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  • bender gets high

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  • @brandonloaiza8595
    @brandonloaiza8595 2 года назад +148

    "what kinda party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker" still quote this today lmao

  • @mrshootinputin7251
    @mrshootinputin7251 6 лет назад +322

    What kind of party is this? No booze and only one hooker. That line cracks me up.

    • @Daniel-dm4es
      @Daniel-dm4es 5 лет назад +8

      Shoulda said Hookah

    • @LoganTheDevilMayCryFan
      @LoganTheDevilMayCryFan 2 года назад +1

      If there's only one hooker, I'm gonna start my own party, with blackjack and hookers

  • @cathalcorcoran2554
    @cathalcorcoran2554 4 года назад +283

    Don't do electricity kids.

  • @JSRbowling595
    @JSRbowling595 3 года назад +90

    "Who was that guy?"
    "Yo mama! Now shut up and drag me to work!"
    😂

  • @FROZENbender
    @FROZENbender 5 месяцев назад +17

    "do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? NOOOO, so beat it!" god I love this guy so much

  • @dillonkinder9296
    @dillonkinder9296 2 года назад +76

    I died laughing hearing Bender munching on those purple orbs

  • @christianisraelolmosmartin266
    @christianisraelolmosmartin266 5 лет назад +134

    Electricity might be the new drug in the future this is like LCD Hehe.

    • @torpmorp1324
      @torpmorp1324 5 лет назад +1

      Christian Israel Olmos Martinez actually, it might

    • @jwilson544
      @jwilson544 5 лет назад +2

      If it wasn't so addictive

    • @ocdemon8999
      @ocdemon8999 3 года назад

      @@jwilson544 so basically PCP

    • @joshwalls9923
      @joshwalls9923 Год назад

      Once those bombs start going off we're either gonna be dead or in a brand new world that is starting from scratch 😂 No electricity in that future. Back to the dark ages.

  • @markdevonport3274
    @markdevonport3274 Год назад +19

    Futurama
    The only show that can make a good joke about drugs and masturbation.

  • @buildertherobloxian4731
    @buildertherobloxian4731 Год назад +25

    1:12 HENENE HENENE HENENE HENENE HENENE HENENE HENENE HENENE HENENE

    • @sashaflorence2477
      @sashaflorence2477 Год назад +8

      Me when I’m drinking an energy drink of RockStar

    • @ryanappleton3653
      @ryanappleton3653 6 месяцев назад +3

      Easy, baby. You don't want to get hooked on this stuff

    • @yes-yq4il
      @yes-yq4il 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ryanappleton3653Eh no need to worry, I don't have an addictive personality *smokes a cigar, takes a swig of booze and plugs the jack back in*

    • @LVart8
      @LVart8 22 дня назад +1

      Hey uh, bender, what are we doing is this bad neighborhood?

  • @loganreads90
    @loganreads90 3 года назад +93

    Hollywood then: Don’t do drugs.
    Hollywood now: *DRUGS!*

    • @FunvoltGunvolt
      @FunvoltGunvolt 2 года назад +6

      "What's wrong with me? I want em"

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 Год назад +5

      Ah yes, society changing overtime. How unusual.

    • @PITMGN7
      @PITMGN7 3 месяца назад +3

      Hollywood then: don't do drugs! *snort cocaine*
      Hollywood now: weed is cool tho *snort cocaine*

  • @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer
    @Mandalorian_Goblinslayer 4 года назад +36

    0:25 😂😂😂😂😂😂”AAAAAAWWWWWW YEAH!!!”

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
    @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 3 года назад +127

    One of my favourite jokes in the series was the episode Bender and Amy start dating and try to legalise human and robot marriage and Hermes just shouts "WE'VE GOT TO LEGALISE IT!" Cause the joke aged so poorly as apparently marijuana still isn't legal in the year 3000 then became legal soon after in real life

    • @eduardof7322
      @eduardof7322 2 года назад +18

      It seems like marijuana isn´t legal but you can get heroin in vending machines. A weird word indeed.

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 2 года назад

      1. It's crack. 2. The government is notably incompetent in enforcement, if could be that they eventually re-ban all drugs but just don't really ever enforce it.

    • @videogameguy101
      @videogameguy101 Год назад

      You said a mouthful.

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 Год назад

      @@eduardof7322Maybe the guys that sold heroin figured out how to lobby politicians

  • @Danny-gr6wu
    @Danny-gr6wu 2 года назад +8

    Those blue eyes! LOL! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickkumar2581
    @nickkumar2581 6 лет назад +66

    I remember watching this episode when I was a kid. Bender might be the reason I’m probably not gonna drink, smoke, or do drugs when I’m older. Futurama was the best so much better than family guy. Who else born around 99 watched this show when they were too young around 11-14 lol

    • @user-bp5py6bh3g
      @user-bp5py6bh3g 5 лет назад +6

      Weed isn't bad for you kiddo

    • @mralberosie3987
      @mralberosie3987 5 лет назад

      Simon yeah smoking is also perfectly fine

    • @user-bp5py6bh3g
      @user-bp5py6bh3g 5 лет назад

      Smoking cigarettes or weed?

    • @smart422
      @smart422 5 лет назад

      Nick Kumar beer is good

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 года назад +2

      @@smart422
      Hard liquor is where it's at tho.
      Just never, ever mix it with weed. You will green out.

  • @waypoet2609
    @waypoet2609 4 года назад +21

    A robot hooked on drugs ? Hmm

  • @buzzkill9991
    @buzzkill9991 6 лет назад +50

    2:09 who was that guy your mama and shut up and drag me to work

  • @tonybarde2572
    @tonybarde2572 6 лет назад +20

    When you spend your whole night partying

  • @AudraBurgess
    @AudraBurgess 5 лет назад +9

    My favorite episode

  • @drcat1337
    @drcat1337 6 месяцев назад +2

    i love the idea of an automatic bead door

  • @p1vsworld614
    @p1vsworld614 Год назад +2

    Robocop is gonna have a field day lol

  • @Iris_229
    @Iris_229 7 месяцев назад +1

    It's heartbreaking to see bender hooked on dope 😢.

  • @tigerninja25robot82
    @tigerninja25robot82 3 года назад +14

    1:59 My response to Jehovah's witnesses.

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 года назад +2

      Not 100% mainly because I’m not in the gutter but essentially when they come to my door

  • @Samurai-Inferno
    @Samurai-Inferno Год назад +5

    2024 anyone??!!

  • @VanillaLimeCoke
    @VanillaLimeCoke 5 лет назад +44

    1:23 the way the cigar lights up so brightly
    1:37 the way his eyes are
    1:43 spends +2 hours and comes out all stiff after saying he’d be a minute
    Priceless.
    Why’d he even bring Fry with him to begin with? Or what was Fry doing with him?

    • @bsgambati1
      @bsgambati1 4 года назад +1

      He brought Fry because he's stupid.

    • @lisettegarcia7013
      @lisettegarcia7013 3 года назад +3

      @@bsgambati1 they were heading to work.

    • @tinobemellow
      @tinobemellow 2 года назад +2

      Yes, thank you for restating the comedic moments for those who did not watch the video.

    • @alysmari3956
      @alysmari3956 2 года назад +3

      0:35 the robots taunting him (especially the one with the front that looks like goofy teeth)

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@lisettegarcia7013The fact they just casually continued heading to work, 2 hours late: 😂

  • @TheRealUnderCap
    @TheRealUnderCap Месяц назад

    Don’t do electricity, unless you’re a certified electrician and technician.

  • @whatsittoya4959
    @whatsittoya4959 2 года назад +4

    “Come on be cool bro, we’re about to go to our first college frat party!”
    Me: 0:30

  • @enderpup9289
    @enderpup9289 4 года назад +26

    0:56 fun fact: that's a lithium atom

  • @Tim_3100
    @Tim_3100 6 лет назад +10

    the good book 3.0 lol

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 4 года назад +6

      Well we had the 1st testament, we had the 2nd testament, robots dropped the testament bit and just made it 3.0. XD

  • @vermillionwarrior3968
    @vermillionwarrior3968 2 месяца назад

    "Your MAMA. Now shut up and drag me to work."

  • @mudchumper9913
    @mudchumper9913 2 месяца назад

    This is literally me when I take a shower after getting my Neuralink

  • @bidartbauer8581
    @bidartbauer8581 4 года назад +8

    Who was that guy? Yo mama, LOL

  • @matthewsolomonson9797
    @matthewsolomonson9797 2 года назад +4

    0:49 bruh das some trippy shit

  • @looneygems
    @looneygems Год назад +4

    2:11 YO MAMA

    • @dylanle6241
      @dylanle6241 11 месяцев назад +2

      2:12
      Now SHUT UP and drag me to work…

  • @orene3241
    @orene3241 Год назад +3

    Who else is watching this stoned?

  • @rubendominguez5260
    @rubendominguez5260 3 месяца назад

    Who was that guy … YO MOMMA!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @InnocentFrogmouth-vb6cv
    @InnocentFrogmouth-vb6cv 3 месяца назад

    This explains a lot.

  • @icouldnotdeside2023
    @icouldnotdeside2023 Год назад +2

    1:48 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @jimmypongsri2114
    @jimmypongsri2114 3 года назад +3

    1:34 SHUT UP SQUARE

  • @shariffsingh8593
    @shariffsingh8593 5 лет назад +23

    Play 1:04 - 1:13 in a loop 😭

  • @dronroc4587
    @dronroc4587 4 года назад +3

    Hahaha that's me I'm Bender!

  • @Littledot7918
    @Littledot7918 10 дней назад +1

    Who was that
    Yo mama and shut up and drag me to work
    ( 2:10 )

  • @patrickstar8540
    @patrickstar8540 4 года назад +4

    I give robots drugs

  • @vigilantfish4102
    @vigilantfish4102 7 лет назад +10

    nyom

  • @VanillaLimeCoke
    @VanillaLimeCoke 3 года назад

    Ref to Heat script.....
    "Electricity and chemicals a little f*cked up?!?!? What are yoy?? A shooter??? Speed???"

  • @mattsprayberry0
    @mattsprayberry0 7 лет назад +6

    Last edited by Petrified logs

  • @TCEricTV
    @TCEricTV 4 года назад +1

    Goddamn Thats Some Strong Shit!

  • @sneakypoof
    @sneakypoof 5 лет назад +4

    your mama!

  • @Luigipopdrop
    @Luigipopdrop 4 года назад +3

    0:59 num

  • @navegantelokiyo-yo5064
    @navegantelokiyo-yo5064 17 дней назад

    Te mandaban a las tortillas 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TCEricTV
    @TCEricTV 4 года назад

    HAHAH
    Hes A Fucking Robot!!!!

  • @SPCAArdvark
    @SPCAArdvark Год назад +1

    0:48

  • @joerodriguez9930
    @joerodriguez9930 Год назад

    What drug is the electricity referencing? Salvia , Spice ,Acid , Shrooms , Acid, or Crack?? My guess since it’s addicting would be like crack . Anyone have other opinions?

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 Год назад

      It's masterbating because in Futurama robots recieve an electric shock to their antenna when they mate so this is triggering a euphoric response.

    • @seyfff
      @seyfff Год назад

      Heroin

    • @patrickphilip777
      @patrickphilip777 Год назад +2

      The effects mimic LSD but yeah it seems more like crack

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Год назад

      It is either Ketamine or LSD. I don't think LSD is addictive though. Ketamine is.

    • @franco6683
      @franco6683 Год назад +1

      In effects, is like LSD, but the way they treat the electricity remains me more of heroin

  • @TheLinkHelios
    @TheLinkHelios 5 лет назад +4

    1:13

  • @bigdapramirez6157
    @bigdapramirez6157 Год назад

    Poop npiss

  • @VanillaLimeCoke
    @VanillaLimeCoke 5 лет назад

    100th like.

  • @StupidShitbag
    @StupidShitbag Год назад +2

    1:27 “GAGAHYWGAHAGAHAYAHAHAGAYYA-“
    -Bender, on a video in 2011

  • @teamtwerk98
    @teamtwerk98 2 года назад +1

    Jacking On is an amazing expression

  • @bigdimitri0225
    @bigdimitri0225 6 лет назад +3

    0:24