Halo Reach for mature audiences

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @thearticgamer7232
    @thearticgamer7232 5 лет назад +5762

    Bush glassed reach

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 5 лет назад +218

      Cleansing beams can't melt steel beams.

    • @mbalfour
      @mbalfour 5 лет назад +160

      Reach was an inside job

    • @danhendrick2248
      @danhendrick2248 5 лет назад +50

      This is actually the perfect comment

    • @lewatoaofair2522
      @lewatoaofair2522 5 лет назад +46

      Those weren’t planes. They were banshees.

    • @MChief123
      @MChief123 5 лет назад +30

      The prophet of truth and the arbiter were ONI agents. Arbiter acted like he was switching sides because ONI needed him to remove truth immediately.

  • @juancarlosii9794
    @juancarlosii9794 5 лет назад +5312

    So apparently this is for mature audiences, that means that Zanny can't see the video after recording it

  • @ghostriposte2977
    @ghostriposte2977 5 лет назад +2416

    Zanny’s friends: *start fighting*
    Zanny: YES, YES, CONTENT!

  • @mkmarcus7390
    @mkmarcus7390 5 лет назад +3866

    “They speak sangheili when they play elites” Just the image almost killed me

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 5 лет назад +80

      *WOD WOD WOD*

    • @user-cj3ik9qq6m
      @user-cj3ik9qq6m 5 лет назад +136

      Mete Tural WORT WORT WORT*

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 5 лет назад +31

      @@user-cj3ik9qq6m its sounds like wod tho. Although I have heard some sound like a wort. I dunno Sanghelli or reverse Johnson is confusing

    • @thatkarmaguy5356
      @thatkarmaguy5356 5 лет назад +32

      *unholy shouting*

    • @sirwrench6972
      @sirwrench6972 5 лет назад +17

      WE WORT WORT WORT TO GLORY AND OUR VICTORY

  • @mryeast101
    @mryeast101 5 лет назад +983

    Halo 2 anniversary announcer: Fire your weapon with the right trigger

    • @MapleLeafAce
      @MapleLeafAce 4 года назад +14

      I said this out loud in the announcer voice and cracked myself up.

    • @johnormesby4811
      @johnormesby4811 4 года назад +23

      To penetrate the armour of the player on the opposite team and kill the player to score

    • @anubischild7293
      @anubischild7293 3 года назад +1

      Don't sprint in halo 3

    • @SoupLizardd
      @SoupLizardd 3 года назад +5

      Use your controller to play the video game

    • @mitchparker6319
      @mitchparker6319 3 года назад

      SCORE to WIN!

  • @TheWanderer7274
    @TheWanderer7274 5 лет назад +1684

    I dropped my phone today and the screen literally looks like Noble 6’s visor in the final mission

  • @darthrevan5422
    @darthrevan5422 5 лет назад +2304

    “Sir, why did you sexually assault that woman?” “I thought she was going to jump on!”

    • @colton2680
      @colton2680 5 лет назад +97

      I guess she can jump on my high ground eh?

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 лет назад +60

      @@colton2680 ok comrade this is *_EPIC_*

    • @colton2680
      @colton2680 5 лет назад +50

      ComradeKenobi Ah, I see my left ego has come out to play....

    • @derekthedeathtrooper4220
      @derekthedeathtrooper4220 5 лет назад +22

      Well.........this is awkward...........

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 лет назад +25

      @@derekthedeathtrooper4220 are you one of his cousins?

  • @YTmakesDumbUpdates
    @YTmakesDumbUpdates 5 лет назад +699

    "They speak Sengheili when they play elites"
    *_WORT WORT WORT_*

  • @kestrel7493
    @kestrel7493 5 лет назад +539

    "according to all known laws of aviation there's no way a forklift would be able to fly" well he's not wrong

    • @igbinedion6410
      @igbinedion6410 5 лет назад +6

      It's wheels are too fat to get it's fat little body off of the ground.

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Год назад

      All known means there are more laws to discover

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 5 лет назад +464

    When I see 1400 ppl playing OG Reach I recall the article about the people who played OG Halo 2 until he bitter end and kept the game running very late, as the original Xbox's servers were closing down.

    • @maul5578
      @maul5578 5 лет назад +5

      Destroyer Inazuma what

    • @insurrectionofthedamned803
      @insurrectionofthedamned803 5 лет назад +34

      @@destroyerinazuma96 holy shit...thats history right there

    • @destroyerinazuma96
      @destroyerinazuma96 5 лет назад +18

      @@insurrectionofthedamned803 yeah, I also had no idea until a French gaming website ran the story.

    • @yimpax1222
      @yimpax1222 5 лет назад +27

      Destroyer Inazuma bruh those people are fucking legends

    • @aidenblack242
      @aidenblack242 4 года назад +8

      I've been playing OG Reach since I still don't have mcc, soon tho lel

  • @nonofyourbuisness5458
    @nonofyourbuisness5458 5 лет назад +258

    "Clan kids on my left Clan kids on my right I've been facing Clan kids almost all my life..."

    • @davidhines7104
      @davidhines7104 5 лет назад +2

      NonOfYour Buisness love that song great parody

    • @mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034
      @mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034 4 года назад +3

      My sweet Zan won’t you pull me through. Everywhere I look I see 3 clan kids dude
      Keep it going boys

  • @arielelazar8184
    @arielelazar8184 5 лет назад +135

    Zanny: Doesn’t upload for 6 days straight but then posts a twenty minute video.
    Me: Thought we were in trouble there but we're fine.

  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  5 лет назад +272

    Credit to twitter.com/Rookie_425 for making the thumbnail! Go check his stuff out if you like SFM art

  • @jsnE_ca
    @jsnE_ca 5 лет назад +79

    "I'm not ready." **CRUNCH** "I'm not ready man." **CRUNCH**

  • @porkywharf.388
    @porkywharf.388 5 лет назад +510

    ROMAN FIGHTS TO GET MONEY SO HE CAN AFFORD HALO REACH REMASTERED.

    • @north7764
      @north7764 5 лет назад +1

      Cody Nguyen I wish it was remastered...

    • @shiftyeagle7512
      @shiftyeagle7512 5 лет назад

      Why do you have the same profile image as me

    • @porkywharf.388
      @porkywharf.388 5 лет назад

      Nash G-L Cause I was young and searched up cool profile pictures and I kept it.

  • @semmstigel4453
    @semmstigel4453 5 лет назад +150

    Most dreaded words:
    "New zombie"

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 5 лет назад +846

    Zan: *we're about to pull an epic gamer maneuver*
    *Caleb gets rdm'd*
    I mean it _was_ epic

  • @highlivin1917
    @highlivin1917 5 лет назад +73

    It’s funny how they’re making fun of clan kids when Zanny and his friends sound like the biggest clan kids when they talk lmao

  • @kestrel7493
    @kestrel7493 5 лет назад +97

    The H2A announcer won't cease to make me laugh. It's just so stupid. I would be surprised if he eventually just reads out the controlls

  • @RamónCarenga
    @RamónCarenga 5 лет назад +38

    “Half those people are Mexicans in gaming shops.” I feel attacked that he targeted me that way

  • @xvdracovx539
    @xvdracovx539 5 лет назад +85

    Zanny "I have a match in matchmaking"
    Thanos "Impossible"
    Anakin "Is it possible to learn this power?"
    Someone else in the party " wait i have a match in matchmaking"
    Anakin "This is outrageous, its unfair"

  • @sf_jaku3276
    @sf_jaku3276 4 года назад +11

    I love how he gives a real mini-history lesson, then makes it even better with a Video Game reference.

  • @EpicEmpire24
    @EpicEmpire24 5 лет назад +33

    20:06 Which if we're following the laws of fractions, means your total score is 3!
    This is great stuff zanny

  • @AwesomeTiger267
    @AwesomeTiger267 5 лет назад +20

    Zanny: It's 60 fps! It's 60 fps!
    The PC community: THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS

    • @Knight-Artorias
      @Knight-Artorias 3 года назад +1

      The *rich PC community

    • @MintyLime703
      @MintyLime703 3 года назад +2

      @@Knight-Artorias it's Halo my guy, you don't need a super computer to get more than 60.
      There's also this thing called "saving money" and "budgeting"

  • @pigeonpigeon3249
    @pigeonpigeon3249 5 лет назад +877

    About an hour ago I just changed my clan tag to “zan clan” is this me being rewarded?

    • @Muddfeet64
      @Muddfeet64 5 лет назад +18

      Damn i gotta do that, good thing i didnt make one yet

    • @S7AR2024
      @S7AR2024 5 лет назад +27

      People need to make that a thing

    • @Flanxxed
      @Flanxxed 5 лет назад +7

      Yes

    • @Kalina47
      @Kalina47 5 лет назад +7

      Preußen IstBeste An hour ago?
      Weakling.

    • @otako8255
      @otako8255 5 лет назад +3

      It suddenly changed even though I haven’t played halo in 2 years

  • @jrmcgrifster1606
    @jrmcgrifster1606 5 лет назад +12

    “I am a tidal wave, you are seaweed”

  • @double1777
    @double1777 5 лет назад +214

    Guess you could say Halo...
    *reached* pc

  • @ThoomLord
    @ThoomLord 5 лет назад +32

    8:48 your laugh is so distinct. It makes me want to laugh just hearing it.

  • @obamaslastname1
    @obamaslastname1 5 лет назад +120

    finally, a zanny back reveal

  • @scoredracoon9727
    @scoredracoon9727 5 лет назад +263

    Zanny: (sees a clan kid) ewwwwww
    Zanny: (sees a zan clan kid) oMG zAnClaN

    • @UnkleSanik
      @UnkleSanik 5 лет назад +48

      Zan clan is the only acceptable clan

    • @mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034
      @mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034 4 года назад +13

      Furrylorian Lord of crop yiff I really fucking despise your name but I agree

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад

      @@mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034 lol

    • @BMWM3GTR2001
      @BMWM3GTR2001 4 года назад

      @@UnkleSanik what about "Ya like Jazz?"

  • @Set2Wumbo
    @Set2Wumbo 5 лет назад +58

    "Mexicans in gaming shops"
    😂😂

    • @Thaumiel-115
      @Thaumiel-115 5 лет назад +6

      Mexican fans keeping the boat afloat ✊

  • @caboosegaming9992
    @caboosegaming9992 5 лет назад +52

    Zanny: Get down from that incline!
    Me: GET DOWN FROM THAT HIGH GROUND

  • @karenleard1155
    @karenleard1155 4 года назад +14

    6:42 rule number one of that mission: Take the hog and leave Kat behind

  • @Romulus63
    @Romulus63 5 лет назад +317

    These thumbnails look like something straight out of rule 34 lmao

    • @drquack4213
      @drquack4213 5 лет назад +26

      Just Another Gamer pretty hot right?

    • @fenneclord9581
      @fenneclord9581 5 лет назад +16

      That’s a 10/10

    • @theduckwithmoney8737
      @theduckwithmoney8737 5 лет назад +53

      That’s because it is
      Don’t ask how I know this..

    • @fenneclord9581
      @fenneclord9581 5 лет назад +4

      The Duck with Money hot

    • @Romulus63
      @Romulus63 5 лет назад +28

      @@theduckwithmoney8737 ahh.. a man of culture

  • @theurbangoose6918
    @theurbangoose6918 3 года назад +2

    According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a forklift should be able to fly
    The bee movie is still golden

  • @danieldanesh5198
    @danieldanesh5198 5 лет назад +16

    RUclips : Zanny drop a new video
    The zan clan : miiiiiiizarooooo

  • @Jonathanrawrr
    @Jonathanrawrr 5 лет назад +7

    I totally watched Caleb's machinima back in the day and loved it.

  • @kylelove4078
    @kylelove4078 5 лет назад +9

    “Why isn’t he shooting still?
    He just killing us!
    SHOOOT!!!” 😂😂

  • @coltonbarnes7861
    @coltonbarnes7861 Год назад +2

    Couldnt have said it better, reach made the threat of the covenant feel real

  • @acrazeefamily3610
    @acrazeefamily3610 5 лет назад +7

    Zanny’s friend: *gets angry*
    Zanny: why do i hear boss music?

  • @cerjmedia
    @cerjmedia 5 лет назад +6

    "I'm an Elite Spartan"
    That's pretty much an Oxymoron for Halo

  • @jayman9034
    @jayman9034 5 лет назад +14

    It’s finally here! The Banshee section of the Faze montage!

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 лет назад +2

    “Are you ready to play Halo: Reach?”
    “READY DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING DESCRIBE IT!”

  • @Aegis_Mind
    @Aegis_Mind 3 года назад +21

    God I wish I could experience the Reach campaign completely fresh again. Was a senior in high school at the time and that experience was so surreal. Reach was the pinnacle of my teenage years. Nothing else mattered

  • @sirturtlethegreat7190
    @sirturtlethegreat7190 4 года назад +2

    Noble team is just flucking dying
    Zanny: *cronch* *cronch*

  • @justyouraveragebrit9090
    @justyouraveragebrit9090 4 года назад +5

    Remember the food old days of Calum screaming ALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @grogu425mandalorian3
    @grogu425mandalorian3 5 лет назад +13

    One shot one kill!
    Oneshotonekill!!
    Lmao loved that ,I always look forward to your vids zanny ,me and my boy just laughed thru half the vid ,like I said watching your vids is me and my boys thing now 📹🎞️👦👨👀...

  • @ninjaoclock3865
    @ninjaoclock3865 5 лет назад +50

    Why is it level 94
    The intent is to provide the player with pride and a sense of accomplishment

  • @Justaguy090
    @Justaguy090 6 месяцев назад +1

    Zanny becomes the best history teacher 😂😂😂 4:39

  • @NightSentinel8432
    @NightSentinel8432 2 года назад +4

    I remember being sad after seeing Jorge die, then Kat went and I realized, it wasn't a normal campaign

  • @sspark2686
    @sspark2686 5 лет назад +8

    1:21 9 year old me when i heard the menu song for the first time

  • @knightcheyson
    @knightcheyson 5 лет назад +26

    Zanny: *roasts kids using spartan tags and names*
    "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

    • @jshizzle6065
      @jshizzle6065 5 лет назад +3

      Bro I know who those spartans are too. Look at the scoreboard, Zanny got big dead 💀

    • @dovahkiin7253
      @dovahkiin7253 3 года назад

      @@jshizzle6065 Feels bad man they were just showing their love for the franchise

  • @maxmccrabb2477
    @maxmccrabb2477 4 года назад +2

    Watching noble team die:
    *sobbing while saluting*

  • @kagame1726
    @kagame1726 5 лет назад +5

    9:53 that spartan dying and facing the wall....XD!!!!!

  • @FabianC907
    @FabianC907 5 лет назад +99

    “Half those numbers are Mexicans” same with Gears

    • @user-nz4dr1sy5g
      @user-nz4dr1sy5g 5 лет назад +2

      Thats racist Bro
      Y si soy mexicano

    • @FabianC907
      @FabianC907 5 лет назад +2

      Yo también...

    • @LoS_Lust4Blood
      @LoS_Lust4Blood 5 лет назад +12

      Is it truly racist if it’s a fact though?

    • @FabianC907
      @FabianC907 5 лет назад

      South Americans would be better worded.

    • @LoS_Lust4Blood
      @LoS_Lust4Blood 5 лет назад +4

      Fabian907 Mexico is in North America if not considered Central America though. I think.

  • @kuroi597
    @kuroi597 5 лет назад +7

    9:08 Best girl using her mystic eyes of death perception

  • @NotForMe88
    @NotForMe88 4 года назад +5

    I love playing the original reach, love that other people are still on it

  • @porkywharf.388
    @porkywharf.388 5 лет назад +12

    I think that maybe you could split your profile picture into three sections then the new section could be warden and you could keep the spartan and clone trooper in your pfp.

  • @Luissv72
    @Luissv72 5 лет назад +6

    That old-school machinima video kicked me in the nostalgia balls omg

    • @Caluben
      @Caluben 5 лет назад +1

      I told Zanny I made a Reach Machinima and he asked for the link of the series, so as I went back to it, I had to rewatch some of my favorite ones. Brought some great memories back.

    • @smarrkidd5538
      @smarrkidd5538 5 лет назад +1

      Caluben make a season 2 🥵🥵

  • @kestrel7493
    @kestrel7493 5 лет назад +17

    Could you say Kat couldn't REACH the end of the hallway

    • @danielnguyen3035
      @danielnguyen3035 5 лет назад +3

      I'm going to be honest, that joke was a bit of a reach.

    • @TaintedNimbus
      @TaintedNimbus 5 лет назад

      I hope you wake up tied up as a passenger in a Warthog that has Kat as the driver for making this pun.

  • @lonewolf0712
    @lonewolf0712 3 года назад +2

    00:03 that's the cleanest I've ever heard someone say that 😂

  • @Couldntcomeupwitone
    @Couldntcomeupwitone 4 года назад +4

    Zanny: “They made a game, not exactly the way I wanted!” EA, Respawn , DICE, and Rockstar “What the f*ck did you say virgin !” Zanny: “best games ever 10:10

  • @brendanp1792
    @brendanp1792 11 месяцев назад +1

    no way caleb made that series i used to watch that as a kid i loved it

  • @the_broke_spartan
    @the_broke_spartan 2 года назад +4

    i genuinely grinded that season pass out completely just to get that helmet. glad i have it now.

  • @saviourfade6849
    @saviourfade6849 5 лет назад +3

    Video title: Halo Reach for mature audiences
    2 second later: alright ladies and gentlemen we're about to pull an epic gamer manover
    Riiight......

  • @VieraSeph
    @VieraSeph 5 лет назад +5

    The most thing I will be missing from Xbox reach are the backgrounds in the menu. The main screen kept raining , was very detailed overall and while all this happens the melancholic music kicks in
    On the other hand i still have an xbox and reach

  • @joekerr1607
    @joekerr1607 2 года назад +1

    Also zanny "I'm still a person I get tired of playing the same shit"
    For honor doubts this

  • @HelycopterEP
    @HelycopterEP 5 лет назад +20

    1:18 as a Hispanic. I concur 😂

  • @Wobniar_Noen
    @Wobniar_Noen 5 лет назад +1

    Kat's death was by far the most emotionally jarring, especially playing without subtitles, I never saw it coming the first time.

  • @MasterHall117
    @MasterHall117 4 года назад +3

    7:14
    Can’t help but think that was Tucker screaming

  • @AntOfBobby
    @AntOfBobby 3 года назад +2

    "I'll go get some popcorn"
    Me : I have popco--
    *Bowl is empty*
    Me : WITCHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @thereaper6722
    @thereaper6722 5 лет назад +4

    The Requiem series, THE NOSTALGIA!!!

    • @Caluben
      @Caluben 5 лет назад +2

      This makes me smile

  • @arkonomus
    @arkonomus 2 месяца назад +1

    11:47 Halo TV CPL Perez foreshadowing

  • @seawind930
    @seawind930 5 лет назад +10

    Unless someone goes "Wort wort wort" then it's not authentic.

  • @_Nigguel_
    @_Nigguel_ 5 лет назад +1

    “You got caught in the wave bitch” That was the best part of the video

  • @loco4halo1
    @loco4halo1 5 лет назад +6

    I remember that Halo machinima way back. Damn it's weird seeing all this OG reach videos poping back really makes me remember playing when I was a kid.

  • @owenjones3929
    @owenjones3929 3 года назад

    Solar: Jumps off the platform onto the banshee
    Zanny: I hate it when he does that

  • @kem9952
    @kem9952 5 лет назад +6

    Let's talk about that thumbnail though-

  • @IsDatTreyy
    @IsDatTreyy 4 года назад +1

    WERE GOING DOOWWN!!!!
    that sound so movie accurate

  • @DarthPho3nix33
    @DarthPho3nix33 5 лет назад +10

    The fact that you didn't say "Remember Reach" in the farewell part is highly disrespectful

  • @furiouskaleb6197
    @furiouskaleb6197 5 лет назад +1

    “There dying getting picked off one by one by one and I’m sitting here eating popcorn”
    - Sir Zanny

  • @diego-jz2ld
    @diego-jz2ld 4 года назад +3

    This brought back so many memories

  • @RemyClements
    @RemyClements 3 месяца назад +1

    Caleb casually commits murder

  • @creativename5060
    @creativename5060 4 года назад +3

    7:55 if that was more cinematic it coulda been an actual reach cutscene

  • @BigTylt
    @BigTylt 4 года назад +2

    Me: "Mom, can we have team coordination?"
    Mom: "No, we have team coordination at home"
    Team coordination at home: 7:50

  • @definitelyjustcj4148
    @definitelyjustcj4148 4 года назад +2

    0:05 he sounded like Bill Burr’s character on F is for Family 💀💀

  • @sillycreation5919
    @sillycreation5919 4 года назад +2

    I haven’t heard people have this much fun in reach in years. It makes me so happy! Remember reach! ❤️

  • @mascetto6865
    @mascetto6865 5 лет назад +9

    I thought star wars Jedi fallen order oh well I'm gonna wait again

  • @faye61
    @faye61 5 лет назад +1

    if i don't hear or see a single aaawoolooloo, i riot

  • @spunkybug3507
    @spunkybug3507 5 лет назад +7

    Title Exist
    Demonitization: Stop in the name of RUclips Law

  • @sammyboi586
    @sammyboi586 5 лет назад +1

    "The power of the sun have been frozen in the harsh winter of reality" -Zanman 2019

  • @colton2680
    @colton2680 5 лет назад +70

    Hello there!
    Ah, I see the high ground council made me be first..

    • @generalgrievous3667
      @generalgrievous3667 5 лет назад +11

      GENERAL KENOBI WHAT A SURPRISE

    • @colton2680
      @colton2680 5 лет назад +9

      General Grievous General Grevious..... how fancy meeting you here.

    • @joseblanco3929
      @joseblanco3929 5 лет назад +3

      A surprise to be sure..... but a welcome one

    • @walp8408
      @walp8408 5 лет назад +2

      Hello, general Kenobi

    • @colton2680
      @colton2680 5 лет назад +4

      Light905 Ray hello there!

  • @gmjaken
    @gmjaken 4 года назад +1

    23 thousand main characters, Requiem Season 2 is gonna be wild.

  • @Gundamguy-py3ir
    @Gundamguy-py3ir 5 лет назад +3

    3:10 "I'm not ready" 😂

  • @OmegaGamer707
    @OmegaGamer707 4 года назад +2

    We all know that the hardest part of Reach’s campaign was getting Kat on the rocket turret

  • @burzarec
    @burzarec 5 лет назад +59

    i am from Europe and i dont remember if halo reach is actually rated M
    My life is a fookin bruh moment

  • @mushroomlord1339
    @mushroomlord1339 4 года назад

    its fun watching them make fun of clan kids. its fun doing that while being one

  • @winnietheflu4633
    @winnietheflu4633 5 лет назад +4

    IM READAAAAY! HOW BOUT YOOOU!?

  • @Hunt5258
    @Hunt5258 5 лет назад

    Whenever carter leaves the Xbox party he just says "you're on your own noble. Carter out"

  • @xolrivenstummyache
    @xolrivenstummyache 3 года назад +1

    (As Emile dies)
    Zanny: “I’m not ready, man. I’m not ready.”
    (crunch)