7 Times Tekken Weirdo Heihachi Was Just the Weirdest
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- Опубликовано: 22 июл 2024
- Tekken 7 hits arcades in Japan this week, so publisher Namco Bandai has released the game’s opening cinematic, which shows series regulars Heihachi and Kazuya beating each other senseless inside an active volcano. It’s a family tradition?
The sequence is super cool and badass, but we’re not expecting this tone to last. Anything involving Heihachi is probably going to descend into utter madness, as we can see by examining the Tekken archive of Heihachi being weird.
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Heihachi launching his family into space was actually a great idea, when you consider his family.
Indeed. Since throwing them down hasn't exactly been a foolproof tactic, sending them up is actually a rather logical progression.
just like the old Mishima saying : "If volcanoes dont work, try the sun."
J.A.C'ked Not a great idea. He has to go with them too.
Something is wrong with every male Mishima...it must be a genetic disease.
DuskSunDawn Actualy it came from his wife's side of the family
DuskSunDawn yup. And it started with him. After his wife died he threw his son off a cliff which caused him to sell his soul to the devil to get revenge, trapped his father under a house or castle (dont remember which) which caused him to make a similar deal as Kazyua, adopted a son that he used to make his actual son more eager to fight him (which got mad and upset for being used, causing him to hate the entire family), got a grandson which he used because of the devil genes in his blood (which he got from his father because... deal with the devil) then after he was done with him shot him in the head, which didn't kill him by the way, AND managed to get a bastard son in Scandinavia which has unwillingly and unknowingly been dragged into the family feud... Heihatchi is mad...
At least Jin's goal is to wipe out the entire line, including himself once he has killed his father and grandfather, to stop the devil gene from spreading...
Heihachi may be weird, but his barber is weirder.
His hairstyle is cool.
Kills wife for being a demon, hairstyle looks like horns
The barber had no idea what Heihachi was talking about
Lmao what about jin's
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Kazuya's barber, but varied.
I like that time Heihachi accidentally traveled into the past (Soul Calibur 2) while at a hot spring and just punched everyone else while they were trying to stab, bludgeon, and generally kill him with giant demonic flesh swords with eyes.
JENeration
Are you trying to say that if you found that you've randomly broken several fundamental principles of space-time and quantum mechanics to end up in the past of an alternate universe, your not going to just start punching everyone you see until you find yourself back home? Yeah, right... I don't believe you.
I remember the TV ads for it! Heihachi was shown a selection of weapons by some guy and he decides if he'll use them by checking to see if he can break them with his bare hands... which he did. To be fair they did modify his costume somewhat. he wears metal bracers in Soul Calibur.
Well, to his defense, throwing down cliffs, into volcanos, and out of a helicopter didn't really work with his family members, so space is kind of the only option left.
Oh he also tried to shoot his grandson and that didn't work.
I saw a video where tekken’s endings are all given their own entry in another list video. I can’t remember the title. Can you guys help me?
this old geezer is badass....he takes on his son and grandson who have the devil gene power while having no power himself....just pure strength....badass buffoon....
But he does have Electric Wind God Fist, so balance.
Chuck Testa My favourite move of Heihachi is his powerbomb.
Don't forget he fought his wife and killed her.
first time seeing that Tekken 5 ending of Lee's, i had to use lemon and sandpaper to wash out my eyes.
I was 5 when I saw that ending, I blame tekken 5 for the awkward memories of my childhood.
excellent
Cmon, I know you liked it.
Nicholas Aysen i almost ended tekken 5 with all characters .
The hworang is the weirdest one.
MozWorstGamer how is Hwoarang's weirder than this one?
Lee Chaolan is... excellent.
Indeed.
Ca'moon.. *thumb*
Yup
I wonder what falls under official canon in the Tekken universe, as every ending is bat-shit crazy!
Basicly, yea
but thats why we love tekken
You could follow main endings from the original 3 games and then use your imagination for what paths were cannon
In the Tekken Universe, all paths are canon, so shut up and laugh
Macaco Macabra
no endings where someone who doesn't become zaibatsu head becomes zaibatsu head are obviously not canon
I assume only jin's endings are canon since he is the main protagonist
Well what did I expect,
JAPAN
We truly have reached the point where "Because Japan" is a legitimate reason for things.
You gotta wonder, just what goes on in the mind of a typical Japanese person?
I think the more pressing matter is the implication that every man, woman, and child in Japan is now somehow a guro hentai artist.
***** lol relax I'm not trying to "twist your words". I'm half pulling your chain, half wanting clarification cause I wasn't really sure what you meant in that last post since it seemed a bit out the left field from what was being talked about before; I think Zack's talking more about niches and other smaller things being blown out of proportion and becoming an acceptable overall ethnic stereotype rather than whether or not to judge a sub-culture.
This is probably the most Japan fighting game ever
We'll laugh all you want now but unlike you lot heihachi ain't single, he's TEKKEN
Logout
I laughed and felt sad at the same time... Thanks ?
*In Tekken Announcer voice* CHICKEN!!!
Slow claps
Alt F4 please.
What about the end of Tekken: Blood Vengeance, where Heihachi awakens the spirit of The Kyoto Earth Goddess and amasses a multitude of Mokujin into one gigantic monster, which he controls from the inside, wearing his Tekken 4 fundoshi? When I first saw this, all I could think was, "Wow, they were on drugs when they made this."
Cody Fuqua
that was ruled out of the series canon.
linux750 Canon or not, it's still one of the biggest WTF moments in Tekken history.
IKR
Heihachi is a great dad, I wish he threw me into a volcano ;-;
Malaika Mirza Yes
bloody hell
I know, right? I was born in the wrong generation.
Heihachi must also be a good friend, as his best friend is a bear.
Brad Schaefer Kazuya is a greay dad, i wish he threw me into a volcano
His Tekken 4 costume, enough said.
That's what I thought would be in this video!
Ugh, that "thing" was such an eyesore! Real disappointed that didn't make the cut here
Hiro Maxi Everyone remembers their first time seeing that shit smh
That was scarring
RPGaimer18 It was more than scarring, it was eye-bleach worthy 0_0
"Here's hoping Tekken 7 has more Heihachi weirdness like that...."
sir, I've got bad news for you!
It's stuff like this that makes me love the Tekken series. Nobody really expects a serious or engaging plot out of a fighting game, so why not have a little fun with it?
I love how he has the traditional Japanese platform clog shoes...on his spacesuit.
All that money, yet they still wear the same clothes every year!
I know right...
You are frakking billionaires.
Spring for new garbs you cheapskates...
You cant blame a guy for his likes, you havent seen his wardrobe, maybe he has 23232432312214 outfits that look the same. if aint broke dont fix it
Ever heard of steve jobs?
It's not the same outfit. He just farm raises Bengal tigers to kill them and make a coat fresh everyday.
What if all the other fighters are actually associated with the WWF and want to stop Heihachi from contributing to the future extinction of tigers
This is why the Tekken live action film failed. It's because it would be hilarious if Heihachi was batshit crazy just like in the games, but the writer, or writers were afraid people wouldn't like to see a crazy, old billionaire host a fighting Tournament. Now they have to live with that mistake.
yeah, but it would have failed anyways
pedro lorenzo Not really. All they have to do is make it into B movie action film. Something that is dumb but it's so bad that it's good.
Afrika Smith fail in the box office I meant
pedro lorenzo True, but it wouldn't be as bad as most people would think. Ratchet and Clank didn't do so well, but it wasn't as bad as Tekken, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, and Super Mario Bros.
Afrika Smith super mario bros doesn't have a movie
You didn't include that part in the Tekken OVA, when Heihachi catches a tomahawk with his own teeth and eats it? I am very disappointed in you.
... Lars's Family Reunion Dream.
i called that a Heihachi being a dick moment
SO WAIT i need to understand something
jin is his grand son
lee is his adopted son... alright i knew that
what's lars have to do with him? is it his son from a Sweden mom or something?
+Mr39foor he is his illegitimate son, meaning he banged some swedish chick and got her pregnant
CyberTigerCro LOL alright alright i get it now, thanks. so where did he get his super speed from?
he doesn't have devil gene, does he?
Nothing has been confirmed as of yet, but we'll wait for Tekken 7. As for speed that can be many things, he is a great fighter after all
I love this franchise.
Remember when he ate a tomahawk?
Its never boring being a part of his family
A potion that turns you into a bear is the opposite of a problem.
I like the way you think
What about when he ate Michelle's axe in the Animated Movie?
YES!
+Alejandro Romo of course got to keep your iron up
I have a small problem with the first "weird thing" you mention. Heihachi didn't really leave Kuma in charge of Mishima Zaibatsu. Heihachi was presumed killed after the 4th tournament, which left Kuma alone. Kuma went to the Mishima Zaibatsu, only to realize someone, Namely Jinpachi had taken control of Mishima Zaibatsu. Kuma then vowed to save/takeover Mishima Zaibatsu, when the 5th tournament was announced.
So Kumas ending, is where Kuma won the tournament and won/took control of Mishima Zaibatsu, and Heihachi then believed that Kuma would give him the company, but Kuma decided not to. But heihachi never really gave Kuma control of the company, Kuma won/took it by winning the tournament.
Also, in 4 and 7 I would more call it Lee Chaolan being weird not Heihachi.
Heihachi does give the Mishima Zaibatsu to Kuma in Kuma's Tekken 4 ending. Even including the cute little bear head and Heihachi head on the contract. But he did try to cheat Kuma with the last page of the contract... He probably shouldn't have shown a happy face on his Heihachi drawing when he showed a sad face for losing the Zaibatsu on all the other pages.
Any ending with Lee in it was the fucking best! ~TWUU FINGHA~
They were truly excellent.
OUUUHhh Exerrent!!!
How can you forget the diper from Tekken 4
117darksonic Oh yeah XD
The entire mishima family has some serious issues
heihachi is just the best fighting game character ever.
My favorite Heihachi trolling is when Kuma won the turnament and he has Kuma signing all the Zaibatsu ownership documents with his paw prints, only to have the last paper being a relinqueshing of the comapny back to him. Luckily, Kuma missed the paper and hit the old Geezer right in the face.
simple, he donated his skin and hair to the smash bros foundation for all the mii fighters to try out when Ryu joined the smash cast.
This video has been a long time coming, the hints have been in every single Andy submitted idea in a video about weird evil or fighting games since as far back as I've watched lol.
heihachi becoming an animal again oh I don't think could BEAR it hahahahaha
Great now it's time to watch a huge load of Tekken ending cinematics. Missed them, to be honest. Thanks!
what about his tekken 4 boss battle where he fights you practically naked
+NoLaCkiNkiLtDaTnIkkAh true he did wear a sumo thong, I nearly lost to the old frakker because of his headlock
tiga92001 dat powerbomb tho
0:50 Is it okay if that bear is your extremely smart/badass kung fu best friend? I would think so...
This goddan famiy is just plain badass and ridiculous. One time they fight in a freaking volcano and survive without a single scratch on them, and the other time they're just goddamn weird! I haven't played most of Tekken games, but it seems like Lars is the most adequate person among them. Oh wait, didnt he, like, fell for a robot? Could this count as weird? I mean, I at some point was gay for Alisa, too.
The best thing about Tekken is how over-the-top the fighters are. My favorite character Dragunov is a man of very few words, but he enjoys singing karaoke.
***** You know, now that you've mentioned Kazuya's scars, it makes me wonder. How do they survive all of these trips to space, explosions and falls into volcanos? And how do they still look so good?!
you gay to a robot and ask if lars is weird for liking her... kay
9BeastKing Lars knew that Heihachi are his father , and only him (and his mother) knew it
The rocket thing then went on to become the best Super in PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale.
2 excellents in one video? This is a dream come true!
Fun fact: Ling Xiaoyu is the only character whose name is formatted in the Chinese style (family name first) so her first name is actually Xiaoyu
Nope. Baek Doo San. Koreans share a similar format with surname first as well.
Lukeiru Oh yeah forgot about him
rEon G
Technically Julia is considered Native and Marshall is American, nationality-wise.
rEon G
No doubt about ethnicity, but nationality-wise they are not Chinese.
rEon G They may be Chinese but they don't have their names in the Chinese order which is surname first e.g. Law Marshall
Shouldn't it be pronounced Hey-hachi? If it was Hi-hachi, I think it would be spelled Haihachi.
Crap, I am such a nerd.
Be grateful, I guess, that he wasn't talking about Jai Alai - he could have butchered that without even trying..
+BuddhaLiebtDich ... okay then
It IS Heihachi yeah
I think it's the accent idk
it bugged me too...its, "Hey-Hah-Chee" and "Zai-Bah-Tsu" lol
Probably another feat to mention is how Heihachi (after the opening for Tekken 5) gets launched out of a building after an explosion, gets buried at a cemetery after landing, and after an undisclosed number of days, decides to make like a zombie and come out of his grave.
Nothing refreshes the spirit like taking a dirt nap I guess...
I think Jin prefers sand naps
They had to make make him an erotic waiter, seeing as how rauchy the outfits were for the female tekken cast. The game wouldve practically been mistalen for dead or alive.
UGH. i cannot believe i have to explain Lee's Tekken 5 ending but here goes:
Lee dressed Heihachi up to *HUMILIATE HIM*. Lee *did not* want to ogle his adoptive dad in a speedo, Lee just wanted to force Heichachi to wear one because Lee thought it would be hilarious. Which it was.
....Stop tying sex to everything people...damn.
I know right
But its funnier to think he wanted to look at his foster dad in a speedo...
linux750
No, your making excuses for a character that (I assume) you like. That whole ending was absolutely dripping with incestuous homoeroticism. That's just facts, bro.
I love Tekken's humor, it's one of the things that make it unique.
Yes. The Mishima Zaibatsu is an international conglomerate based in the research, production, and advancement of robotics and AI. Grand examples of this are Gunjack: the prototype hand to hand combat drone from tekkens 1-3 followed by the Jack series onward. Anyone who's played the first area of 'Devil Within' from the PS2 Tekken 5 (the game was kickass just btw) displayed the main focuses of what the Mishima Zaibatsu does
Yet the only thing I haven't understood was the translation. There can't be "the Zaibatsu" as it is, being a conglomerate, is one of many, at best they should have translated it as "you haved saved my zaibatsu".
This all just makes me love Heihachi.
The Zaibatsu is a defense contractor of some measure. They made the Jack series of robots. They also do private military contracting/relief aid via the Tekken Force (Tekkenshu), which Heihachi founded sometime between Tekken 2 and Tekken 3.
I saw a play station ad before watching outside Xbox lol
I remember seeing 3:43 in another list video on this channel. Witch one is it?
My favourite is where he's wearing a fucking nappy in Tekken 4 and that was before the rejuvenation potion. Some things can't be unseen...
Heihachi is a fucking legend xD I love that character.
Heihachi has the same voice actor as the principal of Otokojuku in the Manga of the same name. The name of that guy is "Edajima Heihachi" and he's just as fucking crazy. I think being fucking crazy just runs with the "Heihachi" name.
Oh, Heihachi. Don't ever change.
In Tekken 6 he fucking caught a BULLET with his TETTH, bitch !!! Da mothafucka's awesome !!!)
Also, R.I.P. Daisuke Gori.
He was a good man.
heihachi throwing kazuya into a volcano in tekken 4 is the greatest opening to a game ever.
Ah the memories, I love Tekken so much.
Lee is excellent! Damn I love Tekken, I still actually play the original two as well.
...this now makes me really like heihachi as a character... never thought I'd say that....
I always loved it when he'd strap people to rockets and send them into space. Classic.
What about that one time Heihachi decided to become a DJ announcer in Ridge Racer 6? He could have fought Kazuya or Jin for the thousandth time, but he willingly chose to do something out of the norm. He even enjoyed it.
I think the weirdest thing about Heihachi is that weird frog-like gurgle sound he makes occasionally when he gets hit.
I don’t even know how to describe the sound lol but it sounds so weird haha it’s funny asf to me
1:16 Excellent
1:33 Another One
You forgot one of the costumes he wore in Tekken 4... I still have nightmares about it.
How about the sound he makes during gameplay in tekken 2 when he gets hurt.... "OOOOOOOOHHHH!!!". I just couldn't take it seriously XD
I've been a tekken fan for 12 years... I don't know how most of this surpassed me.
Excellent.
Never played Tekken, but this Heihachi guy seems hilarious xD
Well, somehow he became a joke character in his own and Kuma endings from Tekken 5 and 6. In Tekken 7 he will be a serious character once again.
Oh, I'm waiting for Heihachi's "plot twist" theory to be true :)
Zen Power Tekken 5 is when he was in a coma, 6 he just woke up from said coma, and didn't really participate in Jin's IFT, I think he was hoping that one of them would die.
I mean he lost on purpose against Akuma, to let Akuma and Kazuya fight while he takes the Mishima Zaibatsu.
7 games and many other spin offs? Namco Bandai have TEKKEN this too far!
How about the time he appeared in PlayStation Allstars Battle Royal? That was a pretty weird choice...
Not really. Tekken was PlayStation exclusive from Tekken 1-Tekken 5.
How about when he appeared in Project X Zone with MegaMan and Dante?
And Soul Calibur 2 on the PS2
This video did explain why I didn't understand any of his super moves, what with the bears and rockets and whatnot. I thought there was some kind of logical explanation. Turns out Heihachi is just weird.
Your problem,its playstation. They dont want wars so if they steer away from it then most haters will go through the vid without the war going through their minds. The one time they mentioned ps4 the comments became unreadable, just people arguing and not even having rational arguments or anything.
If I had a nickle for every time I've seen the Lee Chaolan ending brought up in an Outsidexbox list, I too could afford a seventy year old butler in a speedo.
Btw, that whole tied onto spaceship thing, well, a space generates about, oh, 20,000 newtons when going into space. That would rip whatever pieces tied onto the rocket off into Mars or something.
All three are demons, and in Japan, demons = indestructible by normal or logical means (see: Naruto).
Heihachi is my fav tekken character, fuckin' awesome...
My fav Tekken character along with Feng
Would you do a top ten classic xbox games video
Hei may be for horses, but that doesn't mean it's not for bears. ;)
Been working on that for 10 years
box folder
...10 years well spent.
what was number 2 from?
Heihachi as a guest character in Soul Calibur
The “Heihachi Land” is all the info we actually need to see how much this man is so full of himself.🤣🤣
Heihachi fighting in what looks like adult nappies. Sure he's getting on a bit now but did we really need to see that?!
Tekken and Resident Evil were my favorite series on the PS1. After decades with both, I have to say, Tekken is a weird series. Resident Evil seems well adjusted by comparison.
i thought everyone launched they family into space attached to the rocket it looks like fun
Gin San!!!
Tekken 4 Last Stage = Heihachi in fundoshi O_____o
When Heihachi's voice actor died, the creators changed his hair from white to black, out of respect, that's what I heard... Now his hair is grey again. By the way, he had an affair with some Swedish woman and Lars was the result, who happened to be born around the same time as his grandson Jin. Hence, Kazuya isn't Heihachi's only son. As for Heihachi's endings in Tekken, I'm not sure which ones are canon...
Lars was conceived because Heihachi wanted to confirm if the Devil Gene did not corrupt him through his interactions with his wife.
Excellent
Forgot that time he decided to enter the Soul Caliber tournament and got destroy by that green dude with everyone's weapons. And Link.
A lot of final fighting bosses get their position through magic, cursed weapons, super science technology and literal godhood...
Then we have a rich senior citizen who's ridiculously badass and badassly ridiculous
The diapper from Tekken 4! xD
Is number 2 from an ending or the movie?
Omg!
Such a weird grandpa!
But say what you will,he is in great shape!
Lee chaolan... classy as fuck!
What about his appearance in Pac-Man Fever. Hanging out with Pac-Man, and other game characters doing what Mario Party is known for. XD
I was expecting diaper Heihachi. He is so funny!
EXCELLENT!!!
The seventh one is basically every beginner in KSP.
all of them, HILARIOUS ahhahahahaha love those endings
Heihachi is like what would happen if Kiba's adoptive father was even crazier.
Rest in Peace, Ishizuka Unshou.
No matter how many times he tries to kill Kazuya, the dude just won't stay dead, thanks to the Devil Gene.