Incidents involving the Swiss Army in Liechtenstein

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  • Опубликовано: 2 июл 2020
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    Music:
    Sylvia Pizzicato - Léo Delibes

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  • @rubinolas6998
    @rubinolas6998 3 года назад +5188

    Imagine being a country so neutral that you commit acts of warfare on another nation *by accident*

    • @Awkci_gaming
      @Awkci_gaming 3 года назад +290

      Yeah, Switzerland has a very beefed up military. That's how they stayed neutral so long.

    • @rubinolas6998
      @rubinolas6998 3 года назад +243

      And yet, this neutrality keeping force still managed to invade their neighbours, hehe
      Another funny thing, that local must've had some real balls to call the police *on a military unit*. I'd love to hear that call

    • @Awkci_gaming
      @Awkci_gaming 3 года назад +223

      @@rubinolas6998
      "Hello this is *checks google* 112, what is your problem?"
      "There are some soldiers outside my house"
      "I see"

    • @k.umquat8604
      @k.umquat8604 3 года назад +63

      @@rubinolas6998 Lichtenstein doesn't have an army, that's why

    • @rubinolas6998
      @rubinolas6998 3 года назад +52

      Oh, that explains it... Also, I imagine you wouldn't really know what to do if some soldiers entered your village/town and set up an observation post

  • @legchairhistorian5496
    @legchairhistorian5496 3 года назад +6632

    Swiss army: fucking walks into Lichtenstein.
    Liechtenstein: no problem these things happen

    • @agustingracia6141
      @agustingracia6141 3 года назад +594

      "Shit, sorry, we forgot you existed"

    • @davidtheiler562
      @davidtheiler562 3 года назад +265

      Yes Liechtenstein’s problem is that there military is the Swiss military

    • @TheBIGFerchoMX
      @TheBIGFerchoMX 3 года назад +51

      It is what it is...

    • @serujioraiton2811
      @serujioraiton2811 3 года назад +21

      Is it really that hard to spell the name of this country correctly? Like, you can even copy it from the fucking title...

    • @rasmuswhitehorn5240
      @rasmuswhitehorn5240 3 года назад +95

      German army: Enters Poland
      Poland: no problem these things happen

  • @crazym8211
    @crazym8211 3 года назад +2808

    Love knows no borders
    Neither does swiss army

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 3 года назад +56

      Who's To Say There's A Difference?

    • @boteiro1436
      @boteiro1436 3 года назад +30

      neither did nazi germany

    • @pikamaxcp4363
      @pikamaxcp4363 3 года назад +22

      @@boteiro1436 I mean they avoided Switzerland for the time....

    • @thatgaming1940
      @thatgaming1940 3 года назад +5

      Do Swiss Army Knives know boarder

    • @emilianopaz3805
      @emilianopaz3805 3 года назад +1

      lmao

  • @andriesbakker4861
    @andriesbakker4861 3 года назад +5963

    imagine being the police officer that gets called to ask a foreign army to leave :|

    • @ruthswann88
      @ruthswann88 3 года назад +618

      Excuse me sir, do you have a license to set up an observation post here?

    • @fredbreadbun6277
      @fredbreadbun6277 3 года назад +187

      Sounds like a Python Sketch.

    • @DeerMapping
      @DeerMapping 3 года назад +196

      "Sorry guys party's over I'm afraid, back to home you go. Have a good one"

    • @aweave24
      @aweave24 3 года назад +167

      Gets call: *Invading enemy forces at the south-west border, intervene!*
      Officer: _sigh_ just another day at work

    • @dzakiynafisqs5160
      @dzakiynafisqs5160 3 года назад +66

      Officer: "do you have a visa?"

  • @cgbobsus6644
    @cgbobsus6644 3 года назад +4714

    Lol imagine you are chilling in a resort and see the chairs infront of you gets destroyed by an artillery shell

    • @FatheredPuma81
      @FatheredPuma81 3 года назад +199

      You'll be glad you weren't sitting in those chairs.

    • @spiralmapping9899
      @spiralmapping9899 3 года назад +18

      Lmao

    • @khanhtran8772
      @khanhtran8772 3 года назад +24

      That's the charm bro

    • @adrianzanoli
      @adrianzanoli 3 года назад +95

      I live very close to Switzerland and I have a lot of chairs in my garden, I have to say, now I'm kinda scared...

    • @cgbobsus6644
      @cgbobsus6644 3 года назад +2

      @@adrianzanoli Damn...

  • @scotandiamapping4549
    @scotandiamapping4549 3 года назад +2989

    Liechtenstein should put up some signs saying
    "This is not Switzerland
    This is Liechtenstein
    If you are a soldier and are on duty
    Please turn back
    These accidental invasions are getting a little bit annoying"
    On the border

    • @TrafficPartyHatTest
      @TrafficPartyHatTest 3 года назад +24

      Exactly

    • @Vigilante-3-1
      @Vigilante-3-1 3 года назад +57

      I find it interesting that there isnt a single sign saying that the swiss army cant make a shortcut to get to St. Luzisteig :)

    • @scotandiamapping4549
      @scotandiamapping4549 3 года назад +5

      @@Vigilante-3-1 wheres that?

    • @Vigilante-3-1
      @Vigilante-3-1 3 года назад +23

      @@scotandiamapping4549 There is a Training grounds and barracks directly south of Liechtenstein and you have to drive all the way around a mountain to get there.

    • @marvinamann4969
      @marvinamann4969 3 года назад +6

      "accidental"

  • @SomeScruffian
    @SomeScruffian 3 года назад +3903

    I could relate, I took a train from Switzerland to Austria and completely overlooked an entire country on my 20 minute ride.

    • @serujioraiton2811
      @serujioraiton2811 3 года назад +77

      From Buchs to Feldkirch is like 5-10 minutes xD

    • @user-pt2ne5fh7d
      @user-pt2ne5fh7d 3 года назад +127

      Imagine that happening in the Balkans
      Ww3 material

    • @johncleese-mogg365
      @johncleese-mogg365 3 года назад +26

      I had to change trains there and it was the only country in my tour of Europe where I missed the train

    • @EdMcF1
      @EdMcF1 3 года назад +16

      For some reason my train stopped there and I had around 5 minutes in Liechtenstein, not long enough, and I wasn't even in the Swiss army.

    • @mswijn
      @mswijn 3 года назад +3

      @@serujioraiton2811 you almost revealed where u live 😅😅

  • @cammysmith7562
    @cammysmith7562 3 года назад +1956

    We just going to ignore the fact someone called the police on the Swiss army like how that annoying neighbour calls the police because kids went on her lawn?

    • @rateeightx
      @rateeightx 3 года назад +210

      "No, Karl, The Swiss Army Visiting Isn't A Crime, They're In Charge Of Protecting Us From Invasion!"

    • @joshuasaragih7263
      @joshuasaragih7263 3 года назад +19

      @@rateeightx nice one

    • @jonathaneirron7215
      @jonathaneirron7215 3 года назад +10

      Probably a Karen

    • @Ceser1999
      @Ceser1999 3 года назад +25

      I mean if you saw an invasion and didn't think your country knew about it. How would YOU try to inform the people In charge? Do you have the number of a military base? The police can at least provide some basic response and hopefully know how to escalate it to the top.

    • @verward
      @verward 3 года назад +38

      @@Ceser1999 Bro Liechtenstein does not have an army. They're barely large enought to warrant a police force. That's what makes these incidents so hilarious. Any of these incidents might as well have been a full blown invasion as Liechtenstein isn't going to do shit against the Swiss army. Instead they end with some embarrased AF Swiss infantry men.

  • @stephenjb_c4716
    @stephenjb_c4716 3 года назад +1055

    Germany: accidentally walks into France

    • @quasar7951
      @quasar7951 3 года назад +129

      Accidentally walks into *Poland

    • @guntere1004
      @guntere1004 3 года назад +28

      @@quasar7951 It would be more a "Force a habit" thing, I think

    • @EdMcF1
      @EdMcF1 3 года назад +4

      Thrice.

    • @alessio6794
      @alessio6794 3 года назад +4

      *OOPS*

    • @dailydavid1858
      @dailydavid1858 3 года назад +4

      @Suebian Alligatoah Hörer gesichtet

  • @cryptototalwar2915
    @cryptototalwar2915 3 года назад +2333

    The music sums up their relationship

  • @sy-lt4yg
    @sy-lt4yg 3 года назад +517

    Sorry, Liechtenstein.
    -the Swiss confederation.

    • @tricky1992000
      @tricky1992000 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/MzTpTvpPCsQ/видео.html

    • @bravoseis1937
      @bravoseis1937 3 года назад +8

      Switzerland, I have a deal, I'll give you half of Europe if you help me make the Puerto Rican Empire....

    • @eukarya_
      @eukarya_ 3 года назад

      Isn't it supposed to be Helvetic Confederation or something like that? At least that's your formal name in Spain.

    • @gabrielmora5092
      @gabrielmora5092 3 года назад

      @@bravoseis1937 As a Puerto Rican, im listening, keep talking

    • @MusicWorld-gm5sq
      @MusicWorld-gm5sq 3 года назад +6

      2023-Switzerland accidentaly passes the ardennes and annex belgium
      Swiss-oops bad weather today

  • @beaversforlife1298
    @beaversforlife1298 3 года назад +961

    plot twist: Switzerland want to have an empire but they keep feeling bad when they try to invade their weakest neighbour.

    • @itsonlyafleshwound9024
      @itsonlyafleshwound9024 3 года назад +118

      Its like theyre a burglar breaking into some shutins home:
      "Guests, finally, after all these years!"
      "Um, i dont think you quite understand ..."
      "No no, come in, have a drink"
      "Ummm, maybe i should go..."
      "But you just arrived!"

    • @supremturtle4491
      @supremturtle4491 3 года назад +49

      Pretty sure France is weaker than Liechtenstein.

    • @-ewars
      @-ewars 3 года назад +21

      @@supremturtle4491 sad baguette noises

    • @pleasenohate7505
      @pleasenohate7505 3 года назад +19

      Switzerland has a treaty with Lichtenstein once the royal family dies out the country will become a Swiss Kanton

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 года назад +5

      @@supremturtle4491 I present to you:
      The American Revolution
      Napoleon the First
      Napoleon the Third
      William the Conqueror
      The French Resistance (WW2)
      World War One- Specifically, the Battle of Verdun
      And that's just off the top of my head
      (Sorry, but those types of things irritate me wildly)

  • @doctortcool9586
    @doctortcool9586 3 года назад +738

    When Switzerland does it everyone's like haha Switzerland is so funny, but when Germany does it it's called an 'Anschluss' and a 'threat to international peace'

    • @adrinnazri2958
      @adrinnazri2958 3 года назад +28

      Because they don't annex the country?
      Edit: OK, I get it it's a joke

    • @jamtoast4302
      @jamtoast4302 3 года назад +84

      @@adrinnazri2958 it’s a joke

    • @adrinnazri2958
      @adrinnazri2958 3 года назад +5

      @@jamtoast4302 doesn't sound like it

    • @narcinmajman349
      @narcinmajman349 3 года назад +69

      @@adrinnazri2958 It does lol. Who the fuck would say that unironically?

    • @adrinnazri2958
      @adrinnazri2958 3 года назад +2

      @@narcinmajman349 I guess

  • @nickhueper2906
    @nickhueper2906 3 года назад +546

    Liechtenstein: *gets bombed by Switzerland*
    Oh it’s alright

  • @BridishBuffoon
    @BridishBuffoon 3 года назад +1349

    Switzerland: *constantly beating up Lichtenstein by accident*
    Austria: *Grabs popcorn*

  • @eddietuite732
    @eddietuite732 3 года назад +1322

    Switzerland after "accidently" invading Lichtenstein be like:It's just a prank bro

  • @kandia25
    @kandia25 3 года назад +691

    Plot twist: Switzerland was trying to invade Liechtenstein whitout a casus belli

    • @Basil_liy
      @Basil_liy 3 года назад +73

      *Stealth mission failed*

    • @Saphintosh
      @Saphintosh 3 года назад +39

      "oh no, get caught again"

    • @awitcher5303
      @awitcher5303 3 года назад +39

      they are just testing the waters before proceeding with their master plan

    • @Vigilante-3-1
      @Vigilante-3-1 3 года назад +6

      Casus belli*

    • @kandia25
      @kandia25 3 года назад +9

      @@Vigilante-3-1I knew something was wrong in my comment... Thanks

  • @rateeightx
    @rateeightx 3 года назад +465

    "The Swiss Are Invading!" "Again?" *Walks Outside* "Hey! You Guys Lost Again? No Need To Leave Just Yet, Here, Stay A While, Have A Drink, It's On Me!"

    • @thecommunistdoggo1008
      @thecommunistdoggo1008 3 года назад +27

      The fact you capitalized the first letter of every word annoys me to an irrational degree

    • @ln6373
      @ln6373 3 года назад +4

      @@thecommunistdoggo1008 *homestuck flashbacks*

    • @thegamerboytgb4350
      @thegamerboytgb4350 3 года назад

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ fucking lit burn

    • @garlonschuman1014
      @garlonschuman1014 3 года назад

      @⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ lol

  • @l-nolazck-rn24
    @l-nolazck-rn24 3 года назад +486

    The most brutal, cruel, devastating and longest war in the history of mankind, it may not be forgotten as the millions who died bravely fighting for their land...

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 3 года назад +57

      My mother drink a lot when she was pregnant with me.

    • @BrattWuuurst
      @BrattWuuurst 3 года назад +3

      @@l-nolazck-rn24 why...

    • @Merluch
      @Merluch 3 года назад +3

      @@l-nolazck-rn24 xddddd

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 3 года назад +3

      @@BrattWuuurst if you're refering to the first one, why not?; second one, still wondering...

    • @l-nolazck-rn24
      @l-nolazck-rn24 3 года назад +1

      @@Merluch don't laugh, respect the fallen soldiers :(

  • @garabic8688
    @garabic8688 3 года назад +815

    It sounds like Liechtenstein and Switzerland should get married

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @SieurBrabantio
      @SieurBrabantio 3 года назад +18

      clearly Liechtenstein shlould be a swiss canton

    • @Bananenmilch-iy1bl
      @Bananenmilch-iy1bl 3 года назад +43

      @@SieurBrabantio no! We are a souverain nation not without reason

    • @dr.coomer8210
      @dr.coomer8210 3 года назад +72

      Switzerland is only there to store money from other countries.
      And Liechtenstein is just there to store Switzerland's money.
      And they're perfectly fine.

    • @machtharry
      @machtharry 3 года назад +16

      @@dr.coomer8210
      Bullshit. Switzerland ist there to make chocolate. Everyone knows that!

  • @arcturus9276
    @arcturus9276 3 года назад +133

    European be like: *"Peace was never an option"*
    And then there's Switzerland and Liechtenstein be like: "No problem, these things happen'

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 3 года назад +9

      When the Swiss do it, it's an accident
      When France does it, it's the taking of Alsace-Lorraine
      When Germany does it, it's the Anchluss
      When Britain does it, it sparks the Troubles
      When Poland does it, it's Danzig or War
      When Russia does it, it's the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact
      When the Netherlands do it, it's the Dutch Revolt
      When Italy does it, it's Ethiopia
      I'm just convinced that the Swiss are so neutral it bleeds into their relationships with other countries

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 3 года назад

      @@ladywaffle2210 also every one but the Swiss probably forgot Principally of Lichtenstein exist except for the Swiss so ya

  • @no1ofconsequence936
    @no1ofconsequence936 3 года назад +64

    "How do you *accidentally* invade a country?"
    Switzerland and Liechtenstein: "It's been known to happen."

    • @claraig9887
      @claraig9887 2 года назад +1

      Poland and Czechia: *yes*

  • @arroe8386
    @arroe8386 3 года назад +109

    I'm swiss and I'm coach in a ski club in Malbun (the ski resort from the video). To be honest I always forget that Liechtenstein is a country of their own. They pay with the same money, speak a similar dialect and even play in the same football league.
    Every swiss man has to do military service after his 18th birthday and the majority doesn't really take it seriously. Maybe the recruits even went there to avoid being seen by their superiors ;D
    Edit: When I was in the military, we had one Swiss-German guy, who lived in Germany. At the weekends he went home in uniform for like 3-5 weeks until someone realized that he was technically invading Germany every time.

    • @menooNFT
      @menooNFT Год назад +11

      switzerland, the most territorial aggressive country

    • @viticabo1524
      @viticabo1524 Год назад +8

      German-Swiss War, the most brutal and disgusting war.

  • @timbeaux7678
    @timbeaux7678 4 года назад +741

    Has Austria ever had any incursions into Liechtenstein?

    • @universalis6239
      @universalis6239  4 года назад +591

      By accident I don't think so, based on my research. Probably it's because the border with Austria is highly mountainous in contrast to the flatter border with the Swiss. Also, not only there are almost no border guards but the Swiss Army is the one that protects Liechtenstein militarily and some of their military bases are really close to the border, so "these things happen".

    • @Xany_BS
      @Xany_BS 3 года назад +72

      @@universalis6239 *pog*

    • @pingmann
      @pingmann 3 года назад +43

      @@Xany_BS pog

    • @Xany_BS
      @Xany_BS 3 года назад +32

      @@pingmann *pog*

    • @VodkaCat08
      @VodkaCat08 3 года назад +25

      @@Xany_BS *pog*

  • @fine9375
    @fine9375 3 года назад +95

    "Hello, this is the police. What seems to be your problem?"
    "Hello Hanz, we've been invaded."
    "Aah, Mr, Schmitt, a home invasion? Is the wife alright?"
    "No, no. The normal kind."

  • @Gurkewasser22
    @Gurkewasser22 3 года назад +94

    The swiss army has some fun untold stories. Have you ever heard about the tank that was gone missing in a forest and has been found by a old man who was collecting mushrooms 6 years later?

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 3 года назад +22

      That man was probably like this: oh look I bulive these mushrooms are good ones hey what that over ther..... omg it’s a tank.

  • @gunnerr8476
    @gunnerr8476 3 года назад +125

    Jokes aside, going to Liechtenstein from Switzerland will made you feel like you are still in Switzerland. Both countries rural areas looks the same. The languages are similar and even the currency.

    • @machtharry
      @machtharry 3 года назад +10

      Yeah the rural areas look similar but the big cities of Liechtenstein are totally different.

    • @katarn999
      @katarn999 3 года назад +13

      @@machtharry Big cities in Liechtenstein? That's a good one! :D

    • @zygote9529
      @zygote9529 3 года назад +21

      @@machtharry "Big cities". Yes, Vaduz, the shining city of 5000 people!

    • @Lgx-ie4if
      @Lgx-ie4if 3 года назад +1

      @@machtharry only notable difference is the black number plates imo

    • @eukarya_
      @eukarya_ 3 года назад

      @@zygote9529 In Spain that wouldn't be even considered a city.

  • @Egemony
    @Egemony 3 года назад +119

    If I had a nickel for every time the Swiss caused trouble in Liechtenstein I would have a few nickels.
    Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened that many times

    • @quackityalt7213
      @quackityalt7213 3 года назад +1

      its like eating a cupcake everytime my uncle raped me. I'm diabetic now, which is off

    • @tibethatguy
      @tibethatguy 3 года назад +1

      @@quackityalt7213 chile-

    • @mkyx6441
      @mkyx6441 3 года назад +1

      @@quackityalt7213 ma'am-

  • @gabrielb5742
    @gabrielb5742 3 года назад +50

    THE GREATEST OFFENSIVE EVER DONE BY THE SWISS ARMY: Getting lost in the mountains.

  • @cmrdgrievous
    @cmrdgrievous 3 года назад +122

    I tought all those lakes were territories invaded by Liechtenstein and I was so impressed...

    • @albertoelbafoon7879
      @albertoelbafoon7879 3 года назад +1

      Tiny Lake lmao

    • @menooNFT
      @menooNFT 2 года назад +1

      @@albertoelbafoon7879 we fear the liechtenstein invasion every day

  • @japhethdwyer9265
    @japhethdwyer9265 3 года назад +34

    The Switzerland- Liechtenstein relationship, *a love that has no borders*

  • @aminataykanu
    @aminataykanu 4 года назад +336

    I loved this video! I'm unsure how I got here but this was a lovely watch.

  • @derAppelkuchen
    @derAppelkuchen 3 года назад +333

    Switzerland: *accidentally invades Liechtenstein several times*
    Lichtenstein: "Isch oke, fähler passieren"
    Germany: "Schnell, schreibt das auf, diesen Trick müssen wir lernen"

    • @Bananenmilch-iy1bl
      @Bananenmilch-iy1bl 3 года назад +19

      not like we do also speak german in Liechtenstein. To be accurate you should write on the Liechtenstein part: "Isch oke, fähler passieren"

    • @Bananenmilch-iy1bl
      @Bananenmilch-iy1bl 3 года назад +1

      @Jean whats that?^^"

    • @derAppelkuchen
      @derAppelkuchen 3 года назад +1

      @@Bananenmilch-iy1bl I know that you speak German but I somehow did think, its more funny, but ill change it

    • @andresmartinezramos7513
      @andresmartinezramos7513 3 года назад

      @@Bananenmilch-iy1bl Elsassian, also known as Alsatian, is a German dialect in the eastern French regions of Alsace and Lorraine

    • @andresmartinezramos7513
      @andresmartinezramos7513 3 года назад

      @Jean When I included Lorraine it was meant to include the are of the region where it is/was spoken. Not saying that there is no difference between Alsace and Lorraine.

  • @syntheticfox_real
    @syntheticfox_real 3 года назад +47

    Imagine being a mother in a hamlet in Liechtenstein and then hearing your sun run up and say “Mum! The Swiss came over again! They dropped off chocolates and are setting up an observation tower!”

  • @Germ_f
    @Germ_f 3 года назад +38

    Swiss militia: Mistakenly enters Liechtenstein
    The local people: Want some beer?

  • @aweave24
    @aweave24 3 года назад +112

    Swiss army: *lnvades and lauches projectiles at Liechtenstein*
    Liechtenstein: "It's oke boys will be boys hehe"

    • @nobitanobi6535
      @nobitanobi6535 3 года назад +12

      ''want some beer before you go?''

  • @JosephStalin1941
    @JosephStalin1941 3 года назад +14

    "Hello?"
    "Hi this is 911, what is your emergency?"
    "The Swiss Army is casually strolling through town"

    • @JosephStalin1941
      @JosephStalin1941 3 года назад +2

      And yes I know that technically the emergency number in Lichtenstein is 117 but that doesnt sound good

  • @karlosskrak
    @karlosskrak 3 года назад +26

    Swiss army: Oops, sorry for invading you, it was an accident!
    Liechtenstein: Understandable, have a great day ✌

  • @eternal5930
    @eternal5930 3 года назад +22

    Other countries when they an army walks in: What the hell are you doing? Are you crazy?
    Lichtenstein: Well, looks like we're being invaded again. Want a drink?

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 3 года назад

      in other countries they would probably shoot soldiers who crossed the border

  • @smartboi5354
    @smartboi5354 3 года назад +52

    171 soldiers cross your territory:
    Any other country: What an offense! Prepare the nuclear arsenal!
    Liechtenstein: These things happen man don't worry about it

    • @timothejosi9204
      @timothejosi9204 3 года назад +7

      Another time they even got drinks from Liechtenstein. 😭😂

    • @fa14bi-78
      @fa14bi-78 2 года назад

      @@timothejosi9204 Stonks

  • @Windows95__
    @Windows95__ 3 года назад +98

    country habitant when foreign army walk into their territories : omg there war everyone flee!
    liechenstein habitant when swissarmy walk into their territories : can i offer you a drink in these trying time

  • @endoplasmaa
    @endoplasmaa 3 года назад +426

    as a swiss person, swiss history is just so fucking funny

    • @TrafficPartyHatTest
      @TrafficPartyHatTest 3 года назад +8

      Really?

    • @TrafficPartyHatTest
      @TrafficPartyHatTest 3 года назад +8

      @Constantinos CHRISTODOULAKIS uh, what are you talking about? I was just asking how it was funny hoping for some examples

    • @endoplasmaa
      @endoplasmaa 3 года назад +51

      @@TrafficPartyHatTest yea, like in one of the big civil wars the two parties fought at a lake and thousands of people died and weren't discovered until like 300 years later when they realised they just dumped the bodies in the lake lol

    • @TrafficPartyHatTest
      @TrafficPartyHatTest 3 года назад +6

      @@endoplasmaa lmao

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 3 года назад +52

      @@TrafficPartyHatTest the swiss went to war during the french/austrian wars in italy, they got rofl stomped and did perpetual neutrality, ww2 rolls around the swiss Air Force shoots down any planes in the skies, capturing a whole stockpile of american b52's the USAA didnt like this so bombed some swiss cities, the swiss goverment complained to the us and got reparations, the USAA didnt like this and so bombed another city, again the swiss got reparations.

  • @Porphyrogennetos940
    @Porphyrogennetos940 3 года назад +32

    A friend of mine was platoon leader of an armoured division in a base near the Liechtensteiner border.
    He told me, that when they drove on to the road outside of their base, they had to really pay attention to take the left junction. If they took the right, they would have entered Liechtebstein after only a few hundret meters.

  • @ondrejlukes7531
    @ondrejlukes7531 3 года назад +92

    "Oh sorry, I accidentaly invaded you"

  • @dejavu6709
    @dejavu6709 3 года назад +38

    Swiss army literally walks into a foreign country.
    Lichtenstein: Oh no!... Anyway-

  • @KikogamerJ2
    @KikogamerJ2 3 года назад +177

    The Swiss after launching rockets in Liechtenstein : oh yeah an accident like we aren't planning on hitting the castle and it's military or anything just an accident

    • @skudsurfer
      @skudsurfer 3 года назад +11

      kiko gamer1 Liechtenstein doesn't have a military I am pretty sure and Switzerland is basically Liechtensteins army or something like that

    • @derlasercrafterwally4342
      @derlasercrafterwally4342 3 года назад +8

      @@wunderpuma4453 during wartime they could mobilize idk around 200 men xD

    • @PhilfreezeCH
      @PhilfreezeCH 3 года назад +10

      @@derlasercrafterwally4342 no they could raise 150‘000 men within a few weeks because their army is the Swiss army and any incursions upon Lichtensteins territory is an attack on Switzerland. So the Swiss army with about 150‘000 active members would be used and we take this whole armed neutrality thing rather seriously.

    • @derlasercrafterwally4342
      @derlasercrafterwally4342 3 года назад +11

      @@PhilfreezeCH I know. But it's not a shared army. It's the Swiss Army which protects Liechtenstein. So still Liechtenstein could mobilise around 200-300 men I guess

    • @MrRedsjack
      @MrRedsjack 3 года назад +9

      @@derlasercrafterwally4342 lichtenstein is bloody rich. They could well hire blackwater type PMC if needed.

  • @photastica
    @photastica 3 года назад +181

    Liechtenstein is like a chilling unofficial canton of the Swiss lmao.

    • @serujioraiton2811
      @serujioraiton2811 3 года назад +43

      You just made yourself 38,896 enemies by saying that...

    • @Bananenmilch-iy1bl
      @Bananenmilch-iy1bl 3 года назад +15

      @@serujioraiton2811 exactly WE ARE A SOUVERAIN COUNTRY!

    • @asmallyoutube
      @asmallyoutube 3 года назад +2

      @@Bananenmilch-iy1bl you look like you cannot spell, get English'd

    • @Huskie
      @Huskie 3 года назад +9

      @@Bananenmilch-iy1bl liechtenstein must appreciate german humour since they can't fucking comprehend humour

    • @sobertowelie3267
      @sobertowelie3267 3 года назад +1

      @@Huskie Switzerland is a better Germany. Liechtenstein is a better Switzerland. Liechtenstein is the best Germany.

  • @Christian-Sannino
    @Christian-Sannino Год назад +9

    Switzerland: sorry my bad
    Liechtenstein: no problem these things happen
    Austria: wtf

  • @LakeGameCreepr
    @LakeGameCreepr 3 года назад +11

    imagine accidentally invading your closest ally and they respond with "these things happen"

  • @fanwtn5124
    @fanwtn5124 3 года назад +22

    “Oops, wrong way! We accidentally walk into your territory”
    “No problem, mate. The chance is very low, but not impossible. Here’s some drink...”

  • @mrphantom8560
    @mrphantom8560 3 года назад +21

    I imagine their relationship:
    Switzerland: * Does something by mistake *
    Liechtenstein: "SWITZERLAND!"
    Switzerland: "Sorry"
    Liechtenstein: "Don't worry, this stuff always happens"
    Switzerland: * Starts a fire by accident *
    Liechtenstein: "I'm getting tired of this..."
    Switzerland in the background: "SORRY"

  • @leonardoaltafini4979
    @leonardoaltafini4979 3 года назад +25

    I love how most of these are like:
    “Woops, I didn’t see you there”

  • @dimitrissimitzis6944
    @dimitrissimitzis6944 3 года назад +67

    Swiss army: literally invades Liecthenstein by mistake
    Liechtenstein: ...
    Switzerland: ...
    Liechtenstein: lmao
    Switzerland: lmao

  • @sovietski8343
    @sovietski8343 3 года назад +31

    You've unlocked: The Good Ending

  • @randomstuff8149
    @randomstuff8149 3 года назад +57

    Liechtenstein is so forgiving. Meanwhile Switzerland out there saying "Shoot twice and go home" to the Kaiser

    • @arroe8386
      @arroe8386 3 года назад

      @Bigg GIB'S fun house lol Denmark has the same myth?

    • @arroe8386
      @arroe8386 3 года назад

      @Bigg GIB'S fun house doesn't necessarily mean that something similar never happened (at least not in german). I meant it in the way of a lore.
      It's said that Kaiser Wilhelm II told a swiss Military man: "You are 100'000 Rifleman. What if I come with 200'000 Prussians?" and the soldat said: "We would shoot twice, your Majesty."
      It's basically impossible to prove such stories and it takes credibility if they exist all over the world, but still a good story and a legendary answer if it's true.

  • @KP762a
    @KP762a 3 года назад +30

    This is seriously one of the funniest bits of history about international "conflicts" I've ever seen. Right up there with the ongoing conflict between Canada and Denmark over a tiny island in the arctic, where they just lower the other guy's flag and leave behind a bottle of whiskey or schnapps every few months.

    • @Damian-cilr2
      @Damian-cilr2 10 месяцев назад +1

      And the funny thing about that is,that thanks to the dumb war in ukraine it has been resolved.
      Lol

    • @indonesia_playa
      @indonesia_playa 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Damian-cilr2HOW

  • @doctor_alfa
    @doctor_alfa 3 года назад +19

    plotteist: those soldiers hoped to be offered drinks again

  • @pbow
    @pbow 3 года назад +8

    "There are no accidents" - Master Oogway

  • @pussinjordans8800
    @pussinjordans8800 3 года назад +13

    Swiss army: invades*
    Rest of europe: *wait, thats illegal*

  • @aqpatt4675
    @aqpatt4675 3 года назад +17

    Switzerland seen by the world: always a neutral country
    Switzerland seen by Lichtenstein: worse neighbor than North Korea

    • @bravoseis1937
      @bravoseis1937 3 года назад

      I now I may sound crazy but Let's make The Puerto Rican Empire!
      For so long, The Capitalist USA has Dominating everyone, But We The Puerto Ricans are here to Make that No more and Start a New era for Earth......

  • @andrejhofer2007
    @andrejhofer2007 3 года назад +16

    Actually very well done! This deserves more views and likes.

  • @magubrothersproductions1140
    @magubrothersproductions1140 2 года назад +5

    Switzerland: Oops, sorry
    Liechtenstein: No worries.
    Switzerland for 7th time: Oop.
    Liechtenstein: Have a drink :D

  • @jldldr3933
    @jldldr3933 3 года назад +6

    Switzerland has been trying to invade and annex Liechtenstein for 40 years, but they find their tiny neighbour too cute and they regret it in the same day.

  • @aid3ntheplayer166
    @aid3ntheplayer166 3 года назад +24

    I read the title as “incidents involving the Swiss army in Luxembourg”

    • @JBGARINGAN
      @JBGARINGAN 3 года назад +5

      Easy mistake. They are more similar than just their names Luxembourg, Lietchenstein. Last remnants of the Holy Roman Empire, one ruled by a crown prince and the other by a grand duke and filled with rich people evading taxes from their home countries.

  • @MasterSenex
    @MasterSenex 3 года назад +13

    this happens quite often and is well known in the Swiss Army. We have also attacked France many times because we have a tank base nearby and the border is in the exercise area. So we are neutral, but as I said, such things happen, no problem.

  • @JoeBidenRealLife
    @JoeBidenRealLife 4 года назад +42

    Excellent

  • @artificialcartographer1636
    @artificialcartographer1636 3 года назад +9

    i think the fact this has happened several times is proof that the strangest things are possible

  • @piyushkumardas2015
    @piyushkumardas2015 3 года назад +13

    If only all neighbouring countries could act like this.
    "These things happen" damn

    • @samuele9735
      @samuele9735 3 года назад +1

      Like with every invasion Poland faced during their existence

  • @dgsf9444
    @dgsf9444 3 года назад +21

    *Everybody's gangsta till Liechtenstein fights back*

  • @svenskhund3603
    @svenskhund3603 3 года назад +13

    No one:
    Liechtenstein:
    Swiss Army: oops....

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 3 года назад

      But idk. Liechtenstein does not have an army. Switzerland is the army of Liechtenstein so...idk

  • @bjek343
    @bjek343 2 года назад +3

    Imagine just minding your business in Lichtenstein when Swiss rocket artillery bombards your local forrest on accident

  • @glitchtastic759
    @glitchtastic759 3 года назад +7

    2021: The Swiss BlitzKrieg of Lichtenstein lasts 12 minutes and Lichtenstein surrenders within the hour.

  • @youtubecensoredme245
    @youtubecensoredme245 3 года назад +5

    The swiss according to the world : kind, neutral, rich mountainous people with a weird ass accent
    The swiss according to liechtenstein :

  • @galaxypl7756
    @galaxypl7756 3 года назад +4

    Amount of those "accidents" makes me think that Switzerland is secretly trying to invade Liechtenstein but gets caught every time...

  • @pixelpeoplewarrior4221
    @pixelpeoplewarrior4221 3 года назад +21

    Imagine being so small you get accidentally attacked by a country on multiple occasions

  • @tantaroba1337
    @tantaroba1337 3 года назад +5

    There is this story about the Lichtenstein army in 1866 sending 80 soliders to the italian border for defending.
    They returned not only with 0 deaths but with 81 people. They made a Friend on the way. Its not sure if he was an italian or austrian.

    • @linaangeable
      @linaangeable 9 месяцев назад

      There's an actual video of this, technically It was a official that only wanted to accompany the soldiers to their homeland, and then came back to Austria

  • @m.b.e.2334
    @m.b.e.2334 4 года назад +24

    Good video, very informative.

  • @Vienna3080
    @Vienna3080 3 года назад +7

    Imagine just chilling on all your Swiss Gold in Lichtenstein and a small Militia accidentally just walks into your yard by accident

  • @DanieleDeVecchi.
    @DanieleDeVecchi. 3 года назад +8

    When google maps gets you in the wrong route and you *accidentally* invade a country

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 3 года назад +18

    this is such a bruh moment

  • @tiggeesong
    @tiggeesong 3 года назад +7

    Imagine:
    Germany: Invades the soviet union,
    Soviet union: 'No problem, these things happen. '

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 3 года назад +3

      Germany accidentaly walks to moscow

  • @SunsetSecondary
    @SunsetSecondary 3 года назад +35

    0:57 LMAOO

    • @serujioraiton2811
      @serujioraiton2811 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, that definitely sounds like us xD

    • @Bananenmilch-iy1bl
      @Bananenmilch-iy1bl 3 года назад

      @@serujioraiton2811 Auch von unserem schönen Ländchen?

    • @bravoseis1937
      @bravoseis1937 3 года назад

      Guys, I have a Secret Weapon English is care about.......
      Ñ

  • @asmolbean9300
    @asmolbean9300 3 года назад +6

    Lichtenstein is like Canada... Smaller population countries just have to deal with their hyper active neighbors

  • @Butterdawg3
    @Butterdawg3 Год назад +2

    i like how 26/09/1976 liechtensteiners just gave them drinks to get out of their territory and the swiss soldiers just left after the drinks lmao

  • @Gondaldin
    @Gondaldin 3 года назад +5

    Plot twist: The Swiss know exactly what they are doing.

    • @R4in46
      @R4in46 3 года назад

      They want to invade but they are shy👁️

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus 3 года назад +5

    Swiss Army: *walks into Liechtenstein*
    Liechtensteiners: Hey... you're in Liechtenstein. Uhh... want some refreshments?
    Swiss army: Oh sure!

  • @arpitarunmishra
    @arpitarunmishra 3 года назад

    The music is so apt and really sets the tone

  • @billy4734
    @billy4734 3 года назад +3

    Oh so when Switzerland invades their neighbours it's "oh, whoopsie, it happens don't worry"
    But when *I* invade my neighbours its "Get out of my house, I'm calling the cops... Is that my Jewelry!?"

  • @Isdeka02
    @Isdeka02 3 года назад +6

    Liechtenstein is so tiny a single man covers an entire pixel

  • @robinchevillon1865
    @robinchevillon1865 3 года назад +34

    german army during ww2 : invade france easily
    France: no problem these things happen

  • @katitobyt
    @katitobyt 3 года назад +1

    Congrats on 30 subscribers👏🎉

  • @Polnisz
    @Polnisz 3 года назад

    Fantastic! This is some good content! :D

  • @MrHaveaword
    @MrHaveaword 3 года назад +6

    That was entertaining! Text in the bottom right absolutely needs to be bigger, maybe doubled.

  • @daviddobi6938
    @daviddobi6938 3 года назад +9

    Poland: I have the worst neighbours
    Liechtenstein: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @ilcampigiano5502
    @ilcampigiano5502 11 месяцев назад +2

    The Italian army 🇮🇹 has often crossed borders into the Republic of San Marino 🇸🇲

  • @dodolulupepe
    @dodolulupepe 3 года назад +5

    Someone from Liechtenstein is called a Liechtensteiner FYI :)

  • @karlosdeevs
    @karlosdeevs 3 года назад +3

    the history lesson we didn't know we needed so bad..

  • @mrgopnik5964
    @mrgopnik5964 3 года назад +4

    Another day, another lost swiss regiment
    -Lichtenstein

  • @Grivian
    @Grivian 3 года назад +1

    Italy to the allies during WW2: "It was an accident bro"
    Allies: "These things happen"

  • @matthias0054
    @matthias0054 3 года назад +8

    1:33 I wonder how they didn’t notice it was the border, there is the rhine river there, the only cross points are bridges with Swiss and FL flags on them! 🙂

    • @Vigilante-3-1
      @Vigilante-3-1 3 года назад +2

      In the south its not the river.

    • @matthias0054
      @matthias0054 3 года назад

      @@Vigilante-3-1 In the west it is, and the “invasion” is from the west

    • @Vigilante-3-1
      @Vigilante-3-1 3 года назад

      @@matthias0054 There is another one in the south.