to my eye.

  • @SaintCyrX
    @SaintCyrX 3 года назад +6

    This is the strategy i always used in SimCity 4. I would separate residential from industrial with tolled roads. Basically self contained regions all over the map only connected by toll roads. Was always a good strategy to add or remove the tolls based on your cities profitability.

  • @macoppy6571
    @macoppy6571 3 года назад +11

    I spent all my Spiffcoin at Disneyland2, and I couldn't be happier ☺

  • @thomassandvik5493
    @thomassandvik5493 Год назад

    Thank you, good sir! I am using this strategy to power all my new Cities and I absolutely love it! Trollheim, Trolldal, Trollvik, Trollfjell and finally the perfection with Trollelv (Troll River) earning $350,000. Every city based on the Troll Toll concept.
    If Trollelv evolves into a worthy city, a statue will be raised in your honor. Or some other suiting homage.

  • @adammanning8882
    @adammanning8882 3 года назад +66

    The fact that Spiff didn’t put up toll booths going into and out of the city genuinely upsets me

    • @Annaie1234
      @Annaie1234 3 года назад +2

      same

    • @gweltazlemartret6760
      @gweltazlemartret6760 3 года назад +6

      The fact that your sentence reads as "Spiff didn't that genuinely" AND "this genuinely upsets me" upsets me.
      Take my like as both are valid.

    • @authentickenyan6284
      @authentickenyan6284 3 года назад +1

      Genuinely 👍

  • @LilScrewmatic
    @LilScrewmatic 3 года назад +56

    Disney land 2 is the best place ever! The park is really amazing too, and it isn't even that expensive!
    *I was totally not forced to write this comment it is a 100% legitimate review*

  • @simonwilliams8091
    @simonwilliams8091 10 месяцев назад

    My visit to the park was the best day I ever had, the cafe is a particular highlight serving only the best Yorkshire tea. I go to the park several times a day.

  • @mithlond78
    @mithlond78 3 года назад +56

    When even going to work is locked behind a pay wall, literally.

  • @a2falcone
    @a2falcone 3 года назад +29

    I don't think they have to pay when going out of a park entrance, though. Entrence fees must be unidirectional.

  • @kadachiman7234
    @kadachiman7234 3 года назад +32

    It would be great to see a normally built city to 100,000 citizens and then converted to DisneyLand3 :-)

  • @rishabh_10
    @rishabh_10 2 года назад +2

    100/10
    Really amazing city, lived there for 6 years with my family, combined we spent only 1000000 per person per year on transit

  • @UltimaDoge
    @UltimaDoge 3 года назад +43

    Every London resident just thinking “well, that seems normal to me”

  • @canofbeans194
    @canofbeans194 3 года назад +24

    I am going to starve, I don’t have enough money to pass through The park gate, I’ve been here for 8 days

    • @feralperil
      @feralperil 3 года назад +4

      how will you starve, you're literally a Can of Beans

    • @98ahni
      @98ahni 3 года назад +2

      @@feralperil Empty Can of Beans…

  • @finn4012
    @finn4012 3 года назад +11

    I love the custom Spiff stock pictures

  • @carstenzimmermann4435
    @carstenzimmermann4435 2 года назад +13

    I can watch this over and over 🤣
    Whatever the crime at the gazeboes is about, it's nothing compared to the mayor's attitude